Chill Lounge

= News=

28th September: Lounge's 2nd Birthday

Merry Christmas Loungers. From Laurry, with love for the new year. The Legend Of JesterX By Gl1tch.

'''War section was deleted for a reason. Leave it alone.'''

Wiki is in desperate need of clean up. Add things that need to be add or removed in Clean up section.

Needs to be removed: Gummy's Fan Club because it doesn't serve a purpose. Night Hawk Clan, because it's hard to find 2 people who know what or where it came from. Dragon Tamers because again, this doesn't even place a real spot in the lounge, just a slightly (not really) clever way to get attention to a site that has very little to do with kong or the lounge.

The war thing in general needs to go. As far as wars go it was rather... fail. Not something to be proud of.

Project: Livechat
Currently, a few (dreadfully few) of the members of the chill lounge are trying to get a voice chat room going, that also allows text chat. Xfire is planned to be used. Xfire is a chat client that was designed for both light, and hardcore gamers, and even those who just want a chat client. Xfire is chosen because of its ability to work while you're on kongregate, in the Chill Lounge or out, or playing a game of your choice, because xfire can be opened while ingame for almost any pc game, with full features. You can access Xfire at Xfire.com (suprise!).If you have any questions, talk to Dogboy708

When adding a friend to Xfire, go to Tools > Add friend > Search Xfire users - enter the Xfire login name, NOT THE NICKNAME

Please add the following people to your xfire friend list. Once you create an account, contact dogboy708, and i will add you too this list.

| Kongregate Name | Xfire Login | Xfire Nickname |

 * Dogboy708 Dogboy708 Joe
 * CrackaJack clcrackajack James
 * angelpsuhbk angelpsuhbk Angel
 * luisn0 luisnjuju luisN
 * Earther earthrocks Earther
 * Nacho_Cat nachocat Nacho_Cat
 * xXGummyBearXx xxgummybearxx Marrah
 * Fenix3533 Halokiller1000 Fenix3533
 * War_Wolf_ (halfrikanassassin)

Wiki Clean up project
Add any items or sections here you think should be deleted. Don't delete things like regs without posting them here.

I think " War section was deleted for a reason. Leave it alone. " should be deleted.

War section re-deleted.

The Lounge's Story
The Chill Lounge is one of the few places that usually lives up to its name. In the early days of the Chill Lounge, trolls were rampant and waged spam wars and flame battles often. These struggles of epic failure were constant until the arrival of three outstanding individuals. SaberTompson, Lhjnhnas and Vegadev were the first of the Regulars to restore order to the Chill. They kept order despite the lack of a moderator.

Times were rougher back then and the commentary was often crass and belligerent. After defeating the trolls, and forcing them out into the wilds of Kong, Saber was pronounced Queen of the Lounge, and Lhjnhnas her Princess. Vegadev was still the enforcer and has remained vigilant.

Aside from the two regulars who made the Chill Lounge into a haven of order and reason, Several others took interest. Wilkins, a moderator without a room, often chilled there during his time online. Merawder, a gamer who originally came to copy/paste the same message into the chat 342 times was masterfully convinced by Vegadev to quite his trolling ways and join the lounge as a regular.

This time was peaceful and enjoyable, but such things were not meant to last. The older regulars were departing, logging on less and less. Only Vegadev, Lhj and a few others remained constant in their commitment (read: addiction) to kong. Saber had begun to log on less as well.

Without Saber, Vegadev had to restore order. Although he had a style which was less amicable than Saber's friendly nature, he nonetheless kept it under control. Fortunately when things looked the bleakest and Vega was tired of smiting trollkin. Wilkins decided to become the moderator of the lounge. In Vega's mind no other mod is more chill than Wilkins.

After some time Wilkins and Vega worked together and the lounge knew peace once more. Despite occasional trolling infiltrators, the Chill Lounge lives up to its name.

One day, a gift was bestowed upon the lounge. But this was to remain a mystery until it is further revealed. And all was good in the chill lounge.

This gift was later revealed to be the modship of the Chills sternest regulars, Vegadev, JesterX and Josten. Wilkins later became the room owner.

=Canby and the Denizens= The Chill Lounge features its own band; come to Kinsa's restaurant at 171 Chill Lounge Blvd. Great food, great service, and on occasion, an appearance from the Chill Lounge Band! Managed by Vegadev [M] and featuring:
 * sportsjefe: Lead Singer
 * Vegadev: Backup Singer/Facilitator
 * CommanderClark: Backup Singer
 * Lhjhnnas: Drummer/Songwriter
 * Noahark: Trumpet
 * Vanhaveir: Lead Guitar (Rock)
 * wildvine188: Kazoo, Flute
 * Sgtpepper834: Trombone
 * L_o_u_i_s: Lead Guitar (Jazz)
 * nich007: Saxophone
 * Dtheman: Didgeridoo
 * MikeyBoy: Assistant songwriter
 * Dejarie: Lights man
 * bigc87: Security
 * Omblugato: Bass
 * atom_storm: Triangle/Glockenspiel/Slide Whistle
 * Jesse7797: Make-up Artist
 * Wardog13: Logo Designer
 * Superkiller1432/gorillazman1432: Trombone player
 * Neriza: Handsome friend of the band out back
 * And featuring... JesterX as JesterX.

Still taking openings! Come to Chill Lounge to apply!

=Chill Lounge Denizens =

In the process of being edited. This list is far from finalized. Many names need to be added. Veteran-ism: Has seen many situations, and how to disarm them. +50 to Intelligence Short Temper Tell-Tale: Can spot and Neutralize a troll in a matter of milliseconds. +20 Chat Room Respect Queen's Compassion: Can defuse any situation before it becomes a problem.
 * AGENT_X506: A Veteran reg from New Zealand. One of the few who is been friends with Lhjnhnas, Vegadev, Kiwibob, Wilkins AND is still active on Kongregate.
 * SaberTompson: This woman was the bedrock of Chill. She and Lhj are good friends.

Fanatic Loyalty: Can Initiate 'Anti-Troll' warfare as well as command the regs to war.
 * Lhjnhnas Developer icon.gif: Queen of Chill Lounge. Princess of Whispers. Mistress of Lies. Riddle Master of Chill. Gun Zealot. Known to most as Lhj, and a few as Laurry, (due to the hard to spell name), this Australian Lounger has lived in Chill Lounge for what seems like eternity. She has watched people come and go, and is currently JesterX's Sekret Lesbunum Luver. Gave a dark speech that she would leave the Lounge, regs believe she will return.

A Man of Many names, War Wolf being the most current, he remains a warm spirited and good natured fellow, however, when it comes to battle be it War of Trolls he is a Warrior through and through and Knight of the Chill Lounge. He has answered the call to many a Troll battle and slain the would-be enemies of the Chill Lounge. A Mercenary at times he has often found himself under the employ of Walker such as the Great Minion War, who paid in copious amounts of cupcakes. One to lighten the mood every once in a while he can be a bit of a trickster or clown. A loyal citizen of Chill lounge he shall remain until the end of his days
 * Gaius Octavian/War Wolf:

Weapons Master: +50 attack Warrior: Trained in all Faucets of Warfare, he is a nearly unstoppable force to be reckoned with on any Battlefield

Sheep Shagger: Shags sheep.
 * kiwibob Moderator icon.gif: One of the mods of Chill Lounge who also spends his time in The Village. He is really cool and fun to be with!

Conduct Attack: Counters troll statements using the knowledge of the conduct guidelines. Dragon Tamer: Can command his clan to attack and has many dragons.
 * Kralgar: A jolly happy fellow, he is a friendly and good tempered person. Elements master and friend of kiwibob. He is also the leader of the Dragon Tamers. He signed a peace treaty with Gummy's clan after a bloody war. Likes to maintain chill in the Lounge. Has good knowledge of the conduct guidelines which helps him when there are trolls.

Smile: +100 to charm Idle: Leaves you waiting for a reply because he is busy checking his other open tabs or is busy with his game. Berserk: +50 Attack +50 Swear Words
 * Neriza: (AKA skarb #2)He randomly pops in and out from the Chill Lounge. He is delightful to chat with, and is sometimes quite random. He isn't as old as Lhj, but is considerably older and more present.Also he is 13 but seems 16 due to his attitude. Currently hoping to do battle in the war of trolls, he is mostly calm and collect until he smells the pungent odor of a troll, by then he is rabid and verbally abusive.

Stalker: Can lurk in complete silence, and assassinate a troll before they become aware.
 * jjffjhjf: A long time member of the lounge, and a long time lurker as well. jj only seems to come out of hiding when Saber enters the room, and it often called out as being her stalker..

Lurky: + 10 to Lurk.
 * annethecat: The lurkiest of the regs, anne has been in the lounge for quite some awhile, and has probably spoken a total of 10 times. Always silent, always watching, she is a bit of a celebrity since her name looms at the top of the room.


 * quietpanther: The male version of annethecat basically. Everything read there, applies here.

Rock Security: Can not be disturbed by trolls, or earthquakes.
 * AngryLobster: Also known as Saber's favorite, because everyone wanted boiled lobster. Saber protected him. Entitled to as many cookies as he wants, Lobster lives under a rock in Saber's corner. The rock has been totally tripped out to have an amazing security system, and a huge dance room and pool hall. Lobster hasn't been seen in a while, and it's presumed that he's just hiding under his rock.


 * BoyKingGeorge10


 * Tritus

Impassioned Rage: Burns with the flames of anger. When combined with Vega, the ultimate anti-troll weapon is formed.
 * hvacrfred: The second "Chill Lounge bouncer".

Ice Killer: Never loses his cool, even when up to his armpits in troll blood.
 * Vegadev Moderator icon.gif: Also known as Veg, Vega, Veggie(s), and Vegadevastation. He has spent many hours moderating the Chill Lounge, which is much more difficult than most regulars care to admit. He has stood by the chill lounge and diffused many troll invasions, including Anon, the cal/skittles incidents, and the latest round of drama. Regardless of what anyone says, he has done much to keep the lounge safe and enjoyable. He originally attracted many of the new regulars to the Chill Lounge. He is currently on an extended break, will return, and will not be forgotten. The lounge is not the same without Vega.


 * Demon_warlord


 * Ninja_of_Steel

Linguist: Can anti-troll in many languages with his infallible luinguistico espanol.
 * Elchubb: A friendly Aussie Lounger and expert dingo hunter. Mainly lurks and well, he's just this guy, y'know?

Ninja: Can get to places he doesn't belong. +2 Strength when someone mentions the word couch. Graveyard Keeper: Makes the tombstones and digs the graves of trolls. +4 intellect when making tombstone.
 * Dejarie: Self described Yemenhabojian (Whatever that means). Prefers to start conversations with a conveniently placed youtube video (like a video of crickets chirping when the lounge is quiet or a rickroll when the trolls are abound).


 * haseofterror


 * Kaigon


 * Chronas

Proud: Will never back down. Eagle Eyed: Can see through disguises and tell which account is a mimic or a troll.
 * Beastial_Pride Developer icon.gif: Never the most talkative of fella's BP is none the less a chill reg, through and through.
 * Oobla: A chill lounge reg who is addicted to being a badge whore. Finished the great alt war during the late hours of the 7th and 8th of June.

PROVE IT!: +5 to trolling technique and +5 to inciting flame wars. Scion of the Gods: +3 to keeping Kaistyle2 and other Orcs in good standing with the Kong Mods and Administration
 * AnonymousKnight: 19 year old University-going Orc Shaman that seems to enjoy making supposed 'G.I.R.L.S.' prove they are indeed 'Guys In Real Life.'

Queen's Confidant: As a confidant of the queen, has special powers.
 * NovemberLeTango: A 23-year-old professional who occasionally rebuts troll antics with inane logic, and can't help correcting their spelling. She's on at work, but is always available to chime in with a comment. Very similar to Lhjnhnas. They get along well.

En Garde!: Can challenge trolls to duels of kongai, distracting them from their trolling.
 * Merawder: Hardly ever talks, but when he does, it's normally "D: arty strike took out my sig.!" Addicted to MaB2 but very funny when not playing and actually talking. Often plays Elements and Kongai and if challenged will always accept a duel. Loves to pick a side and argue but will play mod if things get personal like religion talks often do. Birthday: January 5th

Legendary: Has achieved Legendary Status +100hp, 50AC, extra 6d6 damage, +5 to hit.
 * Sportsjefe: A calm chill kinda guy, who first thought up the idea of the official Chill Lounge game, Guess The Song (without cheating). SJ is the rock of Chill Lounge, and the provider of the awesome music. All hail!

Mercantile: Creates 10 gold per day due to sales of DinoBeer.
 * Dinoale: Our resident Mexican lesbian, a terrible person who is the bastard child of the mother of the Chill Lounge. Co-instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp. She enjoys sitting on small children and laughing as they cry helplessly, while also beheading puppies.

Thievery: Steals PB from your pantry in order to sell for credits
 * L_o_u_i_s Developer icon.gif: A lovable rogue, who is 13, 42 or 86 years of age, depending who you ask. He is mature, and can often be seen trying to stem the flow of trolls that get in through the frayed seams of the Lounge. Often seen flinging pewp at Dinoale, and often seen ducking for cover with the return fire, this chill resident was also an instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Zombie: Trolls can not kill him.
 * ZombiBubonik Developer icon.gif: One of the five Australian regulars, not very talkative, but when he does talk, he is intellectual and hilarious. What more can we say.

Blacksmith: Forges the weapons used against trolls.
 * Noahark: Under distress in Ant Hill, he moved to the CL after 2 days of kongregate membership. He usually tries to chill the Lounge when mods aren't there. Birthday: April 24

Hand of God: Once thought to be only a legend, Kaistyle2 now possesses the Hand of God, allowing him to destroy small villages with his pinky. This weapon is invaluable against trolls, leaving Kai to be Satan.
 * Kaistyle2: He's actually Satan.

Innocence: +50% chance to be wrongfully accused by a mod.
 * Vanhavier: Always wearing purple suspenders, this user is always trying to take your guitar, or is hiding in your closet. You can always have a decent conversation with van.

Troll Whisperer: Can convince trolls to do anything.
 * Serran_: The only one who is allowed to call Noah, Noa. She is careless speller, but a very chill and nice person. Currently she is taming the chained up trolls.
 * Superkiller1432/gorillazman1432: has had plenty of failed attempts at troll battling but has succeed in major battles and refuses to give up in the war.

Neutral: Does not pick sides, +100 to charisma. Love: due to her username being based on family, she gains love. +100 love
 * Zarkate: The cat girl of the Lounge, Kate is kind and friendly to all.

Agreeable: No one hates Gigg. No one. +10 to Speechcraft
 * giggity95: Gigg is just awesome. Seriously.


 * endofdays

Suspicious: What could be going on with Calv? +50 to sneak.
 * xXxcalvinxXx: One of the older of the Experienced regs, calvin is a funny and often witty guy. The Eldest regs, known in the Lounge as the Untouchables, have a theory about Calvin. Stay tuned.


 * toppkr

Room Owner: Due to Owner status, his word is god.
 * Wilkins Owner.gif: The room owner, and a downright chill guy. Not even trolls get under his skin.

Queen's Whisper: Can whisper anyone, even if they are offline.
 * JesterX Moderator icon.gif: The amazing, the fantastic, the OMG how do I describe the awesome, Queen of Whispers and Princess of Lies mother of the Chill Lounge! (Also a former chair of the Elder Three.) Likes to stare at Lhj's avatar.

Hardcore: Due to his hardcoreness gains +56 to strength.
 * Josten Moderator icon.gif: The fairest of the Chill Lounge mods. Has no favorites, and never jumps the gun. An all round great guy. He doesn't sit on laps, he feels children. By own admission.

LHCB: Like an ICBM, but better.
 * Sgtpepper834: Pepper is the Chill Lounge’s own resident handicapped ninja (also occasionally does entertainment for mod parties). He is the very accomplished, well-rounded, yet somehow still struggling musician known for his charm, wit, and frequent movie quotations. He has been seen helping JesterX come up with clever (yet very random) video game, movie, TV, and anime jokes, puns, references, and other silly things. He lives in a yellow submarine, and is always accompanied by the Lonely Hearts Club Band, of which he is the leader. Pepper can also speak many languages, and among them, he can speak three (English, Spanish, and Japanese) in a British accent. Currently working on getting other languages learned, as well as being able to speak them in a flawless British accent. Newly learned languages tend to come out in an Australian accent... (Not that there's anything wrong with that, Lhj! &gt;_&gt;) He also has a key to Lhj's pants.


 * angelpsuhbk: A English reg, loved by many. Keeps the peace well, and has an adorable english accent.

English: Due to being English, angel is a strong supporter of the Lounge's Queens.
 * Purplesan: A Hawaiian Reg. Lover of the color PURPLE. Proclaimed Emperor of The CL. An angel of Heaven resinding in CL for reasons yet to be explained. Enjoys Pie, Pineapples and shooting people with his P.I.E.(Pie Is Eat) catapult at unsuspecting bystanders. Occasionally goes into a violent fit of rage and should be avoided during this time. Brother of Nacho and Puppy. At requests, designs schoolgirl uniforms for a little funding for his Empire. Loves using material that turns see-through when wet. Because of this he is known as Purvy Purp. Ye have been warned. B-day May 23rd. ~ Angelpsuhbk: He also suffers from delusions of grandeur and enjoys talking about himself.
 * Crackajack: The Chill lounges resident K6 male, the perfect offset to JesterX. Also being English, His accent couldn't be more cute....


 * Dragonlight: New regular, Louis, Evil, and many others are older than him. Drawn to the lounge by Vega.

Sweet: Everyone likes her.
 * SweetiePie: Enjoys fried food. Is Dogboy's butt buddy. Accredited with taming the first Pewpasaurus Rex during the pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Mysterious: Judged to be mysterious and powerful. 50% chance One Hit KO on any trolls.
 * Kinsa: A quiet, mysterious individual. Often seen in the Lounge presumably whispering quietly with a secret cabal of ancient righteous troll assassins in the secret room with Lhjnhnas and Kaistyle2, gauging the stupidity levels of the room, while lurking. Presumed leader of this powerful group, one can never be sure of Kinsa's intent.

Friendly: Never leaves a reg is distress.
 * Zyferwind: A new edition to the regular crowd, called out of hiding during one of the great silences, to keep the regulars who were alone company.

Smart-Arse: Annoying to the extreme, but uses power for god.
 * swimdudensc: A new regular who was converted from a troll. As a past troll, he is great at fending off trolls using snide, typical "sixteenyearoldthatthinkstheyknoweverything" type comments.

Resist Peer Pressure: +50% chance to resist coercion, because she wouldn't do drugs.
 * Didueatmycookie: A loveable character, this one is. She's always missing her cookie and never, NEVER say you ate it. She's pretty chill and fits perfectly in the Lounge.

Anti-Troll: Mikey owns all trolls, instantly. Like Chuck Norris during a Zombie invasion.
 * MikeyBoy: Is known for eating the souls of babies, he is notorious for placing live animals in his rectum. Has an enormous mancrush on Kaistyle2.

Captain Obvious: "Oh, hey, is that a snipe--" +5 to detection.]
 * Khiash: Proclaimed Easter Bunny by JesterX and Lhjnhnas. Fun to talk to, when he's online.


 * Anubis_TrueGod


 * GreatGuy


 * georgeiscool

Quiet: Doesn't talk much.
 * christhegamer: Has been a reg in Chill since he joined. Doesn't talk much, but when he does, it's always good.


 * B3NYJYM4N: One of the newest additions, we hope to see great things from him in the future...


 * Jesse7797: Stay in your seats, he'll be right back!


 * ugh she can be a load to keep up with. She is loved by everyone in the Lounge.


 * buggieboy


 * Wardog13: An older reg, he happened to become a reg, on the wiki at least on the same day Lhjnhnas gave her dark speech.


 * crab230: Ah, Mr Crab. What can be said about the Lounges voice of reason? Basically he's logic in a shell.


 * Everest: A role playing fanatic! He can't stand to see a Chill Lounge reg be in a different room.


 * Blazer_42_Blazer: One of the regs that likes to keep to him self.


 * Morphiez: [insert something witty here]


 * haltgamer: Acts like a kitten around Zarkate and is constantly roleplaying.

Humor: when in a fight -10 ATK to enemies when theres a chance to use a meme.
 * pimpjuice96: A newer reg who sometimes gets confuzzled about the ways of the Chill Lounge.


 * GoodJobDino: Full of laughs, quick wit, and correction *s, he has quickly made Chill Lounge a comfy home for himself. Though he acts friendly, really, a lot remains a mystery about the Good Job Dinosaur. Zombies, movies, drinking, and unspeakable acts of nakedness fill his repetoir of pleasure. The weak hearted believe him to be secretly in love with Lhj. Leader of the Clan Night Hawk -=N|H=-


 * Zikii: ZipKey. Yeah.


 * simifier: Bold, yet common user. He has an addiction to The Sims games, but always has time to swing by and say hi to everyone. Sacred Seasons fan, along with Elements, Simi is one of our best friends. By our, I mean atom.


 * Fuzzle187: Is Fuzzy and gives rare but awesome fuzzy hugs. Also likes Zarkate. Is also dragons. .3

DIEINAHOLE!: +15 to randomness.
 * Saske2Sharingan: Very random. Bro of Merawder. Enjoys lemurs. Birthday: January 14th.

Peace Keeper: +45 to preventing wars. Fanatically Loyal: +100 to Loyalty.
 * Walker9205/Nacho_CatDeveloper icon.gif': Very chill. Just Friends Husband of xXGummyBearXx. Basically opposite to Merawder in every way and has been declared his rival by Mer. Owns the insanity corner of the lounge, along with The Magic Box. Birthday: May 31st.

Troll Fodder: Makes an excellent snack to distract trolls with.
 * hazyhed: Was found wandering an elements server by Merawder begging for a pvp opponent. Being very much akin to satin Merawder offered a dark deal. He offered to play hazyhed, but if he beat hazy 3 times in a row hazy had to add merawder as a freind and move to the chill lounge. Merawder then proceeded to win three times in a row, two of the games with full health.

Cheer up ray: Can easily put a smile on anyone's face. Talk to her for an easy blast from her ray and become happy. Blabber Box: For some reason, doesn't seem to stop talking.
 * xXGummyBearXx: One of the girls in the Chill Lounge. Lots of fun. Birthday: December 6th.

Confusion: InfestFirman causes confusion in trolls, do to his name being misread. Secrecy: InfestFirman is very secretive. Not even Lhj knows the meaning of his name, or his real age. +20 to sneak.
 * InfestFirman: Frequently known as IncestFiremen due to a misread by a few regs. Whatever you do, don’t talk to him about pants.

DJ: Can mix music like a pro, and provide dance parties.
 * Ciferfr: All around frenchcanadian perv, and Saber's "dj", this reg vanished one day while Saber was on a trip. Coincidence? We'll never know.

Transfiguration: Wow, he turned into a salami log this time.
 * qseal00: An old time reg, back from the dark ages of the Lounge. Recently reappeared, much to the sham-wow of the Denizens who remember him.
 * HornedReaper: A very random person, can be anything from the worlds greatest troll, to a sentimental therapist. Also often starts RP wars and bitches about not being a moderator :P.(also has a list)
 * skarndragon: A new reg from Australia.(Is also part dragon - enough said.)
 * Gl1tch: The Lounge's official story teller and bard; Educator of the Kong masses, Gl1tch has a Past, making him one of the wisest of the regs. The story of Gl1tch's travels is told at http://what-do-you-do.net/forums/index.php?topic=676.0 by the master bard himself.
 * Earther: A new reg from New Zealand, Earther has appointed him self as the official doorman of the CL. You're not anyone until he has acknowledged that you exist.
 * Phoenix7250: A new reg from the Philippines, He spends most of his time lurking , He likes pie.
 * Sadistic_Mind: This user has inhabited the Chill Lounge for a long time. His hobbies include lurking and becoming active only to inject epic comments into chat, before disappearing again.
 * atom_storm' ': Also known as atomic winsauce, atom bomb, but usually atom, hilarity plainly ensues when he’s around. Dreaming to become a pokemod master he has yet to tame one. He is the founder of The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery. He is known to activate the Storm of Atomic Pwnage when trolls attempt to invade the lounge. He also aids JesterX with puns of various topics. He greets regs with “aloha” and leaves the lounge with “stay frosty.” Is JesterX's other body guard and bigc87 is his biggest rival. ...Attempts to trigger trap cards and “profile crush” at times usually shouting “IT’S OVER 9000!” When activating his twin powers, he turns into useless objects. (Oh yeah, he's a developer now too )

A Poem About The Old Regulars
http://clforums.forums-free.com/a-poem-about-the-old-regulars-t5.html

=Lounge Pantheon=

Major Gods

 * Aphrodite: Didueatmycookie
 * Apollo: L_o_u_i_s
 * Aries: War_Wolf_ (As Decreed by LHJ)
 * Artemis: dinoale
 * Athena: Lhjnhnas
 * Demeter: Serran_
 * Dionysus: sportsjefe
 * Hades: Vegadev
 * Hecate: SaberTompson
 * Hephaestus: Noahark
 * Hera: JesterX
 * Hermes: kingorange
 * Hestia: Zarkate
 * Poseidon: Josten
 * Zeus: Wilkins

Must choose again:

Kralgar

Nacho_Cat

Minor Gods

 * Adonis: Takumi_F
 * Aeolus: Malexandec
 * Caerus: ecco7
 * Charon: NinjaofSteel
 * Cerberus: Fedie315
 * Elpis: SweetiePie
 * Eosphorus: Dejarie
 * Erebus: Dtheman
 * Hemera: Angelpsuhbk
 * Eros: Giggity
 * Helios: dragonlight
 * Hypnos: Disorderly
 * Iris: Bunnylover15
 * Momus: Elchubb
 * Morpheus: MikeyBoy
 * Mors: Morphiez (damn you MikeyBoy...)
 * Nike: durk
 * Priapus: Nightfalke
 * Persephone: BrittanyB
 * Thanatos: Merawder
 * Orpheus: Sgtpepper834
 * Dagon: InfestFirman
 * Zephyrus: atom_storm

Titans

 * Kronos/Cronus: Dogboy708
 * Helios: Jesse7797

Creatures

 * Femir: superkiller1432/gorillazman1432

= Funny User Quotes = Fuzzle187 : Jes

Fuzzle187 : wanna co-op?

JesterX : mid mission :o

Fuzzle187 : after?

JesterX : sure?

Fuzzle187 : cool?

JesterX : i guess?

Fuzzle187 : ok?

JesterX : yeah?

Fuzzle187 : woooo?

JesterX : woot~?

Fuzzle187 : this should be in the wiki?

JesterX : Maybe?

kiwibob : cheers

Fuzzle187 : >_>

bobido: oh and walker when someone says there australian dosnt mean there in australia

Merawder: you can take the aussi outa the outback but you cant take the outback outa the aussi

Merawder: because there sunburns are permanent

josten: i don't sit on laps. i feel a child.

josten: i would be fine, i have protection.

JesterX: I would very much like the title PedoBear o.O

MikeyBoy: What dino wants most in a guy is a vagina! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

sportsjefe: she has a weapons stash the size of montana. sportsjefe: ok, better term. weapons stash or weapons cache? Lhjnhnas: cache is within easy reach, but not designed to be open. stash is hidden somewhere to be collected when needed Lhjnhnas: so i have a stache JesterX: Hm I've got a weapons stash &gt;.&gt; not a cache and its not that big. Just to clear things up lol Kaistyle2: Careful Jester. Trolls might like it. You know there are maso-trolls around. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

holliebabe: NOAH!!!!!! Noahark: Who are you? holliebabe: I think I may know you, who are you? Noahark: I am David Blaine, why do you ask? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

ZombiBubonik: Lhj you shouldn't exist, an attractive female gamer with a perverted mind? The universe should be collapsing right now ZombiBubonik: Lhj I could probably tell you how many slices of pizza I had about an hour ago, any further back it starts to get hazy ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Zarkate: there is no snooze button on a cat. Dejarie: ther is if you have a small mallet. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Koffin: I'm in no mood for idiocy, Gam3, so I'm going to mute you. Gam3Freak09: I'm not an idiocy ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

sportsjefe: try one of thouse. sportsjefe: *thouse sportsjefe: *thos sportsjefe: wth! Lhjnhnas: *those sportsjefe: that was it. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Elchubb: Josten is pretty cool. eh bans noobs and doesn't afraid of anything. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Cryptosporidian: mmm, eating my last poop tart Cryptosporidian: *pop Cryptosporidian: WOW! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

GreatGuy: Her boobs are HUGE! JesterX: Yeah duh =p JesterX: Then stop staring at them! peacefulreality: O_o GreatGuy: ...why? GreatGuy: JesterX: The longer you stare the bigger they become! GreatGuy: I KNOW xD Cryptosporidian: 0.o josten: ha. JesterX: Till they eventually burst out of the screen and keel you Lhjnhnas: -star

Dejarie: ... Wait what? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

JetLag: Unfortunatly common sense is not common JetLag: And my enter key is too close to my backspace

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Th3G1ngerN1nja: Fuzz has no nipples.

Fuzzle187: xD

Purplesan: *moves around in a circle*

Fuzzle187: ^ has a flap for genitalia

Th3G1ngerN1nja: o.o

Kiwibob: *headesk*

angelpsuhbk: O_o

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JetLag: Evangelist: Jesus loves you! Me: But he doesn't love you JetLag: He was sooooo like WTF JetLag: He stood there for like 10 minutes just looking blankly at the ground, before running after me going "Blasphmer!" ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Lhjnhnas: *Maniacal Lhjnhnas: Learn to speel vich Lhjnhnas: *spell Lhjnhnas: Oh, THE IRONY! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Dinoale: its my ass that isnt fine Kaistyle2: I beg to differ L_o_u_i_s: you can say that again ;P ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Lhjnhnas: I keep reading InfestFirman as IncestFiremen ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kaistyle2: King haydn rules the porta-potties near the truck stop. KingHaydn: because his brain is full of shit

bladgade1:

Dtheman:

bladgade1:

Dejarie: ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Vegadev: omg... it's completely deserted... Vegadev: perfect time for streaking! Vegadev: *streaks through the lounge* Vegadev: wow... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Solyr: Lh, I retract my offer inviting you to my room Lhjnhnas: Why? Because I like trolls? Solyr: No. Because you are female. Seems the women of Kong keep falling in love with me. Don't need another one in my room Lhjnhnas: xD, I have my love on this site Lhjnhnas: And that's this room Lhjnhnas: I am married to this room sportsjefe: but if there are girls you're having problems with, send them to me. Lhjnhnas: *giggling* L_o_u_i_s: lol. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

GreatGuy: hmm kittey isn't going for the steak. Man, I had to peel my cats off my cutting board when I was doing steak. GreatGuy: they're all OOH MEAT.. i'm all, STUPID CAT QUIT GETTING HAIR ON TEH STEAX wtf. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

PopRocks: help me take the women and children first, laurry! Lhjnhnas: Bah, i'll only eat them all Pop NovemberLeTango: Psh, this woman doesn't need no moving. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

ZombiBubonik: I liked the noises the little guys made when you grabbed em MikeyBoy: I lost by one machine CrackaJack: Zombi :p ZombiBubonik: In Gobtron ZombiBubonik: Filthy boy CrackaJack: lol ZombiBubonik: With a filthy little mind ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

MikeyBoy: Why is the chat so dead? MikeyBoy: Is it taking a nap? Kaistyle2: Because I touch myself in the morning. Kaistyle2: Why wait till nightfall? MikeyBoy: Isn't it supposed to be "Because you touch yourself at night."? NovemberLeTango: start the day on the right hand. Kaistyle2: The left hand for me. XD NovemberLeTango: or the left MikeyBoy: Left hands, unite! NovemberLeTango: the internet is for porn, not for little kids to poke people in the gut. Just sayin'. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Jesse7797: Kairi, your overuse of dots gets you nowhere. SgtPepper834: Kairi should use her dots more constructively… Like putting them on basketballs or something… It would help the NBA a lot, as well as drive Hellen Keller insane. Jesse7797: LOL Jesse7797: Rofl xD Jesse7797: Am I the only one who got that? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Korce: i smell a noob. erica80: what? Korce: exactly. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

giggity95: lh,what time is it in austrailia? Sunnyboyal: spleen o'clock Lhjnhnas: I love spleens Lhjnhnas: and eating babies dogboy708: WHO DOESNT ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Smackaine: so then, lhj Smackaine: cats land on their feet Smackaine: butter lands butter side down Smackaine: strap buttered toast to a cats back, and youve got the makings of a high speed monorail system ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kaistyle2: I want to petition a name change for a room. I want to name a room Sofa King! Kaistyle2: Then I can welcome people to Sofa King. Our prices are Sofa King low that you will be Sofa King happy. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kaistyle2: Is it smooth like a baby's bottom ecco? Lhjnhnas: -rubs baby bottom- Lhjnhnas: Not that smooth Kaistyle2: Seriously, that phrase is so weird it makes me feel ill. xXxcalvinxXx: Lol Lhj. Kaistyle2: Why would someone what something as smooth as the but of a baby. Kaistyle2: *want* Kaistyle2: *butt* Kaistyle2: *?* PopRocks: kai wants butt. xXxcalvinxXx: xD ecco7: no more butts or babies ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

NovemberLeTango: so at lunch, my fortune cookie told me I should prepare for a night of passion. NovemberLeTango: I didn't know what it meant, since I'm single. NovemberLeTango: but now I understand. I got a little bottle of passion fruit vodka at a party, and my fruit juice has passion fruit in it. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sunnyboyal: i'm sweet and innocent, don't take me the wrong way you'll corrupt me Lhjnhnas: xD, I'll take you the wrong way. Lhjnhnas: Or maybe it's the right way ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kaistyle2: *imitates asshole mod* Let me see your trolling permit? No trolling permit? Then you GTFO. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get directly the F OUT! *bans* ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Lhjnhnas: Did you just call me a slut max? Lhjnhnas: I just came, just then Sunny Lhjnhnas: I meant It just came Lhjnhnas: Not I just came. Sunnyboyal: lies Malexandec: Bad typo. Sunnyboyal: you meant what you said Sunnyboyal: i have that effect on women ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Zarkate: never use nail clippers on your face...i just found out it's a bad idea ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

SgtPepper834: O.o Thanks Emeril... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

JesterX: Lucky me =o JesterX: I was wearing my silence proof panties =o JesterX: Win. bigc87: lol SgtPepper834: =X Lhjnhnas: -takes off Jester's panties- SgtPepper834: O.O ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

JesterX: and a pillar is practically up her ass ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Malexandec: But I don't feel like it, not with the reduced sperm quality and all. Sunnyboyal: intend to ride naked by next summer Malexandec: =&lt; pcpmonster2: cool lisario: why naked? Sunnyboyal: charity marathons for the win Malexandec: LOL ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ echelon3: how does he get wifi all the way out there?! i want his ISP DMinor: then i might be able to watch house on this thing echelon3: maybe he has satellite SweetiePie: you can watch house from your front lawn SweetiePie: just turn around ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

crab230: Somebody pass the popcorn. dogboy708: -steals porn- dogboy708: ._. atom_storm: o-O dogboy708: corn atom_storm: xDDDD crab230: Lol dogboy708: popcorn starts with p stfu crab230: C and p aren't even close to each other on the keyboard. atom_storm: xD dogboy708: i know dogboy708: i was thinking Pop cORN ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

crunch1597:Well, I'm far to stupid to think of anything original.

crunch1597: This comment has been removed due to a Large rip in the Space-Time continuum.

Everest: *is about to be born*

Lhjnhnas: My waters just broke

bloodydeath1: push! Lhjnhnas: SP, I need you

Lhjnhnas: -pushes-

ToxxicGamer: hoo hee hoo hee! XD

Lhjnhnas: -makes pregnant noises-

Everest: DONT PUSH ME BAK IN

9Sam9: *pokes lhj with a stick*

Lhjnhnas: QUICK!

bloodydeath1: push more!

Lhjnhnas: HELP

SweetiePie:*Stands at the ready witha catcher's mit

Lhjnhnas: -pushes-

Lhjnhnas: -cannon shot baby-

SweetiePie: FIRE WHEN READY

SweetiePie: *lowers face shield

bloodydeath1: FIRE!

Lhjnhnas: -baby hits Sam in head-

SweetiePie: BOOM

SweetiePie: HEADSHOT!

dogboy708: i wanna be butt pirate :(

satanlilhelper: jesus internet police!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaggghhh!!!!

Khiash: I'm lmaoing at the irony, here

Jesse7797: V eats testicles for dinner

bunnylover15: ^ look who's talking

Jesse7797: atom?

atom_storm: jesse?

Lhjnhnas: Lhj!

Lhjnhnas: You take out a grizzly with a .22, I will give you a blowjob

Lhjnhnas: Nooke

Lhjnhnas: *No joke

dogboy708: :D

dogboy708: what do i get if i kill a grizzly with a .18

Lhjnhnas: you get dead

SweetiePie: i miss the orgy

SweetiePie: that was good times

Dinoale: that orgy in room six was epic

SweetiePie: now I feel like I'm narrating a Pepperidge Farm commercial

Dinoale: laughed forever.

Dinoale: hahahahahahah pie

SweetiePie: lol

dogboy708: ._.

SweetiePie: Remember the good old days when Lhjhnas shit in Dinoale's vagina and shoved SweetiePie's face into it?

SweetiePie: Pepperidge Farm remembers

Jesse7797: It’s hard to find where ale’s chest starts, and where her stomach ends.

tillkill: define television

dogboy708: when i teleport your eyes to the floor with my knife

Omblugato: so when the guys get to the room the decide they dont like it and call the front desk to get a discount and the main desk says fine ill send the bellboy up with a lil refund

KanetheKnight: I sense gay sex incoming.

Jesse7797: LOL

josten: no kane

KanetheKnight: Shut up Josten I can dream

Kralis: I'm hiding inside my closet and I'm never coming out.

SgtPepper834: Kralis is in the closet...???

JesterX: He'll come out of the closet soon...

JesterX: Just wait

CrackaJack: lhj is hot, not a bishi

Dinoale: no i was doing something for a ssex

MrSmoogoomakoo: You're mom called and said I was amazing last night. bunnylover15: rawr MrSmoogoomakoo: &gt;:D bunnylover15: o.o dogboy708: I WANNA SEE TAHT VID! bunnylover15: *that MrSmoogoomakoo: LOL dogboy708: arnt u like... 19 smoo? MrSmoogoomakoo: ROFL MrSmoogoomakoo: I wish. durk: lose the caps dogboy708: and his mom... 60 something?3 splooner: yeah and she said you never paid MrSmoogoomakoo: Lol. dogboy708: so u admit your mom is a whore and a slut?. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ InfestFirman: lol InfestFirman: fail trollin

dogboy708: -slaps durk- I LVOE YOU MAN durk: TAKES BET Zarkate: love = fail dogboy708: ENGLISH IS A BEAST! dogboy708: lvoe, not love dogboy708: love doesnt exist dogboy708: love is a myth dogboy708: love is a bitch dogboy708: love ends in a .45 in your chest and testicles dogboy708: love sucks dogboy708: love makes u unhappy dogboy708: love is me and kate dogboy708: love is fail dogboy708: wait wtf... dogboy708: am i only one here? dogboy708: -cries softly to self-

Jesse7797: I have a poll for you all. dogboy708: like jesse's lube-producing hair Jesse7797: Would you rather: Jesse7797: Free-fall forever Mikal: Free-fall forever Jesse7797: Have anything you wanna eat whenever you want it Mikal: Latter dogboy708: does the hole have wifi? Jesse7797: Or free fall forever and have anything you wanna eat whenever you want it Mikal: Because then I can't haz luv with mah GF ;-; Jesse7797: &gt;.&gt; dogboy708: u dont have luv with urself, let alone ur gf Valcero: *giggles* dogboy708: lol val Mikal: Cwairehawf is mah gf Mikal: C: Mikal: -Snuggleeez-

tehcool: i love to edit that things

Zikii: tehcool: i love to suck that things

Zikii: So do I

Zikii: WAIT OMG

tehcool: lol.

dogboy708: New Topic! lets talknig about dick joining with the anus

DarkReaperX: woah what the...

dogboy708: Da Infected Comie Killers joining forces with the Anti Nazi Ultimatum Society you sick man...

dogboy708: dino is made of poo... -grabs chair and poopcorn

alea_10: wat race r yall

dogboy708: no. i sued sheild

dogboy708: im moneky raped

dogboy708: youy?

crunch1597: CAPTAIN PLANET.

crunch1597: HES OUR HERO

Malexandec: HES A HERO

Gaius_Octavian: GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!!

crunch1597:GONNA TURN POLLUTION DOWN TO ZEEERO.

crunch1597: Whore >:|

Malexandec: Well can you guys guess my age?

Zikii: 14

Zikii: 15

Zikii: 156

Zikii: 165*

Zikii: 165*

Zikii 16*

Zikii: Jesus!

Malexandec: LOL Zikii!

Walker9205: 19

Zarkate: 500

opelly: 15

Malexandec: Yeah

Malexandec: All Fail.

KateZar: <anus is very nice!

pimpjuice96: < Agrees.

Zikii: This stupid opponent has a mono aether

Lhjnhnas: ^doesn't like chicks

Zikii: I hate them

GoodJobDino: Marvin Maverik

TotalMaverik: Does that mean I'm part martian? o.O

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spartandroptroop: y is the chat so dry now

atom_storm: chat is like sex

atom_storm: it has peaks and valleys

atom_storm: we're in a valley atm

spartandroptroop: ok ya your probly right

=Fail Quotes=

Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it lol

Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

Sunnyboyal: it'll won't be boring

Sunnyboyal: it'll?

Sunnyboyal: Fail

atom_storm: I’ll uses this

atom_storm: I’ll uses this?

atom_storm: Fail

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show?

dogboy708: Fail

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool?

JesterX: Fail

Lhjnhnas: What I download is a trial

Lhjnhnas: What I download is a trial?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

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Jesse7797: george is gail

Jesse7797: gail

Jesse7797: fail

Jesse7797: daaaang

tehcool: lol you're fail.

georgeiscool: FAIL

tehcool: XD

Jesse7797: stfi

Jesse7797: stfu*

tehcool: LOL

tehcool: Fail

Lhjnhnas: Jesse, you woulda lost, if I had have had have had rustlers

Lhjnhnas: Jesse, you woulda lost, if I had have had have had rustlers?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

= Random Groups and Events=

== The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery ==

In light of day when no humor seemed to arrive In the Chill Lounge, atom_storm decided it was time for a change. He developed and assembled the perfect team, which was trained most excellently in the ways of humor.

MEMBERS: Speak to atom_storm if you wish to be tested!

atom_storm: Founder/ Nuclear Annihilator Cake General

shoryuken_banana: Metsu-ryukishin

JesterX: Flash Goddess Cannon1

Lhjhnnas : Omega Lightning Cannon2

Jesse7797: Alien J Procrastinator #1

xXxcalvinxXx: Mega Magistrate of The Chill

Bunnylover15: Ultra-Grammar Bunny Supreme

Didueatmycookie: Chocolate Chip Destroyer

Glompz: Admiral Hug-Tackle

crab230: Commander of Shenanigans

angelpsuhbk: Guardian of Tartaros

~

= The Skarbs Tribe:

The Best Clan in the whole of kong, because it contains Durk and is created by Lhj.

Lhjnhnas-Skarb #0.5 (Founder of the Skarbs.)

Durk-Skarb #0 (The Legend.)

Skarndragon-Skarb #1(The Original Skarb)

Neriza-Skarb #2(The Chosen Skarb)

Earther-Skarb #3(The Doorman of the Chill)

Sadistic-Mind-Skarb #4(The Anti-troll unit)

Phoenix7250-Skarb #5 (The Phoenix)

Leed3223-Skarb #6(The Quiet Tough Guy)

=Lounge Elements Tourney=

Recently, the Lounge has found itself addicted to the online card game, Elements. So, one day, some of the users were talking, and we decided on a tournament. The tournament is knock out, with the winner becoming first seed. If you wish to participate, please shout Lhjnhnas or bigc87

Current Users Entered
Elements Username appears in brackets.


 * 1) Lhjnhnas (Lhj)
 * 2) bigc87 (bigc87)
 * 3) Atom_storm (atom_storm)
 * 4) Jesse7797 (JustinK)
 * 5) Serim (Lhjnhnas)
 * 6) Bunnylover15 (bunnylover15)
 * 7) Josten (Josten)
 * 8) Diggoran (Diggoran)
 * 9) Noahark (Noahark8)
 * 10) Merawder (Merawder)