Achievement Addicts Anonymous

Achievement_Addicts_Anonymous is one of various chatrooms in Kongregate

 AAA  Welcome to AAA, one of the craziest, most awesome rooms on Kongregate. Here you will find, among many other strange, mystical things, "&#39;s, Kami feathers, and wove. Some of the regulars have taken up collecting Kami feathers.

Also, Kami Feathers Are Worth 1000 AAA Muneyz, Yo - JorgonQ (Ummm, I mos def did not say that >.<)

AxelKross: Welcome to AAA

AxelKross: :D

Note: To get into AAA, stick ?room_id=24091 on the end of your game's url. ^^

The official motto: AAA - Life is Hard, AAA is harder

 Important Things  Many Things Are Happening That Will Affect The Future Of Kongregate.

1) Achievement Addicts Anonymous Adventures: Heroes.

Possibly One Of The Most Hyped Up games From An Unknown Developer.

AAAA:H Is The Story of Kong.

Starting From The Beginning To Today.

2) Kesse Will Not Come Back. Period

(That's what you think!)

Lycaonz: erm...Kesse is back... he emailed me today/yesterday XD

3) I Have Nothing Else

4) Skwerly has left forever- get over it

 Keys to AAA  AAA was previously owned by Kesse but is now owned by Kamisaibou. Keep up the good work ^^

 Trolls  Many A AAA User Succumb To The Power Of The Troll.

A few include "3for5" and Any Of The "Togs" See Home Of The Tog

 Home of the Tog  A tog is actually a subspecies of troll that has amazing endurance, sleaziness, and voracity. And they multiply like mad, but they don't live very long. Like rabbits.

JorgonQ: TOG = Trolling On Gamesites

These are not real togs, but were created as jokes:

 kamistog (Popolino) RickAstleyTog (EarthwormJim2595) Mudkipztog (EarthwormJim2595) ChuckNorrisTog (EarthwormJim2595) TheTogIsALie (Pteage) rockertog (rocker_dude12) TogsAibou (AxelKross) AngelTog (FallenAngel93)</li> goTroctoD (XGogeta1233X)</li> ItBeATogYo (shoshi)</li> TOGisak (STWisak)</li> Togular (kamisaibou)</li> LikeATog (Lycaonz)</li> WoveTog (pmp600)</li> Togmire (Ganondorf)</li> spartatog (pmp600)</li> ITawtITawATog (xtweetyx)</li> Togulitis (ShaneVert)</li> Wadonkatog (Krunkbobulator)</li> Togmire (Ganondorf)</li> DialTforTog (pmp600)</li> RentATog (ShaneVert)</li> ToGoNfIr3 (GuYoNfIr3)</li> MCtog (Kolide)</li> <li>papayatog (rocker_dude12)</li> <li>wadonkatog (Krunkbobulator)</li> <li>Rick_Astleytog (EarthwormJim2595)</li> <li>Paris_Hiltontog (EarthwormJim2595)</li>

Loltogs: If Kong allowed usernames over 16 characters long, these would be awesome togs. <li>MayTheTogBeWithYou (spagheti_meatbal) </li> <li>HowMuchTogWouldAWoodTogTogIfAWoodTogCouldTogWood </ul>

''' The Forum! ''' AAA now has a forum!! A-Cubed (thx JorgonQ for the name)

''' The Kingdom of Loathing Clan! ''' AAA has a Kingdom of Loathing clan! It's Cult of personality. Not much to say here for now :P

Note: When searching for the clan, make sure you don't join THE Cult of Personality! :)

 Non-Chat Quotes  “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…” - LoFiction

“The best Hell on Earth that's so chilled you'd think Hell has frozen over” - Lycaonz

“I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with any female in this room. ” - Arxalix

“Pokemon! Oh, it's you and me! You know it's our destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you’re my best friend, in a world we must defend!” - bloodbullet

“I can haz Kami-Feather?" - FallenAngel93

“i like to put random unanimous objects into my rectum, then ride the rollercoaster, then see if i can yak the objects out through my nose, my favourite object, a pineapple smothered in expired honey” - Rukiarcx

“Her name will always be kimosabay, mighty warlord, to me :D” - wickedbeing

 In-Chat Quotes  “Jim + Kami = Godly Epicworm.” - Suiton

“How do I acquire a Kami feather? Is it like a gold star?” - Pteage

“That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast!” - xtweetyx

“I invented Kami feathers lol.” - EarthwormJim2595

“I Like Pie” - Arxalix

~Throws confetti in the air for the sake of it~ - Lycaonz

“In the beginning, there was nothing. Then god said, 'let there be light!' and there was still nothing, but you could see it now.” - kamisaibou

“I'm certain there are bridges in your area. Please find a tall one and jump off.” - JorgonQ

“Ganon ran out of awesomesawse.....now he has crankybuttah.” - caboosereturns

“I have a whole gang of trolls dedicated to annoying me” - Ganondorf

“Eh, I like porn, but links for it don't belong here, so...” -kamisaibou

Shiaoran: I got the urge to change it to '“Eh, I LOOOOOVE porn, but links for it don't belong here, so...” -kamisaibou” XD

“You know what sucks? A vacuum.” - shoshi

“Headshot, with the mutebarrel.” - Kolide

“I would now like to read to you a poem.

Birdy birdy, in the sky,

Please don't turdy in my eye.

Am I sure glad that cows don't fly.”

-Kolide

ToxicInsanity4: do i hear a mute comin on?

Spellmaker90: NO, you can't hear a mute.... that what mute does.

JorgonQ: omg stop spamming or its not real!

Pteage: i cut the head off of my cock the other day, the damn thing flailed about horrendously before finally going limp.

Shoshi: *tars and kamifeathers fallen*

ItBeATogYo: you don't chat in the AAA, the AAA chats in you

AxelKross: *Facepalm* For When The Failure is Too Epic

AxelKross: *headdesk* See Facepalm

AxelKross: *Footgroin* For When The Failure Is So Epic, You Must Take Yourself Out.

someone: sup?

kamisaibou: the ceiling!

Ganondorf: the ceiling is up? *looks up* who put that there?

Lycaonz: TWEETY!

kamisaibou: tweety, it's your fault we have ceilings! D:

caboosereturns: silence for 1 whole minute

caboosereturns: wowzers

caboosereturns: its a sad day in the AAA

AxelKross: *Footgroin*

Ganondorf: ......footgroin?

Ganondorf: is that a foot and groin together?

AxelKross: *Footgroin* For When The Failure Is SO EPIC, You Must Take Yourself Out.

Lycaonz: this morning wen i read:'Kesse Will Not Come Back. Period' i thought he rit 'Kesse Will Come Back With Period'

Lycaonz: and was like. wtf kesse's a chick?

JorgonQ: Every single person EVAR has thought Kesse was a chick

64825: ill have to ban u if u keep going with this behavior

pmp6OO: haha you and what army?

kamisaibou: *watches everyone dive for the banstick*

pmp6OO: DIVES!

Ganondorf: *bonk*

pmp6OO: MINEEEEEEE!

kamisaibou: lol

pmp6OO: *HITS kami*

pmp6OO: >:D

Shiaoran: yeah, you know, staring at a screen and laughing by yourself... it's crazy

Anifanatic: My parents think I'm crazy becasue I point and laught at the computer screen all the time.

Anifanatic: And then I turn on my computer.

Ganondorf: lmao

Anifanatic: I wish I could claim originality for that comment though :P

64825: this is a gay game

kamisaibou: really?

kamisaibou: it prefers other games of the same genre?

shoshi: man, us americans are getting stronger. 30 years ago, $10 of groceries took two people to carry, now a 5-year old can do it

JorgonQ: I keep getting a message saying flash scripts are running slowly, would I like to abort

kamisaibou: don't abort D:

kamisaibou: it'll mess everything up

kamisaibou: it messes up my silence if I hit yes

kamisaibou: >.>

Lycaonz: it ruffles ur feathers so to speak

shoshi: i was in the ROTC program. i remember once i was walking through campus and my instructor grabs me, and hes a big guy and he yells “its been 6 weeks since ie seen you in camoflauge class!” i said “im getting good”

shoshi: you know there's a earthquake when your jello isnt shaking

Galwyrd: wow this chat room gets off topic fast...

kamisaibou: you only noticed that now? I love you

trinityslash: theres a topic?

rob3596: does everyone just decide to type in random sentences?

AxelKross: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

danger10032: Is kami like a mod lol

FallenAngel93: kami is alot like a mod

shoshi: & # 1 3 ;

XGogeta1233X: nuu shoshi!!

kamisaibou: ; 3 1 # &

XGogeta1233X: you arent suppose to reveal the secretz!!!

jackcrawf3: ;#31&

kamisaibou: lol jack XD

FallenAngel93: lol jack

XGogeta1233X: &amp;#13;

XGogeta1233X: wtf? it didnt work

XGogeta1233X: I'm blah blah and im an Achievement Addict.

FallenAngel93: kami wheres that prawn you owe me!

kamisaibou: it's..coming after the wiki update!

XGogeta1233X: kami gave me prawn a few nights ago

ProtestantHero: kami gave me crabs

kamisaibou: *gives out crabs*

XGogeta1233X: i was like, wheres muh prawn? and kamis all like, *hands prawn*

ProtestantHero: *eats crabs* ^O^

XGogeta1233X: prawn prawn prawn prawn..

FallenAngel93: prawn prawn prawn

MUSELincoln: nom nom nom

XGogeta1233X: omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

FallenAngel93: prawn prawn prawn

FallenAngel93: om nom nom

FallenAngel93: kami gimme my prawn "

XGogeta1233X: Ò_Ó <- thats muh prawn face.

kamisaibou: mine is @_@ *stare*

XGogeta1233X: kami likes prawn?

FallenAngel93: kami loooves prawn

The_Ripper: What the lamp have i got myself into

kamisaibou: into AAA :D

dragon_of_red: or as we prefer to call it HELL

The_Ripper: "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?'

ProtestantHero: lol, my friend got 69 on his report card for oral

ProtestantHero: nigga please FallenAngel93: did you just call me a nigga?

ProtestantHero: I said please didn't I?

FallenAngel93: i leave for 2 minutes and you guys are acting like idiots

bloodbullet: This is AAA> of course we are acting like idiots ¬_¬

JorgonQ: And lo, it was declared that everyday shall be caturday!

FallenAngel93: muted for mute-dodging

toughdog6789: I WANT SOME HAWT PRAWNZ AND I WANTS IT NOW!

kamisaibou: *hands toughdog cooked prawnz and bbq sauce*

toughdog6789: kami can i give u a cream pie?

kamisaibou: kay

(Out of context! XDDD)

rukiarcx: Kami: Due to the very aggressive actions of a few churchs, there are bibles pretty much everywhere.

kamisaibou: yep

kamisaibou: it's silly

kamisaibou: if they were really religious they'd have their own bible

kamisaibou: and if they weren't they wouldn't need it

rukiarcx: Kami: It is just propoganda.

kamisaibou: I didn't say it wasn't, I just said it was silly

rukiarcx: They figure alcoholics or people down on their luck will grab it and be liek lol jesus

rukiarcx: since obviously the answer to everything is jesus

kamisaibou: omg really?

kamisaibou: *sees complicated answer on calc midterm* *writes down 'Jesus'*

kamisaibou: but we love geeks

Lycaonz: "Kongregators around the world have found love...since they found out there was a badge for it'

JorgonQ: Theres a badge for love now?

JorgonQ: Damn

(The Majesty of Colors: First Love Badge)

soul4hdwn: omg! the pladin ALWAYS drops his pants

soul4hdwn: why won't he drop anything else for me-.-

XGogeta1233X: because hes gay, soul.

kamisaibou: uh..

kaervec07: soul, that came out WAY wrong

XGogeta1233X: he likes dropping his pants in front of you

kamisaibou:

Ganondorf: life. i needz one

kamisaibou: nonono Ganon, it just ended

XGogeta1233X: im a gamer. i have lots of lives.

Trebor1212: banana chips. dried bananas

Thundermonkey: Cowchips. Dried cows

Ganondorf: Bender: It was horrible! A nightmare!

Ganondorf: Fry: What happened?

Ganondorf: Bender: I dreamt I was in a place of 0's and 1's and all of a sudden... I saw a two *whimper*

Ganondorf: Fry: It's ok Bender, don't worry. There's no such thing as 2's.

MrKytra: Kongregate Notice: You just killed the chat!

pmp600: kami!

pmp600: >:O

kamisaibou: :D

pmp600: :P

kamisaibou: pmp+Kami = win!

Vitalpoison: You mean pmp + kami = emote sex

pmp600: o.o

pmp600: O.O

Aghannor: ruki goes "MATH MATH MATH" and everyone else goes "GOD GOD GOD." repeat for 2 hours.

ProfMustard: what are 'kami feathers'?

shoshi: kami feathers

shoshi: is that even a question?

Togmire: lmoa

Togmire: damnit

Togmire: i just said laughing my off ass

Togular: Ganon XD

Togular: you made me laugh

Togmire: i make a lot of people laugh surprisingly

Togular: no, but mostly chat only makes me lol

Togular: not actually laugh

Togular: :D

Krunkbobulator: what recently made you laugh?

Togular: Ganon saying he said "laughing my off a--"

Krunkbobulator: lol

Togmire: yea, bit of dyslexia

Togmire: i said "lmoa"

Togular: for some reason made me actually laugh ^_^

Togmire: lmoa = la mo ah

Trebor1212: lol... "WARNING! Unprotected phone sex can lead to hearing aids!"

Vellocet_NZ: It's a treadmill, with a carrot on a stick dangling just in front of you [It = WoW]

Vellocet_NZ: And as long as you're happy going "OH! CARROT!" it's fun enough

Thematriach: lol di vellocet just compare world of warcraft to a carrot?

Vellocet_NZ: Carrot on a stick, and yes I did

madjord10: hi

kamisaibou: hi! ^_^

kamisaibou: welcome to AAA

madjord10: cool

MaddogWolf: OMFGMEHCATALMOSTRIPPEDTHESECONDMONITOROFFTEHDESKLOL!

kamisaibou: tell me it wasn't just me who saw 'condoms' in that non-space-thing initially XD

Tetsuno: it wasn't

kamisaibou: good XD

kamisaibou: "omg the cat almost stripped these condoms off the desk" ~.~

kamisaibou: Dude! You just completed the Working in Perfect Harmony achievement in Perfect Balance and won the Working in Perfect Harmony badge and 15 points!

pmp600: O_O

MaddogWolf: LOL KAMI!

pmp600: WTF KAMI!

kamisaibou: lol

pmp600: O_O

Tetsuno: W00T KAMI!

AxelKross: WHAT IS THE RANDOM BOARD ON 4chan CALLED

GuYoNfIr3: ./b/

AxelKross: ITS /b/!

AxelKross: YOU WIN GUY!

GuYoNfIr3: I AM T3H WIN

GuYoNfIr3: Id like to thank the academy

GuYoNfIr3: Id also like to thank chuck norris

GuYoNfIr3: I'd like to thank Vegeta, for telling me his power levels, Rick Astley, for never giving me up, letting me down, or running around, and Kami for stopping the trolls from raping us

 AAA Regulars  If you visit AAA, chances are you'll see many of the regulars in there. (alphabetical, so as to not show preference to anyone)

<ul> <li>Aghannor - also known as "An Orghan Donor"</li> <li>Anifanatic</li> <li>aphlA</li> <li>Arxalix</li> <li>AxelKross</li> <li>Chazar</li> <li>crest55</li> <li>FallenAngel93 - Nazi Extraordinaire</li> <li>Fred_Fred_Burger</li> <li>funsizedlolx</li> <li>Galwyrd</li> <li>GuYoNfIr3</li> <li>ICantdie</li> <li>JorgonQ</li> <li>Kaervec07</li> <li>kamisaibou</li> <li>kesse</li> <li>KlazartSC</li> <li>Kolide</li> <li>Krunkbobulator</li> -Cute Little Octopus. <li>LoFiction</li> <li>Loyosh</li> <li>Lycaonz - Wikia, Kong User</li> <li>M1S3RY</li> <li>Mobqueen87</li> <li>MrEarwax</li> <li>MrKytra</li> <li>Onefoe</li> <li>PatrickBateman</li> <li>pmp600 / pimp600 / pmp6OO Xman22 / DoveWove / DoveWove1</li> <li>Popolino</li> <li>PopUpPirate</li> <li>ProtestantHero</li> <li>Pteage</li> <li>rocker_dude12</li> <li>rukiarcx</li> <li>sexymrhand</li> <li>shoshi</li> <li>spagheti_meatbal</li> <li>Springy</li> <li>Suiton</li> <li>Thematriach</li> <li>TipsyBoy22</li> <li>toughdog6789</li> <li>Trebor1212</li> <li>ttobbaa</li> <li>Vellocet_NZ</li> <li>Vitalpoison</li> <li>vyn1415</li> <li>XGogeta1233X</li> <li>xtweetyx</li> <li>Zephry</li> </ul>

 AAA Semi-Regulars  Those who are in AAA often enough that we definitely recognize them, but aren't on as frequently. (also alphabetical)

<ul> <li>abbeedubbee</li> <li>applepie28 - also known as the triple muted</li> <li>Admiralseaman</li> <li>bloodbullet</li> <li>caboosereturns - The Boose</li> <li>dragoness188</li> <li>Dyslexsick</li> <li>EarthwormJim2595</li> <li>entityrj</li> <li>Homer545</li> <li>Izzy392</li> <li>JesseMH8</li> <li>lunaticfringe</li> <li>Megikat</li> <li>ninjaclone09</li> <li>Raider00</li> <li>rotteddude</li> <li>ShadowDragon36</li> <li>themastercheif</li> <li>Wiikart1</li> <li></li> </ul>

 Former AAA Regulars  (also alphabetical)

<ul> <li>00_Juice_00</li> <li>alexmlcoapstick</li> <li>Grammar_Police</li> <li>Hadrielacus</li> <li>Insomnia115</li> <li>maastonakki</li> <li>MetalVoid</li> <li>NightCabbage</li> <li>Poida</li> <li>podge</li> <li>Shangx</li> <li>Sharangir</li> <li>skwerly / Growf</li> <li>Solidarite</li> <li>Stormhawke</li> <li>Tetsuno</li> <li>TheDarkMuse</li> <li>TRiiGGERNOMETRY</li> <li>wickedbeing</li> <li>zakia</li> <li>zcollvee</li> </ul>

 Togulars  (in order of banning) <ol> <li>Groatog</li> <li>TogBoy</li> <li>TogGirl</li> <li>TogWoman</li> <li>TogMan</li> <li>toggy</li> <li>AppleTog</li> <li>bananatog</li> <li>kiwitog</li> <li>pineappletog</li> <li>limetog</li> <li>plumtog</li> <li>peartog</li> <li>grapetog</li> <li>lemontog</li> <li>orangetog</li> <li>broccolitog</li> <li>Cattog</li> <li>Beavertog</li> <li>AmphibianTog</li> <li>garlictog</li> <li>potatotog</li> <li>turniptog</li> <li>beantog</li> <li>tomatotog</li> <li>squashtog</li> <li>peatog</li> <li>cabbagetog</li> <li>pumpkintog</li> <li>cucumbertog</li> <li>berrytog</li> <li>Stupa_Tog_999</li> <li>pmptog</li> <li>penistog</li> <li>cactustog</li> <li>ToGMiGGeY_AppLe *note: possible tog</li> <li>watermelontog</li> <li>togedex</li> <li>TimeOutforGames</li> <li>ToOthersiGive</li> <li>Mastertog</li> <li>Walnuttog</li> <li>sirtog</li> <li>peachtog</li> <li>AAAradish</li> <li>Togregate</li> </ol>

 Chat Speed  Sometimes the chatroom's chat speed is super fast and there's like 100 conversations all at once! Other times it's quiet or dead silent (rare). When chat is quiet some of us organise combos of "lol's" or "XD's" or anything else. See epic AAA chat moments at: EPIC AAA Chat Moments  Special Thanks  Special thanks to all the contributors for this awesome wikia, keep up the good work!

Contributors (Alphabetical Order) <ul> <li>Arxalix</li> <li>AxelKross-For Creating New Grammar</li> <li>FallenAngel93-for updating quotes several times....daily</li> <li>kamisaibou-is teh awesome ^_^</li> <li>Lycaonz</li> <li>not to mention ALL the members who have made AAA a fantastic chatroom (except tog, tog must burn!)</li> </ul>