The Crunchy

 The Crunchy is a chatroom owned by Kongregate founder Jim Greer. There are rarely Moderators who lurk in this room, except Hunkadunkus who was once called there and decided to stay, and modcalls are recommended.

Chat Announcements R.I.P. HUNKADUNKUS

BANNED Sep 29, 2011

REASON: REQUESTED (Kong was getting in the way of his personal life)

Trolls of the Crunchy
OnceFuzzy A troll that trolls for no reason, other than to piss people off. Usually "trolls" using repetition of homosexual/vulgar terms/phrases. However, It has come to our attention that Oncefuzzy actually has a soul.

Fartman An old troll that generally trolls anyone he doesnt like, he uses Intellegent insults and tries to find what makes people angry, and pushes on that spot until the person breaks down. Hasn't been in The Crunchy lately.

Vigilante "Mods"
'''These are users that fight for the good of The Crunchy. They are not mods''' but like to act as though they were.

Qwertybeef A troll that hates if there is an underaged person in "His Crunchy". He teams up with Thelaw13. Enjoys pissing people off and insulting their culture.

Thelaw13 Reports anybody that says something offensive, posts something inappropriate, or has an inappropriate name. Sometimes teams up with YouisTrollin or Qwertybeef.

ggppjj Teams up with Qwertybeef to keep the underaged in check. Especially the ones who are dumb enough to say their age publically. Helps keep The Crunchy English only, as it was ment to be. Unmuted oncefuzzy so as to tell others he offends to mute him/her/them. Trolls the bad guys.

The Crunchy Rituals

 * !g is said when an individual "Lost The Game"
 * Sometimes the lyrics to a rick roll are typed.
 * Testing the new members of the room for the sake of peace and prosperity.
 * Trolling anyone who tries to troll us.
 * "Ninja-ing" someone, intentionally saying what they were going to say before they said it, especially when someone enters the room (similar to "inb4") (e.g. "Helloaphant" is said when KodakKid3 enters the room) or reading their thought process and displaying keen knowledge of said process, by displaying it.
 * Saying Heloaphant to greet KodakKid3.
 * SpeedKing017 is a Mong

Grammar Nazis
They'se is peple thate arr ofendet. by: bad gramer, spelngskils?

Garde123

Kitty511

Jashu It's funny since he's German.

Garde123

Qwertybeef

Thelaw13

Speedking017

ggppjj

Ancient Crunchy Users
Ancient Crunchy users are the people who were prominent users of The Crunchy about two years ago, when the fun started.

Steepslope

Qwertybeef

Personnel

Kitty511

Regular Users
CandyCastle is the last hope when everything in the chat dies. He tries to revive chat, if it dies, and is awesome in other ways too. Note: He never makes a typo. His English grammar fails though.

Kitty511 is an old regular to The Crunchy. Likes cats and is usually nice to everyone, except rednecks. Lives in Wisconsin, the worst place to live. He is a guy by the way, and will get pissed if you call him a girl (Long stroy). Also likes to tell stories of The Old Crunchy. When he enters The Crunchy, "Meaow" is the first word he says. Also invented >(^..^)<. He is a grammar nazi, but does not care when playing games.

Garde123 breaks games. He's also a Grammar Nazi and likes Chop Suey and Bami Goreng. Because his parents are Chinese.

Jashu is Nazi. He rants about Hitler and eats jews for breakfast. Jashu is a Grammar Nazi, and you are warned not to misspell or use improper grammar for ANYTHING while he is in the chat room, although he doesn't really care all that much. He likes üsing ümläüts.

Qwertybeef has been in The Crunchy for over 2 years now. People claim that he's the oldest member, but in reality, he's just a really active old member. He has periods of AFK whenever he is grounded for mediocre grades.

Tuluvme is The Crunchy's Gifinator and self-proclaimed mega-troll, although she is usually quite friendly.

Dman2121 is in The Crunchy whenever he has a chance to, he is best friends with many regulars there.

Darver is new to The Crunchy. It has been decided that he is IndragonWandris' beard.

Speedking017 is a bit of a troll but he enjoys winding down with a bit of playtime and chattage in The Crunchy. He is friends with a few regulars such as Jashu and Personnel and is always up for a good laugh and swears his allegiance to The Crunchy and will fight to the death for it.

Thelaw13 has been in The Crunchy for over two years now. He is often on his own chat game he made, Pro Chat. He often loses the game, causing people in The Crunchy to rage. (!g Inventor)

Hunkadunkus The one Mod that dares to enter the Crunchy, Hunk fits in perfectly with the regulars. Usually when entering the room, He says "Le Boom". He has a huge wang. It was so large, it got arrested.

KodakKid3 is a user of the Crunchy, but has not been going on much latly. He is known as KodakKitty, Kitty (not to be confused with Kitty511) for short. If you have a problem calling a guy Kitty, call Him Kodak. He does not know how to describe himself, besides that he hates when people mention them losing The Game, causing him to lose too, and that he is KodakKitty, the god of Kittyaphants, a Cat-Ellephant hybrid. He will say Helloaphant as he enters The Crunchy, or shout at Jashu for preventine Helloaphant. You are warned not to anger him or anybody he is currently on good terms with, because he will transform to Kittyaphant form, and eat you. [Citation Needed]

Omegareaper7 is frequently in and out with bad internet. Not much else to say.

SirtoinouHe tends to smell or surrender all the time. Is trolling on his spare time.

kdogkiller86 is known to be somewhat psychotic and if asked would not deny. Also he is known to have at least one of every known small arms weapon somwhere near him. Although very violent when provoked, tends to be very playful. VERY against people who bully others AKA trolls.

toothpickmoe is neither a toothpick nor named Moe.

ggppjj is the inventor of the !g button, and mostly good guy. Except when oncefuzzy is in the room, and starts trolling someone. Will help people of other languages get where they need to be, because Google Translate is better than mute. Also Bit.ly's EVERYTHING. Rarely uses bit.ly to RickRoll. Never Bit.ly's to shock sites.

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