User:Jodi knight

[3/31/2010 11:44:58 PM] Jodi: fuck you

[3/31/2010 11:45:17 PM] Jodi: im not going to stick anything up anymore penises

[3/31/2010 11:45:26 PM] Kurt Smith: That's ridiculous

[3/31/2010 11:45:28 PM] Kurt Smith: Just go win

[3/31/2010 11:45:41 PM] Jodi: hahahah

[3/31/2010 11:45:46 PM] Jodi: >.>

[3/31/2010 11:45:57 PM] Jodi: tae's was the only one..

[3/31/2010 11:46:17 PM] Jodi: ><

[3/31/2010 11:46:24 PM] Jodi: funx,

[3/31/2010 11:46:33 PM] Jodi: your penis is no longer safe

[3/31/2010 11:46:47 PM] Jodi: nor is vorimes

[3/31/2010 11:47:01 PM] Jodi: >>

[3/31/2010 11:47:02 PM] Kurt Smith: SHUT

[3/31/2010 11:47:03 PM] Kurt Smith: DOWN

[3/31/2010 11:47:04 PM] Kurt Smith: EVERYTHING

[3/31/2010 11:47:21 PM] Asche: PPA: Penile Protection Agency

[3/31/2010 11:47:48 PM] Jodi: does this game require thinking

[3/31/2010 11:47:50 PM] Kurt Smith: I'm playing

[3/31/2010 11:47:54 PM] Kurt Smith: Yes the game requires thinking

[3/31/2010 11:47:55 PM] Matt L.: The Department of Phallic Security

[3/31/2010 11:48:04 PM] Jodi: thats not a good idea for the state im in

[3/31/2010 11:48:25 PM] Jodi: farm?

[3/31/2010 11:48:31 PM] Jodi: i hate farms

[3/31/2010 11:48:39 PM] Jodi: can i have a cat

[3/31/2010 11:48:41 PM] Jodi: on my farm

[3/31/2010 11:48:59 PM] Kurt Smith: When are you making the game and stuff

[3/31/2010 11:49:03 PM] Jodi: i love cats so much

[3/31/2010 11:49:09 PM] Jodi: oh sorry

[3/31/2010 11:49:10 PM] Kurt Smith: Oh AIs

[3/31/2010 11:49:15 PM] Jodi: fuck you thats not how i said that

[3/31/2010 11:49:21 PM] Jodi: D:

[3/31/2010 11:49:27 PM] Jodi: hed be dropped on his face

[3/31/2010 11:49:29 PM] Kurt Smith: If he was a cat, his dick would be smaller

[3/31/2010 11:49:32 PM] Jodi: like my kitty

[3/31/2010 11:49:32 PM] Ryan: Vorime

[3/31/2010 11:49:33 PM] Kurt Smith: Which is not possible

[3/31/2010 11:49:34 PM] Ryan: I'm playing

[3/31/2010 11:49:36 PM] Ryan: my mic is muted

[3/31/2010 11:49:38 PM] Ryan: phonecall

[3/31/2010 11:49:38 PM] Jodi: >>

[3/31/2010 11:49:41 PM] Kurt Smith: So the world would explode

[3/31/2010 11:49:47 PM] Jodi: id want to be my pen

[3/31/2010 11:50:06 PM] Jodi: :3

[3/31/2010 11:50:14 PM] Jodi: it'd be warm

[3/31/2010 11:50:19 PM] Ryan: i can't hear you either

[3/31/2010 11:50:27 PM] Kurt Smith: game nao

[3/31/2010 11:50:42 PM] Jodi: wait whta

[3/31/2010 11:50:42 PM] Kurt Smith: THAT'S YO MAMMA

[3/31/2010 11:50:55 PM] Jodi: stop fucking talking at once

[3/31/2010 11:51:00 PM] Jodi: you all sound the same

[3/31/2010 11:51:05 PM] Jodi: except funx

[3/31/2010 11:51:08 PM] Kurt Smith: Just look at the names flashing

[3/31/2010 11:51:19 PM] Jodi: funx and vorime sound alink

[3/31/2010 11:51:22 PM] Jodi: alike*

[3/31/2010 11:51:23 PM] Kurt Smith: I can talk but nobody will hear me

[3/31/2010 11:51:30 PM] Jodi: fu ck you guys

[3/31/2010 11:51:30 PM] Jodi: fucky

[3/31/2010 11:51:33 PM] Jodi: fuck

[3/31/2010 11:51:49 PM] Ryan: i

[3/31/2010 11:51:49 PM] Jodi: i do

[3/31/2010 11:51:50 PM] Ryan: want

[3/31/2010 11:51:51 PM] Ryan: fucking

[3/31/2010 11:51:52 PM] Ryan: butter

[3/31/2010 11:51:53 PM] Ryan: toast

[3/31/2010 11:51:53 PM] Kurt Smith: Me

[3/31/2010 11:51:55 PM] Ryan: brb

[3/31/2010 11:52:01 PM] Kurt Smith: :D

[3/31/2010 11:52:22 PM] Jodi: i honestly cant concentrate on the game as ofr ight now

[3/31/2010 11:53:04 PM] Jodi: the game

[3/31/2010 11:53:13 PM] Jodi: what

[3/31/2010 11:53:16 PM] Kurt Smith: the game

[3/31/2010 11:53:17 PM] Kurt Smith: piss

[3/31/2010 11:53:21 PM] Jodi: oh shit

[3/31/2010 11:53:22 PM] Jodi: sorry

[3/31/2010 11:53:23 PM] Jodi: D:

[3/31/2010 11:53:31 PM] Kurt Smith: Your mom was the best

[3/31/2010 11:53:36 PM] Kurt Smith: HEAR MY TYPING

[3/31/2010 11:53:39 PM] Kurt Smith: Like my typing?

[3/31/2010 11:53:39 PM] Jodi: fuck you

[3/31/2010 11:53:40 PM] Kurt Smith: :D

[3/31/2010 11:53:42 PM] Jodi: that wasnt my fault

[3/31/2010 11:53:45 PM] Kurt Smith: I hear your mom's typing

[3/31/2010 11:53:50 PM] Kurt Smith: Lawl

[3/31/2010 11:53:56 PM] Jodi: swb, youre like three hours away

[3/31/2010 11:53:58 PM] Jodi: ill get your penis

[3/31/2010 11:53:59 PM] Kurt Smith: Mine is like a nuke

[3/31/2010 11:53:59 PM] Jodi: for that

[3/31/2010 11:54:01 PM] Kurt Smith: NUUUUUUUUKE

[3/31/2010 11:54:02 PM] Jodi: wiat

[3/31/2010 11:54:07 PM] Kurt Smith: :D

[3/31/2010 11:54:12 PM] Kurt Smith: NO

[3/31/2010 11:54:13 PM] Kurt Smith: It's not

[3/31/2010 11:54:17 PM] Kurt Smith: Mine is sleek and black

[3/31/2010 11:54:21 PM] Kurt Smith: Like my mother

[3/31/2010 11:54:51 PM] Jodi: whats a puddystraw

[3/31/2010 11:55:07 PM] Jodi: hail falling on a puddystraw?

[3/31/2010 11:55:16 PM] Jodi: oh,,

[3/31/2010 11:55:21 PM] Kurt Smith: No Conqueror then?

[3/31/2010 11:55:29 PM] Kurt Smith: IT DOESN'T TAKE THIS LONG

[3/31/2010 11:55:30 PM] Ryan: no conqueror?

[3/31/2010 11:55:33 PM] Matt L.: PUPPET.

[3/31/2010 11:55:34 PM] Matt L.: LISTEN.

[3/31/2010 11:55:35 PM] Ryan: ?

[3/31/2010 11:55:37 PM] Jodi: he cant hear you idiots

[3/31/2010 11:55:38 PM] Kurt Smith: Puppet, why arne't you listening?

[3/31/2010 11:55:39 PM] Matt L.: WITH EARS.

[3/31/2010 11:55:42 PM] Ryan: i told you

[3/31/2010 11:55:43 PM] Kurt Smith: Use yer ears

[3/31/2010 11:55:44 PM] Ryan: phone call

[3/31/2010 11:55:47 PM] Kurt Smith: Gay

[3/31/2010 11:55:49 PM] Kurt Smith: Are you playing?

[3/31/2010 11:55:52 PM] Ryan: yes

[3/31/2010 11:55:54 PM] Kurt Smith: Ok

[3/31/2010 11:55:54 PM] Jodi: lets stop taht

[3/31/2010 11:55:55 PM] Ryan: i already told you

[3/31/2010 11:56:01 PM] Kurt Smith: Me, Puppet, Vorime, Asche, FuNx

[3/31/2010 11:56:02 PM] Jodi: i wanna play

[3/31/2010 11:56:04 PM] Jodi: i just cant

[3/31/2010 11:56:10 PM] Kurt Smith: Yes you did

[3/31/2010 11:56:17 PM] Matt L.: pass is NIGGERDICK

[3/31/2010 11:56:18 PM] Kurt Smith: NIGGERDICK

[3/31/2010 11:56:21 PM] Matt L.: game is The Real Nanaverse

[3/31/2010 11:56:28 PM] Jodi: thats not all caps :/

[3/31/2010 11:56:29 PM] Kurt Smith: NIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

[3/31/2010 11:56:35 PM] Jodi: no

[3/31/2010 11:56:36 PM] Jodi: igs not

[3/31/2010 11:56:40 PM] Jodi: oh neverming

[3/31/2010 11:56:41 PM] Jodi: d

[3/31/2010 11:57:11 PM] Matt L.: We doing teams?

[3/31/2010 11:57:37 PM] Kurt Smith: Me and Puppet then

[3/31/2010 11:57:44 PM] Kurt Smith: Funx started close to us. >

[3/31/2010 11:57:49 PM] Ryan: k

[3/31/2010 11:57:55 PM] Kurt Smith: Austria is right next to me and Puppet

[3/31/2010 11:57:59 PM] Kurt Smith: You should be Eire

[3/31/2010 11:58:08 PM] Kurt Smith: Leave then

[3/31/2010 11:58:18 PM] Ryan: jodi's not playing?

[3/31/2010 11:58:31 PM] Jodi: i cant concentrate on it puppet

[3/31/2010 11:58:35 PM] Ryan: oh

[3/31/2010 11:58:35 PM] Kurt Smith: :(

[3/31/2010 11:58:42 PM] Jodi: <3

[3/31/2010 11:58:54 PM] Kurt Smith: Ther

[3/31/2010 11:58:56 PM] Kurt Smith: Come, Asche

[3/31/2010 11:59:03 PM] Kurt Smith: We don't care

[3/31/2010 11:59:12 PM] Jodi: i cant see my keyboard

[3/31/2010 11:59:27 PM] Ryan: this phonecall will be over in 32 minutes

[3/31/2010 11:59:40 PM] Matt: right when i have to go

[3/31/2010 11:59:44 PM] Jodi: bye fnd

[3/31/2010 11:59:47 PM] Jodi: oh nevermind

[3/31/2010 11:59:49 PM] Jodi: youre not leaving

[12:00:24 AM] Jodi: im gonna go drive to the gas station

[12:00:27 AM] Jodi: and other places

[12:00:29 AM] Jodi: and stuff

[12:00:35 AM] Jodi: mhmm

[12:00:37 AM] Ryan: k

[12:00:48 AM] Jodi: i am?

[12:00:59 AM] Jodi: not much kinda

[12:01:10 AM] Jodi: aboutttt 3 shots [12:01:30 AM] Jodi: the equivilant of tht [12:01:31 AM] Jodi: 10 minutes/ [12:01:31 AM] Jodi: ? [12:01:35 AM] Jodi: well wait [12:01:35 AM] Jodi: no [12:01:38 AM] Jodi: drinking ten minutes brb [12:01:54 AM] Jodi: no

[12:02:07 AM] Jodi: i stopped two years ago [12:02:13 AM] Jodi: then started again [12:02:16 AM] Jodi: like two weeks ago [12:02:21 AM] Asche: What girls on the internet? [12:02:24 AM] Kurt Smith: I've been callingh er k44m for a long time [12:02:25 AM] Jodi: hey [12:02:35 AM] Matt L.: callihnnnnnnnnh [12:02:37 AM] Matt L.: g* [12:02:38 AM] Kurt Smith: Wales no likey [12:02:43 AM] Jodi: anyways [12:02:46 AM] Jodi: be balckk later [12:02:59 AM] Asche: I have a feeling you're not going to come back any time soon [12:03:07 AM] *** Jodi has left *** [12:05:11 AM] Kurt Smith: No gold for my troops. Nuh-uh. [12:05:26 AM] Kurt Smith: Both [12:05:43 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm not giving them gold even if they wanted it [12:06:28 AM] Asche: Put the CEO of Microsoft there [12:06:50 AM] Kurt Smith: End turn [12:07:16 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm not your friend, guy? [12:07:24 AM] Kurt Smith: Is that it? [12:07:54 AM] Kurt Smith: I don't even watch that show [12:08:16 AM] Kurt Smith: I don't even know what show it is actually [12:08:21 AM] Kurt Smith: What did that come from? [12:08:38 AM] Kurt Smith: Is it from a video or something? [12:08:50 AM] Kurt Smith: Norly [12:08:56 AM] Matt: fuck a phino [12:09:05 AM] Kurt Smith: South Park. [12:09:10 AM] Kurt Smith: I knew it [12:09:33 AM] Kurt Smith: Is it a circle? [12:09:38 AM] Kurt Smith: Or is it something more? [12:09:56 AM] Kurt Smith: Ghengis Kahn was in our last game [12:10:51 AM] Ryan: FuNx [12:10:53 AM] Kurt Smith: wtf [12:10:54 AM] Ryan: stop failing [12:11:00 AM] Kurt Smith: I lose one army in 5 v 3 [12:11:05 AM] Kurt Smith: And lose all my armies in 3 v 1 [12:11:52 AM] Kurt Smith: + 1 border [12:11:57 AM] Kurt Smith: gay [12:13:22 AM] Ryan: FuNx [12:13:24 AM] Ryan: stop failing [12:13:27 AM] Ryan: lol [12:14:43 AM] Kurt Smith: So Jodi's profile picture on facebook is a breast shot pretty much [12:14:46 AM] Kurt Smith: OR LACK THEREOF [12:14:48 AM] Kurt Smith: ho snap [12:15:29 AM] Kurt Smith: THA EFF HAPPENED TO MY TURN [12:15:38 AM] Kurt Smith: Gayyyy [12:15:41 AM] Kurt Smith: It won't let me [12:15:50 AM] Kurt Smith: It did [12:15:56 AM] Kurt Smith: It said I ended my turn already [12:16:06 AM] Kurt Smith: Weird [12:16:13 AM] Kurt Smith: Well all my orders were cleared [12:16:38 AM] Kurt Smith: :/ [12:16:53 AM] Kurt Smith: Time is still counting [12:16:57 AM] Kurt Smith: I hear the beeping [12:17:04 AM] Kurt Smith: There [12:17:05 AM] Kurt Smith: Finally [12:17:10 AM] Kurt Smith: Well the time was already up [12:17:31 AM] *** Asche added Jodi *** [12:17:32 AM] Kurt Smith: Puppet, add Jodi [12:17:46 AM] Jodi: :3 [12:17:49 AM] Jodi: callme [12:17:58 AM] Jodi: nevmer [12:17:59 AM] Jodi: ind [12:18:08 AM] Jodi: i hear hyou now [12:18:13 AM] Jodi: dfelo [12:18:14 AM] Kurt Smith: Mute yer mic [12:18:14 AM] Jodi: ello [12:18:16 AM] Jodi: yes [12:18:24 AM] Jodi: i got peanut ubutter [12:18:30 AM] Kurt Smith: Peanut ubutter [12:18:32 AM] Kurt Smith: Sounds good [12:18:39 AM] Jodi: oh defineily [12:18:43 AM] Asche: I like ubutter on my utoast [12:18:47 AM] Jodi: lololp [12:18:49 AM] Jodi: fu y [12:18:56 AM] Asche: fu y is a pretty cool guy [12:19:02 AM] Jodi: im going crosseyed Dl [12:19:03 AM] Jodi: D: [12:19:26 AM] Jodi: whres funx [12:19:42 AM] Jodi: he has a bigg ass for an ansin [12:19:44 AM] Jodi: asian [12:19:52 AM] Jodi: yes [12:20:06 AM] Jodi: ive never sene an asaisn ass that was bigger [12:20:28 AM] Jodi: i have a stomanch ucler [12:20:31 AM] Jodi: ulcer [12:20:32 AM] Jodi: and [12:20:33 AM] Jodi: it hurt [12:20:34 AM] Jodi: s [12:20:44 AM] Ryan: HOLY SHIT GET TEH FUCK OUT! [12:20:48 AM] Jodi: n oup' [12:20:48 AM] Jodi: ' [12:20:52 AM] Jodi: ;/ [12:21:08 AM] Jodi: i have no checked. but webmd [12:21:10 AM] Jodi: fuck [12:21:17 AM] Jodi: i love webmen [12:21:19 AM] Jodi: wait [12:21:20 AM] Jodi: webmd [12:21:26 AM] Jodi: haha [12:21:41 AM] Jodi: i have an excuse foer that [12:22:01 AM] Jodi: copy pasta? [12:22:20 AM] Jodi: drving was a bad idae [12:22:28 AM] Jodi: i should avhe walker [12:22:29 AM] Jodi: d [12:22:37 AM] Jodi: i didnt herar yopu [12:23:02 AM] Jodi: im hugnry [12:23:08 AM] Jodi: stop making fun of me [12:23:19 AM] Jodi: youre making fun of my typer [12:23:22 AM] Jodi: typos [12:23:26 AM] Jodi: :/ [12:23:38 AM] Jodi: stopthat [12:23:52 AM] Jodi: and waht [12:24:00 AM] Jodi: tyahaha [12:24:13 AM] Jodi: stop that [12:24:26 AM] Jodi: i have like 1 fourth left [12:24:27 AM] Jodi: D: [12:24:39 AM] Jodi: i know [12:24:47 AM] Jodi: first it was founth [12:24:49 AM] Jodi: but i fixed it [12:24:55 AM] Jodi: no uii [12:24:57 AM] Jodi: u [12:25:24 AM] Jodi: what s hafl of a fourthn [12:25:47 AM] Jodi: i serious [12:25:49 AM] Jodi: im [12:25:58 AM] Jodi: theres an ieghth left [12:26:09 AM] Jodi: isoudn likef nx [12:26:11 AM] Jodi: fuxn [12:26:13 AM] Jodi: fuxn [12:26:16 AM] Jodi: funx [12:26:20 AM] Jodi: noD : [12:26:32 AM] Jodi: i dont want to have a bad reputation [12:26:34 AM] Jodi: D: [12:26:34 AM] Kurt Smith: At least put it in a notepad [12:26:41 AM] Kurt Smith: nod colon [12:26:47 AM] Jodi: nod colon? [12:26:55 AM] Kurt Smith: noD : [12:26:57 AM] Kurt Smith: Nod colon [12:26:58 AM] Jodi: oh [12:27:04 AM] Jodi: D: [12:27:05 AM] Jodi: i meant th [12:27:05 AM] Jodi: at [12:27:25 AM] Jodi: kttiy wont cuddle again [12:27:39 AM] Jodi: damnit [12:28:03 AM] Jodi: botlel is gone [12:28:06 AM] Jodi: :3 [12:28:15 AM] Jodi: mhmm [12:28:31 AM] Jodi: nosebleed [12:28:43 AM] Kurt Smith: Maybe if you didn't do crack [12:28:48 AM] Jodi: ..> [12:28:49 AM] Jodi: >> [12:28:54 AM] Kurt Smith: More credibility [12:29:04 AM] Jodi: i dont wanna pucmnh my slef in the fafe [12:29:06 AM] Jodi: face [12:29:08 AM] Jodi: puinch [12:29:10 AM] Jodi: pucnh [12:29:11 AM] Jodi: punch [12:29:16 AM] Jodi: wle [12:29:19 AM] Jodi: self [12:29:37 AM] Jodi: theres blood in my mouf [12:29:57 AM] Jodi: ye [12:29:59 AM] Jodi: nose [12:30:01 AM] Jodi: patrick is claling [12:30:03 AM] Jodi: berg [12:30:04 AM] Jodi: berb [12:30:27 AM] Kurt Smith: Patrick is claling? [12:30:36 AM] Kurt Smith: Is that what they call it these days? [12:30:58 AM] Jodi: om nom nom i hear bof of you [12:31:14 AM] Kurt Smith: Do a headstand [12:31:14 AM] Jodi: im laying dpbwe' [12:31:26 AM] Jodi: why [12:31:35 AM] Jodi: oh well [12:32:08 AM] Jodi: sctorom [12:32:10 AM] Kurt Smith: Your mom took some scrubbin' [12:32:17 AM] Jodi: scrotom [12:32:19 AM] Jodi: is what ihear [12:32:20 AM] Jodi: d [12:32:21 AM] Jodi: andyway [12:32:25 AM] Jodi: what did you say [12:32:32 AM] Jodi: bout my nose [12:32:47 AM] Jodi: i swalloed most alradey [12:33:09 AM] Jodi: hi upppetu! [12:33:15 AM] Kurt Smith: Mack-eh-done-ee-uh [12:33:30 AM] Jodi: im not fucked up [12:33:37 AM] Jodi: hahah [12:33:52 AM] Jodi: omnomnomnotherbottle [12:34:00 AM] Kurt Smith: Doing a phone call? [12:34:06 AM] Kurt Smith: You do that? [12:34:37 AM] Matt L.: PHoNesex [12:34:41 AM] Jodi: i hiccup up blood [12:34:42 AM] Matt L.: FuNx* [12:34:46 AM] Kurt Smith: Not uncommon [12:34:56 AM] Kurt Smith: And go to the ER or something [12:35:01 AM] Kurt Smith: Maybe you won't have to wait in line [12:35:03 AM] Jodi: ET is gross [12:35:05 AM] Jodi: RER\ [12:35:06 AM] Jodi: ER [12:35:17 AM] Kurt Smith: What do you have against the Extra Terrestrial? [12:35:20 AM] Jodi: ef you [12:35:43 AM] Asche: ET pohne hmoe [12:35:50 AM] Jodi: ar eyou mocking my typirnnn [12:35:51 AM] Jodi: typng [12:35:52 AM] Jodi: tying [12:35:53 AM] Jodi: typng [12:35:55 AM] Jodi: typing [12:36:04 AM] Jodi: i wannt get it right [12:36:12 AM] Kurt Smith: I got your mom right [12:36:15 AM] Jodi: but you guys make funt o fme [12:36:21 AM] Kurt Smith: funt? [12:36:24 AM] Jodi: fu [12:36:24 AM] Jodi: n [12:36:28 AM] Kurt Smith: What does that rhyme with? [12:36:31 AM] Jodi: cunt [12:36:32 AM] Jodi: @ [12:36:45 AM] Jodi: funx never sayisn cnt [12:36:46 AM] Jodi: cunt [12:36:52 AM] Kurt Smith: STOP MESSING WITH THE MIC [12:36:53 AM] Jodi: he sauys cuncyt [12:36:54 AM] Jodi: cuntyr [12:36:56 AM] Jodi: cuntry [12:37:06 AM] Kurt Smith: cuntry? [12:37:12 AM] Jodi: like [12:37:15 AM] Jodi: cunt-ty [12:37:23 AM] Kurt Smith: I THROW MONEY [12:37:24 AM] Jodi: cun-try [12:37:27 AM] Kurt Smith: CULTURE ADVANCES [12:37:38 AM] Jodi: cunt-try? [12:37:48 AM] Jodi: :3

[12:39:11 AM] Jodi: F:D [12:39:14 AM] Jodi: DL* [12:39:16 AM] Jodi: D: [12:39:21 AM] Kurt Smith: I played your mom with one hand [12:39:30 AM] Kurt Smith: And claling [12:39:32 AM] Jodi: id hate to have one hadn [12:39:33 AM] Jodi: alone [12:39:41 AM] Kurt Smith: I have like, 5 hands [12:39:43 AM] Kurt Smith: hadns* [12:39:47 AM] Jodi: no wokk [12:39:49 AM] Jodi: wiki [12:39:57 AM] Jodi: nonononononono [12:40:00 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:01 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:02 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:03 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:04 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:04 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:07 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:07 AM] Jodi: stop you spam [12:40:08 AM] Kurt Smith: THE BEST [12:40:17 AM] Kurt Smith: I don't have any you spam [12:40:18 AM] Jodi: n [12:40:19 AM] Jodi: o [12:40:21 AM] Kurt Smith: Is that like YouTube? [12:40:22 AM] Kurt Smith: YouSpam? [12:40:30 AM] Jodi: youtube loks stopupd now [12:40:31 AM] Jodi: stupid [12:40:43 AM] Jodi: and it saysi 500 [12:40:46 AM] Jodi: when i tyr [12:40:48 AM] Kurt Smith: Yeah I don't like it eitehr [12:40:50 AM] Kurt Smith: Either [12:40:51 AM] Kurt Smith: OH NOES [12:40:55 AM] Kurt Smith: She's rubbing off on me. [12:41:02 AM] Jodi: om nom nom? [12:41:12 AM] Kurt Smith: Me too [12:41:14 AM] Jodi: kitty doesnt liek soco [12:41:19 AM] Kurt Smith: It's april fool's in 20 minutes [12:41:26 AM] Jodi: 19& [12:41:50 AM] Jodi: no crrper voice@ [12:42:02 AM] Jodi: shun [12:42:08 AM] Kurt Smith: gaystuff [12:42:27 AM] Jodi: kittys birfday is tomorrow [12:42:35 AM] Jodi: you're all fat [12:42:37 AM] Jodi: ty [12:42:37 AM] Jodi: s [12:42:47 AM] Jodi: 8 [12:42:51 AM] Jodi: O: [12:43:02 AM] Jodi: youre fucking nuts [12:43:06 AM] Jodi: i like nuts [12:43:16 AM] Jodi: are you stupid [12:43:17 AM] Kurt Smith: Nucking futs [12:43:24 AM] Jodi: tomorrow is aprilf rist [12:43:26 AM] Kurt Smith: This game is kinda bass-ackwards [12:43:33 AM] Kurt Smith: How is green doing so well? [12:43:34 AM] Jodi: tur [12:43:35 AM] Jodi: ee [12:43:39 AM] Kurt Smith: And tomorrow is indeed aprilf rist [12:43:47 AM] Jodi: i wanna play [12:43:53 AM] Kurt Smith: You can join now you know [12:43:57 AM] Jodi: im sober enoguh [12:43:58 AM] Kurt Smith: It'll by funny [12:44:04 AM] Jodi: lemme play [12:44:06 AM] Kurt Smith: No, but it'll by funny [12:44:13 AM] Jodi: let me fucking plya [12:44:24 AM] Jodi: D; [12:44:28 AM] Asche: Are you still bleeding? [12:44:29 AM] Jodi: vorimeeeee [12:44:31 AM] Jodi: no [12:44:39 AM] Kurt Smith: No it's not [12:44:44 AM] Jodi: can i be party of your fullnes [12:44:45 AM] Kurt Smith: Full of AIs [12:44:45 AM] Jodi: s\ [12:44:49 AM] Jodi: part [12:44:58 AM] Jodi: gusy i want to play [12:45:13 AM] Kurt Smith: 800 men doesn't make a very big army [12:45:22 AM] Jodi: i want an army [12:45:26 AM] Kurt Smith: That's not even an army [12:45:34 AM] Jodi: i wanna play torimeabahs [12:45:38 AM] Jodi: toribash [12:45:38 AM] Kurt Smith: I've got two armies [12:45:42 AM] Kurt Smith: I keep them in my sleevies [12:45:47 AM] Jodi: i cants [12:45:48 AM] Jodi: stadn [12:45:51 AM] Jodi: ew [12:45:58 AM] Jodi: bo' [12:45:59 AM] Jodi: np[ [12:46:00 AM] Jodi: no[] [12:46:05 AM] Kurt Smith: wtf. [12:46:11 AM] Jodi: i liek rise [12:46:12 AM] Jodi: risk [12:46:21 AM] Jodi: you think im stupid D: [12:46:24 AM] Kurt Smith: She lieks rise almost as much as mudkisp [12:46:39 AM] Jodi: idk what mudkisps are [12:46:56 AM] Kurt Smith: I said that on purpose [12:47:00 AM] Jodi: :/ [12:47:17 AM] Jodi: my blood tastes lik ecansy after awhile [12:47:17 AM] Jodi: candy [12:47:23 AM] Kurt Smith: wtf? [12:47:27 AM] Kurt Smith: Why did they do that? [12:47:27 AM] Jodi: its form scosc [12:47:29 AM] Jodi: sso [12:47:30 AM] Jodi: scoos [12:47:32 AM] Kurt Smith: She's a vampire [12:47:33 AM] Jodi: scoos [12:47:36 AM] Jodi: socp [12:47:38 AM] Jodi: fuc kyp [12:47:41 AM] Kurt Smith: XD [12:47:42 AM] Kurt Smith: XD [12:47:49 AM] Jodi: like a finger tip size [12:47:54 AM] Jodi: no doing that gives you nose blees

[12:48:10 AM] Jodi: ds [12:48:12 AM] Jodi: fool [12:48:13 AM] Jodi: fye [12:48:13 AM] Jodi: yes [12:48:23 AM] Jodi: it goes in my nouth [12:48:24 AM] Jodi: mouth [12:48:28 AM] Jodi: oh [12:48:38 AM] Jodi: nu yh [12:48:39 AM] Jodi: uh [12:48:50 AM] Kurt Smith: Jodi [12:48:51 AM] Jodi: no aorund that

[12:49:10 AM] Jodi: not cmuhc [12:49:11 AM] Jodi: much [12:49:16 AM] Kurt Smith: lol [12:49:19 AM] Kurt Smith: This is good stuff [12:49:24 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm gonna tear into red soon [12:49:29 AM] Jodi: im not stupid [12:49:30 AM] Kurt Smith: Maybe after I tear into green [12:49:37 AM] Jodi: for [12:49:38 AM] Jodi: what [12:49:40 AM] Kurt Smith: Totally skipped being a duke [12:49:41 AM] Jodi: to ware off [12:49:47 AM] Jodi: ear [12:49:48 AM] Jodi: wear [12:50:01 AM] Jodi: if you were gonna say curvy [12:50:03 AM] Jodi: but windy [12:50:10 AM] Jodi: how would you sppell it [12:50:17 AM] Kurt Smith: This doesn't make any sens [12:50:18 AM] Jodi: wine-dy/ [12:50:19 AM] Kurt Smith: e [12:50:19 AM] Jodi: ? [12:50:23 AM] Jodi: windy [12:50:23 AM] Kurt Smith: Curvy, but windy? [12:50:26 AM] Jodi: but not wint [12:50:28 AM] Jodi: wind [12:50:33 AM] Jodi: a windy road [12:50:35 AM] Jodi: not wind [12:50:39 AM] Jodi: mhmm@ [12:50:40 AM] Kurt Smith: XD [12:50:45 AM] Jodi: how do yo spell windy [12:50:48 AM] Jodi: but not wind [12:50:55 AM] Jodi: y[ [12:50:56 AM] Jodi: oh' [12:50:56 AM] Kurt Smith: Windy indeed [12:51:00 AM] Jodi: dk [12:51:00 AM] Jodi: idk [12:51:04 AM] Kurt Smith: A windy road [12:51:07 AM] Jodi: i like curyvey [12:51:11 AM] Jodi: curvye [12:51:24 AM] Kurt Smith: cer vyeh [12:51:34 AM] Jodi: widing [12:51:35 AM] Jodi: winding [12:51:41 AM] Jodi: i was tyring t sell it earlier [12:51:45 AM] Jodi: go die [12:51:48 AM] Jodi: spell [12:52:07 AM] Jodi: lalalal [12:52:10 AM] Jodi: lolollo* [12:52:17 AM] Kurt Smith: laugh at loud [12:52:20 AM] Jodi: guys [12:52:22 AM] Jodi: stop making fun [12:52:32 AM] Jodi: but i ahs and excue [12:52:32 AM] Jodi: s [12:52:33 AM] Jodi: e [12:52:40 AM] Jodi: imm durnki

[12:52:46 AM] Jodi: is notEL [12:52:47 AM] Jodi: D: [12:53:00 AM] Kurt Smith: She's not drunk [12:53:01 AM] Jodi: om nom nom? [12:53:03 AM] Kurt Smith: She's durnki [12:53:08 AM] Kurt Smith: Someone made her durnki [12:53:13 AM] Jodi: i didnt light it [12:53:21 AM] Jodi: ys [12:53:22 AM] Jodi: e [12:53:37 AM] Jodi: thunder solnds like a duck when he barks [12:53:48 AM] Jodi: he soudns like aduck [12:53:54 AM] Jodi: i htin kyou should shut up [12:54:10 AM] Jodi: can i plya [12:54:15 AM] Jodi: link me [12:54:18 AM] Jodi: so i can downlaod [12:54:23 AM] Asche: Googlehammer.com [12:54:25 AM] Jodi: please [12:54:29 AM] Ryan: mufall.com [12:54:36 AM] Kurt Smith: www.s**rmath.com [12:54:38 AM] Jodi: guys [12:54:38 AM] Kurt Smith: Oh wait [12:54:39 AM] Jodi: D; [12:54:45 AM] Kurt Smith: www.smouch.net/lol [12:54:52 AM] Kurt Smith: That's where you play Conqueror [12:54:52 AM] Jodi: i wann aplay toribash [12:55:10 AM] Kurt Smith: Did I say Conqueror? [12:55:13 AM] Kurt Smith: I meant Toribash [12:55:17 AM] Jodi: wait [12:55:21 AM] Jodi: what are you playing [12:55:26 AM] Jodi: no no [12:55:30 AM] Jodi: youre playing conqueriro [12:55:42 AM] Jodi: linkme [12:55:46 AM] Kurt Smith: Righto [12:55:53 AM] Kurt Smith: :D [12:55:55 AM] Asche: WWW.GOOGLEHAMMER.COM [12:56:09 AM] Jodi: you go dick rolled/ [12:56:10 AM] Jodi: ef you [12:56:28 AM] Jodi: someone link me the readl game please [12:56:37 AM] Jodi: D: [12:56:47 AM] Jodi: im no tsupid i can t see the key board [12:57:01 AM] Jodi: u xBR RYEB IB RGW KUGF [12:57:03 AM] Kurt Smith: no tsupid [12:57:07 AM] Jodi: what the hell [12:57:16 AM] Jodi: id [12:57:18 AM] Jodi: k [12:57:24 AM] Jodi: i meant to say [12:57:29 AM] Jodi: i cant turn on the light [12:57:40 AM] Jodi: my finrgers werent on the line [12:57:48 AM] Jodi: NDI THOUGHT THEY WER [12:57:51 AM] Jodi: iknjow [12:57:54 AM] Kurt Smith: Holy piss [12:57:55 AM] Jodi: i thought they were there [12:58:01 AM] Kurt Smith: Crimea already has 100k peasants [12:58:07 AM] Kurt Smith: Like it was already there [12:58:11 AM] Jodi: 3/4 of anew p=bottle :3 [12:58:42 AM] Jodi: mhm [12:58:48 AM] Jodi: i will til i fall aslpe [12:58:50 AM] Jodi: asleep [12:58:51 AM] Kurt Smith: When she drankt he last bottle [12:58:58 AM] Jodi: i haven tsleptsince monday [12:58:58 AM] Kurt Smith: That's when she thought it was a good idea [12:59:06 AM] Jodi: no [12:59:09 AM] Jodi: i slept sunday [12:59:19 AM] Jodi: no [12:59:34 AM] Jodi: ive choked on vomit [12:59:35 AM] Jodi: when i was alsspe [12:59:39 AM] Jodi: i dont like it D: [12:59:44 AM] Jodi: i dont meant [12:59:45 AM] Jodi: o [12:59:57 AM] Jodi: tahts how they leaid me down [1:00:18 AM] Jodi: i did throw up then [1:00:26 AM] Jodi: and popped a blood fessel in my omtuh [1:00:27 AM] Jodi: mouth [1:00:29 AM] Jodi: vessel [1:00:40 AM] Jodi: vesel [1:00:41 AM] Jodi: vessl [1:00:44 AM] Jodi: oh [1:00:52 AM] Jodi: wellyou were makng fun [1:00:59 AM] Jodi: oh [1:01:02 AM] Kurt Smith: blood fessel [1:01:05 AM] Jodi: ilikedicke [1:01:07 AM] Jodi: s [1:01:09 AM] Kurt Smith: You're talking to Asche [1:01:12 AM] Kurt Smith: That's why it reminds him of a dick [1:01:36 AM] Jodi: you are stupdi [1:01:40 AM] Jodi: stupid [1:01:46 AM] Jodi: you call me stupid [1:01:52 AM] Kurt Smith: It's because she's durnki [1:01:58 AM] Jodi: itshot min my room [1:02:00 AM] Jodi: in but

[1:03:44 AM] Jodi: im not having hacclulckaniotn [1:03:48 AM] Jodi: hallucinations [1:03:57 AM] Jodi: i cant lift my arms [1:04:01 AM] Jodi: but theyre light [1:04:03 AM] Kurt Smith: LOL [1:04:13 AM] Jodi: tey fell lithg [1:04:26 AM] Jodi: is that af at goike [1:04:27 AM] Jodi: jokie [1:04:29 AM] Jodi: jioek [1:04:30 AM] Jodi: joike [1:04:32 AM] Jodi: pjoke [1:04:33 AM] Jodi: joke [1:04:46 AM] Kurt Smith: It said she was breaking the pencil when she was typing "jioek" [1:04:55 AM] Jodi: i dnot have a pneis [1:04:56 AM] Jodi: pencic [1:05:01 AM] Jodi: pencil [1:05:10 AM] Jodi: im dizzy [1:05:18 AM] Jodi: im not [1:05:21 AM] Jodi: if i did [1:05:24 AM] Jodi: it be like [1:05:26 AM] Jodi: spiders [1:05:26 AM] Kurt Smith: And she's dizzy [1:05:27 AM] Jodi: or [1:05:31 AM] Jodi: wily wondi [1:05:39 AM] Jodi: willy wonkdsa [1:05:41 AM] Jodi: ondak [1:05:42 AM] Kurt Smith: im not having hacclulckaniotn [1:05:43 AM] Jodi: wondak [1:05:52 AM] Jodi: im ust durkn [1:05:54 AM] Kurt Smith: That's going on the wikia [1:05:59 AM] Kurt Smith: The Nanaverse wikia [1:06:01 AM] Kurt Smith: im not having hacclulckaniotn [1:06:07 AM] Jodi: i havent stlep because of nightmarses [1:06:24 AM] Jodi: nightmars suck [1:06:32 AM] Jodi: theres a spider in myc bathroom [1:06:35 AM] Kurt Smith: I hate nightmars [1:06:37 AM] Jodi: 2 actually [1:06:40 AM] Jodi: im fond of the big one [1:06:48 AM] Jodi: me ethe [1:06:48 AM] Jodi: r [1:06:50 AM] Jodi: but that one i like [1:06:53 AM] Jodi: it eats an [1:06:54 AM] Jodi: ts [1:07:08 AM] Jodi: i coughed [1:07:08 AM] Jodi: whe [1:07:09 AM] Jodi: n [1:07:10 AM] Jodi: i drnak [1:07:11 AM] Jodi: andk [1:07:13 AM] Jodi: it hurt [1:07:21 AM] Kurt Smith: Depends on the location of the spider [1:07:27 AM] Kurt Smith: If it's in like my bathtub, it's a dead spider. [1:07:28 AM] Jodi: int hecorner iof the shower [1:07:58 AM] Jodi: its not perverted [1:08:09 AM] Jodi: hes ute [1:08:11 AM] Jodi: cute [1:08:14 AM] Kurt Smith: What a fagtard [1:08:18 AM] Jodi: youre a fagtard [1:08:20 AM] Jodi: ef yourself [1:08:27 AM] Jodi: justkiding [1:08:30 AM] Jodi: i harera you [1:08:32 AM] Jodi: heart [1:08:35 AM] Jodi: <3 [1:08:37 AM] Jodi: like hta [1:08:38 AM] Kurt Smith: http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0712-2816-5554_Cute_Spider_clipart_image.jpg [1:08:38 AM] Jodi: t [1:08:51 AM] Kurt Smith: Your mom [1:08:53 AM] Jodi: that is cut [1:08:54 AM] Jodi: e [1:09:07 AM] Matt L.: http://familyfun.go.com/assets/cms/printables/1006_spiderpumpkincarving.jpg [1:09:11 AM] Jodi: i wish my boteelds werent cone [1:09:12 AM] Jodi: gone [1:09:15 AM] Jodi: bottels [1:09:16 AM] Kurt Smith: http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/13/12/cute-spider-6062-1231867814-3.jpg [1:09:17 AM] Jodi: bootes [1:09:19 AM] Jodi: boteles [1:09:20 AM] Jodi: bottels [1:09:23 AM] Jodi: bottpes [1:09:25 AM] Jodi: bottles [1:09:32 AM] Jodi: thirs times a charm [1:09:44 AM] Jodi: carpel tunnle? [1:09:50 AM] Kurt Smith: Tun-leh [1:09:54 AM] Jodi: whtever [1:09:58 AM] Kurt Smith: Carpal tunnel [1:10:01 AM] Jodi: ah shit [1:10:10 AM] Jodi: imisssmybrother [1:10:10 AM] Jodi: D: [1:10:27 AM] Jodi: huh [1:10:35 AM] Jodi: no my borthe did tonigth [1:10:49 AM] Jodi: cottonmoug [1:10:55 AM] Jodi: cottonmouf [1:10:57 AM] Jodi: is waht i wmane [1:10:58 AM] Jodi: meatn [1:11:06 AM] Kurt Smith: He did or died [1:11:17 AM] Jodi: he got arrested [1:11:18 AM] Jodi: four [1:11:24 AM] Jodi: 23? [1:11:25 AM] Jodi: 12 [1:11:26 AM] Kurt Smith: wtf [1:11:32 AM] Kurt Smith: 5 x 6 is most certainly not 23 [1:11:33 AM] Jodi: thirty [1:11:37 AM] Kurt Smith: gj [1:11:40 AM] Jodi: i htought i sayid plus [1:11:44 AM] Kurt Smith: What a niggerfaggot [1:11:44 AM] Jodi: he [1:11:56 AM] Jodi: i has more weed [1:12:06 AM] Jodi: imnot gonna die [1:12:19 AM] Kurt Smith: Right, you'll get killed [1:12:19 AM] Jodi: i already drove [1:12:20 AM] Jodi: im fine [1:12:26 AM] Kurt Smith: By a defender of intelligence [1:12:28 AM] Jodi: i cnat [1:12:29 AM] Jodi: can* [1:12:35 AM] Jodi: i [1:12:39 AM] Jodi: will drinve now [1:12:41 AM] Jodi: to show you i can [1:12:57 AM] Jodi: i drove in tosoeomnes larn [1:12:58 AM] Jodi: lwn [1:13:00 AM] Jodi: lwna [1:13:02 AM] Jodi: lanw [1:13:02 AM] Jodi: klanw [1:13:05 AM] Jodi: ln [1:13:06 AM] Jodi: lanw [1:13:07 AM] Jodi: lwna [1:13:08 AM] Jodi: lawn [1:13:17 AM] Jodi: iloveyoutuys [1:13:18 AM] Kurt Smith: This blows my mind [1:13:19 AM] Jodi: gusy [1:13:21 AM] Kurt Smith: This is hilarious [1:13:24 AM] Jodi: ugsy [1:13:25 AM] Jodi: gusy' [1:13:26 AM] Jodi: gusy [1:13:44 AM] Jodi: hw [1:13:49 AM] Jodi: what [1:13:54 AM] Jodi: im not only drnk [1:13:55 AM] Jodi: drun [1:13:55 AM] Jodi: k [1:13:59 AM] Jodi: silly goose [1:14:03 AM] Jodi: my mommys ar [1:14:03 AM] Jodi: car [1:14:10 AM] Jodi: imnot reatreade [1:14:21 AM] Jodi: i crashed it the toerh day [1:14:22 AM] Jodi: fool [1:14:38 AM] Jodi: i love nonsnese [1:14:41 AM] Jodi: it waskes up brain ceels [1:14:43 AM] Jodi: and sutff [1:14:57 AM] Kurt Smith: This is funny [1:15:00 AM] Kurt Smith: I don't even [1:15:06 AM] Jodi: nonesenneeee [1:15:08 AM] Jodi: nonsense [1:15:08 AM] Jodi: eee [1:15:12 AM] Kurt Smith: XD [1:15:17 AM] Jodi: berb, need lighrer [1:15:18 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm laughing so hard right now [1:15:22 AM] Kurt Smith: Lighrer [1:15:29 AM] Kurt Smith: Yeah really. [1:15:33 AM] Kurt Smith: Get zero lighgters. [1:15:36 AM] Jodi: one light [1:15:37 AM] Jodi: er [1:15:38 AM] Jodi: ? [1:15:41 AM] Jodi: its purple [1:15:52 AM] Jodi: i oved your fro [1:15:56 AM] Jodi: link me pcktur [1:15:59 AM] Jodi: pleawe [1:16:08 AM] Jodi: fien [1:16:15 AM] Jodi: voekmt\ [1:16:16 AM] Jodi: veonmt [1:16:18 AM] Jodi: vomti [1:16:20 AM] Jodi: berb [1:16:30 AM] Kurt Smith: Out her nose [1:16:35 AM] Jodi: i ant satns [1:16:35 AM] Kurt Smith: With the blood [1:16:36 AM] Jodi: tsant [1:16:37 AM] Kurt Smith: Candy blood [1:16:39 AM] Jodi: stna'd [1:16:47 AM] Kurt Smith: Jodi [1:16:51 AM] Jodi: abt [1:16:52 AM] Jodi: hat [1:16:57 AM] Kurt Smith: You are the most retarded mofo I've ever known [1:17:00 AM] Jodi: guys i cant walk [1:17:04 AM] Kurt Smith: Orite [1:17:07 AM] Jodi: ber [1:17:08 AM] Kurt Smith: She can't lift her arms [1:17:09 AM] Jodi: b [1:17:17 AM] Kurt Smith: But they're so light! [1:17:49 AM] Jodi: oh shtp [1:18:00 AM] Kurt Smith: Vorime should look at my territories [1:18:02 AM] Jodi: i cant wlk out of my rom [1:18:19 AM] Kurt Smith: They all have 100k peasants [1:18:27 AM | Edited 1:18:30 AM] Jodi: im out of alocholDl; [1:18:30 AM] Kurt Smith: She can't walk out of her rom [1:18:32 AM] Jodi: Dl; [1:18:34 AM] Jodi: DL [1:18:35 AM] Jodi: d: [1:18:35 AM] Jodi: d: [1:18:37 AM] Jodi: d: [1:18:38 AM] Jodi: d: [1:18:40 AM] Jodi: D: [1:18:45 AM] Jodi: its not [1:18:46 AM] Kurt Smith: Rom? [1:18:46 AM] Jodi: but [1:18:47 AM] Kurt Smith: Like a CD? [1:18:49 AM] Jodi: im not out of [1:18:50 AM] Jodi: weekd [1:18:52 AM] Jodi: wed [1:18:53 AM] Jodi: wedd [1:18:54 AM] Jodi: weed [1:18:58 AM] Kurt Smith: Jodi [1:19:01 AM] Kurt Smith: You're so stupid. [1:19:06 AM] Kurt Smith: I mean you're dumb [1:19:11 AM] Kurt Smith: WOOT [1:19:12 AM] Jodi: im not dumb [1:19:16 AM] Jodi: pe [1:19:17 AM] Jodi: fhow[' [1:19:22 AM] Jodi: waht [1:19:34 AM] Jodi: be [1:19:35 AM] Jodi: fine [1:19:51 AM] Kurt Smith: She talks like she types [1:19:57 AM] Jodi: nou ,ppo7ud] [1:19:59 AM] Jodi: loud [1:20:00 AM] Kurt Smith: "SMOERM I'M FIENSA [1:20:02 AM] Kurt Smith: " [1:20:06 AM] Jodi: i dont wanna be loud [1:20:08 AM] Jodi: am i loud [1:20:11 AM] Kurt Smith: You're not loud [1:20:25 AM] Kurt Smith: Don't fun of her [1:20:29 AM] Kurt Smith: I think she types better [1:20:30 AM] Jodi: boh shitng [1:20:36 AM] Kurt Smith: wtf? [1:20:37 AM] Jodi: oh shint* [1:20:38 AM] Jodi: shit [1:20:46 AM] Jodi: found ligher [1:20:48 AM] Jodi: ligher [1:20:51 AM] Jodi: berb [1:20:57 AM] Kurt Smith: Put it away retard [1:21:01 AM] Jodi: D: [1:21:03 AM] Jodi: im on a bed [1:21:04 AM] Jodi: no sleep [1:21:06 AM] Kurt Smith: Nose is still bleeding [1:21:09 AM] Jodi: ill be back in like ten mingure [1:21:11 AM] Jodi: minues [1:21:13 AM] Jodi: mitensu [1:21:43 AM] Kurt Smith: We won't forget [1:21:47 AM] Kurt Smith: Ten mingure? [1:22:11 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm taking Bohemia by the way [1:22:16 AM] Kurt Smith: Speaking of Bohemia, Jodi's retarded [1:22:21 AM] Jodi: if you oook at my bed for m the sdie [1:22:26 AM] Jodi: id looks like asanwish [1:22:32 AM] Kurt Smith: Asanwish [1:22:35 AM] Jodi: sandishw [1:22:39 AM] Jodi: sandwhishc [1:22:48 AM] Jodi: lahaha [1:22:57 AM] Jodi: i dont want sleep on sanswhich [1:23:00 AM] Jodi: sand [1:23:07 AM] Kurt Smith: Sanswhich [1:23:09 AM] Jodi: i like sandwhichiches [1:23:11 AM] Kurt Smith: Which without seriffs [1:23:16 AM] Jodi: D: [1:23:24 AM] Jodi: good thing im vomitting htejn [1:23:25 AM] Jodi: eh? [1:23:41 AM] Jodi: vomti get srid of fat [1:23:56 AM] Jodi: its finee [1:24:09 AM] Jodi: throst not so bad [1:24:19 AM] Jodi: its fine [1:25:06 AM] Kurt Smith: I'm waiting for winter [1:25:11 AM] Jodi: what now [1:25:11 AM] Jodi: computer died [1:25:14 AM] Kurt Smith: Ah [1:25:22 AM] Kurt Smith: If your computer died, how are you here? [1:25:24 AM] Jodi: anywasy

All of the above occurred during a Skype call spanning from the 31st of March to the 1st of April. Sadly, no one recorded the Skype so, the people using microphones weren't documented, which is where most of the humor came from.