Don't Sh*t Your Pants

Story
You need to go, and not in your pants. There is only one room.

Gameplay
Type commands to tell your guy what to do.

Walkthrough
This walkthrough is in order of in-game Awards. (*) = "i" when typing in-game.

Type the commands, hitting enter between commas.
 * 1) pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, sh*t.
 * 2) remove pants, sh*t.
 * 3) sh*t.
 * 4) pull door, sit toilet, sh*t.
 * 5) suicide.
 * 6) take pills, fart gently, wait until time expires.
 * 7) part of 6.
 * 8) sh*t before typing play.
 * 9) pants off, wait until time expires.
 * 10) Earn the first 9 awards.