Chill Lounge

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28th September: Lounge's 2nd Birthday

Merry Christmas Loungers. From Laurry, with love for the new year.

The Legend Of JesterX By Gl1tch.

= The Lounge's Story = The Chill Lounge is one of the few places that usually lives up to its name. In the early days of the Chill Lounge, trolls were rampant and waged spam wars and flame battles often. These struggles of epic failure were constant until the arrival of three outstanding individuals. SaberTompson, Lhjnhnas and Vegadev were the first of the Regulars to restore order to the Chill. They kept order despite the lack of a moderator.

Times were rougher back then and the commentary was often crass and belligerent. After defeating the trolls, and forcing them out into the wilds of Kong, Saber was pronounced Queen of the Lounge, and Lhjnhnas her Princess. Vegadev was still the enforcer and has remained vigilant.

Aside from the two regulars who made the Chill Lounge into a haven of order and reason, Several others took interest. Wilkins, a moderator without a room, often chilled there during his time online. Merawder, a gamer who originally came to copy/paste the same message into the chat 342 times was masterfully convinced by Vegadev to quite his trolling ways and join the lounge as a regular.

This time was peaceful and enjoyable, but such things were not meant to last. The older regulars were departing, logging on less and less. Only Vegadev, Lhj and a few others remained constant in their commitment (read: addiction) to kong. Saber had begun to log on less as well.

Without Saber, Vegadev had to restore order. Although he had a style which was less amicable than Saber's friendly nature, he nonetheless kept it under control. Fortunately when things looked the bleakest and Vega was tired of smiting trollkin. Wilkins decided to become the moderator of the lounge. In Vega's mind no other mod is more chill than Wilkins.

After some time Wilkins and Vega worked together and the lounge knew peace once more. Despite occasional trolling infiltrators, the Chill Lounge lives up to its name.

One day, a gift was bestowed upon the lounge. But this was to remain a mystery until it is further revealed. And all was good in the chill lounge.

This gift was later revealed to be the modship of the Chills sternest regulars, Vegadev, JesterX and Josten. Wilkins later became the room owner.

=Canby and the Denizens= The Chill Lounge features its own band; come to Kinsa's restaurant at 171 Chill Lounge Blvd. Great food, great service, and on occasion, an appearance from the Chill Lounge Band! Managed by Vegadev [M] and featuring:
 * sportsjefe: Lead Singer
 * Vegadev: Backup Singer/Facilitator
 * CommanderClark: Backup Singer
 * Lhjhnnas: Drummer/Songwriter
 * Noahark: Trumpet
 * Vanhaveir: Lead Guitar (Rock)
 * wildvine188: Kazoo, Flute
 * Sgtpepper834: Trombone
 * L_o_u_i_s: Lead Guitar (Jazz)
 * nich007: Saxophone
 * Dtheman: Didgeridoo
 * MikeyBoy: Assistant songwriter
 * Dejarie: Lights man
 * bigc87: Security
 * Omblugato: Bass
 * atom_storm: Triangle/Glockenspiel/Slide Whistle
 * Jesse7797: Make-up Artist
 * Wardog13: Logo Designer
 * Superkiller1432: Trombone player
 * And featuring... JesterX as JesterX.

Still taking openings! Come to Chill Lounge to apply!

=Chill Lounge Denizens =

In the process of being edited. This list is far from finalized. Many names need to be added. Peace Keeper: +45 to preventing wars Protective: +50 to attack only when his friends are attacked Troll Fodder: Makes an excellent snack to ditract trolls with. Cheer up ray: Can easily put a smile on anyone's face. Talk to her for an easy blast from her ray and become happy. Blabber Box: For some reason, doesn't seem to stop talking.
 * Walker9205: Very chill. Basically opposite to Merawder in every way and has been declared his rival by Mer.
 * hazyhed: Was found wandering an elements server by Merawder begging for a pvp opponent. Being very much akin to satin Merawder offered a dark deal. He offered to play hazyhed, but if he beat hazy 3 times in a row hazy had to add merawder as a freind and move to the chill lounge. Merawder then proceded to win three times in a row, two of the games with full health.
 * xXGummyBearXx: One of the girls in the Chill Lounge. Lots of fun.

Queen's Compassion: Can defuse any situation before it becomes a problem.
 * SaberTompson: This woman was the bedrock of Chill. She and Lhj are good friends.

Confusion: InfestFirman causes confusion in trolls, do to his name being misread. Secrecy: InfestFirman is very secretive. Not even Lhj knows the meaning of his name, or his real age. +20 to sneak.
 * InfestFirman: Frequently known as IncestFiremen due to a misread by a few regs. Whatever you do, don’t talk to him about pants.

DJ: Can mix music like a pro, and provide dance parties.
 * Ciferfr: All around frenchcanadian perv, and Saber's "dj", this reg vanished one day while Saber was on a trip. Coincidence? We'll never know.


 * qseal00: An old time reg, back from the dark ages of the Lounge. Recently reappeared, much to the sham-wow of the Deinizens who remember him.

Fanatic Loyalty: Can Initiate 'Anti-Troll' warfare as well as command the regs to war.
 * Lhjnhnas Developer icon.gif: Queen of Chill Lounge. Princess of Whispers. Mistress of Lies. Riddle Master of Chill. Gun Zealot. Known to most as Lhj, and a few as Laurry, (due to the hard to spell name), this Australian Lounger has lived in Chill Lounge for what seems like eternity. She has watched people come and go, and is currently JesterX's Sekret Lesbunum Luver. Gave a dark speech that she would leave the Lounge, regs believe she will return.

A Man of Many names, War Wolf being the most current, he remains a warm spirited and good natured fellow, however, when it comes to battle be it War of Trolls he is a Warrior through and through and Knight of the Chill Lounge. He has answered the call to many a Troll battle and slain the would-be enemies of the Chill Lounge. A Mercenary at times he has often found himself under the employ of Walker such as the Great Minion War, who paid in copious amounts of cupcakes. One to lighten the mood every once in a while he can be a bit of a trickster or clown. A loyal citizen of Chill lounge he shall remain until the end of his days
 * Gaius Octavian/War Wolf:

Weapons Master: +50 attack Warrior: Trained in all Faucets of Warfare, he is a nearly unstoppable force to be reckoned with on any Battlefield Nice Guy: -10 attack to any threat. Dragon Tamer: Can command his clan to attack and has many dragons.
 * kiwibob Moderator icon.gif: One of the mods of Chill Lounge who also spends his time in The Village. He is really cool and fun to be with!
 * Kralgar: A jolly happy fellow, he is a friendly and good tempered person. He has good experience playing many multiplayer games and is pretty good at the more popular ones. He decided to become a reg after Veg introduced him to Chill Lounge. He dreams of being able to do something great (or at least successfully beat a troll) like Vegadev. He is also the leader of the Dragon Tamers. His one and only admin for his clan is Zarkate. He signed a peace treaty with Gummy's clan after a bloody war.

Cookie Power: mutes people by stuffing cookies in their mouths.
 * Neriza: He randomly pops in and out from the Chill Lounge. He also has the legendary key to Zarkate's magical cookie cave.

Stalker: Can lurk in complete silence, and assasinate a troll before they become aware.
 * jjffjhjf: A long time member of the lounge, and a long time lurker as well. jj only seems to come out of hiding when Saber enters the room, and it often called out as being her stalker..

Lurky: + 10 to Lurk.
 * annethecat: The lurkiest of the regs, anne has been in the lounge for quite some awhile, and has probably spoken a total of 10 times. Always silent, always watching, she is a bit of a celebrity since her name looms at the top of the room.


 * quietpanther: The male version of annethecat basically. Everything read there, applies here.

Rock Security: Can not be disturbed by trolls, or earthquakes.
 * AngryLobster: Also known as Saber's favorite, because everyone wanted boiled lobster. Saber protected him. Entitled to as many cookies as he wants, Lobster lives under a rock in Saber's corner. The rock has been totally tripped out to have an amazing security system, and a huge dance room and pool hall. Lobster hasn't been seen in a while, and it's presumed that he's just hiding under his rock.


 * BoyKingGeorge10


 * Tritus

Impassioned Rage: Burns with the flames of anger. When combined with Vega, the ultimate anti-troll weapon is formed.
 * hvacrfred: The second "Chill Lounge bouncer".

Ice Killer: Never loses his cool, even when up to his armpits in troll blood.
 * Vegadev Moderator icon.gif: Also known as Veg, Vega, Veggie(s), and Vegadevastation. He has spent many hours moderating the Chill Lounge, which is much more difficult than most regulars care to admit. He has stood by the chill lounge and diffused many troll invasions, including Anon, the cal/skittles incidents, and the latest round of drama. Regardless of what anyone says, he has done much to keep the lounge safe and enjoyable. He originally attracted many of the new regulars to the Chill Lounge. He is currently on an extended break, will return, and will not be forgotten. The lounge is not the same without Vega.


 * Demon_warlord


 * Ninja_of_Steel

Linguist: Can anti-troll in many languages with his infallible luinguistico espanol.
 * Elchubb: A friendly Aussie Lounger and expert dingo hunter. Mainly lurks and well, he's just this guy, y'know?

Ninja: Can get to places he doesn't belong. +2 Strength when someone mentions the word couch. Graveyard Keeper: Makes the tombstones and digs the graves of trolls. +4 intellect when making tombstone.
 * Dejarie: Self described Yemenhabojian (Whatever that means). Prefers to start conversations with a conveniantly placed youtube video (like a video of crickets chirping when the lounge is quiet or a rickroll when the trolls are abound).


 * haseofterror


 * Kaigon


 * Chronas

Proud: Will never back down. Eagle Eyed: Can see through disguises and tell which account is a mimic or a troll.
 * Beastial_Pride Developer icon.gif: Never the most talkative of fella's BP is none the less a chill reg, through and through.
 * Oobla: A chill lounge reg who is addicted to being a badge whore. Finished the great alt war during the late hours of the 7th and 8th of June.

PROVE IT!: +5 to trolling technique and +5 to inciting flame wars. Scion of the Gods: +3 to keeping Kaistyle2 and other Orcs in good standing with the Kong Mods and Administration
 * AnonymousKnight: 19 year old University-going Orc Shaman that seems to enjoy making supposed 'G.I.R.L.S.' prove they are indeed 'Guys In Real Life.'

Queen's Confidant: As a confidant of the queen, has special powers.
 * NovemberLeTango: A 23-year-old professional who occasionally rebuts troll antics with inane logic, and can't help correcting their spelling. She's on at work, but is always available to chime in with a comment. Very similar to Lhjnhnas. They get along well.

En Garde!: Can challenge trolls to duels of elements and kongai, distracting them from their trolling. Warmonger: Will stir rivalrys with other rooms.
 * Merawder: Hardly ever talks, but when he does, it's normally "D: arty strike took out my sig.!" Addicted to MaB2 but very funny when not playing and actually talking. Often plays Elements and Kongai and if challenged will always accept a duel. Loves to pick a side and argue but will play mod if things get personal like religion talks often do.

Legendary: Has achieved Legendary Status +100hp, 50AC, extra 6d6 damage, +5 to hit.
 * Sportsjefe: A calm chill kinda guy, who first thought up the idea of the official Chill Lounge game, Guess The Song (without cheating). SJ is the rock of Chill Lounge, and the provider of the awesome music. All hail!

Mercantile: Creates 10 gold per day due to sales of DinoBeer.
 * Dinoale: Our resident Mexican lesbian, a terrible person who is the bastard child of the mother of the Chill Lounge. Co-instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp. She enjoys sitting on small children and laughing as they cry helplessly, while also beheading puppies.

Thievery: Steals PB from your pantry in order to sell for credits
 * L_o_u_i_s Developer icon.gif: A lovable rogue, who is 13, 42 or 86 years of age, depending who you ask. He is mature, and can often be seen trying to stem the flow of trolls that get in through the frayed seams of the Lounge. Often seen flinging pewp at Dinoale, and often seen ducking for cover with the return fire, this chill resident was also an instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Zombie: Trolls can not kill him.
 * ZombiBubonik Developer icon.gif: One of the five Australian regulars, not very talkative, but when he does talk, he is intellectual and hilarious. What more can we say.

Blacksmith: Forges the weapons used against trolls.
 * Noahark: Under distress in Ant Hill, he moved to the CL after 2 days of kongregate membership. He usually tries to chill the Lounge when mods aren't there.

Hand of God: Once thought to be only a legend, Kaistyle2 now possesses the Hand of God, allowing him to destroy small villages with his pinky. This weapon is invaluable against trolls, leaving Kai to be Satan.
 * Kaistyle2: He's actually Satan.

Innocence: +50% chance to be wrongfully accused by a mod.
 * Vanhavier: Always wearing purple suspenders, this user is always trying to take your guitar, or is hiding in your closet. You can always have a decent conversation with van.

Troll Whisperer: Can convince trolls to do anything.
 * Serran_: The only one who is allowed to call Noah, Noa. She is careless speller, but a very chill and nice person. Currently she is taming the chained up trolls.
 * Superkiller1432: has had plenty of failed attempts at troll batttling but has succed in major battles and refuses to give up in the war.

Neutral: Does not pick sides, +100 to charisma.
 * Zarkate: The cat girl of the Lounge, Kate is kind and friendly to all.

Agreeable: No one hates Gigg. No one. +10 to Speechcraft
 * giggity95: Gigg is just awesome. Seriously.


 * endofdays

Suspicious: What could be going on with Calv? +50 to sneak.
 * xXxcalvinxXx: One of the older of the Experienced regs, calvin is a funny and often witty guy. The Eldest regs, known in the Lounge as the Untouchables, have a theory about Calvin. Stay tuned.


 * toppkr

Room Owner: Due to Owner status, his word is god.
 * Wilkins Owner.gif: The room owner, and a downright chill guy. Not even trolls get under his skin.

Queen's Whisper: Can whisper anyone, even if they are offline.
 * JesterX Moderator icon.gif: The amazing, the fantastic, the OMG how do I describe the awesome, Queen of Whispers and Princess of Lies mother of the Chill Lounge! (Also a former chair of the Elder Three.) Likes to stare at Lhj's avatar.

Hardcore: Due to his hardcoreness gains +56 to strength.
 * Josten Moderator icon.gif: The fairest of the Chill Lounge mods. Has no favorites, and never jumps the gun. An all round great guy. He doesn't sit on laps, he feels children. By own admission.

LHCB: Like an ICBM, but better.
 * Sgtpepper834: Pepper is the Chill Lounge’s own resident handicapped ninja (also occasionally does entertainment for mod parties). He is the very accomplished, well-rounded, yet somehow still struggling musician known for his charm, wit, and frequent movie quotations. He has been seen helping JesterX come up with clever (yet very random) video game, movie, TV, and anime jokes, puns, references, and other silly things. He lives in a yellow submarine, and is always accompanied by the Lonely Hearts Club Band, of which he is the leader. Pepper can also speak many languages, and among them, he can speak three (English, Spanish, and Japanese) in a British accent. Currently working on getting other languages learned, as well as being able to speak them in a flawless British accent. Newly learned languages tend to come out in an Australian accent... (Not that there's anything wrong with that, Lhj! &gt;_&gt;) He also has a key to Lhj's pants.

English: Due to being English, angel is a strong supporter of the Lounge's Queens.
 * angelpsuhbk: A london reg, loved by many. Keeps the peace well, and has an adorable english accent.


 * Dragonlight: New regular, Louis, Evil, and many others are older than him. Drawn to the lounge by Vega.

Sweet: Everyone likes her.
 * SweetiePie: Enjoys fried food. Is Dogboy's butt buddy. Accredited with taming the first Pewpasaurus Rex during the pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Mysterious: Judged to be mysterious and powerful. 50% chance One Hit KO on any trolls.
 * Kinsa: A quiet, mysterious individual. Often seen in the Lounge presumably whispering quietly with a secret cabal of ancient righteous troll assassins in the secret room with Lhjnhnas and Kaistyle2, gauging the stupidity levels of the room, while lurking. Presumed leader of this powerful group, one can never be sure of Kinsa's intent.

Friendly: Never leaves a reg is distress.
 * Zyferwind: A new edition to the regular crowd, called out of hiding during one of the great silences, to keep the regulars who were alone company.

Smart-Arse: Annoying to the extreme, but uses power for god.
 * swimdudensc: A new regular who was converted from a troll. As a past troll, he is great at fending off trolls using snide, typical "sixteenyearoldthatthinkstheyknoweverything" type comments.

Resist Peer Pressure: +50% chance to resist coercion, because she wouldn't do drugs.
 * Didueatmycookie: A loveable character, this one is. She's always missing her cookie and never, NEVER say you ate it. She's pretty chill and fits perfectly in the Lounge.

Anti-Troll: Mikey owns all trolls, instantly. Like Chuck Norris during a Zombie invasion.
 * MikeyBoy: Is known for eating the souls of babies, he is notorious for placing live animals in his rectum. Has an enormous mancrush on Kaistyle2.

Captain Obvious: "Oh, hey, is that a snipe--" +5 to detection.]
 * Khiash: Proclaimed Easter Bunny by JesterX and Lhjnhnas. Fun to talk to, when he's online.


 * Anubis_TrueGod


 * GreatGuy


 * georgeiscool

Quiet: Doesn't talk much.
 * christhegamer: Has been a reg in Chill since he joined. Doesn't talk much, but when he does, it's always good.


 * B3NYJYM4N: One of the newest additions, we hope to see great things from him in the future...


 * Jesse7797: Stay in your seats, he'll be right back!

Laurry™: Made by the queen, the RoBoLEFT is now loyal to the queen whether he likes it or not. +9001 Loyalty. ITS OVER 9000!!!
 * Malexandec: Abandoned as a Ferret. He was found by Laurry, who lives in the middle of Chill Lounge with her lover, JesterX! But newbish trolls have been coming to Chill Lounge, its up to Malex to save his new home! Malex was killed by the queen and became a robotic Chimera now known as the RoBoLEFT. It consists of A Robot, a Bear, a Lion, an Eagle, a Ferret and a Tiger. (Note: This is what happens if you rebel.)


 * superkiller1432: Loves any royalty. Will always have his teammates back, sometimes his loyalty is questioned. He has off and on relationships with Kongregate and makes friends with all.

Migrant: Is unfamilar with the traditions of the Lounge.
 * Fushinryu Moderator icon.gif: Let's all welcome Fush to the Lounge! Originally from Cookie Kingdom, he was modded on July 9th and decided to join our community. He is very chill and will fit right in. He may have moved back to CK, where he was spawned, but we still consider him an honourary reg of the lounge.

Troll Smiter: Smiter of Trolls, at the Queen's side riding his tamed dragons.
 * Dragonlord5646: Dragon has currently turned against the Chill Lounge.

Too Hardcore for the Wiki: Because he is too hardcore for the Wiki, he is on it.
 * Neverwish: Neverwish is an awesome friend of Malex, who thinks he is too hardcore for the wiki.

Transfiguration: Wow, he turned into a salami log this time.
 * atom_storm: Also known as atomic winsauce, atom bomb, but usually atom, hilarity plainly ensues when he’s around. Dreaming to become a pokemod master he has yet to tame one. He is the founder of The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery. He is known to activate the Storm of Atomic Pwnage when trolls attempt to invade the lounge. He also aids JesterX with puns of various topics. He greets regs with “aloha” and leaves the lounge with “stay frosty.” Is JesterX's  other body guard and bigc87 is his biggest rival. ...Attempts to trigger trap cards and “profile crush” at times usually shouting “IT’S OVER 9000!” When activating his twin powers, he turns into useless objects.


 * Omblugato: Called Blug for short, he gambles to much. And wins too often.


 * dogboy708: Also known as "Plasma Pie" (by himself, and only himself =[ ),Joe is one of the few people who shares Lhj's obsession with anything firearms, and so they are (very)close friends. Reaches an age of 2 years in december. Yay!

Did you mean*?: Because of urge to correct spelling:she slays trolls. +50 to Intelligence x3 to Critical hit ratio
 * Bigc87: AKA… Bigc. One of Jester’s Bodyguards, equipped with the ultimate muting shovel of pain, Mutes all trolls and friends that come along with one smack! Fear the power of the shovel!
 * TheOriginalOneUp 
 * Bunnylover15: AKA Grammar Bunny ...Often has an innate urge to correct trolls spelling...and hop...intelligence is always displayed by this one. Has unfortunately departed from the Chill Lounge on 11/27/09.  :'(

Guardian Angel: Pops in when the lounge is in its darkest hour. +5 to throwing skill.
 * JetLag: Fights trolls and spammers with his superior wit, humour and his +5 Throwing and Returning Banberge. Often pops in when trouble raises its head. ChatLag is one and the same as JetLag (it’s not spying if you tell them) although he prefers to say he is keeping watch. :)
 * tehcool: The coolest of all The Lounge, he's nice with every one, used to annoy Jesse/Zikii sometimes.
 * crunch1597


 * nightsky10: A newer reg, even though she can be a load to keep up with. She is loved by everyone in the Lounge.


 * buggieboy


 * Wardog13: An older reg, he happened to become a reg, on the wiki at least on the same day Lhjnhnas gave her dark speech.


 * crab230: Ah, Mr Crab. What can be said about the Lounges voice of reason? Basically he's logic in a shell.


 * Everest: A role playing fanatic! He can't stand to see a Chill Lounge reg be in a different room.

Humor: when in a fight -10 ATK to enemies when theres a chance to use a meme.
 * Blazer_42_Blazer: One of the regs that likes to keep to him self.
 * Morphiez: [insert something witty here]
 * haltgamer: Acts like a kitten around Zarkate and is constantly roleplaying.
 * pimpjuice96: A newer reg who sometimes gets confuzzled about the ways of the Chill Lounge.
 * GoodJobDino: Full of laughs, quick wit, and correction *s, he has quickly made Chill Lounge a comfy home for himself. Though he acts friendly, really, a lot remains a mystery about the Good Job Dinosaur. Zombies, movies, drinking, and unspeakable acts of nakedness fill his repetoir of pleasure. The weak hearted believe him to be secretly in love with Lhj.
 * Zikii: ZipKey. Yeah.
 * simifier: Bold, yet common user. He has an addiction to The Sims games, but always has time to swing by and say hi to everyone. Sacred Seasons fan, along with Elements, Simi is one of our best friends. By our, I mean atom.
 * Walker9025: A cool guy who lurks in the Chill Lounge. This newer Reg is good for a chat and has mood changes about who he works for.

A Poem About The Old Regulars
http://clforums.forums-free.com/a-poem-about-the-old-regulars-t5.html

=Lounge Pantheon=

Major Gods

 * Aphrodite: Didueatmycookie
 * Apollo: L_o_u_i_s
 * Aries: War_Wolf_ (As Decreed by LHJ)
 * Artemis: dinoale
 * Athena: Lhjnhnas
 * Demeter: Serran_
 * Dionysus: sportsjefe
 * Hades: Kralgar
 * Hecate: SaberTompson
 * Hephaestus: Noahark
 * Hera: JesterX
 * Hermes: kingorange
 * Hestia: Zarkate
 * Poseidon: Walker9205
 * Zeus: Wilkins

Minor Gods

 * Adonis: Takumi_F
 * Aeolus: Malexandec
 * Caerus: ecco7
 * Charon: NinjaofSteel
 * Cerberus: Fedie315
 * Elpis: SweetiePie
 * Eosphorus: Dejarie
 * Erebus: Dtheman
 * Eros: Giggity
 * Helios: dragonlight
 * Hypnos: Disorderly
 * Iris: Bunnylover15
 * Momus: Elchubb
 * Morpheus: MikeyBoy
 * Mors: Morphiez (damn you MikeyBoy...)
 * Nike: durk
 * Priapus: Nightfalke
 * Persephone: BrittanyB
 * Thanatos: Merawder
 * Orpheus: Sgtpepper834
 * Dagon: InfestFirman
 * Zephyrus: atom_storm

Titans

 * Kronos/Cronus: Dogboy708
 * Helios: Jesse7797

= Funny User Quotes = bobido: oh and walker when someone says there australian dosnt mean there in australia

Merawder: you can take the aussi outa the outback but you cant take the outback outa the aussi

Merawder: because there sunburns are permanent

josten: i don't sit on laps. i feel a child.

josten: i would be fine, i have protection.

JesterX: I would very much like the title PedoBear o.O

MikeyBoy: What dino wants most in a guy is a vagina!

sportsjefe: she has a weapons stash the size of montana.

sportsjefe: ok, better term. weapons stash or weapons cache?

Lhjnhnas: cache is within easy reach, but not designed to be open. stash is hidden somewhere to be collected when needed

Lhjnhnas: so i have a stache

JesterX: Hm I've got a weapons stash &gt;.&gt; not a cache and its not that big. Just to clear things up lol

Kaistyle2: Careful Jester. Trolls might like it. You know there are maso-trolls around.

holliebabe: NOAH!!!!!!

Noahark: Who are you?

holliebabe: I think I may know you, who are you?

Noahark: I am David Blaine, why do you ask?

ZombiBubonik: Lhj you shouldn't exist, an attractive female gamer with a perverted mind? The universe should be collapsing right now

ZombiBubonik: Lhj I could probably tell you how many slices of pizza I had about an hour ago, any further back it starts to get hazy

Zarkate: there is no snooze button on a cat.

Dejarie: ther is if you have a small mallet.

Zarkate: *gives sportsjefe a box of oreos*

Dejarie: I get a cookie and he get's a box of oreos?!

Koffin: I'm in no mood for idiocy, Gam3, so I'm going to mute you.

Gam3Freak09: I'm not an idiocy

sportsjefe: try one of thouse.

sportsjefe: *thouse

sportsjefe: *thos

sportsjefe: wth!

Lhjnhnas: *those

sportsjefe: that was it.

Elchubb: Josten is pretty cool. eh bans noobs and doesn't afraid of anything.

Cryptosporidian: mmm, eating my last poop tart

Cryptosporidian: *pop

Cryptosporidian: WOW!

GreatGuy: Her boobs are HUGE!

JesterX: Yeah duh =p

JesterX: Then stop staring at them!

peacefulreality: O_o

GreatGuy: ...why?

GreatGuy:

JesterX: The longer you stare the bigger they become!

GreatGuy: I KNOW xD

Cryptosporidian: 0.o

josten: ha.

JesterX: Till they eventually burst out of the screen and keel you

Lhjnhnas: -stares at my chest-

crab230: Then they must be huge right noiw.

GreatGuy: EGADS

Lhjnhnas: It's NOT WORKING!

Dejarie: this conversation bemuses, baffles and bewilders me

Lhjnhnas: lol the triples B's of Dej

Lhjnhnas: NB Dej is pronounced D's.

Dejarie: Yep.

Dejarie: ... Wait what?

JetLag: Unfortunatly common sense is not common

JetLag: And my enter key is too close to my backspace

JetLag: Evangelist: Jesus loves you! Me: But he doesn't love you

JetLag: He was sooooo like WTF

JetLag: He stood there for like 10 minutes just looking blankly at the ground, before running after me going "Blasphmer!"

Lhjnhnas: *Maniacal

Lhjnhnas: Learn to speel vich

Lhjnhnas: *spell

Lhjnhnas: Oh, THE IRONY!

Dinoale: its my ass that isnt fine

Kaistyle2: I beg to differ

L_o_u_i_s: you can say that again ;P

Lhjnhnas: I keep reading InfestFirman as IncestFiremen

Kaistyle2: King haydn rules the porta-potties near the truck stop.

KingHaydn: because his brain is full of shit

bladgade1: http://www.youguysaresilly.com

Dtheman: http://www.nowerenot.com

bladgade1: http://www.yesyouare.com

Dejarie: http://www.whatisthisidonteven.com

Vegadev: omg... it's completely deserted...

Vegadev: perfect time for streaking!

Vegadev: *streaks through the lounge*

Vegadev: wow...

Didueatmycookie: I has good foods

Malexandec: I has bad Homework

InfestFirman: i has cookez

Samertz: i have a headache

Solyr: Lh, I retract my offer inviting you to my room

Lhjnhnas: Why? Because I like trolls?

Solyr: No. Because you are female. Seems the women of Kong keep falling in love with me. Don't need another one in my room

Lhjnhnas: xD, I have my love on this site

Lhjnhnas: And that's this room

Lhjnhnas: I am married to this room

sportsjefe: but if there are girls you're having problems with, send them to me.

Lhjnhnas: *giggling*

L_o_u_i_s: lol.

GreatGuy: hmm kittey isn't going for the steak. Man, I had to peel my cats off my cutting board when I was doing steak.

GreatGuy: they're all OOH MEAT.. i'm all, STUPID CAT QUIT GETTING HAIR ON TEH STEAX wtf.

PopRocks: help me take the women and children first, laurry!

Lhjnhnas: Bah, i'll only eat them all Pop

NovemberLeTango: Psh, this woman doesn't need no moving.

ZombiBubonik: I liked the noises the little guys made when you grabbed em

MikeyBoy: I lost by one machine

CrackaJack: Zombi :p

ZombiBubonik: In Gobtron

ZombiBubonik: Filthy boy

CrackaJack: lol

ZombiBubonik: With a filthy little mind

MikeyBoy: Why is the chat so dead?

MikeyBoy: Is it taking a nap?

Kaistyle2: Because I touch myself in the morning.

Kaistyle2: Why wait till nightfall?

MikeyBoy: Isn't it supposed to be "Because you touch yourself at night."?

NovemberLeTango: start the day on the right hand.

Kaistyle2: The left hand for me. XD

NovemberLeTango: or the left

MikeyBoy: Left hands, unite!

NovemberLeTango: the internet is for porn, not for little kids to poke people in the gut. Just sayin'.

Jesse7797: Kairi, your overuse of dots gets you nowhere.

SgtPepper834: Kairi should use her dots more constructively… Like putting them on basketballs or something… It would help the NBA a lot, as well as drive Hellen Keller insane.

Jesse7797: LOL

Jesse7797: Rofl xD

Jesse7797: Am I the only one who got that?

Korce: i smell a noob.

erica80: what?

Korce: exactly.

giggity95: lh,what time is it in austrailia?

Sunnyboyal: spleen o'clock

Lhjnhnas: I love spleens

Lhjnhnas: and eating babies

dogboy708: WHO DOESNT

Smackaine: so then, lhj

Smackaine: cats land on their feet

Smackaine: butter lands butter side down

Smackaine: strap buttered toast to a cats back, and youve got the makings of a high speed monorail system

Kaistyle2: I want to petition a name change for a room. I want to name a room Sofa King!

Kaistyle2: Then I can welcome people to Sofa King. Our prices are Sofa King low that you will be Sofa King happy.

Kaistyle2: Is it smooth like a baby's bottom ecco?

Lhjnhnas: -rubs baby bottom-

Lhjnhnas: Not that smooth

Kaistyle2: Seriously, that phrase is so weird it makes me feel ill.

xXxcalvinxXx: Lol Lhj.

Kaistyle2: Why would someone what something as smooth as the but of a baby.

Kaistyle2: *want*

Kaistyle2: *butt*

Kaistyle2: *?*

PopRocks: kai wants butt.

xXxcalvinxXx: xD

ecco7: no more butts or babies

NovemberLeTango: so at lunch, my fortune cookie told me I should prepare for a night of passion.

NovemberLeTango: I didn't know what it meant, since I'm single.

NovemberLeTango: but now I understand. I got a little bottle of passion fruit vodka at a party, and my fruit juice has passion fruit in it.

Sunnyboyal: i'm sweet and innocent, don't take me the wrong way you'll corrupt me

Lhjnhnas: xD, I'll take you the wrong way.

Lhjnhnas: Or maybe it's the right way

Kaistyle2: *imitates asshole mod* Let me see your trolling permit? No trolling permit? Then you GTFO. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get directly the F OUT! *bans*

Lhjnhnas: Did you just call me a slut max?

Lhjnhnas: I just came, just then Sunny

Lhjnhnas: I meant It just came

Lhjnhnas: Not I just came.

Sunnyboyal: lies

Malexandec: Bad typo.

Sunnyboyal: you meant what you said

Sunnyboyal: i have that effect on women

Zarkate: never use nail clippers on your face...i just found out it's a bad idea

SgtPepper834: O.o Thanks Emeril...

JesterX: Lucky me =o

JesterX: I was wearing my silence proof panties =o

JesterX: Win.

bigc87: lol

SgtPepper834: =X

Lhjnhnas: -takes off Jester's panties-

SgtPepper834: O.O

JesterX: and a pillar is practically up her ass

Malexandec: But I don't feel like it, not with the reduced sperm quality and all.

Sunnyboyal: intend to ride naked by next summer

Malexandec: =&lt;

pcpmonster2: cool

lisario: why naked?

Sunnyboyal: charity marathons for the win

Malexandec: LOL

echelon3: how does he get wifi all the way out there?! i want his ISP

DMinor: then i might be able to watch house on this thing

echelon3: maybe he has satellite

SweetiePie: you can watch house from your front lawn

SweetiePie: just turn around

crab230: Somebody pass the popcorn.

dogboy708: -steals porn-

dogboy708: ._.

atom_storm: o-O

dogboy708: corn

atom_storm: xDDDD

crab230: Lol

dogboy708: popcorn starts with p stfu

crab230: C and p aren't even close to each other on the keyboard.

atom_storm: xD

dogboy708: i know

dogboy708: i was thinking Pop cORN

crunch1597:Well, I'm far to stupid to think of anything original.

crunch1597: This comment has been removed due to a Large rip in the Space-Time continuum.

Everest: *is about to be born*

Lhjnhnas: My waters just broke

bloodydeath1: push!

Lhjnhnas: SP, I need you

Lhjnhnas: -pushes-

ToxxicGamer: hoo hee hoo hee! XD

Lhjnhnas: -makes pregnant noises-

Everest: DONT PUSH ME BAK IN

9Sam9: *pokes lhj with a stick*

Lhjnhnas: QUICK!

bloodydeath1: push more!

Lhjnhnas: HELP!

SweetiePie:*Stands at the ready witha catcher's mit

Lhjnhnas: -pushes-

Lhjnhnas: -cannon shot baby-

SweetiePie: FIRE WHEN READY

SweetiePie: *lowers face shield

bloodydeath1: FIRE!

Lhjnhnas: -baby hits Sam in head-

SweetiePie: BOOM

SweetiePie: HEADSHOT!

dogboy708: i wanna be butt pirate :(

satanlilhelper: jesus internet police!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaggghhh!!!!

Khiash: I'm lmaoing at the irony, here

Jesse7797: V eats testicles for dinner

bunnylover15: ^ look who's talking

Jesse7797: atom?

atom_storm: jesse?

Lhjnhnas: Lhj!

Lhjnhnas: You take out a grizzly with a .22, I will give you a blowjob

Lhjnhnas: Nooke

Lhjnhnas: *No joke

dogboy708: :D

dogboy708: what do i get if i kill a grizzly with a .18

Lhjnhnas: you get dead

SweetiePie: i miss the orgy

SweetiePie: that was good times

Dinoale: that orgy in room six was epic

SweetiePie: now I feel like I'm narrating a Pepperidge Farm commercial

Dinoale: laughed forever.

Dinoale: hahahahahahah pie

SweetiePie: lol

dogboy708: ._.

SweetiePie: Remember the good old days when Lhjhnas shit in Dinoale's vagina and shoved SweetiePie's face into it?

SweetiePie: Pepperidge Farm remembers

Jesse7797: It’s hard to find where ale’s chest starts, and where her stomach ends.

tillkill: define television

dogboy708: when i teleport your eyes to the floor with my knife

Omblugato: so when the guys get to the room the decide they dont like it and call the front desk to get a discount and the main desk says fine ill send the bellboy up with a lil refund

KanetheKnight: I sense gay sex incoming.

Jesse7797: LOL

josten: no kane

KanetheKnight: Shut up Josten I can dream

Kralis: I'm hiding inside my closet and I'm never coming out.

SgtPepper834: Kralis is in the closet...???

JesterX: He'll come out of the closet soon....

JesterX: Just wait

CrackaJack: lhj is hot, not a bishi

Dinoale: no i was doing something for a ssex

MrSmoogoomakoo: You're mom called and said I was amazing last night.

bunnylover15: rawr

MrSmoogoomakoo: &gt;:D

bunnylover15: o.o

dogboy708: I WANNA SEE TAHT VID!

bunnylover15: *that

MrSmoogoomakoo: LOL

dogboy708: arnt u like... 19 smoo?

MrSmoogoomakoo: ROFL

MrSmoogoomakoo: I wish.

durk: lose the caps

dogboy708: and his mom... 60 something?3

splooner: yeah and she said you never paid

MrSmoogoomakoo: Lol.

dogboy708: so u admit your mom is a whore and a slut?.

InfestFirman: lol InfestFirman: fail trollin

dogboy708: -slaps durk- I LVOE YOU MAN

durk: TAKES BET

Zarkate: love = fail

dogboy708: ENGLISH IS A BEAST!

dogboy708: lvoe, not love

dogboy708: love doesnt exist

dogboy708: love is a myth

dogboy708: love is a bitch

dogboy708: love ends in a .45 in your chest and testicles

dogboy708: love sucks

dogboy708: love makes u unhappy

dogboy708: love is me and kate

dogboy708: love is fail

dogboy708: wait wtf...

dogboy708: am i only one here?

dogboy708: -cries softly to self-

Jesse7797: I have a poll for you all.

dogboy708: like jesse's lube-producing hair

Jesse7797: Would you rather:

Jesse7797: Free-fall forever

Mikal: Free-fall forever

Jesse7797: Have anything you wanna eat whenever you want it

Mikal: Latter

dogboy708: does the hole have wifi?

Jesse7797: Or free fall forever and have anything you wanna eat whenever you want it

Mikal: Because then I can't haz luv with mah GF ;-;

Jesse7797: &gt;.&gt;

dogboy708: u dont have luv with urself, let alone ur gf

Valcero: *giggles*

dogboy708: lol val

Mikal: Cwairehawf is mah gf

Mikal: C:

Mikal: -Snuggleeez-

dogboy708: New Topic! lets talknig about dick joining with the anus

DarkReaperX: woah what the...

dogboy708: Da Infected Comie Killers joining forces with the Anti Nazi Ultimatum Society you sick man...

dogboy708: dino is made of poo... -grabs chair and poopcorn alea_10: wat race r yall

dogboy708: no. i sued sheild

dogboy708: im moneky raped

dogboy708: youy?

crunch1597: CAPTAIN PLANET.

crunch1597: HES OUR HERO

Malexandec: HES A HERO

Gaius_Octavian: GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!!

crunch1597:GONNA TURN POLLUTION DOWN TO ZEEERO.

crunch1597: Whore >:|

Malexandec: Well can you guys guess my age?

Zikii: 14

Zikii: 15

Zikii: 156

Zikii: 165*

Zikii: 165*

Zikii 16*

Zikii: Jesus!

Malexandec: LOL Zikii!

Walker9205: 19

Zarkate: 500

opelly: 15

Malexandec: Yeah

Malexandec: All Fail.

KateZar: <anus is very nice!

pimpjuice96: < Agrees.

Zikii: This stupid opponent has a mono aether

Lhjnhnas: ^doesn't like chicks

Zikii: I hate them

GoodJobDino: Marvin Maverik

TotalMaverik: Does that mean I'm part martian? o.O

=Fail Quotes=

Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it lol

Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

Sunnyboyal: it'll won't be boring

Sunnyboyal: it'll?

Sunnyboyal: Fail

atom_storm: I’ll uses this

atom_storm: I’ll uses this?

atom_storm: Fail

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show? -

dogboy708: Fail

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool?

JesterX: Fail

Lhjnhnas: What I download is a trial

Lhjnhnas: What I download is a trial?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

Lhjnhnas: Jesse, you woulda lost, if I had have had have had rustlers

Lhjnhnas: Jesse, you woulda lost, if I had have had have had rustlers?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

==

The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery
In light of day when no humor seemed to arrive In the Chill Lounge...atom_storm decided it was time for a change....He developed and assembled the perfect team...of which was trained most excellently in the ways of humor....

MEMBERS: Speak to atom_storm if you wish to be tested!


 * atom_storm: Founder/ Nuclear Annihilator Cake General
 * shoryuken_banana: Metsu-ryukishin
 * JesterX: Flash Goddess Cannon1
 * Lhjhnnas : Omega Lightning Cannon2
 * Jesse7797: Alien J Procrastinator #1
 * xXxcalvinxXx: Mega Magistrate of The Chill
 * Bunnylover15: Ultra-Grammar Bunny Supreme
 * Didueatmycookie: Chocolate Chip Destroyer
 * Glompz: Admiral Hug-Tackle
 * crab230: Commander of Shenanigans

The Minion War of Chill Lounge
During the time when Kralgar became the leader of the Dragon Tamers clan, he wanted to start expanding his clan. So he decided to ask walker to join him as he was just starting to raise dragon eggs. Walker refused, claiming he was loyal to and only to, Gummy. Walker offered to make Gummy's clan an ally of Kralgar's Dragon Tamers clan. Kralgar however, decided to follow the advice of Zikii, and declared war on Gummy's clan. Walker led his army to the battlefield while Kralgar summoned his dragons (some of which he rode throughout the war). Kralgar lent his Electric dragon to Zikii to ride. Walker's army consisted of Crash, Assassin Cat and Sniper Cat. Crash aimed to attack Kralgar the Leader but had a hard time getting pass Zikii and Kralgar's dragons. Walker was trying to assist his army as best he could but to no avail. The battle was long and harsh and Assassin Cat was eaten by a dragon. In the end Crash called a ceasefire and that was the end of that battle.

~Zikii's View on the War:' This war was one of Chill Lounge's first, and was epic enough for it's own section in the wiki. This war was alot of fun, and seeing that Assassin Cat was eaten by a dragon, may catch attention. ALL IN THE LOUNGE OF CHILL, RODE THE SIX! 'Nuff said.'

~Walker9205's View on the War: The War was a long albiet bloodless one, on xXGummyBearXx's side we had it rough constantly under attack from Kralgar's dragons. We would have lost had not Crashoveride1988 had seen that we truly needeed to call a ceasefire and end this senseless war at once. We had the only casualty of the War R.I.P. Assassin Cat.

Note: Rumour has it that Assassin Cat survived. It remains unconfirmed.

Dragon Tamers Clan 

Kralgar ( Leader )

Zarkate ( Head Admin )

Bobido ( Admin )

Zikii ( Senior Underling ) ( Breeder )

Keyblader 007 ( Underling )

Gummy's Clan

xXGummyBearXx ( Leader )

Walker9205 ( War Leader/head minion )

Sniper Cat ( Sniper )

Crashoveride1988 ( Frontline Warrior )

Assassin Cat ( Mercenary soldier )

The Federation of Peace
After the war, Walker and Kralgar decided that they would not want a war like this ever again. So they signed "The Federation of Peace" and became allies from that day on. May another war like this never happen again.

Quotes

The Chill Lounge League of Epic
In light of a day when only trolls seemed to arrive in the Lounge, yaykebab decided it was time for a change. He assembled the League of Epic, to combat the villains, who were piling up.

Superheroes:

Yaykebab: Superheroman

Lhjnhnas: acronymwoman

blazer_42_blazer: failuracityman

Zarkate: Katwoman

Dinoale: Lesbunem

Zikii: MisterZiktastic

Villians:

Kaistyle2: Satan, Leader of the Trolls

JesterX: The Jester

Kiwibob: Sheepshagger

Sportsjefe: The Triviaman

Jesse7797: The Evil Cow

Dogboy708: Plasma Pie  ' 

Superkiller1432: superkiller

=Lounge Elements Tourney=

Recently, the Lounge has found itself addicted to the online card game, Elements. So, one day, some of the users were talking, and we decided on a tournament. The tournament is knock out, with the winner becoming first seed. If you wish to participate, please shout Lhjnhnas or bigc87

Current Users Entered
Elements Username appears in brackets.


 * 1) Lhjnhnas (Lhj)
 * 2) bigc87 (bigc87)
 * 3) Atom_storm (atom_storm)
 * 4) Jesse7797 (JustinK)
 * 5) Serim (Lhjnhnas)
 * 6) Bunnylover15 (bunnylover15)
 * 7) Josten (Josten)
 * 8) Diggoran (Diggoran)
 * 9) Noahark (Noahark8)
 * 10) Merawder (Merawder)