The Parking Lot

Owners
The OFFICIAL owner of the parking lot is EmilyG, also known as emily_greer, co-creator of Kongregate. Since the room is owned by a rarely used staff alt, OWNERSHIP IS UP FOR GRABS! Granted anyone who wants the room has no chance in hell of becoming a mod.

Breakdown of Unofficial Rulers:
MrFluffums - King of the Lot Just a Regular ''I had a good run guys, remember me fondly. ~Fluffums''

TheKink1 - Former King of the Lot

Alyssa1992 - Empress of the Lot

Mithos92 - True Ruler of the Lot

Geust666 - Co-Owner of the Lot

Adamalous - Co-Owner of the Lot

JudasInc  - Old man of the Lot

Incomplete*

Moderators
Currently, there are no full-time moderators in The P-Lot so most mods are called in by aisforaliceee, but they hunt her wherever she is anyway. Who needs to really call a mod when they follow you?

Some moderators are indeed welcome however:

MrBoss - Old, well known. He can be a tight-ass, but him and the Lot go way back.

the_squall - He goes almost as far back as MrBoss, he's welcome because he is in no way strict, and loves to chat it up.

Cartrodus - Swearing, shit flinging mod who likes to chat it up (he really isn't all that bad, just bad for a mod).

JetLag - A pretty cool guy all around, he's stopped by once or twice.

ringkichard - Lurks in the Lot occasionally, but we don't mind! An ex-troll who has cleaned up his act. Room Owner of Greed.

Can Eat A Dick:

 puzzlelover1 - What a faggot.

Incomplete*

Active at this time (Active as defined by being in the room. Does not depend on how much they chat)
 Adamalous  - Defender of the lot when Geust or Fluff are not there to act. Makes people lose the game a lot. (You just lost)

 chocobacon  - One of the more respectable and more accepting members of the Lot. Enjoys helping out noobs. Dislikes trolls. Has engaged in a gay RP with DanMan111. TPL asks him, "Why did you do it?" Which he then replies, "Why, the only reason anybody does anything...for teh lulz." UPDATE: Choco has been elevated to King for a Day. Totally wrecked a troll, don't think said troll will ever come back. (TDP) He came back.He apparently "got over it".

 CuteBonez  - Has power through Fluffums (in bed, literally). Knows some of the locals and has power over them with her DD cups! (Did someone say DD cups? Pics please-TDP)

 DanMan111 - A person who likes to have fun also likes parties in the USA like that song suggests. He has engaged in gay RPs with his friend ChocoBacon.It's True

 Firefop - Another oldbie who came back, but never talks, so far.

 geust666  - He is the parking lots most loyal member for over the past two years of his life. Update: Geust is back, but quieter than before.

 JudasInc  - Great game discussion, jokes, upkeep on life. An all around good guy who is great to chat with and keep the room alive.

 moonangel135  - The Big Breasted Goddess of The Parking Lot. Although, we are STILL waiting for pics to confirm the reports of her big breasts. Yes, we are still waiting. I don't foresee a time when we will stop waiting. Stillllll Waiting! UPDATE!: DREAD HAS PICS!!! He just won't share them. >:(

 MrFluffums  - The Alpha troll and Emperor of the Parking Lot. Has seniority over the majority of the members due to a lack of oldbies. *Recently left Lot to escape noobs, May return someday* Update: Has returned, but he too has been mostly quiet.

 Shingamia  - Someone say Gamer Girl?

 Snice -hey Billy, what would you like for christmas? YOUR LEGS SPREAD!!!!

 thelogictheorist  - Pretty much like Judas, but incredibly logical. Even better with jokes.

 Therapistol  - Hangs around in the Lot. Usually stays quiet but likes to pop in a conversation sometimes. Good with general RP. Comes up with some crazy stuff.

 XxMeTaLmAnIaCxX  - Jumps in for a random discussion now and again, is working his way up the ranks.

 Yelluhjelluh  - He always says he wins, reguardless of the fact that the point of an argument to a troll is just to sharpen the claws. In his mind, he owns the parking lot."not a db"

Ones we haven’t seen in a while, but they are always welcome when they stop in.
 aisforaliceeee  - The powerless mod who keeps the parking lot in order.

 AliceMarie  - When she left, the RP almost died, it has nearly been resurrected, but it has been a long and painful year of doing so. (One year as of Feb. 2 2010)

 Alyssa1992  - Mithos's sister and a valued member of chat. *Recently left Lot to escape noobs, May return someday*

 angelee33  - The GUY who calls the mods and is mistaken for a woman (I wonder why) *ANGELEE IS MIA FOR MAPLESTORY AS OF JUNE 26, 2009*

 armyjuggalo  - Hops in between shipping out, a hardcore gamer for sure.

 hyperactiveRUM  - Has been lost to time, she still stops by, and her couch in the middle of the P-Lot is lacking some serious RP

 Mashiro  - A commonly AFK denizen of the P-Lot who likes to chat and spark up the dead chat with life anew.

 Mithos92  - An oldbie who occasionally stops by. Update: Actually "never" stops by would be more accurate.

 MrWaffles129  - Always great for chat and can chase the noobs off like the best of us.

 Shrub  - Not a bad troll, not a great one. Rarely stops by anymore, but his presence packs a punch.

 Ta_ma_terd  - The amateur troll *TERD DISAPPEARED RANDOMLY OVER THE SUMMER, CURRENTLY MIA*

 TheKink1  - former Boss of the parking lot. He may or may not be coming back into power but he will have to go through geust666 first.

Allysson08 - if she would talk more she would befriend the whole room again.

 zulufox1911  - An oldbie indeed! Rarely seen, but is always welcome, even though he's a furfag. Usually seen with RUM, as he is EDIT: doing things to her in bed, so she ends up calling him in.
 * EDIT: Kink is back, but he only comes around once in awhile to say hello.*

Gone but not forgotten.
 P  lagu eJester  - a few words need to be said about the member he was one of the great trolls of the parking lot but now he has been perma banned :(



TROLLS :
The Parking Lot is like a troll breeding ground (insert incest joke between Mithos and Alyssa here). The two main trolls are (Geust666 is MIA, EDIT. IM BACK SO ADAM IS GOING BACK DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, so Adam has taken his place) Adamalous and MrFluffums. And for some reason, most n00b trolls come into The Parking Lot where they are usually silenced by the mods that are called.

Needs Expansion*

TROLL KILLS :
If you find yourself making an epic Troll Kill, let us know and we will post it here.

IamMEnotUme: Believed he was a regular because he was born in the lot, and hasn't been on since. Gang raped by Adamalous and MrFluffums. SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER IN THE PARKING LOT!

hotgirl099: im really mad right now im leaving This sentence was said after Geust666 and TheDreadPirate where able to call the bluff that the person in her avatar was indeed not hotgirl but a girl who committed suicide after being harassed by internet bullies.

Quotes
MrFluffums: HELLO NEWBLETS, PREPARE FOR THE WET LIPS OF YOUR MIND TO BE SPREAD BY THE MASSIVE SPECULUM WHICH IS THE FLUFF!!! IT IS A PLEASURE YOU CANNOT DREAM OF IMAGINING, FOR YOUR HEAD WOULD SURELY EXPLODE!

angelee33: zomg kittys! :D

darkgamerEX: Bring me a drink and a troll to punch

Adamalous: Your mother. Adamalous: The game. Adamalous: That's what she said. Adamalous: I think I just summed myself up in three posts...

Adamalous: Moon, THE VAGINA IS A LIE

geust666: I am better than 80% of kong because of the fact I have had one girlfriend.

MEMORABLE CONVOS IN CHAT :
(Some everyday TPL chat)

DanMan111: Oh no!!!!!!!!!

DanMan111: My papi got fired!!!!!!!!!!!

chocobacon: Really?

DanMan111: YEAH!!!!!

DanMan111: Oh my.......

DanMan111: That suck

DanMan111: sucks*

chocobacon: it does

chocobacon: I'm sorry

chocobacon: TELL YOUR PAPI

DanMan111: I'm gonna have to work my ass off for this family now

chocobacon: Oh god

chocobacon: I know

chocobacon: I'm so sorry

chocobacon: ▲

chocobacon: ▲ ▲

chocobacon: ▲

chocobacon: ▲ ▲

DanMan111: And then one of my family members will get sick and then we will lose our money just to help my brother!!!!!!!1

chocobacon: Oh God...

chocobacon: PARODY!!!!!!!!

DanMan111: And then we won't have enough money to help him so i make a deal with the mafia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DanMan111: And i can't do my end of the deal so....

chocobacon: So.Much.Confuse

DanMan111: I am forced to join the mafia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DanMan111: And I get alot of money but they are using me and i know it

DanMan111: But in one of my jobs i saved the godfather so i become one of the high up guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

DanMan111: I pay off my debts and save my brother

DanMan111: But then my family finds out that i am in the mafia and threatens to call the cops if i don't leave

DanMan111: I don't wanna leave cause i get lots of money so therefore.... DanMan111: I kill them all

DanMan111: And back to work :D

DanMan111: But in the end i get betrayed by the godfather

DanMan111: He sends me on a special job on the docks and then they whack me

DanMan111: My own men whack me

DanMan111: But i managed to drag along two of my men with me

DanMan111: But in the end they won.

chocobacon: And that is the story of my birth

chocobacon: The end

DanMan11 : -"Daniel Reyes: The True Story"

DanMan111: (My papi never lost his job btw)

(The stuff that isn't in bold is not important)

akphenom: who knows the longest word

KissofDeath3: me

fredkc1: hllo

KissofDeath3: i saw it yesterday, has 30 letters

KissofDeath3: on a pepper spray can

Michealangelo: supercowafargilisticxpaladousious

fredkc1: hello

akphenom: wrong

Michealangelo: D:

KissofDeath3: what is it then

akphenom: here is the definition meaning volcanic ash in lungs

akphenom: now here is the word

geust666: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061113221628AAxlNn5

geust666: go there to see the chemicle name of titin

akphenom: pneumonoultramicroscpicsilicovolcanocon

geust666: puts that to shame

geust666:Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

geust666: then theres that

akphenom: not a word

geust666: yes it is

Michealangelo: im goin sumwer else

geust666: google it

Michealangelo: cya

wtfboy123: sry

akphenom: u find definition

wtfboy123: whos this

geust666: google sucks

geust666: nvm

fredkc1: rich the phon hangend up

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geust666: It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδοτεμαχοσελαχογαλεοκρανιολειψανοδριμυποτριμματοσιλφιοκαραβομελιτοκατακεχυμενοκιχλεπικοσσυφοφαττοπεριστεραλεκτρυονοπτοκεφαλλιοκιγκλοπελειολαγῳοσιραιοβαφητραγανοπτερύγων in the Greek alphabet...

geust666: It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word ... Liddell and Scott translate this as "name of a dish compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh, fowl, and sauces."

geust666: so what then

akphenom: no that word isnt used any more has spaces so that means seperate words

geust666: its still a fucking word

geust666: you ignorant scum

KissofDeath3: yeah get em@!!@

akphenom: yes it is BUT im talking about NOW

fredkc1: wtfboy anser me know or now

geust666: my word

geust666: is longer

geust666: your word

geust666: pneumonoultramicroscpicsilicovolcanocon

geust666: my word

geust666: pneumonoultramicroscpicsilicovolcanocon

geust666: pneumonoultramicroscpicsilicovolcanocon

geust666: copy and paste fail

akphenom: i said that

geust666Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

Dandrexis: shillzzergizngarbadagadagameyougoncarie there i win that word is off scary move 2 or 3

akphenom: how many ****in times do i have to say thats not a word no more

davidthaone: no

davidthaone: no????????????????

Adamalous: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Dandrexis: akphenom ur stupid when a word is a word its allways a word u cant say that a word is not a word anymore

davidthaone: what im talking about

Adamalous: FALCON PAWNCH!

Adamalous: FALCON KICK!

Adamalous: BLUUUUUE FALCON!

KissofDeath3: adam shut up no1 loves you

KissofDeath3: lol

akphenom: if it is not in the dictionary then fail

Adamalous: >:U

Adamalous: SHOW ME YA MOVES! FALCON PAWNCH!

geust666: akphenom you are ignorant

Dandrexis: ^

KissofDeath3: PICKKKKAAAAACHUUUU !

geust666: akphenom

geust666: find your word in the dictionary

akphenom: great another micheal jackson homo

chimchar994: micheal jackson is cool but i dont like him that much

Dandrexis: are u mocking the great micheal jackson

akphenom: it is in the oxford dictionary or something like that

geust666: give me proof

akphenom: listen HE IA A HOMO

KissofDeath3: dandrexis

KissofDeath3: if he was great he wouldnt have died like a nub

Dandrexis: How is Micheal Jackson a homo?

akphenom: HE ****S KIDS

geust666: diclaimer

Dandrexis: and dont say that he touched little boys becasue it was never proven and EVEN THE ****ING KIDS PARENTS CAME OUT AFTER HE DIED AND SAID HE NEVER TOUCHED HIM

geust666: hes allegedly raped kids

akphenom: AND PROOF IS THE DEFINITION MEANING VOLCANIC ASH IN THE LUNGS

geust666: akphenom: no that word isnt used any more has spaces so that means seperate words

geust666: you fail

akphenom: IS THAT Y HE WAS IN DEBT BECUZ HE ****ED KIDS

akphenom: YES IT IS USED STILL GO ASK A SPECIALIST DOCTOR AND DEFINITON HAS SPACES

cooljman10: hi

Dandrexis: akphenom ur ****ing stupid how old r u?

chimchar994: Dandrexis just ignor him and probaly 7

akphenom: 11 I HAD A SUB THAT USED TO BE A SPEACILIST

Shingamia: hey all

cooljman10: i made a new thing bcause i cuold not rember my account

chimchar994: welll im 12 and going through puberty so me and Dandrexis win :p

Dandrexis: ok your eleve dont even try and throw facts at me about micheal jackson when you and your little hissy fits come back when your balls drop

Shingamia: WHAT!!

Shingamia: what did he say about MJ?!

geust666: argument

chimchar994: OMG not this again\

geust666: dual argument actually

akphenom: fFOR THE LUV OF FUK SHUT UP ALREADY

geust666: me and him fighting about the longest word

chimchar994: this is oing to get worst

geust666: and him against everyone about mj

geust666: btw shin

geust666: akphenom is the most ignorant person you've ever shated with

Shingamia: i didnt want to prolong the argument i just wanted to rundown of the minutes

Shingamia: well what did he say? I'll be the judge of who is stupid

akphenom: i said this

Dandrexis: hes saying that micheal jackson is a bad performer and a homo because he says he rapped kids

Dandrexis: raped* i think

geust666: akphenom: great another micheal jackson homo

Shingamia: OMFG!!! WHO THE HELL ARE U!!

Shingamia: bad performer my ass

chimchar994: Dandresiz 2 things 1 want to be friends and 2. how old r u

akphenom: i didnt hate his songs just the way he acts

Dandrexis: im 15 and sure

Shingamia: y?

geust666: akphenom: listen HE IA A HOMO

geust666: akphenom: HE ****S KIDS

Shingamia: well aparently everyone else likes the way he acts

geust666: akphenom: IS THAT Y HE WAS IN DEBT BECUZ HE ****ED KIDS

Shingamia: you have no proof he rapped children

chimchar994: im like 3 years younger and i dont want to annoy u with my loud mouth so forget about it

Shingamia: and he was aquitted

chimchar994: im 12 not 3

akphenom: he was charred of rapping kids

Shingamia: and the man who accused MJ of rapping his kid just recently killed him self out of guilt

akphenom: he hanged his kids of a balcony

Dandrexis: OK JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS CHARGED FOR SOMTHIGN DOESENT MEAN THEY DID IT

Dandrexis: and that was only because he wanted to show the world his kids

akphenom: ask the little boys he met

Dandrexis: Learn to watch alittle news

KissofDeath3: id rather not

Dandrexis: the boys parents went on air and said he never touched there kid

Shingamia: well im gonna side with akp on the baby "dangling" not hanging

ruff666: u people r weird

Shingamia: that was pretty crazy

akphenom: well hold the kids like a normal person i know he wanted them to see his kids

Shingamia: well if you arent going to read the news for yourself down parade around with hearsay news

Shingamia: down-->dont*

Dandrexis: ^what he said

geust666: ^^^ what she said

hotgirl gets pwnd

hotgirl099: hey

TheDreadPirate: Heeyyyyyyyyyyy

hotgirl099: what up

TheDreadPirate: nuttn, u?

hotgirl099: the sky

Toxic10Gaming: ouch.

Toxic10Gaming: Burned.

TheDreadPirate: What chu talkin bout, Willis?

hotgirl099: my uncles lov that saying

TheDreadPirate: why does hotgirl have a pic of megan meier (the girl that killed herself) as her profile pic? (reply)

TheDreadPirate: What chu talkin bout, Willis?

Kristal321: bye people.

Toxic10Gaming: Seyah

To TheDreadPirate: to prove she is a girl duh

TheDreadPirate: bet she says that is her. (reply)

hotgirl099: who here nos immasexychick

TheDreadPirate: Hotgirl, are you really hot?

To TheDreadPirate: yo prove she is a girl fuh

geust666: HOTGIRL

geust666: it looks like your giving a bj on your avatar

TheDreadPirate: What chu talkin bout, Willis?

hotgirl099: look at the pic its from my b day

TheDreadPirate: that's you on your profile pic?

To TheDreadPirate: wait a minute

hotgirl099: yes

hotgirl099: brb

TheDreadPirate: see, told you. (reply)

To TheDreadPirate: lmao i found the picture on google images

TheDreadPirate: scroll down and you will see "her" profile pic. (reply)

hotgirl099: im back

geust666: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/19/article-1027554-01A8CC0700000578-804_233x342_popup.jpg

geust666: hot girl go there please

hotgirl099: y

geust666: its a picture of you

Toxic10Gaming: Lol

geust666: honestly

hotgirl099: i no i put it on there

geust666: its your avatar

hotgirl099: i put it on there

Toxic10Gaming: Hmm, onto Epic War for me then.

geust666: if anyone wants to know about hotgirl she is a victom of internet bullying

geust666: she killed her self

geust666: full story on http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1027554/How-cyber-bullies-drove-daughter-commit-suicide.html

hotgirl099: huh

Toxic10Gaming: O.O

geust666: im calling your bluff

geust666: go to that link its a article about a girl with your avatar killing her self

TheDreadPirate: http://www.news.com.au/technology/mum-indicted-in-myspace-teen-suicide-case/story-e6frfrnr-1111116356103

xshishio: wow hotgirl your a sick person to use a dead 15yr old's picture

hotgirl099: im really mad right now im leaving

geust666: bye

TheDreadPirate: well, our works done here (reply)