Atlas Park

Welcome to Atlas Park
NOTE: If you decide to be the worst, and add ten million paragraphs of useless inside-joke nonsense to this page, blebbeh will take it off. Short and sweet edits, please.

Park Rangers
Atlas Park is currently owner-less, we hope somebody steps up and takes the position.

JeniseS - Always absent when needed when absent. We love you, Jenise.

Allen42 - Also old, but without the cool-grandma charm that radiates off of Jen. We really love you, Jenise...

Froggis - Owns and resides in The Sky Bunker but still part of the family.

Rules

 * Get naked.
 * Don't spam, or be a dick. Enjoy yourself. Respect other users. All users are welcome.
 * While roleplaying is not against the guidelines, excessive roleplaying or cyber-flirting will be dealt with swiftly.
 * Limit virtual rape to PMs, no one needs to see all that. See above.
 * Have a set of balls, and some chest on your hair.

Oldies
superzack41, TTHelvianTT, Crockidile, Halofreak, kidongo and VinnyOfTheFunk are Atlas Park ex-regs, apparently with a great bunch of stories to tell.

Ryan1454 - Self-proclaimed regular for five years. Former member of the Midnight Crew.

skaren - Still around, like Ryan. Maestro of Lennyface.

News

 * We added a News section.
 * tree_fiddy is still a racist.
 * Happy New Years!
 * Grade school began attendance again, and roughly 95% of the room, thirteen year old tryhards, were wiped from existence.
 * Literally all of the Atlas crowd switched to wholly new people. Investigation is still running. How mysterious...
 * Royal family added! And kiki was here... Nobody likes her.


 * Morning: you usually get some of the more 'Mature' park goers, a few newbies mixed in. Also, tread carefully in the park during these hours, for it is when the wild JeniseS stalks her prey.
 * Early Afternoon: Basically the same as the morning, but a noticeably larger amount of non regs.
 * Noon: Have fun trying to have a sophisticated conversation at this time, until 6. This is when all of the low-IQ portion of Atlas burrows their home into our life. Jen is available (sometimes) to sort it out. Spammers galore.
 * 6PM - 6AM: Where all of the fun happens, everything from cults being formed, to massive orgies. The xXxGOODxXx regs are usually active now. Beware of trolls however.

THE QUEEN
♔blebbeh♔

If you frequent Atlas Park, you know blebbeh. Shrouded in mystery, she is the self-appointed chronicler of the happenings and personages of the room. She wrote most of what you read in the Wiki, and all of what you read when it comes to the users. Emotionless, uncaring and yet strangely captivating, blebbeh may inspire various conflicting feelings. This will make you want to lash out, a desire you should most definitely act on, for the entertainment of the room. Her favorite activities include wallowing in angst, shutting down your conversation about your feelings with her loud nihilism, and otherwise causing loss of hope in humanity.

THE KING
♕tree_fiddy♕

A quiet ruler, he silently and proudly watches upon the land of Atlas like a lion stalking his prey. While he may not be the most qualified leader, he takes this role proudly because of his sheer embodiment of the room; Whether it is racism, sexism, homophobia, or aggressively clever trolling, tree_fiddy is the king of the jungle. And if you disagree, I challenge you to attempt to best him at any of these. Do so at your own risk, however. Once you're in the belly of the beast, nobody else in the family will help you or provide you salvation.

THE PRINCE
♚standardstaples♚

While his existence on atlas might not totally be the product of blebbeh's efforts, we still like to think that he works under her influence, like a humanoid, physically-independent puppet. Leo is most likely the most sociable person here, considering he is willing to talk to you about basically anything, and doesn't mind speaking to you even if you're unbearably dumb. He is keen towards philosophy, but only his own, patent-pending philosophy; He both does and does not believe in time, emotions, love, and God... Except he most definitely does not believe in God. If you're confused, ask him about it. Especially if you're a pretty girl. Or an ugly girl. Just please, ladies, he's desperate...

THE ROYAL ADVISERS
۩JeniseS۩

All hail Jenise! Wise, down-to-earth, logical, while charming and affectionate all at the same time... If there is any embodiment of a god-tier human being, it would be Jenise. Whether it's being a #GILF, being irrationally attractive, having unlimited power over everyone you meet and everything you touch, or making it to the Early bird special at Denny's on time, Jen lives up to all of your wildest aspirations. In other words, you can only dream of being Jenise. Unfortunately, the most you will ever be able to even think of achieving is getting in on a steamy three-way between the two of you and her lovely, handsome, Errol Flynn-esque husband (except... not gay).

۩Allen42۩

All hail Allen!... Well, we tried. Allen is another wise figure in the room, while perhaps less liked than our Madonna (see above) (note: we respect Jenise both as the Christian Madonna, and as the hit pop-star Madonna). He is on less, but is perhaps more proficient when he is. His response time to injustices in the cold, unsafe room of Atlas is a mere amount of seconds, while to our other mod it requires a few minutes, as well as a younger relative to help her out. It is even rumored that Allen, while still old, is maybe young enough to still relate to the rest of the room in the more youngster-ish subjects discussed throughout the day... But you didn't hear it from me!

THE INQUISITOR
☣Blanc_Noir☣

Noir, what can we even begin to say about you? I'm even almost hesitant to say anything at all, in fear that if I cross a line with my words, Noir will come to me in my sleep and do unspeakable and inappropriate things to me. While this is definitely a risk, it is one of the more rare punishments that Noir deals out daily. The most common: Absolute and total verbal annihilation in the Atlas Park chatroom. It is fair to say that deciding to get into an argument with Ashleigh is like skipping to the final boss level in a game you've never played before. While her usual prey include trolls, spammers (this should be motivation enough to not be an asshole in chat), and people with any shred of self esteem at all, she could snap at just about anyone for just about anything... It's best to just pretend like you can't hear her and back out of the room slowly.

THE KNIGHTS
♞stinkbomb350♞

Our black knight of Atlas Park (not a race thing). Even if some days, you feel like he's just downright bullying you, or that he's just calling you a waste of oxygen for the hell of it, you should remember that he is, and always will be, a Chaotic Good character in our unconventional family. If he's mad at you, it's because you did something, whether it be type "at the speed of Asia", or say something that was blatantly too stupid to even graze the rock-bottom standards of this room. If you see an argument arising, he is there, in the front lines. He likes to keep it relatively quiet, clean, and for the median IQ of the conversations to get to at least 100... This will never happen, at least, not while he's alive, but everyone can dream. His jimmies are easily rustled, so make sure you don't inflate your ego, or tell him his kid is a piece of shit... Trust me. Experience.

♘WilliamTheBest1♘

You would think the presence of a White Knight in Atlas Park would be welcomed and celebrated... But if you ever spent any time there, or had any crumb of sense, you would know that this shit doesn't fly with the rest of us. If you forget everything but one thing about Will, you should remember that he isn't, never was, or never will be a mod, or an admin; Despite this, Will's best hobbies are making the Kongregate equivalent of "citizen's arrests", disregarding the presence of a mute button, and telling everyone in an argument that they sound like children, even though he has no idea what we're talking about, because he read none of it. Trust me, it pains me to put him on the wiki... But, for the sake of comedy, here he is. #killwill2k15

♞ValeyardKnight♘

Ah, Vale! It's a real breath of fresh air to have someone in this room who isn't either trying to get into your no-no zone, or telling you that nobody loves you. He's a real, respectable gentleman, and not a phony fedora-tier gentleman, like Will (#killwill2k15- get it trending!). He's not often, and he comes on for shorts amounts of time, but we're all sure that this is because he's a very busy and productive citizen of the Earth, unlike the other hundred-something of us. He's friends with the mods, and it's a little bit of a challenge to get close to him, but it's a real treat to have him around wen you do. I'd love to put something snarky and playful-insulting here about Vale, but I can't... ValeyardKnight is void of all criticisms! Bow before him!

THE POPE
†iMeds†

The old, lame Pope who quit, not the adorkable, cool-with-gay-people Pope... Okay, maybe that's a little harsh. We still don't know where Meds stands on molesting altar-boys, so we can't really compare him to any of the IRL Popes. Meds is the apple pie American family man, with two kids and a wife that he can only describe as literally the most attractive female gendered organism in the entire Universe. He's dedicated to his faith as a Christian, although we don't know which denomination... I dare you to ask him, but continue with caution; There is a fifty-fifty chance when you ask him any question about his religion that he'll get incredibly offended, tell you not to attack his beliefs, and mute you for a day. But fear not! Others know how you feel if he mutes you. Hell (no pun intended), he'll probably off me for the rest of my life just for writing this bio!

THE JESTER
❉FirstBloodKiller❉

And you thought we liked William the Least! You see, the fact that FBK is even on here, let alone that he's the Jester, might make you believe that we like him enough to consider him a reg, or that he's funny in any way whatsoever. Trust me, you need to ignore that belief. The way that jesters work is that they come into your party, make a total and complete fool of themselves, throw a few attempted disses at the hosts, and then people throw rotten food and feces at them until they leave. Similarly, this is how we see FBK in our room. You will often find him begging the mods to silence him. But he'll never beg twice...

THE PEASANTS
◆ranushy◆

We thought briefly about making ranushy the jester, but we decided against it. There are a few people who do enjoy ran's (or nushy's) presence in the room, and she isn't completely insufferable, nor does she insult anyone she comes across. She is a Middle Eastern-American 14 year old girl who is very faithfully Muslim. There is a magical little innocence to her, and she very rarely uses curse words (besides the N-word, ouch). Even if she did, it would be difficult to find through the flood of smiley-face emotions. However, as it is with many children of her age, get on her bad side and she will do everything in her power to make your day slightly annoying. EVERYTHING.

◆Sywn◆

Trust me, Sy is absolutely infuriated with the fact that every time I put him on the Wiki, I talk mad shit, or put him in the 'Peasants' category... But I'm gonna do it anyway! Sy is on often during the daytime, but doesn't talk much, unless he's trying to attract his delicacy of choice; annoying, insufferable 13 year old girls that accidentally stumble their way into his cage. There's no denying that he's a ladies' man, if you take into consideration that his efforts get more desperate and creepy as the minutes of quality time with him pass. Let this be a warning; If you have female genitalia, or even identify as female, I suggest that you keep a distance. Or don't. He's a compliment machine.