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Quotes:

 * EVERYBODY EDITS THIS WIKI, ALTAR.
 * tackle hugs n dogpiles ppl when in a crazy mood*-HAR80
 * gets out my wi wi sword-HAR80
 * WHAT U GONNNA DO WHEN THE ASYLUM MANIACS RUN WILD ON U???? - HAR80
 * RISE ABOVE HATE-harriwar
 * I WANT A HUG!!!!- FaerieHunter
 * YOU TOOK MY MUFFIN! hey, wait a minute. i had am muffin for a foot.....*clunk* Ow! -Brony_and_proud
 * Leotid Today Has Declare Himself King Leonidas which King of King in the Just Chatting- RickW6
 * "I AM THE ORACLE OF DARKNESS, FEAR ME!!"- Numnum47
 * "Yes, Num, you are my Oracle, so tell me the damn future already!"-leotid
 * I AM A BLOODY GIRL!-harriwar
 * professorbananas: Did i kill chat? carcuss35: Yes .-. professorbananas: YAY FINALLY!!!!
 * removed for copyright
 * "I'm glad to be In Asylum, Its a happy gleeful place with.... UDON NOODLES!"- Meeleemazeria
 * "DOGGYPILE!!!*faceplants floor 2 start it*" - Bloodfairy
 * "I am so lost......Like usual...."-Numnum47
 * "sluks in corner"-wingedw0lf
 * "winged get the hell out of the corner"
 * "trying to get wolfy out of his corner"-Krish123456789
 * Meow DAMNIT!! -Numnum47
 * EATS DEAD BABIES!*-ZombieNinjaClown
 * "Beware most ppl in Asylum love 2 hug and get hugs"- HAR80
 * "I Edited The Wiki What Do I win?"- PumaThePet
 * "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly." -random_emo.
 * "Why dont you Scidadle and act like the bitch you are, and suck a cock eh?-Numnum47
 * "I like pie" -Mrkebab
 * -____________________- *slurred*Never put your mouth on a taffy stretcher. I learned the hard way.
 * "I never thought I'd love being insane so much" -Dragon4444
 * "john madden is king of the moon" -joltman067
 * "Everything is insane in asylum, you'll get confused trying to catch up on the chats" -JaHaYa
 * "Mess with me and ill slowly cut ur balls off with a rusty butter knife" -BloodFairy
 * "Free mushrooms for all." - Mrkebab
 * "Im just going to go to the store"- Snailliker
 * "Why Did you have to kill me like that?"- Numnum47
 * "EMP INCOMING!!!"- ShadowVarmint
 * "Came back from my wild rage and coming back to asylum!! hope y'all can forgive me!!!" - Walnutguy15
 * "I'm Geoff. Dont go in my garage.." - Sthenotech
 * "Where'd my foot go?" - Baconator829
 * Meow :3 -Numnum47
 * "Make sure you kill one of MARIAN1's kids when he's in here! It pisses him off. REAL BAD." -primrose74
 * I see **** Being horribly HORRIBLY Raped by Tentacles........With no Cencor bar.... -Numnum47
 * "bngJGSyougiuhighIUGIUguigYUGs89^&4r867Rt Sorry there was a spider =D its dead now MUHAHAHAHA!!!" -StaticDemon
 * "I define people here in groups: -lunatics: must be taken care off, insane -docters: must take care, insane -visitors: insane" ~Nyvrem
 * "Don't listen to Tim... or Horse.. they dont have anything nice to say. and it really is Drags corner.. just because a guy goes into a coma doesnt mean you can take it away." -Gorgontech
 * Who am I? I am The POOF MAGE!-Numnum47
 * "Doctor: starandgold is now officially psycho. He needs to go to Asylum." -starlight74
 * "Would any of you like some cabbage with your fish pie?" -HappyAlcoholic
 * " A down up. A down up. Remember it well." - Death_Toll
 * "This Isn't how you do a 69..." - The_Danger
 * " Bipolor? Hellno! It's called, Asylum brand." - Holyblitz
 * "I'm the creepy uncle nobody wants their kids to know about." -Simga_One
 * "So a spiritual bear is in a eagles ass?"- TheTaco2 (or Chuck Norris Jr.)
 * "So what exactly do you guys talk about in here?" "We discuss the finer points of philosophy, seek to increase our intelligence via respectable debate, and enjoy the sweet musings of Beethoven. Naw, nigga, we bitch and moan about just about everything, yell at people, and.. Yeah, that's about it. Welcome to Asylum. Aptly named." -Sigma_Zero
 * "XD" -xXmaddie96Xx
 * 'I really don't give a shit about this reg stuff :P' -Echo_Shora
 * "Sto-mach: Stoner Machine" -Scrubmachine
 * "It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy, but I assure you that it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are instead filled with raisins." -Sigma_Zero
 * Where is these padded cells :O - theomen5

iBot Age
The name of Asylum used to be Ineptitude. It was a brilliant and fruitful era of meaningful discussions on things such as piracy and dead squirrels. The room's name changed into Asylum in early February 2011. Some people say that iBot did this because iBot wanted the chat room to get more new users, via its higher place on the list.

In early March, when iBot stopped coming to Asylum, it descended into chaos. It was a mod-free zone, so the Ineptitudians had to fight the many trolls that soon arrived. They found it was a hopeless conflict, and deserted their beloved homeland for other chats, namely Ant Hill and Babylon. New people came to the room, who had to fight with the trolls who still hadn't left the room. When the trolls were gone, the Asylimites went on a rampage and trolled and spammed many rooms.

Chrisrandomness Age
People realised that iBot would never return and wanted a new room owner. Chrisrandomness asked if the Asylumites liked him as the new room owner. The next day he became the Room Owner of Asylum. After Chris became the new owner on 31 Decembre 2011, many trolls stopped coming into Asylum. One of the first things he did, was adding the RP rule to the room description. After a while the Ants of Ant Hill declared a 'war' on Asylum. Sometimes they came to Asylum and spammed a bit. They didn't spam very much, until one day. On February the 19th 2012 many Ants came to Asylum and spammed, so the people of Asylum went to Ant Hill and spammed there too. Two mods came (who joined the side of Ant Hill) and silenced the people of Asylum. Since then the people of Asylum and Ant Hill are talking about peace. The spamming stopped because Remo brought out the bugspray. Mods didn't join Asylum as much as before any more, so the Roleplayers could roleplay without getting worried of the mods. This made the RP rule out of use, which caused more Roleplayers to join the chat room.

A Brief History by Wormyish
{C}The way I remember it, was not romantic or dramatic, but a series of subtle changes.

First, when I came to Asylum, it was crazy, and there was no rp, none, at all.

I came less than a month after Intepitude had its name changed. I had visited Intepitude, but wasn't really a regular.

Long story short, I counter-trolled, because I was good at it, ridding the room of most trolls, (I was also an asshole) and allowing the room to be comfortably inhabited by other people.

I fought with some people for control of the room, most notably wolfhaak, (we still hate each other) eventually I won, but many people hated me after that. wolfhaak was for roleplay where I wasn't, and all the roleplayers seemed to come all at once.

I was once voted pesident of Asylum and was greatly respected, sadly no longer true, as I truly wanted what was best for Asylum. I once enjoyed roleplay, but now hate it because I personally think it is rather immature.

A few people got unhappy and eventually I was replaced by dragon4444, who was loved because of the fact that he was for roleplay where I wasn't.....again.....

Sometimes we would take our alternate accounts an go on Asylum raids, Altar and I went quite often, often shouting how good Asylum was and saying stupid things, having fun all the while.

After dragon4444 went into a coma I was all but forgotten, and Asylum went into a slow and random setting, therein roleplay and drama ran wild.

Eventually Chrisrandomness came on, stayed for a while, and I never liked it, eventually I left, and moved to Chocolate Hostage, where I stayed for little over a month, came back, and Chris and I became friends.

Asylum has never quite been the same with mods regularly visiting, but I hasn't really changed for the better, nor the worse.

A Brief History by Harriwar
So there i was, i had just made myself an account and was ready to become an asylumite, but little did I know that my life would be changed (or alter'd.....get it....oh never mind) forever.

when I joined the wars between asylum and anthill where in there last streches. I,thinking this was normal, joined in with many raids of anthill.

But when i came on one day, HAR80(and someone else whose name escapes me) had managed to stop the wars (only god knows how) and I was realitavly annoyed.

But as I settled into normal life in asylum, I quickly realised that har with 1 R had done what was best for asylum. He had done what he thought was right for asylum and it had worked out okay.

I can imagine if they had not managed to stop the wars what it would be like today. It would be a war savaged room with trolls every where and generally making evryone's life a living hell.

So after that asylum was and is a relatively mad place but mods are mainly respected and rp is kept to a minimum when mods are there. There sometimes is a few scraps or fights here and there from old disagrements but a relatively small amount of new lasting disagrements are made. Generally its just a nice place to be.

The History of the "Single Corner"
In Asylum there is one corner. Only one. Thats just the way it is. This corner is a main hub in Asylum and is essential to the room. It has a very long and complicated history. Well...not really, but that sounds coolz so it's staying.

The corner of Asylum's origin is unknown, but the first clear recording of it was back when Ibot technically controlled Asylum, but it was really owned by dragon4444 who was a good ruler and kept trolls away for a good amount of the time. dragon4444 (who, from this point onward will be referred to as drag) spent a lot of time in the corner, costumizing it and making it his own. While others were sent to the corner (at this period in time RP was unresticted) it stayed drag's corner. Until one fateful day when it was bombed and destroyed. Drag mourned the loss of his corner, but still claimed it as his own.

And so Drag's corner existed, and was frequented by many people in Asylum. But then, for personal reasons not to be discussed here, Drag left Asylum for a period of time. During that time, Asylum changed very much, and the 'Corner War' started, and ever since then, there have been many different claims of ownership over this almost revered corner in Asylum.

Then, Drag came back, and he claimed his corner he first to claimed. This caused some issues among some people in Asylum who claimed the corner while Drag was gone, such as tnttimmy (from this point on referred to as timmy) among others. Timmy believes that the corner is his, and refuses to give it up. There are people in Asylum who believed that Drag should have his corner, one being wormyish (from this point on referred to as wormy) and another being Ninja_Chick (from this point on referred to as ninja). Opposingly some, such as primrose74 (from this point on referred to as prim) felt that Drag lost ownership of the corner.

Theeen they settled it and so apparently they share the corner now...

 NOTE TO READERS!!!!!

'''NO TOUCHY THIS SECTION UNLESS I (see person below) SAY SO!!! And the renovations or w.e are done. Someone tell altar i say heyz. xD'''

{C}This history was recorded by: Britz123 (aka brit, britz, or britze. NOT BRITZY!! IF YOU MUST KNOW WHY GOOGLE BRITZY DEFINITION!!!). If you've got any questions or want to edit something, you have to ask her first, (or you can tell altar to ask me...im not really on much anymore...)

National Anthem
The National Anthem was composed by the great composer XxNooNgaXx. There used to be a 'hatred of Ant Hill' part in the Anthem. Since we have peace with Ant Hill, we had to remove the sentence.

♪We are Asylumites forever.

We like to be protective and when we come across trolls,

We kick them out.

We have made many groups, and our groups are awesome.

There are many awesome people in the best room of all,

Which is Asylum!

When there are discussions, Asylum always resolves them.

When you want to find the most awesome people in Kongregate,

Asylum is the place to be!

Asylum!♪

Rules

 * 1) Please be respectful. That means no trolling, spamming, attention-whoring or just being a dickhead.
 * 2) If there is a mod in the room and they ask you to not do something, you should bloody listen to them.
 * 3) Bring plenty of pie (Preferably pie flavored).
 * 4) Read the Behavior Guidelines and don't be too cheeky.
 * 5) Don't leave any form of booze out on the counter. RemoWilliams will steal it.
 * 6) Roleplaying is allowed on the weekends only, this means Saturday and Sunday. Going by GMT time.

Owner of Asylum
Chrisrandomness Current Owner of Asylum. 100% Evil now with 50% more man boobage.

Semi-Regular Mod
RemoWilliams Magical drunk Mod. Possess a multitude of drunken alts. Official room sweeper.

Kwadwo195
The protector of Asylum []

AltarBozdag Has the sexiest mustache ever known. &lt;- Maintains the Asylum wiki

Wormyish one of, if not the oldest regular of Asylum &lt;- Former Troll King (Just Trolling)

XxNooNgaXxA nice person and the composer of the greatest song in the world. THE ASYLUM ANTHEM!

TheButler777 Basicly works as asylums butler, knows a lot more then what he lets on and usualy just sips tea

Bleedingmoon412 Has the most awesome moon name known to Asylum.

awesomedragon17The awesome, mysterious jedi knight of Asylum.

brizz59 Rawr

Har80 Is the craziest person in asylum n is waiting fo all challangers. Is asylum male stripper, wi wi sword fighter n a demon aswell n some other characters. Also known as "Troll buster" of asylum.

Wolfman216

RareMoon Despite her name, she's actually a common sight

Meeleemazeria Her first name is Fey

PumaThePet That One Guy With No Life Who Is Here Every Day &lt;3 Puma ^_^

leotidYour average Fox-wolf-lion Shifter. God of the Shadows and Darkness. Num is my Oracle!

Threadcount

MARIAN1 LoverBoy

0arcane0

AliceTheZombie You're Welcome

StaticDemon Satan/Gatan

Starwarsdurge

milomike

tnttimmy Call me Tnt. Also, I'm a shifter and if u hate rp, I hate you

Gorgontech Call me Gorg

britz123 is annoyed that whenever i type kongregate into the browser it takes me to the wiki...seriously..stop

llAnonymousll

starlight74

Nicolas95014 - Solution to all your problems is to lurk more or drink alcohol, both work.

Alostpuppy Nick,The guy who has Muffins And Vodka

ZombieNinjaClown a girl ;p

VVolfy non offical punchbag apparently

The_Danger

lycanmaya The resident werewolf.

Death_Toll- Bearer of the Red Hammer and Red Sickle

FairyThePet - I AM LORD OF RP *breathes fire as I juggle daggers and kick a bear*

Sigma_Zero/Simga_One/SimgaWe are what may be the only voice of logic in this hellhole we call home. We like alts.

DarkDrake55 *facepalm*

kirstara The room's stoner and goth badazz

professorbananas &lt;-- a sociopath with a good imagination... :)

PazDaemon

xXmaddie96Xx

spinertt: the sexiest man alive. Prepare to become blind from my sexiness. :')

Numnum47All that is know is that he is the only expert Poof Mage and that he is the Oracle of Darkness.

anharu

AshlynnTheCat I carry random tacos and build pillow forts. Nuff said.

rasa13 Is mentally retarded %)

harriwar well................THERE'S a moose in the barn and there's hay in the moose and ther'e lice in the hay an*cough cough* sorry

WonderfulWorld

Ichigo_Mew  Man only lives once.....Neko-Human Hyrids however, live nine times, so I have no worries! <3  (tabster97 is MINE! no one elses!!) ^-^

yoshiyoushaa : The first man to become a warden, initated by mejr, but was then removed by remowilliams, also the first man to go up against a mod and win thanks to the room backing me (the mod is RemoWilliams )

Marcshark : PANPOWER

tabster97 : Steampunk with his Legendary Handheld Sledgehammer Cannon.

Ex-Regulars
These people used to be the regulars in Ineptitude (Old name of Asylum). Most of the Ex-Regulars went to Babylon.

iBot

Fgfgfg

Pokerhappy

Elcarim

Airumas

Its_Ruth

Turkey116

Sabretoothtiger

GibsonLP93

Gevock

Jclements

PrivateDancer

Kinky_Cat

Cangelgirljess

RebelScum

MoonGobler5858

Rebellion8

Wing007

T3hd0n

Chelsey2

Deathbringer23

Ninja_Seahorse

Henderson

Crazykiller14

pathetisad

Tw33zer510

nate2165

Random stuff
If you are bored, type some stuff on this section of the wikia.

If you do not know what random stuff is we give you an example: A DOUBLE 3!!! I get 2 grain and 1 iron.

anyone vote this as the new anthem? It's an awesome song :3 ~professorbananas

Numnum47 Say's Meow :3- Numnum47

I WANT A QUOTE! :( Akim sais hai

LYRICS TO MY SONG


 * cough* WELLLLLLLL there's a moose in the barn and there's hay in the moose and there's lice on the hay and there's bacteriea on the lice and there's elements in the bacteria and there's atoms in the elements and there's electrons in the atoms AND WE ALL SING FIDDLE DE DE *pant pant*

debs, I'm waiting for you &lt;/3


 * The cow sez moo
 * The duck sez qwauuaak qwak ARGH HOW TO WRITE A DUCK'S NOISE D: ..........quack?.....
 * Sorry sir, but my mouth ate my homework
 * Stuff seen above here posted by Nyvrem... is it?  of course!  how you know? CAUSE I SAY SO yes it is ~Nyvrem
 * New tune for the anthem?
 * Nay, I propose yet another anthem.

Finally, someone edits the wikia ~AltarBozdag &lt;(I EDIT IT ALTAR!!! (I=britz123) U JUST ALWAYS CHANGE IT BACK!!!!! DX DX DX DX DX DX ) I do enjoy editing.. -Simga

A brief poem from your lord and god of RP... *ahem*... Roses are red, bullets are lead, if you do not obey me, I'll shoot you in the head... ---FairyThePet (A.K.A. Fairy) "Ranged projectiles are ineffective." -SIGMA Unit 0173B

faerie T_T a bullet will not harm me, as you can see, i can shatter things like glass merely by looking at them. EXAMPLE: *stares at a tv with JB on it and my eyes turn electric blue/green with streaks of purple in them and then the tv, and JB (and altar), all shatter like glass*-- professorbananas

Why altar? I dont like him. why not? He wont let me keep anything on the wiki. But this is still here. ....GO DIE IN A DITCH!!!! Hey I was just saying....

CRAP I LOST MY CRAYON AGAIN!!!!

Hehehehe i haz teh crayon!


 * ^ who said that????

Nyvrem~"sdrawkcab" :ti llac I ,noitcerid wen a detnevni I syug yeH

If i am right if you look below you see a group of hamsters, if you recognise them: they were in today's soup.


 * Dear tnttimmy,

GIVE ME MY CORNER BACK!

with love~ Dragon4444


 * drag u can hav ur corner back. im basically done on kong although ill b on from time to time~tnttimmy


 * I Haz StarAndGolds Hamster And Its Immortal So If He Wants It Back Hell Haz To Take it :D (PumaThePet)


 * I HAZ TEH EVIL GERBIL EVERONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 * "13 people die every year by vending machines falling on them"-RafferJaff- "sweet...what a way to go!"-wingw0lf-
 * To all those who still dont get the message "imma girl" this is to you..........I AM A GOD DAMN MOTHER F***ING GIRL!!!!!!...... Thank you for your time..=D - StaticDemon
 * hey! so am i! minus the "god dam motherf***ing" part... -professorbananas
 * I HAVE THE CLOSET AND WILL PUT YOU IN THERE WITH JB

Love, starlight74 Mooooooooo Coooooooows ~StaticDemon ♥
 * O_O *shoots JB in the face and then stabs him in the neck with a fork throws him into a lava pit and cut his face off and feeds it to wild animals and then stabs him in the neck with a fork again* -NEVER STARLIGHT!

"Roses are red..
 * STAY OFF MEH CLOUD YOU FREKS thx i ♥ u =)
 * ...... *sits on the cloud*
 * I LOVE YOU MOTHER TRUCKERS!!!
 * i have the rope and whip........... who took the Handcuffs??? -StaticDemon
 * Altar is hot -AltarBozdag &lt;- lies!! XD
 * WE NEED MORE DOCTERS ~Nyvrem
 * I HAZ TEH.... teh whuuuuuut? ~meeleemazeria
 * Star, how dare you to add your name above mine! -AltarBozdag
 * WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-ShadowVarmint
 * Day of Arrows &lt;- Something awesome
 * i haz a question: Wheres the cookies?
 * who said noose?-wingedw0lf
 * All your base are belong to us. Resistance is futile, control has been assumed.
 * I ate some ones foot..... whos missing theirs? -Stats

Violets are blue..

I have a gun..

NOW GET IN THE VAN."

You may have a gun, BUT I HAVE A SHADOW PISTOL!!!! -anonymous (not IIAnonymousII)

You may have a shadow pistol, but I have three inches of titansteel and BASS Cannons. Whatchu gunna do?

You may have three inches of titansteel and bass canons, but i can send you to hell if i push this button on my shadow pistol &gt;:) and dont say you live in hell, because then you would be lying.

We do not live in hell, because hell doesn't exist. Even if it did, our weaponry is superior to theirs.

MY NAME IS SIGMA_ZERO. AND I

HATE

BABIES!

^ no he doesnt. Im kidding he does. no im not he doesnt. naw im kiding he does

STOP ERASING EVERYTHING I ADD ALTAR &gt;:( AND YOU PPL NEED TO STOP COMING INTO MY WEAPON VAULT UNINVITED!!!! THERE ARE 18 FREAKING LOCKS!!!! (Including an anti-teleporting lock) AND WHY DID HAYLEY WILLIAMS TIE 4 DUDES UP IN PA- i mean HER BASEMENT???? (if you dont know, you are correct, because i dont know either XD)

^^^ There are actually 27 locks, and I stored a few items in there, as well as linked it to the Main Cavern. -Simga_One

you obviously haven't read my profile, nor the rantings I randomly throw into chat when someone tries intrude my weapon vault, and I have counted them. 18... Oh, and I was wondering what those toys were, but I threw them outside, and I cut off that entrance years ago, so you're way behind.

You may think so, but we are rather two steps ahead. We have disguised many entrances into your weapon vault. -R47195-185

MY NAME IS ZOEY. AND I

AM

AN

ARCANE WITH A WEAPON VAULT AND AN ENCHANTED HARP :3 (and an enchanted tree.... )

And if you broke that seal down, i'll be right back....

I don't think i am ready for regulars page, even though my lettuce slice is bigger then theirs!- TheTaco2

^ what?

Altar said it hasn't been edited for a week. Allow me to fix that.

Omnomnomnonomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom DarkDrake55 :D

looks like this hasnt been edited for a bit. Sigs BTW i love it when you dont make perfict raisen bread in the ovens at microwave hall. cuse the bubbles always smell like pie and the fish sing when you do. BTW Again. FISH STICKS. - Aggie

HELLO! hehehehe its luna2119 and i am super sick yet happy!!! YAY!