Pride

Pride
Pride is a chatroom on Kongregate, named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

The room itself seems to attract drama like shit attracts flies; due to its consistently low usercount it is one of the prime dumping grounds for Kong virgins, who generally incur the ire of Pride's jaded and acerbic cast of regulars.

Rules
Pride, unlike many other chatrooms, does not squirm under the bootheel of a continual moderator presence; as such, abuse, sexual harassment and good old-fashioned idiocy are common, and in some cases encouraged. However, certain members will seek to enforce a certain set of adhoc rules, generally by bawling the living shit out of you if you step out of line:


 * NO ROLEPLAYING

The most universally accepted rule, and the most strictly enforced. Put works between asterisks at your peril, idiot.


 * If you have numbers in your username, you're probably a tool.

'Numbernamers', as they are colloquially called, are generally looked upon with derision, if not ignored entirely. Some exceptions exist; Adiodude55 and CoreyTaylor666 get by solely because they're relatively pleasant company, but they are rare souls indeed.


 * You will disclose your cup/penis size on demand.

A long-held tradition. HOW BIG R UR TITZ LOL

The Pridemates
A comprehensive list of the itinerant misfits who have made their mark on this dank cesspit, one way or another. Some stuck around, some did not; all should be venerated, yet loathed.

0600Hours


 * Not too bright, but he's at least smart enough to know it. Has a Chuck Norris avatar. (AWOL)

blu3b3rry


 * Call her Van and nothing but fucking Van, buddy. (AWOL, supposedly undergoing extended hospital care. Wish her the best.)

Disasterbation


 * Hyper-cynical English bisexual manic depressive alcoholic. (Prone to getting banned)

GBros


 * The elder GBros. Wannabe flash game developer. He's only on Kong to chat, and is seeking intellectual stimulation. He rarely, if ever, finds it. (Currently serving in the US Army and despises the 'New Pride': reappearance unlikely)

GBros_S


 * The other GBros. Claims he was the original GBros until his account was hijacked. He probably wants to make love to you. Currently attempting to rebuild the Pride he once knew, with limited success.

KORKAS


 * Pride's resident Canadian. Is on a neverending search for the official gay chat room, so Pride is close enough. (AWOL)

Postalmo


 * One of the original Pridemates, he has been in Pride longer than you've been alive. A mysterious man, indeed.

PsyClone411


 * One of the few number-namers accepted in Pride, he is known for his slightly disturbing fetish for Asian women. (AWOL)

Saberioninja


 * Your average 15 year old male. Also a fledgeling game developer. Hopefully it won't completely suck. (Appearances rare at best)

Cali17


 * HAI!!!!!!!!^^ Likes exlamation marks, and LOVES L and yaoi. (Ditto)

darkklown


 * Friendly when it suits him, and unintentionally funny while... ahem... medicated. Don't confuse him for a juggalo because of his name. (AWOL)

dzmttsh


 * Call him dz. No further information is currently available. (AWOL)

Ed_Norton


 * Claims to be world-renowned actor Ed Norton, and has a penchant for expressing his approval or disapproval of things. (Appearance sporadic, but the man has a busy filming schedule)

gamer177

A cuban with a persian sword, he's "deadly", and always up till the hours of dawn. One of the oldest people in Pride until some idiots came and forced him and some other orginals to find new shelter. He's back ;). (No he isn't)

HellsSerenade

Comes and goes as he pleases.Get in a fight with him and you're probably going to lose. (AWOL)

HundredAndFour


 * Has a litany of music playlists. Rarely chats except to insult the intellectually devoid. (AWOL)

IzzyTyler44

Mykylo
 * She is one of the oldest Pridemates in Pride, she was the one who lasted through all the dumb crap. Likes to give nicknames.... well if she thinks you're cool. (AWOL)

She's Tenacious D’s and I’m In The Band’s #1 fan! She can out quote anyone when it comes to their movies, shows, and songs. Seriously, if you get her started she doesn't stop. You’ve been warned. She's awesome. (Shut the fuck up)

naptiem

He lieks to take naps. He also tells amazing blow-your-head-off stories of magic and wonder! (AWOL)

rachela

Utterly deranged 12 year old who seeks to mould Pride in her own twisted image. Ignore her.

TheRubberDrapes
 * Cool bitch.

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rehm123
 * EEEEEEMOOOOOOOO (AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)

Ultra-conservative military-obsessed fuckwit. Clamours for attention. Tolerated barely, probably she has decent tits.

topsup

Donny Soldier and Beiber-haired internet hearthrob. Argues with Disasterbation about who lives in the biggest shithole.

Spaghedeity

A controversial figure indeed. (Has a hardon for Greed, for some reason)

An Important Aside
'''Rachel, Pride is not your support group, or your fantasy land. Please stop ruining things for everyone. Pride was once great; in it's heyday it was gloriously anarchic, and its influence and notoriety spread from room to room like a virus. Let it be great again.'''

Also, Spag is a fag lolololol