Didactic Fractals

Didactic Fractals is a room on Kongregate. It is arguably the best room in the whole website. It consists of Didactic Fractals, a good example being Marh, the owner of the room. Each Didactic Fractal (known as 'Fractals' room owner also has their own lucky charm in which they can access all of the secrets of Kongregate. We earned 4th place in a forum vote, but I think they just counted wrong.

= Moderators = The owners of the banhammer.

Regular Moderators

 * Marh

The owner and creator of Didactic Fractals. Is often on, though is sometimes AFK, which often pisses off regs. He is arguably the best moderator on Kongregate and is known to have multiple personalities.


 * aenh

The painfully quiet co. moderator, who created the name 'Didactic Fractals'. Is much more intelligent and behaved than probably any other user in Didactic Fractals, or even on Kongregate.



Visitor Moderators
Active visitors include:


 * elGrifo (Normal room: Scribbles)


 * MrRubix (Normal room: Arcane Coding)

= Notable Regulars =

A complete regular list is yet to be made, for now this is all we can come up with:


 * Marh (Master of The Banhammer)
 * aenh (Co. mod)
 * Nerdy_n_White (Well-respected)
 * Moogle21376 (Dr. I-Hate-Trolls with added awesomeness)
 * LawlExuberance (Her name is Michelle and she has a crayon :D [ ]__(Michelle)__]>)
 * Starfly (Is a GUY)
 * ctg9000 (Or am I?)
 * gamergod (God... of... games?)
 * MindlessGirl (Ms. Popular)
 * Jonathan_Boyd008 (... Spammer?)
 * armydudejg789 (He's the army dude, amiright?)
 * Pokemonman44 (STFU)
 * newdude15 (Not exactly well educated, but really nice)
 * soulman95 (He'll stick to you)
 * kirby_dude (He's a little dude that can kick your ass)
 * zombinekiller (Anti-religions, anti-zombie)
 * LOSTMOON (Hates elGrifo)
 * hellfang50 (Got nominated for modship?)
 * Chuck Norris! (Warning: He has a roundhouse kick)
 * And many, many others...

= Policies = Rawr, obey le policy! >:O

Trolls and Spammers
If you feel you need to troll, don't. If you feel you need to spam, don't. If you feel you need to be annoying and disruptive, don't. Marh usually follows the 'three silence' rule, and aenh is generally a bit more laid back, very quiet, and/or AFK. If no mods are around, modfriend will be called.

Modfriend
Use it.

= Didactic Fractals =

Being the official religions of Kongregate, Didactic Fractalism's home room is Didactic Fractals (believe it or not).

About
Didactic Fractalism is a religion created by aenh and Marh. Didactic Fractalism. followers hail YALORT (Corresponding to the element of Earth and the tempremant Phlegmatic), Lumia (commonly called Bast) (Corresponding to the element of Air and the tempremant Sanguine), Cthulhu (Corresponding to the element of Water and the tempremant Melancholic), and lastly Fullmage (Corresponding to the element of fire and the tempremant Choleric)



Sytem of Level
New followers are neophytes. Old(er) members are ostiaries. Somewhat-established and possibly OLDER members can be ranked up to acolytes. High-established senior members are priests. VERY senior member or very, very well-established mature members are High Priests. There only four high priests, one for each god. To level up you must refer users, hail gallantly, and just... be senior members.

Additional Information
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Marh or http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/aenh for additional info.

= Rumors/Gossip =

Throughout Didactic Fractals' history there have been many rumors/ongoing jokes. Some about aenh and marh being the same person, or hellfang50 being nominated (both were derailed). Explanations for MindlessGirl's leave is yet to be explained, though it is speculated she had life matters to settle, or the trolls that were around at that time chased her off. Moogle21376's gender is also occasionally questioned.

= The War Against The Buckets =

A war against the room The Red Bucket is currently being waged. People are being recruited at this time, as the news is still being spread. Warnings of this have whispered through the currents of the regulars (zomg poetry).

The Battle of Tea
The first unofficial 'attack' was on December 30th, 2008 by the users LawlExuberance, GielinorJay, and LOLcrayons. It was a failed attempt because we were much too friendly and ended up having a pleasant conversation.

The New Years Battle
The second battle took place January 1st. Marh, LawlExuberance, and GielinorJay went into battle with The Red Bucket. The battle lasted a long time and there were many casualties on both sides. Reinforcements came when elGrifo, aenh, Moogle, and ctg9000 came to aid. The battle then reversed, as the regulars came to attack Didactic Fractals, and very brutally. This eventually led to their retreat and our win.

= Didactic Fractalian Anthem =

Currently there is a room-wide vote being held concerning the room anthem.

Current votes:


 * Born to Raise Hell -- Motorhead (1 vote)


 * Strutter -- Kiss (1)


 * Technologic -- by Daft Punk (1)


 * Still Alive -- GLaDOS and Jonathan Coulton (5)


 * Ten Thousand Fists -- Disturbed (1)


 * Around the World -- Daft Punk (1)


 * Cigaro -- System of a Down (1)

= Other Developements =

DF Blog
So far the Didactic Fractals blog has failed terribly, and will probably stay that way until one of the regulars gets really motivated (and most of the regulars are monstrously lazy). LawlExuberance volunteers. See? They aren't that lazy.

Other Other Developments
The official Didactic Fractalian map is still in process, and will hopefully be finished by February.