User:Cryptosporidian

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I think, therefore I am, and yet the Crypto you think you know is shrouded in mystery, a true enigma who no one has solved. The information is sparse, and tightly guarded, but such obscurity takes nothing away from amiability and friendliness, which I dare think I hold in abundance. In all honesty I surround myself only with my closest friends, but reach out to most anyone who needs me, for well-directed charity is as much of a virtue as anything else. Moving on, a quick look at the Cryptimeline. my first home on Kongregate was Zero Axis, the room I was “born” into. For five months I had resided there, but eventually was driven out by a host of rancorous and bitter people. Seeking refuge in the Chill Lounge for two weeks, similar folk drove me out of there (not to discount many great people from these rooms with whom I still am friendly with) and into the Vortex, which I have made into my home, and for four months I’ve been swirling around in the wormholes of friends, trolls, drama, intellectuality, and bliss that riddle it. In these situations the multiplicity of myself shows. Depending on but not exclusive to the situation I’m happy to engage in conversations ranging from mindless to humorous to serious to cognitive, but of course that doesn’t mean only talking, for listening is certainly imperative to conversation and enhances it greatly. As a result in talking with me you’ll experience a mix of the two, hopefully balanced enough, and from these conversations I’d hope that you gather positive things about my nature. Nonetheless I’m seen in different lights and given different tags, most of which are true. You might see me as the Link Master with epic linkin’ skillage, the moderator who’s relaxed and carefree, maybe the moderator who’s serious. You could see in this node of a community an intellectually insane workhorse, an absurdly silly fella with tons of malarkey, tomfoolery, and shenanigans up his/her sleve, or a truly caring person who stands out among all of those people who’s eyes glaze over after about 30 seconds because they have other things more important to do in their mind. Now I don’t seek to laud myself here, we all have our days and flaws, but in my case I strive to plant the seeds of greatness that will grow to maturity and far overshadow the foolishness that I might have on occasion. Now, being the psychotic Modly enforcer that I am, I brought with me some words of wisdom about unpleasant chat peoples who I tend to bop on the head. Attention seeking chat ruiners rub me the wrong way, whether they have due reason or not, and I take many measures to make sure that they do not plague my residence or adulterate the room in any way. I have discovered that they are the most palatable silenced, after being covered in a light raspberry vinegarette, then cooked at 375 degrees for twelve minutes and served with a delicious side of au graten potatoes, but that’s just my culinary opinion. Oddly enough, they are also very mathematical, for they add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. But I have other hobbies besides completing homework and swinging magic hammers coated with BanSauce at people. Among these are slaying DramaLlama’s, creating helpful threads and other works of text (You can view the wikipedia entry I created on The Vortex by clicking on my website), and debating. Now what else can I possibly add to this little piece to possibly try to validate my existence? ::Searches through files:: Ah, here we go! July 09, 2009. Such a beautiful, sunny summer afternoon it was. The birds were chirping, the Rhymocerous' were frolicking, and we were upon the last day of ModCollege. So vividly i remember the procession, having my shiny orange M pinned to my lapel, and the sound of the bagpipes that ended the ordeal. We had made it. Modship. Now I'm not a meaniedoodle when it comes to my Modding tendencies. I see nothing wrong with a lil' dirty joke or two or three, but when it comes to outright harassment, spam, vulgarity, and the like, I go from epic chillaxness (the state I'm in most of the time :P) to Tomfoolery-bashing troll-slayer D: In short, if you're cool, I'm cool with you, and try as hard as you can not to leave that state of coolness, please! Finally, before I leave you with some great gems I’ve accumulated from chatting over the months, I’d like to leave you with some of my advice on living. Take it or don’t, but at the least consider it. First of all constantly examine your life and strive to make yourself the best person you can be, remembering that “An unexamined life is not worth living” -Socrates. Secondly remember that you have control over your life, whatever seeds you plant for yourself will grow to maturity. You can plant the seeds of apathy and become vegetative as well as worthless; plant the seeds of overriding emotion and you shall become brutish, that is to say foolish and misled; plant the seeds of rationality and become a lauded being; or plant the seeds of true intellectuality and become great, divine, and happy in the lot of no created thing. In this you can withdraw into the center of your own unity and spirit, be made one with the transcendent, and in solitary light set yourself above all things, surpassing them all.