Cookie Kingdom

Cookie Kingdom is THE CK. That is all.

Official Slogans of CK

Come to the Dark side, we have Cookies.

Don't forget the milk!

Official Song of CK' (Courtesy of SonicWombat!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIzI7L94-hQ

Owner: Rachiface

Resident mods: Now with even more IAmTheCandyman! (Admin flavor!)

Residents of Café Kong dispute Cookie Kingdom's rightful claim to be "The REAL CK" based on the Café being significantly older than the Cookie Kingdom. Café residents are rather adamant in their beliefs, and CK residents are reluctant to shatter those beliefs for fear of destroying their sanity.

The Secret Origins of the Cookie Kingdom!
Once upon a time, in a far off land, lived a tribe of cookies. Each cookie was a different flavor; chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, and so on. In the tribe of cookies, there were some cookies that were excluded because of their flavor, one of these excluded cookies was called Siltie, and his flavor was dirt. Siltie ran away from the tribe to find a place where all cookies could live with freedom. Siltie did not find this land of freedom and instead fell captive to a group of humans. The leader of these humans was named Pereking, and he wanted to build a new kingdom. Pereking was once a normal human from the place also known as The Van but branched off and created a far better and more successful legacy. Pere was looking for a name for his new kingdom when he suddenly saw his captive, Siltie. Pereking was intrigued by Siltie as cookies are his favorite of foods, so Pereking made Siltie his pet and named his kingdom the Cookie Kingdom. Soon after the creation of his new empire, Pereking was challenged by outsiders. A bunch of invaders from a place called Café Kong came and started a war! These outsiders were formidable opponents, but the war soon came to a delicious and pleasant truce. Pereking made a peace offering of cookies to Cafe Kong, who returned the gesture with free coffee, leading Cookie Kingdom united with Café Kong to become the dominant Super CK that it is today. The great leader of Cookie Kingdom, Pereking, handed down his title to IAmTheCandyman, and soon we made our empire supreme across Kong. Eventually, IAmTheCandyman retired from his throne as Emperor of Cookie Kingdom, and passed the crown down to Rachiface, where she would then rule with an iron fistful of cookies.

Room Description
The description changes ALL THE TIME and it has my friend's names in it! How do I get in there?

The way all of these people are getting into the room description is that they are playing a guessing game. Randomly as Rachiface is online, she'll pull out one or two simple, guessing-game questions for people who want to be in the description. Sorry, but there's no specific time or day that she does this! The description changes semi-daily.

Often-seen questions are "What color am I thinking of," "What type of animal is this?" "Guess the name of this flower", "What are the colors/flavors of original Skittles?" "Try to figure out this riddle."

Just remember, if you're online and participating, don't reply in all caps, use Google to try to win, or spam answers! Good luck!

Members of the House of Cookies
Our glorious leaders, who fight on bravely through thick and thin for the safety of their room and their people.

Rachiface  - (Rach, Rachi) The newest ruler of the House of Cookies, Rachiface is a previous resident of Ninja Chat who felt a need to journey on through the wild rooms of Kong, driven to find her true calling in Cookie Kingdom. A very friendly mod, Rachiface does whatever she can to preserve the peace and equality that marks Cookie Kingdom's glory. All hail Rachiface (in bed). (Status: Daily sightings)

IAmTheCandyman ' - The Candy-Based Overlord of Cookies and the previous ruler of Cookie Kingdom, he has now retired to a mountain villa and passed ownership to the trusted Rachiface, and now is the prime advisor via skype and long-distance phonecalls to Her Majesty. He was the second user to become a mod, and hence is the second member of the House of Cookies. Candyman (or Cman, as some call him) is a real friendly guy who loves nothing more than his friends, and is always willing to help those in need. Except trolls. He doesn't like trolls. Cman smash. Although enjoying himself in retirement, he still deigns to grace us lowly peons with his presence on occasion. (Status: Now being paid to come to us))

Chrisrandomness - The busty 8 year old of CK, entrancing all with moobage so they will obey every command. He now owns the room Asylum. (Status: Daily Sightings)

Llamanescent -  Currently CK's (second!) newest mod, and one of the most active. Not an Alpaca. Raised by badgers. Doesn't like describing herself. Now owns The Office. (Status: Daily sightings)

Maginmaniac7 - Mind-warped from long days in MalFunction, the Knights of Cookie Kingdom have persuaded Magin to spend his days in the Cookie Kingdom spa, sipping dihydrogen monoxide and living the sweet life. Watch out though, his awesomeness may blind you.

MrBoss  - While MrBoss has been considered the "MeanieMod," he is actually one of the newest mods in the CK, and also the youngest. He started HeadCancerAids, an infectious disease that forces anybody that comes in contact with it, via profile viewing, to put it on their profile. He is also the founder of the Yuijiopean Empire, a place of strange beasts and stranger words. He's a good guy with a golden heart and he loves and protects his friends, like the mighty ckwolf. (Status: Moved out and now has his own room, Yuijiopea.)

Pereking - The AFKing. Original owner of the Cookie Kingdom. Pray to the cookie gods that he will come back and save us from the trolls. (Status: Occasional sightings in the Hebrew room, עברית שפה קשה. No CK sightings to be spoken of)

Rastiln  - I guess I'm a mod? I don't know when Boss stole the "meanie mod" title from me, but indeed he seems to have it. I'm pretty laid back. I don't respond to calls from anybody, except perhaps Isfan if she needs me to cover for her for a bit. There's a running debate about my gender. Somehow there are a bunch of pictures that all claim to be real pictures of Rastiln. Some are female and some are male. It's odd? Don't be a douche and I'll be a happy mod. I can say douche here, right? I've been around since before Boss was a mod. Heck, I've been around since before Rastiln was a mod. Also, I hold the Balls of the Cookie Kingdom. Pereking gave them to me once when he was sick. (Status: Semi-regular sightings)

Knights of CK
Regs of CK! If you want to be added and frequently visit the Kingdom, just leave a whisper on Rachiface's profile with what you would like your description to be.

11_toes - (Toes, 11) - The wisest 11-toed hermit you've ever seen. Don't ask about his socks. He gets angry when you ask about his socks.

Armageddon1234  (Arm, Arma)- A 23-year-old Electrical Engineer, the Kingdom's Main Brain, and top strategrizer. He is known for his random sayings and jokes. Usually the highest level in the Kingdom. He is a little obnoxious but a very good guy that rarely gets mad. Even if you start making fun of him, he'll probably find it funny. Badge Pimp and Cookie Kingdom Queen, yes he is a man but he is also the Queen! Also has a hatred for Noobetry (refer to end of page)

BubbleCakes (Bubs) Is a mixture of two things; delicious cakes and a million beautiful floating bubbles. :3

bjeremey (BJ)- Casanova. hates it when you make fun of the fact that people call him "BJ"

Casmina - (Mina) The sweet better half of Casmin. His silly sweet fiance' who has to sides. One whom is sweet and the other who is a bit crazy, as most who know her would agree. Most wonder how Casmin managed to get such a sweet cupcake as Mina, but she lovs him. She looks like she smells good. And loves to use smileys excessively :D :D :D lol

Casmin - The Kingdom's troublemaker and in general, a shit starter. (Status: Treasonous, troll. Left the Kingdom to support Manic in their bid for superiority. Has returned and is under scrutiny for his wavering allegiance to the Kingdom)

cheesewoof - (Cheese, Woof, Woofie, Suave Bastard) The Suave Bastard himself, Woof always has a sarcastic and/or serious comment for any matter, to some users' dismay. As the protector of Bubblecakes and a hater of noobs, he will set you back in your place as quickly as you left it. (Status: No thank you, I don't like Facebook.)

ckwolf - The ck INSIDE of the CK.

(Cheese, Woof, Woofie, Suave Bastard) The Suave Bastard himself, Woof always has a sarcastic and/or serious comment for any matter, to some users' dismay. As the protector of Bubblecakes and a hater of noobs, he will set you back in your place as quickly as you left it. (Status: No thank you, I don't like Facebook.)

Countenance -The mini-me of NothingEverLost. A 150 year old dumbass that will pwn you with no warning - NothingEverLost While he can sometimes be an arrogant prick, he's usually an amazing person. He sort of came out of the blue one day and blinded us with awesomesauce, and basically was considered a regular immediately. - Rastiln.

Cowpies (Gaypie, Cow) - The resident cow of Cookie Kingdom. Regularly has milk, cookies, and usually has beef somewhere. Terrified of fire, dragons, the dark, and British cows. Also training to be a Ninja and regularly disappears with smokebombs. Shares a nickname that unfortunately is slang with farmers and hicks for something that will not be uddered here. Please be gentle with the cow; it just wants some intense, but gentle, loving.

Dubios - Yes, he's in the wiki.

Dr. Spade (Doc, Spade, You Again?) - Hangs out, pokes random chatters, and occasionally goes Hulk into a horrifyingly huge troll. Likes to use ^_^ as a smilie, and is rapidly becoming the chat psychologist and part-time voice of sanity. Beware the kink! Also known to have a certain feline in refuge in one of the strangest places one would imagine. No, you pervert! HIS POCKET.

EthrealChaos - President of the Cookie Kingdom... Bakery! (Status: MIA)

fartjesus - Another reg of CK that gets banned constantly, Famous for his phrases in CK: "Heil Hitler" and "Jews did 9/11" Extremely racist, but loves Archer so that makes him awesome.

FearTGRCombo (Feeartefeearrcomboteegee) - He destroys minds with his comments of disturbance and corrupts minds with spam. Is also the High King Overlord of all Ponies.

Gigglygoo - Rachiface's secret l over, the sweetest (and giggliest!) girl in the room. Very super nifty.

hades990- (Hades, 990) The random god who lives in Cookie Kingdom. Has lived in CK since the dawn of cookies. Will eat random steak and torment others.

hatchspark - Uppercase letters and a constant stream of contradictions. Nice to meet you too.

hbic - That one chick...oh yeah, her name is Shelby! (She talks a bit too much.)

Hildalgo (Hild)- The man of a thousand alts. Likes shooters, techno, trolling, and... trolling.

hyperhippy92 (Hyper, hippy, hippie, hyperhippy) - A regular person, not a hippie, but irregardless, he likes pot. Probably more of a troll than he tends to think he is. Constant roleplayer. So much of one that he cannot stop doing it, even though it "...is illegal, you know." Thinks of and quotes YouTube Poop infrequently, which explains his avatar and user description, and makes numerous Animal Crossing references, most of which involve a mole by the name of Mr. Resetti. HE JUST WON'T SHUT UP! First came to the CK to get away from the frequent chat fatalities of FAWOWP, or as it is now called, "Fancy Adventurers With or Without Pants," but he moved in permanently when the residents of the chatroom went total @$$#0%3 on him. One of the few users who use Better Kongregate, along with Zombie12. Hyperhippy92 is currently in a major "Lose The Game" war with Kazuo_Kiriyama.

kaoticorder - (Kao) You think you know sarcasm? No, not unless you've talked to Kao.

Kazuo_Kiriyama - (Kazoo, Kazuu) Call him Kazoo. He loves it when you call him kazoo. He is in a "Lose The Game" war with hyperhippy92.

Kenny McKormick (Kenny) - Resident expendable grammar Nazi. Probably has Rachiface in his pocket. Sometimes pays a visit to Barrens Chat, which he thinks has an undeserved reputation. I'm serious, I've been there five or six times now, and everyone there is really nice. Really likes Phantom of the Opera and South Park. Hates Hyperhippy92 for being a murderous lunatic.

Killjack- If they made Awesome in a sauce, well, it'd probably taste a lot like Killjack.

lovemehateme4- Why don't I have a status? (Status: Tigon!)

LordDemonJackal (LDJ) Most awesome dude with a Jackal in his name ever.

Memehunter22 - (Meme) Totally isn't behind you right now. really. We mean it. So don't like, turn around, or check or anything.

MrRiddles - A 4 year old reg, known for wishing he beat Rachi to the game and his distinct love of pepperoni. ;)

momo3601 - He is bad at making this stuff up so here it goes: He is the peach flavored silent-type of ck or something like that.

NothingEverLost - Hates your face. Also, hates the rest of you, including, but not limited to, your extended family. No longer drinks, or smokes, is far too busy winning at everything ever.

ohmylanta - The Cookie Kingdom's most awesome pyromaniac, Brian enjoys drinking Root beer and eating trolls with NothingEverLost. He is also the main wiki contributor, besides Cman, and is the prime regular. He is Santa.

Oovaldn - The purple noodle and color of Cookie Kingdom!

paganbob - IDK. Put whatever you want, just make sure that the words "Pagan" and "Bard" are there. Lol.

PancakeMan21 Loves pancakes—and boobs, of course. Believes that all pancakes are AWESOME and will adopt them all on sight.(status:Daily sightings)

PocketNeko - The resident Pocket Feline and Grammar Nazi of the Kingdom, Cookie. Thought to be affiliated with another Neko that used to be a regular in Cookie Kingdom. Slowly becoming part of the voices of reason.. Currently can be seen yelling at people in a Scottish accent (or at least, a poor impersonation of one), tackling people, throwing confetti, hiding in a certain Doctor's pocket, or re-arranging the Doctor's pocket contents. Has a rather odd sense of humor and will gladly tear you a new brown eye if ye get on me bad side. So come an' git me, I say! I'll be waitin' for ye. For I'm a grim fable with an unhappy bloody ending!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. (Status: Daily sightings)

Ratchy_Rox - This is Hannah. Hannah hates writing descriptions of herself, so we deleted the super long description Hannah didn't really want and decided to tell you that she's lovely. <3

RedLinkN64- (Red, Link) One of the truly more awesome regs of CK. Oh yeah, Rachiface said that.

rpresser - Currently vying for the oldest (in chronological age, not in how long he's been here) regular attender of Cookie Kingdom. Often regarded as a creeper by younger CK members. Known to be bald, married, childless and possibly nonhuman.

Saxery - Too lazy to write his own description! But seriously, super awesome and adorably cute.

ScribbleFox' (Scrib, Fox)- The foxy lady of CK! She loves to draw any thing from cute animals to toast fighting cotton candy. Everybody loves her to the point that it would drive a woman insane, But when you are born so cute, you have that problem :P A very innocent girl, but has a wild side sometimes. Don't get on her bad side or you might wake up one day with your body taped up against the wall :P She is lazy so Armageddon1234 had to Write this :3

SonicWombat - He don't take no shizzle from nobody.

Spamalicious - Spam, the single greatest can of meat in the Kingdom. Powerful ally to the downtrodden, and always willing to help out in cases of meat conjecture. His hate for furries is only surpassed by his hate for pseudo-mods. "Get the hell off my internet you mod wannabe"

TheBetterGuy - CAPITALS NECESSARY: THIS GUY IS AWESOME. Nuff' said.

The_Freeze - Don't ask him what he does with his popsicles.

TheWeaponsExpert (TWE)- That guy who is really into guns. And gun shows.

TrrpnFlyrPronounced Terrapin Flyer, is the resident time traveler from the past. Can take apart and fix just about anything, including himself. Can be histrionic and patronizing at times, but mostly jovial with a snarky sense of humour. Goes on long diatribes about historical facts. Rides a 75 year old bicycle everywhere. Works in a hotel. Raised in a corner of a pizza joint in NJ. Somewhat private, and does not suffer fools.

Uchuchu - Official cookie sound of CK. Cookie train goes UCHUCHU!

UndeadNuke3 (also Nukulele ) - The biggest bomb of CK. Careful, he'll "blow" your mind. ;)

Vendeen - Needs to talk more and be less AFK.

wolverine8u- idk

Yoshidude050 -' The green dinosaur of CK. NO, you can not ride on his back, but he WILL grab you with his tongue and eat you, then poop you out as an egg. 

Zabbygirl - zah-bee-guh-earl (Zabby) (Zabs) (zabz) Some bitch. Watch out, she'll climb down your pants in a heartbeat. Status: (Bitchy)

Zombie12 - According to Zombie, Arma and Kaz are better than he is.

ZombieAlmond- (ZA, Zombie, Zombia) Technically a nonexistent member of Cookie Kingdom previously known as ChibiMar. Tends to ask for a lot of hugs, but usually gets denied because of being a Zombie... who is an Almond as well. Avoid quarrels but isn't afraid to write what she feels. Will virtually bite you if you get on her nerves.

Zyzarda - Nobody really knows him, but he was featured in the description that one time!

Cookie Kingdom Hierarchy
Rachiface - Ruler with an golden cookie

IAmTheCandyman - Her Royal Highness' Top Advisor and Wielder of the Golden Banhammer

The_Freeze: The artist formerly known as Prince.

Arturo075 - Gatekeeper

Armageddon1234 - Resident Man-Queen.

Rastiln - Intelligence Specialist

Mr.Spontaneous - Royal Estranged Cousin

Scribblefox - Most Pettable Fox in all the lands

Hades990 - the Random God

NothingEverLost - Executioner

Countenance - Satan

Memehunter22 - Resident expert stalker

oORatyOo - Gentleman Pervert

Warning: Do not troll, spam, flood, swear at, be racist in, or otherwise disrupt the peace of other rooms. Such activities may lead to Rachiface's banhammer fusing into union with your face. Forcefully.