The Abyss

Welcome to Hel- we mean The Abyss.
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About The Abyss
Run, run now, before you fall deeper, oh wait, you already did, don't make a mess of the carpets please!

A Short History of The Abyss
Originally just called "Abyss" this room was famous for its argles, its smackles, and all things generally unce-unce. One day, the regulars all got annoyed with Abyss getting all the attention being No.1 on the room list so they added a The so someone else could take the throne, it's only fair, it had nothing to do with all the trolls, honest.

The Abyss has seen its fair share of regs, mods and owners. The first owner was the legendary Spartakips, only a special few have seen this wonderful creature in The Abyss before he passed the room onto invalid_user, the most famous owner The Abyss has seen. Referred to by some as "The golden days of The Abyss", ivy gave us the best days of our Kong life, breathing life into every regular there, at least she was when she wasn't breaking everyone's eyelashes...

Next came gow, the party man, while his ownership was short, it was sweet, and many people enjoyed the abyss under his ownership, however he passed it back to Ivy, who very shortly passed it to Lurkenstein, who lived up to his name, he lurked like there was no tomorrow, some say he's still out there... lurking us all... god help us. Lurk soon passed the baton to Epsilon, who was framed for being ivy, but we all know Infernitorn is ivy. For a period, all things were quiet, Epsilon had suddenly disappeared, although rumours of him somehow getting a life spread, seriously, who has a life these days? After some time, and Infernitorn's return, Infernitorn was made owner of the abyss, and that is the beginning of a new tale, which will probably be pretty crap all things considered. Everyone blames that guy.

The Abyssians
Not much is known about this sneaky bunch, except they'll steal all your change at the first opportunity and feed it to the mod-gods, but here are some observations..

EhseJaybie
"It's hard to believe that such a simple game can be so challenging and complex."

He's easy to impress and even easier to confuse while his interests revolving around Bushcraft, his Family/Friends, gaming, and music. He found his Moderator's M in his 2013 Easter basket and is/was the first mod appointed to The Abyss after the decline of the Global Moderator System.

TheGoldenHammer
"Google the nutrition facts!"

This IRL strongman is friendly and a fair yet tough moderator. He enjoys a good time and seems to have no problem with making sure others can enjoy a good time as well.

Past Mods
There are some mods who are no longer with us for one reason or another but served The Abyss well. We honor their history here:

XxAchillesxX
"If you would make me a girraffe I would love you forever."

Was known as an all-around nice guy and was well liked by a vast majority of people in the room. These feelings stayed after he became a moderator and didn't begin to fade until taking ownership of Ocean Palace.

dehm
"Ohaider! Glad to see you're finally back. :D"

Known for being very friendly and almost silly. He is now the owner of Ye Olde Pub where he gamers are encouraged to pull up a stool and play the game of their choice.

dragoneye904
"Users suck sometimes. Just saying."

While he was able to see the bad in users, he had a special gift allowing him to focus on a person'd good traits and find ways to compliment them on it. He's also skilled with computers.

god_of_war
"Living in the present, learning from the past and planning for the future!"

Known for being seriously fun and having fun while being serious. He had a passion for collecting badges like no other regular in The Abyss and eventually reached level 65, the highest Kongregate level possible.

Infernitorn

"Tell me about it. Sup?"

He was willing to listen to a person's feedback more often than not and often times asked for their opinions on various things. He was also willing to confide in them from time to time and was known for being calm and collected.

Invalid_User
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F."

The most influential moderator The Abyss ever had, working hard to make the room a better place and her attitude almost being what The Abyss's culture was based off of. While she may not be with us anymore she is fondly remembered by most of the Abyssians who had the chance be online during her days as a moderater and eventually room owner of the section of Kongregate she cared for more than any other of her time.

XXPOEXX
"POTATO POTATO POTATO ect…"

Known for being friendly AND silly, he was able to take the edge off of many tense situations. His modding style was effective yet strange, but that made him easy to befriend.

The Regulars
The swarm, the guys who make The Abyss The Abyss, and you'd best hope they don't steal your change

AnaughtyMouse
"I prefer the term escort, not whore"

She's playful, social, and sometimes saucy. Her oddly effective charms are enough to make people stay for a good time.

Cocozz
"Feels like a cross between bubble bobble and new zealand story. Brilliant."

Coco is almost indescribable. The best way to learn about him is to talk with him.

DarkLenalee
"Too important to give a quote."


 * Lovable as a friend and fierce as a foe, Shay is a woman with a lot of heart. Passionate in her interests, she is able to progress in whatever she chooses. Her interest in people and games shines and often times lights up The Abyss.

dfgfhg
"I have no idea what this is about but I vote anybody besides Barrack Obama!"

A long time Abyssian with a fondness for noodles. Her passion for gaming is matched by her passion for being herself.

Divreus
''I'm a regular, too. D:''


 * An underappreciated (at least on this wiki) regular since 2008, Divreus continues to be loyal to The Abyss even when faced with people that don't add him to wikis and confusion on how to make bold/italic text. Seriously. I press the button and nothing happens. D:

Eeeveee
Zomg I caught a mudkips


 * The Pokegeek, so proud of his mudkips

bethisapanda (formally EMOPANDA95)
La de da de da <3


 * Beth has been a welcoming member of The Abyss since the very first day she started back in that hot summer day in July of 2008. -goes in a long detailed story of that day that The Abyss was blessed- Hah, just kidding! Anyways, she tries to get along with basically everyone, but she gets annoyed easily when people can but don't use proper grammar and spelling. <3

GoldenHearted
"It is cuz she has a nice ass"


 * The head cheerleader, attention whore, and warming smile of The Abyss. Always caught picking fights with guys, and manipulating them, but it is how she shows she cares. Much better at annoying than scaring someone off and she knows it, and is not afraid to show you.

Granadilla40
Hatin' Jersey haters


 * "I wonder what happens if you get some mustard throw it in a boat and then sail onto a rainbow of communistic spectrums that want to rob your hair follicals to sell it on the black market?"

KiwiPieGreen
Hawt, green, sweet, tasty, British, pie.


 * The Abyss female, yes, that's right, wimminz on teh internets, live with it >:O

manofgun
"So much pressure... qq"


 * Went from awesome to childish, everyone wonders what happened... And then we remembered he was never awesome.

yazy766
was very ignored whil in the making of this :(

she is a very crazy person

mucksavage
"Top of the mornin' to ya"


 * Described by Infernitorn as "The Abyss' Leprechaun, just cause he's Irish. (Someone find something better to say about him dammit!)

Pacsabbath
*is ignored*


 * A regular who was also unappreciated on this wiki and was not told about it :(.

srm956
"I'm the Jew"


 * "I can't think of a descriptive sentence..."

Skipa
"A 2-3 word sentence"


 * That one random guy who always smiles and says "Problem?"

supersonic
"Kill ALL the things!"


 * King of Rage, Death, Insanity, and Evil, but also kind at heart. Mess with him and he'll rip off your head, your lungs, your legs, and your..Let's not go there. He'll also devour your soul.

Sweetheartip
"That's disgusting!"


 * Some 14 years old girl who's scared of words that describe genitals, and such. Everyone wonders why that is..

TerraLucet
is in your wiki, editting it's regular pages


 * Harvested Kink genes cultured in a secret U.S. Government lab have yielded a TerraLucet! All of the Music Nerd and God Complex of Kink, with none of the Civility, Culture, or Accent. Instead those were removed to make room for a large catalogue on Science and Philosophy. Also, he can sing. A major component of the Abyssian Counter-Nonintelligence. General idiocy around him will result in fire.

TheKink1
Is in charge.


 * Music nerd with a God complex. Be careful what you listen to, he will make your ears bleed with his musical knowledge and righteous tastes. Also, he thinks he's in charge, make sure you listen to him kids, or there will be blood.

Virobyte
So I'm the robotic frenchie Android thingie who knows too much for my own good?.


 * You would be crazy not to make friends with this French Robot. Slightly paranoic, Viro (or as some call him 'frenchy') is a dubstep loving guy, who is very friendly, and a good listener.

GearDeath
Shits gona happen and when its gona happen Im not gona be here.

Almighty ruler of death and master thats all good bye.

Think you're a regular...
And you're not on here? Well, you can either put yourself on here using the edit page at the top, or you can contact Infernitorn. Just don't lose your messages in the big hole in the midd- yes... that hole... sigh... I'll go get the fishing rod...