User:PurpleAlexWhoseNameIsNotLongEnoughForTheUsernameRegistrationField

Oh hello. My name is PurpleAlex, but apparently Wikia thinks that isn't a long enough username. Most people just call me Purple, PA, or just plain Alex. I'm a regular on Road Scholars and a frequently sarcastic, often incoherent borderline alcoholic homosexual. Nice to meet you too. If you're really curious, I write things which are here, and a blog which is here.