Barrens Chat

Mudkipz, Desu, and Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
A room that is frequently visited by admins,(especially greg) mods, and some of the greatest trolls/counter-trollers the world of kongregate has ever known.

Trolls frequently visit this chatroom, as well as modcallers, mods, and greg... In this room, you will find no matriarch and or patriarch.

The population of Barreners that are not trolls, about 35%, are absolutely hilarious. The Barrens is the funniest room when most trolls are gone from it, and sometimes, even funnier when they are present!

this is Chuck_N. not cool, guys. not cool.

Allies and Enemies
Allies:

Feed the Ducks

Critical Failure

Atlas Park

Remnants of Disputed Galaxy

Sloth

Daly City

Enemies

The Abyss

Moderators who don't stay with us

Sometimes allies and enemies with Barrens Chat

Role Playing # 1

Role Playing - Serious

Barrensis, Chapter One
On the first day, Greg said let there be Kong. And lo, there was Kong.

On the Second day, Greg said "Let there be games, that users might play to gain points and fame." And there were games.

On the Third day, Greg said "Let there be chatrooms, so users might converse and Kongregate together." And there were chatrooms.

On the Forth day, Greg said, "Let there be forums, so users might post their art or thoughts to the community at large" and there was forums.

On the Fifth day, Greg said, "Let there be Moderators, to keep the sinners in line" And there was moderators.

On the Sixth day, Greg said, "Let there be Barrens Chat, the greatest of all realms, and here i will create my people" And it was so. On the Seventh day, Greg slept in, and because he couldn't leave a good thing alone, decided to create kreds jewgold, a means to gouge the common user of their monies.

Barrens Chat Government
This is the government as it stands, as of August 12, 2009.

Greg: Almighy President and Founder of Barrens Chat

Maladon: Official Archbishop of Greganity.

SevenofSpades: President's Guard

KakkoiiBishounen: President's Guard

xFreakx: General of the Military (Army, Navy, Marines, Airforce, Homeland security, and janitor's office.) and General of BCSET (Barrens Chat Special Elite Taskforce)

HGunner_70: General of BCSET (Barrens Chat Special Elite Taskforce.)

Sheensghost: Field Commander of BCSET, High Knight of Barrens, and Troll Smiter.

Jujitsu788: Ninja, Brigadier General of BCSET and Head of Counter Trolling Tactics. Also, Eater of Cats

MindHacker: Official Haxxor

Boometh: Fresh Prince of Barrens and CTT agent

Bassium: High Knight of Barrens and wielder of the Lolcatz Guitar

Fox2: High Knight of Barrens and wielder of the most holy FIST OF RAAAAAAAAGE

Sheensghost: High Knight of Barrens and Troll Smiter

LazyDevil: High Knight of Barrens and CTT esteemed noob crusher.

XxJuDaSxX: Troll Executioner and CTT agent

KingKyd: High Troll Executioner and CTT agent

Karfolian: Guard of the Barrens Chat

Barrens Chat Special Elite Taskforce (BCSET)
The BCSET is a part of the Executive Branch of Barrens Chat's Government that is to give assistance to the Troll Executors and the Knights of Barrens. The BCSET is part of the Military but not considered as a department of it. Let's just say that the Military supports it and most of the BCSET agents comes from the Military. The BCSET was responsible of sort of taming the Mute Mafia Family and gave a great roll when the Great War occured. Now, Since the trolls are often seen or annoying in Barrents Chat, the BCSET is rarely seen now-a-days.

The reason why xFreakx is also the General of BCSET is because he's the General of the Army. But when it comes to controlling BCSET, HG is higher than xFreakx

And if you're wondering that the name is typo, yes it is. But the Barrens' gov't favored for BCSET than any other name. (Though, HGunner still thinks a better name would do) and more fact, If the Military is the Left arm of Greg's presidential rule, then BCSET is the Right arm of his rule. Besides, we belong to the Executive Branch. (Actually, we don't belong to any, but xFreakx insisted on being under Executive.)

Origin of BCSET
Before, the BCSET wasn't originally created for helping the Barrens Chat's Gov't. It was infact a group against mods and administrators in Barrens Chat which is called "The Mod/admin pwner squad!". The founder, HGunner_70, was banned and banned from time to time because of his deeds. But as time goes by, he soon became nice (But still an ass.) Then he also got to taste of his own medicine, then got pissed at the trolls. He and his followers got annoyed to trolls too, so they agreed on being anti-trolls instead of anti-mods. It was named The Trolls Pwners. Then it became BCSET because it was politcal and most of the BCSET agents were loyal to Barrens Chat.

Counter Trolling Tactics (CTT)
The CTT is a branch of BCSET in which only the elite of the Barreners may serve. When situations become dire, or when all else fails, the CTT are sent in to effectively counter trolls by trolling them. The CTT are a perfect example of the phrase "To fight fire with fire". As with the rest of BCSET, the CTT are rarely seen now-a-days. The CTT is lead by the Brigadier General Jujitsu788 or "Juji".

HGunner_70 is still waiting for confimation for the Branches of BCSET to be made...

Beginning
In the beginning of Barrens Chat, there was the royalty. There came the King, KingKyd, and the Queer, Queenoflands. They adopted a prince who dubbed himself "Boometh". He was very noble, and the people enjoyed him like a mudkip. He had many princesses apparently, but he only recalls the first one. The royal family also owned a cat, Rothycat, who later became a moderator. After awhile, the remainder of Barrens tried to overthrow The King. Apparently they succeeded, and being dumbasses, tried to recruit dinner for a leader. That failed, and The King came back onto his "throne" There came the enemies of the land of Barrens Chat, the Pwners. MindHacker, the mortal enemy of KingKyd, charged at him with his fellows, and there came the downfall of Royalty. They blew up Barrens. These users came forward, to help rebuild Barrens Chat and they built a new form of government that was made for the internet: democracy. Sheensghost, xFreakx, CJCommando, XxJuDaSxX, Bassium, SevenofSpades, Fox2, Joboman, LazyDevil, KingKyd, and Monkeygirl. These users, now dubbed the regulars and Knights of Barrens Chat, protect the Barrens Chat from noobs, trolls, and idiots and hypocrites. Then time after time, BCSET was created and also sworn to protect Barrens Chat from noobs, trolls, idiots, and hypocrites.

Exodus, Chapter 1
As the trolls became greater, and greater and the Mods were disappearing it was apparent the Barrens was dying. There were a brave few, though, that tackled this problem. They set out to make a newer, better, chat. In all reality, the chat was probably never made, and if it was, the trolls of the Barrens would have flocked there to spite it for challenging the All Mighty Greg by building a self proclaimed "better chatroom". The Prophet of the Barrens never came when it was needed. But, we do know the names of these 4 later Prophets, Joboman, Fox2, and the Prophets of Cthulhu: XxJuDaSxX and Jujitsu788 (Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!).As stated in the above chapters, the Barrens Chat, while not as bad as it used to be, still needs chemo because cheesemanoflife is a faggot, who is actually lactose intolerant.

Exodus, Chapter 2
Failing to find new territory, the prophets set up a new and sacred club. Known only to the outsiders as "The Kongregation of Extraordinary Barreners" they have decided never to accept anyone new, and this policy has prevented newfags perpretrating "The cool club". This is unfair No one gives a goddamn fuck. All was well and good for a while, until evil once again struck the land. The KEB was spilt, members lax, and lo the land was flooded with trolls and newfags. Afterwords, Boometh was found. What was totally sad like was the permanent departure of Dabestman, who was a mighty troll smiter and a general badass. He will be missed.

And then, well, nothing really happened.

Exodus, Chapter 3
There was a period of dark shit. Nothing really happened, the knights hung around, and people were there, but nothing interesting ever really occured. Until one day, the worst happened. Marbles312, the famous anti-christ returned. Under the ever so cunning guise of Marbles313 (oh so cunning, i can't get over how cunning he was) he returned for about two hours and just plain pissed off everyone. Fortunatly, Boometh, Fox2 and Karfolian were online. Fox2, recognising his mortal foe, accused him and unmasked the evil lord. Boometh then began to recount the evil deeds he had perpertrated to the people, and then, with a cry of rage, Marbles realised his evil plans had been foiled. The noobs of the room cryed "oh yeah i remember him lollopwnt1!!11" and turned on him. And so, marbles' attempt to regain e-peen were destroyed in one fell swoop.

We can but wait for the day where we smite him in his final form.

Common Users and Heroes and Retard
Greg (God)

chip256 (Moderator. Paints churches. Sucks dicks and loves hairy assholes.)

CommanderSanta (Moderator. Will let us get away with murder. Love to get drunk on tinychat.)

Elfnow (Just Idles like a HAMBEAST lol pretzel)

Boometh (THE GAME...you just lost.)

CodehIsBeast (Plays on and off. Also a Mudkip)

Sheensghost (An old regular. Doesn't get on much anymore)

SevenofSpades (Who?)

Crump12 ( Super-awesome-sexy ninja. DISREGARD THAT I SUCKS COCKS)

XCrackinupX (Beautiful and loves LazyDevil.)

LazyDevil (Sexy and loves xXCrackinupXx.)

maladon (Master of useless trivia and walks his cat.)

XxJuDaSxX (Cuddly bunny. Bunnies reproduce a lot, though, so watch out.)

Jujitsu788 (hết-xẩy, Nur 99 luftballon. Will kick your ass.)

ktrout (Sux Dicks...A JEW! A JEW! BURN IT BURN IT! Always lurking.)

Rothycat (Was a cat in the royal family, but was then modded)

Wolfy Rohtua (Bred with Rothycat and is super effective!)

Fox2 (No comment, SRSLY)

Joboman (Doesn't afraid of anything.)

Dabestman (RIP man, RIP)

Aven13 ( Passed away DIED in 2007 Respawn in 5...4...3...2...1...)

Suisesekii (Resident troll who hates everyone equally...except fags, blacks, and Jews.)

Fayt2: (The "new" WahooWarrior) Stalcloud (MILF who won't show her tits...update, DID finally show tits then gtfo.)

KingKyd (Dick Lollins - WELCOME TO THE PUNK-O-MATIC)

Redsnake (No information about this guy. Why? He's snake.)

DTKSilhouette (Rarely seen nowadays)

Uzzbuzz (someone who almost never talks in Barrens, but is almost always there =D )

Galaxy_Angel (HGunner_70's Galactic bitch/whore)

vucadby (Lurker... EPIC lurker)

THGirl (TH= Tres Heureuse, VERY HAPPY IN FRENCH! No one gives a shit. Tits or gtfo.)

bobbert4ever (is Hawt ^_^[so he thinks] Has ball cancer, srsly.)

MnMz4L1F3: (Fucking hates mudkips. Eats babies. Has a drug problem. Fuck you, it's not a problem. Ok it is.)

redead1816 (MnMz4L1F3 often uses this account when he gets silenced.).

HGunner_70 (Leader of BCSET. Rarely adds anything of value.)

Bassium (Resident Metagamer. He also makes YouTube videos. Mostly of his mom.)

Badge_hunter (Probably is a reincarnation of The King, constantly wonders what badge is for dinner..)

ilytrisha (Super lame girl who charges at least 2 bucks for tits and will not gtfo It's not worth it either..)

ketchupyoshi(Ex-Barrener who saw the world's largest Ketchup bottle. Now all he does is idle in Feed The Ducks.)

MindHacker (Thinks he invented the chatnuke but really someone else did. )

CJCommando(Was raped in the ear once and liked it, so much that he wants it all the time now.)

Bert1432 (Butthurt bert, finally quit Kong...finally.)

NahRoxxCo (Broke twenty of Vagina's Scouters using his alternate accounts.)

Musketgamer(RPer and self proclaimed ladies man.)

xFreakx (Steps on dogs and injects steroids in his asshole. Semi-troll who is always high.)

Karfolian (Completely useless. Jizzed his pants when he read this. Like 3 times.)

Chewmungadunga (was here, for what, no one knows.)

WildwolfofDark (The-rapist and spams the game constantly. )

Azated (Got answers to your question, well, most of it.)

RaptorJawsus (Troller of trolls. Faggot who wants to suck your cock and your dads too.)

Pallyman (His name means "balls" in Italian.)

Jezuz (Lost to a Jew with a nailgun.)

WANTED: THE MUTE MAFIA FAMILY
This is a messege from Barrens Chat's Homeland Security and BCSET

The Mute Mafia Family are a bunch of users who types another user's name and adds the word "mute" right before to the name. May I inform you that the Mute Mafia Family are obviously trolls. If you have seen these Trolls, please contace or Troll Executors or the Knights of Barrens Chat when available.

And if you want to relate them in real life, let's say Its Hilter and His Nazi counterparts

Here are the following names of the Mute Mafia Family:
 * MuteBoometh,


 * MutemuteBoometh,


 * Mute3XBoometh,


 * Mute HGunner70,


 * MutemuteCutyouself


 * MuteGreg


 * Mute Younglink224.

Warning: They're very annoying and hard to ban. If you ban one Mute, another one comes out. You've been warned.

But wait...

Boometh: The Mute Mafia...haven't heard from them.

HGunner_70: The MMF are MIA

HGunner_70: but some mutes are found in Role Playing and in Sloth

HGunner_70: but way friendly than last time....

***NEW POLICY ON TROLLS***
TITS OR THEN GTFO!!

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF THE BARRENS IS NOT /b/.

DON'T MESS WITH THE BARRENERS OR YOU GET PWNED.

DON'T KISS OUR ASS OR SUCK OUR COCK

***THE BCSET is recruiting***
The BCSET is recruiting the following:

1: Mods (in demand)

2: Footmen (in demand)

3: Officers (limited slots)

4: Board Members (4 slots left)

How to join:
Bring resumes to HGunner_70's shout page and just wait for a reply.

RESUME info ff.

Name

date of bday

address

number of days, weeks, months, years in Kongregate

name of chat room you usually stay

contacts (friends) that you know that usually stay in Barrens Chat

Type the Scout Oath and Law and Unison (from the country you are staying)

Finding Mankrik's Wife. (A map of the Barrens)
The Barrens is a notoriously confusing place, especially when trying to find Mankrik's Wife. Who is located somewhere in a hut in the Southern Barrens, oh, and by the way, she's dead.

Barrens Chat Special Elite Taskforce
The Barrens Chat Special Elite Taskforce (BCSET) is a part of the Barrens Chat's Government that is to give assistance to the Troll Executors and the Knights of Barrens. The BCSET is part of the Military but not considered as a department of it. Let's just say that the Military supports it and most of the BCSET agents comes from the Military. The BCSET was responsible of sort of taming the Mute Mafia Family and gave a great roll when the Great War occured. Now, Since the trolls are often seen or annoying in Barrens Chat, the BCSET is rarely seen now-a-days.

The Origin of the BCSET
Before, the BCSET wasn't originally created for helping the Barrens Chat's Gov't. It was infact a group against mods and administrators or the gov't in Barrens Chat which is called "The Mod/admin pwner squad!". The founder, HGunner_70, was banned and banned from time to time because of his deeds. But as time goes by, he soon became nice (But still an ass.) Then he also got to taste of his own medicine, then got pissed at the trolls. He and his followers got annoyed to trolls too, so they agreed on being anti-trolls instead of anti-mods, besides, they always get banned. It was named The Trolls Pwners. Then it became BCSET because it was politcal and most of the BCSET agents were loyal to Barrens Chat. Despite HGunner being tired of his trolling deeds and being able to taste noobz/trolls' medicine, there was a rumor that an Admin blacked mailed him. The threat was to Perma-ban HGunner and his friends IF they will stop. (We users know that when you perma banned, there's no turning back and we could always make another one. But the admin *according to Barrens Chat's  archives* that they will stop transmitting or broadcasting to his computer. In other words, Kongregate will never be used  when HGunner uses his comp.) But it was just a rumor. Nothing to worry about. HGunner denies that this happened. (or does he?

Counter Troll Tactics (C.T.T)
The CTT is a branch of BCSET in which only the special trained of the Barreners may serve. When situations become dire, or when all else fails, the CTT are sent in to effectively counter trolls by trolling them. The CTT are a perfect example of the phrase "To fight fire with fire". As with the rest of BCSET, the CTT are rarely seen now-a-days. The CTT is lead by the Brigadier General Jujitsu788 or "Juji".

Reason of its sur-name:The reason why this is called "Vermarch" is not because we are Nazis but because there is no other way to call an army that is usually located at the Frontlines. So, just like the Vermarch, the CTT is the first army found in the frontlines and the first BCSET army. The CTT is only for Domestic use.

Eagles
The Eagles is composed of users who are mods and have the public power of repelling a troll without of the existence of any mod or troll, Like Jujitsu788 and sheensghost. Besides having the power to repel one, there is some Eagles who are trolls, undercover trolls. (Names should not be revealed).

Special Elite Taskforce 117
This Taskforce’s information is Highly Classified. But, the newly promoted Defense Secretary, HGunner_70 agreed to show some information of Special Elite Taskforce
 * Yes, the name was from the infamous game Modern Warfare 2.
 * The number “117” was also from the infamous character from the Halo Saga, Pfc. Spartan Jon 117 or Master Chief.
 * Since both names both from games, it clearly shows that the founder loves games.
 * The men and women in this taskforce are handpicked from the Commanders with very high ranks.
 * This taskforce has higher Authority of all BCSET’s Branches and Divisions except for Eagles.
 * The Taskforce and Eagles have equal authority
 * The code name of the Taskforce is "Waffen-SS", because of the Superiority and Skills, Elite Skills...