User:WingCommand

Since I cannot edit The Lair. I will make my edits here.

The best room on Kongregate, the Lair is owned by it's inhabitants and has gained a reputation for being unforgiving and strange. No one knows exactly what or where the Lair is located however many agree that it is a cave. It is constantly being refurnished and is home to several fireplaces and over 9000 noob heads impaled on spikes. Due to ParaNoir's contacts in the Lamp Factory and CyboDeath's noob hunting skills, the Lair is illuminated with hundreds of noobskin lamps. The Lair has DRAMA.

Rules of the Lair

 * 1) If you're going to be a troll: "STFU or GTFO".
 * 2) If you're a mod, don't silence without backing up your reasons.
 * 3) Respect your elders.
 * 4) Welcome newcomers, disregard them if they resort to noobism.
 * 5) Don't mute people - deal with them.
 * 6) Roleplaying may be used but stops after it becomes destructive and "n00bish"
 * 7) Gakaism does not exist.
 * 8) Don't use capital letters where they are not needed.
 * 9) Don't use words that are filtered, you may be able to say them but we dont care

"STFU or GTFO"
It is generally agreed that if you are a troll, you shall be shot upon entering. If you survive, you will be shot again.

Moderators in the Lair
There is rarely an active moderator in the Lair. If there is, they do nothing or they do too much (aka silencing the wrong people, causing bad side effects, and even ignoring the chat it's self).

Notable Lair Dwellers
Lair dweller, noun: Regular, inhabitant of "The Lair". Another, more popular and accepted phrase for this is "Lairian" (based upon a small but reliable survey).

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

sagespyder
The "Mother of the Lair", Sage is lovely. "Sage was one of the first people I met in the Lair and I hope she has a good life after her honeymoon."

- Mr Quiggles

Waffle agrees.

Tehninja
One of the oldest regs.

Necropotence
He is not a necrophilliac - Necropotence is a Magic card! "I'm greatest. I'm divine." - Necro Necro is the prez Obey him -Cybo

CyboDeath
The Lair's renouned Noob Hunter, CyboDeath is usually in the Lair nightly sharing with us his tales of epicness.The Van is my kong"birthplace" and visit it sometimes
 * Im uber awsome Cybo bout him self

I also go to alot of chatrooms.

Reaping
The Artist Formerly Known as Reaping101.

ParaNoir
Does not take anyone's shit (this includes yours). Does not lose arguments. Does not tolerate noobs. Does love the Lair. Does nurture the Lair. Does love Kongregate. :]

Sinister_waffle
Nice with Syrup. The most loving person in the Lair. '''WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T MIX UP HER GENDER! SHE IS A SHE!''' "ICH HABE ATOMBUSSEN"

- One of waffle's favorate german sayings, what does it mean? we dont know. ¬_¬ she is easily amused and distracted. Needs to tell Cybo what that german saying means!!!!-Cybo

Floodkiller
Flood is a regular! He also killed Tony.

SquelchySounds
Oficial resident anime addict/Code Geass fangirl. Needs to keep anime stuff not on kong-Cybo ¬_¬

jmancini42
One of the coolest people, with a nice smile. Although easily provoked! "I love you Jman!"

- Waffle

"Jman is one of the best people in the lair."

- Mr Quiggles

demonfyre52
"I quote "DOUBLE CHIN! :D)))"

- Himself

"Furbys will kill us all!"

- Himself

Hyper and random, but liked best that way ;) Usually on his computer at late night and in the mornings
 * He has a six accounts ;) just in case
 * demonfyre52    -- His prefered user
 * 1_winged_angel -- a tribute to final fantasy's best villan......SEPHIROTH!!!!!
 * firebandit52   -- his user he recovered when it was hacked
 * anime_rocker117 -- hey, gotta have a variety right?
 * SPIDERS_on_FIRE -- its random.......but....y'kno, just sort of there
 * Guitar_smasher -- i like guitar hero and this user wasnt taken sooo........ >:) i set my evil plan in motion!!

L Day
Lockdown Day. On the 23rd of December, a moderator (respectfully unnamed) entered the Lair, knowing nothing of what lay ahead. After some of the usual chat, a "lock down" was announced. The Lair revolted, resulting in many silences - including regulars. More moderators appeared, causing even more anguish for the slightly (but not very) innocent Lairians who then revolted even more, worsening the situation. Eventually, the Lair devoured approximately 5 moderators and Greg and Alison popped in for a chit chat and a cup of tea. We won they cant do a goddamn thing to harm us or try to help us-Cybo