User:TheDarkFlame

=Who am I?= I am TheDarkFlame. I'm regularly in "Feed the Ducks", often just idling. If you want to chat, feel free, but I'm not always online at predictable times.

I like to think of myself as intelligent, even though I prove to myself regularly that I am in fact an idiot. I'm interested in everything, but college manages to make even the most interesting subjects utterly boring. Also, I try to be calm and level when I talk to people, and I try to make sure I get the whole picture before I argue one way or the other. I'm one of the surprisingly many users in our room who can type legibly, with punctuation and everything. I hate idiocy and typos, and although I try not to be I am a bit of a Grammar-Nazi at times. I don't mean to be, so sorry if that gets on your nerves. I'd also like to think that I'm polite and kind, but feel free to decide for yourself about that.

If you're reading this far then you'll probably be wanting to know more about me, so let's continue with things I like. I'm quite fond of reading and writing, and on a similar note I like to try and draw, but I haven't quite mastered that yet. I like to listen to music, anything from Coldplay and Snow Patrol to My Chemical Romance to Green Day to Red Hot Chili Peppers to Metallica... You get the drift. I'll even listen to classical music if I'm in the right mood. I do have a guitar, but I can't play it and I'm not entirely happy with my voice either, but oh well. Practice makes perfect.

Now, I'm normally a very negative person, I fluctuate between nihilistic and pessimistic most of the time. I know my faults, I'm arrogant, overambitious yet lazy, clumsy and am half-blind without my lenses in, among other things. I'm also terribly sarcastic at times. So, a little note to the wise: do not touch my coffee. I've been drinking coffee since I was about twelve, and I really love my coffee. You may have guessed this already, but without coffee I'm likely to explode. Please don't wind me up when I'm out of coffee.

That's all I'm putting down. Like I said, I'm lazy. If you really need to know anything about me, you could maybe try talking to me. Would that be an insane idea to you? No? Good.