Cookie Kingdom

Cookie Kingdom is THE CK. That is all.

Official Slogans of CK
Come to the Dark side, we have Cookies.

Don't forget the milk!

Owner: Rachiface

Resident mods: Rachiface, Uyrnihsu, IAmTheCandyman & Rastiln

Residents of Café Kong dispute Cookie Kingdom's rightful claim to be "The REAL CK" based on the Café being significantly older than the Cookie Kingdom. Café residents are rather adamant in their beliefs, and CK residents are reluctant to shatter those beliefs for fear of destroying their sanity.

The Secret Origins of the Cookie Kingdom!
Once upon a time, in a far off land, lived a tribe of cookies. Each cookie was a different flavor; chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, and so on. In the tribe of cookies, there were some cookies that were excluded because of their flavor, one of these excluded cookies was called Siltie, and his flavor was dirt. Siltie ran away from the tribe to find a place where all cookies could live with freedom. Siltie did not find this land of freedom and instead fell captive to a group of humans. The leader of these humans was named Pereking, and he wanted to build a new kingdom. Pereking was once a normal human from the place also known as The Van but branched off and created a far better and more successful legacy. Pere was looking for a name for his new kingdom when he suddenly saw his captive, Siltie. Pereking was intrigued by Siltie as cookies are his favorite of foods, so Pereking made Siltie his pet and named his kingdom the Cookie Kingdom. Soon after the creation of his new empire, Pereking was challenged by outsiders. A bunch of invaders from a place called Cafè Kong came and started a war! These outsiders were formidable opponents, but the war soon came to a delicious and pleasant truce. Pereking made a peace offering of cookies to Cafe Kong, who returned the gesture with free coffee, leading Cookie Kingdom united with Cafe Kong to become the dominant Super CK that it is today. The great leader of Cookie Kingdom, Pereking, handed down his title to IAmTheCandyman, and soon we made our empire supreme across Kong.

Room Description CHANGES!?
OMGWTFBBQ the description changes ALL THE TIME and it has my friend's names in it! How do I get in there?

The way all of these people are getting into the room description is that they are playing a guessing game. Randomly as Rachiface is online, she'll pull out one or two simple, guessing-game questions for people who want to be in the description. Sorry, but there's no specific time or day that she does this! The description changes semi-daily.

Often-seen questions are "What color am I thinking of," "What type of animal is this?" "Guess the name of this flower", "What are the colors/flavors of original Skittles?" "Try to figure out this riddle."

Just remember, if you're online and participating, don't reply in all caps, use Google to try to win, or spam answers! Good luck!

Members of the House of Cookies
Our glorious leaders, who fight on bravely through thick and thin for the safety of their room and their people.

Rachiface  - (Rach, Rachi) The newest ruler of the House of Cookies, Rachi'face is a previous resident of Ninja Chat who felt a need to journey on through the wild rooms of Kong, driven to find her true calling in Cookie Kingdom. A very friendly mod, Rachiface does whatever she can to preserve the peace (often through drugging users) and equality that marks Cookie Kingdom's glory. All hail Rachiface (in bed). (Status: Daily sightings)

Uyrnihsu - Far too lazy to write a description of himself. A huge communist. Huge. To the point that he makes Stalin appear to be a saint. ILY MUCHO GRANDE. - NEL) (Status: Regular sightings, rarely talkings)

Rastiln  - I guess I'm a mod? I don't know when Boss stole the "meanie mod" title from me, but indeed he seems to have it. I'm pretty laid back. I don't respond to calls from anybody, except perhaps Isfan if she needs me to cover for her for a bit. There's a running debate about my gender. Somehow there are a bunch of pictures that all claim to be real pictures of Rastiln. Some are female and some are male. It's odd? Don't be a douche and I'll be a happy mod. I can say douche here, right? I've been around since before Boss was a mod. Heck, I've been around since before Rastiln was a mod. Also, I hold the Balls of the Cookie Kingdom. Pereking gave them to me once when he was sick. (Status: Semi-regular sightings)

'IAmTheCandyman ' - The Candy-Based Overlord of Cookies and the previous ruler of Cookie Kingdom, he has now retired to a mountain villa and passed ownership to the trusted Rachiface, and now is the prime advisor via skype and long-distance phonecalls to Her Majesty. He was the second user to become a mod, and hence is the second member of the House of Cookies. Candyman (or Cman, as some call him) is a real friendly guy who loves nothing more than his friends, and is always willing to help those in need. Except trolls. He doesn't like trolls. Cman smash. Although enjoying himself in retirement, he still deigns to grace us lowly peons with his presence on occasion. (Status: Sighted when he remembers))

MrBoss  - While MrBoss has been considered the "MeanieMod," he is actually one of the newest mods in the CK, and also the youngest. He started HeadCancerAids, an infectious disease that forces anybody that comes in contact with it, via profile viewing, to put it on their profile. He is also the founder of the Yuijiopean Empire, a place of strange beasts and stranger words. He's a good guy with a golden heart and he loves and protects his friends, like the mighty ckwolf. (Status: Moved out and now has his own room, Yuijiopea.)

Pereking - The AFKing. Original owner of the Cookie Kingdom. Pray to the cookie gods that he will come back and save us from the trolls. (Status: Occasional sightings in the Hebrew room, עברית שפה קשה. No CK sightings to be spoken of)

Regs of CK
If you spend lots of time here in the best place on Kongregate, feel free to add yourself. (Because we have so many mia regs, please list yourself according to activity first, alphabetical order second.) Pedobear is going to eat you all.

Armageddon1234  (Arm, Arma)- A 22-year-old Electrical Engineer, the Kingdom's Main Brain, and top strategrizer. He is known for his random sayings and jokes. Usually the highest level in the Kingdom. And loves to chat with people while working on projects. He is a little obnoxious but a very good guy that rarely gets mad. Even if you start making fun of him, he'll probably find it funny then turn around and hit on you. His coming out of the Bi Closet basically helped make Cookie Kingdom the haven for gay and bisexuals that it is. Badge Pimp. (Status: Lives There)

bjeremey (BJ)- Casanova. hates it when you make fun of the fact that people call him "BJ" (Status: Daily sightings)

Kazuo_Kiriyama - (Kazoo, Kazuu) KAZOO JUST LOST THE GAME. (Status: Daily sightings)

LordDemonJackal (LDJ) (Status: Daily sightings)

11_toes - (Toes, 11) - A troll. That old guy. (Status: Regular sightings)

Cowpies (Gaypie, Cow) - The resident cow of Cookie Kingdom. Regularly has milk, cookies, and usually has beef somewhere. Terrified of fire, dragons, the dark, and British cows. Also training to be a Ninja and regularly disappears with smokebombs. Shares a nickname that unfortunately is slang with farmers and hicks for something that will not be uddered here.

Please be gentle with the cow; it just wants some intense, but gentle, loving. (Status: Regular)

Dr. Spade (Doc, Spade, You Again?) - Hangs out, pokes random chatters, and occasionally goes Hulk into a horrifyingly huge troll. Likes to use ^_^ as a smilie, and is rapidly becoming the chat psychologist and part-time voice of sanity. Beware the kink! Also known to have a certain feline in refuge in one of the strangest places one would imagine. No, you pervert! HIS POCKET. (Status: Regular sightings)

FearTGRCombo (Feeartefeearrcomboteegee) - He destroys minds with his comments of disturbance and corrupts minds with spam. (Status: Regular sightings)

Gigglygoo - Rachiface's secret l over, the sweetest (and giggliest!) girl in the room. Very super nifty. (Status: Regular sightings)

hades990- (Hades, 990) The random god who lives in Cookie Kingdom. Has lived in CK since the dawn of cookies. Will eat random steak and torment others. (Status: Regular sightings)

Hildalgo (Hild)- The man of a thousand alts. Likes shooters, techno, trolling, and...trolling. (Status: Regular sightings)

Kenny McKormick (Kenny) - The local expendable dude and grammar Nazi. The antimatter to Kazuo Kiriyama's matter. Likes Queen, Iron Maiden and other 70's British rock music. Will eat matanee spleens for money. Has a habit of dying. (Status: Regular sightings)

Oovaldn - The purple noodle and color of Cookie Kingdom! (Status: Regular sightings)

PancakeMan21 Loves pancakes—and boobs, of course. Believes that all pancakes are AWESOME and will adopt them all on sight.(status:Daily sightings)

PocketNeko - The resident Pocket Feline of the Kingdom, Cookie. Thought to be affiliated with another Neko that used to be a regular in Cookie Kingdom. Slowly becoming part of the voices of reason.. Currently can be seen yelling at people in a Scottish accent (or at least, a poor impersonation of one), tackling people, throwing confetti, hiding in a certain Doctor's pocket, or re-arranging the Doctor's pocket contents. Has a rather odd sense of humor and will gladly tear you a new brown eye if ye get on me bad side. So come an' git me, I say! I'll be waitin' for ye. For I'm a grim fable with an unhappy bloody ending!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. (Status: Daily sightings)

Saxery - Too lazy to write his own description! But seriously, super awesome and adorably cute. (Status: Regular sightings)

ScribbleFox' (Scrib, Fox)- The foxy lady of CK! She loves to draw any thing from cute animals to toast fighting cotton candy. Everybody loves her to the point that it would drive a woman insane, But when you are born so cute, you have that problem :P A very innocent girl, but has a wild side sometimes. Don't get on her bad side or you might wake up one day with your body taped up against the wall :P She is lazy so Armageddon1234 had to Write this :3 (Status: Regular sightings)

TheWeaponsExpert (TWE)- That guy who loves giving blowjobs to pedobear behind bushes. (Status: Regular sightings)

WillowsMusic - Though she may be one of the newer members in the Kingdom, she is most certainly amongst the loveliest of the bunch. Very friendly, and will always manage to put a smile on your face no matter how you're feeling. The epitome of perfection, loveliness and pure awesomeness. She is also the very reason the lost-and-found Uyrnihsu decided to stick around again after his long period of inactivity from the Kingdom. Consider yourself honored to be found in the mere presence of this wonderful being, respect and love her as so many of us have come to do. (Status: Regular sightings)

Ratchy_Rox - This is Hannah. Hannah hates writing descriptions of herself, so Cman is doing it for her, until DrSpade stepped in and re-edited Candy's edit further, creating a vortex of editing that will eventually suck in the entire wiki. Spam has decided to further extend the editing in order to add to the confusion. Besides that, Hannah is a very fun person; Likes vampires, (except for those 'glittery' ones, they're not natural), dislikes salad, and needs moar dressing, as apparently it is very scarce in Australia. The salad stuff, not the other. >.> Very friendly but sometimes shy, she can be great fun to hang out with in chat so long as there's not too much chaos, for it messes with her brain and causes her to hide in the corner. Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi! Suddenly the resident Pocket Feline comes in and just decides to also add that while another one of the regulars of CK, she's quite susceptible to the chaos that can ensue. (Status: Semi-regular sightings)

ZombieAlmond- (ZA, Zombie, Zombia) Technically a nonexistent member of Cookie Kingdom previously known as ChibiMar. Tends to ask for a lot of hugs, but usually gets denied because of being a Zombie... who is an Almond as well. Avoid quarrels but isn't afraid to write what she feels. Will virtually bite you if you get on her nerves. (Status: Occasional sightings)

Casmin - The Kingdom's troublemaker and in general, a shit starter. (Status: Treasonous, troll. Left the Kingdom to support Manic in their bid for superiority. Has returned and is under scrutiny for his wavering allegiance to the Kingdom) (Status: Occasional sightings)

NothingEverLost - Hates your face. Also, hates the rest of you, including, but not limited to, your extended family. The Vicar of Vice, believes it is better to burn out than fade away. Drinks, smokes, and fights far too much for his own good. The ultimate lurker, and, while apparently not the Cookie Kingdom's main assassin, still the brawler of the chat. Kills trolls, then washes them down with beer or whiskey. (Secretly loves him some Urine) (Status: Occasional sightings)

hbic - That one chick...oh yeah, her name is Shelby! (She talks a bit too much.) (Status: Occasional sightings)

ckwolf - The ck INSIDE of the CK. (Status: Rare sightings)

ohmylanta - The Cookie Kingdom's most awesome pyromaniac, Brian enjoys drinking Root beer and eating trolls with NothingEverLost. He is also the main wiki contributor, besides Cman, and is the prime regular. He is Santa. (Status: MIA).

TheBetterGuy - Hey, I'm Rudy. I'm Awesome. I'm using the word I'm in excess. I'm done now. (Status: MIA)

Countenance -The mini-me of NothingEverLost. A 150 year old dumbass that will pwn you with no warning - NothingEverLost While he can sometimes be an arrogant prick, he's usually an amazing person. He sort of came out of the blue one day and blinded us with awesomesauce, and basically was considered a regular immediately. - Rastiln (Status: Very rare sightings)

EthrealChaos - President of the Cookie Kingdom... Bakery! (Status: MIA)

Vendeen - Needs to talk more and be less AFK. (Status: MIA)

Lawlffles - The roflcopter (Status: MIA)

lovemehateme4- Why don't I have a status? (Status: Tigon!)

Killjack- (Insert Description Here)

rpresser - Currently vying for the oldest (in chronological age, not in how long he's been here) regular attender of Cookie Kingdom. Often regarded as a creeper by younger CK members. Known to be bald, married, childless and possibly nonhuman.

hatchspark - Uppercase letters and a constant stream of contradictions. Nice to meet you too.

Spamalicious - Spam, the single greatest can of meat in the Kingdom. Powerful ally to the downtrodden, and always willing to help out in cases of meat conjecture. His hate for furries is only surpassed by his hate for pseudo-mods. "Get the hell off my internet you mod wannabe" (Status: MIA)

Cookie Kingdom Hierarchy
Rach'The Face'iface - Ruler with an iron cookie, heavily uses sleeping pills to control the populace.

IAmTheCandyman - Her Royal Highness' Top Advisor

Uyrnihsu - Jester :3

Armageddon1234 - Resident Man-Queen.

WillowsMusic - Princess

Rastiln - Intelligence Specialist

Mr.Spontaneous - Royal Estranged Cousin

Scribblefox - Most Pettable Fox in all the lands

Hades990 - Armageddon1234's wench... I'll KEEL U ARMA in bed~.. the Random God

TheWeaponsExpert - Arms Expert

PocketNeko - Executioner

Countenance - Satan

Warning: Do not troll, spam, flood, swear at, be racist in, or otherwise disrupt the peace of other rooms. Such activities may lead to Rachiface's banhammer fusing into union with your face. Forcefully.

Notice: Recently, there has been trolling on the wiki. Because of this, the wiki has been locked. If you wish to add or edit something in the wiki, leave a whisper on Rachiface's profile.