User:Xlauraluxuriousx

Laura
Heyaa. C: I'm a reg to Paradise. I yell a lot and make perverted jokes. I have a penis.. sometimes.

Beware, I'm very bi-polar.

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You may think I'm annoying or immature, but really I'm not at all. I can be immature at times, I'm not going to lie, but on average I'm not at all. I really only talk of my penis and nakedness, that's the only immature stuff. I can hold an intelligent conversation, trust. Ohhhh yeah, if your name is Joshua I automatically love you.

My boredom has gotten the best of me. I shall now write more here.

Random Facts:
 * 1) I talk of being naked often.
 * 2) I am usually clothed.
 * 3) My favorite number is 452, seriously.
 * 4) I wear toe socks a lot.
 * 5) I hate wearing white socks
 * 6) The smell of money is good to me.
 * 7) Smells are a large part of my attraction, if you smell bad.. I won't like you. :/
 * 8) Girls tick me off a lot.
 * 9) I used to carry mushrooms in my pocket because I liked the way they look.
 * 10) The first time I lied to my mom I said that my friend Shannon bit me because I didn't want the dog to be put to sleep.
 * 11) The smell of quesadillas makes my head hurt.
 * 12) I bite.
 * 13) I have huge feet and an abnormally long uvula.
 * Yes, I do love you.

People I Love
YOU! NAFeS evilducks MillionsLivio (he doesn't love me. :c ) Joshhh (He says thanks) Kasualty purplecat Sparticus117 Witchcandy Spes KonekoKeita (He loves you back!) Mastry Nerdrock101 Awalters Yuripro84 DJMarcoh XomegaX Gevock

Quotes

 * DemonDays: *goes in Laura's pants*
 * evilducks: *Yanks Tyler out.*
 * evilducks: Mine! :P
 * DemonDays: *goes back in*


 * KonekoKeita: Laura's a 40-year-old male who stole a bunch of photos from my girlfriend and photoshopped them to make a fake myspace to stalk 13-year-old boys.


 * Spes: You wanna feel my e-bewbies, Cap? :)


 * Mastry: Laura has a penis. Don't let her fool you.


 * DemonDays: In the bed with Bob Saget I have to go fix a big mess IN MY PANTS


 * evilducks: I wank when I'm lonley, and the Filipino hookers are getting HIV tests.


 * AnnieBananie: XD That's how I feel about everyone in this room..if we were all put in a room in real life..it would be so quiet..until Laura starts yelling "NAKED TIME"