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The Movement is coming.....

History
How Asylum was formed.

iBot Age
The name of Asylum used to be Ineptitude. It was a brilliant and fruitful era of meaningful discussions on things such as piracy and dead squirrels. The room's name changed into Asylum in early February 2011. Some people say that iBot did this because iBot wanted the chat room to get more new users, via its higher place on the list.

In early March, when iBot stopped coming to Asylum, it descended into chaos. It was a mod-free zone, so the Ineptitudians had to fight the many trolls that soon arrived. They found it was a hopeless conflict, and deserted their beloved homeland for other chats, namely Ant Hill and Babylon. New people came to the room, who had to fight with the trolls who still hadn't left the room. When the trolls were gone, the Asylimites went on a rampage and trolled and spammed many rooms.

The In between
While iBot still owned Asylum but no longer came on, there was a period when Asylum was run by normal people. The main owners were wolfhaak, dragon4444, and wormyish. It was a good time and a fun one. Rp was rampant, and while there was some fighting it wasn't very bad. This is when 'the corner' became established. Not much can be established about this time period, because many who were regulars during this wonderful age left once it ended, or stopped talking.

Chrisrandomness Age
People realised that iBot would never return and wanted a new room owner. Chrisrandomness asked if the Asylumites liked him as the new room owner. The next day he became the Room Owner of Asylum. After Chris became the new owner on 31 Decembre 2011, many trolls stopped coming into Asylum. One of the first things he did, was adding the RP rule to the room description. Things starting changing in Asylum soon. Some people didn't like the changes, they wanted things back to how they were before. While Chrisrandomness was a good ruler, they missed the days when there wasn't a definite ruler, and people could do things the way they liked. Many longed for these days, but as things continued to change, many left and never came back. Other's slowly stopped talking in chat, but still stayed. And finally a small few are still in the chat and keeping up the life. After a while the Ants of Ant Hill declared a 'war' on Asylum. Sometimes they came to Asylum and spammed a bit. They didn't spam very much, until one day. On February the 19th 2012 many Ants came to Asylum and spammed, so the people of Asylum went to Ant Hill and spammed there too. Two mods came (who joined the side of Ant Hill) and silenced the people of Asylum. Since then the people of Asylum and Ant Hill are talking about peace. The spamming stopped because Remo brought out the bugspray. Mods didn't join Asylum as much as before any more, so the Roleplayers could roleplay without getting worried of the mods. This made the RP rule out of use, which caused more Roleplayers to join the chat room. (This war was most notably caused by BMX_ERA and a third party which is yet to be identified, BMX_ERA being brother to llAnonymousll)

The Age of TheFlyinGiraffe
This entry shall be different from the others, in that it shall be recorded as events unfold. If an event is deemed significant, it shall be submitted, and then sent to be approved by the Commune of Cartographers.

Things have happened, I am just too lazy to write them down. - TBMFITW

At some point, a parking garage was installed. -Tabster97

TBMFITW got a girlfriend and started to act like a real jackass afterwards. - TBMFITW

The was I see it, TheFlyinGiraffe realized how bad asylum is in it's current era and decided he'd leave the place, So now jaelie is the owner, Let's hope it goes right this time (puma)

My plan is coming together perfectly. Soon we shall be united under a banner of peace and prosperity. -Your Lord and Master, His High Kingly Royalness, Edmund "Sigma" Zero VII, esquire

-Grand Cartographer Sigma_Zero

A Brief History by Wormyish
The way I remember it, was not romantic or dramatic, but a series of subtle changes.

First, when I came to Asylum, it was crazy, and there was no rp, none, at all.

I came less than a month after Intepitude had its name changed. I had visited Intepitude, but wasn't really a regular.

Long story short, I counter-trolled, because I was good at it, ridding the room of most trolls, (I was also an asshole) and allowing the room to be comfortably inhabited by other people.

I fought with some people for control of the room, most notably wolfhaak, (we still hate each other) eventually I won, but many people hated me after that. wolfhaak was for roleplay where I wasn't, and all the roleplayers seemed to come all at once.

I was once voted president of Asylum and was greatly respected, sadly no longer true, as I truly wanted what was best for Asylum. I once enjoyed roleplay, but now hate it because I personally think it is rather immature.

A few people got unhappy and eventually I was replaced by dragon4444, who was loved because of the fact that he was for roleplay where I wasn't.....again.....

Sometimes we would take our alternate accounts an go on Asylum raids, Altar and I went quite often, often shouting how good Asylum was and saying stupid things, having fun all the while.

After dragon4444 went into a coma I was all but forgotten, and Asylum went into a slow and random setting, therein roleplay and drama ran wild.

Eventually Chrisrandomness came on, stayed for a while, and I never liked it, eventually I left, and moved to Chocolate Hostage, where I stayed for little over a month, came back, and Chris and I became friends.

Asylum has never quite been the same with mods regularly visiting, but I hasn't really changed for the better, nor the worse.

Also, I haven't seen harriwar.

Ever.

The History of the "Single Corner"
In Asylum there is one corner. Only one. Thats just the way it is. This corner is a main hub in Asylum and is essential to the room. It has a very long and complicated history. Well...not really, but that sounds coolz so it's staying.

The corner of Asylum's origin is unknown, but the first clear recording of it was back when Ibot technically controlled Asylum, but it was really owned by dragon4444 who was a good ruler and kept trolls away for a good amount of the time. dragon4444 (who, from this point onward will be referred to as drag) spent a lot of time in the corner, costumizing it and making it his own. While others were sent to the corner (at this period in time RP was unresticted) it stayed drag's corner. Until one fateful day when it was bombed and destroyed. Drag mourned the loss of his corner, but still claimed it as his own.

And so Drag's corner existed, and was frequented by many people in Asylum. But then, for personal reasons not to be discussed here, Drag left Asylum for a period of time. During that time, Asylum changed very much, and the 'Corner War' started, and ever since then, there have been many different claims of ownership over this almost revered corner in Asylum.

Then, Drag came back, and he claimed his corner he first to claimed. This caused some issues among some people in Asylum who claimed the corner while Drag was gone, such as tnttimmy (from this point on referred to as timmy) among others. Timmy believes that the corner is his, and refuses to give it up. There are people in Asylum who believed that Drag should have his corner, one being wormyish (from this point on referred to as wormy) and another being Ninja_Chick (from this point on referred to as ninja). Opposingly some, such as primrose74 (from this point on referred to as prim) felt that Drag lost ownership of the corner.

Theeen they settled it and so apparently they share the corner now...

And then Tabster Incorporated came in and built a new corner over the ruins. The Triumvirate, feeling this was unjust, blew it up again, and annihilated Tabster Inc. Sigma_Zero then thoroughly sodomized Tabster with a rotary hacksaw.
 * Extra Info: RemoWilliams still believes that the room has 3.14 corners.

 NOTE TO READERS!!!!!

'''NO TOUCHY THIS SECTION UNLESS I (see person below) SAY SO!!! And the renovations or WE are done. Someone tell altarz i sayz heyz. xD'''

This history was recorded by: Britz123 (aka brit, britz, or britze. NOT BRITZY!! IF YOU MUST KNOW WHY GOOGLE BRITZY DEFINITION!!!). If you've got any questions or want to edit something, you have to ask her first, (or you can tell altar to ask me...im not really on much anymore...)

National Anthem
The National Anthem was composed by the great composer XxNooNgaXx. There used to be a 'hatred of Ant Hill' part in the Anthem. Since we have peace with Ant Hill, we had to remove the sentence.

♪We are Asylumites forever.

We like to be protective and when we come across trolls,

We kick them out.

We have made many groups, and our groups are awesome.

There are many awesome people in the best room of all,

Which is Asylum!

When there are discussions, Asylum always resolves them.

When you want to find the most awesome people in Kongregate,

Asylum is the place to be!

Asylum!♪

Rules
[[File:AltarBozdag_the_Great.jpg|thumb|250px|A troll getting executed.

I find this insulting. That troll looks nothing like me. -Sigma]]
 * 1) Please be respectful. That means trolling, spamming, attention-whoring and just being a dickhead.
 * 2) If there is a mod in the room and they ask you to not do something, you should bloody listen to them.
 * 3) Bring plenty of pie (Preferably pie flavored).
 * 4) Read the Behavior Guidelines and don't be too cheeky.
 * 5) Don't leave any form of booze out on the counter. RemoWilliams will steal it.
 * 6) Role-playing is forbidden. (Minor role-playing is allowed)

Regular Mods that can be found in Asylum
Chrisrandomness

Iamnotamod

JaelieBean

plugin848y

RemoWilliams

TheFlyinGiraffe

Regular Users
Users who are seen in Asylum and are known by most of the people.

AirashiiSachi

AliceTheZombie

Alreany

AmericanLizzy

Anarchy17

AnnlynnV

AshlynnTheCat

beelzebumon

britz123

CrowCane

Cryosize

FinnTheVampire

Gaamercat

gamemoargirl

Henry_Hudson

llAnonymousll

IzaKat

izyizy

izzywisteria

Kazuya121

LakeSnow

littlered266

LongOrangeHair

Maisy1

Numnum47

PikaStalkerz

planetyuba

PumaThePet

rasa13

scorpionShwny

ShadowSnowWolf

SharpieLove

Sigma_Zero

spinertttt

starandgold

tabster97

Tanoak

TBMFITW

Telo1

The_Danger

The_Freeze

TheButler777

TheMomosexual

Tobuscus9

TristanG41

vaso_lam

whozzie

XxNooNgaXx

yoshiyoushaa

ZombieNinjaClown

Ex Regulars

 * These people used to be the regulars in Asylum or Ineptitude. Most of the Ex-Regulars went to Babylon Or Mostly Harmless.

iBot - Kongregate moderator

Fgfgfg - Kongregate moderator

Wolfman216

kirstara

VVolfy

Threadcount - I would like to say, I am sorry i abbanded our home. and i miss all of my family.

professorbananas

PazDaemon

xXmaddie96Xx

FairyThePet

tnttimmy

Gorgontech

starlight74

leotid - I, too, am sorry to have left Asylum. If any Reg, Ex-reg, Wannabe-reg, ect. is reading this, I'll be in Blackmyst with Puma if you need a home.

Pokerhappy

Elcarim

Airumas

Its_Ruth

Turkey116

Sabretoothtiger

GibsonLP93

Gevock

Jclements

PrivateDancer

Kinky_Cat

Cangelgirljess

RebelScum

MoonGobler5858

Rebellion8

Wing007

T3hd0n

Chelsey2

Deathbringer23

Ninja_Seahorse

Henderson

Crazykiller14

pathetisad

Tw33zer510

nate2165

NRmypassword - GIVE ME YO HAAAAAAAATE

Rose_Blade - She's gone, tabster97 is still in contact with her, trying to get her back for us! (failed she went back and didn't like it )

Rezwana - we must accept that she is not coming back, although tab might get her back too

ShadowVarmint - Retired Admiral of the USSN Fleet "Poseidon"

thehater1 - plz don't be mean, its just a username

twinkiegirl

wormyish

Quotes
''' "With PumaThePet and Wormyish no longer attending, I am now the longest standing reg. Let my reign be long-lived and unchallenged." - Your Lord and Master, His High Kingly Royalness, Edmund "Sigma" Zero VII, esquire '''

'''In your dreams Sig, in your dreams. -Wormyish '''

You wish, May not be a reg, but I can't leave the place to waddle in it's own filth -Puma 

yolo-Altar 
 * "I will rebuild the Golden Reich, shall the iron fist wear a steel glove."~Milomike 
 * "Shadow, all your poptarts are cows,"  ~Numnum47 
 * "Now put it into fourth" *Crunch* "That's seventh, not fourth" - tabster97 
 * Kazuya121: Im Naked.  tabster97: Why?  Kazuya121: Because im naked. 
 * "IMMA JEEP" - tabster97 
 * Stomp like a fascist - TBMFITW 
 * "I'm naked, but that dosn't matter, becuase I'm a Jeep" - tabster97 
 * "HOLY... THE ROBOT SPEAKS!!!" Kazuya121 A.K.A Ai Kotoba Chan 
 * "If i could i would **** ing kill you all. but that be hard seeing as how this is asylum." ~From_The_Shadoes 
 *  "I'd Love to shove my nose in your nosetril" CitrusIsSweet (Added by Kazuya121) 
 * "I blame the metric system." -tabster97 
 * "All your DINNER are belong to MAH BOI" "You're smoking weed then you die at a chance of 8.0%, or is it 80%?" ۞ Kazuya121۞ 
 * "I Hug Everybody :)" ~thelissa26 
 * "HUZZAH, YOU GET THE PORNSTAR"~Numnum47 
 * Meh, I could be better, I could be worse. -tabster97 
 * HOLY NYANCAT'S RAINBOWS THAT'S SOME BAD LAG!!! ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * tackle hugs n dogpiles ppl when in a crazy mood*-HAR80 
 * gets out my wi wi sword-HAR80 
 * WHAT U GONNNA DO WHEN THE ASYLUM MANIACS RUN WILD ON U???? - HAR80 
 * What, Just, Happend? - tabster97 
 * Time for me to make my surprise entrance... Hi! *no one answered* That was a lovely welcome *sits in corner and cries*. - demonthewolf 
 * RISE ABOVE HATE-harriwar 
 * I WANT A HUG!!!!- FaerieHunter 
 * YOU TOOK MY MUFFIN! hey, wait a minute. i had am muffin for a foot.....*clunk* Ow! -Brony_and_proud 
 * Leotid Today Has Declare Himself King Leonidas which King of King in the Just Chatting- RickW6 
 * "I AM THE ORACLE OF DARKNESS, FEAR ME!!"- Numnum47 
 * "Yes, Num, you are my Oracle, so tell me the damn future already!"-leotid 
 * I AM A BLOODY GIRL!-harriwar 
 * Yeah yeah whatever, GIMME MAH MUFFIN BACK!! - demonthewolf. 
 * professorbananas: Did i kill chat? carcuss35: Yes .-. professorbananas: YAY FINALLY!!!! 
 * removed for copyright 
 * "I'm glad to be In Asylum, Its a happy gleeful place with.... UDON NOODLES!"- Meeleemazeria 
 * "DOGGYPILE!!!*faceplants floor 2 start it*" - Bloodfairy 
 * "I am so lost......Like usual...."-Numnum47 
 * "sluks in corner"-wingedw0lf 
 * "winged get the hell out of the corner" 
 * "trying to get wolfy out of his corner"-Krish123456789 
 * random visitor: the people in this room are weird... Ichigo_Mew: No worse, they're crazy...but thats why we are in an Asylum!! ^-^ 
 * Meow DAMNIT!! -Numnum47 
 * EATS DEAD BABIES!*-ZombieNinjaClown 
 * did demon ever get his muffin back? - mellisathewolf 
 * "Beware most ppl in Asylum love 2 hug and get hugs"- HAR80 
 * "I Edited The Wiki What Do I win?"- PumaThePet 
 * "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly." -random_emo . 
 * "Why dont you Scidadle, and act like the bitch you are once in a while. Cock suits you, no?-Numnum47 
 * "MuThErFuCkErS I aM tHe NuM, tRy To EaT mE, yOu WiLl FaIl, hehehehehhh HAHAHAHHAH HOHOHPHPHPHOPHPOHodv;hgvdagkbsgkbf;kbgfkjbg Meow :3 ~Numnum47 
 * "I like pie" -Mrkebab 
 * -____________________- *slurred*Never put your mouth on a taffy stretcher. I learned the hard way. 
 * '''"I never thought I'd love being insane so much" -Dragon4444
 * "john madden is king of the moon" -joltman067 
 * "Everything is insane in asylum, you'll get confused trying to catch up on the chats" -JaHaYa 
 * "Mess with me and ill slowly cut ur balls off with a rusty butter knife" -BloodFairy 
 * "Free mushrooms for all." - Mrkebab 
 * =====Don't touch my clouds!! - StaticDemon =====
 * "Im just going to go to the store"- Snailliker 
 * "Why Did you have to kill me like that?"- Numnum47 
 * I hit him with a FLYSWATTER!! Tha thing couldn't hurt a.......oh wait...it could. ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * How could you?!?!?!??!? - tabster97 
 * "EMP INCOMING!!!"- ShadowVarmint 
 * i hate it when people call me demonthewaffle. - demonthewolf 
 * "Came back from my wild rage and coming back to asylum!! hope y'all can forgive me!!!" - Walnutguy15 
 * '''"I'm Geoff. Dont go in my garage.." - Sthenotech
 * "Where'd my foot go?" - Baconator829 
 * Meow :3 -Numnum47 
 * I see **** Being horribly HORRIBLY Raped by Tentacles........With no Cencor bar.... -Numnum47 
 * "bngJGSyougiuhighIUGIUguigYUGs89^&4r867Rt Sorry there was a spider =D its dead now MUHAHAHAHA!!!" -StaticDemon 
 * "I define people here in groups: -lunatics: must be taken care off, insane -docters: must take care, insane -visitors: insane" ~Nyvrem 
 * "Don't listen to Tim... or Horse.. they dont have anything nice to say. and it really is Drags corner.. just because a guy goes into a coma doesnt mean you can take it away." -Gorgontech 
 * Who am I? I am The POOF MAGE!-Numnum47 
 * "Doctor: starandgold is now officially psycho. He needs to go to Asylum." -starlight74 
 * "Would any of you like some cabbage with your fish pie?" -HappyAlcoholic 
 * " A down up. A down up. Remember it well." - Death_Toll 
 * "This Isn't how you do a 69..." - The_Danger 
 * " Bipolor? Hellno! It's called, Asylum brand." - Holyblitz 
 * "I'm the creepy uncle nobody wants their kids to know about." -Simga_One 
 * "So a spiritual bear is in a eagles ass?"- TheTaco2 (or Chuck Norris Jr.) 
 * "SEX~BUTT"~Numnum47 
 * '''"So what exactly do you guys talk about in here?" "We discuss the finer points of philosophy, seek to increase our intelligence via respectable debate, and enjoy the sweet musings of Beethoven. Naw, nigga, we bitch and moan about just about everything, yell at people, and.. Yeah, that's about it. Welcome to Asylum. Aptly named." -Sigma_Zero
 * "XD" -xXmaddie96Xx 
 * Walks away from a huge explosion* Now what?-tabster97 
 * 'I really don't give a shit about this reg stuff :P' -Echo_Shora 
 * "Sto-mach: Stoner Machine" -Scrubmachine 
 * "It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy, but I assure you that it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are instead filled with raisins." -Sigma_Zero 
 * Where is these padded cells :O - theomen5 
 * I'm not a (fill in the blank). i'm a Strawberry. :D ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * Where is my banhammer~yoshiyoushaa 
 * [Someone I don't remember the name of XD] : *pokes rose* Chickenleader: "Holy shiz Rose just got laid! 
 * guys WTH! i said i hated juice - hitler
 * Dear viewer your parents are about to come into your room - the sex scene
 * i never heard anyone say lets Yahoo it. just sayin - Google
 * TheFlyinGiraffe : I shall not touch thy sacred corner. No worries mates. 
 * Pasta....-TacoTerminator