The Singularity

The Singularity is a great chatroom on Kongregate filled with great people :D Be careful, though. There's quite a few people who can come across as being a complete jerk...or as they'd say /b/tard. Haha.

This is The Singularity's Wiki! Whoo! Feel free to add whatever you want. :D It's everyone's.... Just dont be a complete jerk.

The room's ID is 24101, now Maeli owns the room, and the longest loyal member is mytosypian, probably.

If you are a Regular, welcome!

Rules!
1) Please don't type in all caps unless it's for emphasis, and try not to do it too much.

2) Please don't spam the room with the same message, or lots of meaningless junk.

3) Please limit profanity. There are younger people in the room, and others may also take offense.

4) Please don't start fights, or join into insulting others. Take it to whispers.

5) Trolling is lame, and not wanted here.

6) Keep other inappropriate comments to yourself.

7) Please respect other peoples religions. Also, racist remarks aren't funny, or wanted either.

Other than that...

--If it's funny, you probably won't get in trouble for it.

Ehem... Excuse me i have something to say.....

FUCK THE SINGULARITY! FUCK IT FUCK IT!!!!! THEY FUCKED IT UP IM ITACHI11 AND I SAY FUCK IT!

....Thank you for reading this :)

Maeli
The room's owner. Young at heart, especially. Maeli usually is cheerful and great to talk to, but don't troll the room around her. After all, how can you troll when you cannot speak?

TheGhostGamer
"I am the godliest of all users, for when they see me, they pray for salvation."

"Work smart, not hard." -Gregory House, M.D.

Tarlanon
Tarlanon is usually unbeknownst to people but is known to some native members such as mytosypian, Blaze55555, railfun, TobiXTheGoodBoyX, sncorrea, and other mods that come in and out of the room.

Aeriusspades
Owner of The Mall, always seems to show up just in time. :) Also is a friend of Maeli. Usually upon summoning, he comes and isn't afraid to put the banhammer down, but sometimes is AFK at the worst of times.

BlueFox
One of the greatest people I've ever met (Maeli)

Evilution519
Congratulations on your new Modship!! :D :D :D :D

Regulars
Dear users of The Singularity:

Don't self-plug. It's stupid. Don't consider yourself a regular unless you've been in the room for more than two weeks and DO NOT plan to leave in the future.

Your pal, fellow user, room caretaker,

Myto.

afroman666
This guy is pretty funny if he wants to talk to you. Most of the time he's just playing games.

dnevill
Always has something funny to say. Spirited talker.

funiax
Lethargy is awesome. Doeo is the evilest game ever. I win.

GhostlyShadow
Super clean freak. Barely sleeps and tries to persuade Maeli to do the same. Loves eggy rice. :)

inserttaghere
Inserttaghere, usually coming on in the morning/early afternoon, is a playful, talkative person who's nice if you get to know him. Usually not gaming, he is paranoid with people knowing about his location (st00pid stalkers).

Irish_laddie69
Smooth with the ladies. Was also the (so he says) leader of a revolutionary movement in his school that has yet to come to fruition.

Jacob19603
Previous Singularity regular, switched to Digg Mark 1 promptley after haley23, one of the only to do so. After Haley stopped getting on, he switched back to the most epic chatroom on Kongregate (SINGULARITY).

Also despises Mytosypian, for he is a grammar ninja.

Rockfur1996
One of the 2 known people to follow haley to Digg Mark 1. Also did something VERY STUPID (see EPIC section).

Kori
Now a full Singularity regular, Kori is almost always on at a time of need. Kori: I enjoy trolling trolls.

KrauserII
Usually in The Singularity, Krauser is another talkative person who wants to kill Sonny. Ask him about his Sonny experiences. Lolz. Usually, he sings the song "Welcome to the Black Parade" in all caps for fun, which the other regulars find both annoying and funny.

Kuro
Always willing to help someone in need. Just ask for help, and if she can, she will. Often in the room, be it from boredom or what, she is always willing to chat with whoever may be around. Self confessed total dork and nerd, she loves games, old and new. Smart and awesome, she can sometimes be scarier than any mod you meet.

mytosypian
Resident /b/tard and casual troll, he can be rather gruff at times. One of the most hated and loved members of The Singularity and a native as well. Dislikes most members of The Singularity, and is only passive to those who do not annoy him. Suffers from extreme nostalgia. In the end though, he's a rather nice guy. In reality, he can be a /b/tard unless it's his brother online, who shares an account with him. He rarely speaks, though, and usually does not use proper grammar.

Only TobiXTheGoodBoyX knows the difference between the two (he knows them in real life), but you can find out the difference between Myto and myto.

Whatever you do, don't call him his real name and don't get on his nerves. If confronted by mytosypian (myto), follow these steps:

  ''
 * ''1.) Stay calm. Nothing bad will happen (usually).
 * ''2.) Don't try to backsass him; he'll fight back.
 * ''3.) Try to see what your fallacies are.
 * 4.) Don't think there are no fallacies. There are ALWAYS fallacies.

Oni Noquar
Married to Marius Noquar. Not online nearly as often, so just ask him for a description.

railfun
Fail. "Hey, at least I'm funny while I fail." An awkward member. (also coined the nickname sarge for numonered.)

Secrets
=== The creator of Cat in The Bag game played in chat. If you want to know more just ask him :) He's a great guy.

ShadowDrayk
Sometimes you're gonna forget this guy is in the room. He is often quiet unless there is sncorrea or spencer in the room. Isnt called Rayk anymore by sncorrea but she still doesnt like anyone else calling him that. COOKIEZ!!!!!

sncorrea
Young and energetic. She's rather playful, and often around looking to have fun. Just don't call her a guy. Sometimes she happens to be asked if she's Spencer's twin mentioned in Spencer's profile, but they're sadly mistaken.

Spencer12399
One of the newer people to The Singularity. She is usually not a talker unless Sncorrea is there. She will talk if some of her friends are there. But just don't call her a guy.

TaiJParry
He wants to feed the trolls just so that he can kill kittens! &gt;:/

TobiXTheGoodBoyX
Ask to see his YouTubes. Lol.

RanzhaVE Alternate account (newer and going to be better:) GyrosagaProductions

In the chat rooms, usually an either hated or lurved person, depending on your first encounter with him. He hates trolls and will report all who spam. On the other hand, he likes to solve his Rubik's Cube, make YouTube videos, and chat. He is one of the only people who knows mytosypian IRL.

xXGEARXx
Quiet guy with a short temper. He is Sncorrea's Kitty so if you happen to dis him when shes in the room there might be trouble.

whatnow24
Narwhals! This pretty much sums him up. Also best friends with Hiya24, and doesn't make a lot of sense. He thinks he's a mythologic creature, hates protractors, and his dad is "Jebus."

Zanetsu
Great guy in general. Loves games, very friendly, and also from Sweden. He comes with barely legible instructions with no words, but strange, almost alien pictures.

Supaka
Epic Troll Epic Monster

Kuro
Epic Gay Epic Retard

Blaze55555
Epic Annoying Epic Offline

railfun
Epic Fail Epic Fail You just HAVE to say it twice.

Rockfur1996
Epic Desperate. Yes. He asked out Haley. (Major emphasis on EPIC).

KrauserII
Epic Worthy - Rick Roll'D Maeli

sncorrea
Today i will be happer then a bird with a frenchFry! 4-9-09

Vallens2012
Duke seems to think you'd have better luck with a hobo. 4-11-09

Maeli
I made a naked bunny... 4-12-09

Spencer12399
i think i might fail, like railfun 4-12-09

Secrets prefers mature boys? 4-25-09

Whatnow24
No, no, don't, don't touch me, I've, I've been near peanuts, just, just, don't touch, me, no, no don't do it, I, I may have allergies, just, don't, touch me, don't do it. 4-12-09

mytosypian
Protip: No. 4-12-09

Also, you will never hear me say this again: LocoRoco are the cutest little blighters I have ever experienced. 4-16-09

Protip: Your bed is in the same house as you. 4-29-09

TaiJParry
The only sexual contact you will ever have is with a tree. And you'll STILL need to drug it first. 4-14-09

Jacob19603 & mytosypian
Jacob19603: I HATE folding clothes. Its a womans job. Myto:I fold my clothes. Jacob19603: So you see my point.

TobiXTheGoodBoyX and inserttaghere
TobiXTheGoodBoyX: Don't ask why. TobiXTheGoodBoyX: Just accept the fact and move on with your life. inserttaghere: NEVER 4-15-2009

Secrets & sncorrea
Secrets: You'll probably turn out straight. Secrets: XD sncorrea: Lmao well thanks? 4-21-09

mytosypian and TobiXTheGoodBoyX
TobiXTheGoodBoyX: Myto, stop giving protips. mytosypian: Protip: No. 4-12-09

The Anonymous Era: 2007 and Earlier
There is no single user that can currently claim that they have been in the Singularity for more than two and a half years. During this period, most of the users in The Singularity were room-hoppers, or simply part of the Silent Majority; very little chat occurred in the room, and the room was free from drama and flame wars, except in the rare spammer or flamer.

Notable Mods: None

The Development Period: January 2008 to April 2008
This period extends from the emerging of the first few regulars of the room to the appearance of the more notable members during the Gwynarian Dynasty. During this time, chat increased, to which the point that certain regulars made their debut during this period. However, the room was still plagued by disorder and chaos brought by spammers and trolls. This era ended with the arrival of the more notable players in the Gwynarian and Pre-Gwynarian era: haley23, sinnerscreed, Caseman, mytosypian, blaze55555.

Notable Mods: None

Pre-Gwynarian Dynasty: April 2008 to September 2008
Defined by some historians as the Age of Haley (April 2008 to December 2008), this age is one of the most colorful and developmental stages in the shaping of the psyche of the Gwynarian Dynasty. During this era, the undeclared Queen of the Chatroom was haley23, a young girl who shared a relationship with sinnerscreed, a male youth. What could have been defined as a short internet relationship soon became the sole focus of the chatroom, which, at that point, did not experience any major intelligent conversation. The debuts of the numerous users also led to a great deal of drama during the Gwynarian Dynasty.

Notable Mods: None (MSTaylor)

Notable User Debuts: blaze55555, haley23, mytosypian, sinnerscreed, devon544, Caseman, railfun, ShadowDrayk, quigmariano (later TobiXTheGoodBoyX), numonered,

Haley/sinnerscreed Relationship: Early Phases
As in most couple's early phases, their relationship consisted mainly of irrational compliments and ceaseless utterings of "I love you", in multiple variations. This persisted through the first two months, until longtime lurker mytosypian, soon to be identified as a cynical bastard, was to speak up.

Haley/sinnerscreed Relationship: The Mytosypian Chronicles
During this period, user mytosypian had become fed up, and proceeded to endlessly remark about the harsh realities of their relationship, much to many of the then-regulars' dismay. However, his ability of cynicism also worked for him in the fact that he did the same to many annoying trolls who had come into the room. His battles against William900 and other underage or idiotic trolls soon won him the alliance of a few members.

Haley/sinnerscreed Relationship: Ending Phases
Now having his much-needed support, mytosypian had gained enough power to force sinnerscreed, the more level-headed one in the relationship, to see an error of his ways; he soon broke off all romantic ties with haley, and proceeded to ignore her and reject her with every move she made to regain his trust. However, during the Gwynarian Dynasty, that would soon prove a difficult situation for mytosypian.

Gwynarian Dynasty: September 2008 to January 2009
Though neither an owner nor a moderator of the room, Gwynaria was the closest that the Singularity ever had to a leader until the Maelical Dynasty. Her arrival was less than splendid; she eased on into the site's drama, taking part and gaining power through her disapproval of haley's actions, which, by then, were becoming a nuisance to the room. Notable Moderators, such as TheGhostGamer and Tarlanon also arrived onto the scene during this era. However, it was Gwynaria that had a part in all the great flame wars and political intrigue during her dynasty.

Notable Mods: TheGhostGamer, Tarlanon

Notable User Debuts: Gwynaria, imbroken, sinnersscreed, Riyel, SavajCabbaj, funiax, panda90, PokeyFlame, numonered

Haley/mytosypian Relationship: Early Phases
The beginning of the relationship, to quote mytosypian, was "Simply me trying to be nice and realizing that I should be an asshole because this crap always happens and it sucks." The beginning of the relationship could only be described as accidental; mytosypian, feeling sorry for Haley, tried to comfort her, which led to her attachment to him. Not being able to get out of his "relationship" without hurting her, he perpetuated the facade of love, much to Gwynaria's dismay. Gwynaria continued to try to quell this argument, along with managing various other dramatical events at once.

Haley/mytosypian Relationship: The Femmes Fatale
During this period of the Haley/mytosypian relationship was when, as Riyel said, "**** hit the fan." During the middle of October, various female members had started identifying themselves and, noticing Gwynaria's influence and the general politeness of the chat, had begun to arrive, some more promiscuous than others. Characters like panda90 and PokeyFlame, called by the older members as "those hot girls", had showed up, replacing Haley as the flirtatious female of the chatroom. However, haley still identified herself as mytosypian's "online girlfriend", and therefore took great offense at any woman, including Gwynaria, talking to him. She had managed to offend all of the females in the room, a mistake that would soon cost her whatever was left of her love-driven sanity. Later, however, haley would soon grow bored with mytosypian's lackluster remarks, such as:

''haley23: i loooooove you myto! &lt;3''

mytosypian: Okay.

''haley23: say it backkkk! :[''

mytosypian: I love you.

haley23: :]

mytosypian(to: Gwynaria): Ugh.

Therefore, as the relationship slowly approached its fallout, both haley and mytosypian had turned to other members of the opposite sex for comfort. And no, not that way. Though I'm not sure with haley.

Haley/blaze55555 Relationship: Scheming and Schism
By November, both sides had begun working against each other by both figuratively cheating and plotting to overthrow and override the other. Haley had begun this by trying to win over blaze55555, also called Chris, mytosypian's friend from IRL. However, what she did not know was that mytosypian was extremely paranoid of any plots against him, so, with help of characters such as Riyel and Gwynaria, mytosypian was able to learn that haley seeked to influence blaze55555 by figuratively sleeping with him.

Before blaze55555 was completely corrupted, however, Gwynaria and mytosypian had informed blaze55555 of haley's plot, and her efforts were for naught. However, mytosypian himself and panda90 were working on a scheme of their own, one that would lead to the veritable destruction of the chatroom for almost 2 months.

Haley/mytosypian Relationship: Destruction and Fallout
In Mid-December, mytosypian, panda90, TheGhostGamer, Gwynaria, Riyel, and various other regulars were in the room at the same time, along with haley23. mytosypian then decided it was at this time he would put his plan to end his relationship with haley into action. After some slight preparations, TheGhostGamer, Gwynaria, and Riyel began to brace for the epic. After a bit of small talk through private messages to panda90, he let slip a small phrase on purpose: "w panda90 Love the bra, panda."

Haley proceeded to break into insanity following that phrase. The fact that mytosypian, who she had long expected not to go against her despite her betrayals towards him, would betray her was a shock to her. After about 2 minutes of swearing, TheGhostGamer proceeded to hit her repeatedly with the banhammer, which would begin her downfall.

A week later, although no further changes had apparently happened between haley and mytosypian's relationship, her hate towards panda outweighed any hope she had of eliminating her new position as the laughingstock of The Singularity, so she proceeded to go towards TheGhostGamer's homeroom, Digg Mark 1, for comfort. She would later return with much more power and much more dire news, one that would lead to what was called Haley's Drought.

imbroken Chronicles
During the height of the haley/mytosypian relationship, sinnerscreed's cousin, imbroken, made her way into the spotlight of the chatroom. Though the exact nature of her adventures documented is classified, what it did was create tension between haley and imbroken; haley had long thought of the other female users as trying to steal her current "boyfriend" and gain attention. However, this was far from the case. The way that haley treated imbroken during her moments of vulnerability helped to set the entire room (save for a few choice males) against her, which would bring about her exile from the room.

numonered, the Prince of The Singularity
It is during this time that one of the most well-liked and well-respected members of The Singularity arose, equalling Gwynaria in the level of popularity. That user is numonered. Not much was known about him, and his actions did not account for his popularity; however, his mere presence drove the other regulars to slobbering beggars for a taste of his popularity. All the women enjoyed his presence (some more than others), and no male could question him without being interrogated and shunned afterwards. This led to a complete reliance of numonered and Gwynaria's presence within the chatroom at all times, which led to the massive fallout of users after numonered leave (in December of 2008) and Gwynaria's disappearance (in January of 2009).

numonered can also be referred to as: num, numon, Prof. Nohmnohmz, Sarge, and nomonered.

Supakan Raids
During November 2008, a budding young troll entered The Singularity and started trolling many of the regulars. Although his trolling was not enough to merit a ban, many users took offense to his unkind words and began a flame war. However, mytosypian took interest in the budding young troll, and tutored him. However, it would seem that the student surpassed the master in disregard for other's welfare, and soon mytosypian had schooled a monster that he himself could not control.

Supaka, a man with complete disregard for other's emotions, enjoyed trolling and insulting some of the lesser yet still respected members of The Singularity. Although his antics would occasionally target a troll, his reputation would surpass him and many users would take the side of the troll, causing chaos within The Singularity, eventually causing tensions between many of mytosypian's older friends on The Singularity, and, to many, their leaving of The Singularity. Supaka's raids on each person's individual psyche would mar the progress of character development and chat within The Singularity for the next four months.

The railfun/funiax War
What began as a conflict over the obtainable nature of the Sword of Aeons in Fable escalated into a war which would devastate a thousand convo's. Both used logic that was questionable and mediocre at best and though no resolution was ever reached, funiax's lurking nature soon ended the war... for now.

Digg Mark 1 and Haley, the Moderator
Although haley's leaving helped calm the turbulent waters for two weeks, haley and mytosypian were still keeping contact, mytosypian always on a watchful eye in case haley tried to wreak havoc once more. Immediately following the Christmas of 2008, both Gwynaria and mytosypian began to notice that haley was becoming more and more friendly with both the mods in Digg Mark 1 (excluding Ghost, whom she had hated for silencing her) and some of the lesser-known administrators of Kongregate. The news both disturbed and frightened the two users, who had never thought haley could ever recieve any power.

Before haley had fallen out, she had begun to order the users around extremely strictly; not even the word "hell" could be uttered in her presence without her reporting the user. Any comment made to mytosypian or sinnerscreed was met with hostility, and, because she was technically enforcing the rules, the moderators could do nothing in stopping her. With the power of a moderator in her hands, she would have banned many of The Singularity's users into oblivion. Enlisting the help of blaze55555 as extra power, both Gwynaria and mytosypian began another underground crusade to thwart haley's actions; although TheGhostGamer could not have a say in the matter, he also did not want to see haley given the power to silence. Thus, a short crusade to stop haley's seemingly imminent modship began.

Gwynaria's Fading: The End of an Era
As the new year rolled around, the seemingly loom of haley's modship began to unsettle the more logical of the regulars. That, coupled with Gwynaria's personal troubles, began to interfere with her time on Kongregate. Slowly, she began to come online less and less often, until her last visit by the end of January. Meanwhile, haley, who never recieved her modship (and was never intended to), slowly migrated to Digg Mark 1, where she started her attention-whoring scheme anew with the regulars on DM1.

Meanwhile, in The Singularity, Gwynaria's disappearance also coincided with the leaving one of the more talkative and semi-well-liked members of the room, blaze55555. Most regulars, now finding The Singularity boring and unlively, left for other gaming sites, other rooms, or a social life. As the once-lively room descended into a cesspool of trolls and spammers, only a few users were left.

Haley's Drought: January 2009 to February 2009
After Gwynaria had left the room for sweeter grounds, with the imminent, though untrue and completely impossible, prospect of haley becoming a Moderator, many of the older members had either left or cut off all ties with The Singularity. Although some of the remaining members had tried to restore it to its original glory it had during the height of the Gwynarian Dynasty, their efforts were for naught. Haley, though still not a Moderator, had called in what some might have called a pawn in her game: restlessfox. Although eventually identifying himself as a relatively capable Moderator resisting Haley's influence, his arrival, coupled with Haley's resurgence from Digg Mark 1, caused much hostility towards him from the original regulars. This only led to more users leaving the chatroom (though they would return once the Maelical Dynasty had begun), which led to a drought of intelligible and ongoing conversation in the room. Although users still employed the original mods to help combat the influx of trolls and idiots, it was not enough until the end of the drought, when Maeli led her followers across from The Loop to the Promised Land of The Singularity.

Notable Mods: restlessfox, McKain

Maelical Dynasty: February 2009 to Present
From the end of February 2009 to the current day, The Singularity is in a time of relative peace due to the new ownership of Maeli. Maeli, a casual moderator, came into the depths of The Singularity one day and decided to chat with the regulars. After earning the trust and respect of the older regulars, her transition to power as the new owner of The Singularity, though met with some resistance by the more anti-authority regulars (Some just really hated her), was a general success.

More to come.

Noted moderators: Tarlanon, TheGhostGamer, Aeriusspades, Maeli, dacomb

Notable User Debuts: Kuro, GhostlyShadow,

The Great Reboot: System Restart
During the latency period usually experienced during the transition of power, many of the older users, such as blaze55555, numonered, sinnerscreed, haley23 (now MissHaley), eventually made a spectacular (or less than spectacular) reemergence for a short period of time. This eventually signaled the return to the status quo and chatroom activity experienced during the Gwynarian Dynasty. Chatroom activity dramatically increased during this period.

The Great Reboot: why are you installing vista GAHHHHH
What happened during the period of May 2009 to (Period to be determined) was a severe lack of any intelligent activity in the room, the equivalent of installing Vista on a newly-repaired computer, nearly destroying every social increase in chatroom intelligence achieved by the first two months of Maeli's reign, mainly due to Maeli's prolonged absences and summer's influx of new, pre-teen and pre-pubescent children that spammed and trolled the room. That makes me sad. It should make you sad, too.

The Tragedy of funiax
After suffering a major defeat at the hands of WiiPlayer113 in the final rounds of the K.O.N.G. competition, funiax, long-time user and one of the few users to have kept faith in the room during Haley's Drought, almost completely ceased all activity in the room, coming on only once every few days to complete the newest badges. Thus marked another nail in the coffin of the legacy of funiax.

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PROTIP: Editors, wait two weeks after something happens before posting about it. Don't be a nubcake. Also, no ego-boosting. -myto

Here we go with the protips again -Kapithicus