The Spiderweb


 * .=The Spiderweb=

The Spiderweb

 * Come in and Get stuck to the complex infrastructure of the Spiderweb (TSW).

The Spiderweb is a free non-judging chat It consists of many experienced members and a wonderful "loose" MOD, but if u spam he shall not hesitate to silence. In The Spiderweb there are two groups, One led by KanePwns (The Kongregate Pwners), and the other led by Trifle195 (The Chaotic Neutrals). KanePwns has currently retired but often sometimes visits.


 *  NOTICE*  As of January 19th Pwnerofnoobs is The Spiderwebs official Mod. !GRATZ! Pwner

Picture of A spiderweb

FamiliarFaces of Spiderweb
                                                                                                                                                                                                                   -sychs
 * NOTICE: Recently, many, if not all, of the regs of the Spiderweb have pretty much left. Sad, but true. These names may be a little dated.


 * Aremus: He's a Furry (Malapholf = Malamute + Phoenix + Wolf) and is very friendly and nice... Welcomes those into the web with his trademark 'Hiyas ^_^'. Was a reg that was on every other day but had a lapse where he vanished, but he has returned. Still dissappears and re-appears at odd times. is prone to fits of flight of the mind ^_^ ~ last edited by Aremus (A.K.A. Jacob Dakota Phoenix.)

Chatrooms Mark2Mad has been to: Digg Mark 1, AWESOMESAUCE EXTREME!!, and Feed the ducks
 * TheMark2Mad: One of the original users of the Spiderweb. Often falls out with the other users has an extreme dislike to the user Tyleror. TheMark2Mad was a strict follower of trifle195, but recently broke out of his rule to be his own Individual person (still admires trifle). M2M has two Really close friends. These people are Terrin_Eliza, and Thr33dawg. Mark2Mad had a "saga" that was started by tyleror. Tyleror had overexcissively been ______-ish and Got all the other users to turn away from Mark, but Terrin_Eliza stayed as his friend, even as he switched through multiple chatrooms searching for acceptance. Eventually Mark realized that TSW was the only chat for him, and Muted tyleror. He now resides in TSW.


 * ApprenticeChief: (Chief) A new face around but easily made friends and his comments to the chat are usually funny. Is Currently having a competition with Dracore (see below) for the Badge Hunter Title, but has claimed the highest level title from Drac anyways. How will this battle end? Stick to the web and find out.


 * Brytnee: she likes cupcakes. A lot.GIGGITY!!!


 * Chuck_N: Is probably gonna have his description changed...


 * dbsteeler12: Dbsteeler is a recent addition to the spiderweb and is quite funny and chats quite a bit.


 * Dracore: Dracore (Drac) is the current badge hunter of the Spiderweb, but is having a competition with Chief to keep his crown. He was the highest level regular in The Spiderweb (but lost that to Chief) and pretty much pwns any game he plays, which is nearly every game on Kongregate. He is also known to help people with games, and greets newcomers after they are caught in the web. Also, it seems somehow he edited the page on January 2, 2010......when it was 10:52 P.M. January 1, 2010......O_0


 * Fallenangel_Kara:(kara) Is a sister of Trifle's and is commonly seen on the weekends she keeps the spiderweb in order when she's here and she's pretty nice when you get to know her.


 * Hotpocket321: semi new member of the web, Hotpocket is a welcome edition to the web. He is often involved in conversations, though usually ends up missing some part of his hot-pockety self before the end of the chat.


 * hurtfairy11: hurtfairy is one of the nicest people in The Spiderweb. She is always looking for new friends, but won't hesitate to mute.


 * ironwolf9000: Is one of the oldest people on the spiderweb. He doesn't chat much but when he does its a pleasure.


 * Jeffiucs: (Jeff; jef****s) A funny dude that drinks whiskey in the spiderweb. aka The Spiderweb's local drunk. spiderweb local weapons tech as well though seemingly everything get defeted eventualy.


 * kirbyking987: (Kirby) has a sanctuary in the skies away from trolls. He is always friendly and understanding and always looks out for his friends, has his bad days but they are rare. very outgoing and funny. Protects Terrin's new rock and eats anyone who comes near it and takes care of swable101 when terrin isnt there and when she comes back will welcom her with open arms and a bag of catnip. occasionaly chases piepieple drooling and wanting to eat him.
 * LAROIN: LAROIN(Laro) is a quiet one and most of his contributions are "hmm..." and doesn't like to be disturbed or annoyed.


 * mcduderson: Yeah... just, yeah....


 * MrDizzyDEE: MrDizzyDEE is definately from another planet.....maybe.


 * Pankakes: Pankakes (Kakes) is the unofficial leader and owner of the Spiderweb. Known for his futile attempts at fighting away our sworn enemies, the trolls, Pankakes is often seen roaming around anything zombie related - his main feeding ground. Leader and Prophet of his own cult - The Hands Of The Savior. The Cult is based around many gods, the main of which is the Julliefish, the God of The Few. Also, there is the Dlapikasaurus - commonly thought of to be a dinosaur, but that is only his current form. The Dlapikasaurus is the God Of Wealth - Displayed by his golden teeth and his "Bling Bling". Few people know this but Pankakes has a twin brother called Twinkakes.


 * piepieple: Piepieple (pie) is someone who has nearly played every single game on the site. He offers help to those who needs it and is also quite humorous. Was also silenced by THE MEANEST MOD EVER-POKERHAPPY! he was silenced for an HOUR! without a warning! Tyleror now hates pokerhappy. [Don't listen to Tyleror, that's how PokerHappy looked at first sight, he is actually very understandable ad removed my 1hour silence ~piepieple]


 * pwnerofnoobs: (pwner) is a chatter who loses the game a lot. He sometimes makes jokes that are funny.... Sometimes. He sometime chats and sometimes is in "intense gaming mode." He also greets newcomers to the spiderweb, and helps people. He sometimes ignores trolls and sometimes he gets mad and beats them up when he feels like it. He sometimes roles plays and threw jefficus and others into an endless abyss when they wouldn't stop spamming about guns and other things. Pwner has become recently a mod. He is also now the room owner.


 * rofltank: rofltank (rofl) has been one of the worst influences on The Spiderweb. He has his up's and down's, and you can never be sure what he will say.


 * sadeith: Sadeith is good with people most of the time, sand is very tough on trolls. He doesn't like any spam. All caps makes him pissed off too.


 * sychs: Sychs is also a "father of the spiderweb" He, like trifle, welcomes newcomers and often participates in the conversation.


 * Swable101: (Swable, Swa, Swablu) WAS a common reg but since no one said Hi or Wb to her she said that she has left and is never getting on Kongregate again. Maybe. [ I'm only ever going to chat if Terrin gets on, but otherwise, SIANARA UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE! ]~Swable the now-Spiteful one


 * Talith: Talith is often playing AKS2 or some other idle game, and often  NEVER chats.He had the Anti-Idle title (lvl 600 or so) but Tyleror claimed he was hacking and had to start all over back to lvl 1


 * Terrin_Eliza Terrin is new to the spiderweb, but very friendly and quickly got acquainted with everyone. She also likes to hide under her rock when trolls attack. [After one long RP session in the S.W Terrin's rock was blown up by MAH LAZAR!. Let us take a moment of silence to remember it]-TheMark2Mad <--despite the lazar Terrin has found two new hiding spots one is a new rock and the other is a secret.


 * thebakke:(bakke) A common beast commonly found in the regions of Platform Racing 2 and anything Idle based. A quiet beast which if surprised will attack without hesitation.


 * Thr33dawg: Thr33dawg (thr33,mistakenly known as thr33dawq) Is a neutral and a random person of the spiderweb. He doesn't take sides half the time. Sometimes he can half troll and sometimes he is normal. You'll see him in the spiderweb pretty often. Rumors say that he's working on a game with DrunkenMaster4 (see below) called Project C-20.Many say the rumor is false.


 * trifle195: Trifle195 (trifle) is like the father of the spiderweb. Welcome new ones and is funny but calm and conservative. He often does the XD face. Everyone in the spiderweb that chats thinks highly of trifle. Father of Triferor and Trychs195.


 * TwilightDream284:(twi,twilight) likes role playing...... does not like when people fight... AT ALL! is friends with almost all the regs and chats alot. stinks at getting badges. she is usually very optimistic, but does not hesitate to mute very annoying people. created the word rawr (which isn't really said anymore) XD.


 * Tyleror: Tyleror is a chatterbox who speaks his mind and does not recall killing t3ra, he brought t3ra back to life and left her on trifles doorstep. Unfortunately this can make people become frustrated with him and lead to unintentional trouble...


 * xemnas666:(xem) is a nice and funny chatter who enjoys the cyber pankakes of pwner of noobs.... idk wat 2 put here, ppl feel free 2 addh tooh meh thingur,

RaDtYpInG: Is a new addition to the web. - When I'm out, ill make sure this world suffers
 * Drunkenmaster4:(drunk,dm4,master of drunkenness)A unusual person who regularly comes, he want's to become a mod and own the spiderweb but sadly pwnerofnoobs beat him too it.He also knows Thr33Dawg in real life which led to his arrival(Drunk brought Thr33 not the other way around).He has a sex crazed slut of an ex kutekitty24 she's so crazy that she created a kid: drunkenkitty. Everyday he gets even drunker than usual and when he's drunk don't mess with him or you'll get ate!OMNOMNOMNOM.Sadly he has retired.Rumors from Thr33 DM4 has quit because he said it was getting kinda old.So Thr33Dawg is alone without his drunken buddy. But cheer up Thr33, Drunk has TONS of alts so you might see him without you knowing...
 * Paladin6657: There once was the great Lord ( me) who wanted power, too much power. given the One Sword of Power he tried to take over the world. Only the great and mighty hero Dracore was sent to fight him. after a long battle, Dracore the Invincible overpowered the tyrant and has trapped him inside a gem, only to be released at Dracores digression ( who knows when that will be? )"

The Troll is a lonely being, one of hate and incorrect grammar.

Enemies of the Spiderweb
The Spiderweb may be a place of love and caring, but it isn't completely perfect. A select few chose to ruin our tranquility by mindless spamming or heartless comments. Here we will mention a few.


 * The Troll: The Troll is a strange and confused creature. They inhabit the dirty and worthless corners of the outerweb, waiting for innocent bloggers to expose themselves to their childish ways. Using long words or meaningful conversation may usually ward of any of the lower ranked trolls, but the more aggressive, persistent ones may continue no matter what - muting is ALWAYS an option. For more tips on combating Trolls contact Pankakes Or Dracore. (Users always keep a can of troll away and a bottle of STFU on them to fight trolls)


 * Known Trolls: Rofltank. More Trolls are being recognized and noted down everyday - this list will never be accurate.
 * Emxby2 He has deleted this page over and over again. <--Anus

Minor: A troll* who just started being a troll, given three strikes, if they have gotten more than three strikes they are considered a troll and will be moved to the list above.
 * poptar2: be careful on his spams, don't feed him either, strikes [ ✓] [ ] [ ]


 * sieziggy: Consistent SPAMMER says, "I can see your not that smart* Mute on first entrance, strikes [✓] [ ✓] [ ]
 * note: we used the checks because..you know we thought they looked cool
 * WARNING:a troll in Arkansas deleted this page,thanks to DarkHero1337's hard work this page is back up again YAY!

*The Legend of Roferor
      A poorly drawn picture of a baby smiley made by thr33dawg (the face is closer to blue because they are more babies that are male than female)  Roferor is a "baby" created by rofltank and tyleror. No one really knowswho controls it, how it appeared, or what the heck it is YES WE DO THR33 GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT DRAC MADE THE THING! (I didn't write the false statements it was drunk i'm not the only one that edits the wiki ya know.So get off my back GAWD~Thr33Dawg) But there is an account called Roferor that so etimes "chat cries"... A lot. It was made one night when there was some extreme role playing going on, then a large explosion and *BAM* there was baby Roferor. Recently Roferor died and now Roferor X (a machine) has come to take it's place. We are using it because we do not know its gender (it could be another gender for all we know)

After Roferor there has been other "babies" along the way like:

T3ra =???+??? all the webbers know they're a couple you would never had guessed

Triferor=Tyleror+Trifle195

DrunkenKitty=Drunkenmaster+KuteKitty

and Trychs195=Sychs+Trifle195 (although not acknowledged by Sychs as being real)

Likes&Dislikes
Can you agree with them?

Aremus

likes:

dislikes:

TheMark2Mad

likes:

dislikes:tyleror

ApprenticeChief

-I don't really have any likes or dislikes.~ApprenticeChief

-AC is a zombie. He doesn't like or dislike anything.~sychs

-If he's a zombie why isn't he in the ZP with the others?~Trifle195

-Because he is in hiding from the police, for being too awesome.~sychs

Brytnee

likes:cupcakes A LOT

dislikes:

Chuck_N

likes:

dislikes:

Crackalacka42

likes: The Spiderweb (FTW!)

dislikes: mean people, trolls, spammers, ANYONE WHO IS ANNOYING ME

dbsteeler12

likes:

dislikes:

Dracore

likes:

dislikes:

Hotpocket321

likes:not being eaten

dislikes:being eaten

hurtfairy11

likes:T3ra as a friend

dislikes:

ironwolf9000

likes:

dislikes:

Jeffiucs

likes: whiskey(duh),hellhounds, kirov airships, full auto shotguns, trolls(as in from lord of the rings), and mechs

dislikes:rofltank,noobs,and trolls(the internet kind)

kirbyking987

Likes: Pie, Waffles, randomness, RoS, animals, BUNNIE, anime, videogames, Dancing, BROWNIES.

Dislikes:bees, peas, trolls, people who are mean to my friends,dead chat, CHAT KILLERS, sad Friends.

LAROIN

likes:Internet,Being Asian.

dislikes:

mcduderson

likes:

dislikes:

MrDizzyDEE

likes:

dislikes:

Pankakes

likes:

dislikes:

piepieple

likes:PIE WAAT NAO????

dislikes:getting mocked by the same two people over and over again about the same two topics

pwnerofnoobs

likes: pretty much everything besides my dislikes, role playing (in chat not in life....),

dislikes: trolls (duh), wanna bes, kids in my grade that you don't care about....

rofltank

likes:Thr33Dawg as a friend

dislikes:Tyleror,Roferor

sadeith

likes:

dislikes:

sychs

likes:music,being in a band, more music

dislikes:yes

Swable101

likes:Yoyoyoshi as a friend/pet

dislikes:when people ignore her

Talith

likes:

dislikes:

Terrin_Eliza

likes:

dislikes:

thebakke

likes:

dislikes:

Thr33dawg

likes: music fads: such as sparta remixes,red zones,etc annoying Trifle for amusement (whinch is unwise),Fallout 3,trolling,equals three,Family Guy,King of the Hill,The Angry Video Game Nerd,getting attention,being random,making music,fighting

dislikes:THE TROLL THAT DELETED THIS PAGE AND FRAMED ME FOR IT!!!

trifle195

likes: The Chaotic Neutrals, being a Chaotic Neutral leader, Pankakes(user), Kara (sis), most of the spiderwebbers.

dislikes:being annoyed,T3ra,Thr33Dawg, when I can't find my antidepressants, and school.

TwilightDream284

likes:roleplaying

dislikes:

Tyleror

likes:stuff

dislikes:rofltank, mark2mad, attention whores, PEOPLE WRITING THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT HE ISNT AWARE OF!

xemnas666

likes: almost anyone, trolls :), fogtin9, skullzmaster, hurtfairy, trifle195 -again almost everyone- anti-idle: the game, and roleplaying, thr33dawg, pwnerofnoobs' special pankakes :D :D :D, kara, tyleror -evn tho he MIGHT hate me ^_^- spammers, spamming, hating things, MY LIST, FIRIN HIS LAZAH!!!!!, lexy1234, ppl who use their name/password with qwerty in it, t3ra, elona shooter, easy games, bloons, ipod touch, call of duty nazi zombies, family guy, WALL-E ;), apprentice chief, infectionator,

dislikes: Nothing :D

drunkenmaster4

likes:Thr33Dawg in both worlds (as a best friend)

dislikes:Drunkenkitty

Paladin6657

likes:being godly,hot girls,anything ancient, medieval, dinosaurus, world history, eletronics

dislikes:dislikes, mean and rude coments perverted ppl, puzzles, hard video games

Fallenangel_Kara

likes: Thr33dawg, T3ra, Trifle195, everyone else...Pretty much everything else...

dislikes: The fight..., getting too drunk, Mean people, and dying...(Dying and Reviving repeatedly is such a pain.)

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We gots a gallery where you are free to post stuff/pictures, the kongregate collab is overrated when we have THIS!

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Just keep it clean, no explicit, racial or mean (towards us) stuff.

Otherwise...yay!

Commonly Used Phrases,Nicknames,and Codenames
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