User:Xlauraluxuriousx

Laura
I float around from different rooms, but usually I am in Paradise. There is nothing to me, you can read me like a book.

Myspace Kongregate

Laura is my name. It's not something I shame. We all know I bring the game, and my game sure ain't lame. That's cause I'm one hell of a dame. My mad skills gave me my fame. I can pull it back and know how to aim. What you think & I think ain't the same. Since I'm the lion and I'm not tame. I'll own your ass cause Laura is my name. [Vane: LAAAME] 

Random Facts:
 * 1) I talk of being naked often.
 * 2) I am usually clothed.
 * 3) My favorite number is 452, seriously.
 * 4) I wear toe socks a lot.
 * 5) I hate wearing white socks
 * 6) I am but one faceless and unremarkable attention whore in the flood of attention whores that comprise the Internet.
 * 7) The smell of money is good to me.
 * 8) Smells are a large part of my attraction, if you smell bad.. I won't like you. :/
 * 9) Girls tick me off a lot.
 * 10) I used to carry mushrooms in my pocket because I liked the way they look.
 * 11) The first time I lied to my mom I said that my friend Shannon bit me because I didn't want the dog to be put to sleep.
 * 12) The smell of quesadillas makes my head hurt.
 * 13) I bite.
 * 14) I have huge feet and an abnormally long uvula.
 * 15) Nope, I don't love you anymore.

People I Love
Most likely not you. NAFeS D00my evilducks MillionsLivio (he doesn't love me. :c ) Joshhh (He says thanks) Kasualty Pop&Fresh purplecat Sparticus117 Witchcandy Spes KonekoKeita (He loves you back!) Mastry Colonel Sanders Nerdrock101 Adolf Hitler Awalters Yuripro84 DJMarcoh XomegaX Gevock CaptainRed DemonDays AnnieBananie

Quotes

 * DemonDays: *goes in Laura's pants*
 * evilducks: *Yanks Tyler out.*
 * evilducks: Mine! :P
 * DemonDays: *goes back in*


 * KonekoKeita: Laura's a 40-year-old male who stole a bunch of photos from my girlfriend and photoshopped them to make a fake myspace to stalk 13-year-old boys.


 * Spes: You wanna feel my e-bewbies, Cap? :)


 * Mastry: Laura has a penis. Don't let her fool you.


 * DemonDays: In the bed with Bob Saget I have to go fix a big mess IN MY PANTS


 * evilducks: I wank when I'm lonley, and the Filipino hookers are getting HIV tests.


 * AnnieBananie: XD That's how I feel about everyone in this room..if we were all put in a room in real life..it would be so quiet..until Laura starts yelling "NAKED TIME"


 * Gevock: Please don't stop doomy


 * random_emo: And we're all getting boners.


 * NAFeS: Evil..is that a midget in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? ;)


 * AnnieBananie: Random..you should keep your nose out of chocolate rubbings!


 * Killuakun: I'm kidding, Laura, i would love your ownage all over me.


 * omgroflatu: laura, you can own me. put me on a leash, and keep my in that trapdoor under your bed.


 * joshhh: *owns laura*


 * TarynDarkwind: I am going to make the educated assumption, especially considering the content of your shouts page, that you are the resident mod stalker of Kongregate.


 * HumanityAsAWhole: Laura is seriously the most unremarkable person in history. Not a single spark of intelligence or uniqueness to be found.


 * Gevock: *Nudges josh* come on, you've been in the closet with her for god's sake.


 * omgroflatu: i'm still shocked that things with laura can get not too sexual


 * evilducks: *Drinks champagne under a pink umberella wearing pumps, and in a high pitched voice says.* That's absured omgr!


 * evilducks: I'm trying to be sly enough to pounce my dog. xD


 * random_emo: HardOn apply directly to the Laura.


 * KonekoKeita: Penis. Pussy. SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM. Dur wut how u get badges?!?!?!? answere bastards!


 * NAFeS: What can I say...I miss my Larry.


 * Blarlack: But I think I've just found someone who can type so badly even *I* can't read it.


 * joshhh: *straps on vagina*