Pride

Pride is a chat room on Kongregate, named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Pride has changed many times and will probably change again.

The regulars of Pride (Pridemates) are a loosely-united lot of the bored and boring. Due to consistently having a lower population count than other rooms, many noobs find themselves there from time to time. A few Pridemates are so bold as to act like they have some semblance of intelligence. Most...well, they know they have no right to act in such a way. Conversation ranges from such topics as sex, politics, how much the Pridemates' respective countries suck, and other trivialities. People without a sense of humor will find Pride even more disgusting than Pridemates themselves do, and have a tendency to flee in horror. Pride is the only chat room on Kongregate to feature Ed Norton's approval.

The Rule of Pride
There is only one rule set in stone, but it is enforced with ruthless efficiency. Once upon a time there was talk of such thing as RP Fridays, but everyone knows they're just a myth.
 * No RP

The Pridemates
If you think to yourself, "Should I be on this list?" you probably shouldn't. But, feel free to ask someone regardless.

Oldies who haven't been seen in a while...

0600Hours


 * Not too bright, but he's at least smart enough to know it. Has a Chuck Norris avatar.

blu3b3rry


 * blu3b3rry? Who's blu3b3rry? Her name's Van, obviously. lrn2read.

Disasterbation


 * Ego-driven space-time meat vehicle. Is very British, and hates southerners indiscriminately.

GBros


 * The elder GBros. Wannabe flash game developer. He's only on Kong to chat, and is seeking intellectual stimulation. He rarely, if ever, finds it.

GBros_S


 * The other GBros. Claims he was the original GBros until his account was hijacked. He probably wants to make love to you.

KORKAS


 * Pride's resident Canadian. Is on a neverending search for the official gay chat room, so Pride is close enough.

Postalmo


 * One of the original Pridemates, he has been in Pride longer than you've been alive. A mysterious man, indeed.

PsyClone411


 * One of the few number-namers accepted in Pride, he is known for his slightly disturbing fetish for Asian women.

Saberioninja


 * Your average 15 year old male. Also a fledgeling game developer. Hopefully it won't completely suck.

Regulars

Cali17


 * HAI!!!!!!!!^^ Likes exlamation marks, and LOVES L and yaoi.

darkklown


 * Friendly when it suits him, and unintentionally funny while... ahem... medicated. Don't confuse him for a juggalo because of his name.

dzmttsh


 * Call him dz. No further information is currently available.

Ed_Norton


 * Claims to be world-renowned actor Ed Norton, and has a penchant for expressing his approval or disapproval of things.

gamer177

A cuban with a persian sword, he's "deadly", and always up till the hours of dawn. One of the oldest people in Pride until some idiots came and forced him and some other orginals to find new shelter. He's back ;).

HellsSerenade

Comes and goes as he pleases.Get in a fight with him and you're probably going to lose.

HundredAndFour


 * Has a litany of music playlists. Rarely chats except to insult the intellectually devoid.

IzzyTyler44


 * She is one of the oldest Pridemates in Pride, she was the one who lasted through all the dumb crap. Likes to give nicknames.... well if she thinks you're cool.

naptiem

He lieks to take naps. He also tells amazing blow-your-head-off stories of magic and wonder!

rachela

TheRubberDrapes
 * Claims that she is the most boringest and dumbest person ever. She resides in Skippyland and is an easy person to chat with. Talk to her as much as you like, and you'll always get a reply. unlss u tlk lyk dis. But be warned: your IQ will decrease rapidly when you talk to her.
 * Oranges.

XxXKrYsc0XxX


 * She's cool. She doesn't get on Kong much anymore. So if you see here that is a rare event.

The Pride Election
Pride Elections, 9/12/10

On September Twelfth, in the grand year Two Thousand Ten, an election for the President of Pride was held. After much debauchery, the victor was declared by the holy trebach, to be Mattmeister. Mattmeister promptly installed this veritable holy legion of people into his cabinet.

President: mattmeister 

Vice President: rachela 

Supreme Court Chief Justice: trebach 

And so Pride would prosper forevermore under his wizened leadership.

The New Parliament of Pride
So forevermore turned out to be quite short, and Mattmeister handed his job as president over to rachela on the 2nd of October 2010. He resigned with a "Try not to get entangled in foreign diplomacy". His advice will be heeded. The new parliament is:

President: rachela 

Vice President: topsup 

Supreme Court Chief Justice: trebach 

Body parts of Pride
Heart: rachela 

Soul: solprovider 

Brain: trebach 

Eyes: Postalmo 

Lips: LilMisHottie 

Hair: TWEWYR 

Ears: bacman136

Eyelashes: Sorynis

Head: frankiesmum 

Liver: TheRubberDrapes 

Old liver (Pride had a transplant): HappyAlcoholic 

Backbone: topsup 

Toenails: goldensun189 

Jugular Vein: ValentyneSmith 

Epidermis: Felixoo7 

Iron Lung: mattmeister 

Left index fingernail: MC2004 

Femur: MoonPawTheWolf 

Left arm: Killer_of_doom 

Blood cells: pwnerofpwners 

Humerus: laxman09 

Right middle finger: adiodude55 

Pinky toe: darklotus21227 

Spleen: Adrokila 

Right arm: Djshadow09

Left ring finger: littlehorsepony

Left big toe: codemon94

Tummy: Cali17

Metatarsals: gummywormz

Note: this section is unfinished due to rachela's crappy memory and the fact that the body is still being put together. Please do not complain. It's not her fault she fell down those stairs as a child, but on the bright side, she can now smell sound.