Ninja Chat

Ninja Chat: Where the Ninjas Roam

Seriously, it's Ninja Chat
We are pretty much one big dysfunctional Kongregate family. The mods here are fair so don't abuse their kindness. Allen42, Azieru, Blarlack, Confuzzledmaniac, FuzzyBacon, QnMidnight, Xestrix, and Xiatrix are usually there to keep things turning and keep us from killing each other with our ninja skills. Phoenix00017 also lurks in Ninja Chat, but since he graduated to "Admin" and got his shiny K, apparently he's too good to talk to us peons anymore. He'll pop in every once in a while - just remember, bow twice before speaking, or he'll get angry and mutter something about "whippersnappers." TheresaC can also be spotted in Ninja Chat every now and then, but she doesn't talk much because Blarlack smells and she hates him.

We are a great little group on Kongregate but don't let it stop you from coming in to say "hello".

Usually we float around 120+ users (sometimes 180) at a given time so there is always someone to talk to. Just remember though, if one person really bashes you for being a newb, (new to Kongregate), just let it slide. We can be a bit harsh sometimes but we mean no harm. However, if it gets beyond simple bashing, track down a mod or use your mute button.

Some of our room's little rules:


 * 1. Please don't post easy badges. Most of us do not care if you got a easy badge. The badge notification is poorly worded and incredibly spammy, and we have yet to find an easy badge hard enough to justify copying a 4+ line message.


 * 2. Please don't instigate or be an idiot. Do not spam. Do not be stupid. (IF you have to ask, don't say or do it.)


 * 3. Please keep the vulgarity at a minimum. (Or at least make it funny).


 * 4. Do not come in here and act like a fool. (See #2.) We are not newb harsh, BUT we will kick you around if you start acting like an idiot.


 * 5. Watch the caps, and no links to anything inappropriate. If you think it might be, then it probably is.


 * 6. Never, and I mean NEVER, conquer other chats in the name of Ninja Chat, otherwise you will get a tongue lashing from Blarlack. And you will deserve it. If Blarlack isn't available, Fuzzybacon will settle for giving you an actual lashing.


 * 7. It's Azieru's fault. I miss him a lot. Xiatrix should come back as well. :( The hilarious part is that the day after Blarlack added this, they BOTH came back. At the same time. I was totally "WTF HAX" and they were like "ZOMG NUB!". And then Xiatrix was like "Bye" and I was sad.


 * 8. Don't piss off Regulars, especially not a certain x20Mikex20. Or protoss. He hates idiocy in all forms, and mutes.  And the worst thing?  He never unmutes.  Neither does Mike.  Both of them will mute you more times then Phoenix's age.  I'm thinking of a number between 20 and 60... 


 * 9. Ninja Chat is a part of Kongregate. This means that users are subject to the rules and terms stated in the Code of Conduct. Read up: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct


 * 10. If it's not Azieru's fault (see rule 7) it's Meepo's fault. That or Rune's. Or Toss's. Or whoever you feel like hating on at that particular moment. *Volunteers Bobart*

Ninja Chat Regulars
So, if you are a regular of Ninja Chat, then post your nick here. Alphabetized, for her pleasure: (...I see what you did there, but you ain't foolin' me. :P)

''Important Note: Do not directly edit other people's entries, please. You can leave comments afterwards, but don't change what someone else has written about themselves, and ensure that any comments you leave are not insulting or harassing. Do not remove other people's entries.''

Agius23: Gamer by day...... Yeah im a gamer by night aswell.

Azieru: Z totally comes before L. Blarlack erased my proof of such, so you'll just have to trust me on this one. (pics or it didnt happen -Rico)

Albinoblackbear: Im a black bear with the genetic mutation that causes me to be white. Not the same as a white bear/polar bear.

Allen42(Allen, Ninja Dad): The old man of Ninja chat. It's mystifying that I, er, he can be so old and yet so cool at the same time. I spend way too much time on Kong. Pro Tip: Don't be be both arrogant and ignorant.

Arassar: Ninja Chat is the only channel that didn't make me want to stick a pencil into my eye, so I decided to hang out there whilst gaming. I guess that makes me a regular.

ArcaneViper(viper): You missed me out. Watch out for Blar when he's on a rampage its a mute fest. 2 years on Kong and Ninja chat is my home (yes i live in cyberspace now)

Bawnk: Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal. You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and—brother—I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be f——ing dead! Whoooo!

Blarlack(Blar): Blarlack is the destroyer of fun.

Blummy: Yeah, im sorta an Ex-Regular, fuzzy know me, i think, we used to be friends :/ XD

Bobart: aka OCTOJESUS. aka Crusader For The Glory Of Ninja Chat! (Also, "Bobart is fighting the alphabet!!!!", but the alphabet cast "Summon Blarlack" and Bobart got pwnt.) ['cuz Blar's a meanie...did you just pop in and edit that?] (I would never.) ''Or... would he? Dun-dun-dun-duunnnnnnnn Yep. He would.''

Catgravy(23): I am two things. I am a cat and I am a man. Imagine a kitten head on a human body wearing a top hat and a suit coat. (1) On April 8th, at 3:37 Eastern Standard Time "Thay call mee Freedom Fighter" (direct quote) made his second coming as "Blarlikestheco**". It was fore told of in the bible of Yar. (What happened to Ninja Chat?) ''Three words. Bad. Mental. Picture. ''

Confuzzledmaniac: "I am the spore of your pride, an angel heavensent." For my safety, and your own, do not piss me off. It will end in me yelling at you to get off of my lawn, and wondering how the hell I got outside. I'VE NEVER SEEN HALF OF THESE PEOPLE BEFORE. Ergo, not regulars. (Confuzzled: Sleep is for the weak! Rose: ...But you're going to sleep now...)

CrimsonLies: As Blarlack wants me to not take up 30% of the Wiki, I'll be boring! Where's people's logic these days? Moo.

daemon_slayer59: &lt;--- Aka, Pie, Aka, Fail, Epic Fail ^.^ *( Yah especially since I didn't add this myself &gt;_&gt; -Dae)(Especially since you can't spell 'yeah'-Rose)(Your new nickname is Mr. Grumpy Pants.-Rose)

Daneman: The only reason i wont be in ninja chat is if it's full. Unfourtunately i haven't been on recently because i just bought GH3 but i will probably be on more often soon.

Darkheart291: I'm a ninja samurai zombie vampire werewolf emo teddybear jerk fail (cross dressing?)(Damn straight!) jedi with butterfly properties, who likes to burn things.Stalker?(UP6)yeah one of the 2 unknown

Darkninja632:yeah.. im an extreme gamer... but can (amazingly) still get a girlfriend! i usually have something to contribute to conversation.

DaSchupp: Sometimes! Like today, I pobably won't tomorrow Put in the right stop by Runerocker864

DazaKingRFC: Ninja Chat is the only chat I use! I be a regular. I won't ever use another Chat Room. Seems to be always looking for something too(UP6)

Demonwolf (Wolfy, Demon): I'm unable to condense my entire profile into a short, witty bullet point. Best just read my profile. If you think 4 mods is "a lot," that's just because they want to take over the world they like Ninja Chat.

http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Chat Dr_Watson(Doc): I want to say something funny or witty, but I'm too lazy to think of anything.  * Inserts one for him* Zomg, it's a virus in chat!http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Chat

DorkPhones: My mind works in strange ways. And this is the point where I DON'T say "Ooh, cookies!" because that's far too cliché and I don't even like cookies that much anyway. ''Heretic. Thou shalt not remain in the land of cookie-lovers any longer. Where'd I put my pitchfork...?''

Doujin (Dou, Jin, Jazz): Im a wierd trying to be funny person that likes everyone!!! i like all things ninja! may it be ninja cookie, ninja bananas, ninja chairs. i like it! Excepts if its about chickens, bewbs ( . Y . ) but i'll say em nonchalantly...only because i have nothing else to talk about and its awkward there...

emokid223: Likes pie... I dunno...

Gmaesatr123: The only thing seperating me from you is my cerebral cortex.

grrrlpower5 (e-beth from da hud, grrl, gurly, mrs. power, e-beth): I quote things. Deal with it.

hinamuffins(muffin): the one and only! YAY-ness! ^_^

FairAsTheRose: -Punches you all in the face- (we made you a shrine-DH)(It's true, it's even quoted &gt;.&gt;) (Launches fail nuke)(Property of Caine)

Fire_Emblem8745:A regular ol' nerd willing to tackle anything that exudes the slightest whiff of "boring". Nickname is Iron.

Frostfyre: Frosty

iSocket: Imbued with iAwesomeness

iSokrias: Dotdotdot

Jacanata: not very talkative usually happy to help, loves pillows cause dey comfy

Jazzal: Would like to think he is cool. Is cool. Wishes everyone else was as cool as he is.

JmYeom: always on ninja chat, pops in at least once a day, friendly and badge addict :)

JonnyRico: You all just lost the game.

KakashiFNGRL [Kakashi, FNG, FN, Soy]: I'm NOT Kakashi, I am his FANGIRL ! Steal my FNGRL-name and I will hunt you down! Riku is my Kongregate boyfriend and the Kongregate father of my children, touch him, you die as well. kpham is my slave, also my future babysitter. My mother-tongue isn't English so sorry if I make some spelling mistakes, you're welcome to correct me. If I like you enough not to kill you, you may call me Soy. That's all I have to say.

Keorode(keo): I am Link! See, I have a Master Sword and everything. *Twitch* I even have a fairy. She tells me to burn things. Happyfuntime for all!

Kimphin007 (Kim, Kimp, Prego,KP, Kim-E frum da hud): The original female of ninja chat. Known as the Ninja Bitch. Usually passesout nicknames to anyone that matters.

Kinsin (Kin): Funniest ninja since the power rangers.

LDellosa: I'm LD. You would think that someone of my caliber would have something amazingly clever or funny to put in this space. Well... Uh... ^_^'

Meepo: Creator of Reys Quest, Fredrico and Waffleman... its the one and only Meepo! Developin' and striving for greatness, he daily proclaims "Chips in a tube?! Thats crazy!! *chugs Pringles* num num num num num!!"

Fuzzybacon: Doesn't know where F is in the alphabet. (originally located between I and P, apparently...) ''Originally, and always. Blarlack's a meanieface!'' Pants Optional.(It's the Baconator!... i just noticed your in the wrong spot)

MomochiKing (Momo) Yay right next to Fuzzy ^_^ Runerocker says: Really? I thought you were next to meep and moose.... MomochiKing:Nope im just that good &gt;_&lt;

Monkmoose: In the eternal struggle for spiritual balance, one may find both peace and bliss in the depths of an Oreo cookie.

Mr_moocky I felt my name was missing.

NinjaMafia: aka RaptorJesus.

oddish: i r regular nao? And Greg is a tool. Amen brother

Odjn: He's been there forever, but is usually too busy lurkin' to chat

OmegaKaiSi: We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. ~Chuck Palahniuk

panthershah(HHH): He never says anything quotable. Big fan of games and music. Hates FuzzyBacon with a very strong passion.''I would like to point out that HE CHALLENGED ME! To what? A pantsless diss fight? ^.^ ''

Pekkekke: Probably doesn't like you. Don't take it personally.

Phoenix00017(Nix,ld Man, Grandpa, Italian Stallion, Tuba man, Man-Whose-Denture-Glue-Keeps-Kongregate-From-Having-Fun): Git off of my lawn you whipper snappers! *waves cane menacingly*

PrinceEko(just call me eko): Hey, don't forget me! I've never been to a different chat room. The first time I logged in to Kong I was in Ninja Chat, and they welcomed me (especially trooper), so I decided to stay. :D

protoss_rush(kid, SMART GUY, Toss): need...more...n00b souls... '

Puppettron(pup): i'm a better(smarter) troll than you. see UD for accurat definittion. And spelling

Quinnisfat (quinnis, guinnis, fatty): been here a while, i get on usually every day that my computer works. Havent chatted in a while, i play a lot of games. PS - i knew all these guys before they were mods!

rachiface: Apparently not a regular because she hasn't been here a year. (Whatevz. EXECUTIVE POWER, GO.)

rags18: I dont chat too much but when i do i rule.

rockerchic :  teh muffin queen who collects eyeballs

rodi: Destroying clocks. Healing pirates.

runerocker864: Before you ask, no, I do not play Runescape. Asking will result in being kicked like a noob, slapped with a fish, locked into a closet, and being fake/real muted (Which one? You'll never know ^.^ *Dramatic theme*). I also play soccer and knock Ye Olde Fossil about being old(e). Hey rachi. Ya. Cut the dramatic theme now, it's turning into overkill &gt;.&gt;(Still rocking runescape?) Nope, just runeing rocks.

Scampy: Bottom feeder, likes to pick off the dead, dying and decaying noobies.

Seonaid94(seo): Likes to talk...a bit too much. XD

sonofcaine: He isn't online much anymore, but when he is, he contributes to the conversation. (Property of Rose)

stevenorr: Leader of The Great Skype Migration! (Skype: ehyoukids) Raptor Jesus &gt; Octocrapfacejesus (Also, I'm pretty bad at being funny)

Taltandi: Im unknown ''Oh noes! I thought unknownperson6 was unknown? =o! ''

talonkarrde07(Tal,Talon)

I am also [one of] the King of random. For Tennis I'm just a lowly Prince. :P Hey look I've got 2 fonts!

thehair6: regular and friendly hairball

The_kyuubi: resident furry and extremely psychotic (hey look i'm below the hair and on top of trooper)

Trooper(Troop): In My Badoodoo.

Unknownperson6: "I just wanted to be cool...XD" Trooper has fangirls!

Upaut(up): "She's shallower than a loli's cleavage!" "You could literally make a Snuggie out of Anne Rice's flesh...:P"

WargenElite(War,Warg,Fail,King-Troll)"Age:Sexy Sex:Yes Please""Loves all the girls in Ninja Chat""Strict Believer in Octo-Jesus"

Wurmish: I lurk, I'm not a nice person, but everyone will tell you different. Don't believe them. Runerocker says: He's also a self-proclaimed jackass and Starfighter addict. That and he doesnt know how to spell Wyvern. Wurmish replies: I'm an asshole, hoolio is the jackass. And Wyverns have nothing to do with my name, just my tattoo.

w1n5t0n: The only one without a motto thing or whatever behind their name

Xestrix: Better than you :O

Xiatrix: "Wait, why's your name on the list twice? ...Oh."

YogurtDawg: I found the underline print!

Zackman14:  Second from the bottom... DANG YOU ZEPH and your "E" &gt;&lt;{{{{*&gt; a fishie i wish i invented....... ---V--- that sounds painful.

Zephry(Zeph, Zep, Alex, Bob, ZDawg(courtesy of up6): *facestalker* O.o *faceburglar* &gt;.&gt; *facegroin* o.o *footgroin* &gt;.&lt; *facellama* =D (Last of the list = win)

Random Thing That I Wanted To Put In But It Didn't Really Fit Anywhere Else So It Gets Its Own Section Down Here At The Bottom
(Unknownperson6 wants own section =D)



oddish says: That sun sure is shiny. Fuzzybacon is in your edits, correcting your intentionally stupid spelling... oddish is teh ninjahs your edits ''Fuzzybacon would like to point out the oddish is a bloody awful ninja. So obvious. (...don't make me separate you two.) Runerocker points out that momochiking, ninjamafia, and monkmoose are already separating them.'' Real Runerocker says: Alright, spam box fixed. I swear it wasn't me this time. Swing! bananahammah swing!

OmegaKaiSi says: I think Phoenix is a bit older than our sun. Indeedly doodly, He's an old buggah!

Runerocker says: Nix must be older than the sun, 'cuz if the son was older than 'Nix it would have blown up by now. And if he shakes that cane at me again so help me....

Spam box removed by Kasumi_Shinzawai :) What spam box? ^.^

Journal log, June 28, year of our lord 30,978. Encountered hostile indigenous life, local natives seem helpful, offered a sacred "wiki" of their land.What significance this has I have yet to discover, but I have a bad feeling this will lead to some dark secrets, long forgotten by time... -Stinray

Runerocker864's Specialty Rock Service: We sell all kinds of runed rocks for way less than the                     '''competition. If you're interested drop me a shout on my profile. All sales are final. All money          ''' '''will be deposited into a Cayman Island account and my name is NOT Bernie Madoff. I swear.  Look, I even have this obviously not photoshopped certificate of authenticity. So buy your shiny         ''' '''new runed rocks today! '''(Thanks Zeph for getting rid of the spam box)

Momo: What kind of runes?

Darkheart291: this is so i never have to say hello to anyone ever "hello to anybody who logs on :P"

FairAsTheRose's Punch count: 10 per hour

Zephry:I don't see a spam box anymore...

Additionally!
April 23, 2009:

Phoenix00017: From across the room where my wife is studying for her med school boards: "Is that a penis??"

Phoenix00017: (apparently syphilis can obscure whether or not something is a penis...)

...

Phoenix00017: She keeps trying to show me the picture.

...

Phoenix00017: Riiight...my wife's penis is obscured by vd...

Runerocker864: If you didn't have that shiny red K after your name I'd knock you again about being old. But since you do, I'll just shut up and kiss your feet.

''your wife is dirty....... '' -Talon

Blarlack: blarlack is gulibblbblbbl

Blarlack: bibble is a silly word

Blarlack: bblbblbblbblbbl tee hee

Blarlack: it's like a motorboat

Blarlack: vruum

Blarlack: nobody lies Blarlack because he smells

Not enough sleep, or drunken rant? YOU DECIDE!!!

Fuzzy votes both

Protoss votes not enough sleep.

Rune votes Ritalin overdose

Talonkarrde votes that Blarlack is a GOOBER

Rico says Drunken rant for sure.

protoss_rush: Mods never ask for help, bacon! they are the end-all and be-all of kong skill!

Blarlack: Hi, Protoss.

Blarlack: My name is Blarlack.

Blarlack: We must have never met.

FuzzyBacon: Yeah. Blarlack just doesn't kiss me like he used to... ''You have no record that I said this! NONE! ''

(Or do I?)





This truly happened:



Ninja chat council members and their duties.
List of current council members: Demonwolf, Protoss, LDellosa, daemon_slayer59, Azieru, Allen42, awalters, and Ducklette, Meepo, and stevenorr.. Admission decided on council vote.

Duties of the ninja chat council:

1. Decide on what do to with trolls/excessivly annoying n00bs. LDellosa is an exception.

2. Not be an idiot. See above.(Guess i'm out... *punts the oddish* )

3. Lay out the rules of ninja chat for new people.

4. 20 Spec-ops elite bodyguards for protection.(and one flying gerbil)

5. Be the best ninja chatters you can be. Only the people I respect and like in chat have a shot of the council.

Things Blarlack Hates
Yeah, these are things Blar hates you to do:

1. Call him Lord Blarlack/m'lord etc. and hero-worship him

2. Use the word 'banhammer'. It seems 'bananahammer' is permissible though.

3. Go 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB' at anyone.

4. He hates all of you. (except rachiface) Momo replies: What about me ○.○

5. The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB, Lord Blarlack, hates it when you tYpE lIkE tHiS, and may decide to fetch his Bananahammer. (moved from suggestions area)

6. Bobart. =(

7. Talonkarrde07. Yes, it's very true.

Anything I've forgotten? (Yes, you apparently forgot how to format a list so that it appears right on the Wiki. :P) Bah, damn you Blar.

Put suggestions here:

Runerocker says: Yeah, having fun. (Jk Blar, you know we all love you) ''FFS, Rune! Stop making spam chat box thingies! I get bored of deleting them all!''

''Sorry 0.0 I thought you had nothing better to do. ''

Special Days
July 1st - As of July 1st, 2009 every first of July we will all use alt accounts with "i" in front of the name in celebration of iSokrias. Participants of the original day: iSteveorr, iZephers, iOddish (who is zeph - welcome to the fan club! I'm not in your fan club! *punts the flaming oddish* ), and iSocket (even thought that is his normal account). Also, don't forget the iToss (forget him, he never made an alt). Yay, Toss is cool now. Don't forget iPerson =D

''FuzzyBacon would like it to be known that he disagrees with the practice of dedicating days to any specific user. I feel it encourages elitism and ultimately contradicts the goals of Ninja Chat in segregating the community.''

''P.S. On a side note, me thinks the Baconator feels left out... ''

''P.P.S. Sign up your own damned day then. :P - iSocket''

''P.P.P.S. Does the mean that every Sunday encourages elitism? Don't Christians always devote Sunday to their god? Liek, fr srs.''

P.P.P.P.S''. I couldn't resist. Come on, who can resist four P's? No one, that's who!'

P.P.P.P.P.S. Don't open that can of worms 3P..............

''P.P.P.P.P.P.S Ok that was long... anyways... (&gt;^.(&gt;0_0)&gt; ''

''P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I just needed to add one more. (Yeah I know you all really hate me but I had to do it) Unknownperson6''

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S mine is better unknown :P Darkheart291 ''No. More. PMSing. Er, you can drop the P there, but it still applies.''

Sign Ups For Special Days
August

August 15th - rockerchic

September 9th - JonnyRico

October 23rd - FairAsTheRose

October 12--Protoss_rush

November

December - RobertDiNiro

January 8th- KakashiFNGRL

January 22nd - iSokrias. I CLAIMED TWO DAYS NOT IN THE SAME MONTH. I AM A REBEL.

February

March

April 1st - DorkPhones U CAN'T HAS CHEEZEBURGER

April 10th - Yeah! Unknownperson6

April 10th & April 24th- no day for u unknown. Darkheart291 P.S those lines were put in by unknown

May- Momo claims the 23rd and the first as his "Speshul" days. Any others are open for contest, wich is flaming sword swallowing on a volcano that is about to erupt on the 4th July with fire-works. First do swallow the sword and ride a rocket down wins. And no chewing, thats for sissies. (and trolls)

June

June 6th - Demonwolf

July 1st - iSokrias

July 16th - LDellosa

Unknownperson6 & DH (:P) ( OH HELL NO!)
Told ya, I wanted my own section :P (yeah, again, I know you already hate me) (Aren't you special...-Rico)(No, not really, -UP6)

Darkheart291 waz ere :P (We is so awesome we blew the roof off Ninja Chat. Someone tell us when it comes back. =D)(it is true we are like the AWESOME duo(Darkheart291))