User:Pork Sandwich

Hello people of Kongregate(Kongites).My name is Rod,and I'm here to describe me.I like to eat,sleep,draw,drink Dr.Pepper,Diet Coke,Diet Pepsi,and making friends.I think that people who take photos of their chests are lame,and are desperatly seeking attenton.I like to go to school,and flirt with the ladies (if you know what I mean).I'm very nice,but I'm scary.I guess that's just about it.I'm also an Atheist,and I am being stalked by this girl named Marilyn at school.