Eggstraordinary

Eggstraordinary (known as Eggy to anyone new) is a Kongregate chatroom. Eggy is a melting pot of cultures and personalities. We're all different people here, so do us all a favor and don’t be narrow-minded. Be more open and maybe you’ll learn something new. Everyone here just wants to have a good time chatting, so please don't disrupt chat with spam, nukes or abusive language or behaviour. If you follow these guidelines, you'll have fun. Basically, you come to Eggy to enjoy people's company, letting them enjoy your own, and to make friends. Isn’t that what chat is for anyway?

The Rules of Eggy
We don't have many rules besides be considerate and don't see this room as perfect for a free-for-all spamfest. We might be modless, but we won't hesitate to call one in if we have to.


 * 1) The only rule we actually enforce is don't spam, because we suck.
 * 2) Everyone who is looked upon in a positive light on this wiki is referred to as a smexy beast.

Room Owner
Eggstraordinary is currently under the evil clutches of Kongregate.

The original owner of the room, Eggy, for whom the room is named, comes online about as often as your garden variety ice age comes around. He is known to log on roughly once a month, assumedly for symbolic reasons.

This screenshot is a rare capture of a time the Big Egg was seen in his room.

Eggy Regulars
The Eggy Regulars are always being updated, so don't fret if you aren't currently listed. Updated as of 11-8-12.

1keemi: Known as Keem, Kreemi, Kiwi, Kro, Cheeseballs, or his real name. He's a cool dude, not up for shit-taking and is a master at CoC (don't ask). He's spotted mostly in the afternoon to late night regions in Eggy, always partaking in conversation with the locals. He is also a bird and a fruit. Trolls may feel the wrath of a ruthless vixen named Isabella.

6619510155102464: 66 hates Transformice with a burning passion, and likes a good laugh, but don't be perverted around him. He doesn't like perverted people, or his fatass ex. His nicknames vary. Most just call him 66, or by his first name, Kevin, but there are a few who call him by other weird nicknames such as MNM, or #####.

AZTECA666: Azzy, Just that guy that you either know, or you don't. Get to know him. He loves to lurk a lot.

Basherte: She is cool and funny, also married, can sometimes be a flirt, a really cool person, and will cheer you up whatever the situation! She's really kind and sweet and everyone likes her, but she doesn't take shit from underage trolls. Hangs out in Difference Engine sometimes too. She's a great cook as well.

BlankImage: Doesn't take your shit. Loves music, and has a raging temper. Filter Dodging is her favorite pasttime, so watch out. She's called Sapph, Saph, Sappy, or Blank. Has an alt, Castle_Of_Glass

brenda1996: Hurr hurr durr. This girl is really random, likes apples, and doesn't speak English, Her 2nd Language is Engrish (this is how many people call her English). If you see her, you should definately pat her head. Make sure to call her Captain Weedle Bop Cho, so she will be like dafuq?

BrodyRing: Eggstraordinary's sexy emo. This magnificent beast has been told that he has really sexy eyes and hair, but is also a cool, smart, and funny guy. He enjoys helping out the local populace and making witty and sexual comments. Tazer444's lover. Is a pokemon master, and a master of music. Need some more dub to your wubwubwub?

CantKillTheMetal: A man of metal and nunchaku, a brit and a devout follower of the sweet herb. CKTM is one of those men you should get know, or die knowing your life was unfulfilled. Moved from Uber Universe. Sexy-ninja-ginger.

Danyo: He is the Jesus of our chat room. If you don't believe that Jesus exists, how do you explain our beloved Dany?

drbarrelroll369.: Is a man of many names. A few of them are, NiggaNut, NiggaWheat, White Trash, Dumbass, and Baby Boo. As the Charlie Sheen of His Time, the good doctor spends most of his days reminding us why he is the worst around, and nothing will stop him from going down on your dick. What's his key to success? Dick and video games. This gay love child of The Karate Kid and Indiana Jones is a retard among men and a Hero of Failing. And no he did not write this himself, that would be pathetic. ALTS: DrBarrelGod and BrainTumor.

FlowingTime: Also known as Ray, he abandoned his old account for one with an awesome username. He is calm, collected, and sometimes the pacifist when chaos goes on in Eggy. Due to his keen eyes he can also spot people trying to lurk very easily, the culprit usually being 1keemi. Also this cool person like to RP, if there is any chance to RP he'll will do it. *likes RP*.

kdrive1: A smexy beast that goes by the name of Kerry though she prefers to be called Kd. Is often lurking but is loads of fun when she decides to join in on the conversation. Is also a panda. If you see her, give her some pics of your boobs, if you do so, she'll welcome you gratefully to Eggstraordinary.

kturn101: Cool girl, and she loves licking people, often shouts something random into the chat to start a conversation. She may seem odd at first but when you get to know her she will seem less crazy. She often pretends to be a guy whenever a new girl joins or just some one she doesn't seem to like enters and try to molest them. There's never a dull moment with kturn101 around! If she humps you, it means she loves you. Clean your leg after the humping, their could be some juice on your leg. Or if you didn't watch her the whole time, there can also be juices on other parts of your body.

LilithandLuna: Lily is easily the greatest person to ever exist on any plane of existance. From her Illeation (Talking in third person) to the quips she says, they all brighten up the room. Engaged to Magistry, they often push PDOA into the room. Don't get buthurt over it.

Magistry: Master “Nymphomancer” and fellow friend of all Eggy regulars. You’ll find Magistry to be a nice person and engaged to LilithandLuna. When in the mood Magi will troll those that don’t make an effort to spell correctly in some disgusting ways. It’s best (for your sanity if nothing) to stay on Magi’s good side. Also has the sexiest voice ever.

MattsBabe7: Known more so as Dax. Has a strong maternal side and is engaged to sevendinosaurs7. Is also the "mother" of BrodyRing and chemromance13.

MeepMcMeeperson: Likes turtles. :D! Meep. Meep is a great person if you're on his good side... AND his bad side. :D

miz_icy: A really sweet and funny girl that is not on as often as she was previously.

PaganWolfUK: When she is on, she usually chats or gets badges, and she is from the UK. She's a really nice person, like everyone else, and 99% of the regs are friends with her.

piperjean99: She is a sweet southern girl who is 5 foot nothing. Moved in from Xanadu. Soulmate of Procasti and Life partner of potato4chu22. Also the mother of 1keemi. Redeement's partner in their plan to raise a new race that's going to take over the world. It will, just you watch.

PMdutch: Makes people lose The Game. Also not-so-secret admirer of Danyo. Calls everyone Sir/Madame/Retard. No one knows what PM stands for. Did not lose against Danyo with pokemans. Derpion did not count. Ask him what his favorite color is. He may or may not be that weird guy in the corner of the class standing alone, and nobody knows him, but when it's evening he saves the world from grammar nazi's and failing trolls.

poetic4death: Poe is a smexy beast <3 who is very friendly. She's definitely worth getting to know. She is the godess of poems and draws pretty beach pictures. Ask to read some of her poems, you won't regret it.

potato4chu22: Tato is absolutly awesome able to entertain all who she converses with. She is also the one who seems to nickname everyone now. She has an endless supply of love and friendliness, and quite often jokes around with many of her " loverboys " or fanboys.

Procasti: The girl that everyone seems to sort of forget, but not always. She's always with us even when she's not.

Rebel2112: Original Gangster, "NICKLE, BREAK YOSELF!"

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. Holds a belief that if grass is green and banana milkshake is yellowish, vegetarians are stupid. Your shit means nothing.

sevendinosaurs7: Seven is probably the nicest guy in the whole wide world. He is currently engaged to his girl, Dax. He also enjoys dancing in the rain.

shan14den: Moved in from different chat rooms. Resides in Eggy now. Is always willing to make new friends in here, but she loved the old Kongregate much better. Poe always calls her SHANANANANANANANAN!!!! when she gets on. Is really nice to mostly everyone but can be mean to the people who deserve it, such as attention whores, spammers, jerks, you get the point.

Sir_Roderick_IV: Also known as Rod. Plays Shellshock Live a lot. Is also a Knight as you can see. He had left Eggy once before for a few weeks. When he came back, a party of epic preportions was thrown.

sullykiller: SULLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY has been here for ages. Awesome guy, you should definately get to know him.

Tazer444: His name is Griffin. Cool guy once you get to know him. He and Brody secretly have things for each other. Lol. Is an amazing actor, and is the star of many plays. Calm, but has an opinion. Over-friendly with poor self-esteem. Said by master Tazer himself. ( As he said, he is really friendly, and jokes a lot. ) Will gladly screw off with his friends.

TheZenMaster12: Zen, Zenguy, call him as you please, is a very-relaxed guy. Currently enlisted, doing basic training, he visits Eggy with every ample opportunity. Definitely a person you'd like to be acquainted with.

TimeForHuggz: He acts mature, he always comes in when we need a hug, as you can see.

TwoHourMotel: He was a reg here before the big Eggy civil war at the end of 2010. He has returned for the girls mostly. He is a cool guy that will defend you, but if you are a troll, get ready for ass whooping.

Xantathane : The local dicktionary of Eggstraordinary.

Xerberos: Names Elias. Friendly guy, moved in from Bat Country. Lives in Argentina, and had sexy, poofy hair. Is very open, and kind to *almost* all. He asked to get his main Perma-Banned. New account is Behemoth542. He's the master of The Specialists.

Yeee5: "Yee is a scholar and a gentleman, as well as a pervert and a pedophile. For this we love him." ~Cantkillthemetal. "He's always the funniest guy in this room. Hahahahahahaha. Ha. Say Hi to him from me." ~'Brenda1996.

YellowCommunist: Possibly the only Asian to play in Eggy. Sure, use your stereotype about him saying he gets straight A's and crashes into walls when he drives. Commie stands for Asian stereotypes and he doesnt give a shit about it. Also a nice guy that doesnt get mad easily. (Has a short temper when it comes to his honor.)

Zargak: She is madness. If she likes you, she will eat you.

Missing In Action
These are Eggy Regulars that we havent seen for about a month and are in an MIA. When they come back and still play in Eggy, they will go back to Regulars.

AddictedSkittlez: Her name is Zoe. She loves Skittlez and is addicted to them.

bowen10000: A relic from the days of Eggy predating recorded history, Bowie was one of those men history never really mention. Those who do not speak up unless spoken to, but who still works, in their own ways, to make the world a better place for everyone. Part of the four horsemen, and a great loss to Eggy.

chemromance13: Friends with almost everyone. Our beloved Rosa is one of the sweetest, happiest people you will ever meet. From what we heard, she doesnt have internet ATM and cant get on. Poe's Wife forever ♥

Circuit8: Just dont argue with him. He is wise and will defeat you. Was one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. Is a know it all and critic. In a band called Perdition, and a loving father.

Crisler: Was one of the 1st users in Eggy. He is a really high level, usually talked about his exes, but now hasn't come on for a while.

flooglee22: Her name is Lexi. She loves oreos and played Everybody Edits a lot. When she was on, we would always play that game with her. We miss you Lexi, come back! >3

lowtechredneck: The funny guy. Even when he is on, he is always AFK.

Only1Chapter: Was on almost everyday. Now she isnt on much anymore.

purpledinosaur: Her name is Emma. She is a Hawaiian purple dinosaur. Loves to say Rawr. Is also smart and hyper. Mostly lurks in chat when she is on. Make sure to not call her Barney, cuz she does not tolerate that.

skinny1029: Is skinny as you can see by his username. Also played Everybody Edits a lot.

sodarox: She loves soda and is a really smart and nice girl. She left due to not having a computer. We all miss her and want her back too.

SoulHunter19: A Peruvian girl who always talks about how she has Cancer and will die soon. Some people don't believe her and think she is just doing that for attention. She has temporarily left Eggy and plays in random rooms for the time being.

thekodos: A true soldier from the old days of eggy, Kodos formed a core of wisdom and tolerance with Circuit and the other horseguys. Left the room and possibly the internet for reasons unknown. His departure was a great loss for the room.

Tyekkonderoga: Intelligent panda who was one of the very first regulars in the putrid cesspit that was the start of Eggstraordinary. Known to a certain reg as Radioactive Man. Later left for greener pastures.

Zeodeathgod: Zeo is a closet Taylor Swift fan and is sodarox's sex bomb. He's a nice lad with a heart of gold and gets along famously with everyone. He isn't seen much but you know he's there... watching.

Moderators who visit at times
There are no truly regular moderators in Eggy, as they see the room as capable of resolving its own disputes. Either that, or they don't dare enter for fear of being torn apart by flesh-eating mutant chatters. Either or.

A true regular moderator would be highly welcomed by some, and regretted by others. Mainly the first. Please save us.

DarkRainyKnight A smexy beast, totally awesome guy. One you should definitely get to know. He's just awesome like that. He loves to stop by from time to time when he can.

TheGoldenHammer A man built on the chassis of a Hummer, the hammers biceps are made from steel and ban. As rowdy and loving as he is large, Hammerman is a welcome if infrequent sight. Beware the golden Ban Hammer.

Funny Memorable Quotes from Old Eggy
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Keep on being either a moron or way badass, and you might see your name (and conversations) here.

66's Fail
6619510155102464: Anyways there are going to be a lot of ducks at the place Im going tomorrow

6619510155102464: I like messing with dicks

6619510155102464: sucks*

NEWS FLASH!
JohnTheBomb: so carlos hows it feel to be the most neglected man in eggy?The News at 9 *shoves camera and microphone in face*

CarlosQuintero: well it feels great bob

CarlosQuintero: feels real good man

CarlosQuintero: I just wanna thank god

CarlosQuintero: you know

CarlosQuintero: for makin this happen

CarlosQuintero: um

CarlosQuintero: my publicist

CarlosQuintero: couldn't have done it without you

CarlosQuintero: you know honestly

CarlosQuintero: it's like

JohnTheBomb: excellent. back to you in the newsroom chuck. *smiles to camera*

BlackRoseflash: thanks bob

BlackRoseflash: we'll be back right after these messages.

Gravetard's Fail
BlackRoseflash: and because i'm such a good friend, i'll help by calling you stalker from now on :>

Crisler: i havent given you talk on female feet yet

graveyard890: no brf

graveyard890: i like gravetard better

Jennabation: lmao

BlackRoseflash: you'd rather be called gravetard?

graveyard890: no

I don't have a mom
agentvineyard: im 13 how could i have a mom stupid

Circuit8: Let's think about that one.

Circuit8: EVERYBODY HAS A MOM.

Circuit8: Logic fail.

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking

graveyard890: damn pm fail

Fail of Eggstraordinary proportions
LordsKnight: This is your last chance to leave, burger and SHE.

a_passing_maniac: no it's not, lord.

a_passing_maniac: they can leave whenever.

Zeodeathgod: 0.o

LordsKnight: Not with their last shreds of dignity.

burgerboy: who u having fn with a peterfile

LordsKnight: LMFAO

Zeodeathgod: >.>

LordsKnight: XDF

a_passing_maniac: well, that works.

Zeodeathgod: xDD

crackedcorn: lol u spelled it wrong

LordsKnight: PETERFILE!!

Zeodeathgod: LOL

graveyard890: im crackin up

Zeodeathgod: LOLLOLOL i just laughed so hard xD

LordsKnight: Oh, God.

crackedcorn: lol ikr\

LordsKnight: That's great.

bigrick: that made me laugh :')

a_passing_maniac: aaand, last shred of dignity, gone.

Zeodeathgod: xD

Zeodeathgod: llooololool

a_passing_maniac: lords, your prediction was masterly

crackedcorn: lol apm

SHEDEVIL2: i am not listening to ur nonsense

burgerboy: **** u that was like ur mom in my bed last night m8

bigrick: you fail

a_passing_maniac: burger mate, stop while you're behind and not to far behind

LordsKnight: Burger, I can't take you seriously at all.

burgerboy: who ur mom

LordsKnight: There aren't words for that kind of fail

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: not even epic fail is enough

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: and epic fail is a lot

crackedcorn: ikr

bigrick: of fail

a_passing_maniac: it is a lot

bigrick: peterfile :')

Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me
6619510155102464: now can i touch you guys??

6619510155102464: WAIT

6619510155102464: WAIT WAIT

6619510155102464: WAIT

Yeee5: ouch!!

poetic4death: No.

6619510155102464: DONT READ THAT, THAT SOUNDED WRONG

6619510155102464: Ill rephrase that

6619510155102464: damn its already too late =(

Boys just wanna have fun?
6619510155102464: AZ the girls are doing something, us guys should so something too

6619510155102464: jk

6619510155102464: Wait

6619510155102464: That sounds wrong

AZTECA666: I mean you have to be able to fill up a palm tho.

6619510155102464: NVM

AZTECA666: Js.

6619510155102464: forget what I said

6619510155102464: damn I made it sound so wrong

This is the song of our hearts?
Yeee5: But in the immortal words of the wise Fergie… Where is the love?

BrodyRing: In the immortal words of the wise Haddaway..

BrodyRing: What is love?

1keemi: Baby, don’t hurt me.

BrodyRing: Don’t hurt me.

1keemi: No more.

Welcome back.
1keemi: Back

piperjean99: you've come just in time

1keemi: in time for what?

piperjean99: the reaping

1keemi: what's that

piperjean99: we're going to harvest your organs and grind them up

piperjean99: we will then make it into glorious taco meat

piperjean99: we will call it 'Taco Bell'

The History of the Kongregate Saiyans (according to Eggstraordinary)
CantKillTheMetal: The Super Saiyans of Kongregate were wiped out many moons ago.

Tazer444: They were all permabanned and the chatroom they came from, Vegeta was shut down.

BrodyRing: Kakarot was sent to another chat room.

CantKillTheMetal: Frieza became room owner and he haven't heard from them since.

BrodyRing: Goku ended up becoming an admin and silenced Frieza.

CantKillTheMetal: Frieza only just came back stronger but Trunks was an admin by this point and he got banned.