Difference Engine

The Gospel According to Mossy: Existing on the brink of reality the Difference Engine holds it all together, like a piece of old chewing gum.

The Difference Engine War of 2009
The Difference Engine has had one notable war in it's history. The Difference Engine War of 2009 (commonly abbreviated to "DEW09"). This war was started when Archduke Ferdinand The Mossilites (Followers of MossyStump) declared war on the Genxians (I'll give you three guesses). The Mossilites were fighting for harder punishments than Banning. The Genxians were fighting for longer bans. The Trozjans( Troz's Homeboys) were a third party who wanted to remain neutral, but were somehow dragged into the war. After all the fighting was over, the Mossilites claimed to have won the war, this is not known to be fact, as not much is known about the war as all documented information on it was destroyed (By the Mossilites). All that is left, is the legend.

The Trozjans recently opened a small café in main street difference engine during the midsts of the war, this may be the reason why the Trozjans were dragged into the war, as there coffee was the main source of energy for all parties during the time that the battles raged.

"Why Choose The Difference Engine?"
Rarely someone asks "Why should I stay in this room?", for two reasons.

1. We are a great room filled with great people with great mods that we usually have one (at least!) online for.

2. People who generally ask that question usually can't even spell that much correctly.

3. Its just Pro

4. Mossy's logic to add a number 3. to skeel's already defined two reasons. Silly Mossy!

The Can
Tuna (also known as LTnutria) lives in a platinum can with padded walls (she like those) The can weighs about 144,443,850 tons, so it obviously can't be moved, the only way to open it is if you have the key which she has as she is in the can (skeelful08: Can I has Can?). The can is indestructible and has lasers and knifes for defenses against magnets. It also has 2 cranes for picking up thing and people.

Some of the Peeps of the Difference Engine that have the key the the Light Tuna Can are the following: Hyperbutterfly, Genx, brynb, glorai, SilverSonic105, and a_wise_fish!!

Though he has tried, skeel has never gotten in, resulting in many painful deaths.

Unfortunately, all we have is a hologram. | O--LTCK |

--Skeelful 22:05, 17 March 2009 (UTC) --MossyStump 16:19, 18 March 2009 (UCT) --Skeelful 21:35, 18 March 2009 (UTC) are hay lol