User:Orangatuan

I wish to warn you right now, That when you meet me you must bow. If you fail all hell will break loose, Around your neck you will be tying the noose. So remember to honour me as is my due, I won't forgive you, even if your new. If you past this hurdle of mine, Then we shall start to dine. The first course is soup with some bread, Don't finish before me, or off goes your head. You mustn't eat the bread without soaked in soup Because that would be evidence that your planning a coup. Secondly comes a rather nice drink, Don't pick the alcohol, you'll still need to think. Then we move onto the main course, Boiled and Baked, head of a horse. Served with a platter of veggies and herbs, You must eat the veg, they are not turds. The horse has been cooked by the best chef, Don't worry about insulting him, he's totally deaf. But if I hear even one bad word, You'll pushed from the tower, just like a bird. Then we will have a platter of cheese, And we shall discuss my evenings fees. This evening of privilege will cost a lot, In fact it will cost all you have got.