Mostly Harmless

'Mostly' Harmless, the chatroom belonging to AlisonClaire (Ali or AC), was awarded to her by jim in early 2008. Previously named 'Castles Must Die,' Ali opted to rename it after Earth's description in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." This caused over-exaggerated anger among the room's regulars (some of whom are still around today). The name change was actually appreciated, but, in accordance with clique rules, the new 'guy' must always be made fun of in someway (which we still do sometimes, even though she's not so new).

In the present day, the conversation can range from webcomics or websites with humorous intents, to the newest article from online news websites or the intellectual capabilities of various newcomers. Never fear, however, for there is ALWAYS a mod nearby to watch over us, whenever they can spare the time, from our regular room moderators (such as AlisonClaire, Jilli, Takumashii, Leavescat, Shadow42, SweetyWrapper, and CometShade, just to name a few), to moderators spiritually bound to other rooms, but enjoy a visit or two to the oasis of knowledge that is Mostly Harmless.

Rules and Expectations
If you DO decide to visit us (and we encourage that you do), please respect the following 'unwritten rules':
 * Our rights to read comprehensive English (and not 'OHGAWD,MYPOOREYES!' writing),
 * The Kongregate Code of Conduct (which is ALWAYS a stimulating read), and
 * The unwritten commandments of gaming, the relevant of which are the following:


 * I. Gaming is thy holy pastime; thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
 * II. Thou shalt not be fanboy-ish in the name of gaming.
 * IV. Honor thy PC and thy console.
 * VII. Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
 * X. Thou shalt not cheat.


 * and above all else, DO NOT stalk AlisonClaire, asking if you can become a moderator.
 * If you feel that you MUST stalk her, the answer is probably a resounding NO.



The rules are always in effect, though consequences range from harsh to fleeting.

The rules are subject to change (this is, after all a Wiki page).

AlisonClaire
Alison Claire Huffman, staff member of Kongregate working out of the San Francisco office. Enjoys long walks on the beach, being called 'Ali', and setting her status to 'away' whenever possible. No fawning, stalking, or nudging. We will defend her till our dying breath.
 * "Fyoosh" "The lamest person ever" - Teakettle
 * Quotes: AlisonClaire: I'm not into tentacle porn enough to work for NG
 * AlisonClaire: I'm a beard racist.

CometShade
Oldest regular, the one who makes it 'Mostly'.
 * Quote: CometShade: There's a webcomic for everything.

Jilli
Alison's sister, makes sporadic visits, always entertaining. "Baby Blue"

LeavesCat
He exists. Enough said. Also, not to be confused with leave scat.

(and leavesscats, leavesscat, and you get the point. there were a lot of those trolls.)

Takumashii
He's from Canada, eh. Never present... EVAR "Criminy"
 * Quote: kooleyo: what taku's opinion on emos?
 * Quote: Takumashii: They're worthless crybabies.
 * Quote: daspamma: bible fight is an insult to christians and catholics
 * Quote: Takumashii: they'll get over it

shadow42
Our newest room mod; "Pookie" "'Nique" *Is very happy Cgaan isn't dead &gt;_&lt;* VERY strong in the "killing chat alot" area.
 * Quote: shadow42: i'm like an annoying cat in heat
 * Visual representation: http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2633

Sweetywrapper
Is only a Sweety when she's a Sweety, but when she's not Sweety she's just a Wrapper. ^_^


 * Guszy: ATTENTION MH: Guszy has had the baby. Sweetywrapper is the mother. The baby is named Takuluppagus.
 * Sweetywrapper: hahahahaha
 * kooleyo: hooray!
 * The_god_osiris: The child is going to be so depraved.
 * Guszy: You shut up.
 * Sweetywrapper: D:
 * Guszy: Don't be making fun of my kid.
 * Sweetywrapper: yesh, he had that baby in his stomach for a whole 9 months!
 * Sweetywrapper: ...you did, right?
 * Guszy: It was like 3 days off, but essentially, yeah.
 * Sweetywrapper: ah phew
 * Sweetywrapper: for a sec i thought we'd nicked it
 * Guszy: Nah. I got rid of that one.
 * Sweetywrapper: oh. good :D
 * Sweetywrapper: now we need a pet, called Chirpy.
 * Sweetywrapper: lets get a dog.

Xubnormal
Shadow's secret lover.
 * Quote: Xubnormal: Dangit. You made me snorfle.

Regulars

 * If you are a  regular  (not a semi-regular or seriously-abnormal) and would like to add yourself to this list of awesome, kindly place yourself in proper alphabetical order according to username.
 * Kindly refrain yourself from editing someone else's description to give them a bad reputation.

Acolyte
Often referred to as 'Aco' or (rarely) the other AC, he can often be found lurking in the room while working on some badges. A somewhat proud Canadian who often sees the good and bad to every argument, and is never surprised by the depth of human idiocy. Enjoys reading the occasional Darwin Award.
 * Quote: Pending.

afatpaws
One the most annoying people, according to Takumashii. (from someone that apparently is NOT Takumashii)
 * Quote: afatpaws: hell is a world where hoby is your best friend
 * Quote: afatpaws: *pokes dead chat with a stick*

C00kiemonsta
I like cookies.

cal010
Definitely the coolest person here. According to cal. Also, leader of the Mostly Kongregate Clan on kingdomofloathing.com, in which over 30 Kongregate users call their home away from home. The other home being Kongregate, obviously. All are welcome to join!

Cgaan
The middle guy of the room, not troll nor saint, Its like jilli and jroxx had babies together.

'' qoute: random person: how do i infect someone? ''

'' qoute: Cgaan: toidi. ''

'' qoute: random person: what? ''

'' qoute: Cgaan: It japanese for "dumbshit". ''

'' qoute: random person: whos a dumbshit? ''

'' qoute: Cgaan: .....seriously? Lol. ''

Comp0
I come here a lot. I am friends with almost all the regulars in MH.

I am a very good programmer, and a well known hacker, and whenever I am chatting you will usually find me programming.


 * Quote: Comp0: The only way to achieve Guru status is to have never hacked at all. Unfortunately, I will settle for God.
 * Quote: Comp0: Sometimes the only way to reach the end, is to start all over again.

daspamma
I've been here as long as muciey.Expect me to be in MH everyday.

DeathbyTeacup21
known as Teac, Tea, DBT, Teacup, 21 or Death, she's (that's right! i said she!) a lurker part time. She has opinions that could eat clear through countertops. She's a friend to all and almost always too nice for her own good. stick by her and you'll have a friend for life, no matter where you live.

Guszy
Technically, Guszy has been a regular for longer then CometShade, by nine days. Guszy is in the band Survay Says!, with Xubnormal as his groupie. Winwinwe is his second man, other then Edward Norton.

Sometimes referred to as Gussie. He is a White Knight. He also has read the five Hitchhiker's Guide books.


 * Quote: Guszy: Would you like to know the secret to Xub's pants? Hojar: what? did you tap that? Guszy: No it's Ed Norton. Hojar: And how do you know this is the secret? Guszy: She is hot though. Hojar: Totally. Guszy: Try asking if Ed Norton was with you, would she sex you.

Haskey96
A normally cool and persistent advocate of KoL.
 * Quote: haskey96: os, that sounded very british of you.
 * Quote: osiris6607: How did i sound british?
 * Quote: haskey96: osiris6607: I am going to take the old trolly down to flhem hannigans to buy a small treat for myself. *Fixes monicle*

Hoby
The awesome trobbit of awesome. BE AFRAID.
 * Quote: Spivsy: it's fun when people try to make hoby feel remorse; it never works

HopefulNebula
HopefulNebula, aka. Neb or Nebby, hates being called Hope. Has a twitchy muting finger (from Cgaan): Amen to that

Jesster_King
Likes to discuss things in the chat unless the game he's playing needs his full attention. He tries to be funny all the time, but fails often. Very often. Never heard a funny thing from him yet.

JetLag
Has never had jetlag, ever. Yet. Maybe I will, when I fly over to rip your Computer to SHREDS to stop you from editing this Wiki.

(Someone stole his name in a maplestory private server and i cussd them out for that, they knew who he was too.)

KuragariNoTenshi
Claims to be himself, and really is. Except when he isn't.
 * Quote: KuragariNoTenshi: Everyone hearts shadow

LeBagel
LeBagel, a.k.a.bgal735, TheBagel, Bagel. The casual mac gamer (ikr? oxymoron) of the group. Just comes on to say hi usually. Then, with his attention span of a squirrel, he gets sidetracked and leaves.

Lisamarie
Once blew a popsicle stand with MB.

Lordkronos
&lt;Insert witty comment here&gt;
 * Quote: mongosse7: ook im snighing off
 * Quote: xirmi: Now there's twelve year old crying somewhere.
 * Quote: Lordkronos: he's not crying, he's snighing off

ManOfMotion
Shows up randomly, tells jokes about mothers and Soviet Russia. We all love MoMmy.

Mattmeister
I'll add my information here later. I may not be here in MH as much as I used to, but I've logged more hours there then most of you new folk. 'Specially that Haskey fellow. He's always giv'n me too much trouble.

meltedbutter

 * Quote: meltedbutter: sigh...

muicey
Once an MH lurker for the longest time, now, a part of MH everyday life, muicey loves referring to herself in the third person.

She used to spend a lot of time editing and cleaning up the wiki, though she doubts it's 'official' enough to matter.

She reads xkcd and Sinfest whenever they come out (Check the "Webcomic Recommendations" Section at the bottom!).

She loves MH not only because it is mostly harmless, but also because the mods are awesome (Cometshade plays Kongregate Chat all day! Isn't that awesome?).

Also, PaxTzu and Xubnormal are both very nice to her, and for that, she is forever grateful. =]

osiris6607
What an idiot. Dammit jet. stop editing my name!!!!.......No.
 * Quote: osiris6607: computer geeks saved you from Y2k!!

Pincon7
I hate you all. Except AC, Lisa, Comet, Win and Hojy. I love you guys. I hate the rest of you. *Stares*

We love you too pincon. Just quit calling Hojar hojy. You're spelling it wrong, for one, and it's just downright homo! =] <3

Pladd
That one kid who lurks and occasionally has something to add.

PowerFrog
That one kid that is a talking porno.

qzex
The odd one. Also, not gzex.

SarcasticQueen
Don't tell her her name's here. But she secretly rules the room.

Spivsy
Spivsy sells things on the black market. And the white market. He's not racist.
 * Quote: Spivsy: everything I say is comedy gold.
 * Quote: Spivsy: poor people give me gas
 * Quote: Spivsy: he's badmouthing shadow?! That does it! *rolls up sleeves* ow, the cold hurts my arms :(

Stjimmy61892
Possibly one of the biggest troll-haters of the entire MH community. Enjoys interacting with them however, just for entertainment.


 * Quote: stjimmy61892: if you eat ovaries, you need to seek help IMMEDIATELY.

Taijutsumasta
A noted zombie fearer, "Tai," as he has come to be known, often enters a chat with a rand om quote or saying, often spouting nonsense from whatever is on his more-than-half crazed mind at the minute. Often "mistaken" at times for Taku, which he frequently rants about. Shouts of "Damn it!" abound when people realize Tai is not the Canadian hero of their dreams. The Taku action figure was his idea.

Also enjoys his sword: ====}:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::&gt;

Tallstar5
Tallstar5 is god. A slightly dyslexic god, but still god.

Teakettle
Has entered a semi-abusive relationship with all the female mods

Thingle
Shows up with a "Hey ya'll" and subtly makes fun of Naruto clones in ways they usually don't understand.

TwilightTopHat
The misanthropic guy who hangs around complaining about humanity. Don't mention vampires. He's had enough of that.

Videogamer12
Coolness, with awesome on the inside

winwinwe
A pretty nice person who occasionally makes a good joke up for the hell of it, Does quite well at most games and feels that many things are entitled to him Crowned 'teh King of the Nets' for his many profiles across the nets, MapleSotry, KoL, Runescape, You name it he has it (Execept for Myspace and twitter and things like that, he frowns on them), Also, once won "9000 internetz". Nice try, Powerfrog. Also, on a side note, beware of any links that he puts in chat, especially picture links, it is because of this that we sometimes call him win.


 * Quote: winwinwe: Robot Chicken....I haven't seen something this short and aggressive since Haskey started taking steroids
 * Quote: winwinwe:TAKE DOWN THAT SHIT YOU SAID ON THE WIKI, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (reply)

xirmi
Pretty self-descriptive, huh?


 * Quote: xirmi: I'm the only one who hasn't said anything.

Yamiro
The one time Zombie of Mostly Harmless, has infected countless others without their knowledge. Also pretty good at killing chat. "Percy"


 * Quote: Yamiro: hey look a troll, i'm gonna sharpen my crowbar and then we go to town on it.

Zeth147
Seems to have a habit of putting ellipses at the end of every statement...

"Kooleyo" The Good, The Bad, and then there's kooleyo.

Reading Recommendations
Most of Mostly Harmless's inhabitants are quite literate. These are a few good reads a couple of us recommend to any and all persons who happen upon this page.

Series
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series:
 * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 * Life, the Universe and Everything
 * So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
 * Mostly Harmless
 * Young Zaphod Plays it Safe
 * And Another Thing...

Golden Compass Trilogy:
 * The Golden Compass
 * The Subtle Knife
 * The Amber Spyglass

A Song of Ice and Fire Series:
 * A Game of Thrones
 * A Clash of Kings
 * A Storm of Swords
 * A Feast for Crows

Night Watch Series:
 * Night Watch
 * Day Watch
 * Twilight Watch

Foundation Series:
 * Prelude to Foundation
 * Foundation
 * Foundation and Empire
 * Second Foundation
 * Foundation's Edge
 * Foundation and Earth
 * Forward the Foundation

Twilight series:

I'm a 100 something year old virgin that sparkles in the sun but I think I'm a badass and like girls a lot younger than me. Who the hell would read this shit anyways?

Others

 * Fight Club
 * Choke
 * Interview with the Vampire
 * Gravity's Rainbow
 * The Plague
 * American Gods
 * The Things They Carried
 * Flags of Our Fathers
 * Everybody Poops

Webcomic Recommendations
Once again, just like the above booklist, here are Mostly Harmless's recommendations for webcomics worthy of your attention.

xkcd

Sinfest

Least I Could Do

Dresden Codak

Looking For Group

Questionable Content

Dr. McNinja

Slackerz

Three Panel Soul

Rock-Paper-Cynic

Pictures for Sad Children

Daisy Owl

Saturday Morning Breakfast-Cereal

Moe