User:Mattmeister

=Mattmeister, A History=

Mattmeister, herein called Matt, was born in a semi-normal town of Florida, in a semi-normal hospital who's name will not be disclosed. Matt's family is rather large, numbering in the hundreds. However, his immediate family consists of one shy of half a dozen. He currently attends an undisclosed high school in an undisclosed county.

=Mattmeister before Kongregate=

Before Kongregate, Matt played Warbears, when he was around 12~13. After being banned for various naughtiness (don't ask.) He is in debt to JudeMaverick for bringing him to Kongregate on the date of July 4th, 2007. Too bad Jude never received any points from him. :P

=Mattmeister's Attitude and Feelings=

Matt usually maintains a cheery and happy attitude, but has been known to bait trolls and possibly flame them. Banned for an hour due to not spamming in Chatmasters for Chatmasters Spammers. Enjoys long walks on the beach and tender lovemaking.

=Mattmeister's Jokes and Riddles=

I enjoy Riddles and Jokes.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "KGB." "KGB Who?" "I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!"


 * Riddles to Come*

=Mattmeister's Wiki Pages=

=Mattmeister's Recommended Games=

Sonny Series

Mardek Series

Fold

Dolphin Olympics

Music Catch Series


 * Updates to Come*

=Mattmeister's Egotistical Naming of his Categories (and speaking in the third person)=