Eggstraordinary

Preface
Eggstraordinary has found itself collecting the dregs of Kongregate for the past 6-12 months or so. It was once run by Eggy, who is on infrequently and only long enough to keep himself legally 'active' as a mod. He refuses to chat during these 5 minute checkups. Very few people remain in the room who are not conceited, OCD, 'suicidal', or just generally annoying. These few are also beginning to lose hope. Seeing as Eggy never gets on, the remnants of the once great chatroom are modless, and therefore have turned to vigilante fighting of any trolls who show up. If you are reading this and it isn't already too late, then turn and run as fast as you can. You're welcome.

The 4 Horsemen- Go to one of them if you have any questions, no one else can be trusted.

The Rules of Eggy
Rule#1: Don't talk about Eggy.

The NEW Rule#1: Don't talk about religion.

Rule#2: If discussion arises, see Rule#1.

Room Owner
Eggy. Eggy never comes around anymore.

You probably never will see him in your career at Kongregate.

His absence is a prime contribution to the downfall of this room.

Needs to step down as room owner.

Eggy Regulars
NOT FINISHED YET To be a regular you have to at least stayed in Eggy for at least 2 weeks and chatted a lot. There are a few exceptions. These are the regulars in Eggy. Its not finished yet, some people might be removed from this list, and some might be added.

Boys
10Bot1o: A guy thats on 24/7 that never chats. He is usually first in ABC order so thats why he has a lot of fans.

assassinbrad: Cool guy thats on frequently. Likes command and conquer.

Bballdude98: A guy that plays minions a lot.

BlackRoseflash: Cheerful guy that likes to chat about games.

bopken: The only guy in Eggy that posts the badges he gets.

bowen10000: Trollslayer that gets rid of trolls easily. Horseman of Famine.

Circuit8: He knows everything and you're wrong. Also plays guitar like a beast. Horseman of Death.

comunisumsucks: Is known for being the sexiest person in Eggy. (He thinks that).

Coolieo_: He is the grammar police general. Jeez, if you want something done, do it yourself. *He is the General of the Grammar Police. ^.^

Darkonius: A funny guy that likes computer games and chats sometimes.

donalann: 

EnyOne25: Is very smart, and an amazing buddy. Some people hate him though.

Eskimo_Man: Funny guy that plays tower defense games a lot.

FATSQUIRREL:

fjs95:

FoxLimited:

gamecool: A guy thats kinda dumb, but he is still funny.

Gewt: A cool guy that is usually busy. He's also sometimes chatting.

graveyard890: (walker9) Great guy, sometimes bossy, and sometimes acts like a douchebag, but he is cool and tries to keep Eggy alive.

imtoawsome: A guy that always plays Everybody Edits and he is awesome.

jermfrank: Is easily confused by girls. Also a funny guy.

LordsKnight: A guy that likes to spell correctly. Madly in love with imthebestever.

Lufc4ever: Is a major emo person. Isnt nice to anybody. Almost everyone hates him.

Mickk: Oldest user in Eggy that still plays. He has been in Eggy since 2007. He sometimes chats.

MrGooglePop: Cool guy that knows how to hack games.

nick7852:

onlineidiot1994: Still an online idiot.

PMdutch: Funny dutch guy. When he speaks dutch, ignore him.

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. PLAY BLOONS TD 4 OR I WILL HUMANITARIANIZE YOUR SOUL. Horseman of War.

rein: Is evil and anyone that dares to stay 1 hour will suffer a life of horrible fates.

Senoac13: Sports_zacharyhs cousin, an old Eggy reg thats still active and is nice and funny.

skinny1029: A lazy bum that never gets anything done and is catatonic 10 hours a day.

Sports_zacharyh: Senoac13s cousin, (same description as him.)

Surrender: Makes everyone surrender when he chats.

thekodos: He's sometimes funny, but is mostly just a violent drunk. Horseman of Plague.

Girls
Cluchy: An amazing girl that likes purple cookies. Everyone loves her.

crazygirl98: Not crazy at all, but a really nice girl. Also kinda shy.

diamondeyes: An awesome girl that likes argueing. Is very smart and knows how to make everyone be nice.

hiddenstar:

holly_ray: Cool girl that always starts nice conversations.

imthebestever: It's true and she is funny (sometimes crazy!) and really is the best ever.

softball2:

tj09target: One of the oldest users in Eggy and is bringing others happiness and is awesome. Alot of people think she should become a mod, but she quotes "eh, if i do, its cool, but if i dont, who cares?" Add her, she'll add you back and gives great advice.

virrea: Smart girl thats plays the game Just Chatting so she can be in all time best high scores. Is also AFK a lot.

WarlordsQueen: Likes to threaten to kill herself for attention. Don't worry, it IS just for attention. And lulz. don't buy the bullshit.

WarriorsFan: Awesome person that always has a great attitude. She isn't on much though. :(

xXxNaMexXx:

Visitors from other rooms
aresmOd (from uber universe): Is the only guy that probably doesn't want hugs.

Ciela (from uber universe): Is friendly to everyone and has a great attitude.

gamers102 (from devourers of souls): Comes in once in a while to clean up trolls.

pappaloo (from uber universe): Only plays pr2.

sasorizzle (from uber universe): Aresmod's younger brother. he jokes around a lot.

shadowclan_1996: (from atlas park): Girl that knows how to make everyone like her.

Tyekkonderoga (from the queue):

Whiskey (from echo hall):

Regularly visiting mods
crazy_gecko:

dehm: Earned the title of "God of Dodge" in two other chatrooms, creator of the WNS, and his/her name is used as a replacement for "damn" sometimes.

Merryl: Kickass Dutchwoman. Mind your ass, 'let it be kicked.

Sirago:

trebach: Badger Code Ninja.

trem:

Trolls
WE DONT WANT THE TROLLS ONLINE

a_sandwich: "IM HONGRY" "WOTS A WHIF" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

asf33: "you guys are fools" "but no i'm not a yourmom troll. thats all i had to work with" "yeah she's pretty good at beatin off anybody"

darkbullet59: “i do swim. i live next to it” “u r cat piss” “hav u ever tried sucied” “becuse u u think im r tard of it”

dorkulator: "dez nigs be disrespectyn all up in here"

killerrocks: “th fuvke”

hbug12: "fagit" "n","i","g","g","e","r","s","o","w","a","t" " i no it is cause u r death"

hungry_troll: FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME

shaddow66: "i'll suck your fathers" "i touch kids" "put your dick in me" "no such thing as racist, just ethnic banter"

Ex Regulars
WE ALL WANT MOST OF THE EX REGS BACK

airjellyfish16: Lost his account, made a new one called Airjelly, went to play in Digg Mark 1.

amberthejewl: Regular-turned mod. Room owner of The Room of Champions.

Apoco796: Likes nobody, and nobody likes him. It's a perfect agreement. Is on MSN now.

BlueberryMuffin: Left when Apoco did. Possibly the only person ever to like him. Also on MSN.

BlueMuffinz: Funny guy that shouldnt have left. He only left because all of his friends went to play in another room.

BrainFRZ: Also a mod now, she ditched Eggy after she became a mod. Room owner of Master Chief Kitchen.

colin00: Used to play in Eggy. He plays in The Mall now.

Crisler: Quit after he lost his internet.

duckluver129: Hates this site. Quit after Wyattman became mean to her.

FireandIce: Also a mod now thats not on much. He owns Room Mychermopia something like that.

kittywithkatana: Such an awesome girl. Everyone loved her until she quit. She still goes on myspace but doesnt come on kong. No one knows why.

OblivionWildfire: Awesome guy that we all miss and love.

Rebel2112: Has no time to kong because he is in Japan fighting in the war. We all wish him goodluck.

Serran_: Gets grounded a lot and is smart and likes weird people. Some people don't want her back

sisi623: Cant log on to kong anymore because her parents dont let her play on this site. We all miss her. :(

windgecko: Great guy. Wish he comes back.

Wizard158358: Another cool guy that liked roleplaying.

wyattman854: Switched rooms after duckluver129 quit.

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking

graveyard890: damn pm fail

Acting like a noob
gamecool: grave i need to talk to you fast

imthebestever: dont tell the world. just pm him

graveyard890: what gamecool

gamecool: my parents don't let me play Mortal kombat trilogy please buy it

Hayle: Lol

gamecool: grave please please please please secretly give it to me

BlackRoseflash: what an awkward request

graveyard890: i hate that game

Hayle: Could be worse

Playing Go fish (GAY)
graveyard890: hey softball, we are playing go fish

rein: i go first !

graveyard890: no u dont

rein: awww

softball2: hahaha wow

graveyard890: u went first last time

rein: .....

graveyard890: its my turn to go 1st

xXxNaMexXx: rein cheated i think ^_^

softball2: haha

graveyard890: he did cheat

rein: I DID NOT

graveyard890: new game

xXxNaMexXx: o well

graveyard890: soft, do u have a 6?

softball2: um GO FISH!

graveyard890: dangit

softball2: haha :)

graveyard890: ill go fishpaste

softball2: xxx do u have a nine

graveyard890: names turn

graveyard890: nvm softs turn

graveyard890: name is next then its rein

softball2: okayy

rein: name always has everything

graveyard890: names turn

xXxNaMexXx: yes

rein: cmon

softball2: haha

xXxNaMexXx: rein do you have a 10

rein: yes i do

xXxNaMexXx: yay!

graveyard890: reins turn

rein: soft got a 7?

softball2: duhh! haha

rein: :(

graveyard890: my turn

softball2: sorry :( but yes i do have a 7

rein: 7

rein: MY 7

rein: go grave

softball2: haha

graveyard890: name do you have a 3

xXxNaMexXx: YES | random mpoker face

xXxNaMexXx: B|

graveyard890: i win :)

rein: WHAT? you only took 2 cards

xXxNaMexXx: CHEAT

graveyard890: nope

graveyard890: im not a cheater

rein: GRAVE CHEATED

xXxNaMexXx: i demand a refund

graveyard890: lol

graveyard890: fine lets start over

rein: name, you know you didnt pay anything right?

graveyard890: brb, u guys play without me

xXxNaMexXx: fin e

softball2: haha

rein: ...

rein: blows graves head off with my shotgun\

softball2: wow ur nice

xXxNaMexXx: explodes rein with ma rpg

rein: yep i am :D

This quote has won bowen10000's "Overall Worst Quote Ever Great Job" award. The award was given because: The quote was approximately 60 lines too long (and therefore boring), it wasn't funny in the slightest, and it contained roleplaying. Overall, a waste of space. Also, it was gay.

Three Quotes From thekodos
thekodos: Public restrooms make me feel like I'm playing Russian Roulette with my ass.

thekodos: Trying to put a model plane together, but the instructions give no indication of how many beers it's gonna take.

thekodos: My cat gets a lot of mail. He can barely open it and don't read good. I know. He can hear me. Suck it, cat. You don't type good too.

Bowen vs. Troll
Henrikzetter1: yo

graveyard890: yo Henrikzetter1: shut up Grave

bowen10000: hey hen nobody likes you

bowen10000: how does it feel?

Henrikzetter1: lol i dont care, this isnt real life now is it?

bowen10000: exactly

bowen10000: so when i see "Henrikzetter1: shut up Grave"

bowen10000: i wonder how you go about not calling yourself a hypocrite?

Henrikzetter1: >.>

Henrikzetter1: whatever

At this time, Henrikzetter1 left the chatroom never to return. You might notice you don't need real logic to kill a troll. I edited out some unrelated chat.

Longest time chatting non-stop without leaving
Current holder(s): Merryl and rolleman

Time: 4 hours, 24 minutes and 2 seconds.

Longest time online in Eggy without logging off
Current holder: alcimede

Time: 10 days (because he was afk, and he never chats)

Highest level on Bloons TD4
Round: 111.

Difficulty: Easy

Map: Beginner

Current holder: Redeement