User:Kilroy8675309

Hmm. I'm basically the greatest thing to happen to Kongregate since its conception. Even then. I'm kinda better than the idea of Kong. But I'll lower myself to being on Kong, as long as Greed remains as mod-free as it is.

So, here's the thing: Odds are, I'm better than you. So please, don't come complaining to me about how I made you feel bad or insulted you or your sister or your dog or whomever. I don't care. I am better than you, and I will tell you so. Like this: I'm better than you.

Nothing more to say about myself than that. If others want to say things about me, feel free.

But I'm still better than you.