General

General gets a page on the wiki after having been neglected for all this time! General was the original room of Kongregate and has been around as long as Kong has. The Generalites are proud of this fact and are unwilling to change the name of the room for any reason. General is an English speaking chat room. The community is nice, helpful and appreciates anyone stopping by for a chat. General does not currently have any forums, blogs or any other sites dedicated to the community.

The Generalites
Everyone is welcome in General and we're really happy if someone wants to stay and talk. If you need help with a game or just want to talk about nonsense, then stop by the room. Most Generalites enjoy talking and having fun, but they tend to have a low tolerance for people deliberately trying to ruin their fun. We have a decent amount of grammar nazis too, so don't be surprised if someone tries to correct any misspellings or lack of grammar. Despite all this, the Generalites are usually in good spirit and the room is a friendly place to hang out. If anyone uses the term "That's gay", you are allowed to slap them hard.

The Regulars
The lovable regulars! at least one of them will be on during your time in General!

Dracokagebuyo: The omni-sexual. Yes, that includes rocks.

deadSoul07: Old war veteran of General, Lei's Best Friend, and has watched many a good generali come and go. He is possibly one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. And a sexual deviant at most times, though is a guy you can come to for any problem.

Angelic77: Monstrously sexy woman in general, Pansexual and proud Angelic lurks in the corner of General menacingly, with an insaciable hunger for actor 'Costas', she is loved by all.

airwerewolf: [Filler needed]

Faeh: Lei's Wife and one of the Popular furries of General, she is an in-your-face take it or leave it kind of girl. Like her for what she is or be banished to the mute wall.

Melon_Smasher: Kind and caring person with a mysterious background, she visits time and again and brings joy wherever she resides. Often only active with friends of General, she can be seen talking to the new breed now and then. Leiyran : Faeh's Wife and lovable furry of General, she sits quietly in her happy corner talking to good friends every now and then.

pinkandblue: [Filler needed]

Scarface2013 : [Filler needed]

Inversecheesy : Straight, racist, and somewhat redneck. Takes the words "racist bastard" as a compliment.

money8giver8: A lovely lad with a twisted side. Furry fanatic and homosexual and proud, money will take you for a ride in more ways than one.

Pyrelord3: The common nuisance of General, but respected in his resiliance, you can find him commonly in here, trying to figure out why Faeh hates him.

Dagabox: Somewhat quiet regular who talks from time to time. Actively engages in conversation when he chooses to, he's not one to miss from the list!

The Moderators
There are many moderators who stop by from time to time, but these are the mods who hang out in General on a regular basis.

pwntjoo
The current room owner of General is pwntjoo. She has been the owner since April 2009 when she took over the room from our previous room owner, her brother ItsaMeeeeeMario.

Annihilator
Annihilator has been a moderator longer than any other of the mods that frequent General. He's been around a long time and is strict with those who come in just to ruin the fun for others. He speaks French and is a great cook.

Welder
Welder is the Norwegian viking mod of General. Massive sleep deprivation has caused him to reach level 65 on Kongregate, although some Generalites suspects that me might be an AI written by Annihilator.

ItsaMeeeeeMario
ItsaMeeeeeMario is back! Our old room owner has returned and is kicking butt in General again.

HR_Tuff_N_Stuff
HR_Tuff_N_Stuff is the most mysterious mod that frequents General. He's from Australia, but not much else is known about him. Some suspect it was his pain-in-the-butt-to-type name that was the sole cause of the birth of the 'reply' feature for chatroom whispers.

Blazinice
Blazinice is a long-time regular who has joined the ranks of the moderators after three and a half years of loyal Kongregaming. He has far too much time on his hands - he even alphabetically ordered the quote section of this page.

Ashchaya
Ashchaya has his own breed of obscure humor and has a slight poker addiction. He claims to be from Ausfailia, but so far no one has been able to locate it on the map.

DoctorAutopsy
DoctorAutopsy has unfortunately found new stomping grounds. He is now the Room Owner of Velocity, but still visits General and keeps in touch with the Generalites. He is the musical maestro of the mods. He plays the piano and you can download some of his music on a site called Bandcamp. He is to be found on YouTube under the name DoctorAutopsy.

rhinsmsi
rhinsmsi was General's mother, but does not visit us as much as she did when she was a moderator. She's been through a lot and we hope she's doing good out there in real life.

General RPG
The General RPG is a game that features many of the regulars and moderators from General. Several people from General have contributed or given suggestions about what to put in the game. Unfortunately, a lot of the work got accidently deleted and the game is currently in development hell. It is not believed that the game will ever see the light of day.

General Chat User-thought Rules
DeadSoul07 with his impassible genius thought up the idea of user-thought rules for General, this is the result, with regulars adding to it now and then.


 * 1) There is no game to the left of chat.
 * 2) DeadSoul07 is everyone's bitch.
 * 3) Melon_Smasher can never leave.
 * 4) You will lose your innocence in five minutes or less, guaranteed.
 * 5) Money8giver8 WILL lick you, it's just fact.
 * 6) Dracokagebuyo will probably lick you too.
 * 7) Mute and move on.
 * 8) There is a relatively large population of furries residing in General.
 * 9) Everyone loves Angelic77. EVERYONE.
 * 10) If you piss off Faeh, you be trollin'.
 * 11) You will probably get sucked into Sexy chat.
 * 12) Annihilator is apparantly a PM'ing GOD.
 * 13) Read the Wiki, it is the only way!
 * 14) Most Generalites are awesome.
 * 15) Leiyran needs mentioning at some point in chat. (She's awesome.)
 * 16) Tell Angelic77 The Game.
 * 17) You are Matzii's new bitch, deal with it.
 * 18) The old regulars will never be forgotten. NEVER.
 * 19) Don't be a dick. I mean it.
 * 20) Don't faceplant your keyboard eiffdnsakldjsan;kansfjsidfsndf
 * 21) If you must leave the chat, one must deposit into the First National Bank of Welder.
 * 22) If in doubt, PM it to deadSoul07.
 * 23) Have a good time. NOW.
 * 24) Don't spam your shitty site into chat, if it was worth reporting to the Generalites, a regular would have already beat you to it.
 * 25) Don't take everyone's sexual advances seriously.
 * 26) Disregard rule 25 if you really are desperately lonely.
 * 27) Feeding the trolls has only ever been acceptable four times. Don't make a fifth time.
 * 28) Sara_Lynnae watches you from her basement, there's no avoiding it.
 * 29) Grief a regular and prepare to be griefed.
 * 30) Respect your elders. Anyone from 08 and below should be hailed as Gods.
 * 31) Scarface2013 only loves 1 person. Try to guess who It is.
 * 32) When you add a rule, press enter after the last rule to make it continue in the sequence.
 * 33) Retarded rules will just be written over like the one that was here before. U mad?
 * 34) If it exists, there is pr0n of it. If there is pr0n of it, Koffin will get it into chat.
 * 35) General is not 4Chan of Kong, however memes to some degree are appreciated as a mood lifter.
 * 36) Hit Alt+F4 before asking how to beat a game.
 * 37) Whether or not Faeh gets annoyed, she will still rock your world. And probably whatever you have in your pants.
 * 38) When someone claims to have an uber long penis, assume that person either isn't going past an inch or has none at all.
 * 39) Dear Deadsoul07, You are a really cool person and need to do more rules, This is a rule. Now everyone love him.
 * 40) If you ask to be a mod, your chances just dropped below -10e99% of becoming one.
 * 41) If the chat room is not dead, Make no Chuck norris, Or Backwards soviet russia jokes, Or we will get a sack, put a watermelon in it, and beat the crap out of you.
 * 42) Every day is Orgy Day.
 * 43) It is sometimes KongreDate. Sometimes.

Most of all have fun!

P.S. Faeh rocks your world.

Chatroom holidays
These are some of the memorable holidays that the people in General have decided upon and then almost immediately forgot about. Most of these holidays were a direct result of what happened in the chat room on that day. Some are still celebrated and some have long since passed into oblivion.
 * January 6th -Furry Day
 * February 7th -We Miss Ivy Day
 * March 23rd -Hug Julie Day
 * April 12th- Leiyran's birthday
 * May 1st -DoctorAutopsy Alts Day
 * May 29th -Tiny Miniskirt Day
 * August 1st - General-wide Orgy Day
 * Sept 13th -Talk like a Gentleman Day
 * Dec 25th- All Furry's night.
 * Dec 26th- Talk like a Pirate Day 2: Electric boogaloo

Memorable quotes

 * AlisonClaire: Kongregate does not endorse blowing up your neighbor's baby
 * Amber1713: I'm smarter than a chair-- until it needs red paint
 * apostlemurder: I wont swear for a week, I swear it ;)
 * Ashchaya: *singing "one is the loneliest number until the internet came ALONG!!!!111oneoneone"
 * Ashchaya: Is it Run Escape or Rune Scape? Run, escape, just go dammit, get to ze charper!!
 * Blazinice: Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
 * BoxNinja: wabbit's pwetty good, you just gotta woast it pwopewy
 * Coolguy1020: Well isn't that just the cat's pajamas. I just got a badge
 * Crushingdarkness: the best type of gun is a gun with ammo
 * deadSoul07: omfg. 3 mods. 1 cup.
 * deadSoul07: i keep it in my bacon fridge, next to the bacon, in case I need a snack. (talking about his lasagne made solely of bacon)
 * Iceburg116: I want to be a Nurse Shark.
 * Koffin: If I didn't find paedophilia so hilarious, I'd make Pedocure happen.
 * L5RSamurai: I am a Political Science major, which makes me an expert on EVERYTHING.
 * Leiyran: Please, Mr. Serial Rapist, use a less blunt object while knocking me out.
 * mygamer333: "i have a big penis badge" (impossible - 0 points)
 * Nuklear: Skalvage, please stop using words.
 * screamingstares: and I almost completely quote
 * stonks: man, lemon, did you, like, accidentally mix in a bible in with your salad or something?
 * The_Tao: OH LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
 * Welder: brb, nature calls. No, I don't mean that the trees are talking to me again.
 * Pyrelord3: Hey! i may be a troll but that gives you no right to be one back!
 * Dracokagebuyo: *licks*
 * Koffin: Redundancy kills baby meese.