The Room Formerly Known As Awesomesauce Extreme

--Awesomesauce Extreme is the sixth chatroom listed in Kongregate's queue. The current slogan states, ":O Tango is by far the most superior non-alcoholic drink ", as submitted by the moderator Sqwirt. The current room owner for Awesomesauce Extreme (AsE, or AE) is plugin848y.

Moderators of AsE
Plugin848y: Room owner of AsE. From rumors sifting through Awesomesauce, she's pretty cool. Unless you're a troll. Then you hate her. Of late, she has rarely been seen.

Sqwirt: Like Plugin, has only been seen few and far between lately. Pretty laid back mod.

KjimaBR: Occasional AsE moderator. Pops in every now and then to regulate chat.

Regulars of AsE
-Cosmic_Castaway: That'd be the author of this page, replacing the former author, who's  name was simply random digits. Additionally, said former user tooted his own horn. And quote, "I was the best mod yay me." Simply unacceptable. Cosmic_Castaway has recently returned to Kongregate and Awesomesauce Extreme after a lengthy absence. A member of the Knights Of LoRDaeron. Commonly referred to as either Cosmic, Castaway, or ...to his chagrin, Cosmo. Is often asked question as to whether or not he got his username from the song of the same name from the film Titan AE, or from the movie Castaway. The answer is the former. No need to ask anymore.
 * -Knights Of LoRDaeron account name: CassiusCosmictus
 * -Alt-accounts: OneirosMorphanos, LoRDxCaSTaWaY

-LoRDxDeMoN: A user commonly confused for being a troll, due to his unique brand of          humor. LoRD's reputation precedes him, and fully describing how much him signing up to  Kongregate has affected the chatroom, is impossible. Founder of the Knights of LoRDaeron, and ruler of LoRDaeron. Referred to as LoRD, or the Lordius. Abhors the wimminz, unless there are sandwiches involved. One of the current leaders in the "A Knight's Story" leaderboards, with 6 stars.
 * -Knights Of LoRDaeron account name: LordiusDemonicus
 * -Alt-account: Thaddeus_H_Drol

-xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: Founder of the Brotocol, under his title, Broseidon, King of the Brocean. Has requested that his witty trolling abilities be known. And quote, "I like         to be known to be hated." A member of the Knights of LoRDaeron. Over time, his attendance to the room has lessened. Referred to as CPT or Broseidon.
 * -Knights Of LoRDaeron account name: NutticusErectus
 * -Alt-accounts: SldgeHmmrFceLift, HxCBeatsSxE, ArYaNxNuTZ, xBroseidonx, OpenYourMouth

-Windextor: Is commonly accused of stealing Dane Cook's "Windextor" joke, much to his annoyance. Has been known to mute users who make this mistake. Has, possibly, the most nicknames of all AsE users, ranging from Dexy, to Dex, to Windex, and WhippedWindex. Constantly reminisces of the "good old days" of AsE, with good reason. A valued member of the Knights of LoRDaeron.
 * -Knights of LoRDaeron account: WindictusMaximus

-TomehLove: British. Very, very british. Of course, his accent does allow anything he says to be automatically hilarious. Examples: "I just cut the tip of my penis off.", "My girlfriend just broke my heart.", and "I'd eat HER krumpet!" A common insult to Tomeh is "tomeh = gay", to which he will promptly respond, "tomeh = yay!". Often referred to as simply Tomeh. Once had a contest with Cosmic to determine who was skinnier, and therefore, more awesome. Tomeh won. Recently, Tomeh has joined the proud ranks of the Knights Of LoRDaeron. (Addition from Tomeh himself) A LITTLE TOO LATE, RIGHT?
 * -Knights Of LoRDaeron account: TomiusLovicticus
 * -Alt-accounts: TomehHate, SpokeyBeans

Red Bucket
A group of kids from ages 14-15 who used to hang in AsE all the time. They claimed that AsE was lame, and kept coming back from the Red Bucket to remind AsE users. Extinguished.

Brotocol
Brotocol - An ancient and powerful document known in the heart of hearts of all bros, former and present, dictating what can and cannot be done amonst said bros. This includes but is not limited to rules on women and rules on Brotrocities. A Brotrocity is a crime against a fellow bro and is regarded to be as high muder or rape in regular day society. This includes Brotrayels and other oustings of a fellow bro in ones attempt at women, money, or any other items of value. Said Brotrayels and Brotrocities are clearly outlined in the Ten Brommandments.

Brommandment 1: Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho.

Brommandment 2: Be kind, honorable and humble to thine Brothers.

Brommandment 3: Be neither miserly nor wasteful in thine brother's expenditure.

Brommandment 4: Adultery with a fellow bros ho is a devious and unjustified crime, it shalt be known as a Brotrayel of the highest degree.

Brommandment 5: When dealing with fellow bros, always be respectful and make promises that shalt be kept. Practical brokes are accepted, just not compromising ones that shalt be against the Brommandments, or a trial can, and will be, held in front of the Head Bro-Elders.

Brommandment 6: Remember the Bro-sabbath and keep it Broly.

Brommandment 7: Practical Brokes can be defined as "anything to mess with a fellow bro at his expense but not detrimental to his life, livelihood, or character". Most are quite hilarious, after the initial injuries and swearing is over. This can also be done too far when said trials will take place.

Brommandment 8: Thou shalt value thine bro's Bropinion above all else.

Brommandment 9: Thou shalt not covet thy bro's posessions.

Brommandment 10: The Brotherhood is completely comprised of Bros, no wimminz allowed, bro-hos however are acceptable.

Hotocol
Similar to the Brotocol, but is comprised completely of females and also includes making sandwiches and doing laundry. Members of the Hotocol are usually counter-cunts. Exclusive.

Knights Of LoRDaeron
The Knights Of LoRDaeron consists of users whose names have been altered into Medieval Latin names, most noticeably with words having the suffixes "ius" or "us" tacked on. The Knights Of LoRDaeron speak only in Shakespearean dialect, which ends up irritating the other users in the room that have no sense of humor. The Knights are based in AsE, and have only ventured once to other kingdoms. They were met with much criticism, most especially in the lands of "Roleplaying - Serious" and "Master Chief Kitchen." Admittance into the Knights Of LoRDaeron is confirmed only by LoRDxDeMoN, or on his alt-account, LordiusDemonicus. Potential knights may be nominated by other Knights, but the Lordius has the final say. Lordius always has the final say. Always.

Infamous Knights Of LoRDaeron phrases:

"Naught, thou!"

"Stay thy silver tongue, foul knave!"

"Thou darest to insult a Knight Of LoRDaeron?! Draw thy blade coward, or be struck down where thou stand!"

"Brothers-in-arms before Wenches-in-beds!"

"This pleases the Lordius."

"For tonight, we dine in Master Chief Kitchen!"

"Burn the heretic!"

"My blade shalt feast upon thine heart 'fore the night is through, cur! And thou testicular appendages shalt swing from mine Castle gates!"

"I shalt dast thy families' names upon yonder rocks, vile trolls, and thine children shalt be slaughtered by the armies of LoRDaeron!"

"I shalt discharge mine cannon into thou posterior!"

"The wench hath been slain by mine thigh sword."

"A thigh sword. 'Tis a strong sword, that one."

"The Lordius hath decided that an ethnic cleansing shalt make these lands inhabitable."

White Supremacists
Quite simple. White power. Most members of this group are in fact not white, but it adds dramatic affect to some statements and brings interesting controversy to the room. Nonexclusive.

Old People from Back in the Day
Users who have been in AsE for a mighty long time. Exclusive. Includes some current and past AsE users [Scithen, PunkRock01, joeypeapot, Windextor, Cosmic_Castaway, etc.] Disclaimers and copyrights -All quotes and content herein this page are not subject to editing other than by the quoted (their quotes only) or Cosmic_Castaway. -All quotes are the property of the quoted. -The regulars of AsE are the elite in Kong. -Protip: Kong = the bedroom -"You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet.  You're not your fuggin khakis." -If you find this page offensive, then complain. Or learn to laugh at yourself, that'd be preferred. Complaints about the page? Suggestions for the page? please direct them to Cosmic_Castaway. Interested in voice chatting with some of the AsE regulars? Contact Cosmic_Castaway or LoRDxDeMoN for the information for our Ventrilo server. (Ventrilo client available at www.ventrilo.com)