ShellShock Live 2 - Chat Room

Welcome
If you are here to chit chat just about the game, then hi and goodbye!

In SSL2 chat room, we enjoy a variety of topics, even those you have never dreamed are there to talk about. This is not your everyday game chat room. Some are not even here for the game. Yeah, that much.

Many times it becomes insane, full of drama. It'll be like a free cable and all you got to do is grab your popcorn or even be in the middle of it (warning you though).

Friends and enemies, chatters and spammers, even lovers and haters, we have them all. We are proud to have a wide range of IQ, from those who deeply discuss reality and existence, to those asking what game others are playing, then claiming to be a joke (Yeah, we know it wasn't!)

The sound of silence does knock the door, but soon to be followed by what we liked silence more than.

Childish after all being just a chat room, yet special among the rest, the proof is that it's the first and only game chat room to be written about (seems like others were or are not worthy) capturing some of its moments and memories.

Rules
1. Leave your humanity, dignity and self-respect out.

2. Don't cry when everything you say and believe in get mocked.

3. Be prepared for your sanity to be doubted, and your gender or sexuality to be questioned.

4. Have a major in one (or even both) of these sciences: Asshology or Retardology. Creepiness is optional but preferred.

5. Be able to speak many animal languages. We have pigs, chickens, donkeys and even monkeys!

News

 * Week's description: "They see me trolling, they're hating". Trolls invasion. It's not a joke. SOS.
 *  Epidemic Endemic: Cupid is paying us a harmful visit, he knows no aiming. Called for help, but they mocked me. Love is not a disease they say, then why are we ill and dying?
 * Leaders' board: Shifty1geezza is climbing the list, he's in page 3, number 40 at the moment. Told them to have a moment celebrating this champ (we don't have many leaders in the room, lel).
 * The trial: The day of the trial was determined. Annex is going to fight for alimony to his triplet. Lady2naughty4u is his new lawyer. Update: William lost the trial and entered a state of disillusion, in which he believes that he won and that Annex is compensating him, be warned, however, this is a lie and a fabrication, truth is quite the opposite.
 * Private messages tutorial: We made Anchoman a tutorial to pm well. We do not expect him to be a master at it, but at least some mercy to our eyes. Many dark secrets were revealed by his pm fails. Ancho is not the man we thought he was.
 * BLACK-KAVIAR is having a personality conflict: He has "Baby" in one hand, and "Shady" in the other. We prefer that he chooses the latter if he wants to live another day.
 * "Unmute" announcement: We do not really know what's going on, but it seems like you guys got confused between shifty1geeza and another guy. The man barely talks, and when he does, it's no harm. So, please unmute him, lol.
 * "Let's play another game": If you are frequent to this room, you won't find it unusual for some to come out of the bloom periodically saying that they'll play another game and name it, either a game in Kong or another site, some even market for the steam version of this game. While there are some questions in mind, like "Who the hell are you?" and "How much do they pay you?", we don't have time to hear their answer being busy playing our game SSL2. Leave marketing out of this room.

Moderators
XxLittle-StarxX

Ow mighty little star

Twinkle in our dark sky

Our day is night

We need a light

Even though shining,

''a vampire too? Paradox''

We accept you as our succubus

Anything not to ban us

1337al

When not rocking the world with her band psae or not in another protest fighting for owls' right to control humans, you'll find Al moderating us, making sure we're still sane.

Regulars
The beating heart of the chat room. Without them, it's like a graveyard. "Regulars" does not mean those who are present 24/7, but those who own the room when present. It's not an honor to be here, but rather a right to be mentioned.

Femme__Fatale

"Ass", "liked", "I'm an old fat guy" -Femme__Fatale

Like the name suggests, ruling with charm. The leader of a secret dangerous crew (not secret anymore, ooops), named Pro Sexy Asses, sexy is very doubted. Today SSL, tomorrow the world.

"I really like Femme and hope one day I'll be chosen to join"

"OMG! Did Femme mention me?? I am dying to meet her!"

"WHO THE FUCK IS FEMME!?"

Uh hmm... Ignore the last one, please... Where were we? Oh, yes. Besides reqruiting, Femme is a pretty romantic "woman" who likes to pick "her" men well and rape them with love.

ajaxdekampioen

"code me!!! XD" -ajaxdekampioen

Give this man a code! It gets ugly when you don't. It is very uncommon for him to post one though (at least one of his own). We threw a party when that happened. Ajax lives in the medieval ages, believing to be a king. "King of what?", you might ask. All what comes to mind will result in this page deletion and my account blockade, so better not to tell. The worst language teacher "add le to every word and that's french", he even claims to be the inventor of a new language, which is actually just bad English. A typical lazy guy, taking a vacation from a vacation.

Ayberch

An adult who enjoys playing this game, proving that it suits all ages and genders. He starts games which are in demand. Very sensitive toward the chats. A friend of many here. He likes to tell jokes.

BLACK-KAVIAR

"Baby will be played in my funeral" -BLACK-KAVIAR

An African who denies his roots, claiming to be a Turkish-Dutch. A schizophrenic with two characters, in one he is madly in love with Justin Bieber, living to spread Belieberism and support Canada for world domination. In the other, he is JB himself, saying Selena Gomez is his ex. The two are disturbing. Alternative accounts master. He'll create you an alt, even though you did not ask him, and starts chatting with it as you......If he did that to you, don't feel special, it's his thing

vyshniavy

"Notice me Aliaska senpai" -vyshniavy

Sweet and friendly at first sight...The poison in some of her words in a fight is hidden by her multi-chinned emoticons. Our room lover, she has what they call "tank crushes", that she likes to pass on some time when going to bed thinking of them, it helps her to sleep. She recently started giving lessons in Lithuanian, yet she does not translate nor teaches a thing. It seems that if you lost her once, that's it. But you can not help it but to admire such persistence on a decision, even if it was upon you. "She is a rose, beautiful to look at, yet so painful to touch"-WilliamTheBest1

Lady2naughty4u

"lives up to her name" -WilliamTheBest1

We could say she's the female version of Annex and get it over with, but there is much more in her naughtiness to be told. When she enters the house, you'll definitely know. She won't let you not! Bringing a vibe to the room you only realize when she's gone. The queen of private messages and emoticons with no competitor. Let's say that before she came to our room, Annex was alone in his quest, still more than enough for us. We thought she was a gift, she promised tame Anny the beast. Days passed and we were wrong. Lonely no more, Annex and Lady are an army of two, planning to give anyone and everyone the most awkward moments of their lives.

Aliaskamldc

"I have never wished to harm, but I was born to destroy people mentally" -Aliaskamldc

Your life would be a waste if you haven't met her.

WilliamTheBest1

Last, but certainly not least, we have William. A unique specimen of a human being this one. Ultimately humble, but with a very dirty mind that he unsuccessfully tries to hide from the world. When he says something, the entire chat room goes quiet in silent amazement, either by his intelligence or by his obliviousness to his own extremely disturbing tendencies. Our dear William is also the unofficial moderator of our little mental institution on SSL2, and we love to hate him for it.

Previous Regulars
noellie23 

"howso" -noellie23 

23 stands for her age the time she joined the site, which is probably 46 years ago. Noellie is a chat addict, does anything for the sake of a banter. When we say anything, we mean it. Can not even write "noellie" and "nice" in the same sentence, but there are rare events she showed humanity in, rare still. She is also a conspiracist, doubts the existence of everything, even herself. The winner in every "conflict". The secret lies in her annoying "howso" and in continuous and repetitive invalid arguments, pushing the other side to raise the white flag, cursing the moment that led to these horrible moments. Jokes aside, it is rare to come across a woman like noellie, and maybe behind her cold heart some warmth lies.'' "Silent but loud. Everywhere but nowhere. Good but bad." -WilliamTheBest1''

AnnexB 

"That's hot" -AnnexB

Let's take advantage of this moment, since he is busy, probably in bed with one of his pans. Annex is a hard not to notice guy (maybe a chick, we did not check). Disturbingly, everything is kinky to him, and even a legless frog is hot and "lovable" he says. Without any doubt, Annex is our room pervert. Don't you think we are being harsh on him, he loves that and admits it. He is not even here for the game, seems nice, but it's actually creepy. So, whenever you scratch your head, thinking what you have said for your chat with him to turn sexual, remember that it's Annex, and everything is innuendo in his world. P.S: Call him Anny, he'll LOVE it. Noticeable With a little push, these guys can make it to the regulars.

hazaisam

Active in our chat room when not in your pants.

anchoman

Who is ancho talking to? Anyone? No one? His pm fails will never end, leaving us quite shocked and amazed. "300 men died that day", "I really really like her", "I was joking, join me, baby". He's the one to be with in the sad days, got jokes and puns to leave you dying. (Literally dying .__.).

DevilBoy 

When not spamming "fap", this devil is rational and honest, a good company.

forumkaro

A mysterious lady with charisma.

Shifty1geezza

The Godfather of our room. Will smash you if you talked inappropriately. Climbing the leaders' board of every game he plays, bu especially SSL2.

RedPedro

Who's Pedro? Who had the honor* of meeting him? Is that his color*? We'll never know.

leugium1981

A very nice guy who likes to keep the room clean and tidy. Got the report hammer in hand.

SilentNemesis

Mostly seen advertising his games "Just for fun", they sound like some kind of pranks. He adds his infamous creepy emoticon ":)".

KingJmoney 

One of the few who enjoy noellie's company (what the hell is wrong with him?). So humble... He rarely shows up in the chat, but leaves a mark.