Ninja Chat

About Ninja Chat


We are pretty much one big dysfunctional Kongregate family. The mods here are fair so don't abuse their kindness. Azieru, Blarlack, Confuzzledmaniac, FuzzyBacon, JKuang, MrSpontaneous, PantherShah, Rachiface, Xiatrix, and Xestrix are usually around to keep things turning and keep us from killing each other with our ninja skills. Phoenix00017 also lurks in Ninja Chat, but since he graduated to "Admin" and got his shiny K, apparently he's too good to talk to us peons anymore. He'll pop in every once in a while - just remember, bow twice before speaking, or he'll get angry and mutter something about "whippersnappers." TheresaC can also be spotted in Ninja Chat every now and then, but she doesn't talk much because Blarlack smells and she hates him. Sten123 also drops in occasionally. We once had a record mod-party with a 22mod cap, plus Phoenix00017. This is not confirmed as a site-wide record, but it was a freaking big number of mods, and the biggest Ninja Chat has seen, to most people's knowledge.

We are a great little group on Kongregate but don't let it stop you from coming in to say "hello".

Usually we float around 150+ users at a given time so there is always someone to talk to. Just remember though, if one person really bashes you for being new to Kongregate, just try to let it go. Some users can be a bit harsh sometimes but they mean no harm. However, if it gets beyond simple bashing, track down a moderator or use your mute button.

Some of our room's little rules:


 * 1. Ninja Chat is a part of Kongregate. This means that users are subject to the rules and terms stated in the Code of Conduct. Read up: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct


 * 2. Please don't post easy badges. Most of us do not care if you got an easy badge. The badge notification is poorly worded and incredibly spammy, and we have yet to find an easy badge impressive enough to justify copying a 4+ line message.


 * 3. Please don't instigate or be an idiot. Do not spam. Do not be stupid. However, if you find someone breaking these rules, you also don't have any right to taunt or harass them. Don't do it. Seriously.


 * 4. Please keep the vulgarity at a minimum.


 * 5. Watch the caps, and no links to anything inappropriate. When in doubt, don't.


 * 6. Never, and I mean NEVER, conquer other chats in the name of Ninja Chat, otherwise you will get a tongue lashing from Blarlack. And you will deserve it. If Blarlack isn't available, Fuzzybacon will settle for giving you an actual lashing.


 * 7. It's Azieru's fault. I miss him a lot. Xiatrix should come back as well. :( The hilarious part is that the day after Blarlack added this, they BOTH came back. At the same time. I was totally "WTF HAX" and they were like "ZOMG NUB!". And then Xiatrix was like "Bye" and I was sad.


 * 8. If it's not Azieru's fault (see rule 7), it's Meepo's fault. That or Rune's. Or Toss's. Or whoever you feel like hating on at that particular moment. *Volunteers Bobart*

Ninja Chat Regulars
So, if you are a regular of Ninja Chat, then post your nick here. Alphabetized, for her pleasure: (...I see what you did there, but you ain't foolin' me. :P)

Attention: If your name is here, go to worldcommunitygrid.org. We have a ninja chat team, which has a pitiful 7 members. Let's get at least into double digits, shall we?--Toss.

Azieru: Z totally comes before T. Blarlack erased my proof of such, so you'll just have to trust me on this one. (pics or it didnt happen -Rico(Check the edit history for yourself. Yours truly.))

Atayl129: ok Azipoo =[ but i am still the ninja chats local fatman!! =]

Agius23: Gamer by day...... Yeah im a gamer by night aswell.

AkujiDelano: I weep for the future of Ninja Chat.

Albinoblackbear: Im a black bear with the genetic mutation that causes me to be white. Not the same as a white bear/polar bear. by day...... Yeah im a gamer by night aswell.

Allen42(Allen, Ninja Dad): The old man of Ninja chat. It's mystifying that I, er, he can be so old and yet so cool at the same time. I spend way too much time on Kong. Pro Tip: Don't be be both arrogant and ignorant.

Alpha2008:'' "I'm a TIMELORD." - "My TARDIS is a red sand castle shaped bucket."''

Arassar: Ninja Chat is the only channel that didn't make me want to stick a pencil into my eye, so I decided to hang out there whilst gaming. I guess that makes me a regular.

ArcaneViper(viper): You missed me out. Watch out for Blar when he's on a rampage its a mute fest. 2 years on Kong and Ninja chat is my home (yes i live in cyberspace now)

Bawnk: Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal. You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and—brother—I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be f——ing dead! Whoooo!

Blarlack: Blarlack is the destroyer of fun.

Blummy: Yeah, im sorta an Ex-Regular, fuzzy know me, i think, we used to be friends :/ XD

Bobart: aka OCTOJESUS. aka Crusader For The Glory Of Ninja Chat! (Also, "Bobart is fighting the alphabet!!!!", but the alphabet cast "Summon Blarlack" and Bobart got pwnt.) ['cuz Blar's a meanie...did you just pop in and edit that?] (I would never.) ''Or... would he? Dun-dun-dun-duunnnnnnnn Yep. He would.''

Catgravy(23): I am two things. I am a cat and I am a man. Imagine a kitten head on a human body wearing a top hat and a suit coat. (1) On April 8th, at 3:37 Eastern Standard Time "Thay call mee Freedom Fighter" (direct quote) made his second coming as "Blarlikestheco**". It was fore told of in the bible of Yar. (What happened to Ninja Chat?) ''Three words. Bad. Mental. Picture. ''

CedartownDawg(BKA Cedar AKA Dawg AKA CTD AKA Ced AKA Cedric Diggory AKA Cedric AKA Nick AKA K-9 AKA Sexy AKA Moneybags AKA Caeser) Yea... Ehm. PM me? :D I have no clue what to put really just that I am the awesome asshole of NC, this statement has been varified by an independent investigation. Quote whore of sorts. I'm often bored and I have mild A.D.D. so don't be surprised if I burst in at random times and say random schtick. If I'm not in NC, I'm probably in CK or not on so whisper me and tell me to come back to NC if you have a good enough reason, I'll generally come without too many stars, name calling and many other vulgarities. Call me pretty much any diriv... No, that's not right.. derivi... No, that's not it either.. derivative, that's it!(I think..) of my name, I won't mind, though I prefer Nick, only one person can call me by my full name, she knows who she is cause I haven't said anything to her about it. What else to put.. I always have something to say about anything and everything. I'll argue my point till I die, I'm generally right, even if indirectly. I noticed that my entery wasnt the longest anymore, or it didn't appear to be so and thus, I must edit it. I added most of my AKAs, all the ones I can remember, and these three sentences. Go big or go home. Yes, my list of names is longer than some people's posts, I care not. It really is that long, ask any of the following; sunnygrlrox, Kairi_the_Shadow, Kimphin007, Bunnykitten, AkujiDelano, ArcticParty, Lystie, mrstickman12345 or CraziAsian, they all know but Craz knew first. Also, I'm a doctor and a terminator.

CheckSumFail: I thought I'd add this guy because he's so cool, Ninjachat is pretty much what it is because of this guy, he's not a mod yet but we'll all be voting for him next election! He's also right about everything he ever says lol! although some people have this running joke of pretending he's not, it's not that funny though, they should go back to ebaums.

Cp3o613: (Cp3, cp3, cp, Cp, Cp3o, cp3o, etc.) In all likelihood, I'm probably wrong with my alphebetization (and I'm right). Quote I would like to use more often yet don't because I can't find a place where it applies: Wait... what? ( actually, I made that up almost a year ago and I still havent found a place to use it I FOUND SOMEWHERE!) I'm the one with the Pineapple, It's my profile picture, I'm the only one. (DON'T YOU DARE STEAL IT FROM ME!! IT"S MINE! ALL MINE! HAHAHA!)

ComradeYeltsen: Ninja Chat's stereotypical Communist

Confuzzledmaniac: I am the House of Ninja Chat, can't have a chatroom without a cripple! Also, recently married to Emielle. Even more recently divorced from Emielle. Even even more recently married to Dorkphones, Unknownperson6, and Sinapi. Sinapi and I have a child. Mybutt thanks you for reading this message.

Corinite: I swear I'm not a communist... but if it wasn't for all you greedy SOB's, I would be. :P

Crass: Your late night, drunken humor outlet.

CrimsonLies: As Blarlack wants me to not take up 30% of the Wiki, I'll be boring! Where's people's logic these days? Moo.

DackJaniels: I um...I...uh...hi o.o (I own your body- Rose)

Damian55

daemon_slayer59: &lt;--- Aka, Pie, Aka, Fail, Epic Fail ^.^ *( Yah especially since I didn't add this myself &gt;_&gt; -Dae)

Daneman: The only reason i wont be in ninja chat is if it's full. Unfourtunately my parents dont like me chatting online so i cant chat that often but i always chat if they are away :D by the way you can just call me Dane if you want but not just man :P

Darkninja632: yeah.. im an extreme gamer... but can (amazingly) still get a girlfriend! i usually have something to contribute to conversation.

DaSchupp: Sometimes! Like today, I pobably won't tomorrow ''Put in the right spot by Runerocker864. "Stop" changed to "spot" by Demonwolf. Oh shush youse.''

Dasmitimsad: Ninja Chat is my favourite chat. It lets me show off my ninja chatting skills and awesome moves. Made a couple of friends in here too.

DazaKingRFC: Ninja Chat is the only chat I use! I be a regular. I won't ever use another Chat Room. Seems to be always looking for something too(UP6)

Demonwolf (Wolfy, Demon): I'm unable to condense my entire profile into a short, witty bullet point. Best just read my profile.

DorkPhones: Cups.

Doujin (Dou, Jin, Jazz): Im a wierd trying to be funny person that likes everyone!!! i like all things ninja! may it be ninja cookie, ninja bananas, ninja chairs. i like it! Excepts if its about chickens, bewbs ( . Y . ) but i'll say em nonchalantly...only because i have nothing else to talk about and its awkward there...

Dr_Watson(Doc): I want to say something funny or witty, but I'm too lazy to think of anything.  * Inserts one for him* Zomg, it's a virus in chat!

emokid223: Likes pie... I dunno...Also the only regular with an 'e' for the start of the username:D [Not anymore, mahahah!] Damn. I was going on 6 months too >.> "Imma go comatose for a few hours, hallucinate vividly, and then maybe experience amnesia about the whole thing."

Emielle: I fail rather epicly on a regular basis, so there's no need to keep track. :3 Also the wife of Confuzzledmaniac (20th/Oct/09), but I refuse to get him food. I'm that nice ^^(Lolol, you put yourself below me on the wiki. You fail at alphabetical order=P)

Evilducks:thats not the kind of thing i would want to lick...

ErinM(DoomedGraceless/EclipseoftheSoul/Gangsta'): I'm always here, but I never am.

Gmaesatr123: The only thing separating me from you is my cerebral cortex.

good: a old player that got banned for being 12, I was a very nice person, and i rarely got into fights.

grrrlpower5 (e-beth from da hud, grrl, e-beth, Fruit): Screw Forks, I'm going to Camp Half-Blood

Hellgrit: (AKA Numbnuts) Some crazy thing :P Dunno what happened but I think I may of hit my head :D So I herd you like Mudkipz. He doesn't eat fish, he drinks it!

hinamuffins(muffin): the one and only! YAY-ness! ^_^

FairAsTheRose: Punch count for the year 2010: 2

Fire_Emblem8745: A regular ol' nerd willing to tackle anything that exudes the slightest whiff of "boring". Nickname is Iron.(You forgot Fefe. <3 Cedar)

Frostfyre: Frosty

Herian "I am SO going to quote that out of context." (Grrrlpower5 is too) (TWHS too)

Insolinzer: Been a long time. I'm glad to see some faces I remember.

Inuyasha1885 is mostly silent

iSocket: Skype: isock3t - join the Great Skype migration!

"Why is there two of them? oh"

iSokrias: Dotdotdot

Jacanata: not very talkative usually happy to help, loves pillows cause dey comfy

Jackal301 i talk to much, and you lost the game i think, k bye!

Loves drumming and ukulele, music, drawing and is only just coming to terms with life, be nice.

Jazzal: Is back. Sorta. Join Whatpulse. http://whatpulse.org/stats/teams/16226/

JmYeom: always on ninja chat, pops in at least once a day, friendly and badge addict :)

JohnLeprechaun (John) Resident smart-ass and link-spammer. Just go along with it, and maybe he won't rip you to shreds with his verbal lashes. (NOTE: Inventor of the language, religion, and soundtrack for Kirnyle. Ask me about it.)

JonnyRico: You all just lost the game. (In reply to Rico, Rock_Lee states that a winner isn't you.

Juggal0tus: Somthing Cool?

KakashiFNGRL [Kakashi, FNG, FN, NinjaBitch, Soy]: I'm NOT Kakashi, I am his FANGIRL ! Steal my FNGRL-name and I will hunt you down! Herian is my BFF, seehim online when I'm not, tell him to G-mail me! My mother-tongue isn't English so sorry if I make some spelling mistakes, you're welcome to correct me. If I like you enough not to kill you, you may call me Soy. That's all I have to say.

Kpham: (kp,hammy)I was never here. *poof*

Keorode(keo): I am Link! See, I have a Master Sword and everything. *Twitch* I even have a fairy. She tells me to burn things. Happyfuntime for all!

Kinsin (Kin): Funniest ninja since the power rangers.

Yes, I'm that guy. Supporter of the Great Skype Migration. Bet you can never guess my Skype addy.(I could've sworn you were a girl... Huh go figure -Z[for zorro]) (Because Ld is so special and epic he gets a cool name. -UP6)

Lytris (Lyt): Who needs quotes when you hav- OH HOLY SHIT A NINJA!!

Lystie He's a pretty cool guy. The majority of the silent users on Ninja Chat agree that, altough creepy and exessively perverse, he's everyones rolemodel.In real life he's a tranvestite and. He also doesn't like cats with hats.

markala: I really have no idea how this stuff works.

Meepo: Creator of Reys Quest, Fredrico and Waffleman... its the one and only Meepo! Developin' and striving for greatness, he daily proclaims "Chips in a tube?! Thats crazy!! *chugs Pringles* num num num num num!!" He's also been working on Quest of Waffleman: The Tower of Seasons for OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND years and will probably never finish it ever.

MissMurderIsh: I can be called...Ish, MissM, Murder, MissMurderIsh, MurderIsh, Fish if you are Rico, kiddo ONLY if you are Mikey. I love <3 <3 food. I am generally happy/in a good mood/not depressed or angry. If I'm NOT happy, stay out of my way and I wont think about the many different ways I would like to kill you. I draw. I am the resident sniper. BEWARE>:D. I also like to complain about the load of hw I have and then go do it in 30 minutes...or more, if I have to write a paper. Dorky and Emifail are MINE. Touch them and you die. ^.^ Also, I hate spammers/trolls/etc. They screw with my lovely Ninja Chat.

Mittyboy1234: [Insert Witty Comment Here]

Fuzzybacon: Doesn't know where F is in the alphabet. (originally located between I and P, apparently...) ''Originally, and always. Blarlack's a meanieface!'' Pants Optional.(It's the Baconator!... i just noticed your in the wrong spot)

MomochiKing (Momo) Yay right next to Fuzzy ^_^

Monkmoose: In the eternal struggle for spiritual balance, one may find both peace and bliss in the depths of an Oreo cookie.

Moomoofire11: A normal cow just trying to make a living on kongregate.

Mr_moocky: I felt my name was missing.

MrSpontaneous: International Mod of Mystery. Has been known to appear from time to time

mrstickman12345: Mr.Doodle!

NinjaMafia: aka RaptorJesus.

Nygar: No, the way you read it is wrong, and you are racist. No, I am not racist, and my name is fine :D I love you.

oddish: i r regular nao? And Greg is a tool. Amen brother I'm now on a quest to educate people on the chewiness of rabbits. Rabbits are chewy. Steve's face is also chewy.(UP6)

Odjn: He's been there forever, but is usually too busy lurkin' to chat

OmegaKaiSi: We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. ~Chuck Palahniuk

panthershah(HHH): Refrain from calling me HHH unless you know me, please. Big fan of games and music. Hates FuzzyBacon with a very strong passion.''I would like to point out that HE CHALLENGED ME! To what? A pantsless diss fight? ^.^  Cause Azieru's "better in bed" and "treats him like a real woman" or some shit like that.''

Pekkekke: Probably doesn't like you. Don't take it personally.

Phoenix00017(Nix,ld Man, Grandpa, Italian Stallion, Tuba man, Man-Whose-Denture-Glue-Keeps-Kongregate-From-Having-Fun): Git off of my lawn you whipper snappers! *waves cane menacingly*

Potion222(Call me Pothead): By Time And Time again You must Use Google and Google Again

PrinceEko(just call me eko): Hey, don't forget me! I've never been to a different chat room. The first time I logged in to Kong I was in Ninja Chat, and they welcomed me (especially trooper), so I decided to stay. :D

PrinceMir:(Mir, Mirface, etc) Is usually lurking NC playing a flashgame now and again

Protista: The best of all single celled organisms.

protoss_rush(kid, SMART GUY, Toss): need...more...n00b souls...

Puppettron(pup): i'm a better(smarter) troll than you. see UD for accurat definittion. And spelling i'm actually only here because the WoW servers are down.

Quinnisfat (quinnis, guinnis, fatty): been here a while, i get on usually every day that my computer works. Havent chatted in a while, i play a lot of games. PS - i knew all these guys before they were mods!

Rachiface: (Rache, Achiface) A Face with a Rachel stuck to it. Always happy. It's kinda creepy.

rags18: I dont chat too much but when i do i rule.

Rklimek: Makes up the crusaders of ninja chat with bobart one of the only people to be persecuted for trying to expand ninja chats horizons by conquering other chats which isn't apparently a very smart thing to do according to blarlack and fuzzybacon.....

rockerchic :  teh muffin queen who collects eyeballs

Rock_Lee: I are teh awesome employee of Sonic Team. I am Anti-Text Talk. Jesus, stop reading about me, you creep. STOP....LOOKING....AT....ME!!!! -kill- Also, my gf is preggers. Yay!

rodi: Destroying clocks. Healing pirates.

runerocker864: *reserved for something witty*

Scampy: Bottom feeder, likes to pick off the dead, dying and decaying noobies.

Seonaid94(seo): Likes to talk...a bit too much. XD Sory havn't been on in like a year guys been busy moved into wick childrens centre :/ it kinda sucks and there's no internet access dam my spelling to hell! so i have to use the school computers and they've blocked kongregate!!!! :( so i'm stuck in m yloney non ninja world poor me!

Sinapi: Everybody knows that I never stay in Ninja Chat for more than a week at a time. (Also known as Sinapi_NinjaChat)

stevenorr: Azieru smells.

Stinray: Former intrepid adventurer gone refugee from Prinny Land.

SuicideMedic: I have no spiffy comment, I'm just that awesome.(and was the first guy to quote me! gratz from umoz9502)

Taltandi: Im unknown ''Oh noes! I thought unknownperson6 was unknown? =o! ''

talonkarrde07(Tal,Talon, Babyface, Sir Spencer Muffincats, bunny): yes it's me. I am one of the most regular regulars but I have not been here more then 5 months so I get told I'm not one a lot. genius-DY14 part-time genius, full time retard-Bobart.(Who needs things t make sense anyway?)

TheCheeseNub: Always wantin' a little chat! thehair6: regular and friendly hairball

The_kyuubi: resident furry and extremely psychotic (hey look i'm below the hair and on top of trooper)

ThePooba: ThePooba: So many slots and holes to choose from.

TheTall0ne: (Coming soon)

Trooper(Troop): In My Badoodoo.

UBERDEMON1: I'm an old reg, most people haven't heard of me. I still try to get along with newer people though...

umoz9502: im the random idiot of ninja chat and will always be the only n00b of ninja chat! and the so often user of the word ban(ana)hammer :D

Unknownperson6: "I just wanted to be cool...XD" Trooper has fangirls! Is apparently Family pet =D. [She is a speshul breed of evil owl that will NEVER EVER go to sleep, and swoops humans in the night. Watch for her. -LD]

WargenElite(War,Warg,Fail,King-Troll)"Age:Sexy Sex:Yes Please""Loves all the girls in Ninja Chat""Strict Believer in Octo-Jesus"

Wexas: The alleged Texan who is regularly confused by the Ninja Chat regulars. Only one person can call me Wexxy. You know who you are.

Wurmish: I lurk, I'm not a nice person, but everyone will tell you different. Don't believe them. He's also a self-proclaimed jackass and Starfighter addict. That and he doesnt know how to spell Wyvern. Wurmish replies: I'm an asshole, hoolio is the jackass. And Wyverns have nothing to do with my name, just my tattoo.

w1n5t0n: The only one without a motto thing or whatever behind their name

Xestrix: Currently holds the world record for being afk for exactly 7 months 2 days 1 hour 4 minutes and 35 seconds.

xenotech destroyer of worlds and eater of pie

Xiatrix: "Wait, why's your name on the list twice? ...Oh."

xXFalkusXx: o hai, i r leik teh ubёr 1337, k?

YogurtDawg: I found the underline print!

Zackman14:  Second from the bottom... DANG YOU ZEPH and your "E" &gt;&lt;{{{{*&gt; a fishie i wish i invented....... ---V--- that sounds painful.

Zephry(Zeph, Zep, Alex, Bob, ZDawg(courtesy of up6): *facestalker* O.o *faceburglar* &gt;.&gt; *facegroin* o.o *footgroin* &gt;.&lt; *facellama* =D (Last of the list = win)(Bunneykittens pet :D)(Lies! You here me LIES!)(Could have sworn you liked mudkipz -L[for ludicrousmisinterpretationsofgendersthroughchat])

Randomness
True Conversation:

Upaut: ...unfortunately, I have a slight allergic reaction to the most common type of flora on Earth...-.-

runerocker864: Grass?

Upaut: Yes, Rune...grass...

I will NEVER understand Fair's obsession with this convo. (That was put up here when it happened!!!!! I'm not obsessed! -Mumbles- Jerks.)

April 23, 2009:

Phoenix00017: From across the room where my wife is studying for her med school boards: "Is that a penis??"

Phoenix00017: (apparently syphilis can obscure whether or not something is a penis...)

...

Phoenix00017: She keeps trying to show me the picture.

...

Phoenix00017: Riiight...my wife's penis is obscured by vd...

Runerocker864: If you didn't have that shiny red K after your name I'd knock you again about being old. But since you do, I'll just shut up and kiss your feet.

Blarlack: blarlack is gulibblbblbbl

Blarlack: bibble is a silly word

Blarlack: bblbblbblbblbbl tee hee

Blarlack: it's like a motorboat

Blarlack: vruum

Blarlack: nobody lies Blarlack because he smells

...

Not enough sleep, or drunken rant? YOU DECIDE!!!

...

Fuzzy votes both

Protoss votes not enough sleep.

Rune votes Ritalin overdose

''Drunken rat. of course." Talon''

Rico says Drunken rant for sure.

Drunken Rant~emo

''Jazz just thinks it's Blarlack being Blarlack. As per usual.''

Mitty votes Drunken rant all the way.

Atayl votes sugar high

Rose votes all of the above.

protoss_rush: Mods never ask for help, bacon! they are the end-all and be-all of kong skill!

Blarlack: Hi, Protoss.

Blarlack: My name is Blarlack.

Blarlack: We must have never met.

FuzzyBacon: Yeah. Blarlack just doesn't kiss me like he used to... ''You have no record that I said this! NONE! ''

(Or do I?)













Jam think's he's better than you now



123 in room :o

"Phoenix00017: If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat."





lottabull2: i'm lottabull bitch

Confuzzledmaniac: You're also banned, bitch.

Confuzzledmaniac: Sorry about that, but I had to. It was ownage.

Demonwolf: Stupid keyboard. Youtrube is not a real wobsite!

Here is one about mybutt...

mybutt: Hey guys.

runerocker864: Hey... Mybutt?

EpicLord: hello

Confuzzledmaniac: Ahahahaha.

Confuzzledmaniac: Oh man, I'm going to abuse that.

JKuang: I wasn't aware you could sell marriages online... Maybe I should put Azieru up for auction...

CedartownDawg: Why would you abuse my butt?

CedartownDawg: &lt;,&lt;

Confuzzledmaniac: Jk, you'd have to pay to get rid of him.

Confuzzledmaniac: Because I love mybutt.

JKuang: I guess I'll never win. &gt;_&lt;

CedartownDawg: But we're talking about mybutt here..

Confuzzledmaniac: Mybutt is such a good friend to me. He keeps me warm and safe.

Demonwolf: °_º

JKuang: I'm going to slap mybutt if you keep this up.

Confuzzledmaniac: AHAHAHA.

CedartownDawg: Why are you gonna slap mybutt?!

runerocker864: Wow?

CedartownDawg: PERVERT!

mybutt: !!!

mybutt: lol

''This went on for about an hour. It's probably the most hilarious thing to ever happen in Ninja''

CedartownDawg: In fact, women respond quicker because of the smaller size.



CedartownDawg: Good job, Medic.

CedartownDawg: Very, very, very good jon.

CedartownDawg: Idiot.

CedartownDawg: Effing irony.

mrstickman12345: Now, K-9, will you accept the bone?

Blarlack: This is Blark's Ninja Chat

Blarlack: and in Blark's Ninja Chat, we speak Amernican

Blarlack: I like 'em firm and delicious


 * they make Sunkist in 1-Liter bottles. Who knew?



CedartownDawg: He'd bend you over a table and bone every penny out of you.

SuicideMedic: My tombstone is TOTALLY going to read, "WTF?! Did he died?!"


 * stevenorr:I'm watching you too hard for it to be kinky. ;) ( Friday, January 01, 2010 10:49 PM

=Rambling Blar Theater= Stevenorr, stevenorr, stevenorr, he wove him out of thread. And when he gets all tired, he'll stand him on his head. There's only one recourse left to me, I must get up and sigh, for while I'd rather sail the sea, it's better than a cry. You wish you could match my lyrics, Steve, you just ain't got the beat. But that's okay, you basketweave, I'll let you keep your feet. I'm sorry for the scare, my son, I've got no morals left. I'll sit upon a rising bun and fall into a cleft. For once there was a jolly soul, his name was St. Eve Norr, And while he munched upon a troll, he opened up a door. And lo, to his surprise he saw a rather eerie sight, For with a harsh and rattling caw a bird left him that night. He searched for it for many years but wasn't quite the same,

For while he found a thousand deers he'd lost his very name. So off into the distance there he wandered 'til he fell. And there I shaved off all his hair and woke him with a bell. Begone, I said, you bald strange beast, your name is Susan Jones! He gaped and coughed and ate some yeast and shook to his very bones. So St. Eve stumbled his way home his spirit crushed and dead, But when he got there he heard the phone and his palm went to his head. Have I been dead for all these years, or has this been a dream? He stood there in all of his fears, and rolled over in bed. So let this be a lesson, folks, that you shan't drink and sleep, For when you roll atwixt the oaks, your dreams are filled with sheep. The end --Blarlack, December 8, 2009.

Panthershah & JKuang on Relationships



I had to add it :D

unknownperson6: Craib, then where are we gonna get the hot mod actions? D:

Craibster666: D:

stevenorr: *makes out with Spont*

Abysshawk: hot mod on mod action! Ahh! I'm going blind!

Puppettron: *watches*

DackJaniels: Steve, go write me a thing in the NC wiki. Write how much you love me.

"I don't love Dack at all." -stevenorr



quickf1racer: i'm on a dog!

quickf1racer: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AkujiDelano: o-o

quickf1racer: its fun!

AkujiDelano: It's funny because it's really a cat.

CedartownDawg: Being chased by a dog.

AkujiDelano: Being chased by a furry.

CedartownDawg: Being chased by Percy Jackson.

AkujiDelano: Being chased by Scott Pilgrim?

quickf1racer: and simon cowell

CedartownDawg: Being chased by Charlie St. Cloud and his freaky ghost brother and girlfriend?

AkujiDelano: Being chased by Mario.

CedartownDawg: Being chased by Wario.

quickf1racer: Being chased by Luigi

AkujiDelano: Being chased by Waluigi.

CedartownDawg: Being chased by Peach

AkujiDelano: And Toad.

quickf1racer: Being chased by badger

AkujiDelano: Being chased by mushrooms.

CedartownDawg: Being chased by a man on a horse.

quickf1racer: Being chased by cheese plants.

AkujiDelano: Being chased by narwhals.

So what had happened was, Quick thought he was on a dog, but really he was on a cat being chased by a dog which was being chased by a furry. Then the furry was being chase by Percy Jackson who was being chased by Scott Pilgrim and Simon Cowell which make for an odd couple. Then those two who were chasing Percy Jackson who was chasing the furry that was chasing the dog that was chasing the cat upon which Quick rode. Now Scott Pilgrim and Simon Cowell were being chased by Charlie St. Cloud and his ghost brother and girlfriend and then they all were being chased by Mario. Mario is, of course, being chased by Wario who is being chased by Luigi who is in turn being chased by Waluigi. Now to really mix things up, Peach and Toad get together to chase Waluigi but they get chased by a badger that was being chased by mushrooms instead of eating them. Quite odd. Now back to the story, the mushrooms were being chased by a man on a horse because this all started out as a bad Old Spice refference, well the man on the horse is painfully lactose intolerant and is being chased by cheese plants that are being chased by hungry, hungry narwhals.

Now here it all is, in order, from the start. Quick is on a cat, chased by a dog, chased by a furry, chased by Percy Jackson, chased by Scott Pilgrim and Simon Cowell, chased by Charlie St. Cloud and his crew of ghosts, chased by Mario, chased by Wario, chased by Luigi, chased by Waluigi, chased by Peach and Toad, chased by a badger, chased by mushrooms, chased by a man on a horse, chased by cheese plans, chased by narwhals.

Blarlack: ...

Blarlack: Stop, immediately.

Blarlack: All of you.

AkujiDelano: D: he said it.

CedartownDawg: Dammit!

Blarlack: I don't care.

AkujiDelano: Darnit, SD, you brought this on, you jinxed it!

CedartownDawg: I didn't mean to.. Dx

AkujiDelano: Meanie pants!

CedartownDawg: Meanie face!

AkujiDelano: Meanie arm!

CedartownDawg: Meanie leg!

AkujiDelano: Meanie shoe!

To CedartownDawg: How many meanies before Blar interjects?

CedartownDawg: Meanie sock!...?

Blarlack: ...

AkujiDelano: Meanie athletic support?

CedartownDawg: I'll say two more (reply)

To CedartownDawg: Ah, we did it again.

CedartownDawg: Meanie back!

To CedartownDawg: By mentioning Blar he became super-aware.

'''CedartownDawg: he hasn't said anything yet.. <,< (reply)'''

AkujiDelano: Meanie ribcage! D<

CedartownDawg: Meanie soul! Dx

Blarlack: ...the ellipsis above was to indicate that you have once again started doing something I'm going to have to yell at you for.

AkujiDelano: I told you, SD.

CedartownDawg: I called it perfectly..

AkujiDelano: Totally not.

CedartownDawg: It was two more for me!

AkujiDelano: Nuh UH.

CedartownDawg: Yuhuh..

AkujiDelano: ...don't let this turn into a pantomime.

CedartownDawg: Psh, Nou.

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