The Hillside


 * "I am Fabricant, and I'm here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Feed the Ducks. It belongs to the mods. No, says the man in the The Van. It belongs to the weak. No, says the man in The Lair. It belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... the Hillside. A room where the troll would not fear the censor. Where the moderator would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, the Hillside can become your room as well."
 * ―Fabricant

The Hillside is a semi-small room nestled in the gigantic conglomerate of rooms in Kongregate, created by Fabricant or potentially someone else to hang out and do stuff in a post-2006 world. It was officially christened in a blaze of glory. It is located somewhere in Kong's servers, or wherever they store data.

Do NOT be mistaken. The Hillside IS an Fascist Elite Liberal chat room. WOO DEMOCRATS

"We're so smirt; we were aced and still got to jenga her jenga."

Overview

 * In the early days of The Van, ancient ATRAite culture was heavily influenced by Damijionian law, and believed in the practice of the one true Troll. As Damijionian law became more and more archaic as the dawning of the Age of '08, early Pandorians and Cloudites traveled across the land-internet bridge to the Hillside, and embraced grand Fabrian order. The Van then broke into smaller sub-cultures of spammers, internet tough guys, and trolls. This weakened society allowed for Solprovorians to invade and assimilate the culture into a large centrist mega-culture, while the new Hillsidian ATRAites formed into a bigger tribe of KIAtonans and embraced biumvirate rule of Pandorians and Cloudites.

This formed what we now know of The Hillside.

Please note that there was in fact a Hillside before the ATRAs invaded. The Hillside is now mostly ruled by ATRA, but elders of the past culture still linger. Shut up, Ken.

Moderators

 * Fabricant
 * Is the master of all at the Hillside; the quote really speaks for itself. Dissapeared sometime in early 2009. FABRICANT IS BACK, THE GRAND DUKE OF AWESOME HAS RETURNED. Gone again.
 * whiskerchu
 * Mod of Sanctuary whom of which Cloud converses with and calls upon whenever stupidity in the room has reached critical mass.
 * iBot
 * Pops in whenever people baw too much, and brings peace to the citizens of the Hillside.
 * DakkonDarkchyld
 * New mod, potentially the second coming of Fabricant.
 * solprovider/Solyr
 * Former sentinel of the Hillside.

Fail Moderators

 * kikicoops
 * Some new moderator that came in, made some sly nod to 'cleaning up the Hillside,' muted Arg, then had a bitchfit with 'her' sidekick.
 * Iron_Wofle
 * Misspelling of 'Iron Waffle' or 'Iron Wolfe.' Either way, is a gigantic nazi. Ken rages over him like Cloud rages over Eilios. I didn't even know who or what he was, haven't seen him since, gosh.
 * GwenWilliams
 * Muted Arg for an entire day for calling someone gay. No warnings, just straight up hot punishment. Eh, who cares, Arg doesn't come on anymore and no one talks about him anymore anyway.

Regulars

 * Pandar
 * First biumvirate leader of ATRA, comes from a long line of trolling. Migrated to here from the Van after such place was deemed incurable.
 * Clouddark/TheKIA/TartanLynx
 * Furry, second biumvirate leader of ATRA, and is also writing this article. Migrated with Pandar after meeting Fabricant. ANGST.
 * Kenrulerdude/Kenruler
 * ATRAite, not much to say about him. Likes cows. Is also a shithead. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.  A majority of anything awesome you hear in the Hillside, is from Ken Cloud . Always. He loves you all individually, and is the sole owner of the Hillside when Fab and Pandar aren't on. (ALWAYS.)
 * drcoma
 * Drcoma is, without a doubt, the second coming of Jesus. When he is in the room, all forms of stupidity cease to exist and everything becomes pure and wholesome. However he never comes on. Works at Comcast and has a wife, whom we blame for his absence.
 * Also, he has tattoos, via: Here
 * lolhats
 * ATRAite, never comes on, is a bro to all.
 * DarkestNights
 * ATRAite, is the youngest of the bunch, trolls fairly well (despite not being a troll. Really.) and is the Hillside's bitch. Cloud thinks he's both gay/bi and a furry, one of those is probably true.   LOL GUESS WHAT.
 * brennenquinn
 * ATRAite, has a fetish for anything.
 * Jamias
 * Awesome incarnate.
 * iambored29
 * Some guy, is what Jambore is based on.
 * ArgyleCat
 * Relatively new furry to the Hillside, was given regular state after realization that he's intelligent. Tends to be the victim of constant failmod silence sessions. Please refer to the section on GwenWilliams to see the part about Argy. DISREGARD THAT, ARGY DOESN'T COME ON ANYMORE SINCE CLOUD AND HIM STOPPED MAKING LURV. (P.S. Don't remove him, ~Cloud)
 * LordShadow
 * While not actually being a retard he baws a lot, incurring iBot, whom promptly saves the day. He is also a Nazifag.
 * Lazywulf
 * The Hillside's own closet-furry.
 * PigeonSammy
 * A stranger from a strange land, comes in every now and then to be awesome and such. Is a furry? Isn't really a furry. Yeah okay.
 * dwtheman
 * nipples
 * MMM103
 * M is a fairly new regular. At first everybody hated him, but after a while he came to be one of us (sort of) No, we still hate him. We still get pissed when he grammar nazis constantly.

minimejosh annoying but always in the room. 'nuff said.