Rip City

Rip City is a chat room on Kongregate. It is also the most F***ed up chat room in existence (damn you censorship). The bossman of the room Rip City in the land of Kongregate is Roild. He rules the room as king of oldfags. He roildrages on any noob who attempts to intrude. If you like being mindfucked, come to Rip City.

Frequent People in Rip City

 * Roild
 * The_Last_Gamer
 * LeonHeart5
 * JustinKings
 * LastActionCowboy
 * MelissaMay
 * lightbrightpablo
 * joemama54321
 * Drakewessman
 * Plazmania01
 * awkwardknees
 * Trissacar1
 * Lycius
 * MrMatias_Rijo
 * zachtorch
 * Navesauce
 * Landyn85

Rip City Soup
The one dish that Rip City has is their legendary soup made of random objects and human limbs. Sounds delicious, doesn't it? The soup is contained in a pot that rises up in the middle of the city. Many people have been thrown in the soup whole and it tasted just as good as normal!

Limb Amputation
Most of the time in Rip City limbs will get amputated, but don't fret, they will grow back. Leonheart5 has a closet full of spare body parts but he's a greedy bastard and refuses to share.

Noobs
Many times per day a person know as a Noob or a Troll enters Rip City to cause mischief. There is no way to deal with these sad little people but to mute them and wait for them to leave. Don't try contacting a moderator or reporting the Noob because moderators don't do anything and Kongregate doesn't care about your harassment claims. Roild blames Gamestop for attracting kids to Kongregate.

Pokémon Battles
These mainly happen between Roild, LeonHeart, and LastActionCowboy. During these events, nobody without a knowledge of Pokémon games understands the conversation. During these, noobs get especially confused and angry. Much laughter ensues.

Rip City Game: "F*** YOU"
This is a game invented on one fateful night by Roild and The_Last_Gamer. The game starts with two players having two points each. One player starts by saying a word. Each player consecutively says a word that rhymes followed by an action with the word. This usually leads to a battle of wit, wordplay, and strategy. When a person runs out of rhymes, he yells "F*** YOU" and starts a new word, losing a point. 10-15 minute max per round so that it does not run too long.

Rip City Literature
LastActionCowboy and LeonHeart are currently working a story titled Rip City Saves the World. It is still a work in progress which was started on 5/24/11 and will be finished on a Unknown date in 2011. There are also two planned sequels (Rip City Does Manhattan and Rip City Destroys the World). These sequels will not be started on until after Rip City Saves the World has become a published book and a feature film.

Yes he does vvv

Yes he does >>> Note that TLG does not approve of this story. <<<Yes he does

Yes he does ^^^

Roild
He rules the room as king of the oldfags and of the city. He roildrages on any noob who attempts to intrude with belligerent, nonsensical, or malicous goals. Roild frequently applies a scoring system to how amazing something in. Ie: "+2 to you, sir". The scores are mythical, but they mean you did something right.

LastActionCowboy
One of the newer members of Rip City. He is a badge whore and always gets the badge of the day. Hates Newcomers with a passion

Leonheart5
He is even more hated than LastActionCowboy (he is hated by earth and space and his family). Whenever he's online he is always playing mulltiplayer games. He is a dragon trainer who loves his Dragonites. He is the grandson of the leader Roild.He enjoys annoying the crap out of those he likes. He, along with LastActionCowboy, is writing the book Rip City Saves the World. (He also has a closet full of extra limbs and organs that he can replace his body parts with or he gives Trisscar to sell on the black market.)

The Last Gamer
One of the highest ranked regs, also one of the select few that do not kiss roild's ass. Very outspoken and intolerant of noobs. Jizzed his pants when they introduced badge of the day on kongregate. Wants to get rid of that last sentence, but cannot deny its truth. Also has rabies, and uses this to his advantage.

MelissaMay
One of the more innocent members in Rip City. One of the few whose mind isn't as sick and twisted as it can get. At times, when fed too much sugar, she turns into a hyper, crazy, and insane child with little control.

lightbrightpablo
He's just Pablo. Nothing more, nothing less than an immigrant

Drakewessman
A bad ass mother fucker who spaz's out on ppl for no reason and he likes to fuck noobs up 1 of the 9 tyrant players

Plazmania01
Asshole Dont fuck with him and he wont fuck with you. One Day said that he's never coming back to Rip City, he came back the next day. Is far too dramatic about happenings in chat. Overreacts and hits on any girl that walks into the chat room. Hated.

Landyn85
A dirty hermy with a love for Star Wars. He's witty and imaginative with the appearance of an 8 year old boy. He loathes this fact, because he is older. Roild takes him out every once in a while where they steal, break, and poop on everything.

MrMatias_Rijo
The genious that came up with the popular phrase: "SHUT YOUR FACE-RECTUM!". Also, homosexual. =D

A day in the life of Jim aka MrMatias_Rijo *Ahem*  "MrMatias_Rijo:COMMENCE EJACULATION!!!

 MrMatias_Rijo:LAUNCH IN...

 MrMatias_Rijo:3

 NeonWolf:O______o

 MrMatias_Rijo:2

 MrMatias_Rijo:1

 NeonWolf:OHSH!T

 MrMatias_Rijo:*EJACULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*  MrMatias_Rijo:WE HAVE LIFT OFF.

 roild:-dances my way to oblivion-

 MrMatias_Rijo:Sir there seems to be this pink orb in the way

 MrMatias_Rijo:I know private.

 NeonWolf:oh really now?

 roild:Jim, how high are you right now?

 roild:Just curious.

 MrMatias_Rijo:It's called *DUN DUN DUHHHH* An ovary. <p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;"> MrMatias_Rijo:I'm not high. Just very silly."

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">MrMatias_Rijo:^ F-F-F-F-FAILURE

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">dman135::D

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">MrMatias_Rijo:^ F-F-F-F-FAILURE

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">roild:C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">roild:Damn.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">roild:****.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">MrMatias_Rijo:\/ F-F-F-F-FAILURE

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">dman135:****er, why'd u interupt our ffffffailure <p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">roild:Almost Combo broke Jim.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">roild:LOL.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">roild:/clap @ Jim.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">roild:+2 to you, sir.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both; background-color: rgb(239, 239, 239);">roild:+2 to you.

<p style="margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">dman135:that was almost amazing lol

<p style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">MrMatias_Rijo:I want to say that my views on vagina are as follows: <p style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">MrMatias_Rijo:It looks like cut up fish and moldy wasabi mixed together. <p style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); margin-top: 1px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 5px; clear: both;">MrMatias_Rijo:THAT IS ALL!

Lycius
A member of Rip City who vehemently loathes newfags with a passion. He tends to arrive with a *BAMF* and then explode randomly. A laid back person overall, but can be considered an ass by those who do not understand.

Rip City Word of the Every Single Day
Roiled: to be completely and utterly pwned in any subject.

Origin: Invented by TLG back in the days when he did kiss roild's ass.

Example 1:

''Fred: Seriously? You just beat me 940 to 150 in Shellshock? Why? Why does this keep happening???''

Dave: Dude, I just roiled you.

Example 2:

''George: I'm telling you, man, llamas and humans can totally have babies together! I read it in a book somewhere! *continues to idiotically and stubbornly insist his point is true*''

John: *proves george's point untrue*

George: ....shit, I guess you just roiled me, huh?

John: No. You just roiled yourself.

Games Normally Played

 * Shellshock Live
 * Elements
 * Zilch - When a player gets 3 or more free rolls, it is called "Pulling a Roild". When a player needs >12K to at least TIE the game, it is called "Pulling a Russ". When a player needs >12K to win, and achieves winning, it is called "Pulling a Roild all over Russ's face".
 * Any game that has Badge of the Day