The Garden

Room Description
Play nice and mind the flowers.

Theme songs: Peaceful: You Were There

Insane: Substraction

Mods
Room Owner: Our wonderful room owner TheLetterB helps keep us all in line and is also known for a love of Ovaltine and doing the "face-cake".

Other resident mods Saxophan is currently the newest mod in The Garden. He plays saxophone. The games he enjoys most are RPGs and adventure games, especially old-fashioned ones. He also loves music. If you like alternative rock, talk to him, people like you are hard to find nowadays.

TheLightDemon is a dumbass furry asshole. It is easy to not like him, especially if you're a girl. Too bad for you, however, because he has no interest in your titties.

Regulars
NOT FOR THE TROLLS!: There is a new shout-out board, edit that instead of these descriptions. Thank ye kindly.

Alpha_jester is a Turtle that loves onions. Has a pet rhino whose name is Fluffy (not short for Fluffy_Panda) and think that evil pirate midgets from hell will arm themselves with shotguns and kill a couple of old people. Also in some games goes by Emo muffin.

Amorythorne is the some-what-disputed awesomest member, known far and wide for her radiant beauty. However, she can be vain sometimes. Has rarely been seen due to her educational obligations.

bbdest Is secretly an alien, also enjoys playing Transfornice.

BlindSeer is rawrpointoh's akamaru. He is a big wolf who beats rawr at racing most all the time. He is very kind. If you're in the garden and need someone to talk to, Blind will help you. Also along with Keac and TsubakiKasugai when the chat slows down to halt Epic RP occurs, and usually they don't get into trouble with The Garden.

Bluntsword Is a regular in The Garden, who is a great person to talk to if you have social trouble, or just need someone who doesn't RP constantly. He can be a real Jerk sometimes, but usually looks after his friend and spots a liar when He sees one. PROPS TO THE BROFIST

Brangle Brangle is a Regular. He enjoys long walks on the beach and coffee milk. He's An Aussie/Brit/Someother things, and has British accent. He live in The Great White North. He's a Bassist in the Band Full Metal Kraken With Sal and Keac. He's also an Artist, and you can view his stuff on brangle.deviantart.com. He's also a Half Ninja (didn't finish training due to his sensei dieing mysteriously) and a Fire Salamander and is Immortal. He also loves petting Felix. He Glorious hair. He is also said to be the direct descendant to The 11 Doctor and is part Time Lord.

Bubblecars deserves all of the world's ice cream. He also brings sexy back. He is a sexy beast. He is popular with women. He is a troll. The Game.

Crackshooter: ^ Does NOT beleive that, lurks in the garden, known as "Druggy and Crack", But claims to not be a druggy. Beats Felix on a regular basis. Dislikes how inactive many people are. 'Merica.

Dominator497 is obviously the awesomist Gardener! He also created Soul Power (TM) and would gladly explain it to anyone brave enough to ask. Currently he spends most of his time lollygagging all over the interwebs. He is a super sneaky ninja. Do not approach him with a pinecone and a can of insect repellent EVER.

Dougzy is an amazing poet on DeviantArt under the name Forgotten-Reaper. He's also English. YAY FOR THE ENGLISH!

Dracowulfen

Dracowulfen is a generally disliked male, for good reason. He has an incredibly short temper, and often rants. He tends to be mean to new people he meets, and is not very friendly in general. This Jerk now goes by the name Cadmario. It started from his loner career in highschool. He had no friends, always driving away anyone because he would fight with their opinions. He would fight the teachers, trying to prove them wrong, and trying to prove that he is smarter. He has constant jealousy of people who were popular, slandering anyone that actually had a life in highschool. Because he was such an outcast and hated school (since everyone hated him in school) he has tried to role over his personality into the internet. He creates his own personal facades, playing to people's emotions and attitudes. His main qualities aside from stated above are that he thinks he is the smartest person in the garden, he will turn a perfectly good conversation into an argument, and he will hit on anything that has a vagina. He commonly flirts and talks sexually to many girls on the garden, ranging from ages 12-19, but the majority are 15 and under, he himself is 22, and lives with his mother. This is because female's never showed him any attention in highschool. Being over 230 pounds and a jerk to everyone you meet isn't exactly a way to attract the ladies. Everyone has seemigly forgotten who the real Draco was, an asshole who would whine whenever he didn't get his own way. If an opinion differed from his own, he would fight with them until a mod had to tell him to shut up. Siren who is now fooled by his facade used to actively hide from him when he would enter the garden, feigning afk, or leaving the chat room alltogether until he logged off. He has thrown many tantrums at the gardeners. His first was out of a fight with siren, when he insulted her. After the fight was done he vowed that he would not come back to kong, and that we have caused some serious troubles. He was back 2 weeks later. When he came back he had anothher facade on, pretending to be nice. Until people started bringing up the past. This angered him and he was quick to jump at the throats of anyone, even people who had defended him. After this fit, he told us that he needed therapy and it was our fault. He also stated that he would most likely get a lobotomy because of us. When he logged off, he managed to stay gone for a month this time. Then he was back. This time he was able to keep his facade going just a little bit longer. Trying to keep his cool so no one would remember how he really was. Once again, he failed. This time he threw a major tantrum, cursing out everyone in the garden, mods included. By the time this fit was done, he had been threatening all of us with suicide. Claiming that after he logged off he was going to commit suicide. Many of the garden told him to his face to go ahead and do it, knowing quite well he was lying. Now, he is back a couple months later, as Cadmario (as stated above). People have forgotten the draco that he used to be, and actually believe that he has changed. Actuality is, everyone who knew the draco that was an asshole have left the garden, so no one is there to back up that that is how he actually used to be. It is only a matter of time though, once again, like the times before, he will revert back into his old self.

DrDonut People think DrDonut is quite Vain, yet they are not as enlightened like he is. He focuses on all members, especially the girls. They seem to find him quite strange because of this, but they know he is true beauty. He is the greatest man who ever lived, he once made a game which envolved fighting monsters and eating hamburgers. People reacted negatively to his creation, but only because it did not include the always loved semi-colon. Donut mixes up past and present tense, and flips words around, he notices this while typing, but is too lazy to go back and fix it. Donut seems to be the nigger of this page, linking everyone's name and fixing the spaces inbetween names when all hope seems lost. Donut the greatest then set out to create the most semi-colon-ish '''Game of All Time. '''In short, DrDonut is the greatest person who possibly ever lived. Ever. He is love. Donut thinks Bubbles should leave his profile alone. Indeed.

FeatheredFeline is tektiger's Neko/cat. Call him Felix. He's a little huggable kitten most of the time, wanting strokes and petting, also an Otaku, drawing Nekos and anime quite a bit in his spare time. he can be quite sporatic sometimes, his mood changing quite a bit but can be fun nonetheless. felix enjoys the sounds of toilets flushing. He is friendly to everyone, no matter how much of a jerk they are to him, and loves to get stroked on his right forearm. He loves to nom on watermelon, Cookies, and watermelon flavored cookies.

Ferretferret is an adorable, fluffy ferret. He bites, but always in a sophisticated manner. He is everyone's favorite ferret.

Fluffy_Panda Is one of the most loved garden members. She is back! =D Fluffy loves all kinds of coffee and hates tea.

geekahedron is one of the Garden's oldest regulars, both in terms of real age and in how long he has been sitting in chat between sporadic spurts of activity. Friendly to everyone for no reason whatsoever. He likes proper grammar and puzzle games, and is also an abstract three-dimensional shape with an arbitrarily geeky number of sides.

Hellfox is purely awesome. Nice to everyone, tries to stop arguments, and is the best Elements player around. He also likes hugs and huggles. He doesn't talk much, though.

Ig88 is only the coolest robot in the garden. makes lots of wise cracks, and often gets ignored. Also his name looks like iq but it's ig.

JimMorrison: Is a cat.

joshvolcanus: the odd person in the bunch that normally falls on pain or several other people when entering the garden. oathkeeper has had several attempts to lay a trampoline where josh will land but has failed everytime. josh does the falling for everyone in the garden.

Keac always comes back to life upon dying. He is Cake. Has some of the best luck when it comes to people falling on him or things happening to him, usually ending with an RP between a few of the regulars. He enjoys torturing Felix (Feathered) by trying to drown him in water and trying to get rid of his remaining lives. This results in Felix's owner Tektiger beating the hell out of him. Keac gets run over by many things. "I don't know how those shrooms got in there. I'm holding them for a friend." "In your mouth?" Keac is known for being a druggy, Don't let him in your caves, or near your furnaces. He is an awesome person. Fav band is Gorillaz. PROPS TO THE BROFIST Keac loves all kinds of tea and hates coffee.

Kokkey is a demon kitty that tackle hugs Scooter when ever he can. Also tackle hugs Felix (Feathered) when he feels like it. Is known for typing in multiple sentences because of forgetting to finish a sentence. RPs a ton, will argue with someone if he doesn't like them. Doesn't catch a lot of sex themed jokes. Don't help him bake cupcakes, as general akabard would put it, "ITS A TRAP." Might be a hacker >:D

Laxiss is the dwarf with the plate of spaghettios. He prefers to be called Laxis because that is what is former account was named, it was stolen or hacked by a prick called Clams.

LegionOfMany112 is a criminally insane mastermind wanted in over thirty countries, His MLP Collection has rid him of his man card. He also is believed to be hiding in England. And he's a Brony. PROPS TO THE BROFIST

LordShoe is dead to the Garden.

Miss_Invidia loves mischief, anime, Pokemon, and talking. I'm Invy! Or Miss. I prefer drawing anime manga than watching it (not good at drawing). I know some stuff about Vocaloid. I'm a faerie, I drew that profile picture. Ask me anything, and I'll try to be as honest as possible. I also try to be nice to most people, even the new ones, but if you annoy me/troll me/hurt me or any of my friends, I WILL become a total bitch. THANK YA!

Nezzila,, aka Ero-Sennin or perverted hermit, is the Garden's charming creeper. He was, at one point, Keac and Roxxia's rapist uncle. He is awesome and very intelligent, and likes to help SirenAngelique light trolls on fire with words. He pays too much for his Car Insurance.

NWade95 was born at the age of 0 somewhere in the great rainforrests of the North Western United States. He enjoys harrassing the other members of the Garden and like murdering orphans.

Oathkeeper128 is a lovable wolfy and the "Garden's idiot" before he quit Kong.

Piemonkey: no other description besides the fact that he is angry he was not on this page.

Pain Chain: Is a Monkey that likes to sit on your shoulder. He is also Tektiger's monkey assistant who gets paid in explosive bananas. Like a boss.

Rapia: Pretty sure he will rape you. "I AM PSYDUCK!" Also a huge spammer, but most people shrug it off.

rawrpointoh is nice, sweet, but easy to tears, so be careful. She watches anime most of the time, and goes online. If she's not on Kong, you'll find her on Skype, or reading a book. She loves animals, Three Days Grace, and Clannad, FMA, FMA: Brotherhood, and too many animes. She's sensitive, but fun. A little shy, too. You'll find her in a tree, or hiding. She's a shape-shifter, so don't be surprised if she turns into a random, adorable animal.

Redspike: An 18 year-old with the mind of a sick, twisted, German poop-rating, Brazilian fart sniffing, 12 year-old.

RisingDragon1998: He's a guy who thinks he's a dr... A dragon who thinks h... er.. he's Rising.

Roxxia is the queen of the Garden.

Scootter46: AKA Puppy, first called by Saroara, a resident of Home on Kongregate. Profile picture is Popka, a character from Klonoa 2 Lunatea's Veil Usually insane and won't be afraid to freeze you. A more recent regular of The Garden. Usually off topic and has short attention span except when deep in thought, which rarely happens XD

ShayW He is also from New Zealand, and he loves kiwis. The birds. Not the fruits. But possible the fruits too. Who knows. They might even be the same thing. He also loves anime, especially Soul Eater, which makes him amazingly awesome.

SirenAngelique one of the best gardeners in the garden, always burns the trollz. She also has a boyfriend. His name is Thebluefish. They both love the word "frigate." Hehehe. Frigate.

SpudMuffin1337 doesn't believe that english people have feet. He is known to joke around alot, and has an orange beard. He is not a pirate, but he is very manyly.

Supernoobian Enters by saying "Mentlegen."

SuperTails Is a FOX. HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SONIC, OK? OK!? He was born pretty much the same time as Roxxia. His friends are Keac, Eric10Glitchur, TheKingofPies (when he isn't being a troll, which is 99% of the time) and Roxxia. Oh, and Felix. He is usually sensible and... er. That's it really. The rest is up to your imagination.

Takeshi MK wishes he was a regular.

tektiger is a very nice Neko with a army of penguins. he loves to confuse and make people question their sanity. He likes killing keac and rping when lancer isnt around. if you are nice he will sometimes offer you a penguin and/or a kittyglomp. he is a brony and will stop at nothing to keep sanity to an absolute minimum in The Garden. He was a kitty way before Rawr was! PROPS TO THE BROHOOF!

TheKingofPies is a proud part of The Echelon. "Some people ask us if this is a cult; I say this: It's something special. It's not for everyone – it's only for those who understand." ₪ ø lll﻿ ·o. He also wishes to be advertised against his own will (Wait, what?). http://www.wattpad.com/user/TheKingofPies

Theorules wanted a mention. He also helps Dominator to create the daily questions. He likes to kick Keac in the shin. He also plays on [http:// http://e-sim.org/lan.109292/ e-sim].

treatyer is a confused user who didn't realize he was listed on this page. The only person who worked his way...naa kidding has tons of great times talking to Tsubaki about getting a Xbox360. And many great moments of RPs. Treatyer is probably the person only a select few would remember since he only friends a bit of people. And to everybody treatyer made a enemy with he give you his sincer apologies. (I was never the best speller)

TsubakiKasugai likes video games, and hates apologizing to people, you'll be lucky if you can make him apologize... DOES LIKE TO BE CALLED TSUTSU!!! However does enjoy the crazy shenanigans in The Garden when the chats slows and RP starts up with BlindSeer and Keac.

Vampress666 she likes to hang out in the trees, and do fun things, but beware, she also has a very nasty wrath; so stay on her good side. Rarara. Now goes by The_Vampy. She is not actually dead, but unwilling to come back to The Garden because she says she does not like anyone there. The more likely reason is because she fears everyone will hate her.

War1000 Is the resident enigma. Let's leave it at that. Doesn't like it when other people mess around on the wikia page.

zachman1234A guy, just a guy yep. Don't question me. -_\ (my face is scarred).

Zerrguy is the poor bastard who gets quoted on every freudian slip he makes. Which is a lot. "I should really grow a goatse." ~Zerrguy. He regulary noms on Keac and if he plays a game you can expect him to talk about it every. 3. seconds. DISREGARD THAT, WELCOME TO THE HERD. The gun shoots friendship bullets.

Ex Mods
Lancer873 is utterly obsessed with penguins. His lenience is always changing, but he has little mercy for repeat offenders. He has quickly become the most active mod in The Garden, although half of that time he's idling or focusing on his game. He was demodded due to inactivity, though he could get his modship back rather easily if he is more active.

NtriusWhiteMoth doesn't show up nearly as often as he used to, but this cryptic lepidoptera has been known to haunt the Garden from time to time. His greatest concern often seems to be the fate of his precious rafflesias. He was kicked out of his modship, despite rumors to the contrary, because he was trying to convert people to his dogma over Kongregate.. (If you see him, ask him what "Soul Power (TM)" is. He will set you straight) He's a hardcore creationist Christian. Watch out, he'll try and convert you to his faith!

restlessfox is known for Runescape skills and restlessness. He used to own The Den, and only acquired so by demolishing The Dumptruck, in a selfish political sweep, using trolls and nonsense to change the name. The Den then stood in it's place. restlessfox couldn't handle the den, and quickly gave it over to a new Moderator and new Kongregate member, Dr_G_sto. Restlessfox unfortunately passed away in July of 2010.

R_i_d_d_l_e is the winner of the "Hardest name to whisper in The Garden award" and also has Runescape skills. In early 2009, R_i_d_d_l_e relinquished his modship saying "I have my reasons," but he recently reclaimed his title. He is now a regular moderator of The Village.

RemoWilliams is the Garden Drunk, who also can "BoOt" the trolls "To ThE hEaD!" However, He does not visit as frequently as he once did. You can check out his piano skills here.

qwertyrobot is not a bot and is known for glomps and hugs of all and sundry. Sadly, with school, she became overwhelmed and requested that her account be permabanned. Alison, as well as several mods, have verified that she still has her M and will be welcomed back if she requests the ban be lifted.

Sodaplayer is no longer the newest Garden mod but is still the official scribe.

Madeupmod was never a mod and isn't even a player.

Shout-outs!
Boom ~Laxiss Keac is awesomesauce~Theorules

Sup yall? ~ Person who made this

Death to all thee who do not believe in Cthuhulu

PROPS TO THE BROHOOF! ~ Redspike (I LOVE watching MLP <.<)

Get offa mah lawn. And mah Wikia. ~Vampy

Explosions rule. 'Nuff said. ~Pain

HAUDOOOOOKEEENN! ~Keac

I agree with the above statement, but it lacks Narwhals. ~TheKingofPies

Like a shadow, i vanish. ~Pain (i've quit Kong for now guys. May be permanent.)

Pooptickler for president. ~Anonymous

^ Was that you keac? ~ Mr. Dom Dom

Yes, it was Dom! ~ Sir Pyscho Sexy

Stop trying to kill me Keac! ~FeatheredFeline

AW, GOD, COME ON. ♪Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay, enter BALD GUY WITH A CAPE♪ ~Silenzioso.

Hello Room ~Cscash2012

You don't even know who I am. ~ xXMattMaxiexX

Where the hell is Felix hiding? ~LT41175

How do cats and a dog own computers?! ~ Scootter46

Thanks for being wonderful ~Animeartist72, and kiminakashima

2012.11.11 - Secret achievement GOT! [LOL BUG?] ~ Guest