Eggstraordinary

Preface
Eggstraordinary (known as Eggy to the non-downs) is a many-faceted room. Entering the room as an outsider can be risky. You might run into a certain uber-friendly user willing to tell you everything there is to know, or you may run into a league of chat masters bent on destruction who will smite you upon one misguided chat. You would be best off staying quiet to begin with. As the rather dense editor before me stated, this room is going through some enjoyable turmoil. All in all, one who is considering this room should hop in now, tensions are rising fast. What happens next just might be epic...

The 4 Horsemen
The Four Horsemen of the Eggpocalypse have united under two purposes. The first of which is to protect the innocent and be, though assholes at times, helpful. Secondly, The Four Horsemen are here in Eggy to slay trolls. They each possess a different quality of "pwnage" and will absolutely tear your shit up if you are: Stupid, trolling, flaming, spamming, emo, or any other number of hideously annoying things.



Understandably, there are many who feel jilted, offended, raped, pillaged, insulted, and trampled by The Four. They can get over it. If you harbor some bad feelings towards one of them, you were wrong and they told you so.

'There are no frequently visiting mods in Eggy. Trust nobody if not The Four.'

The Rules of Eggy
Rule#1: Don't talk about Eggy.

The NEW Rule#1: Don't talk about religion if you're a dumb ass Christian who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about

Rule#2: If discussion arises, see Rule#1.

Room Owner
Eggy never comes around anymore.

Don't worry about it.

Eggy Regulars
The regular CHATTERS. Please have been involved frequently in the Eggy Chat for at least two weeks PRIOR to being added.

Boy Regulars
Please do NOT feed the boys.

Afro_man: Used to play back in '08 but has now returned during the summer of '10. Epic troll who trolls users who he doesn't see fit, with ease. Smokes and drinks. Memes a lot.

assassinbrad: Cool guy thats on frequently. Likes command and conquer.

Bballdude98: A guy that plays minions a lot. Just like graveyard.

BlackRoseflash: Is totally gloomy and thinks life is a waste of time.

bobert33: An ex stoner that still drinks and smokes while on the internet. Thats what he says, but its not true.

bombslasher1: Awesome guy thats kittys lover. =P (dont tell emogurl).

bopken: One of the only really guys in Eggy that posts the badges he gets.

bowen10000: Identifies and removes trolls efficiently. actively edits this wiki as needed. Anyone who plays 'go fish' or any other card game in kongregate chat is a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL and just might get muted for being annoying as hell. Horseman of Pestilence.' ' 

Circuit8: He knows everything and you are wrong. Also plays guitar like a beast. Horseman of Death.

Crisler: An ex-ex-reg that found his way back onto the bandwagon. Notorious for his long-distance relationships with what later turn out to be 14 year-olds.

comunisumsucks: Is known for being the sexiest person in Eggy. (He thinks that).

Darkonius: A funny guy that likes computer games and chats sometimes. 

Elliohowe: An original Eggy, original on his old Elliohow account. Until he got perma banned for finding out AmbertheJew's password, logging in, and silencing someone, with Tyekkonderoga and Lufc4ever's help. Naturally. Now skulks around on this new account, randomly trolling (by accident) and hating on emo's. Also he has awesome hair.

EnyOne25: Is very smart, and an amazing buddy. Talks about NBA Basketball a lot.

Eskimo_Man: Funny guy that plays tower defense games a lot. He isn't an Eskimo.

Gewt: A cool guy that is usually busy. He's also sometimes chatting.

graveyard890: Plays minions 24/7. Is a nice guy to everyone and hates spammers and trolls. Welcomes new people to Eggy. He is really sexist. Sometimes a dick.

imtoawsome: A guy that always plays Everybody Edits and he is awesome. (That's what he thinks actually.)

JohnTheBomb: He's the bomb. No seriously. Awesome guy.

LordsKnight: He's so hawt it isn't even funny. He's a fool.

Lufc4ever: Is an awesome guy, we learn everything we can from him. Everyone loves a good trolling from this guy.

nick7852: "Get on your knees like a good bitch" is one of this brilliant man's quotes. Definitely on the god tier in terms of cool, unlike most of the vain faggots in Eggy.

onlineidiot1994: Most of the newer regulars say he has always been an idiot and always will, but they're just mad because he fucked their girlfriends and said women left their lovers for him.

PMdutch: Funny dutch guy. When he speaks dutch, ignore him.Or not...

ramonio: Is a good guy that gives good advices. Always in for a compromise. Brother of brenda1996.

Rebel2112: Just got back from Korea. Is a nice helpful guy and is mature and is an oldie in Eggy.

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. Holds a belief that if grass is green and banana milkshake is yellowish, vegetarians are stupid. '''Horseman of War. '''Having lost his school-rental computer due to his completion of said institution, Redeement will be taking a break while he settles his ass down somewhere doing something. Will be missed

rein: Is evil and anyone that dares to stay 1 hour will suffer a life of horrible fates. Or not.

Senoac13: Sports_zacharyhs cousin, an old Eggy reg thats still active and is nice and funny.

Snowpandies: Quickly gets agitated. Doesn't care about anybody. Makes most girls wet.

Sports_zacharyh: Senoac13s cousin, an old Eggy reg thats still active and is nice and funny.

Surrender: Makes everyone surrender when he chats.

thekodos: Plays drums better than your mom plays his foreskin.....and that's impressive!!!! '''Horseman of Famine. '''

ugotvictimized: The chill one, who makes you victimized.

Xantathane: Old reg from a while back. Gets hyper when snowpandies is around, but is normally a really nice guy. Quit kong for a bit due to Uni work and depression. Is sometimes on msn. Nobody knows his age. He's a liar.

Girl Regulars
Please dont hurt them.

brenda1996: SHE GIVES EVERYBODY (CYBER) HUGS. Everyone likes her humor. Is smart and polite impolite*. Ramonio is her brother. Dont link or spam her, she hates it as the *peeeeep*.

canadianscanread: Yup, she is from Canada. Random girl that likes cats.

crazygirl98: Not crazy at all, but a really nice girl. Also kinda shy.

diamondeyes: An awesome girl that likes to argue. Is very smart and knows how to make everyone be nice.

EmoGurlB4MV: A really nice emo with finally black hair, helix, lip, and septum (nose!) piercings. Everyone loves her emoness and she is banned from vodka. Also has trouble sleeping. Give me voddie <3.

fireglory23: The crazy ball of fire that has roleplayitis. The ball who likes pie and is weird. Also a bit funny at some times. IS EIGHT YEARS OLD, but she says she isn't.

hiddenstar: An Aussie that constantly comes to play, she's in Uni.

holly_ray: Cool girl that always starts nice conversations.

imthebestever: Her name doesnt lie and she plays pr2 a lot.

Jennabation: Mostly a night regular, she is pleasant company and is supportive.

kittywithkatana: Awesome girl that is nice, friendly, funny, and smart. Ex-regular that came back to play. Member since early 2008.

miz_icy: Is the girl who stays up till 2 AM on weekdays when she has school.. but recently she's trying to change that.

PyrettaBlaze: Her real name is Trogdor the Burninator. One of the best on eggy.

tj09target: Doesnt give out personal info.

virrea: Smart girl thats plays the game Just Chatting so she can be in all time best high scores. Is also AFK a lot.

YukkiKuranCross: The girl thats pregnant (had a miscarriage due to evil ex) that likes to hide in her corner. She also fight over starbursts and is a heavy drinker.

Ex Regulars
Long timers that havent been seen for a while.

airjellyfish16: Lost his account, made a new one called Airjelly, went to play in Digg Mark 1.

Apoco796: Likes nobody, and nobody likes him. It's a perfect agreement. Is on MSN now.

BlueberryMuffin: Left when Apoco did. Possibly the only person ever to like him. Also on MSN.

BlueMuffinz: Funny guy that shouldnt have left. He only left because all of his friends went to play in another room.

BrainFRZ: Also a mod now, she ditched Eggy after she became a mod. Room owner of Master Chief Kitchen.

duckluver129: Hates Walker.

FireandIce: Also a mod now thats not on much. He owns Room Mychermopia something like that.

OblivionWildfire: Awesome guy that we all miss and love.

Serran_: Gets grounded a lot and is smart and likes weird people. Some most people don't want her back.

sisi623: Cant log on to kong anymore because her parents dont let her play on this site. We al l grave misses her.

WarlordsQueen: Likes to threaten to kill herself for attention. Don't worry, it IS just for attention. And lulz. don't buy the bullshit. Died of pancreatic cancer/leukemia/depression (boyfriend committed suicide/trolls mocking her). Warlords's sister made a guest appearance to announce the death using Warlords's account, the password to which was given to the grieving sister in an effort to let us all know that she really super cereally died. *lulz*  

WarriorsFan: Awesome person that always has a great attitude.

wyattman854: wtf. You do not want/need to know.

Moderators
No mods visit unless they are called.

EDIT!!!

Merryl:  Announced that she was becoming a hyper visitor to Eggy. Possibly one of the soundest mods to ever visit eggy of recent times. Everyone can still have a good laugh and act normal, not breaking eggstraordinary's code of rowdiness, which is excellent!

Trolls Slayed
New section thats just been added. This section is about trolls getting owned and us Eggy regulars making him leave Eggy forever.

annexoxo: Underage user that kept spamming until she got slayed by us Eggy regulars. Said she was mad and left. Also got reported for being underage.

Josh_56: Pretending to be a mod, then a minute later says he was never pretending to be a mod and says he is a mod on a fake site. Also causing problems and calling everyone whores, because of this everybody hates him! . Never to be welcomed in Eggy again.

Star_Fox_Forever: Pretending to be starfox characters. Also made 7 alt accounts and was talking with himself and continued for 30 minutes until he got slayed off by a moderator. Also thinks he knows how a mod works, but like always, trolls are trolls that know nothing. Now he learned his lesson to never troll in Eggstraordinary.

here are a few quotes from a rampant troll who nobody wanted to talk to: abcxunt

abcxunt: i bet u live in the projects

abcxunt: well theres a few n.iggers and spics around here

abcxunt: faggo

abcxunt: so u ARE black

abcxunt: big lips

abcxunt: big nose

abcxunt: fat momma

abcxunt: weave

abcxunt: welfare

abcxunt: project 8 housing

abcxunt: 16 w 4 babies

abcxunt: sit on the porch instead of work

abcxunt: graaaaaape soda

abcxunt: fried chicken

abcxunt: greasy

abcxunt: ashy

abcxunt: smelly

abcxunt: hangin

dont mind my formatting

Reverse 'Yo Momma' Joke
Etritus: i has real fans

JohnTheBomb: industFAIL fans

Etritus: but its still hot in here

JohnTheBomb: its cuz my momma was jus in there

JohnTheBomb: lol reverse youmomma joke

Etritus: shes still here john

JohnTheBomb: oh shit!

JohnTheBomb: lol, i think thats the frst time thats evr been done

The News at 9
JohnTheBomb: so carlos hows it feel to be the most neglected man in eggy? *shoves camera and microphone in face*

CarlosQuintero: well it feels great bob

CarlosQuintero: feels real good man

CarlosQuintero: I just wanna thank god

CarlosQuintero: you know

CarlosQuintero: for makin this happen

CarlosQuintero: um

CarlosQuintero: my publicist

CarlosQuintero: couldn't have done it with out you

CarlosQuintero: you know honestly

CarlosQuintero: it's like

JohnTheBomb: excellent. back to you in the newsroom chuck. *smiles to camera*

BlackRoseflash: thanks bob

Hipotion: hey

CarlosQuintero: lol

JohnTheBomb: rofl

BlackRoseflash: we'll be back right after these messages.

Gravetard's Fail
BlackRoseflash: and because i'm such a good friend, i'll help by calling you stalker from now on :>

Crisler: i havent given you talk on female feet yet

graveyard890: no brf

graveyard890: i like gravetard better

Jennabation: lmao

BlackRoseflash: you'd rather be called gravetard?

graveyard890: no

I don't have a mom
agentvineyard: im 13 how could i have a mom stupid

Circuit8: Let's think about that one.

Circuit8: EVERYBODY HAS A MOM.

Circuit8: Logic fail.

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking

graveyard890: damn pm fail

The Dumbass in Eggy
EmoGurlB4MV: oh yesh

DannyBoy1235: Emo how sexy are u

EmoGurlB4MV: erm.. trick question?

YukkiKuranCross: some voddie will be good for Kaname

yuso619: she's sexier than your puny mind is capable of imagining

graveyard890: yea, u just need to see her pic

DannyBoy1235: ok

yuso619: mmm I must say, however, I do apologize for defiling the sanctity that seemed to be Eggy chat

yuso619: -goes back to his gaming-

DannyBoy1235: emo show me some pics

YukkiKuranCross: *crawls to tash* can i has some voddie plz

EmoGurlB4MV: ohh no

YukkiKuranCross: *pouts* pretty please

EmoGurlB4MV: *pats yukki's tummy* babeh dun need it

graveyard890: danny u missed the day she shoed pics

YukkiKuranCross: but babeh wans it

graveyard890: she cant show pics of herself anymore

DannyBoy1235: was sh nude

graveyard890: hell yea

graveyard890: too bad u werent on

graveyard890: now u cant see her pics

YukkiKuranCross: * goes back to corner and curls into ball*

EmoGurlB4MV: *sits with yukki*

graveyard890: she was the prettiest girl ever

DannyBoy1235: If she was naked ill give u this account

graveyard890: do it

graveyard890: hell yea she was

YukkiKuranCross: vod..die...

graveyard890: she is naked right now

DannyBoy1235: Show me pics

graveyard890: too bad

DannyBoy1235: why

DannyBoy1235: why

DannyBoy1235: why

graveyard890: she only shows pics of herself on sundays

EmoGurlB4MV: il get silenced fool

DannyBoy1235: Emo do u show ur titties on sunday

EmoGurlB4MV: well yeh

DannyBoy1235: show me

graveyard890: ^^

graveyard890: its not sunday

YukkiKuranCross: babeh need voddie tash

DannyBoy1235: i dont care

EmoGurlB4MV: sunday dude

graveyard890: u need to be on sunday so she can show u

DannyBoy1235: Emo u better be naked and marry me

EmoGurlB4MV: *gives shot glass to yukki*

DannyBoy1235: Where do u live

YukkiKuranCross: *downs shot* thanks you tash

EmoGurlB4MV: UK

DannyBoy1235: me too

DannyBoy1235: where ur house well do P0rn

DannyBoy1235: lol

DannyBoy1235: Its sunday

EmoGurlB4MV: awwh soz only do duo's with ma bf

YukkiKuranCross: no its not

graveyard890: no its not

DannyBoy1235: How u show them

YukkiKuranCross: *finds tash's bottle of voddie* hehe

EmoGurlB4MV: links

DannyBoy1235: how do i know it u

YukkiKuranCross: *runs and hides*

DannyBoy1235: Emo gurl show me on Sunday then be naked as well

EmoGurlB4MV: ok, on sunday ;)

graveyard890: u better not forget danny

DannyBoy1235: give it today ill do any thing for u babe

YukkiKuranCross: * give tash back empty bottle* sowwy i was thirsty

EmoGurlB4MV: yukki

EmoGurlB4MV: baadd

DannyBoy1235: Emo why not show me today

EmoGurlB4MV: because it's not sunday :3

DannyBoy1235: pls

DannyBoy1235: pls

EmoGurlB4MV: nope

YukkiKuranCross: *tries to stand and falls *

YukkiKuranCross: oww

EmoGurlB4MV: omg *supports yukki*

EmoGurlB4MV: *sits her down* stop that

graveyard890: danny, come back sunday

YukkiKuranCross: *mumbles about a dream* and there was...a...a um i forgot

EmoGurlB4MV: ok

EmoGurlB4MV: yukki sit down

EmoGurlB4MV: and stay ther

YukkiKuranCross: kalab is yelling at me *holds ears* it makes me sad

EmoGurlB4MV: awwh

EmoGurlB4MV: why is he yelling

YukkiKuranCross: *sits in one spot* he yells alot when he is drunk

EmoGurlB4MV: awwh

YukkiKuranCross: and hits

EmoGurlB4MV: :O

YukkiKuranCross: or tries anywa

EmoGurlB4MV: seriously? or are yo fukin wit me

YukkiKuranCross: im not fukin with you

DannyBoy1235: Emo are u hot or what

YukkiKuranCross: he is violent if i dont do what he wants

EmoGurlB4MV: awwh yukki -hugz-

graveyard890: danny we told u she is sexy

graveyard890: she shows us naked pics every sunday

DannyBoy1235: Emo give me a link in Private message because its sunday here

YukkiKuranCross: -cringes-

EmoGurlB4MV: no it's not, you think i'm stupid

DannyBoy1235: Ok im desperate

EmoGurlB4MV: yeh guessed

DannyBoy1235: Ur lieing

EmoGurlB4MV: Orly

DannyBoy1235: Ill be here sunday babe and how u get naked pics

YukkiKuranCross: i am gonna go and hide from kalab ok? brb

EmoGurlB4MV: be waitin for ya

DannyBoy1235: ok

demondog888: hi

DannyBoy1235: Do you love me

EmoGurlB4MV: no.

DannyBoy1235: Well i F*cking do

DannyBoy1235: Emo are u a lesbian

YukkiKuranCross: back

EmoGurlB4MV: i'm bi dumbass

YukkiKuranCross: i am in a closet

EmoGurlB4MV: lol yukki

YukkiKuranCross: im scared

demondog888: hello

bobert33: hey

DannyBoy1235: Emo have u done Porn

EmoGurlB4MV: awwh yukki *goes in closet* -hugz-

bobert33: i need help

bobert33: hey danny shut the **** up

EmoGurlB4MV: what do you think the links are

DannyBoy1235: ?

DannyBoy1235: idk

DannyBoy1235: bobert more like BoobAlert33

bobert33: really

YukkiKuranCross: Kalab is gonna hurt kaname

YukkiKuranCross: i am gonna move out and raise him on my own

EmoGurlB4MV: ur gonna be ok yukki?

YukkiKuranCross: yea

EmoGurlB4MV: okay

ROFL CONVO. WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN :D - EmoGurlB4MV 

And there was peace- BOOM
PMdutch: Do you accept defeat woman? YukkiKuranCross: yes''' PMdutch: '''*gives katana back* YukkiKuranCross: Yay! -hugs pm- PMdutch: *with a C4 attached to it* PMdutch: *Katana blows up*

Eggstraordinary records
Please provide proof with screen shot (if you don't know how please ask or google), or a witness to this phenomenal feat. Thank you.

Longest time staying awake and on Eggstraodinary
EmoGurlB4MV 24+ hours.

Now Upgraded to 4 days.

Longest time chatting non-stop without leaving
Current holder(s): thekodos and PyrettaBlaze

Time: 5 hours, 29 minutes and 44 seconds.

Highest level on Bloons TD4
Round: 111.

Difficulty: Easy

Map: Beginner

Current holder: Redeement

Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!
1. Bballdude98 (5/19/2010)

2. Circuit8 (5/31/2010)

Highest Wave on Mud and Blood 2
Wave: 91 Current Holder: Bballdude98

Highest Wave on Onslaught 2
Current Holder: Eskimo Man. Kills:4733 Shots:169258 Spend:932835 Score:4415108055 Wave:481