User:Champ Norris

Hello. :D

I sure like my faces. :P

My profile: About me:

Chuck Norris! Yeah! I'm planning to become a games programmer and stay on Kongregate, maybe you'll see my games in the future. I could be playing games or talking in the forums and I want to be noticed as a good member of Kongregate. Don't be afraid to send me a message.

If you are looking for me I could be at Eternal Solstice or CrableSteen WinklePop. Everything's good so far!


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h3. links

"modfriend":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/modfriend/friends

"stafffriend":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Stafffriend/friends

"Stalkers click here.":http://www.ferricide.com/garbaggio/forum/duckroll.jpg

"Doodle God guide":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/DoodleGodList

Help for all. :D


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Now for some one-liners (A-Z):

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

x - none, are there any?

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Z is the last letter in the alphabet because it over slept.


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Nothing matters if you're unhappy, so cheer up mate.


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h3. News

If you haven't noticed yet, my name changed on 30th April 2010.

emily greer friended me, I did not ask her to do this or suck up to her. :P

Name changed from CHAMPNORRIS to ChampNorris.

I've started visiting CrableSteen WinklePop, and very occasionally Feed the Ducks. I still love Eternal Solstice. :D



I'm a joker, but sometimes people can take that the wrong way, I don't mind if people tell me when I'm offensive, I'll apologise. (Only happened once, but still, everyone should be happy on a games website.)


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h3. Multiplayer games

As of starting Kongregate, I have left Platform racing 2, where I have spent a ridiculously long time in, however the levels are still there, search for CHAMP NORRIS next time you're on it!

I'm ChampNorris of a cardboard box in Battle Dawn.


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h1. The (Inter)National Greg Games!!!1!!1!!!!

h3. (I)NGG

Qualifier: Need: 50+ in "Multitask":http://www.kongregate.com/games/IcyLime/multitask Earned: 62

Round 1: Attempt for the highest score in "Ragdoll laser Dodge":http://www.kongregate.com/games/stupidflashgames/ragdoll-laser-dodge Need: Top 100 of 120. (44,690 points) Earned: 35th place. (368,820 points)

Round 2: Attempt for the highest score in "Escape the big red giant":http://www.kongregate.com/games/ooPixel/escape-the-red-giant Need: Top 80 of 100 (354,955) Earned: 47th (868,795)

Round 3: Get to the highest possible level in "Quietus":http://www.kongregate.com/games/TimeBlog/quietus Need: Top 64 of 80 Earned: Also: If 64 people finish (Which they won’t) there will be a chest tiebreaker, then a deaths tiebreaker.

"Spreadsheet!":http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=t232UlfoG4MpL7zcW5GDjTQ&hl=en#gid=0

End of about me.

As of 28th July 2010, I have 2791 points, 44 friends and 76 fans. Also I am (modestly. :P) smarter than my time on Kongregate and age might suggest.