Feed the Ducks

Feed the Ducks, owned by Ducklette, one of the best admins on the site, is very well known for being the best room on Kongregate (yes, contrary to The Lair, who "claims" said title) I call shenanigans, FtD. Who says that besides you gaiz?. No one knows exactly what is found in Feed the Ducks, although there is a pond, a lot of food and a lot of ducks. Yes, ducks. But these ducks bite and snap, so please remember to bring food to feed the ducks. In Ducklette's absence, moderators overrun the place and party!

Caution!
Before you continue reading, please take a look at our sign below.

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Yes, we love to warn people first. Now, continue!

How you should behave
Read this so you know how to behave in Kongregate Chatrooms.

About the room owner, Ducklette
Ducklette is a well known and well respect staff member of Kongregate. She handles customer support and community support. She is fun loving and enjoys her job. Along with AlisonClaire and Phoenix, they work their hardest to ensure that trolls (like those reading this page) do not wreak havoc on Kongregate, and ensure that requests like bad usernames and other miscellaneous requests are processed.

Despite her heavy work schedule, she still finds time to Feed the Ducks. (Unlike all you selfish stingy people out there who won't share your food! We get hungry too!)

Feed the Ducks, en blog!
Feed the Ducks has its own blog! Can you believe that?!

Ikariam


Ikariam

A lot of members in Feed the Ducks play Ikariam. We have formed an alliance, led by MyDreamName, on the Server Ny. We are a moderately peaceful alliance, but who is there to say that we cannot enjoy a pillage every now and then? We would love it if you would care to join us and will aid you upon joining the server. Just go to Ikariam.org (Never .com) and register on the server Ny when signing up, after this just ask around in FtD, and there is bound to be at least one of us there who is willing to help you get up and running before relocating you to our island chain of wonder.

~joshhh (with major edits by MyDreamName)


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Come Join Us
Now you know a little about Feed the Ducks you should come join us. By clicking the following link: Link you will jump straight to us, on an idle program made by our very own Yeknomssa

awalters
One of, if not the, Kongregate's best moderator. No introduction required. 'Nuff said.

Exquisite
The most beautiful one.

Darth Sirov
Relatively new, pretty cool.

Flare_X
1 word. HAWT!

joshhh
joshhh resented not being included so added himself in. joshhh is a moderator who is very...erm..lazy. He will help when needed though, or if he's feeling nice. He also came here from some distant planet far far away in the lands of N00bs, also known as Digg Mark 1. Yep, gotta wonder why he came from there.... Because we're better than you.

Laxaria
"*Throws pie at you* In your face! LITERALLY!"

Laxaria is a well respected moderator in Feed the Ducks, watching over the chatroom to ensure trolls do not stab, cook, roast, stuff, steam, fry, stir-fry...you get the idea, ducks. Working together with the other well known moderators of Feed the Ducks, he ensures that there are no idiots in chat turning it into a troll fest. And he likes pie. Key Lime Pie. Yummmmm!

Spitty
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

Im always here, there, or everywhere... I might be even behind you... Wait, don't check! I'm shy(when i choose to be so). And I hold a gun. A powerful gun. Fear the gun. Yes my guns are blazing hot. Hot and smoking! Whoo hot!

PopUpPirate
He is an awesome mod, fun loving. Awesome. 

thebarge
Who do you call when you need someone to mow the grass? That's right! You call thebarge! He is one of the senior members of the chatroom and gladly assists in stopping idiots.

Word of warning. Get off his lawn. He's still hugging Laxaria's friend, Knifey, the sharp knife. It might still be in his arm, so yea. >.>

unproductive
For someone called unproductive, he is very productive in badges and moderating. Very productive. Oh the irony, and the idiocy of this statement.

JudeMaverick
"Whoops! Did you mean "Feed the Trolls?"

Jude. We all call him that. He's good. Very good. And very smexy.

Nabb
This moderator is amazing. He has enough power and influence to burn your eyelashes off. Srsly, don't mess with him. That's why he deserves his own spot as a moderator. He's too epic.

This person has no known records on the Internet. First rule of Nabbland, you do not talk about Nabbland. Second rule about Nabb, you do not talk to Nabb. Thirdly, he has enough coding experience to crash your browser. Yes, even those lousy, third party browsers.

Stay far away. Far far away. Police are still researching new ways to approach him without being vaporized.

Well Known Members
We normally call our members "ducks", but that creates problems when people "accidentally" mispell ducks as, well, you know, so lets just call them users shall we?

boop536
"its my little sisters bunny...and that thing gets more action then i do...i swear...it's attempted to go down the shirts of most of the girls weho've held it..."

boop. Yes, "b"oop. Not Boop or Boob or book or b00b. boop. Don't wear it out. Oh yea. Someone should tell Hare to take his hands off my chest.

Blood_BathxX
Stuff and stuff

Catinthewall
"I pronounce migraines AAAARG- MY- HEAD!" "How many Kongregators does it take to change a light bulb? all of them, if you make a badge for it." "Some of my greatest work comes out right before I fall asleep."

Catinthewall (Cat) is a friendly, duck loving individual who doesn't harm ducks. He is an exceptionally witty person (he, right?) who loves to make jokes and entertain the loud duck laughter in the room. Absolutely hilarious. Absolutely.... just.... lol.....

DeadSoulReaper
He's dead. And a Reaper. I can't make up my mind, can you?

Dorham
He needs to be more active in order to be in this list.

GlamourFrog
"Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavours." She spends all of my time in FtD, fawning over CatintheWall, and if he isn't there, Spitty makes a good back up. She is Cambridge bound, and she fancies Stephen Fry, for some odd reason.

HarebrainSchemer
"All my nipple rubbing dreams were ruined when I realized boop was a guy :'("

He schemes a lot. And draws. A lot. You know, I kinda wonder what he does more sometimes.

Juze
"*Does a chocolate rain*"

Juze, also sometimes called as Juice or Jews, is an active Ducker and Kongregater. He feeds the ducks with chocolate. Juze hasn't eaten chocolate and candy for over 8 and a half years, though.

Kitten something
The cat furry person I think...

MyDreamName
MyDreamName is an user who used to be in FtD, but moved to DM1. But now he's back, and better than ever! With all new quotes.. And such. I know, this description sucks. Oh yes, he is also in charge of a centralized Kongregate alliance on Ikariam, which has been a hot topic for discussion in FtD for a bit. More Ikariam info at the top.

Naomi2976
"*Knees (you) in the gonads with cup breaking force that would make even a girl cry out in pain*" "*Sleeps in the oven*" "*Claws (you)'s groin with her steal claws shredding your gonads*"

Fun loving, cheerful, furry female member of Feed the Ducks. Please don't stalk her, as she's hooked, line and sinker'd!

New2U"
Furry of some sort I think....

Noxxeh
wanted in

Oathness
"Ignore Oath or die"

Don't ignore him. Srsly. Last time someone did, well, lets just say, all we found where his bones.

PinkFuzzyBunny
The religious one.

PugusDoggers
"BassChick: Star, you're after a lost cause. Pugus is going to be saying "your mom" after just about everything untill the day he dies. I wouldn't be surprised if his last words were "YOUR MOM"

He scares me. Sometimes. Oh, YOUR MOM!

skyboy
''"Skyboy wasnt born. He was spawned." - Tioga'' skyboy is, well, the non moderator moderator. He is an amazing friend and coder. While I'm at it, please play his games Sky-Splorer and asteroids! He's also a furry; neko.

TheDarkFlame
Hes epic and stuff.

TheTall0ne
He's tall. Very very tall. I think.

Tioga
"You cant sex the ducks, only feed them." "Im Tioga, and I approve this message."

Tioga. I don't know why he's here, or why I bothered, but he's here. =/

unknown92
Added against his wishes. Im a mean mean person. "No u!"

Yeknomssa
Made Feed the Ducks Idle, he is incredible for this. Though he was incredible anyway.

ZachAttack
Evil person, silenced frequently but cool in his own little way