Paradise

Somewhere over the rainbow.

W e l c o m e t o P a r a d i s e ! !

Paradise is a fun loving chat with lots of action. Many of the users that hang out in Paradise are hyper and will change subject on a dime. Beware of random conversations, and almost everyone has a coughing problem. Great place to be, if you do not want a quiet chat. Sure it doesn't seem to have the most pleasant of people twenty-four seven, but there's still some, maybe.

Paradise can also be a very interesting place, which is not surprising since it used to be called Lust. Due to the excessive trolling and unmentionable roleplay, Lust had been changed to Paradise. It's basically the opposite of it's name most of the time. The name is here just for the irony. There is usually a mod in Paradise, sometimes just to visit and other times because they were called. You will probably be welcomed in the chat, provided your typing and grammar are not illegible. There's your occasional fight, and even a recurring troll or two.

Sadly, the owners of this room change frequently. Currently, Paradise is unowned. It seems to be a place in which mods are eaten, and their love for modding is ripped away. It is actually quite sad. We do, however, have Random attempting to become a mod.

awalters
An awesome mod, very nice, very lenient in punishments, and a great friend. (Spart: *thumbs up*)

Gevock
Yet another former owner of Paradise. A fun guy, he still comes in to troll and be sexy. He's pretty lenient on minor things, and will let you off with a warning. Oh yeah, he's got an awesome accent. (evilducks: And is the most god damn ?%#* awesome southern mod I know... For now.) (Added Note: Also a Bastard, Love Twiz)

joshhh
He stops in every once in a while. He is awesome, although he doesn't actually do much. But we didn't tell you that.

Kitten20
Not quite sure if she still exists, but I bet she is somewhere. Real sweetie though.

MillionsLivio
A legend. Sometimes he magically appears. A great debater though, and is fun to chat with.

nerdrock101
A girl mod who lurks around with no sort of plan of action. Doesn't come on much anymore. She now owns The Balcony.

Phatcat
A guy who is a man of few words, but when you do get him to talk, he's really great. Total cutie. Sucker for foxes I've come to find out. (YEAAAAH ;3) He has the most adorable smile ever! We've just recently found out he does not like being called Phatty. Furry. [FoxShot: Sucker for foxes? Heheh....]

xxMarquis2
Another former owner. She's a great cook and is always nice. Paradise is happy to have her a part of it. (Spart: And knows how to use her banhammer! I've seen it O.o)

1ashl
A nice girl of Paradise, great to talk to when she isn't afk. Easy to make friends with. Pretty supportive and a great friend. (And is madly in love with omgroflatu) [Firez600: She is the awesomes!] [spencer75: Awesome] [Nevertwiztid: &lt;3]

Aleucard
Quite easily one of, if not the most psychotic, perverted, twisted, brutal bastards to have ever walked this planet.(Lies.) Despite this, though, he is fairly easy to get along with, provided that you don't aggravate him beyond a certain point and make yourself look like a waste of chat space.(More lies.) He routinely gets in trouble with mods over swearing, but is generally well-received. Furry, not gay, extremely hostile to people with an -ism (racism, sexism, things of a similar nature), often starts or furthers along various "indecent" discussions. He wants to be on Laura, but won't admit it. He does not like to talk about his fetishes, which makes Laura sad. He shouldn't make Laura sad; that's just not nice! [random_emo: Don't say his name backwards. It cheeses him off.]

AnnieBananie
Likes to stir up conversation, make strange interjections, and throw odd bits of randomness in your face. Quite nice. Her boytoy [random_emo: Lol, boytoy.] is Keita, her womantoy is Laura and her other justtoplaywithtoy is Sparti. [marcus166: Nice!? You're never nice to me]

Arachnofang
He's awesome. And stupid at the same time. Great combo. Probably talks too much. One of the last dudes in Paradise that remain to be not furry. He gets in trouble with mods for swearing a lot but he's ok. He lives in the Sparta Pit of Death and usually Sparticus117 punts him in there repeatedly. Also has been punted into the Pit of Death, the Lmao Pit of Death and many other pits of death. He has the power of a troll, but he uses his power to defeat other trolls, which if put into scientific matters will... probably create a paradox or something. He's also known as the PALADIN OF AWESOME SUPER EVIL HEROIC STUFF BLAH SCIENCE BLAH. "Labeling is a name." - Arachnofang "It's time for... DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!" - once again Arachnofang

AquaBreaker
Amazingly quiet, but he happens to be in Paradise often. When he speaks, he uses much knowledge. He is a very intelligent person.[Spart: Extremely trustworthy, I could trust him with my life.]

cooliocat009
When he eats tuna he gets very territorial, so don't touch his tuna, and keep a limb. If you don't bother him when he's eating tuna he's pretty fun... But as I said. BEWARE WHEN HE'S EATING TUNA! Also is frops brother. Is owned by DemonDays.

d00my
Is a fun loving guy that always has something interesting to say, and is an awesome furry. He can get into fights a lot, but often doesn't contribute. [random_emo: I really didn't know he was a furry.]

dark_otaku
The worst person you could try and be friends with if you're a normal person. He is usually rude, bashing people even if they just say hi. If you get to know him, you're going to find out that he isn't that bad (Or so he says). He's a pedophile, at least as much as a 15 year old can be. He was permabanned, along with &gt;30 other accounts of his. New addition: He is currently hiding from Paradise since he's ban-on-sight now, so you might not see him anytime soon. But he's actually continuing his lifestyle in another room. Nope, back again. Goes by the name of SilenceIsGolden (Oh the irony) [DemonDays: The creepy resident pedophile of Paradise. He makes ducks feel horny.][VaneSabre: Nice guy. Shown me the truth of many matters.][AnnieBananie: He is the biggest brat I know. He loves attention, is obsessed with making people uncomfortable, and has a way of making anyone feel scared. Oh and by the way, he lives in *cough*. So, keep your sarcasm out and hide the little girls...][Gevock: He knows his line :)][Random: He's okay, I guess. He just hates stupid people.]

DemonDays
A furry who's not very modest when it comes to describing himself, he rarely comes in anymore. Attempts to bring order to the chat by harrassing all who spell bad. [4obito: Are we still friends? I miss you. You're... comforting]

Deometran
Couldn't write a description to save himself...

DJMarcoh
A favorite reg for many users. Don't toy around with him, since he does bite back. One of the best people of Paradise. Furry. Laura wants him. He probably won't be on much at all anymore. We'll miss him terribly.

Ferretferret
The rather crazy ferret of Paradise. He's a kind, thoughtful furry that is marvelously modest. *Ahem* Ferret is also a comedian with over 950 fans. Woot! [FoxShot: Isn't if over 1000 now? Awesome.]

firez600
He's Canadian... [FoxShot: I Like Canada]

FoxShot
FoxShot is a well known and often online user in Paradise. Furry. Seems to go by the "clean" furry. Fun to have around and can crack some good jokes every now and then.

Frop
This is Frop, cute and tall, here ish his tail, here ish his paw, if you tip him over, he will meow and punch you in teh face, claw your eyes out and spit on you. Other then that, he's nice. Also he's coolio's brother.

gam3rmaster
He's a newer resident, but most people like him. He's really nice and hasn't started any trouble.

Gr3g0ry
He's been around for a long time. Mostly quiet though, so most people don't notice him. He is almost always in a nice mood and doesn't start anything with anyone... except trolls, but everyone hates them.

iMachine
In an act of extreme cockiness, I just figured I would write this myself. I joined Paradise in christmas or something, after betraying Sloth. Yes I know, I'm a room-changing low-life. I am also one sexy piece of guy. I also like cake.

[iMachine: delicious cake.]

KonekoKeita
He brings a little sanity into this mess. A very understandable and down to earth person. He's kinda like God, but without the white beard. He has an amazing voice... it will make you wet yourself... really. Furry.

masteraxe
Quiet, yet amusing when he speaks. Used to be as sarcastic as Witch, but much nicer. He doesn't come online all that much. He's usually going out with someone, but we never really know who. [Witch: Screw. You.][Spart: I declare thee, a nice person!]

Mastry
A wonderful guy who loves chit-chatting with the users and can be quite caring and adorable. A father figure for sure. Furry. He is a former mod. Laura loves him as well... and wants him. [Kas: *cough*] [random_emo: *cough*]

Mikal
&lt;Censored for your enjoyment&gt; [random_emo: Well, that was somewhat expected.][FoxShot: Wait, what?]

NAFeS
Another quiet user. Adorable guy, not seen often due to time zones, but when he does come on can make the chat alive. The token Aussie of the room, and is very very sexy IRL. Laura loves him, and they are married... on facebook. [NAFeS: While I am anything but quiet, I am mortified at the lack of mention of my sexiness *pouts*] [evilducks: Happy now NAF?]

Otakuchan1
Tries to be the most perverted guy out there on the web. Is gay and a kitteh (kinda). DO NOT CONFUSE WITH THE OTHER OTAKU! This Otaku is actually respectable.[Random: *cough cough*] He's a nice person, and rather funny. [Dark_Otaku: Say what!?]

PinkE
An old Regular who left for a while and has now come back for more. Really brings the PIZAZZ to the place. If you don't love this man, there's something normal about you. [random_emo: He's cool.]

purplecat
Super loving. He'll sort of sneak around and make his way to huggle every user. Cheers up the room entirely. Furry, (Mascot of Paradise)but is looking for a new room. Actually the creepiest person out of all Paradise. Likes to cyber a lot.[Aleucard: I thought that I was the creepiest person in the room. Ah well, I can deal with just my other titles.]

random_emo
Current Level: 27 The guy considers himself paranoid and wants to become our room owner. He's turned into a nervous wreck. [AnnieBananie: Yes, my boytoy. Oh, and random_emo is the least emo person I have ever met.]

SantiagoSniper94
Loves free-running, and 1ashl, and thinks Kone and evilducks are cool (just Kone) but laughs a lot. (I am SantiagoSniper94 and I approve this message cause I made Spart do it)

Scorp
He's a bit hyperactive and is always trying to be grammar-tastic, but when calm, can be very friendly and (oh yes) likable.

Sitarscrew
Well, she likes to talk about sex and other such. Only comes online occasionally. [random_emo: She's hot.]

Shikki
She's basically amazing. One of those people that you just have to love. Although, it seems she doesn't like the noobs very much... then again, who does? [FoxShot: She sometimes has a case of Bob Dole disease, but as long as you are ok with people talking in 3rd person, she's fun to have around]

Sparticus117
Another serious, serious man. Well-behaved and quite the upstanding citizen (when mods are not around), he rarely delves into the group's mishaps, but still joins sometimes. Furry. Usually real sweet (HA!), but lately seems to be in a bitter mood. [Spart: Well-behaved? Nah. I am a younger reg, and most of Paradise knows me, and I only chat when need be &gt;.&gt;] I am Sparticus117 and I approve of this message. (OK, WHO EDITED THIS, SHOW YOURSELF!, I am so not in a bitter mood. Paradise just gets dumbass newcomers.)[Random: Lolwut]

Wolf3n
He talks a lot and most users like him. He is going out with purplecat but they are in a sexually open relationship. He is one of 3 joint owners of DemonDays.

xlauraluxuriousx
Her glasses are amazing. She's very funny and jokes with most of the regulars at Paradise. I hope to be like her/him/it when I grow up. She's Witch's wish-I-were-her-lover. Laura is Jesus the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She's the naked queen, and loves it when you tell her about your love for her. TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! NAOOO [random_emo: I love you.] [PinkE: I love you.] Somehow became something like Paradise's spokeswoman. Like an opposite of Hillary Clinton. Also, a huge wikia editor and sysop. Damn sexy. She is thinking about starting a blog... where she rants about the random things that she rants about. [random: I'd read it.] Laura likes to tell stories, but not many people listen.

XomegaX
A playful kitty that IS very yiffy. With a lot of people. As many ways as possible. Possibly at the same time. Is going out with DemonDays. A nice guy, but constantly making perverted jokes or innuendo.

XxMakesNoSensexX
He pretty much... doesn't make sense. He has moments where sentences are actually typed... but that's rare. A funny guy, really. He's on late, at least for him. So he is usually tired and just saying random things. Like nearly everyone else in paradise, he makes a lot of sexual remarks and innuendo. Seems to be obsessed with all the women in paradise.

Yuripro84
He has been a regular since way back, but made a disappearance. Now he's back, and just as great as ever. Seems to be doing fine with the newer regs, as well. [Yuripro84/Chris: Some weird changes but I'm getting use to it. It's weird coming back after ~6 months! Paradise is still an awesome place to chill though, glad I came back!]

Past Regs
These are people who don't come on anymore, but it wouldn't be right not to include them.


 * aceofclubs
 * Strange guy of few words. Known to think he is a demon. Loves pointy and painful things like swords, and daggers. He also enjoys creeping out macanne96. Don't mess with him, and he won't mess with you.


 * dc94
 * One of the craziest girls in paradise. She apparently has a girlfriend, but that doesn't stop her from molesting people. Once in a while she gets into trouble though.


 * greenpuppy1357
 * She's bi and easy to make friends with. A mirror of purp, if you think about it. Recently hates us and hasn't come on for a month. :'( [random_emo: She's a fangirl of everyone.] [arachnofang: She's also capable of dying repeatedly XP]


 * happiblugirl
 * Adorable, she's a complete sweetie to all the people in chat. Lovable and kind, she picks up your day. She doesn't come on all that often anymore.


 * Kasualty
 * A serious, serious man. Not really, but I think he tries. Pretty quiet, but chimes in when something entices him. He doesn't come on often either. [Kas: Well then... I shall change this! I am somewhat serious from time to time. I chat when an interesting subject pops up. I am one of the Older Regs~ Remember me~!] (*pokes kas's wiki entry*)


 * nevertwiztid
 * Bestest troll ever. Being watched by SecondHeart at all times o.o; (That's cause SecondHeart wants my body) ;p


 * omgroflatu
 * An oddly fun 14 year old that sometimes gets in a bit of trouble. He has some bad habits, but we're gonna fix this boy up. He's mighty adorable![arachnofang: SOMETIMES gets in trouble!? Yup. We'll have a ball fixing all the kinks in him XP]


 * SecondHeart
 * He is generally quiet but contributes to the conversation when he sees fit. Overall he is a nice person and fun to chat with. He also licks Rock and Roll music! :O


 * SuicidexFluff
 * Fun girl to be with. Often kind to people she likes, but doesn't tolerate newbs. She's the Goddess of Lint and Dust Bunnies. Half-Furry? She doesn't come on much, but we're all happy when she does.


 * Trogdorgar
 * A playful furry character who enjoys managing Paradise in his free time, although he can get out of hand at some times with some touchy issues. Loves giving advice and helpful chats with anyone who needs to talk, and is willing to listen, giving his '2 cents and dollar' about issues.


 * Ultimablob
 * Annoying and whiny. Deserves to die a horrible death. He fails at life, mostly because he has imagined an escapist alternate reality in his mind. He should be avoided for he likes talking to his cat. Has an arsenal of sock puppet accounts which he uses for various purposes. Remember to ignore this worthless sack of fail when you meet him. Laura totally thought he was a girl... for a long time. [iMachine: Nah, he is a great guy. Rock on, blobbyboy :D] [Dark_Otaku: Yeah, he's fully awesome. Besides the fact that he doesn't come online that much anymore.]


 * VaneSabre
 * A reg, also known in some places as Vale Defender, that popped up then disappeared... Then popped back, and we're hosting a betting pool of when he's going to disappear again, so he's pretty fun to talk to... And he's a Sabre... Don't touch shiney! DON'T! (Misspelled purposely, I swear!)


 * WitchCandy
 * Super epic amazing awesome all-around bad ass chick. Her avatar reminds one of candy shops of the olden days. She brings a sort of sarcasm and twist to the chat that makes Paradise all the more enjoyable. Writes awesome erotica. She brings the party to paradise. [Witch: Hawt.]


 * Yaossi
 * The cookie goddess, enough said. Recently engaged to Azaura who rarely graces us with his presence but did introduce Yaossi to Paradise, so we praise him. She is generally a nice person to speak to but don't get on her bad side or you will suffer her cyber-wrath. Catch her in a good mood and you'll make instant friends :). She has the most adorable voice you could ever hear. [Dark_Otaku: Hasn't come online for a long time, I miss her ,_,]

Quotes
[Random: Just add your own.]


 * TheLetterB: Dragon Lord...this is not a dating site. Please leave your man parts to yourself.
 * Sparticus117: Capslock is the cruise control to asshatdom.
 * Paradise: Please do not troll Paradise, because Paradise will troll you back. You have been warned.

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