Bowser's Castle



"What is this strange, colorful place? Have we been eating mushrooms?"

Welcome to Bowser's Castle, a Kongregate chatroom that is currently owned by RothyCat. Oh, and please do mind the lava pits, we work hard to keep them at optimal temperature.

[All contributions and edits to our room's wiki are welcomed. If revision is required, feel free to ask why and how it needed to be revised.]

Rules and Regulations
Bowser's Castle is a wonderful chat room, filled with happy users, enjoying their multitude of games, and keeping up conversations with others. We'd like to keep it that way. These rules are constituted by Kongregate, in the name of Kongregate, for Kongregate. Featuring a great community, relatively good moderator participation, and molten lava pits, BC is one of the more active rooms on Kongregate.com. Expect to make a friend here, but be prepared for the game-loving geekery that its regulars are notorious for!

Teh Important Stuff
1. Don't be a troll

2. Harassing others is not allowed.

3. Promotion of illegal activity is not allowed.

4. Excessive profane or abusive language is not recommended.

5. Don't feed the trolls.

6. Don't spam.

7. Inappropriate links that are posted or given out is illegal.

8. Use appropriate username and profile pictures.

9. Don't role-play excessively (Emotes are good, anything involving excessive violence or multi-paragraph macros are bad).

10. Any excuses referring to "Little brothers" or diseases such as "Tourette's Syndrome", although the effort is commended, shall be discredited.

11. Please speak in the designated room language only, in this case, English.

If you wish to see the full details provided on these rules, go to the "Code of Conduct" section on Kongregate, or follow this link

http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct

The Fine Print
Like most rooms, Bowser's Castle has some unspoken guidelines that are unique to the room environment. Like all chatrooms on Kongregate, the Rules of Conduct may be upheld differently from moderator to moderator, so if anything needs clarification, please feel free to ask the Resident Mod or Room Owner.

1. When you walk into this room, you're speaking English. There are plenty of chatrooms on Kong that cater to all world languages, so by all means don't feel limited if you're lucky enough to be multilingual! Just be sure to speak your language of choice in the designated chatroom, which is listed in the Rooms List as well as the Room Description. A few rooms, like Tower of Babel, allow all languages to be spoken at any time. Come one come all!

2. Don't post any links leading to innapropriate websites or scam sites. No one wants to help you get points at lockerz.

3. Don't be a troll, and don't act like one. Simple as that.

4. Spam is not tolerated, unless you have a side of fried rice and a biscuit to eat along with it, then it's delicious.

5. Caps Lock is not cruise control for cool.

Room Owners (Both Past and Present)
Current Room Owner:

Rothycat: - Contrary to popular belief, yes she IS a girl, and yes, she DOES exist on the internet! Rothy, aka "Roffins", aka "Roffy", aka "Rothtafarian", has been on the Kong scene since 2008 and took ownership of Bowser's Castle roughly a year ago, when it was then known as "Out of the Blue". Changing the name to something a bit closer to her own nerdly desires, Bowser's Castle has flourished into a lively, albeit sometimes chaotic, community of gamers and youthful hearts alike. Hailing from Seattle, Washington, Rothy is an avid gamer and adores reading, drawing, and pwning noobs with her banhammer when the situation arises.

Past Room Owner(s):

KakkoiiBishounen

Regular Moderators
Congrats to two regulars of our room becoming mods! We all wish the best of luck to them in the hopes that trolls cower behind their banhammers. Good job Ares_ and Fnar3221!

Ares_ - I feel myself to be very regular (could it be the high fiber diet?). Say hi if you see me, i often even reply :)

Dragoneye904 -

Fnar3221 - Hello, I'm one of the newer regulars. Inducted into Bowser's Castle and so far loving all of its colorful and wacky inhabitants. Mr. Fnar3221 likes the "Dubstep" and "DnB" genres of music, can usually be found listening away to the songs on volumes not meant for human ears. Going to University in the fall of 2010 (hopefully!) and I enjoy the finer things in life.

Imbulletproof -

List of Visiting and Well Known Moderators
Blarlack -

DragonFlame997 -

Hayato_Sakashi-

kiwibob -

MrSpontaneous -

Razzi3l -

Storageheater -

XxAchillesxX -

xXPoeXx -

List of Regulars
Before adding your name to this list, please check with the room owner and/or other regulars to see if you qualify for the list.

1132 -

angelee33 -

ArianaBanana -

aturtledoesbite - Hello. As you may already know, my username is aturtledoesbite. Why? It just is. Anyway, I'm just a guy that hangs out in the Castle. You can usually find me there after 3:00 P.M. in United States Central time (whatever it's called) whenever I feel like talking to people. I've found a lot of friends in here, so drop on by!

bert1432 -

Cyberhammer -

DarkDragonVA

Dedwynde -

DefJam -

EmpressCrane - Oh, Hai there =) I am a low drama regular and I love intelligent conversations. I don't tolerate racism or trolls. Send me a message and say hi!

godzuki -

gogurt12 -

goldenbullet - Hi. My name is "goldenbullet" as indicated by the little blue thingy over there←. I'm working on the Wiki, helped created this one with the help of Fnar3221 and Rothycat who are listed somewhere over there ↑. Give any of us a shout if you want something added or changed on here!

Golly_Greg -

Halodu3de -

I_like_toast -

Jujitsu777 -

kegso - I am the room's bartender, if you want a beer or talk about good music... Just talk 2 me

KillerShadow90 - Video Games take up a large portion of my time. (that includes kong) other than that U CANNOT KNOW ABOUT ME *disappears into the shadows*

kiteless -

koopashell - What would I be if I wasn't a regular in the Castle?

Magicant - Hey I'm Magicant! Usually, I'll be playing flash games. Yanno, because its kinda Kongregate.. Other than that, I've made quite the colorful selection of friends here so if you get a chance, show me who you are, and we may just also become friends! Yay!

magmamaster8 -

Mousethecat - <3

Ness1010 -

NihilistMachine - I am the witty new addition to Bowser's Castle. You will find me most days chilling out listening to Dubstep with Fnar3221 and being the good ol' witty guy I am. Also, you might find me trying to make dry humor not fail over the interwebs.

o_______o - Uh, Hi? My name is Kyle, and I don't like to talk. In fact I don't know why I'm talking now. Oh, dangit! I'm typing!

pinoyako - I'm known as pie, but some call me pino... if you want to have a food name, just talk to me :D

rosalinaSMGdoro -

Sabin7 - Hello, my name is Sabin7. I can proudly say that I've been on Kong for a while, and a generous portion of that amount has been in Bowsers Castle. The people who I first met there I will not forget: RothyCat, Codeman101, Angelee33, Batzilla, Odins__Raven, Koolfoo3, and Unit53374.

Shadow10101 -

sirducken -

thepimpage -

tharak - this is currently under construction (and in case you were wondering, i doubt it`ll ever be done)

Unit53374 - Hey! I'm Unit! I don't think i've ever been to another site in my life, and if I have, than it was a mind control experiment by the Feds...

vesparian -

warlic97 -

werewolfbabe -

wolffang_1000 -

x_Snake_Eyez_x - Hello! I'm Snake. I can often be found lurking around Bowser's Castle in one of my six accounts: x_Snake_Eyez_x, MrLogic2, x3_Burninator_x3, DeathByOverwork, ThingsIDontDo, and Shattered_Glass. I can use my intelligence to thwack any troll out of the park!

xela248 -Hey there! I’m a teenage nerdy gamer girl who owns her own Bat’leth. I am the creator of the sarcasm dance which is constantly performed in Bowser’s Castle at regular intervals. Really open, like to think I’m an alright person :P If you wanna know more, just talk to me!

x3_Hades_x3 - Hello, I'm Hades (just call me hades lol no need for "x3"), yes I'm a female. Yes, I know thats odd only thing I can say is deal with it. :D I can be aggressive at times but it only means that I care. Other then that I tend to be pretty easy going unless you start'ah trolling then.. you are in for it deep ._. but anywho :D BC's the place to be!

List of Upcoming Regulars
'''Within a grace period of two weeks, the room owner and/or current regulars will discuss to whether these individuals should be inducted into our prestigious list of regulars. '''

jusdkidding - i think BC is the place for me, however if my princess is in another castle just let me know

DrPickel -

Jirachi120-

maffo666

Ducklip4- BC is just wonderful the people are very nice (with exeption of occasianal trol) rothy is the best room owner ever and i thank her for making sure the room doesnt go into chaos (and the mods too)

The Definition of a Regular
A regular is simply put, someone who contributes to the chat room on a constant basis. This can be achieved in any way. Make some friends, be mature, and have some good conversations. By simply being nice, your're already moving closer to the goal. Level doesn't make a difference in being a regular, it's all about how you act.

How Regulars are Chosen
There is no "official" means to becoming a regular, if we see your face often enough and we like you, you're in!

Room Quotes
'''Anything you find funny or interesting that was said can be added here. Just make sure it was said in Bowser's Castle... And not in some silly Princess's castle!'''

March 30, 2010, 4:11 PM (Pacific Time): Bowsers' Castle contemplates their place within the Force.

MrSpontaneous : must make some moments awkward

Rothycat : Don’t you do that constantly anyhow Spont?

MrSpontaneous : make moments awkward?

MrSpontaneous : You know it.

Rothycat : Dark skippy!

Rothycat : darn*

MrSpontaneous : haha

Rothycat : “Dark skippy” sounds like evil peanut butter.

Ryoga1231 : lol

MrSpontaneous : It uses the force to choke you?

Ryoga1231 : “the official PB of the dark side….”

MrSpontaneous : dark skippy always makes the bread land peanut buttered side down.

June 30, 2009 (unknown time stamp):

aleeg96 : is rothy okay with you eating him

Rothycat : Ale, that sounded wrong on so, so very many levels. XD

Unit53374 : ... I think I remember that, one time, we got in a fight about Rothy Cookies... I'm not entirely certain though... (bloody Memory Retention issues *grumble*)

On April 22nd, 2010, at approx. 7:41PM (Eastern Mountain Time) the start of a rant by our very own, LunacyVII, was humorously interrupted by Unit53374

Fnar3221 : I hear a story.

Fnar3221 : What's on your mind, Lunacy?

LunacyVII : Impossible geometries, lines and colours and shapes the human mind barely comprehends

Unit53374 : ooh a story!

April 16, 2010, 11:37 AM (Pacific Time):

VampireGhost : -drinks some milk-

assassin360 : i love milk

DastardlyDave : I love tacos.

VampireGhost : I love cookies

kegso : i love chicks :P

Rothycat : I love lamp.

May 13, 2009, 8:52 PM. (Eastern Mountain Time)

Unit53374 : i need to recharge my debatron itf

Unit53374 : no itf

Fnar3221 : No itv.

Unit53374 : and the past now as well

Unit53374 : v?

Fnar3221 : Ventures.

Unit53374 : i the ventures?

Unit53374 : in

Fnar3221 : ... Yes?

Unit53374 : well, what does that mean?

Fnar3221 : Figure it out.

June 05 2010, 1:50 AM (British Summer Time) - Hilarity ensues when London and USA sayings are taken the wrong way...

goldenbullet : You don't have to be manly to enter a bathroom.

xela248 : You don't have to be manly to enter a toilet.

TheH21 : A USED toilet...

goldenbullet : Enter a toilet?

xela248 : It's what we call the bathroom here.

xela248 : Because we're just that classy :P

goldenbullet : I really don't think I'd want to enter a toilet.

xela248 : It's London for bathroom!

goldenbullet : Sounds quite disgusting, mind you. Who knows what else has been in there other than fecal matter.

xela248 : It means bathroom. >.<

June 07, 2010 Around 7:30PM EDT time zone - When mods get too in touch with their instincts.

Ahhhnold : everybody, now here you can see a mod in it's natural environment

MrSpontaneous : heya koopa

Ahhhnold : careful now, they are very territorial

MrSpontaneous : *pees on Ahhhnold*

girlofkevgz : Yes

girlofkevgz : EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

Ahhhnold : I have just been claimed

June 19, 2010 - 02:07 AM BST (British Summer Time)- Sword vs Bat'leth.

thepimpage : the katana looks nice on my wall

xela248 : The Bat'leth looks nice in my hand.

thepimpage : some people hang paintings

thepimpage : i hang swords

xela248 : Some people hang swords.

xela248 : I hang people. :D

x_Snake_Eyez_x : Like

x_Snake_Eyez_x : me!

thepimpage : the batleth looks heavy as hell xela

x_Snake_Eyez_x : OH GOD!

Imbulletproof : hahaha point to xela xD

x_Snake_Eyez_x : Bad timing.

June 22, 2010 - 9:49 PM

x3_Hades_x3 : -coughs up- Ach.. Achh Hahhh.. -jumps down out of bullets hands and finds a corner- Acch.. -coughs up hair ball which is Magi-

Magicant : ...

Magicant : -Spreading- I'm a beautiful butterfly!

x3_Hades_x3 : And thus Magi was reborn!

June 26, 2010 - 10:29 AM Eastern Mountain Time

GraveHorizon : What about the element...

xela248 : OF SURPRISE!

GraveHorizon : ...of SURPRISE!

GraveHorizon : Damn, ninja'd.

xela248 : Ninja'd.

xela248 : And again. :P

GraveHorizon : Nija'd your ninja'd.

GraveHorizon : Biatch.

xela248 : Ha!

GraveHorizon : *Ninja'd

xela248 : I win!

goldenbullet : Wow, you ninja'd on ninjaing your ninja.

GraveHorizon : Damn this keyboard.

goldenbullet : That's pretty coincidental.

xela248 : Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.

June 27, 2010 Around 9:15 Eastern Mountain Time

NihilistMachine : It's the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight.

aturtledoesbite : You may have the eye of the tiger, but you have the reflexes of a sloth.

skudz : o.O

NihilistMachine : Says the one that just got hit with a baseball bat.

aturtledoesbite : Hey! Now no amount of reflexes can defend someone from a baseball bat!

July 12, 2010- 22:30 BST (British Summer Time) - Comebacks taken to the next level

Ahhhnold : If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

aturtledoesbite : If I were a fish with man, I would be a gills!

July 19, 2010 - About 7:40 PM (Central Standard Time) - What happens when a simple misspelling is taken too seriously...

Charlemagne97 : or her staff sux at amth

Charlemagne97 : either way

x_Snake_Eyex_x : *math

Charlemagne97 : and amth

Charlemagne97 : they probably suck at that too

x_Snake_Eyez_x : Is amth a word?

Charlemagne97 : idk

Charlemagne97 : doubt it though

aturtledoesbite : Amth? No.

x_Snake_Eyez_x : No, because my spellcheck is awesome.

aturtledoesbite : ^

x_Snake_Eyez_x : ...

aturtledoesbite : Yes?

x_Snake_Eyez_x : ?

x_Snake_Eyez_x : The answer is no, "amth" is not a word.

x_Snake_Eyez_x : I was not responding to your post.

aturtledoesbite : Um, are you talking to me?

Charlemagne97 : lol

x_Snake_Eyez_x : I dunno.

aturtledoesbite : Because I'm confused

x_Snake_Eyez_x : Are you talking to me?

aturtledoesbite : I think so...

Layries : Arr you be talkin' to me?

aturtledoesbite : ...Maybe.

24th July, 2010- 17:55 BST (British Summer Time)

TheH21 : In fact, with sack, you could even earn some money.

Mushyrooms : Especially if you have sack, crack, cat and a video camera all in one room.

August 4th, 2010, 12:28AM (Eastern Mountain Time)

Fnar3221 : He's managed to reset my pages at least a dozen times this past 3 days.

dragoneye904 : Moths are generally annoying :P

Fnar3221 : Like, when I was about to get my hard badge kind of resets.

Fnar3221 : You ever saw an angry Mr. Jack?

dragoneye904 : Ouch.

dragoneye904 : Nope.

Fnar3221 : It's not a pretty sight.

dragoneye904 : I have yet to get an impossible badge..

magmamaster8 : any impossible badge?

Fnar3221 : My eyes bulge out of their sockets, cheeks go a nasty shade of purple and blue and my teeth start to elongate and grow more curvy.

GraveHorizon : Gross.

Fnar3221 : Also my neck gets skinny for some unknown reason and I get a LOT more hairy.

dragoneye904 : Sounds like my mother.

dragoneye 904 : I mean..

dragoneye904 : Cats say meow.

August 18th, 2010, 3:14PM (Eastern Mountain Time)

Storageheate r: oh thank god I can mute this game

Storageheater : Also, what's wrong with her bellybutton

xela248 : I wondered that!

Mousethecat : Is it like mine?

Mousethecat : Mine goes in and out

Mousethecat : it does both!

Storageheater : you know, it...might? It's more like it's...a line

Storageheater : Perhaps she's a glove puppet

xela248 : My sister's one does that, Mouse. :P

August 19th 2010 02:01 AM British Summer Time

NihilistMachine: Your use of bologna is intriguing as well as disturbing Dragon.