Lunatic Pandora

Lunatic Pandora
Why is the rum gone? Because this be but a skeleton of the goodness to come, piloted into port, flag unfurled, and takin' on crew what to make 'er shipshape. Thar be many o' the awesome persuasion what sworn allegiance to the colours of the Looney Panda, and they be the ones ta look out fer, in the fillin' ins an' outs o' this 'ere page. So what arrrr ya doin'?

Community
Panderens often seem drunk, even when not. This is partially due to the fumes from the Pandaren ale brewery, and partially due to lack of sleep. Guess which one contributed to the writing of this line?

History
Once known as "The Casino," the name was changed after Jim Greer lost it in a game of Kongai to one Flare_X, a figure of mystery. You can tell he's a figure of mystery because of the "X" in his name. Then, through the tradition of ages long passed, Lunatic Pandora was ceded to the geekiest stone in the land, NerdRock101. This Nerdolithic age was one of great prosperity, and many of the legends spoken of today were born then.

Now, a rock is still a rock, no matter how nerdy it may be, and it occasionally is given to stoney thinking. This is the only explanation scholars have given for whom she chose as her successor. Consider, if you will, one Red. Captain Red, he would be quick to remind you. Known to some as Cappy, as Red, as Cap'n, and even on one occasion "Edna." This blackguard somehow ascended to Olympus Mons, and was anointed mod. It wasn't long after he attained said modship that he sailed it into ownership of Lunatic Pandora, while the Nerdly Rock made her way to glory in Elysium... but ended up settling in Paradise

Lunatics, Pandarens, or What You Will
The scurvy knaves and knavessess what populate the fair vessel, castle, or whatever theme I'm using at the moment. Listed without commentary, for the time being because I'm either drunk, drunk on ale fumes, or suffering from lack of sleep.

Fiuros(mentioned first because he told me to make this. *shakes fist*) SpankinFresh CommanderX1125 BlondeSiren merlinseras CyrustheVirus Batman17

Recurring Guest Stars
They followed us home, but while their hearts may lie in Lunatic Pandora, their beds remain elsewhere.

Frogmanex EverLovely