Lunatic Pandora

Why has Pandora gone mad?
Why is the rum gone? Because this be but a skeleton of the goodness to come, piloted into port, flag unfurled, and takin' on crew what to make 'er shipshape. Thar be many o' the awesome persuasion what swore allegiance to the colours of the Looney Panda, and they be the ones ta look out fer, in the fillin' ins an' outs o' this 'ere page. So what arrrr ya doin'?

Community
Panderens often seem drunk, even when not. This is partially due to the fumes from the Pandaren ale brewery, and partially due to lack of sleep. Guess which one contributed to the writing of this line?

History
Once known as "The Casino," the name was changed after Jim Greer lost it in a game of Kongai to one Flare_X, a figure of mystery. You can tell he's a figure of mystery because of the "X" in his name. Then, through the tradition of ages long passed, Lunatic Pandora was ceded to the geekiest stone in the land, NerdRock101. This Nerdolithic age was one of great prosperity, and many of the legends spoken of today were born then.

Now, a rock is still a rock, no matter how nerdy it may be, and it occasionally is given to stoney thinking. This is the only explanation scholars have given for whom she chose as her successor. Consider, if you will, one Red. Captain Red, he would be quick to remind you. Known to some as Cappy, as Red, as Cap'n, and even on one occasion "Edna." This blackguard somehow ascended to Olympus Mons, and was anointed mod. It wasn't long after he attained said modship that he sailed it into ownership of Lunatic Pandora, while the Nerdly Rock made her way to glory in Elysium... but ended up settling in Paradise

After a good long voyage about Pandora, the crew became restless. The Captain had not been seen in quite some time. After deliberating for several days, it was decided that the crew would confront Cappy. After finally tracking him down, it became apparent that Cappy was no longer fit to Captain. Upon his request, another mod became the sole owner of Lunatic Pandora, AmarynAnesthetic. While the new owner is still rarely around, at least she stays in the room, as a warning to all trolls to beware.

But now it seems as AmarynAnesthetic has disappeared. With her absence came a time a turmoil and strife as trolls began to reign supreme. However, this was soon corrected by a reformed CaptainRed who has come back to retake the room. He picked up his dusty, yet trusty ban hammer and returned the trolls back to the sea of failures. He is now known as the old-new room owner and pilots this chat room and its crew through the stormy seas that are Lunatic Pandora. That is, until Serph took over, Red seems to have vanished from the scene and now Serphentos reigns

Regulars
The scurvy knaves and knavessess what populate the fair vessel, castle, or whatever theme I'm using at the moment.

Totally_Original
Totally, or Andrew as he claims his name, really is one of the youngest Regs in LP at fourteen. Formerly a Reg of the much reviled Paradise, he has claimed to support LP. Overly creative, he spends his time with doodles, poetry, and writing. Moreover, he is an obsessive photographer, and has a tendency to carry his camera with him EVERYWHERE. When asked what he wanted to be said on this, he said somthing cryptic, and his motto or somthing similar to it seems to be "The stars are limit, the clouds are only targets to shoot for."

Benjybod
The most recent Reg to experience the LP taste of insanity, he is English which is surprising considering there don't seem to be many non-American LP members. A young man with all his life ahead of him, he has yet to see the full depravity of LP. He has proven to be a great artist, with the backgrounds he creates for requesting members of the chat.

13urning_Guy, aka 13
13 is one of the most active members of Lunatic Pandora, and a gentlemen.

He is "A sexybeast that drinks awesomesauce by the bottle", as stated by his fellow Reg. friends.

13 put the motto of Lunatic Pandora "Leave you sanity at the door" to good use. 13's favorite food is Serendipity2009's grilled cheese. 13 also has a dog, Misti. Misti is his vicious companion that is trained to hunt down and Nom on the faces of the trolls who enter Lunatic Pandora.

Thaed
A more or less new Reg, Thaed is a rival to Fredrick in LP and even the old Heage when it comes to RPing. Quasi-intelligent he seems to have taken a sort of Anti-Fei role in the LP Society. According to Thaed when asked of his origins, (which it seems logical to say was a Bio-lab in the Mojave.) he has this to say.

"Hi im Thaed Gruntly i used to be in an asylum i escaped useing ChickenWire,Steak,AtomBomb and Magical Chesse Pizza."

Fei7000
Fei is an odd person. Generally freindly and chatty, he is hostile to trolls and tends to become even more so to those who are dumb enough to refer to him as a "faggot" but also it's true... in a manner of speaking.

Often discribed as nothing but a forehead and eyebrows, which is true. Also, he is also referd to by Locke and Thaed as "The good !$£%*". However, there has been no evidence supporting this joking accusation.

The only words that have been recorded of Fei's were the sentence "I f*****g hate you Heage."
 * To find out what went here ask Fei7000 what hes good at ^__^ or pm thaed or locke

Fiuros
Little is known about the Fiu by those outside of his circle of friends (who reportedly know many things, but none they dare repeat). What is apparent to an observer however is that the Fiu is generally happy-go-lucky, goofy, and an all around genial fellow. But, and I quote, "I share a great bit of affinity with my chosen avatar, 'GIR'. 99% goofy/slapstick humor, but when the eyes go red, get the hell out of the way.."

Viewed by many to be the right hand of the Cap'n, he quite often fills in as a mini-mod in the LP, attempting to diffuse situations before they require the specialized weapons of Moderators. If it's beyond his limited authority to deal with, however, he doesn't hesitate to bring those that can quell the unruly masses.

(More to come)

Heagehogdude
A very regular Reg, Heage is almost always at the center some somthing whether drinking parties or brawls, he's sure to be near to it. Typically hiding in a shroud of darkness and sitting in the rafters of LP Heage has been known to practice Necromancy on occasion to revive the chat, alought this often ends up in a zombie apocolypse. Considering himself a Veteran of LP remembering all the way back when he joined and landed in LP to find a nerdy rock was in charge. He thinks that he has seen the worst of times, and is haunted by memories of PurpleAlex's habit of "getting far too close"

HadBrunt99
HadBrunt or just Brunt, is a grammar Nazi to say the least, he is quite likable especialy if he gives up on try-ing to correct you. Brunt normally plays on the widespread understanding that he is old, or at least he acts old. He is rather calm minded in comparison to some other Regs, but can turn hostile quickly if Trolls appear. He rarely admits being wrong. When asked of his plan in life, he had this to say: "I aspire to be a bum with the grandest box fort anyone has ever seen"

Fredrickson435 aka Fred or " Just shut up already"
Fredrick, otherwise known as Fred, is one of the more livly chatters and RPers in Lunatic Pandora, sometimes to the detrement of others. He's behaviour has on at least one occasion put him at odds with the Mod regs that moniter the chat, and somehow seems to have remained un-scathed.

LockeDreams
One of the few girl gamers amongst the LP group, she is LP's honorary rick roller. She is rather active in this chat and seems to be quite cheerful, perhaps too much so. She normally makes her appearances at night. She also goes by Locke or LD, or pretty much any other name you can think of.

Reportedly, she lives in a basement.

hexcursed
Hexcursed, or hex as most of his/her friends call him/her, is probably the friendliest Lunatic Pandorian you'll ever meet. He/she will say hello to anyone, regardless of if he/she knows him/her, and will try to help out anyone who needs it. He/she does not like to divulge his/her gender to the general public, so only his/her closest friends know hex's gender. Hex enjoys chatting with his/her fellow LP members, and is in the room almost 24/7.

Merlinseras aka "The nice scientific guy"
Merlin is a fun lovin kind of guy. He is crazy about his girlfriend/lover/fiancee/happiest-joy-in-his-life and will be all the crazier once she is in his arms to stay.

Sharingan123
SHAR! Shar was whining that he wasn't in the wiki, and wanted in, but wouldn't tell me what he wanted me to write for him. So this is whatcha get! Hope you like it!

GentleGiantess
Another Girl gamer and lively chatter, and reportedly partner to Serph. Gen or Gent is useally sure to bring life back to even the deadest and most far gone chats. A good friend to almost every one in LP I am sure we're all proud to have her and her self-taught english in the chat.

Serphentos
Serph (aka the flying Dutchman) is an awesome Dutchman. He's got a smexy accent. He enjoys gaming, Axes and chatting on Skype. A true Gentlemen. Oh.. yeah! uuhm he is a Mod... yay! No wait... he is the current room owner!

Serendipity2009
[Space is reserved, ok?]

JeniFire/Fuego_Caliente aka "The nice girl doing this and that and that too and that other thing and..."
Prefers to be called Fire, but will respond to anything. Stay at home mother of two, gets her adult conversation from the chatroom. Also writes poetry and stories..... of the erotic nature...

RedFaction626
RedFaction is fairly new to LP, but she fits right in. Red is HAWT HAWT HAWT! Other than that, she is a wonderful writer. She is bi~ so just like JeniFire, no one is safe from the flirting! She dislikes dumb girls and trolls, all you dumb girls and trolls beware her wrath!

Keeper of the Whale
For your safety, we have hidden his real BIO as reading it would surely lead to insanity.

On a side note: We suggest using extreme caution when approaching the DT for he will probably spam you to dead if you make him angry or he will try to make you look like a bigger moron than you are.

Recent studies indicate there are a few life forms that can get along well with the DT some examples are: JeniFire CaptainRed Fiuros BlondeSiren ultimaniac etc.

AdamChrist
Went by the names of IAmJeebus, IAmCaptainPlanet, and DantesMohawk, now keeping his name as his ex-stripper name. He likes hookah, drinking, and singing. He can be mature sometimes, but most of the time, he's messing around, often crossing the line. Switched from The River and changed his name. He doesn't get mad, but if you send him stupid things in PM's, he'll post them in open chat. Has been with the LP family for a very long time, reminiscing about the days when there were hardly any trolls, and all of the trolls that there were, they were fail trolls, making them fun to feed, and ultimately destroy.

TheDoomThing aka, "Reclusive Smart-Ass"
Chooses when and where he wants to speak, and isn't afraid to just be completely random. Often comes on,and even more often zones out. Has a slightly off-beat sense of humor, and often makes smart ass remarks. Often speaks in. Is often tired.

DANTE20 aka "THAT GUY WITH A MOHAWK"
dante20 or just dante is awsome (if i do say so myself) i tend to talk a lot...and i drink so... but people generally like me when i drunk enough to type so it isent bad. also i am quite proud of my green mohawk insult it at your peril

TRANSMETA another reg...
Transmeta plays too many videogames. He can often be seen idling in LP when trying to sleep for 3–4 hours at a time. Due to his insomnia he has a habit of popping in at random times, but he is always watching. He has not been seen for a while :(

Teserut
A former achievement addict who realised how tedious and unrewarding the experience was. He has been regularly going on Kongregate for two years. He is usually just Idling, waiting for someone who has the ability to spell to spark up a conversation. Occasionally he gets achievements just for the fun of it, but for the must part, he has given up in that accent. He was recently cut to learn that he was not on the list of Olde Bleachers regulars, then he realised that you're supposed to edit it yourself. Then he felt like an idiot. He is also probably one of the only regulars who is not up himself (see the irony there?).

Moei2
Moei2 basically lives in Lunatic Pandora. He only has half a brain because of the recurring zombie incidents happening lately in LP. Moei2's hobby is making his own head explode.

Fellway
Also known as "Fell, Watermellllon, Fellsworth", Fellway is LP's resident pacifist. He is the random topic creator. Fellway spends large amounts of time on Kong, perhaps a little bit too much. Fellway started off in LP, though moved to Universal Turning Machine for a decent amount of time. He has returned to LP, and has graced its presence since. He spends much of his time on Kong either spending all of his time chatting, playing games, or doing things in other tabs. Fellway hates spammers, trolls, idiots, etc. and has no patience for them whatsoever. If you follow the ToS and aren't a general Asshat, you will be able to get on his good side. Fellway also stands out as being one of the musicians of LP, being able to play guitar, bass, piano, drums, and can sing a bit

Empires_Massacre
Also known as "Emp, Empy, Jam", She is the queen of awesomeness, and has had several peasants banished as it was her whim. Also: she plays a mean keyboard. Lunatic Pandora has been her home since before she became a member of Kongregate. Often mistaken for a man because of her misleading username, Empy is not a man. She really isn't. Also, she's married to not-kate. Unless she's not. But she totally is.... She's more than willing to offer a boot to the head, especially to those deemed unintellient. Even though she tends to talk at a mile a minute, boring chat is unacceptable, and those who illustrate otherwise will be exterminated. Really they will. Unless they aren't... which they will be.

Jaimetrujillo36
Jaimetrujillo36 starts randome topics on chat. And if you meeet him hes not that good of a speller (as you can tell) you can ask any body and they will tell you. And he loves cookies, and he will do anything for them. he has told little people but he claims to be half dinosaur.

Recurring Guest Stars
They followed us home, but while their hearts may lie in Lunatic Pandora, their beds remain elsewhere.

Fatalhitx, aka "Fate'
One of Pandora's minstrels, Fate regularly tries to lead in choruses of "Afternoon Delight", and several other drinkin songs, but has been successful very few. Other times, he is seen yelling at the people who annoy him, snuggling alternately with Bones and Blonde, drinking rum, and being ended by Fiuros. Who says it will grow back, but it still hasn't. Also, can be seen saying things that make him feel extremely awkward and out of place, so try not to comment on it, it just makes the pain worse.

EvilBloodGnome
Gnome is a dirty old ..er.. fart. He enjoys drawing in the dirt with a stick and eating baby kittens. He can often be found hanging out in dank damp woods, or chasing all the hawt LP girls.

Frogmanex
Half man. Half frog. Half ex. One-hundred and fifty proof trouble. His lair lies amid the fens along The River. His love for Feral Vengeance is unparalleled.

EverLovely
Everlovely, Oftenhappy. Brings cookies and much needed citrus to the ship. Controls the scurvy-fighting market with an iron fist.

Rivenstaff
Riven is AwesomeSauce! His home is Game Theorists, but he often can be found in LP visiting with the awesome regs. Notable quote: "Damn kids! Get offa my lawn!"

Zil_
Zilly is a fantastic stippler! We stand in awe of her awesomeness. She can be found in Sloth, but often comes to LP for a visit.

CaptainRed aka "The former Captain"
He is often found passed out on his keyboard, either from lack of sleep or drinkin all the rum.. take your pick. Cappy no longer holds the bancannon in this room, but he is still dear to our hearts. He also has quite large biceps, around 20 times larger than a normal human

BlondeSiren aka "The girl in command"
The Blonde Siren is a champion, come from the Room of Champions along with several compatriots, after having wearied of battling the trolls on beyond the frontier. Among her retinue were the faithful and trusted commander, ever vigilant, who rode ahead to survey the lands to come, and the roguish outlaw, who lagged behind to cover their migration.

Even from birth she felt the calling of the sea, so it should come as no surprise that the Blonde Siren's journey brought her to it. The ocean before her and the peril of pursuit behind, she spent what remained of the trio's funds to hire three ships to sail in three different directions, and booked passage upon a fourth, Lunatic Pandora, by regaling captain and crew with the story of how she evaded pursuit by hiring three ships to sail in three different directions.

It was not long before the Blonde Siren forsook life on dry land for good, becoming a true member of the Pandoran crew. She has, since, been on many adventures: raiding castles for cookies, pillaging cookie kingdoms for castles, and even fighting sea trolls when the mood strikes her.

She is known in many lands and by many names: Blondie and Scarlett, Buttercup and Iris, Bedford and Exeter. These names, familiar in their mouths as household words—err...

The aliases she has—symbolic of a thousand deeds, carried upon whispers, shouts, and airs to the farthest reaching port—all mean one thing: when the Siren sings, everyone listens.

Outlaw_7 aka "The guy who cut between Fiur and Siren ;)"
Outlaw joined the room with siren during the "creeper incident" of old times. Currently holds the room record for best car accident story.

Kunok
Lunatic Pandora's biggest fail troll!

From GreenSoldier to Baltimorian, he has tried and tried to earn the respect of the Lunatic Pandora regulars. But most of us just know him as, "Kunok".

traz64
a user who only talks with himself during a dead chat. Whenever someone jumps in he will decide whether he wants to talk to them. only one person has ever succfully gotten into a lengthy conversation with him (Merlinsears), however he is still a hero of a dead chat.