Counterproductive Procrastinators

Counterproductive Procrastinators was created on the 25th of April 2011 and is one of the newest rooms on Kongregate. It was created, and is currently owned, by  Beny071 and was instantly filled upon creation. The room was founded by a lazy scoundrel for lazy scoundrels, on the principal of slothfulness and faffing around, populated by experienced and avid procrastinators putting off their assorted tasks that can be found slumped over the many bean bag chairs that litter the room. The room is a beacon of laziness and provides refuge to the often discriminated against procrastinator. All in all, a great room to just hang out and chat or failing that, procrastinate!

P.S. We also have a fully stocked snack bar!

About the Room Owner
Beny071 is a well-seasoned and cheerful moderator of Kongregate. With 3 years of experience under his belt, he runs and pimps the room with elegant finesse and entertains the regulars with stories of great heroism and valor.

His favorite color is orange and if you write a fan fiction about him he'll feature it on his wall! Overall a pretty chill and laid back dude.

Room Mods
Potshotlynxlynx: Guardian of the sacred Yolo fruit

cYaNtnT : Royal Prince to the regime. He overthinks EVERYTHING and is sarcastic and very literal.

Caitlin97xxxx:

Regulars
The regulars are snarky, witty, and above all really fun and educated people to talk to about pop culture, current events or anything else! That is if you can break the hard shell of smart ass they have built around them!

AWESOMEO4: < Doesn't know anything. (Also a brony)

BaronSamed1:'' Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. ''

Dawns_End: The queen of all and everything forever, she is the best. All hail Dawn.

FluffyDtheNinja:

gothicangel8333: Resident Emo Kitten-cat, who's real form is a sexy vampire priestess. Caitlin's wife, POR SIEMPRE!

Jinxxlover28:

Kasumi1945: Rebel Against cYaN

MarkNutt2012:

Mineup: A half vampire that has been in many battles and claims to have conquered death itself. Note: Has an array of magical powers and should not be messed with. Otherwise known as Luke.

Rajesh1999: The guy who's name always disappears from here.

runnoft: that guys who always says >insert catchphrase here<

sakina47: The official Nyan Cat of the room. Cause every room needs one.

SoraFiRe: Your dearest angel...who falls from Heaven 32,456,786 mph.... Have a nice day...

tazey65: The sheep (also known as TazMann).

u_uFishu_u: Secretly a Son of Ares. Always carries a Benelli M4 shotgun, an M39 EMR sniper rifle with a suppressor, and a Ruger SR9 pistol. He is a mercenary, and is hunted by the NSA.

WolfBrother1983: Stuck in 1982

wOo0o0w:

xXDMRHAZARDXx: There's only one flavor worth considering. Chocolate. Also known as The Corpse Kicking Overlord of Doom. He'll do almost anything for a joke/reference.

Former Regs and Notable Non-Regs
These two titles should exist on this page! Get to work, Beny!

bigboss555 : The humble omni-present oracle of the room. Where he speaks, wisdom follows (MIA)

CrazyGrim09 : The drunkard pirate captain of the seven seas. (MIA)

Turquoise5694  : The rooms lesbian dolphin, because everyone knows female dolphins are lesbian. We still wonder how in the nine hells dolphins have kids if the ladies are all lesbian...

Honorable Adventures
On August 24th 2013 two innocent regulars, who shall remain unnamed to protect their identities, accidentally took a high dose of the dangerous chemical, whos street name is 'sugar', and slipped from consciousness. They were then dragged into the world of insanity, otherwise known as "Wunderland". Will they return? Probably not.

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We have a book published titled "Titty and the AIDS Riddled Breakfast", a compelling book about a poor kid named Titty that accidentally ate a used needle for breakfast.

* SPOILERS *

He dies in a car crash