Mostly Harmless

'Mostly' Harmless, the chatroom belonging to AlisonClaire (Ali or AC), was awarded to her by jim in early 2008. Previously named 'Castles Must Die,' Ali opted to rename it after Earth's description in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." This caused over-exaggerated anger among the room's regulars (some of whom are still around today). The name change was actually appreciated, but, in accordance with clique rules, the new 'guy' must always be made fun of in someway (which we still do sometimes, even though she's not so new).

In the present day, the conversation can range from webcomics or websites with humorous intents, to the newest article from online news websites or the intellectual capabilities of various newcomers. Never fear, however, for there is ALWAYS a mod nearby to watch over us, whenever they can spare the time, from our regular room moderators (such as AlisonClaire, Jilli, Takumashii, Leavescat, Shadow42, SweetyWrapper, and CometShade, just to name a few), to moderators spiritually bound to other rooms, but enjoy a visit or two to the watercooler that is Mostly Harmless.

Rules and Expectations
If you decide to visit us, please respect the following 'unwritten rules':
 * Our rights to read comprehensive English (and not 'OHGAWD,MYPOOREYES!' writing),
 * The Kongregate Code of Conduct (which is ALWAYS a stimulating rad), and
 * The unwritten commandments of gaming, the relevant of which are the following:


 * I. Gaming is thy holy pastime; thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
 * II. Thou shalt not be fanboy-ish in the name of gaming.
 * IV. Honor thy PC and thy console.
 * VII. Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
 * X. Thou shalt not cheat.


 * and above all else, DO NOT stalk AlisonClaire, asking if you can become a moderator.


 * If you feel that you MUST stalk her, the answer is probably a garunteed NO.

AlisonClaire
Alison Claire Huffman, Staff member of Kongregate working out of the San Francisco office. Enjoys long walks on the beach, being called 'Ali', and setting her status to 'away' whenever possible. No fawning, stalking, or nudging. We will defend her till our dying breath. "Fyoosh" "The lamest person ever" - Teakettle

Quotes: AlisonClaire: I'm not into tentacle porn enough to work for NG

CometShade
Oldest regular, the one who makes it 'Mostly'.&lt;--Blatant Lie~Matt

Quote: CometShade: There's a webcomic for everything.&lt;--Another Blatant Lie~Matt

Jilli
Alison's sister, makes sporadic visits, always entertaining. "Baby Blue"

Leavescat
He exists

Takumashii
He's from Canada, eh. Never present... EVAR "Criminy"

Quote: kooleyo: what taku's opinion on emos? Takumashii: They're worthless crybabies.

Another Quote: daspamma: bible fight is an insult to christians and catholics   Takumashii: they'll get over it

shadow42
Our newest room mod; "Pookie" "'Nique" *Is very happy Cgaan isn't dead &gt;_&lt;* VERY strong in the "killing chat alot" area.

Quote: shadow42: i'm like an annoying cat in heat

Visual representation: http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2633

Sweetywrapper
Is only a Sweety when she's a Sweety, but when she's not Sweety she's just a Wrapper. ^_^

Xubnormal
Shadow's secret lover.

Quote: Xubnormal: Dangit. You made me snorfle.

Regulars

 * If you are a  regular  (not a semi-regular or seriously-abnormal) and would like to add yourself to this list of awesome, kindly place yourself in proper alphabetical order according to username.
 * Kindly refrain yourself from editing someone else's description to give them a bad reputation.

afatpaws
one the most annoying people according to Takumashii.

Quote: hell is a world where hoby is your best friend

C00kiemonsta
I like cookies.

cal010
Definitely the coolest person here. According to cal. Also, leader of the Mostly Kongregate Clan on kingdomofloathing.com, in which over 30 Kongregate users call their home away from home. The other home being Kongregate, obviously. All are welcome to join!

Cgaan
Mysteriously vanishes for 2 months(and didn't bother to tell the denizens that he wasn't really dead) and whenever he leaves the mostly harmless chat room, he is presumed dead. Shadow I'm not dead :D

Comp0
I come here a lot.I am friends with almost all the regulars in MH,and I can relate anything in the world to something of useless and forgotten interest.Like pregnancy to a half eaten bagle.

Quote: I liek pancakes XD

daspamma
dont tell daspamma I put his name here

Haskey96
A normally cool and persistent advocate of KoL

Quote: haskey96: os, that sounded very british of you.

Quote: osiris6607: How did i sound british?

Quote: haskey96: osiris6607:I am going to take the old trolly down to flhem hannigans to buy a small treat for myself. *Fixes monicle*

Hoby
The awesome trobbit of awesome. BE AFRAID.

Quote: Spivsy: it's fun when people try to make hoby feel remorse; it never works

HopefulNebula
AKA Neb or Nebby, hates being called Hope. Has a twitchy muting finger.

JetLag
Has never had JetLag, ever. Yet, Maybe I will, when I fly over to rip your Computer to SHREDS to stop you editing this Wiki. ....so this is basically an admission that you will/have had jetlag =D

KuragariNoTenshi
Claims to be himself, and really is. Except when he isn't.

Quote: KuragariNoTenshi: Everyone hearts shadow

LeBagel
(a.k.a.bgal735,TheBagel,Bagel) The casual mac gamer (ikr?oxymoron) of the group. Just comes on to say hi usually. Then with his attention span of a squirrel, he gets sidetracked and leaves.

Lisamarie
... yeah.

Lordkronos
&lt;Insert witty comment here&gt;

Quote: mongosse7: ook im snighing off

xirmi: Now there's twelve year old crying somewhere.

Lordkronos: he's not crying, he's snighing off

ManOfMotion
Shows up randomly, tells jokes about mothers and Soviet Russia.

Mattmeister
I'll add my information here later. I may not be here in MH as much as I used to, but I've logged more hours there then most of you new folk. 'Specially that Haskey fellow. He's always giv'n me too much trouble.

meltedbutter
Quote: meltedbutter: sigh...

muicey
 Once an MH lurker for the longest time, now, a part of MH everyday life, muicey loves referring to herself in the third person. She reads xkcd and Sinfest whenever they come out (Check the "Recommendations" Section at the bottom!). She loves MH because not only is it mostly harmless, but the mods are awesome (Cometshade plays Kongregate Chat all day!). She is overwhelmed by all the compliments PaxTzu keeps giving her. Don't believe me? See for yourself! =]

Quote: PaxTzu: Muicey speaks for all, for she is pure of heart.

Quote: PaxTzu: You're going to make a guy very happy one day. Just keep being you.

Quote: PaxTzu: Muicey speaks for all, for she is pure of heart.

Quote: PaxTzu: You're going to make a guy very happy one day. Just keep being you.

Quote: PaxTzu: You're a pretty tough girl to throw, Muicey.

Quote: PaxTzu: Plus she is a youngin, despite how intelligent she is.

No, she doesn't think it's creepy at all =]

osiris6607
What an idiot. Dammit jet. stop editing my name!!!!.......No.

Quote: osiris6607: computer geeks saved you from Y2k!!

Pladd
That one kid who lurks and occasionally has something to add a.k.a GomreltheMighty(deceased)

PowerFrog
That one kid that is a talking porno.

qzex
The odd one. Also, not gzex.

SarcasticQueen
Don't tell her her name's here. But she secretly rules the room.

Spivsy
Spivsy sells things on the black market. And the white market. He's not racist.

Quote: Spivsy: everything I say is comedy gold.

Another Quote: Spivsy: poor people give me gas

''Another Quote: Spivsy: he's badmouthing shadow?! That does it! *rolls up sleeves* ow, the cold hurts my arms :( ''

Taijutsumasta
A noted zombie fearer, "Tai," as he has come to be known, often enters a chat with a rand om quote or saying, often spouting nonsense from whatever is on his more-than-half crazed mind at the minute. Often "mistaken" at times for Taku, which he frequently rants about. Shouts of "Damn it!" abound when people realize Tai is not the Canadian hero of their dreams. The Taku action figure was his idea. Also enjoys his sword: ====}:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::&gt;

Tallstar5
Tallstar5 is god. A slightly dyslexic god, but still god.

Teakettle
Has entered a semi-abusive relationship with all the female mods

Thingle
Shows up with a "Hey ya'll" and subtly makes fun of Naruto clones in ways they usually don't understand.

TwilightTopHat
The completely insane guy who hates the letter c and will never be able to grasp the concept of Kometshade being a mod.

Quoteversation™

Komet's a mod?...

''Wow! Komets a mod!''

MCObigben: But it's still true....

Komet being a mod is never redundant...

Wait...Komets a mod?

Videogamer12
Coolness, with awesome on the inside

winwinwe
A pretty nice person who occasionally makes a good joke up for the hell of it, Does quite well at most games and feels that many things are entitled to him Crowned 'teh King of the Nets' for his many profiles across the nets, MapleSotry, KoL, Runescape, You name it he has it (Execept for Myspace and twitter and things like that, he frowns on them), Also, once won "9000 internetz" Also the Rodent King who fails at spelling.

Quote:Robot Chicken....I haven't seen something this short and aggressive since Haskey started taking steroids

xirmi
Pretty self-descriptive huh?

Quote: xirmi: I'm the only one who hasn't said anything.

Yamiro
The one time Zombie of Mostly Harmless, has infected countless others without their knowledge. Also pretty good at killing chat. "Percy"

Quote: Yamiro: hey look a troll, i'm gonna sharpen my crowbar and then we go to town on it.

Zeth147
Seems to have a habit of putting ellipses at the end of every statement...

"Kooleyo" The Good, The Bad, and then there's kooleyo.

Reading Recommendations
Most of Mostly Harmless's inhabitants are quite literate. These are a few good reads a couple of us recommend to any and all persons who happen upon this page.

Series
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series:
 * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 * Life, the Universe and Everything
 * So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
 * Mostly Harmless
 * Young Zaphod Plays it Safe

Golden Compass Trilogy:


 * The Golden Compass
 * The Subtle Knife
 * The Amber Spyglass

A Song of Ice and Fire Series:


 * A Game of Thrones
 * A Clash of Kings
 * A Storm of Swords
 * A Feast for Crows

Night Watch Series:
 * Night Watch
 * Day Watch
 * Twilight Watch

Foundation Series:
 * Prelude to Foundation
 * Foundation


 * Foundation and Empire


 * Second Foundation


 * Foundation's Edge


 * Foundation and Earth


 * Forward the Foundation

Others

 * Fight Club
 * Choke
 * Interview with the Vampire
 * Gravity's Rainbow
 * The Plague
 * American Gods
 * The Things They Carried
 * Flags of Our Fathers

Webcomic Recommendations
Once again, just like the above booklist, here are Mostly Harmless's recommendations for webcomics worthy of your attention.

xkcd

Sinfest

Least I Could Do

Dresden Codak

Looking For Group

Ctrl-Alt-Del

Questionable Content

Dr. McNinja

Slackerz

Three Panel Soul

Rock-Paper-Cynic

Pictures for Sad Children

Daisy Owl

Saturday Morning Breakfast-Cereal

Moe