Achievement Addicts Anonymous

Welcome to Achievement Addicts Anonymous, Now with Hot Ads^^
AAA Is, Well simply Put, The best room on the list. This made it a haven and nesting ground for noobs over the years. However Recently AAA has been undergoing Major changes with several Active mods taking a role in the process, Overall It's a funloving room, where most people are kinda dumb. We also tend to get a little crazy and sometimes descend into Long dull RP sessions. See Story page for more details on that.

In recent months Theo1 has begun handing out Imaginary cookies to handicapped members of chat. This has culminated in the Unofficial AAA Hero cookie of the year awards. (see below.)

AAA Stories This link contains several Writings and musings of Various members of AAA, new and old. Enjoy.

Along with the new page comes a new phone message!

When you dial 1-800-111-7555(AAA-ROOM), this is the new message:

Press '1' to talk to an assistant.

Press '2' to speak with a sales rep.

Press '3' for a Guantanamo Bay prisoner.

Press '4' for Tom Bergeron(AFV host ftw).

Press '5' for a teachers' union. Press '6' for AAA.

Press '7' for fail.

Press '8' for hot russian women

Press '9' for hot russian men

Press 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816 for Continued Absences of Cognitive Brain Function

xXCalyXx: *Presses '3' 134 times*

Spartan_329: *Drools on phone and electricutes self*

Bhezjan: *Presses '10'*

KONsideritdone: *Mashes all buttons*

AAA Regulars:
(Please add names to this list as necessary)

001gamer

Aravona

Awsome1337

Bhezjan

Bolt

cam444

Chiefen

Clams

Deagie

DrBeast

EDGARHOUSE

elblazo

Formidonis

XxCalyxX

Galwyrd

XGogeta1233X

GuYoNfIr3

Kidcrane

Kittyness

KONsideritdone

Joy17

Lordkingpanda

LUCARI0

Onefoe

Pteage

Razmannn

reanx3451

rocker_dude12

rowpunk5

rukiarcx

sentenal01

sexymrhand

soccerbrian

Spartan_329

squishofdoom

Suiton

SUP10102

TheApocalypse

Theo1

TheRealEowyn

TipsyBoy22

Trebor1212

XATHORN

Add moar pl0x. In alphabetical order. In correct naming- no un/capitalizing. And yes, TALKING is needed to be a Regular.

AAA Legends:
These are the people that we all know and love, (Whoever posted that atrocious Justin Bieber song, we know you live in England, we'll find you and kill you. Slowly.)

kamisaibou - Kami is Kami. Nuff said. But in all seriousness, Kami is a large part of why AAA is what it is today. She was room owner before theo1, having Taken the title after Kesse, and one of the most well known names in the room, Created AAA idle, the official AAA idling game, Inspired theo1 to moderatorship, Brought in and awarded countless kamifeathers, And spread more Wove than anyone else. Now She's becoming a bit of a rare sight but is always welcomed warmly, and the awkward silence occuring when someone doesn't know her is still unmatched.

Galwyrd - The one who once tied Kami up in his basement, he and Kami are ♥'ers. Kami is quite... energetic towards Galwyrd, and used to say "I love you." after every sentence if directed towards Galwyrd. AFK's about as much as theo1.

skwerly - Another of the most well known regs, an ex-moderator who decided to give up his badge and return to the normality of regular chat. A good friend, and welcome chatter he often has something intelligent to add to a conversation (provided he understands it). The rooms most prominent furry supporter, he can often be found sharing some images and trying to convert people to the fandom. Being 52, skwerly is also probably one of, if not the Oldest member(s) of AAA, still sometimes active in the chat, having been here before Kami was a mod let alone Room owner and seen many things others have not. For the record, he is also a squirrel.

Suiton - The foremost Roleplayer in the room, nearly as well known as kamisaibou. Known for representing himself as a water elemental, going through great lengths to hide any information about his identity (and occasionally failing horribly). He's also been known to ramble off into lengthy discussions about everything from advanced mathmatics, physics, or chemistry, to some of the shadier AAA topics. However no matter the topic he remains jovial and lighthearted, bringing an air of enjoyment to the room and often bringing a dead or boring chat to life. By theo1.

Jono - Jono usually spends his time in AAA trolling but he is a legend; he has changed and is probably one of the only people to have more than 6 accounts since he started off in 2008 as xXJonoXx and is now known as The_Jono. The best prick ever. Or worst. Whichever. The_Jono was banned and became British_Jono, but was quickly banned xD(I was there). Used to hang out at Cafe Kong under a different name, he is back now, and he is Diametraphine and Stripper_Joust. Is evil -.-.

XxCalyxX - Seriously, because she has a legendary number of clones of her name, but none of them are made by her. I think it was like, what? 11? All made by other people, that's pretty hardcore. She is also copyright holder to ... amongst other various habits. Officially Quit Kongregate and AAA for the Umpteenth time on 11th September 2010. UPDATE: Back within 2 days. UPDATE : SHHHH I lasted as long as I could you see :( But that isn't very long ....

theo1 - Being the current AAA Room owner, he is always there when you need him, and still there when you don't. AFK's a lot, and, if asked nicely, I'm quite sure will dress up in a maid uniform. Theo Like to rule with an Iron fist of love, Quite the confusing method but he manages it. Being very strict about many things and quickly dealing with major disruptions to chat, he's still a very forgiving and sociable Mod, and tends to be easy going so long as things remain lighthearted. The only known wielder on the Banscythe, having disdain for such barbaric weapons as hammers, he is not a force to be reckoned with and when in the right mood is swift to exact justice on the deserving, unless it so happens to be an AAA reg, in which case he never does anything.

In Chat Quotes:
Please refrain from posting ridiculously large quotes here, if you feel the need to post a large one, save it elsewhere and attach a link.

Or add it to the stories page.

Bhezjan: Anonymous, I bet that your favorite line in the Barbie Girl Song is "Undress me anywhere ~ ♫"

Awsome1337:THE SAAAAAAND

rocker_dude12: i wish one of my quotes would go on the wiki

XxBagelxX: PENIS HAIR PUSSY HAIR!!!

StealthAlt50: Bagel your mum eats what?

XxBagelxX: PENIS HAIR PUSSY HAIR!!!

Diametraphine: Ah Jono, you handsome mo-

BananaBomb1: ther fucker.

Demonic_Hound: i got nazi zombies on my ipod :D

LUCARI0:Demonic...

LUCARI0: HOW THE **** DO YOU CONTROL IN AN IPOD?

Diametraphine: Luc, you turn it upside down to aim down the sights,

Diametraphine: The problem is

Diametraphine: Your gun is more accurate.

Diametraphine: But you can't see.

Diametraphine: You shake it to shoot.

Diametraphine: And drop it on the floor the reload.

Diametraphine: Stamp on it to bring up the pause menu.

Diametraphine: **** it to change brightness settings.

Diametraphine: Cum on it to turn it on.

Diametraphine: Wipe your arse with it to start a new game.

Demonic_Hound: hmmm i should try that *looks over to ipod*

Spartan_329: What do you call a hermaphrodite? He or she?

Diametraphine: It.

Diametraphine: You call it, it.

theo1: I Would Stab you.

theo1:Twice.

theo1: Not anywhere It would kill you though.

theo1: I'd just let you bleed for a bit, Then sew you back up.

theo1: And then stab you again.

SUP1010: Kinky :)

LUCARI0: Hello my lovelies.

rowpunk5: Hey LUCARIO

rowpunk5: LUCARI0*

LUCARI0: LUCARI0*

rowpunk5: NINJA'D!

LUCARI0: <---Got ninja'd.

LUCARI0: Twice.

rowpunk5: xD

Suiton:I can't see it. D=

Suiton:My A2Z.

Suiton:...

Suiton:-facepalm-

Suiton: That came out wrong.

Beatlemaniaman: necro want to be friends

NecroMortis: Depends beatle

NecroMortis: Got any money?

Mr_Jono: Best thing I heard all week.

Beatlemaniaman: no....

NecroMortis: Then no

MaddogWolf: OMFGMEHCATALMOSTRIPPEDTHESECONDMONITOROFFTEHDESKLOL!

kamisaibou: tell me it wasn't just me who saw 'condoms' in that non-space-thing initially XD

Tetsuno: it wasn't

kamisaibou: good XD

kamisaibou: "omg the cat almost stripped these condoms off the desk" ~.~

kamisaibou: Dude! You just completed the Working in Perfect Harmony achievement in Perfect Balance and won the Working in Perfect Harmony badge and 15 points!

pmp600: O_O

MaddogWolf: LOL KAMI!

pmp600: WTF KAMI!

kamisaibou: lol pmp600: O_O

Tetsuno: W00T KAMI!

AxelKross: WHAT IS THE RANDOM BOARD ON 4chan CALLED

GuYoNfIr3: ./b/

(note: three seconds after GuY's post [but wrong!]) AxelKross: ITS /b/!

AxelKross: YOU WIN GUY!

GuYoNfIr3: I AM T3H WIN

GuYoNfIr3: Id like to thank the academy

GuYoNfIr3: Id also like to thank chuck norris

GuYoNfIr3: I'd like to thank Vegeta, for telling me his power levels, Rick Astley, for never giving me up, letting me down, or running around, and Kami for stopping the trolls from raping us

sr388x: i wanna be on god

theo1: XD

theo1: Best sex ever?

sr388x: id go gay for god

sr388x: but only once

FallenAngel93: i leave for 2 minutes and you guys are acting like idiots

bloodbullet: This is AAA> of course we are acting like idiots ¬_¬

heracoll: *nukes the world while teleporting to evil spaceship*

ProfMustard: *puts spaceship on ebay and sells it*

TailsTheFox12: oh shoot...

TailsTheFox12: I just ran out of infinite money.

Dalil176: i am in the spec ops of specs ops

Dalil176: best of the best

The_Jono: The "special" Special ops?

Dalil176: ya

The_Jono: Oh, so you're a retard?

Dalil176:no

The_Jono: But you're in the special olympics of special ops.

Dalil: no

The_Jono: I think you are.

Dalil176: i am the best of the best spec ops there is

The_Jono: Do you walk up to the terrorists and gently lick their armpits?

someone: sup? kamisaibou: the ceiling!

Ganondorf: the ceiling is up? *looks up* who put that there?

Lycaonz: TWEETY

kamisaibou: tweety, it's your fault we have ceilings! D:

TheRealEowyn: zombiehs are eatings mah brains

LUCARI0: If they were vegetarian zombies, they would eat your GRAAAAAAIIIIIIINS.

The_Jono: Actually, I'm prince among members. Clams is now king among members. Norry is queen among members and I believe Caly is now princess.... Ha! Nerds!

LUCARI0: I'm the Royal Butler / Knight.

XxCalyxX: Jono me and you are more than prince/princess =P

XxCalyxX: Deagie= Jester

XxCalyxX: Jono me and you are gods

Ivo111: Let's get to the point.

Ivo111: I am a zombie. You are humans.

Ivo111: I should eat you. But i want experience.

BCLEGENDS: And I have a shotgun.

PotHed: lol

BCLEGENDS: So get to work, zombie.

Ivo111: So i am helping you to get experience?

PotHed: no u got 2 swords

BCLEGENDS: I also have a shotgun.

BCLEGENDS: I just haven;t equipped it yet.

PotHed: my fireball beats ur shotgun

PotHed: ^^

BCLEGENDS: Not if I have incendiary bullets!

Ivo111: My heat-seeking rocket launcher owns both of you.

BCLEGENDS: And an AA-12 combat shotgun firing them.

BCLEGENDS: Also, shotguns can blow up rockets.

PotHed: umm heat seekin will follow my fire ball not me xD

Ivo111: Yes, zombies CAN have heat-seeking missile launchers.

PotHed: lol

BCLEGENDS: Just as Blademasters can have AA-12 combat shotguns with incendiary bullets.

Ivo111: Why would you every think they couldn't?

sentenal01: 1: Click the guys name

sentenal01: 2: Click Mute

sentenal01: 3: ???

sentenal01: 4: Profit!

BCLEGENDS: 4. No profit.

sentenal01: Why?

BCLEGENDS: Alternate forms.

BCLEGENDS: That's why.

Noctine: I broke the news to Midget.

maramizo: What news?

Noctine: Caly is a shemale from Tailand

Noctine: She's luring him into a trap

BCLEGENDS: It is scientifically proven that 95% of furries are homosexual males. If you are one of the 5% that are not male, not a homosexual or both, come over here so I can shoot you. That way, I don't have to risk being anally raped first.

BCLEGENDS: ...

lunagangclan: WELL I HAS A CAKE!

BCLEGENDS: *long, drawn out, awkward silence*

lunagangclan: WHAT ABOUT THAT??? DO FURRIES HAVE CAKES?

BCLEGENDS: ...you aren't a furry, right?

lunagangclan: Nope.

lunagangclan: The cake was prove enough.

BCLEGENDS: K, then I won't have to shoot you.

lunagangclan: But I am a little rainbow princess =D

BCLEGENDS: Cool story, bro.

lunagangclan: A MALE cute little rainbow princess.

lunagangclan: =D

BCLEGENDS: Again, cool story, bro.

XxCalyxX: dia, is it ok if I say I think you will be a pedo when your older...

XxCalyxX: its just you seem like you might be

XxCalyxX: You know the one with all the pics of young guys...

XxCalyxX: Hmmm

Aravona: Perhaps he'll end up where my mum works.

BCLEGENDS: Or maybe he'll end up with you two.

XxCalyxX: Its not relevant to this but still


 * long pause occurs*

BCLEGENDS: A stunning play by me, as ever.

BCLEGENDS: Thank you, thank you.

XGogeta1233X: Sup is posting lots of pics of boobs.

Awsome1337: I'm GAY DO NOT WANT

EDGARHOUSE: *hugs awsome*

Awsome1337: -Hugs Edgar-

Awsome1337: -Hand goes a bit to low-

Awsome1337: -Slowly backs off edgar-

Awsome1337: -tackles him to bed and rips his shirt off-

Awsome1337: This is going to get really weird very fast.

Kittyness: Hey caly,you have xfire or something that can connect to it?

XxCalyxX: I haz fb and msn :P

Kittyness: I need a msn so I can connect to you and theos accounts XD

XxCalyxX: and erm ... Life?

Kittyness: WOAH

Kittyness: Someone with a life?!

XxCalyxX: I know :P

Kittyness: Your making AAA history!

XxCalyxX: It took a lot of hacking

The unofficial Imaginary Internet Hero Cookie of the Year Awards:
These were awards given to Various members of chat for outstanding achievements, Being awesome, Or because I felt like it.

Overall they are sort of a special Shout out to people I feel have contributed well to Kong and AAA in particular. -Theo1

2009 '''
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For most Intelligent Roleplayer: Suiton. For doing a damn good job RPing.

For most consecutively earned Hero Cookies: Sr388x Because he's like that.

For most Interesting person I've met this year: SexyMrHand. For his unique personality and general Intelligence. And being semi-Totally insane.

For Best conversationalist: TheOldCaptain. For His great stories about his Military tours and many long Pm chats. (Thanks for keeping chat alive)

For most Normal person AAA has ever seen as a regular: Aravona. I still don't get why she hangs out here.

And The winner of the AAA'er of the year Cookie: Suiton. This was the only award given to a vote; several of our more well known regs voted and Suiton was the majority winner.

(People, please do note, me, elblazo, being scribe of AAA, would fin it very mean if you were to edit this without my permission.if you were too, ohh, daddy's gonna hurt your hard tonight!)