Velocity

Velocity, following its acquisition by Iggyshark and the immigration of many regulars of The Lair, became the best room on Kongregate. With the combined awesome of two rooms, Velocity boasts lenient moderation and a higher proportion of intelligent members to mouth-breathers than regular rooms. Denizens of Velocity are known as Velociraptors.

Rules of Velocity
All rules are in addition to the conduct guidelines.


 * Rule #1 of Velocity: If you aren't going to be bothered to read what people say, don't bother to type.


 * Rule #2 of Velocity: Before you say something, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a comment which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?" If you say "No," don't say it.


 * Rule #2.5 of Velocity: The following guidelines are to be considered to determine if the comment is acceptable. Is it at least vaguely intellectual (this includes being presented in an intellectual manner)?  Do others care?  Do I care?  If I were someone else, would I ever care?  Is it funny/informative/interesting because I think so, or because others have said so previously?


 * Rule #3 of Velocity: Any question which you can easily answer yourself is a stupid question.


 * Rule #4 of Velocity: If you can't handle with someone disagreeing what you are about to say, don't say it.


 * Rule #5 of Velocity: When an admin or mod says something, listen. When a room regular corrects you, listen.  Respect those who've been there longer, and we might just respect you.

If you feel you can't follow these rules, or if you disagree with them, please go to another room. There are other rooms with different rules. You don't need to stay in Velocity.

Notable Velociraptors
Carados: Carados hates overly self-serving profiles and says if you want to learn about someone, meet them, instead of reading about them.

Iggyshark: Room owner and not knower of when to use "'s" or which their/there/they're to use. Ask me about my Goddess.

mkelican: Not much is known about mkelican, but a few information leaks lead the general populace to believe he is stationed in Maryland, and is a staunch follower of the teachings of Malaclypse the Younger. Beyond that, no further information is known. Befriend him, and perhaps you may learn more of his secrets...

serpentesque: Strange English creature, tends to speak in words Americans fail to understand. Also gives a lot of hugs.

Shazzeh: Shazzeh doesn't fit the criterion for inclusion in this section, but enjoys writing about emself regardless. E has accidentally originated many memes, none of which are funny. EDIT: Shazzeh is not funny is now a meme.

To be filled in later