General

General was the original room of Kongregate and has been around as long as Kong has. The Generalites are proud of this fact and are unwilling to change the name of the room for any reason. General is an English speaking chat room. The community is nice, helpful and appreciates anyone stopping by for a chat. General does not currently have any forums, blogs or any other sites dedicated to the community.

The Generalites
Everyone is welcome in General and we're really happy if someone wants to stay and talk. If you need help with a game or just want to talk about nonsense, then stop by the room. Most Generalites enjoy talking and having fun, as long as people are not deliberately trying to ruin their fun. There's a decent amount of grammar nazis too, so don't be surprised if someone tries to correct any misspellings or lack of grammar. The Generalites are usually in good spirit and the room is a friendly place to hang out. Although, they're not too fond of roleplayers(Except for Deatho, who we all love immensely There is no spoon or cake.), rape jokes or the term "That's gay".

The Regulars
General has a wide variety of regulars from many different timezones. The room tend to attract many new users due to its official sounding name and unfortunately regulars some times find new rooms to hang in or spend less time on Kongregate. The regulars of General changes quicker than most other chat rooms, yet there are some users who have stuck with it since the beginning. The users are also spread out over many different countries and timezones. Thus, the users you meet in General may vary greatly from visit to visit, depending on when you stop by the room. Attempts to list General regulars have in the past caused much animosity and there is a general consensus that listing regulars is impossible to do accurately, serves no purpose and only causes hostility in the chat room. Regulars include:
 * 0nly4Ever
 * 2ToxicCookies
 * Ajurr
 * BaconMaster93
 * BoxNinja
 * Dagabox
 * Deadsoul07
 * Deathcaster
 * Deatho You must starve within.
 * Faeh
 * felican
 * Goose23
 * Hackmaster75
 * hellraiser
 * Holy_Death
 * HolyPizzaMan (Also Inversecheesy and an uncountable amount of alts)
 * Ladyallred
 * Matzii
 * Otherworlder (formerly Airwerewolf)
 * Outcast_Gamer117
 * PlatypusMan
 * Pyrelord3
 * Slythernite
 * Sara_Lynnae
 * Sethorien
 * spelguru
 * Stonks
 * tacoes
 * The_Tao
 * TT07
 * Veed
 * Ziggy_Stardust

The Moderators
There are many moderators who stop by from time to time, but these are the mods who hang out in General on a regular basis. There are currently no official moderators of General.

Welder Moderator_icon.gif
Welder is the Norwegian viking mod of General. Badge addiction and massive sleep deprivation has caused him to reach level 65 on Kongregate, although some Generalites suspects that me might be an AI written by Annihilator. Some say only his spirit lingers now.

Former General Moderators
These are Moderators that have since left or lost their Moderator status.

Annihilator
Annihilator has been a moderator longer than any other of the mods that frequent General and has been the room owner since June 2011. He's been around a long time. He speaks French and is a great cook. Modship revoked when he allegedly "silenced without warning."

Blazinice
Blazinice is a long-time regular who joined the ranks of the moderators after three and a half years of loyal Kongregaming. Sometimes he has so much work to do he can't even drop in, but when he does have the time he'll turn on Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 and Kongregate all at once. Modship revoked due to inactivity.

pwntjoo
pwntjoo was the room owner from April 2009, when she took over the room from her brother ItsaMeeeeeMario, until June 2011 when she passed the torch to Anni. Modship revoked for inactivity. Inactivity due to unknown reasons.

HR_Tuff_N_Stuff
HR_Tuff_N_Stuff had his modship revoked due to inactivity. No one really knew him. Inactivity due to unknown reasons.

ItsaMeeeeeMario
ItsaMeeeeeMario was gone for quite a while, but he has returned recently! And although he's had his modship revoked due to inactivity, we're overjoyed to have him back with us!

invalid_user
invalid_user left General in 2009 in order to clean up Abyss (later renamed The Abyss), where she became the room owner. She has been seen visiting General occasionally.

Sharkzilla
Sharkzilla was a fun and well-liked mod, but he vanished from Kongregate without a trace in April 2009.

DoctorAutopsy
DoctorAutopsy has unfortunately found new stomping grounds. He is now the Room Owner of Velocity, but still visits General and keeps in touch with the Generalites. He is the musical maestro of the mods. He plays the piano and you can download some of his music on a site called Bandcamp.

Ashchaya
Ashchaya hails from Australia and has been a Generalite since 2007. He hung up his Moderator badge after he became the abuser of power.

rhinsmsi
rhinsmsi was General's mother, but does not visit us as much as she did when she was a moderator. She's been through a lot and we hope she's doing good out there in real life.

General RPG
The General RPG is a game that features many of the regulars and moderators from General. Several people from General have contributed or given suggestions about what to put in the game. Unfortunately, a lot of the work got accidently deleted and the game is currently in development hell. It is not believed that the game will ever see the light of day.

Memorable quotes

 * 0nly4Ever: Dude..I wish I could blow bubbles with kittens in them.
 * 0nly4Ever: I win because I have boobs and a vagina.
 * afrobash: You're a midget among dwarves
 * AlisonClaire: Kongregate does not endorse blowing up your neighbor's baby
 * Amber1713: I'm smarter than a chair-- until it needs red paint
 * apostlemurder: I wont swear for a week, I swear it ;)
 * Ashchaya: *singing "one is the loneliest number until the internet came ALONG!!!!111oneoneone"
 * Ashchaya: Is it Run Escape or Rune Scape? Run, escape, just go dammit, get to ze charper!!
 * Blazinice: Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
 * Blueberry_Tampon: And then, he vanished into thin bytes.
 * Blueberry_Tampon: Sir do you know how fast you were scrolling? I'm going to have to ask you to pull your mouse over.
 * BoxNinja: wabbit's pwetty good, you just gotta woast it pwopewy
 * Coolguy1020: Well isn't that just the cat's pajamas. I just got a badge
 * Crushingdarkness: the best type of gun is a gun with ammo
 * deadSoul07: i keep it in my bacon fridge, next to the bacon, in case I need a snack. (talking about his lasagne made solely of bacon)
 * deadSoul07: Oh my god. 3 mods 1 cup.
 * desuforeverlulz: Wow last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur laughing.
 * HolyPizzaMan: What's something that 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
 * Iceburg116: I want to be a Nurse Shark.
 * joenero13: Particle accelerators give me a hadron.
 * Koffin: I liek mudkipz. No, really.
 * Koffin: Well, General is either silent or a hurricane of either stupid or awesome. Sometimes a cyclone of both.
 * L5RSamurai: I am a Political Science major, which makes me an expert on EVERYTHING.
 * Matzii: I like my men like I like my whiskey. (Ashchaya: Served in a plastic cup?) Served in a plastic tub.
 * mygamer333: "i have a big penis badge" (impossible - 0 points)
 * Nuklear: Skalvage, please stop using words.
 * Otherworlder: I'm not arguing. I'm stating your fallacies and errors. Of which, there are many.
 * screamingstares: and I almost completely quote
 * stonks: man, lemon, did you, like, accidentally mix in a bible in with your salad or something?
 * SuitedThief: Ash found a way to get drunk on crack once, I think. :P
 * Techyworm: Wtf did i just walk into? O.O
 * The_Tao: OH LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
 * unattendedbag: Always practice safe eating when consuming porn. Use a condiment.
 * Welder: brb, nature calls. No, I don't mean that the trees are talking to me again.
 * Welder: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".
 * tacoes: General is like the /b/ of kong
 * PlatypusMan: Don't derp me, I'm not the pre-pubescent one here
 * Ajurr:   Google Translate doesn't have a Twelve-Year-Old to English setting.