The Warehouse

The Warehouse was once a modern building used by one of the largest corporate entities in the world. After an "incident" it was abandoned. And slowly, over time, it was filled by the underground users of Kongregate, those avoiding the attention of the law or those just needing to get away. You may enter freely, but don't expect to be welcomed.

Mutual Agreement of Behaviour (MAB)
We do not like rules. However, we do not like chaos either. We do, however, agree to follow the Kongregate conduct, as it helps us avoid aforementioned attention. Don't flood the chat and don't tell us the story of your sex life. We'll duct tape you to the ceiling if you do.

Room owner
LoonyLizard took over as room owner after Nordavind left for new adventures on Kong (as the mad Viking he is). LoonyLizard has since disappeared and foul play is suspected.

BobTheCoolGuy is the unofficial room owner.

After ErgoDyne left because she couldn't stand Berkoz anymore, Berkoz declared that he was in charge and that everyone should respect his "Authoritah." To date not a single person has done so.

ErgoDyne returned 3 days later and balance was restored. Berkoz's "Authoritah" remains unrespected.

Averyminya
averyminya is probably the loudest. If he has a problem with someone, he says it flat out. Cunning and mischevious, he (with some help) sends trolls on their way in tears. Applause should be held until after the performance.

Berkoz
Berkoz is a chaotic greek troll (as he reminds everyone every 5 minutes). He is the troll the Warehouse needs,but not the one it deserves.

Bishmume
Bishsume is the mortal form of the deer god. Sarcastic, spiteful and sardonic to a fault, he enjoys cross-confusing stupid people. Also, insults. Praising him 27 times a day is the only way, short of troll sacrifices, to keep his fluffy wrath at bay.

Bloodbasket
"Words. So many of them to collect. Knowledge. So much of it to learn.... Who's there? Bah, where did I put my AFK-cloak?" - Bloodbasket. Pagan ritualist. Don't mess with him. He only needs half of an insane reason to sacrifice you to his lord, Deer.

BobTheCoolGuy
BobTheCoolGuy is the Warehouse moderator. You'll find him there 90% of the time, kind of; the other 10% he'll probably be wandering around other dark alleys of Kongregate. He's a developer with several games and gadgets.

breach
breach is a sketchy guy from Croatia. He sold himself into slavery for a Big Mac and currently suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. He "mysteriously" obsesses about peaches.

Corrupt0
Corrupt0 is by no means a person who accepts bribes.

ErgoDyne
ErgoDyne is the longest active member of the Warehouse. Don't argue with her. She's tenacious. Her love for serial killers might have something to do with it. Or maybe it's because she has an unhealthy interest in bacteria and viruses. She's in charge of the Morgue and Laboratory.

Fatcatsven
Fatcatsven: Zoidberg incarnate. Have I mentioned he is a cat?

Inti186
Inti186 is in charge of cleaning the trebutchet. He is also a sophisticated douche.

LoonyLizard
LoonyLizard is the room owner, but he's never in The Warehouse. We often seek him for advice. He never turns down the opportunity to play a tower defense game over and over until the game surrenders and begs him to stop.

Lz_erk
Lz_erk is a huge nethack fan... and by fan, we mean obsessed to the core..

revan161
revan161 has a soul patch.

Slappytheclown
Slappytheclown is the world's first fully-functional homicidal chatroom regular.

ThatOtherGuy
ThatOtherGuy is very hard to describe.

Tirasdah
Tirasdah is a horrible mutant that likes dubstep.

Moderators
Nordavind was the previous owner of The Warehouse and while he's now roaming the site, he never drops by. (I do too! -Nord)

LoonyLizard was gifted The Warehouse once he achieved moderator status, but he's gone (into hiding?).

BobTheCoolGuy is the new moderator and unofficial owner of The Warehouse.

Fatcatsven is the newest moderator. He obtained this sacred duty after he climbed Mt.Order. There, he heard the secret of balance from the 9 Dictators of Order. He then swiftly disregarded their divine knowledge in favor of the " :<" emote.

Areas in The Warehouse
Know your way around The Warehouse:

Center
It's the exact center of The Warehouse. Here we Kongregate. And party.

Cold Storage
We have to keep our food somewhere. And the Yeti. Truth be told, there is not much food left in there after the Yeti came. We should rename it the Yeti Storage, but where would we keep our food then?

Foreman Office
Reserved for some of the hardcore regulars.

Front Entrance
It's locked and barricaded. No one gets in this way.

Loading Ramps (North)
We do not load and unload contraband here.

Loading Ramps (West)
By the loading ramps on the west side of The Warehouse is where we keep our trebuchet. Trolls captured roaming in The Warehouse are catapulted away from The Warehouse with this medieval instrument of warfare.

M&L Bar
The M&L (Morgue & Laboratory) Bar is in the southeast corner of The Warehouse, directly above the Morgue & Laboratory. Here, the reanimated corpses serve drinks. Be careful what you order.

Morgue & Laboratory (M&L)
Located in the basement, this room is not frequented by many visitors; most regulars know to keep out. ErgoDyne keeps a close eye on all inhabitants, dead or alive. Rumor has it that ErgoDyne has many top-secret projects taking place, possibly funded by foreign governments; you really don't want to know. ErgoDyne's partner, Bloodbasket, spends all of his time here reanimating the many corpses that come through The Warehouse. It really is best to just stay away... if you can help it. Tuesdays are Taco Nights.

Oversight platform
Far up under the ceiling, there is a large platform with a glass floor and view over the entire Warehouse and a great vista of the surrounding city.

Secret Hole In Wall
Can't tell you where this is; Sorry.

Sewer Entrance
The most sneaky inhabitants enter through here. It should not be used if you're unarmed, the sewers have some strange creatures. Some say it's rats and snakes affected by some virus and some blame ErgoDyne for the virus. That's also where Berkoz dumps the victims of his dramatic roleplays... also it explains why it smells like a putrid potato.

Sewer Lair
An enigmatic room in the sewers. The walls are covered with blood and pictures of religious and political leaders, as well as certain American and British landmarks, there are many notes near the pictures with rather sinister details. The floor is covered with KFC buckets and gyro sandwich wraps as well as what appears to be dried blood. The person who calls this place home is clearly insane.

Side Entrance
All newcomers enter this way. That's how we know they're newcomers. A pit trap on the inside of the door takes care of the natural selection (and feeds the pet shark).

The Roof
The only way up is by the rusty, halfway-broken fire escape ladder on the outside. A hatch lets you climb down into The Warehouse.