Cookie Kingdom

Cookie Kingdom is THE CK. That is all.

Cookie Kingdom: The House of Cookies All your cookie are belong to us!

Owner: IAmTheCandyman

Resident mods: Pereking, Rastiln, MrBoss, Fushinryu

Residents of Café Kong dispute Cookie Kingdom's rightful claim to be "The REAL CK" based on the Café being significantly older than the Cookie Kingdom. Café residents are rather adamant in their beliefs, and CK residents are reluctant to shatter those beliefs for fear of destroying their sanity.

The Secret Origins of the Cookie Kingdom!
Once upon a time, in a far off land, lived a tribe of cookies. Each cookie was a different flavor; chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, and so on. In the tribe of cookies, there were some cookies that were excluded because of their flavor, one of these excluded cookies was called Siltie, and his flavor was dirt. Siltie ran away from the tribe to find a place where all cookies could live with freedom. Siltie did not find this land of freedom and instead fell captive to a group of humans. The leader of these humans was named Pereking, and he wanted to build a new kingdom. Pereking was once a normal human from the place also known as The Van but branched off and created a far better and more successful legacy. Pere was looking for a name for his new kingdom when he suddenly saw his captive, Siltie. Pereking was intrigued by Siltie as cookies are his favorite of foods, so Pereking made Siltie his pet and named his kingdom the Cookie Kingdom. Soon after the creation of his new empire, Pereking was challenged by outsiders. A bunch of invaders from a place called Cafè Kong came and started a war! These outsiders were formidable opponents, but the war soon came to a delicious and pleasant truce. Pereking made a peace offering of cookies to Cafe Kong, who returned the gesture with free coffee, leading Cookie Kingdom united with Cafe Kong to become the dominant Super CK that it is today. The great leader of Cookie Kingdom, Pereking, handed down his title to IAmTheCandyman, and soon we made our empire supreme across Kong.

The End! Authors: IAmTheCandyman, ohmylanta, TheBetterGuy, Fushinryu

Thanks to everyone who contributed, and to all those who will contribute in the future!☺

Members of the House of Cookies
Our glorious leaders, who fight on bravely through thick and thin for the safety of their room and their people.

IAmTheCandyman  - The Candy-Based Overlord of Cookies, previously second-in-command of our great leader, Pereking, and now the leader of the House of Cookies. He was the second user to become a mod, and hence is the second member of the House of Cookies. Candyman (or Cman, as some call him) is a real friendly guy who loves nothing more than his friends, and is always willing to help those in need. Except trolls. He doesn't like trolls. Cman smash. If you need a hand, feel free to fire off a PM, he'll come in straight away if he sees it! Candyman also has many love alts, check his Kongregate profile to see many of them. Many of those are not his, so don't stalk TOO many of them!

Pereking  - The AFKing. Original owner of the Cookie Kingdom. Pray to the cookie gods that he will come back and save us from the trolls.

Rastiln  - I guess I'm a mod? I don't know when Boss stole the "meanie mod" title from me, but indeed he seems to have it. I'm pretty laid back. I don't respond to calls from anybody, except perhaps Isfan if she needs me to cover for her for a bit. There's a running debate about my gender. Somehow there are a bunch of pictures that all claim to be real pictures of Rastiln. Some are female and some are male. It's odd? Don't be a douche and I'll be a happy mod. I can say douche here, right? I've been around since before Boss was a mod. Heck, I've been around since before Rastiln was a mod. Also, I hold the Keys to the Cookie Kingdom. Pereking gave them to me once when he was sick.

MrBoss  - While MrBoss has been considered the "MeanieMod," he is actually one of the newest mods in the CK, and also the youngest. He started HeadCancerAids, an infectious disease that forces anybody that comes in contact with it, via profile viewing, to put it on their profile. He is also the founder of the Yuijiopean Empire, a place of strange beasts and stranger words. He's a good guy with a golden heart and he loves and protects his friends, like the mighty ckwolf.

Fushinryu - Far too lazy to write a description of himself. (He rocks-Rastiln)(A huge communist. Huge. To the point that he makes Stalin appear to be a capitalist. ILY MUCHO GRANDE. - NEL)

Members of the Representatives of CK movement
If you spend lots of time here in the best place on Kongregate, feel free to add yourself.

ohmylanta - The Cookie Kingdom's main assassin ( Mike, I will go ahead and let you be the assassin)main trollsniper, Brian enjoys drinking Dr. Pepper and eating trolls with Mike. He is also the main wiki contributor, besides Cman, and is the prime regular. He is Santa. Slight potty mouth. (Status: Regularly sighted)

Gex_Warrior - Who's this guy? (Status: MIA)

TheBetterGuy - I'M BETTER THAN YOU! *ego ego ego* (Status: Rare sightings)

Countenance  - The mini-me of NothingEverLost. A 15 year old genius that will pwn you with no warning - NothingEverLost While he can sometimes be an arrogant prick, he's usually an amazing person. He sort of came out of the blue one day and blinded us with awesomesauce, and basically was considered a regular immediately. - Rastiln

(I am now 15. Yes. 15. Don't go rambling on about my age. I know I'm not like any other stereotypical teenager that tlks liek dis. Please consider this before you rant about me. kthx. -Count)

ckwolf - The ck INSIDE of the CK. He's back!

EthrealChaos - President of the Cookie Kingdom... Bakery!

NothingEverLost - Hates your face. Also, hates the rest of you, including, but not limited to, your extended family. The Vicar of Vice, believes it is better to burn out than fade away. Drinks, smokes, and fights far too much for his own good. The ultimate lurker, and, while apparently not the Cookie Kingdom's main assassin, still the brawler of the chat. Kills trolls, then washes them down with beer or whiskey.

Casmin - The Kingdom's Master Chef and Alpha-est of Alpha Males. Also, he secretly pines for VA and is very jealous of Cman. (Status: Treasonous. Left the Kingdom to support Manic in their bid for superiority)

Vendeen - Needs to talk more and be less AFK. (Status: Rare sightings)

Livigal1 - (&gt;^_^)&gt;# I give you waffle? ™ The very definition of awesomesauce. (Status: Occasional sightings)

Lawlffles - The Waffle Copter (Status: MIA)

LovePassionPanda - Lovable, talkative Panda (Status: MIA)

Ratchy_Rox - This is Hannah. Hannah hates writing descriptions of herself, so Cman is doing it for her, until DrSpade stepped in and re-edited Candy's edit further, creating a vortex of editing that will eventually suck in the entire wiki. Besides that, Hannah is a very fun person; Likes vampires, (except for those 'glittery' ones, they're not natural), dislikes salad, and needs moar dressing, as apparently it is very scarce in Austrailia. The salad stuff, not the other. &gt;.&gt; Very friendly but sometimes shy, she can be great fun to hang out with in chat so long as there's not too much chaos, for it messes with her brain and causes her to hide in the corner. Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi!

lovemehateme4- Why don't I have a status? (Status: Tigon!)

Killjack- (Insert Description Here)

XxxxExxxX- Needs to talk less. (Status: MIA)

Tyekkonderoga- The Cookie Newb. (Status: Rare sightings)

FloofyDraggin- I like the word floofy. You win! (Status: Very Rare sightings)

goldenbullet - Welcomes you to the word "annoying", is also the primary "Grammar Nazi" and will answer most questions that is given. GB tries to take care of the non-regulars. Looking for "The Key" and anyone who knows about Project Tagboard. (Status: Unknown)

hbic - That one chick...oh yeah, her name is Shelby! (She talks a bit too much.)

1011872 - One of the oldest of oldfags, 1011872 is also part of the few group of people who remember the golden age of CK. After leaving for what seemed to be forever in early 2008, he then complemented CK with rare sightings until it was reported that some time in September of 2009, he made a return and has since visited almost every day. He is becoming an integral part of CK once again. 1011872 gets a longer description than everyone else, because he is possibly the most important part of CK. He has been seen as loved, hated, and feared. He mostly goes by 101 or Numbers. He turns 14 on December 5th, 2009. He is the best.

Dr.Spade - Hangs out, pokes random chatters, and occasionally goes Hulk into a horrifyingly huge troll. Likes to use ^_^ as a smilie, and is rapidly becoming the chat psychologist and part-time voice of sanity. Beware the kink!

rpresser - Currently vying for the oldest (in chronological age, not in how long he's been here) regular attender of Cookie Kingdom. Often regarded as a creeper by younger CK members. Known to be bald, married, childless and possibly nonhuman.

Jeddy_ - The Game.

DarkDragonVA - Former mod of the Cookie Kingdom, was demodded for "harrassing", the clarity of the issue is up for debate. Passionate lover and hater both to the users in the Cookie Kingdom, and any traitor who wanders in from afar. Fierce lover and fighter, no longer caring for the rules of society, living for me and mine, hating humanity and all the hyporites who populate this disastrous world. If you have girl problems, most of the users come to me, you're also more than welcome to. On that note, I c what u did thar.

CK Member of the Month (January, 2010)
Casmin - The Kingdom's Master Chef and Alpha-est of Alpha Males. Also, he secretly pines for VA and is very jealous of Cman. (Status: Treasonous. Left the Kingdom to support Manic in their bid for superiority)

CONGRATS, Casmin! -ohmylanta 

Awards:

Fushinryu- July 2009

Countenance- August 2009

NothingEverLost- September 2009

lovemehateme4- October 2009

ckwolf- November 2009

IAmTheCandyman- December 2009

Casmin- January 2010

Cookie Kingdom Hierarchy
IAmTheCandyman - The Cookie King, Your Candy-Based Overlord

Rastiln - The Advisor

Pereking - The Retired AFKing

Fushinryu - Cookie Wizard

Livigal1 - Overlord Livee ''' '''

NothingEverLost - Executioner

Countenance - Court Jester/Satan

ohmylanta - General of the Army

Alliance/Rivalry List
Alliances - Feel free to add. Any room that agrees that we are friendlies may go on this list.

Prinny Land

Manic

Mythica (formerly Adventure Club)

Remnants of Disputed Galaxy/All Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy rooms

The Hall of Odin

Dinosaur Hunters

Feed the Ducks

Friendly Rivalries - Any room allied with Cafe Kong or any other room that we compete with may be placed here. However, for this list, please explain what generated the rivalry.

Cafe Kong- The only other CK room out there. Though we stand united today, a little good-natured ribbing is always fun.

Cookies Cafe - Wishes it was the love child of Cafe Kong and Cookie Kingdom, but shall never be a part of the greatness that is CK.

Lantea- Allied with Cafe Kong.

Warning: Do not troll, spam, flood, swear at, be racist in, or otherwise disrupt the peace of other rooms. Such activities may lead to IAmTheCandyman's banhammer fusing into union with your face. Forcefully.

Notice: Recently, there have been trolls who claim to be from a certain chatroom, like Cafe Kong, and like to spam up our room. These trolls are most likely from our chatroom, and just try to cause commotion, and under any circumstances it is NOT a valid excuse to spam the room where the troll claims to be from. Also, individuals do not EVER represent a whole room, so don't judge a room by a single user, especially one who most likely isn't from there.

CK Campaign 2009/2010- Database!
Campaign 1: Troll Pwning (Started October 17, 2009, Ended November 13,2009[Campaign time: 27 days, 1 hour, 36 minutes]) Progress: Complete

-October 17, 2009;7:55 PM EDT: As the trolling starts up again, the representatives of Cookie Kingdom proposed an act to the House of Cookies called "Project 1337". This act states that there is less and less warnings for trolls, hoping to reduce the amount of trolling in the Cookie Kingdom. This act was passed, and takes effect immediately.

-October 19, 2009;7:07 PM EDT: The trolling does not stop, rather it gets more juvenile and annoying. More actions need to be made.

-October 22, 2009;8:00 PM EDT: The first super-troll of the campaign appears! This one goes by the name "Hydraulic". Sakuya,a common mod around CK, managed to silence him, however not before he devastated the kingdom a bit. The Representatives have concluded that all mods gear up and get ready for constant combat.

-November 1,2009;5:36 PM EDT: Trolls have been at an low time low due to multiple Pereking appearences.

-November 4,2009;6:12 PM EDT: The trolls realize that Pereking is always afk, and make more appearances. Most trolls focus on calling others "gay" and "losers".

-November 11, 2009; 5:11 PM EDT: Trolling within the Cookie Kingdom has reduced dramatically. There are a few immature little brats still coming, but overall the situation is getting better.

-November 13, 2009; 9:31 PM EDT: With the help of our loyal moderators and regulars, the main troll stream has finally been set off CK. It seems the trolling era has ceased for a bit, but mods are still wary. We expect more conflict in the future, but for now, Missions Complete.

Campaign 2: Countenance (Unconfirmed date)

-November 14, 1:00 AM EDT: Countenance leaves the CK for Greed.

-November 25, 5:37 PM EDT: Countenance returns to the CK.