Café Kong

Café Kong is one of the older and more lively chats on the Kongregate web site.

Creation
Valkyrie was the first owner of Café Kong. She made the room herself. A creation date is soon to come. As it turns out, Café Kong is the birthplace of the mods of Kongregate.

Moderators
Valkyrie was the first appointed Moderator of the room. She joined Kongregate it's early early Beta phase in 2006. Her account was deleted, and she remade her account again in February of 2007. Valkyrie has also modded in The Van, then the Barrens and then Café Kong. An interview with Valkyrie can be viewed here

Val's cousin, meisme, can be found in the Ant Hill though.

Venzael has now since become the main room Moderator.

^This guy is Aussie

Darxzero

^This guy was the (now third) last new mod in town

Denvish

^This guy is Welsh

Jonno_Gradian

^Jonno has as of the 18th of January 2009 entered the mod scene in the fight against the greasy Trolls (if anyone sees the reference, you are forever branded a wrinkly). He and his Deputy, Teh Three Eyed Monstah ^^^ pledge to be awesome forever more. Was our newest mod, Ven's padawan.

MikeChilds

^This guy is cool

Sakuya

^This chick is cool

Takamatsu

^This guy is shirtless

TheCrom

^This guy likes sports

DingoEatingFuzz

^This guy is a night-time mod

CorellonL

^This is now the newest mod of CK

Visiting Mods:

MrSpontaneous

^This guy is Spontaneous

QueentakesRook

^Just epic

Atmosphere
Café Kongs users are a tight knit group who welcome all. The main goal of Café Kong is to provide a fun and safe environment for all ages on Kongregate 13 and up.

What Makes Café Kong So Great
Well, the atmosphere for one thing, and the users, but Val put it the best one time when she said: "My belief is "It takes good people to bring out the goodness in you". So Café Kong if the best place on Kongregate because it has the best people." Also our cookies, our coffee, our booze.

Newbie Welcoming message
This is a special message thought up by mono for all new members to Café Kong.

"Welcome to Café Kong. The paradise where the weather's good, the cookies hot, and the cake a lie. :D"

Where as TheCrom believes the welcome message should be "Do you folks like coffee?"

Room Regulars
Below is a list of Café Kong members who have either engaged in chat enough to be known by others, or frequent the room often enough to be noticed.

Stefan88 aka "Oldie but goodie" or Stefan or Stalker

Stefan is one of our first regulars. Stalked Valkyrie from the Barrens to the Café, now stalks Sakuya. His persistent stalking makes it difficult to believe he actually had been a moderator for the Café.

Has developed a taste for making under age users whisper their age to a moderator. RIP batrobin (courtesy of Everlovely) and spongeyfox (by means of MrSpontaneous)

theSeraph aka Seraph

Seraph is the loving husband to littlegoth (below) and he's the Café's resident Angel. Seraph is snarky, sometimes crass, and sometimes rude a gentleman; despite all that he's well liked. He knows a good bit about most things, and if he doesn't know it he can usually find out. He has written a few books, and one has been published. theSeraph is a Reference Librarian by trade.

littlegoth aka lg or desi

However, calling her desi if she has *NOT* talked to you before is probably not a good way to get positive attention.

She's the Café's non-goth who's constantly being accused as one because of her name; theSeraph gave her that nickname years ago when they met. littlegoth is married to theSeraph in real life and they have two children together. She is generally easy going and will interject random comments that make no sense into conversation or will type what her cat "Bu" or one of her children had said. littlegoth is a Cosmetologist by trade and is sometimes able to help with questions.

VQuesadilla aka Stickbutt, or VDuck, or VQ

VQuesadilla is Café Kong's resident musician. Fiancée of Feiniel. Is a girl, a chick, a person of the female persuasion and doesn't like to be called otherwise. She doesn't mute, but does feeds the trolls [naughty naughty!] She can't spell, and she doesn't care. She doesn't friend people unless it's for a good reason, and that reason is up to her. She is almost constantly on Platform Racing 2 and can usually be found in the Derron server. Her all time favorite game is CTR [Crash Team Racing] it was for the regular Playstation [may god rest its soul]. She is assured that she can even beat the creators of that game... and she still plays it all the time. :] She will be a music teacher when she completes college, and will kick your butt with 32nd notes. See the Queso, Taste the Queso.

CorellonL aka Cor, Core, Corel, Corellon, or O Captain My Captain aka DuckellonL

Core is a regular of the Café who has been around for nearly a year, but not as long as Mike or Crom. He's quick to correct anyone's grammar, and enjoys the worst of puns. He's currently a sophomore high schooler (and his humor is as sophomoric as his grade.)

Akasharoo aka Aka aka Sharoo aka Duckasharoo aka Goddess of Kong/everything else

A goth, aspiring novelist of the Café. Really young, but apparently nice to talk to. Will not take any crap from anyone. Rapid mood changes add to stress levels, talks but really only if provoked or wants to chat with friends. Is a Vampire Goddess according to the person named after.

Feiniel aka Fein(Phen) aka Stickbutt's Toy aka Mutton Chops

Really, Fein is intellectual at heart, right? Ignor his typos, seriously. Fiancé to Vquesadilla. Wait, are we suppose to be talking in 3rd person? PHAIL! I usually follow VQ around and own her in multi-player games! Sue loves the ham, The ham is loved by Sue. They got a divorce, Sue now loves turkey. Turkey kills Sue, Sue's now dead!-The end.

monodemono aka mono aka god aka King of Kong! aka SUPERADMIN aka Stickbutt aka duckdeduck

I'm god, you all love me (Except Kevah), I hate you all. Any questions?

- An interweb stalker. Will stalk your interwebs and steal all of themz. (Love Core [added by mono])

Bekah117 aka Bek aka Bex aka Duckah117

Word puns, Kevah, and good grammar; Once. Twice. Three times a lady.

Kevah aka Kev or Kebab aka Kevvy aka DucKevah

Ball and chained to Bekah, if he likes it or not. Hairy, cynical and the CK creater of annual Facial Hair February. Nicknamed Kebab after Mike epic-typod his name. ArchNemesis : CorellonL. Husband : theSeraph.

snooperassassin aka snooper aka snoopera aka duckassassin

snooper doesn't like to talk about himself much. He's a fun guy, and can tease with the best of them. Not much else can be said about him.

sexy_scoreceress aka duck_scoreceress

Some old lady.

Ether_Shadow aka Ether aka Duck_Shadow

Has seen a whole lot of internet. Was in the Café back back before the gang was hit by a mod-bomb and sent to the far edges of the site.

Can be roused from hibernation with zombies, science, war or mild philosophy.

indiecindie aka indie aka cindie aka Veronica

Writer, singer, actress. Funny and energetic, definitely annoying to most. In love with music and writing. Dreams to go to college in Canada for film making/film writing/creative writing. Doesn't care about a lot of things and tends to get along well with everyone. She gives respect where respect is due. Pretty much always in the Café kicked back with a large coffee.

Absence aka Abs aka Ducksence

Probably the coolest and sexiest member of CK :D More of a Sexy Beast then Core(the grammar nazi) The ladies of CK faint when they see that Absence is on. People usually make lame puns with my name... like Absence isn't here.. hes Absent! or telling me I should make an alt called Presence... I am soooo loved :D

Josh_Amsterdam aka Josh aka JA

Alleged serial killer, fled to Amsterdam. Has never had any freaky love affairs with Sakuya, MikeChilds, DarxZero, Denvish, Corellon and Monodemono.. as far as they remember...

Loki_420 aka Loki or Drunki aka Ducki_420

Loki is the rooms self proclaimed OCD badgewhore, local drunk and "Art" aficionado who also looks like the character "Hurley" from the TV show Lost. He works as a computer lab technician for a university and as such has more free time than any human should. Currently majoring in psychology and sociology. Has been known to *nom* on people randomly.

Hayato_Sakashi aka Hayato or Saki or Queen of CK

Hayato is a newer regular to Café, and enjoys visiting it daily. She is a junior in college in North Dakota, and despite the state she is in, hates the cold. Generally in a good mood, she is very active in the real world, as well as online. She is also a very big dog/animal lover and helps run her families canine rescue. Her goal is to be able to set up her own computer repair store after graduating. Also, she loves to eat Taco Bell. As of Feb 8th, was deemed Queen of CK

Jonno_Gradian aka Jonno, Gradian, JG, Teh Three Eyed Monstah aka Duck_Gradian

Jonno was Inducted into the land of Kong in 2007, and was quick to recommend membership to Venzael and Hoodlum4Hire. He and his faithful pet Teh Three Eyed Monstah first blazed into the Kong scene joining Scribbles to critical acclaim. Then a year or so later he left, leaving legions of screaming fangirls behind to grab a nice hot Moccha down at Café Kong where he lives a peaceful life in a replica of the Seychelles he has built in the corner. Teh Three Eyed Monstah salutes you.

War_Wrecker aka WW, War, Wrecker, you ******* *******! aka Duck_Wrecker

War saw Sonny on kongregate, and then he saw the achievements. War joined, beat sonny, and has never left Café Kong Since. Except for that one time on Christmas day, where he made all of the chatrooms. Lose the game.

zelda_lover aka zelda aka zelda_duck

zelda_lover is one of Café Kong's older members. Older by time on Kong, not by age, but that'll remain undisclosed. zelda is a GUY, the name is only in reference to the Legend of Zelda video game series. But he got tired of zelda games and moved on to 360.

Threecagehit aka Cage, 3, tch, Threeduckhit

An Oldtimer, frequently reminiscing of the days of Val, Threecagehit took some time off from the chat during a bout of Portal/Counter Strike related Kong-withdrawal, but is now back with a vengeance! A strict rule follower, he dreams of being a mod one day, but don't tell the mods this!

ontopdontstop aka ontop aka otds aka onduckdontstop

ontop is an awesome guy. He's simple, doesn't say much, but is a loyal CKer. In his own words: Meh.

SirMarth01 aka Sir aka Marth aka SirMarth

Whenever he comes up with something interesting enough to actually fill this spot, he'll let you know.

discoalienpro aka dap aka disco

He joined Kongregate on January 17, 2008, was immediately placed in the Café, and never left since. Except that one time, but that doesn't count because he was logged out and on a different computer. He has slightly violent tendencies towards people who spell crappy on purpose, like "u" and "r" and "4" instead of "you," "are," and "for," respectively. He is extremely eccentric, and often serious about many insane things he says he's going to do.

Ocarinaman aka Oca or Ocarina

Been here for a long time and has gotten banned before, but really he's a pretty cool guy.

Spjutulf aka Spj

Wandered around the game desert when suddenly a Café apperead out of no where. Originally went in for a cup of coffee, but after several cups he is still there.

kev88 aka eh......kev

A relative stranger but slowly making up for lost time... A major thorn in the side of Kevah due to name similarities.... I think it hurts his head as much as it hurts mine.

TheLightOfSpeed aka TLOS

._.

narcolepticsloth  aka Narc or sloth

A relatively new regular on Café Kong. Discovered le Café Kong when he was surfing teh interwebz at his college trying to find a decent gaming website, until he literally stumbled onto kongregate. Claims he's a cool guy but has serious doubts about this. Loves to jam on his bass and create music. A novice film maker, currently working on a live action YHTBTR, because Hayato_Sakashi demanded it. He loves to discuss music, obscure movies, and anything under the sun. Play nice and he will be your best friend, but the minute that you start insulting people in CK or generally cause hatred, he will be there. He won't really know what to do once he's there but its the thought that counts. Fun fact: accidentally muted littlegoth back in December and hasn't realized it yet. monodemono will be there when he finally realizes this.

User Reviews and Comments
ProfessorChaos: This was the first room I joined on Kongregate. Everyone was really friendly and Val made it a great place to stay. I only moved after a friend became a mod and invited me to The Bomb Shelter.

hiddenninja:I wasn't originally here,but when I got here I talked to people,was sociable and made friends.In short,I became a regular within a week or so.If you're wondering where I was originally,it was Difference Engine.In my time there,I made friends with the first mod I ever saw(Genx)and afterwards I think I got put in CK by auto room enter.Heh.Anyways,!CK!4L!And also...!DE!4L!I occasionally go to Roleplaying #1,DE and Sanctuary if you're looking for me and I'm not in CK,otherwise it's auto room enter.

Xidphel: Well, I don't visit much but when I do, that's where I go unless Multiplayer chat leads me elsewhere or when I search for a mod. The people here are nice and the spammers and Troll, although rare and spontaneous, are easy to shoot down. Also, I AM NOT A MOD AND DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS TO BE ONE!

monodemono: Café Kong is the best, it's better than all other room, and it just rocks in all ways.

Memorable Events
That time, with the thing, and the... yeah.....

Tuesday 10th February, 2009

Monodemono is, in the presence of Venzael, declared Drama Drag Queen of the Café. Mono accepts his new title with the appropriate gestures.

Monday 9th February, 2009

Stefan88 convinces 11 year old to whisper his age to moderator Everlovely, claiming it is the way to chatnuke. Transcript here.

Saturday 7th February, 2009

World War Kong begins! Another CK exists and is not being polite about it. MikeChilds acts as General.

Friday 30th January, 2009

8998DAMAGEKNIGHT enters the room... an epic conversation ensues, including the plot of a new best-seller, terrorism, pirate midget ninja wizards, and a healthy dose of witch-hunting...

Wednesday 28th January, 2009

A user named kaylia56 came into the Cafe looking for someone to flirt with, so Core (on his alt) and Kev and Bekah all tried seducing her, and then revealed that everything she had come to learn in the past hour and a half was a lie.

Friday 16th January, 2009

Core released his sexual predator and begged for alleged nekkid photos of Bekah (Thanks go to MikeChilds, Shellshock1_2 and Kevah for making it all possible). Core failed. Epicly.

Monday 12th January, 2009 12:59pm Kong time (Pacific time, -8GMT). Giving rise to the saying, "Where were YOU when TheCoolDude got perma'd?"

thecooldude was permabanned thanks to Darxzero.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Mike does one of the most epic rickrolls ever on DeFeo222. For full story click here.

22:03, 11 January 2009

MikeChilds started the Café Kong wiki entry with: OMG HAI USERS This is Café Kong. We have more mods per user than those guys. But only during GMT day-time. Come visit us YAH

Friday, April 11, 2008

Mod Appreciation Week

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Val hands the torch to Ven

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The infamous trial of a certain user trying to pass the troll torch on to his poor little brother. For the full court transcript click here.

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