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The Lounge's Story
The Chill Lounge is one of the few places that usually lives up to its name. In the early days of the Chill Lounge, trolls were rampant and waged spam wars and flame battles often. These struggles of epic failure were constant until the arrival of three outstanding individuals. SaberTompson, Lhjnhnas and Vegadev were the first of the Regulars to restore order to the Chill. They kept order despite the lack of a moderator.

Times were rougher back then and the commentary was often crass and belligerent. After defeating the trolls, and forcing them out into the wilds of Kong, Saber was pronounced Queen of the Lounge, and Lhjnhnas her Princess. Vegadev was still the enforcer and has remained vigilant.

Aside from the two regulars who made the Chill Lounge into a haven of order and reason, Several others took interest. Wilkins, a moderator without a room, often chilled there during his time online.

This time was peaceful and enjoyable, but such things were not meant to last. The older regulars were departing, logging on less and less. Only Vegadev, Lhj and a few others remained constant in their commitment (read: addiction) to kong. Saber had begun to log on less as well.

Without Saber, Vegadev had to restore order. Although he had a style which was less amicable than Saber's friendly nature, he nonetheless kept it under control. Fortunately when things looked the bleakest and Vega was tired of smiting trollkin. Wilkins decided to become the moderator of the lounge. In Vega's mind no other mod is more chill than Wilkins.

After some time Wilkins and Vega worked together and the lounge knew peace once more. Despite occasional trolling infiltrators, the Chill Lounge lives up to its name.

One day, a gift was bestowed upon the lounge. But this was to remain a mystery until it is further revealed. And all was good in the chill lounge.

This gift was later revealed to be the modship of the Chills sternest regulars, Vegadev, JesterX and Josten. Wilkins later became the room owner.

Canby and the Denizens
The Chill Lounge features its own band; Come to Kinsa's restaurant at 171 Chill Lounge Blvd. Great food, great service, and on occasion, an appearance from the Chill Lounge Band! Managed by Vegadev (M) and featuring:
 * sportsjefe: Lead Singer
 * Vegadev: Backup Singer/Facilitator
 * CommanderClark: Backup Singer
 * Lhjhnnas: Drummer/Songwriter
 * Noahark: Trumpet
 * Vanhaveir: Lead Guitar (Rock)
 * wildvine188: Kazoo, Flute
 * Sgtpepper834: Trombone
 * L_o_u_i_s: Lead Guitar (Jazz)
 * nich007: Saxophone
 * Dtheman: Didgeridoo
 * MikeyBoy: Assistant songwriter
 * Dejarie: Lights man
 * bigc87: Security
 * Omblugato: Bass
 * atom_storm: Triangle/Glockenspiel
 * Jesse7797: Make-up Artist
 * And featuring... JesterX as JesterX.

Still taking openings! Come to Chill Lounge to apply!

Chill Lounge Denizens
In the process of being edited. This list is far from finalized. Many names need to be added.

Queen's Compassion: Can defuse any situation before it becomes a problem.
 * SaberTompson: This woman was the bedrock of Chill. She and Lhj are good friends.

Confusion: InfestFirman causes confusion in trolls, do to his name being misread.
 * InfestFirman: Frequently known as IncestFiremen due to a misread by a few reg’s. Whatever you do,don’t talk to him about pants.

DJ: Can mix music like a pro, and provide dance parties.
 * Ciferfr: All around frenchcanadian perv, and Saber's "dj", this reg vanished one day while Saber was on a trip. Coincidence? We'll never know.

Fanatic Loyalty: Can Initiate 'Anti-Troll' warfare as well as command the regs to war.
 * Lhjnhnas: Queen of Chill Lounge (acting). Princess of Whispers. Mistress of Lies. Riddle Queen of Chill. Gun Zealot. Known to most as Lhj, and a few as Laurry, (due to the hard to spell name), this Australian Lounger has lived in Chill Lounge for what seems like eternity. She has watched people come and go, and is currently JesterX's Sekret Lesbunum Luver.

Stalker: Can lurk in complete silence, and assasinate a troll before they become aware.
 * jjffjhjf: A long time member of the lounge, and a long time lurker as well. jj only seems to come out of hiding when Saber enters the room, and it often called out as being her stalker..

Lurky: + 10 to Lurk.
 * annethecat: The lurkiest of the regs, anne has been in the lounge for quite some awhile, and has probably spoken a total of 10 times. Always silent, always watching, she is a bit of a celebrity since her name looms at the top of the room.


 * quietpanther: The male version of annethecat basically. Everything read there, applies here.

Rock Security: Can not be disturbed by trolls, or earthquakes.
 * AngryLobster: Also known as Saber's favorite, because everyone wanted boiled lobster. Saber protected him. Entitled to as many cookies as he wants, Lobster lives under a rock in Saber's corner. The rock has been totally tripped out to have an amazing security system, and a huge dance room and pool hall. Lobster hasn't been seen in a while, and it's presumed that he's just hiding under his rock.


 * BoyKingGeorge10:


 * Tritus:

Impassioned Rage: Burns with the flames of anger. When combined with Vega, the ultimate anti-troll weapon is formed.
 * hvacrfred: The second "chill lounge bouncer".

Ice Killer: Never loses his cool, even when up to his armpits in troll blood.
 * Vegadev 'Moderator icon.gif: Also known as Veg, Vega, Veggie(s), and Vegadevastation. He has spent many hours moderating the Chill Lounge, which is much more difficult than most regulars care to admit. He has stood by the chill lounge and diffused many troll invasions, including Anon, the cal/skittles incidents, and the latest round of drama. Regardless of what anyone says, he has done much to keep the lounge safe and enjoyable. He originally attracted many of the new regulars to the Chill Lounge. He is currently on an extended break, will return, and will not be forgotten. The lounge is not the same without Vega.


 * Demon_warlord:


 * Ninja_of_Steel:

Linguist: Can anti-troll in many languages with his infallible luinguistico espanol.
 * Elchubb: A friendly Aussie Lounger and expert dingo hunter. Mainly lurks and well, he's just this guy, y'know?

Ninja: Can get to places he doesn't belong. +2 Strength when someone mentions the word couch. Graveyard Keeper: Makes the tombstones and digs the graves of trolls. +4 intelect when making tombstone.
 * Dejarie: Self described Yemenhabojian (Whatever that means). Prefers to start conversations with a conveniantly placed youtube video (like a video of crickets chirping when the lounge is quiet or a rickroll when the trolls are abound.)


 * haseofterror


 * Kaigon


 * Chronas:

Proud: Will never back down. Eagle Eyed: Can see through disguises and tell which account is a mimic or a troll.
 * Beastial_Pride Developer icon.gif: Never the most talkative of fella's BP is none the less a chill reg, through and through.
 * Oobla: A chill lounge reg who is addicted to being a badge whore. Finished the great alt war during the late hours of the 7th and 8th of June.

PROVE IT!: +5 to trolling technique and +5 to inciting flame wars. Scion of the Gods: +3 to keeping Kaistyle2 and other Orcs in good standing with the Kong Mods and Administration
 * AnonymousKnight: 19 year old University-going Orc Shaman that seems to enjoy making supposed 'G.I.R.L.S.' prove they are indeed 'Guys In Real Life.'

Queen's Confidant: As a confidant of the queen, has special powers.
 * NovemberLeTango: A 23yearold professional who occasionally rebuts troll antics with inane logic, and can't help correcting their spelling. She's on at work, but is always available to chime in with a comment. Very similar to Lhjnhnas. They get along well.

ZOOK!: Can blow up trolls.
 * Merawder: Hardly ever talks, but when he does, it's normally "I spawned a Zook!" Addicted to MaB2 but very funny when not playing and actually talking.

Legendary: Has achieved Legendary Status +100hp, 50AC, extra 6d6 damage, +5 to hit.
 * Sportsjefe: A calm chill kinda guy, who first thought up the idea of the official Chill Lounge game, Guess The Song(without cheating). SJ is the rock of Chill Lounge, and the provider of the awesome music. All hail!

Mercantile: Creates 10 gold per day due to sales of DinoBeer.
 * Dinoale: Our resident Mexican lesbian, a terrible person who is the bastard child of the mother of the Chill Lounge. Co-instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp. She enjoys sitting on small children and laughing as they cry helplessly, while also beheading puppies.

Thievery: Steals PB from your pantry in order to sell for credits
 * L_o_u_i_s Developer icon.gif: A lovable rogue, who is 13, 42 or 86 years of age, depending who you ask. He is mature, and can often be seen trying to stem the flow of trolls that get in through the frayed seams of the Lounge. Often seen flinging pewp at Dinoale, and often seen ducking for cover with the return fire, this chill resident was also an instigator of the great Pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Zombie: Trolls can not kill him.
 * ZombiBubonik Developer icon.gif: One of the five Australian regulars, not very talkative, but when he does talk, he is intellectual and hilarious. What more can we say.

Blacksmith: Forges the weapons used against trolls.
 * Evilson08/Noahark: Under distress in Ant Hill, he moved to the CL after 2 days of kongregate membership. He usually tries to chill the lounge when mods aren't there.

Hand of God: Once thought to be only a legend, Kaistyle2 now possesses the Hand of God, allowing him to destroy small villages with his pinky. This weapon is invaluable against trolls, leaving Kai to be Satan. (corrected by Bunnylover15)
 * Kaistyle2: He's actually Satan.

Innocence: +50% chance to be wrongfully accused by a mod.
 * Vanhavier: Always wearing purple suspenders, this user is always trying to take your guitar, or is hiding in your closet. You can always have a decent conversation with van.

Troll Whisperer: Can convince trolls to do anything.
 * Serran_: The only one who is allowed to call Noah, Noa. She is careless speller, but a very chill and nice person. Currently she is taming the chained up trolls.

Neutral: Does not pick sides, +100 to charisma.
 * Zarkate: The cat girl of the Lounge, Kate is kind and friendly to all.

Agreeable: No one hates Gigg. No one. +10 to Speechcraft
 * giggity95: Gigg is just awesome. Seriously


 * endofdays:

known in the Lounge as the Untouchables, have a theory about Calvin. Stay tuned. Suspicious: What could be going on with Calv? +50 to sneak.
 * xXxcalvinxXx: One of the older of the Experienced regs, calvin is a funny and often witty guy. The Eldest regs,


 * toppkr:

Room Owner: Due to Owner status, his word is god.
 * Wilkins 'Owner.gif: The room owner, and a downright chill guy. Not even trolls get under his skin.

Queen's Whisper: Can whisper anyone, even if they are offline.
 * JesterX 'Moderator icon.gif: The amazing, the fantastic, the OMG how do I describe the awesome, Queen of Whispers and Princess of Lies mother of the Chill Lounge(self proclaimed)! (Also a former chair of the Elder Three)Likes to stare at Lhj's avatar.

Hardcore: Due to his hardcoreness gains +56 to strength.
 * Josten 'Moderator icon.gif: The fairest of the Chill Lounge mods. Has no favorites, and never jumps the gun. An all round great guy. He doesn't sit on laps, he feels children. By own admission.

LHCB: Like an ICBM, but better. English: Due to being English, angel is a strong supporter of the Lounge's Queens.
 * Sgtpepper834: Pepper is the Chill Lounge’s own resident handicapped ninja (also occasionally does entertainment for mod parties). He is the very accomplished, well-rounded, yet somehow still struggling musician known for his charm, wit, and frequent movie quotations. He has been seen helping JesterX come up with clever (yet very random) video game, movie, TV, and anime jokes, puns, references, and other silly things. He lives in a yellow submarine, and is always accompanied by the Lonely Hearts Club Band, of which he is the leader.
 * angelpsuhbk: A london reg, loved by many. Keeps the peace well, and has an adorable english accent.


 * Dragonlight: New regular, Louis, Evil, and many others are older than him. Drawn to the lounge by Vega.

Sweet: Everyone likes her.
 * SweetiePie: Enjoys fried food. Is Dogboy's butt buddy. Accredited with taming the first Pewpasaurus Rex during the pewp war of May 31 2009. Awarded purple P_E_W_P for valor in the face of pewp.

Mysterious: Judged to be mysterious and powerful. 50% chance One Hit KO on any trolls.
 * Kinsa: A quiet, mysterious individual. Often seen in the Lounge presumably whispering quietly with a secret cabal of ancient righteous troll assassins in the secret room with Lhjnhnas and Kaistyle2, gauging the stupidity levels of the room, while lurking. Presumed leader of this powerful group, one can never be sure of Kinsa's intent.

Friendly: Never leaves a reg is distress.
 * Zyferwind: A new edition to the regular crowd, called out of hiding during one of the great silences, to keep the regulars who were alone company.

Smart-Arse: Annoying to the extreme, but uses power for god.
 * swimdudensc: A new regular who was converted from a troll. As a past troll, he is great at fending off trolls using snide, typical "sixteenyearoldthatthinkstheyknoweverything" type comments.

Resist Peer Pressure: +50% chance to resist coercion, because she wouldn't do drugs.
 * Didueatmycookie: A loveable character, this one is. She's always missing her cookie and never, NEVER say you ate it. She's pretty chill and fits perfectly in the lounge.

Anti-Troll: Mikey owns all trolls, instantly. Like Chuck Norris during a Zombie invasion.
 * MikeyBoy: Is known for eating the souls of babies, he is notorious for placing live animals in his rectum. Has an enormous mancrush on Kaistyle2.

Captain Obvious: "Oh, hey, is that a snipe--" +5 to detection.]
 * Khiash: Proclaimed Easter Bunny by JesterX and lhjnhnas. Fun to talk to, when he's online.


 * Anubis_TrueGod:


 * GreatGuy:

Chill: Is always calm and keeps the peace.
 * Live2Die 'Developer icon.gif: A well loved, relatively new member of Chill. He became a developer on the 31st of May, 2009. It shall be celebrated.


 * georgeiscool

Quiet: Doesn't talk much.
 * christhegamer: Has been a reg in Chill since he joined. Doesn't talk much, but when he does, it's always good.


 * B3NYJYM4N: one of the newest addition, we hope to see great things from him in the future...


 * Jesse7797: Also one of the newer additions, great things have already been seen, although he screams... a lot.

Laurry™: Made by the queen, the RoBoLEFT is now loyal to the queen whether he likes it or not. +9001 Loyalty. ITS OVER 9000!!!
 * Malexandec: Abandoned as a Ferret. He was found by Laurry, who lives in the middle of Chill Lounge with her lover, JesterX! But newbish trolls have been coming to Chill Lounge, its up to Malex to save his new home! Malex was killed by the queen and became a robotic Chimera now known as the RoBoLEFT. It consists of A Robot, a Bear, a Lion, an Eagle, a Ferret and a Tiger. (Note: This is what happens if you rebel.)


 * superkiller1432: New

Migrant: Is unfamilar with the traditions of the Lounge.
 * Fushinryu 'Moderator icon.gif: Let's all welcome Fush to the Lounge! Originally from Cookie Kingdom, he was modded on July 9th and decided to join our "community. He is very chill and will fit right in. He may have moved back to CK, where he was spawned, but we still consider him an honourary reg of the lounge.

Troll Smiter: Smiter of Trolls, at the Queen's side riding his tamed dragons.
 * Dragonlord5646: A new reg to the Lounge, Dragon is fanatically loyal to the Queen, and has pwned many newby trolls with her. He trains dragons for use against trolls.

Too Hardcore for the Wiki: Because he is too hardcore for the Wiki, he is on it.
 * Neverwish: Neverwish is an awesome friend of Malex, who thinks he is too hardcore for the wiki.

Transfiguration: Wow, he turned into a salami log this time.
 * atom_storm: Also known as atomic winsauce, atom bomb, but usually atom, hilarity plainly ensues when he’s around. Dreaming to become a pokemod master he has yet to tame one. He is the founder of The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery. He is known to activate the Storm of Atomic Pwnage when trolls attempt to invade the lounge. He also aids JesterX with puns of various topics. He greets regs with “aloha” and leaves the lounge with “stay frosty.” Is JesterX's  other body guard and bigc87 is his biggest rival. ...Attempts to trigger trap cards and “profile crush” at times usually shouting “IT’S OVER 9000!” When activating his twin powers, he turns into useless objects.


 * Omblugato: Called Blug for short, he gambles to much. And wins too often.


 * dogboy708: Also known as "Plasma Pie" (by himself, and only himself =[ ),Joe is one of the few people who shares Lhj's obsession with anything firearms, and so they are (very)close friends. He also needs to understand the fact that Bunnylover15 does not like being called sexy imp.  Knock it off!!!


 * Bigc87: AKA… Bigc One of Jester’s Bodyguards, equipped with the ultimate muting shovel of pain, Mutes all trolls and friends that come along with one smack! Fear the power of the shovel!!

Bunnylover15: AKA Grammar Bunny (and is not and never will be dogboy's sexy imp and if he keeps changing that, I will mute him permanently.  Seriously, I don't like it so knock it off)...Often has an innate urge to correct trolls spelling...and hop....intelligence is always displayed by this one. Did you mean*?: Because of urge to correct spelling:she slays trolls. +50 to Intelligence x3 to Critical hit ratio
 * TheOriginalOneUp: 

Guardian Angel: Pops in when the lounge is in its darkest hour. +5 to throwing skill.
 * JetLag: Fights trolls and spammers with his superior wit, humour and his +5 Throwing and Returning Banberge. Often pops in when trouble raises its head. ChatLag is one and the same as JetLag. (it’s not spying if you tell them) although he prefers to say he is keeping watch. :)


 * crunch1597:
 * buggieboy

A Poem About The Old Regulars
This is dedicated to those who left the Lounge, and have not returned. I was in a lonely mood tonight, and felt very depressed, so I did this. Lhjnhnas 10:30, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I am also very glad to those who stayed, and those who joined. It never ceases to amaze me how our little community grows, and it saddens me to think someday we'll drift apart. To the new regs, you carry the flame now. Don't ever forget, you aren't just one user in the Lounge, we're a family. The Lounge will be with us forever.

Before we all changed, all left,

Before most of us moved on with our lives,

And left the rest to pick up the pieces,

Of their shattered hearts.

Some of us came back,

Some of us are still sitting here alone,

Waiting for everyone else to return,

To put things back to the way we were.

This moonlit room,

So empty and alone,

Without their vibrant faces,

Without their voices filling the void.

It's too large,

Too much open space,

Not filled by mingling of talking,

Not filled with the personalities of the past.

No longer filled with sunlight,

Instead stars fill the room,

Light from many years past,

Shining in our minds.

Memories prevale,

Time sits on His throne,

That Lydian demi-god,

Of past glory and happiness,

Looks down on our lukewarm lonliness,

Laughs at our latitant labarum,

Listens to the lentitude murmurs of our lackaday lemure,

Latches and leeches on the lacuna in our hearts.

It is His food,

His reward for timelessness,

For watching all,

And never caring.

He can not cease his vigil,

Can not stop the flow of time,

Even to preserve his humanity,

And the happiness of others.

All we can do is run with his flow,

Try to stay on the wave,

Lest our sanity takes the hit,

And we forever dwell in memories.

Where have we all gone?

Where is the vibrant conversation,

That shakes the very walls?

That made everything seem okay?

Where are my friends?

My still-beating heart,

Takes a pause,

Their loss still aches.

Where is my life?

Where has it gone?

In the past I dwell,

And with it I shall make my peace.

To accept the past,

To live in the memory,

That is the only course,

To bring them back to life.

I watched them leave,

I watched them scatter,

I watched them bicker,

I watched them never return.

Major Gods

 * Aphrodite: Didueatmycookie
 * Apollo: L_o_u_i_s
 * Ares: kaistyle2
 * Artemis: dinoale
 * Athena: Lhjnhnas
 * Demeter: Serran_
 * Dionysus: sportsjefe
 * Hades: Vegadev
 * Hecate: SaberTompson
 * Hephaestus: Noahark
 * Hera: JesterX
 * Hermes: kingorange
 * Hestia: Zarkate
 * Poseidon: josten
 * Zeus: wilkins

Minor Gods

 * Adonis: Takumi_F
 * Aeolus: Malexandec
 * Caerus: ecco7
 * Charon: NinjaofSteel
 * Cerberus: Fedie315
 * Elpis: SweetiePie
 * Eosphorus: Dejarie
 * Erebus: Dtheman
 * Eros: Giggity
 * Helios: dragonlight
 * Hypnos: Disorderly
 * Iris: Bunnylover15
 * Momus: Elchubb
 * Morpheus: MikeyBoy
 * Nike: Durk
 * Priapus: Nightfalke
 * Persephone: BrittanyB
 * Thanatos: Merawder
 * Orpheus: Sgtpepper834
 * Dagon: InfestFirman
 * Zephyrus: atom_storm

Stake your claim on a Minor Deity

Titans

 * Kronos: Dogboy708
 * Helios: Jesse7797

The Chill Lounge Federation of Tomfoolery
In light of day when no humor seemed to arrive In the Chill Lounge...atom_storm decided it was time for a change....He developed and assembled the perfect team...of which was trained most excellently in the ways of humor....

MEMBERS: Speak to atom_storm if you wish to be tested!


 * atom_storm: Founder/ Nuclear Annihilator Cake General
 * shoryuken_banana: Metsu-ryukishin
 * JesterX: Flash Goddess Cannon1
 * Lhjhnnas : Omega Lightning Cannon2
 * Jesse7797: Alien J Procrastinator #1
 * buggieboy: SuperBug
 * xXxcalvinxXx: Mega Magistrate of The Chill
 * Bunnylover15: Ultra-Grammar Bunny Supreme
 * Didueatmycookie: Chocolate Chip Destroyer
 * Glompz: Admiral Hug-Tackle
 * crab230: Commander of Shenanigans

Funny User Quotes
josten: i don't sit on laps. i feel a child.

josten: i would be fine, i have protection.

JesterX: I would very much like the title PedoBear o.O

MikeyBoy: What dino wants most in a guy is a vagina!

sportsjefe: she has a weapons stash the size of montana.

sportsjefe: ok, better term. weapons stash or weapons cache?

Lhjnhnas: cache is within easy reach, but not designed to be open. stash is hidden somewhere to be collected when needed

Lhjnhnas: so i have a stache

JesterX: Hm I've got a weapons stash &gt;.&gt; not a cache and its not that big. Just to clear things up lol

Kaistyle2: Careful Jester. Trolls might like it. You know there are maso-trolls around.

holliebabe: NOAH!!!!!!

Noahark: Who are you?

holliebabe: I think I may know you, who are you?

Noahark: I am David Blaine, why do you ask?

ZombiBubonik: Lhj you shouldn't exist, an attractive female gamer with a perverted mind? The universe should be collapsing right now

ZombiBubonik: Lhj I could probably tell you how many slices of pizza I had about an hour ago, any further back it starts to get hazy

Zarkate: there is no snooze button on a cat.

Dejarie: ther is if you have a small mallet.

Zarkate: *gives sportsjefe a box of oreos*

Dejarie: I get a cookie and he get's a box of oreos?!

Koffin: I'm in no mood for idiocy, Gam3, so I'm going to mute you.

Gam3Freak09: I'm not an idiocy

sportsjefe: try one of thouse.

sportsjefe: *thouse

sportsjefe: *thos

sportsjefe: wth!

Lhjnhnas: *those

sportsjefe: that was it.

Elchubb: Josten is pretty cool. eh bans noobs and doesn't afraid of anything.

Cryptosporidian: mmm, eating my last poop tart

Cryptosporidian: *pop

Cryptosporidian: WOW!

GreatGuy: Her boobs are HUGE!

JesterX: Yeah duh =p

JesterX: Then stop staring at them!

peacefulreality: O_o

GreatGuy: ...why?

GreatGuy: :(

JesterX: The longer you stare the bigger they become!

GreatGuy: I KNOW xD

Cryptosporidian: 0.o

josten: ha.

JesterX: Till they eventually burst out of the screen and keel you

Lhjnhnas: -stares at my chest-

crab230: Then they must be huge right noiw.

GreatGuy: EGADS

Lhjnhnas: It's NOT WORKING!

Dejarie: this conversation bemuses, baffles and bewilders me

Lhjnhnas: lol the triples B's of Dej

Lhjnhnas: NB Dej is pronounced D's.

Dejarie: Yep.

Dejarie: ... Wait what?

JetLag: Unfortunatly common sense is not common

JetLag: And my enter key is too close to my backspace

JetLag: Evangelist: Jesus loves you! Me: But he doesn't love you

JetLag: He was sooooo like WTF

JetLag: He stood there for like 10 minutes just looking blankly at the ground, before running after me going "Blasphmer!"

Lhjnhnas: *Maniacal

Lhjnhnas: Learn to speel vich

Lhjnhnas: *spell

Lhjnhnas: Oh, THE IRONY!

Dinoale: its my ass that isnt fine

Kaistyle2: I beg to differ

L_o_u_i_s: you can say that again ;P

Lhjnhnas: I keep reading InfestFirman as IncestFiremen

Kaistyle2: King haydn rules the porta-potties near the truck stop.

KingHaydn: because his brain is full of shit

bladgade1: www.youguysaresilly.com

Dtheman: www.nowerenot.com

bladgade1: www.yesyouare.com

Dejarie: www.whatisthisidonteven.com

Vegadev: omg... it's completely deserted...

Vegadev: perfect time for streaking!

Vegadev: *streaks through the lounge*

Vegadev: wow...

Didueatmycookie: I has good foods

Malexandec: I has bad Homework

InfestFirman: i has cookez

Samertz: i have a headache

Solyr: Lh, I retract my offer inviting you to my room

Lhjnhnas: Why? Because I like trolls?

Solyr: No. Because you are female. Seems the women of Kong keep falling in love with me. Don't need another one in my room

Lhjnhnas: xD, I have my love on this site

Lhjnhnas: And that's this room

Lhjnhnas: I am married to this room

sportsjefe: but if there are girls you're having problems with, send them to me.

Lhjnhnas: *giggling*

L_o_u_i_s: lol.

GreatGuy: hmm kittey isn't going for the steak. Man, I had to peel my cats off my cutting board when I was doing steak.

GreatGuy: they're all OOH MEAT.. i'm all, STUPID CAT QUIT GETTING HAIR ON TEH STEAX wtf.

PopRocks: help me take the women and children first, laurry!

Lhjnhnas: Bah, i'll only eat them all Pop

NovemberLeTango: Psh, this woman doesn't need no moving.

ZombiBubonik: I liked the noises the little guys made when you grabbed em

MikeyBoy: I lost by one machine

CrackaJack: Zombi :p

ZombiBubonik: In Gobtron

ZombiBubonik: Filthy boy

CrackaJack: lol

ZombiBubonik: With a filthy little mind

MikeyBoy: Why is the chat so dead?

MikeyBoy: Is it taking a nap?

Kaistyle2: Because I touch myself in the morning.

Kaistyle2: Why wait till nightfall?

MikeyBoy: Isn't it supposed to be "Because you touch yourself at night."?

NovemberLeTango: start the day on the right hand.

Kaistyle2: The left hand for me. XD

NovemberLeTango: or the left

MikeyBoy: Left hands, unite!

NovemberLeTango: the internet is for porn, not for little kids to poke people in the gut. Just sayin'.

Jesse7797: Kairi, your overuse of dots gets you nowhere.

SgtPepper834: Kairi should use her dots more constructively… Like putting them on basketballs or something… It would help the NBA a lot, as well as drive Hellen Keller insane.

Jesse7797: LOL

Jesse7797: Rofl xD

Jesse7797: Am I the only one who got that?

Korce: i smell a noob.

erica80: what?

Korce: exactly.

giggity95: lh,what time is it in austrailia?

Sunnyboyal: spleen o'clock

Lhjnhnas: I love spleens

Lhjnhnas: and eating babies

dogboy708: WHO DOESNT :D

Smackaine: so then, lhj

Smackaine: cats land on their feet

Smackaine: butter lands butter side down

Smackaine: strap buttered toast to a cats back, and youve got the makings of a high speed monorail system

Kaistyle2: I want to petition a name change for a room. I want to name a room Sofa King!

Kaistyle2: Then I can welcome people to Sofa King. Our prices are Sofa King low that you will be Sofa King happy.

Kaistyle2: Is it smooth like a baby's bottom ecco?

Lhjnhnas: -rubs baby bottom-

Lhjnhnas: Not that smooth

Kaistyle2: Seriously, that phrase is so weird it makes me feel ill.

xXxcalvinxXx: Lol Lhj.

Kaistyle2: Why would someone what something as smooth as the but of a baby.

Kaistyle2: *want*

Kaistyle2: *butt*

Kaistyle2: *?*

PopRocks: kai wants butt.

xXxcalvinxXx: xD

ecco7: no more butts or babies

NovemberLeTango: so at lunch, my fortune cookie told me I should prepare for a night of passion.

NovemberLeTango: I didn't know what it meant, since I'm single.

NovemberLeTango: but now I understand. I got a little bottle of passion fruit vodka at a party, and my fruit juice has passion fruit in it.

Sunnyboyal: i'm sweet and innocent, don't take me the wrong way :P you'll corrupt me

Lhjnhnas: xD, I'll take you the wrong way.

Lhjnhnas: Or maybe it's the right way ;)

Kaistyle2: *imitates asshole mod* Let me see your trolling permit? No trolling permit? Then you GTFO. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get directly the F OUT! *bans*

Lhjnhnas: Did you just call me a slut max?

Lhjnhnas: I just came, just then Sunny

Lhjnhnas: I meant It just came

Lhjnhnas: Not I just came.

Sunnyboyal: lies :P

Malexandec: Bad typo.

Sunnyboyal: you meant what you said

Sunnyboyal: i have that effect on women

Zarkate: never use nail clippers on your face...i just found out it's a bad idea

SgtPepper834: O.o Thanks Emeril...

JesterX: Lucky me =o

JesterX: I was wearing my silence proof panties =o

JesterX: Win.

bigc87: lol

SgtPepper834: =X

Lhjnhnas: -takes off Jester's panties-

SgtPepper834: O.O

JesterX: and a pillar is practically up her ass

Malexandec: But I don't feel like it, not with the reduced sperm quality and all.

Sunnyboyal: intend to ride naked by next summer

Malexandec: =&lt;

pcpmonster2: cool

lisario: why naked?

Sunnyboyal: charity marathons for the win

Malexandec: LOL

echelon3: how does he get wifi all the way out there?! i want his ISP

DMinor: then i might be able to watch house on this thing

echelon3: maybe he has satellite

SweetiePie: you can watch house from your front lawn

SweetiePie: just turn around

crab230: Somebody pass the popcorn.

dogboy708: -steals porn-

dogboy708: ._.

atom_storm: o-O

dogboy708: corn

atom_storm: xDDDD

crab230: Lol

dogboy708: popcorn starts with p stfu

crab230: C and p aren't even close to each other on the keyboard.

atom_storm: xD

dogboy708: i know

dogboy708: i was thinking Pop cORN

crunch1597:Well, I'm far to stupid to think of anything original.

crunch1597: This comment has been removed due to a Large rip in the Space-Time continuum.

KilleroftheGods: Weird. I'm standing next to L2D and he's actually (not) online.

KilleroftheGods: This is the perfect time to have sexy time with hi- I mean say hello.

Live2Die: Heh, just going for these badges first.

Live2Die: It shouldn't take too long.

Fail Quotes
Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it lol

Lhjnhnas: I'd watching it?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

Sunnyboyal: it'll won't be boring

Sunnyboyal: it'll?

Sunnyboyal: Fail

atom_storm: I’ll uses this

atom_storm: I’ll uses this?

atom_storm: Fail

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless

Lhjnhnas: You're life is worthless?

Lhjnhnas: Fail

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show

dogboy708: im watches the cleveland show?

dogboy708: Fail

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool

JesterX: lol gah I'm hot xD its not even cool?

JesterX: Fail