Barrens Chat

Chuck Norris/Mudkips
A wretched hive of scum and villainy. Worse than Mos Eisley. Srsly.

When it isn't flooded with trolls, it is one of the funniest chat rooms to be in. While none rule as the current king or queen, CommanderSaNtA, Martin, chip256, Rothycat or SevenofSpades are the moderators most commonly found there.

Barrensis, Chapter One
On the first day, Greg said let there be Kong. And lo, there was Kong.

On the Second day, Greg said "Let there be games, that users might play to gain points and fame." And there were games.

On the Third day, Greg said "Let there be chatrooms, so users might converse and Kongregate together." And there were chatrooms.

On the Forth day, Greg said, "Let there be forums, so users might post their art or thoughts to the community at large" and there was forums.

On the Fifth day, Greg said, "Let there be Moderators, to keep the sinners in line" And there was moderators.

On the Sixth day, Greg said, "Let there be Barrens Chat, the greatest of all realms, and here i will create my people"

And it was so.

On the Seventh day, Greg slept in, and because he couldn't leave a good thing alone, decided to create kreds, a means to gouge the common user of their monies.

Prophets, Chapter 1
And the developers grew jealous of Greg and the Moderators, and into the Holy Gardens of Barrens Chat did invite trolls. This was a bad thing. Really, really, really bad. And so, the people called for a prophet. When none came, the people fell into a despair, and many left Barrens in search of new lands. As fate should have it, a user came to Kong. He wittly smote the trolls with his verbal might, and didst smoke the weed upon his days off. His name was Dabestman, more commonly known as Dabe.

When his work was done, he and his companion, Fox2, did go out into the desert, where Dabe showed him the truth. Then the prophet Dabe said unto Fox ," I will leave you know, and you shall guide my people in my place," and Fox did reply ,"Well bugger that," and in a column of fire Dabe ascended into the heavens, only to return about three months later.

Users of extreme Renown:

You forgot Greg you idiot!

Elfnow

XCrackinupX

Rothycat

SevenofSpades

Fox2

Dabestman

WahooWarrior (MIA, presumed dead)

Boometh

Rockdalf

Gzork

KingKyd {One of the more famous and older people in the chat)

Redsnake

LynxFox

VikaTae

DTKSilhouette (Rarely seen nowadays)

Joboman

Galaxy_Angel