Aimless



The Movement is coming.....



A Shoggoth on the roof Sounds crazy - no, certifiably insane! But here in our little village of Arkham, Massachutes, you might say every one of us has a Shoggoth on the roof And I'm not speaking of metaphorically! It's not easy having a... malevolent shapeless monster like that, hanging over your head, but there it is! Arkham is the home of many strange things A big monster like that on such a pointy roof You may ask: How does it stay up there, if it's so difficult? That, I can tell you in one word: Tentacles!

Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!

Here in Arkham, tentacles get into everything eventually <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Changeless, legend-haunted Arkham, where the clustering gamble-roofs sway and sag over attics, where witches hid from the king's men in the dark olden days of the province <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Well, the king is gone, but the witches are still here... and the cultists, and the monsters, and regular folks just trying not to notice <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">We try not to think about the scariest one of all; the gigantic half-dragon, half-octopus half humanoid Great Old One himself, Cthulhu, waiting to return from his city beneath the sea!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Who day and night must slumber in R'lyeh, wave his tentacles having nasty dreams <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">And who has the might as master of R'lyeh, to drive humanity insane?

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles! <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Who must have a mirror, scrape and slave all day, to raise R'lyeh, Cthulhu's way <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Who must live in ignorance until the day, they find they've read too many nasty books!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles! <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">At nine I started growing gills and swimming in the sea <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">And soon I'll know the wonder of the sunken city

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles! <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Who's always last to know, who fills the air with cries? <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The victims! The victims! Tentacles! <span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The victims! The victims! Tentacles!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">(Chorus)

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">We have the shoe factory, and the brick works, and the wonderful insane asylum we're all mighty proud of, but the heart of the town is its Miskatonik University. It may not be the biggest school in New England, but there's no finer place in the world to study medieval metaphysics.

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">It's my honour to be its head librarian. You'll see many folks from the university as you walk through Arkham's streets, and in our small community, we've always had some special types as well...

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">For instance, Herbert West, the mad scientist.

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"Those small-minded doctors have needlessly and irrationally delayed my supremely great work! The reanimation of dead tissue is within my grasp!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"Ah, but your perverse experiments are the vagary of a demented maniacs and cannot be allowed to continue. Your request for the use of human cadavres is completely denied!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"I warn you, doctor Halsey, you will regret this decision".

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">And Randolph Carter, the writer with the weird dreams, who keeps showing up everywhere.

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"I repeat to you, gentlemen, that your inquisition is fruitless. Question me forever if you want - I do not know what has become of Harley Warren!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"Mr. Carter, there's a telephone call for you".

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">And Obed Marsh, the cursed old man from nearby Innsmouth.

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"What are ye lookin' at? What, ye think I'm ugly? I'll be showin' ye ugly!".

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">...

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Then there are others in Arkham. Some of them live here, some of them just visit. The head of a local cult, some kind of horrible monster. I do not even want to know what that is. We normal folk just look the other way and try not to lose our minds. And among ourselves, we get along just fine.

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Well, of course there are some who think that the magical Elder Sign is shaped like a star, and some who think it's shaped more like a tree... but that's all settled now. Now, we just try to-

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"It's shaped like a star with a little flame inside it!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"It's shaped like a tree - it's got branches coming off it!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"I'm telling you, it's a star!"

<span style="font-family:Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">"Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the Old Ones with your bare hands!"

Room Description
Someone once asked me "So what exactly do you guys talk about in here?" To answer their question, we discuss the finer points of philosophy, seek to increase our intelligence via respectable debate, and enjoy the sweet musings of Beethoven. Naw, we just bitch and moan about just about everything, yell at people, and.. Yeah, that's about it. Welcome to Asylum. Aptly named.

-Bitch_Zero

Rules
[[File:AltarBozdag_the_Great.jpg|thumb|250px|A troll getting executed.

I find this insulting. That troll looks nothing like me. -Sigma]]
 * 1) Please be respectful. That means trolling, spamming, attention-whoring and just being a dickhead.
 * 2) If there is a mod in the room and they ask you to not do something, you should bloody listen to them.
 * 3) Bring plenty of pie (Preferably pie flavored).
 * 4) Read the Behavior Guidelines and don't be too cheeky.
 * 5) Don't leave any form of booze out on the counter. RemoWilliams will steal it.
 * 6) No Rp'ing. It is forbidden.

Regular Moderators
Chrisrandomness

Iamnotamod

JaelieBean (Room Owner)

plugin848y

RemoWilliams

TheFlyinGiraffe

History
How Asylum was formed.

iBot Age
The name of Asylum used to be Ineptitude. It was a brilliant and fruitful era of meaningful discussions on things such as piracy and dead squirrels. The room's name changed into Asylum in early February 2011. Some people say that iBot did this because iBot wanted the chat room to get more new users, via its higher place on the list.

In early March, when iBot stopped coming to Asylum, it descended into chaos. It was a mod-free zone, so the Ineptitudians had to fight the many trolls that soon arrived. They found it was a hopeless conflict, and deserted their beloved homeland for other chats, namely Ant Hill and Babylon. New people came to the room, who had to fight with the trolls who still hadn't left the room. When the trolls were gone, the Asylimites went on a rampage and trolled and spammed many rooms.

The In between
While iBot still owned Asylum but no longer came on, there was a period when Asylum was run by normal people. The main owners were wolfhaak, dragon4444, and wormyish. It was a good time and a fun one. Rp was rampant, and while there was some fighting it wasn't very bad. This is when 'the corner' became established. Not much can be established about this time period, because many who were regulars during this wonderful age left once it ended, or stopped talking.

Chrisrandomness Age
People realised that iBot would never return and wanted a new room owner. Chrisrandomness asked if the Asylumites liked him as the new room owner. The next day he became the Room Owner of Asylum. After Chris became the new owner on April 31st 2012, his presence detered many trolls from running rampant. After discussing RP with several of the rooms regs, it was decided that RP should be allowed on the weekends, as Asylum was currently not classified as an RP room. Some didn't like this change however, as during the weekends the room would flood over with an abundence of roleplayers and cyber fights. Some wanted things the way they were before and eventually left the room towards greener pastures. Shortly after this transitional period of peace, there came the spamming wars. Factions within both Ant Hill and Asylum declared war on each other and began to spam the other room. They didn't spam very much, until one day, on February the 19th 2012 many Ant Hill residents came to Asylum and spammed, so the people of Asylum went to Ant Hill and spammed there too. Two mods came (who joined the side of Ant Hill) and silenced the people of Asylum. Since then the people of Asylum and Ant Hill are talking about peace. The spamming stopped because Remo brought out the bugspray. Mods didn't join Asylum as much as they used to, mostly due to the hatred towards mods caused by this incident. Roleplayers eventually began to roleplay without getting worried of the mods. This made the RP rule out of use, which caused more Roleplayers to join the chat room. Shortly around this time Chrisrandomness's computer bit the dust, causing him to not come onto the chat anymore and giving up his ownership of the room.(This war was most notably caused by BMX_ERA and a third party which is yet to be identified, BMX_ERA being brother to llAnonymousll)

The Age of TheFlyinGiraffe
TFG saw that his activity was going down the drain due to work and his girlfriend. Yet, he also had a plan he put into motion when he first took over Asylum. He had his eye on JaelieBean for being an awesome soul. He figured she’d be a fantastic mod. When he took over there was no RO (room owner) and he wanted JaelieBean to try her hand as RO. Yet, for her to become RO, he had to become RO. He enjoyed his reign, yet he saw his time was closing due to real life events and decided to hand over the keys to the loony bin. There was no act of malice and he’s never really leaving. He’s just going to float around Kong and find other cool rooms.

The Age of the Bean
The following is an essay draft written by a regular for Room Owner JaelieBean to use in a college application:

Homosexuals at the [College name redacted] Admissions Office

''Lemme break this up for you. See, my plans are simple. Fuck bitches, and get learning. Plain and simple. [College name redacted]'s graduate program won't do jack shit to help me. I'M gonna help YOU. I am the Jaemeistur, and I WILL succeed. ''

                                                         -Jaelynne the Bitch Fucker

Democratic_Union_of_Asylum.png
The morning of July 14th, 2013, the user known as LakeSnow began drastic alterations to this very wiki. Room Owner JaelieBean was the first to notice and notified Bitch, who proceeded to enter an ALL-CAPS RAGE in the chat. His rage notified the rest of the chatroom, LakeSnow took notice of the results of his actions and began defending himself. This only enraged the Bitch more until the point he actually rage quit. The regulars of Asylum that preferred the old layout began attempting to undo the changes to the wiki. LakeSnow wouldn't have this and began undoing the undoing of his changes. This continued on and off for the vast majority of the day with LakeSnow, JaelieBean, TheFlyinGiraffe, and AltarBozdag supporting the new changes and Bitch, Numnum47, and Beelzebumon supporting the original. The fighting between Bitch and Lake escalated to the point where caps fights and silences ran rampant through the chatroom. Bitch proposed a democratic solution, having himself, Anarchy17,Beelzebumon, LakeSnow, Numnum47, PikaStalkers convene in JaelieBean'sprivate chatroom. Bitch and Lake stated their cases, leaving the other five to evaluate and reach a consensus. It was agreed that Lake only wanted to update the list of regulars and ex-regulars, and Bitch only wanted the pretty pictures and quotes and such to remain unaltered. A consensus was made, and the first meeting of the Democratic Union of Asylum ended after making precautionary measures to pretect the future wiki.

A Brief History by Wormyish
The way I remember it, was not romantic or dramatic, but a series of subtle changes.

First, when I came to Asylum, it was crazy, and there was no rp, none, at all.

I came less than a month after Intepitude had its name changed. I had visited Intepitude, but wasn't really a regular.

Long story short, I counter-trolled, because I was good at it, ridding the room of most trolls, (I was also an asshole) and allowing the room to be comfortably inhabited by other people.

I fought with some people for control of the room, most notably wolfhaak, (we still hate each other) eventually I won, but many people hated me after that. wolfhaak was for roleplay where I wasn't, and all the roleplayers seemed to come all at once.

I was once voted president of Asylum and was greatly respected, sadly no longer true, as I truly wanted what was best for Asylum. I once enjoyed roleplay, but now hate it because I personally think it is rather immature.

A few people got unhappy and eventually I was replaced by dragon4444, who was loved because of the fact that he was for roleplay where I wasn't.....again.....

Sometimes we would take our alternate accounts an go on Asylum raids, Altar and I went quite often, often shouting how good Asylum was and saying stupid things, having fun all the while.

After dragon4444 went into a coma I was all but forgotten, and Asylum went into a slow and random setting, therein roleplay and drama ran wild.

Eventually Chrisrandomness came on, stayed for a while, and I never liked it, eventually I left, and moved to Chocolate Hostage, where I stayed for little over a month, came back, and Chris and I became friends.

Asylum has never quite been the same with mods regularly visiting, but I hasn't really changed for the better, nor the worse.

Also, I haven't seen harriwar.

Ever.

The History of the "Single Corner"
In Asylum there is one corner. Only one. Thats just the way it is. This corner is a main hub in Asylum and is essential to the room. It has a very long and complicated history. Well...not really, but that sounds coolz so it's staying.

The corner of Asylum's origin is unknown, but the first clear recording of it was back when Ibot technically controlled Asylum, but it was really owned by dragon4444 who was a good ruler and kept trolls away for a good amount of the time. dragon4444 (who, from this point onward will be referred to as drag) spent a lot of time in the corner, costumizing it and making it his own. While others were sent to the corner (at this period in time RP was unresticted) it stayed drag's corner. Until one fateful day when it was bombed and destroyed. Drag mourned the loss of his corner, but still claimed it as his own.

And so Drag's corner existed, and was frequented by many people in Asylum. But then, for personal reasons not to be discussed here, Drag left Asylum for a period of time. During that time, Asylum changed very much, and the 'Corner War' started, and ever since then, there have been many different claims of ownership over this almost revered corner in Asylum.

Then, Drag came back, and he claimed his corner he first to claimed. This caused some issues among some people in Asylum who claimed the corner while Drag was gone, such as tnttimmy (from this point on referred to as timmy) among others. Timmy believes that the corner is his, and refuses to give it up. There are people in Asylum who believed that Drag should have his corner, one being wormyish (from this point on referred to as wormy) and another being Ninja_Chick (from this point on referred to as ninja). Opposingly some, such as primrose74 (from this point on referred to as prim) felt that Drag lost ownership of the corner.

Theeen they settled it and so apparently they share the corner now...

And then Tabster Incorporated came in and built a new corner over the ruins. The Triumvirate, feeling this was unjust, blew it up again, and annihilated Tabster Inc. Sigma_Zero then thoroughly sodomized Tabster with a rotary hacksaw.
 * Extra Info: RemoWilliams still believes that the room has 4.31 corners.

<p style="text-align: center;"> NOTE TO READERS!!!!!

'''NO TOUCHY THIS SECTION UNLESS I (see person below) SAY SO!!! And the renovations or WE are done. Someone tell altarz i sayz heyz. xD'''

This history was recorded by: Britz123 (aka brit, britz, or britze. NOT BRITZY!! IF YOU MUST KNOW WHY GOOGLE BRITZY DEFINITION!!!). If you've got any questions or want to edit something, you have to ask her first, (or you can tell altar to ask me...im not really on much anymore...)

National Anthem
The National Anthem was composed by the great composer XxNooNgaXx. There used to be a 'hatred of Ant Hill' part in the Anthem. Since we have peace with Ant Hill, we had to remove the sentence.

♪<span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Away in a madhouse, confined to my bed

<span class="lyrics-line" id="line-2" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">From visions and nightmares that filled me with dread <span class="lyrics-line" id="line-3" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">The Doctor has sweetly inserted a probe <span class="lyrics-line" id="line-4" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">To sever completely my prefrontal lobe <span class="lyrics-line" id="line-5" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">Electroshock therapy, mind-numbing pills: <span class="lyrics-line" id="line-6" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">They change my behavior to cure all my ills <span class="lyrics-line" id="line-7" style="padding-left:20px;margin-left:-20px;display:block;color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">I love Arkham Asylum, my own padded cell

<span style="color:rgb(64,64,64);font-size:16px;line-height:22px;">I'll stay here forever, for outside it's Hell ♪

Regular Users
Users who are seen in Asylum and are known by most of the people.

AirashiiSachi

AliceTheZombie

Alreany

AmericanLizzy

Anarchy17

AnnlynnV

Asgersd

AshlynnTheCat

beelzebumon

britz123

CrowCane

Cryosize

Cutiwittheface

FinnTheVampire

Flexo

Gaamercat

gamemoargirl

Henry_Hudson<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:15px;">  <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:15px;">Henry_Hudson 2013 for Modship! Vote and/or be anally penetrated!

llAnonymousll

IzaKat

izyizy

izzywisteria

Kazuya121

LakeSnow

littlered266

LongOrangeHair

Maisy1

MisterZeathThe Only Meower i da club! Nya

natedawg221

Numnum47

Phantom92

PikaStalkerz - The one and only Pikachu. All others are imposters!!!!!

planetyuba

PumaThePet

rasa13

scorpionShwny

ShadowSnowWolf

SharpieLove

spinertttt

starandgold

tabster97

Tanoak

TBMFITW

Telo1

The_Danger

The_Freeze

TheButler777

TheMomosexual- Mother of Asylum. #Momoswag #YOMO i h8 macklemore 5ever.

Tobuscus9

TristanG41

vaso_lam

whozzie

XxNooNgaXx

yoshiyoushaa

Ex Regulars

 * These people used to be the regulars in Asylum or Ineptitude. Most of the Ex-Regulars went to Babylon Or Mostly Harmless.

AltarBozdag

Airumas

Cangelgirljess

Chelsey2

Crazykiller14

Deathbringer23

Elcarim

FairyThePet

fgfgfg - Kongregate moderator who owns Babylon.

Gevock

GibsonLP93

Gorgontech

Henderson

iBot - Ex Kong Mod

Its_Ruth

Jclements

Kinky_Cat

kirstara

leotid - I, too, am sorry to have left Asylum. If any Reg, Ex-reg, Wannabe-reg, ect. is reading this, I'll be in Blackmyst with Puma if you need a home.

MoonGobler5858

nate2165

Ninja_Seahorse

NRmypassword - GIVE ME YO HAAAAAAAATE

pathetisad

PazDaemon

Pokerhappy

PrivateDancer

professorbananas

Rebellion8

RebelScum

Rezwana - we must accept that she is not coming back, although tab might get her back too.

Rose_Blade - She's gone, tabster97 is still in contact with her, trying to get her back for us! (failed she went back and didn't like it )

Sabretoothtiger

ShadowVarmint - Retired Admiral of the USSN Fleet "Poseidon".

starlight74

T3hd0n

thehater1 - plz don't be mean, its just a username

Threadcount - I would like to say, I am sorry i abbanded our home. and i miss all of my family.

tnttimmy

Turkey116

Tw33zer510

twinkiegirl

VVolfy

Wing007

Wolfman216

wormyish

xXmaddie96Xx

Quotes
''' "With PumaThePet and Wormyish no longer attending, I am now the longest standing reg. Let my reign be long-lived and unchallenged." - Your Lord and Master, His High Kingly Royalness, Edmund "Sigma" Zero VII, esquire '''

'''In your dreams Sig, in your dreams. -Wormyish '''

You wish, May not be a reg, but I can't leave the place to waddle in it's own filth -Puma 

yolo-Altar 
 * <span class="username chat_message_window_username" style="color:rgb(40,85,136);text-decoration:underline;cursor:pointer;display:block;float:left;font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;" username="AmericanJizzy">AmericanJizzy <span class="separator" style="margin-right:2px;display:block;float:left;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">: <span class="message" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">BACON FLAVORED FREEDOM "
 * <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">Fap Little Boy, Fap So Sweet~  <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">Mama's Gonna Fap you right to sleep!  <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">Fap All you want, and have a good sleep!  <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10.909090995788574px;line-height:15px;">Fap Little Boy~ Fap till you sleep~"~Numnum47
 * "I will rebuild the Golden Reich, shall the iron fist wear a steel glove."~Milomike 
 * ===="Follow me, I is have bacon, never get naked, it can kill, dont swallow."~MisterZeath====
 * "<span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">Shadow, all your poptarts are cows,"  ~Numnum47 
 * "Now put it into fourth" *Crunch* "That's seventh, not fourth" - tabster97 
 * Kazuya121: Im Naked.  tabster97: Why?  Kazuya121: Because im naked. 
 * "IMMA JEEP" - tabster97 
 * Stomp like a fascist - TBMFITW 
 * "I'm naked, but that dosn't matter, becuase I'm a Jeep" - tabster97 
 * "HOLY... THE ROBOT SPEAKS!!!" Kazuya121 A.K.A Ai Kotoba Chan 
 * <span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">"If i could i would **** <span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">ing kill you all. but that be hard seeing as how this is asylum." ~From_The_Shadoes 
 *  "I'd Love to shove my nose in your nosetril" CitrusIsSweet (Added by Kazuya121) 
 * "I blame the metric system." -tabster97 
 * "All your DINNER are belong to MAH BOI" "You're smoking weed then you die at a chance of 8.0%, or is it 80%?" ۞ Kazuya121۞ 
 * "I Hug Everybody :)" ~thelissa26 
 * "HUZZAH, YOU GET THE PORNSTAR"~Numnum47 
 * Meh, I could be better, I could be worse. -tabster97 
 * HOLY NYANCAT'S RAINBOWS THAT'S SOME BAD LAG!!! ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * tackle hugs n dogpiles ppl when in a crazy mood*-HAR80 
 * gets out my wi wi sword-HAR80 
 * WHAT U GONNNA DO WHEN THE ASYLUM MANIACS RUN WILD ON U???? - HAR80 
 * What, Just, Happend? - tabster97 
 * Time for me to make my surprise entrance... Hi! *no one answered* That was a lovely welcome *sits in corner and cries*. - demonthewolf 
 * RISE ABOVE HATE-harriwar 
 * I WANT A HUG!!!!- FaerieHunter 
 * YOU TOOK MY MUFFIN! hey, wait a minute. i had am muffin for a foot.....*clunk* Ow! -Brony_and_proud 
 * Leotid Today Has Declare Himself King Leonidas which King of King in the Just Chatting- RickW6 
 * "I AM THE ORACLE OF DARKNESS, FEAR ME!!"- Numnum47 
 * "Yes, Num, you are my Oracle, so tell me the damn future already!"-leotid 
 * I AM A BLOODY GIRL!-harriwar 
 * Yeah yeah whatever, GIMME MAH MUFFIN BACK!! - demonthewolf. 
 * professorbananas: Did i kill chat? carcuss35: Yes .-. professorbananas: YAY FINALLY!!!! 
 * removed for copyright 
 * "I'm glad to be In Asylum, Its a happy gleeful place with.... UDON NOODLES!"- Meeleemazeria 
 * "DOGGYPILE!!!*faceplants floor 2 start it*" - Bloodfairy 
 * "I am so lost......Like usual...."-Numnum47 
 * "sluks in corner"-wingedw0lf 
 * "winged get the hell out of the corner" 
 * "trying to get wolfy out of his corner"-Krish123456789 
 * random visitor: the people in this room are weird... Ichigo_Mew: No worse, they're crazy...but thats why we are in an Asylum!! ^-^ 
 * Meow DAMNIT!! -Numnum47 
 * EATS DEAD BABIES!*-ZombieNinjaClown 
 * did demon ever get his muffin back? - mellisathewolf 
 * "Beware most ppl in Asylum love 2 hug and get hugs"- HAR80 
 * "I Edited The Wiki What Do I win?"- PumaThePet 
 * "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly." -random_emo . 
 * "Why dont you Scidadle, and act like the bitch you are once in a while. Cock suits you, no?-Numnum47 
 * "MuThErFuCkErS I aM tHe NuM, tRy To EaT mE, yOu WiLl FaIl, hehehehehhh HAHAHAHHAH HOHOHPHPHPHOPHPOHodv;hgvdagkbsgkbf;kbgfkjbg Meow :3 ~Numnum47 
 * "I like pie" -Mrkebab 
 * -____________________- *slurred*Never put your mouth on a taffy stretcher. I learned the hard way. 
 * '''"I never thought I'd love being insane so much" -Dragon4444
 * "john madden is king of the moon" -joltman067 
 * "Everything is insane in asylum, you'll get confused trying to catch up on the chats" -JaHaYa 
 * "Mess with me and ill slowly cut ur balls off with a rusty butter knife" -BloodFairy 
 * "Free mushrooms for all." - Mrkebab 
 * =====<span class="message" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">Don't touch my clouds!! - StaticDemon =====
 * "Im just going to go to the store"- Snailliker 
 * "Why Did you have to kill me like that?"- Numnum47 
 * I hit him with a FLYSWATTER!! Tha thing couldn't hurt a.......oh wait...it could. ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * How could you?!?!?!??!? - tabster97 
 * "EMP INCOMING!!!"- ShadowVarmint 
 * i hate it when people call me demonthewaffle. - demonthewolf 
 * "Came back from my wild rage and coming back to asylum!! hope y'all can forgive me!!!" - Walnutguy15 
 * '''"I'm Geoff. Dont go in my garage.." - Sthenotech
 * "Where'd my foot go?" - Baconator829 
 * Meow :3 -Numnum47 
 * I see **** Being horribly HORRIBLY Raped by Tentacles........With no Cencor bar.... -Numnum47 
 * "bngJGSyougiuhighIUGIUguigYUGs89^&4r867Rt Sorry there was a spider =D its dead now MUHAHAHAHA!!!" -StaticDemon 
 * "I define people here in groups: -lunatics: must be taken care off, insane -docters: must take care, insane -visitors: insane" ~Nyvrem 
 * "Don't listen to Tim... or Horse.. they dont have anything nice to say. and it really is Drags corner.. just because a guy goes into a coma doesnt mean you can take it away." -Gorgontech 
 * Who am I? I am The POOF MAGE!-Numnum47 
 * "Doctor: starandgold is now officially psycho. He needs to go to Asylum." -starlight74 
 * "Would any of you like some cabbage with your fish pie?" -HappyAlcoholic 
 * " A down up. A down up. Remember it well." - Death_Toll 
 * "This Isn't how you do a 69..." - The_Danger 
 * " Bipolor? Hellno! It's called, Asylum brand." - Holyblitz 
 * "I'm the creepy uncle nobody wants their kids to know about." -Simga_One 
 * "So a spiritual bear is in a eagles ass?"- TheTaco2 (or Chuck Norris Jr.) 
 * "SEX~BUTT"~Numnum47 
 * '''"So what exactly do you guys talk about in here?" "We discuss the finer points of philosophy, seek to increase our intelligence via respectable debate, and enjoy the sweet musings of Beethoven. Naw, nigga, we bitch and moan about just about everything, yell at people, and.. Yeah, that's about it. Welcome to Asylum. Aptly named." -Sigma_Zero
 * "XD" -xXmaddie96Xx 
 * Walks away from a huge explosion* Now what?-tabster97 
 * 'I really don't give a shit about this reg stuff :P' -Echo_Shora 
 * "Sto-mach: Stoner Machine" -Scrubmachine 
 * "It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy, but I assure you that it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious, gooey cake batter, we are instead filled with raisins." -Sigma_Zero 
 * Where is these padded cells :O - theomen5 
 * I'm not a (fill in the blank). i'm a Strawberry. :D ~Ichigo_Mew 
 * Where is my banhammer~yoshiyoushaa 
 * [Someone I don't remember the name of XD] : *pokes rose* Chickenleader: "Holy shiz Rose just got laid! 
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;">guys WTH! i said i hated juice - hitler
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;">Dear viewer your parents are about to come into your room - the sex scene
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;">i never heard anyone say lets Yahoo it. just sayin - Google
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="username chat_message_window_username" style="color: rgb(40, 85, 136); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: underline; float: left; display: block; cursor: pointer;">TheFlyinGiraffe <span class="separator" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; margin-right: 2px; float: left; display: block;">: <span class="message" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">I shall not touch thy sacred corner. No worries mates. 
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="message" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">Pasta....-TacoTerminator 
 * <p style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="message" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 15px; font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px;">"Um I Have a boyfriend. Fuck you." ~thelissa26 
 * You wanna cyber? Go Call Lissa. ~LoZ
 * "If there is one thing that I have learned from Asylum, Its that Logic is broken no matter what" PikaStalkerz
 * I am not a bee I am The Bee, the Almighty powerfull BumbleBee. Fear my buzzing!- BumbleBee1980
 * That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even Death may die.-Yngwie_Chigurh