The Lair

The best room on Kongregate, the Lair is owned (and neglected) by Redstar and has gained a reputation for being unforgiving and strange. No one knows exactly what or where the Lair is located however many agree that it is a cave. It is constantly being refurnished and is home to several fireplaces and over 9000 noob heads impaled on spikes. Due to ParaNoir's contacts in the Lamp Factory and CyboDeath's noob hunting skills, the Lair is illuminated with hundreds of noobskin lamps.

"STFU or GTFO"
It is generally agreed that if you are a troll, you shall be shot upon entering. If you survive, you will shot again.

Moderators in the Lair
Although the Lair does not take kindly to moderators, there are a few of interest.

Tathar
"Trolling's bad, mmkay?"

- Tathar

A much loved and never away from keyboard moderator. Lairians agree that he is the best mod in the world. Ever present and always alert. Use of his name has replaced the popular "AFK".

Gamegrl
Known as "The Mod That Does Her Job", Gamegrl often visits the Lair. Amazing and reasonable. Gamegrl is perhaps the best of the Kongregate mods and always welcome in the room.

Creature71
On the 17th of January, one of our oldest regulars became our newest mod. Creature is generally well recieved in the room. Creature also spawned a new meme: "Creature is a mod?! All day."

Isfan
"I'm just a regular user like you, Blood. I just.. you know.. can silence people who really act up."

- Isfan

"Remember kids: Stay in school, don't do drugs, eat your green vegetables, and trolls taste best muted."

- Isfan

Notable Lair Dwellers
Lair dweller, noun: Regular, inhabitant of "The Lair". Another, more popular and accepted phrase for this is "Lairian" (based upon a small but reliable survey).

Draco18s
"Get out of my lair, you young whippersnappers!"

- Draco18s

Draco claims to be the oldest current regular of the Lair. We don't know if this is true or not, and we don't really care.

sagespyder
The "Mother of the Lair", Sage is lovely. "Sage was one of the first people I met in the Lair and I hope she has a good life after her honeymoon."

- Mr Quiggles

Owes Gaka steak. Waffle agrees.

Bilious
Often there, sometimes even says something.

Necropotence
He is not a necrophilliac - Necropotence is a Magic card! It is agreed that although he moans a lot, he is rather funny.

Memorystick
Declared himself regular.

CyboDeath
The Lair's renouned Noob Hunter, CyboDeath is usually in the Lair nightly sharing with us his tales of epicness.

Parkinsons
A Lairian that likes to confuse ParaNoir. High Prophet of the Lair.

Reaping
The Artist Formerly Known as Reaping101.

ParaNoir
Questionable Content. Creator and editor of this very page.

Sinister_waffle
Nice with Syrup. The most loving(and creepy)person in the Lair. '''WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T MIX UP HER GENDER! SHE IS A SHE!''' "ICH HABE ATOMBUSSEN"

- One of waffle's favorate german sayings, what does it mean? we dont know. Waffle thrives off of attention - keep this in mind when being "entertained".

landfieldjc
Land is just kinda there... people like to stand on him, if you have questions he will be in velocity for a while.

Floodkiller
Flood is a regular! He also killed Tony.

SquelchySounds
Oficial resident anime addict/Code Geass fangirl.

jmancini42
One of the coolest people, with a nice smile. Although easily provoked! "I love you Jman!"

- Waffle

"Jman is one of the best people in the lair."

- Mr Quiggles

demonfyre52 (firebandit52)
"I quote "DOUBLE CHIN! :D)))"

- Himself

"Firbys will kill us all!"

- Himself

Hyper and random, but liked best that way ;) Usually on his computer at late night and in the mornings he has a second account ;) just in case

Elva2135
The lairs official sadistic and kinky vampire. She takes requests and is willing to change anyone who asks into a vampire, her motto is: "I will take anyones blood, if they let me. ;)"

- Elva2135

She is also of small relation to Dracula and lover of memorystick.

L Day
Lockdown Day. On the 23rd of December, a moderator (respectfully unnamed) entered the Lair, knowing nothing of what lay ahead. After some of the usual chat, a "lock down" was announced. The Lair revolted, resulting in many silences - including regulars. More moderators appeared, causing even more anguish for the slightly (but not very) innocent Lairians who then revolted even more, worsening the situation. Eventually, the Lair devoured approximately 5 moderators and Greg and Alison popped in for a chit chat and a cup of tea.