Eggstraordinary

Preface
Eggstraordinary (known as Eggy to the non-downs) is a many-faceted room. Entering the room as an outsider can be risky. You might run into a certain uber-friendly user willing to tell you everything there is to know, or you may run into a league of chat masters bent on destruction who will smite you upon one misguided chat. You would be best off staying quiet to begin with. As the rather dense editor before me stated, this room is going through some enjoyable turmoil. All in all, one who is considering this room should hop in now, tensions are rising fast. What happens next just might be epic...

The 4 Horsemen
The Four Horsemen of the Eggpocalypse have united under two purposes. The first of which is to protect the innocent and be, though assholes at times, helpful. Secondly, The Four Horsemen are here in Eggy to slay trolls. They each possess a different quality of "pwnage" and will absolutely tear your shit up if you are: Stupid, trolling, flaming, spamming, emo, or any other number of hideously annoying things.



Understandably, there are many who feel jilted, offended, raped, pillaged, insulted, and trampled by The Four. They can get over it. If you harbor some bad feelings towards one of them, you were wrong and they told you so.

'There are no frequently visiting mods in Eggy. Trust nobody if not The Four.'

The Rules of Eggy
Rule#1: Don't talk about Eggy.

The NEW Rule#1: Don't talk about religion if you're a dumb ass Christian who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about

Rule#2: If discussion arises, see Rule#1.

Room Owner
Eggy never comes around anymore.

Don't worry about it.

Eggy Regulars
The regular CHATTERS. Please have been involved frequently in the Eggy Chat for at least two weeks PRIOR to being added.

Boy Regulars
Please do NOT feed the boys.

assassinbrad: Cool guy thats on frequently. Likes command and conquer.

Bballdude98: A guy that plays minions a lot.

Belkal: Awesome guy. Likes to RP with his marshmallow gun, best friend of kittywithkatana. An old regular.

BlackRoseflash: Is totally gloomy and thinks life is a waste of time.

bobert33: An ex stoner that still drinks and smokes while on the internet.

bopken: One of the only really guys in Eggy that posts the badges he gets.

bowen10000: Identifies and removes trolls efficiently. actively edits this wiki as needed. anyone who plays 'go fish' or any other card game in kongregate chat is a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL and just might get muted for being annoying as hell. Horseman of Pestilence.' ' 

Circuit8: He knows everything and you are wrong. Also plays guitar like a beast. Horseman of Death.

comunisumsucks: Is known for being the sexiest person in Eggy. (He thinks that).

Darkonius: A funny guy that likes computer games and chats sometimes. 

EnyOne25: Is very smart, and an amazing buddy. Some people hate him though.

Eskimo_Man: Funny guy that plays tower defense games a lot. He isn't an Eskimo.

FoxLimited:Into fat chicks, tossing salads, and interior decorating.

Gewt: A cool guy that is usually busy. He's also sometimes chatting.

graveyard890: Is a nice guy, who makes people laugh. Some people hates him.

imtoawsome: A guy that always plays Everybody Edits and he is awesome.

Lawlie: Former account name was diablo_wyvern. Recently failed at trolling so hard he made up a story about studying Eggy for a school project. Having balls fail.

LordsKnight: He's so hawt it isn't even funny. He's a fool.

Lufc4ever: Is a major emo person. Isn't nice to anybody. Almost everyone hates him.

nick7852: "Get on your knees like a good bitch" is one of this brilliant man's quotes. Definitely on the god tier in terms of cool, unlike most of the vain faggots in Eggy

onlineidiot1994: Most of the newer regulars say he has always been an idiot and always will, but they're just mad because he fucked their girlfriends and said women left their lovers for him.

PMdutch: Funny dutch guy. When he speaks dutch, ignore him.

ramonio: Is a pointless person that gives good advices. Little bit quickly agitated, but always in for a compromise.

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. Holds a belief that if grass is green and banana milkshake is yellowish, vegetarians are stupid. '''Horseman of War. '''Having lost his school-rental computer due to his completion of said institution, Redeement will be taking a break while he settles his ass down somewhere doing something. Will be missed

rein: Is evil and anyone that dares to stay 1 hour will suffer a life of horrible fates. Or not.

Senoac13: Sports_zacharyhs cousin, an old Eggy reg thats still active and is nice and funny.

Sports_zacharyh: Senoac13s cousin, an old Eggy reg thats still active and is nice and funny.

Surrender: Makes everyone surrender when he chats.

thekodos: Plays drums better than your mom plays his foreskin.....and that's impressive!!!! '''Horseman of Famine. '''

ugotvictimized: The chill one.

Girl Regulars
Rule 37.

brenda1996: No humor in real life, but everyone likes her humor. Is smart and polite.

canadianscanread: Yup, she is from Canada. Random girl that likes cats.

Cluchy: Amazing girl that likes purple cookies. She is on facebook a lot.

crazygirl98: Not crazy at all, but a really nice girl. Also kinda shy.

diamondeyes: An awesome girl that likes to argue. Is very smart and knows how to make everyone be nice.

EmoGurlB4MV: A really nice emo with finally black hair. Everyone loves her emoness and she drinks a lot.

hiddenstar: An Aussie that constantly comes to play, she's in Uni.

holly_ray: Cool girl that always starts nice conversations.

imthebestever: Her name doesnt lie and she plays pr2 a lot.

kittywithkatana: Awesome girl that is nice, friendly, funny, and smart. Ex-regular that came back to play. Member since early 2008.

miz_icy: Is the girl who stays up till 2 AM on weekdays when she has school.. but recently she's trying to change that.

PyrettaBlaze: Her real name is Trogdor the Burninator. One of the best on eggy.

tj09target: Doesnt give out personal info.

virrea: Smart girl thats plays the game Just Chatting so she can be in all time best high scores. Is also AFK a lot.

Ex Regulars
WE WANT MOST OF THE EX REGS BACK

airjellyfish16: Lost his account, made a new one called Airjelly, went to play in Digg Mark 1.

Apoco796: Likes nobody, and nobody likes him. It's a perfect agreement. Is on MSN now.

BlueberryMuffin: Left when Apoco did. Possibly the only person ever to like him. Also on MSN.

BlueMuffinz: Funny guy that shouldnt have left. He only left because all of his friends went to play in another room.

BrainFRZ: Also a mod now, she ditched Eggy after she became a mod. Room owner of Master Chief Kitchen.

colin00: Used to play in Eggy. He plays in The Mall now.

Crisler: Quit after he lost his internet.

duckluver129: hates walker.

FireandIce: Also a mod now thats not on much. He owns Room Mychermopia something like that.

OblivionWildfire: Awesome guy that we all miss and love.

Rebel2112: Has no time to kong because he is in Japan fighting in the war. We all wish him goodluck.

Serran_: Gets grounded a lot and is smart and likes weird people. Some most people don't want her back.

sisi623: Cant log on to kong anymore because her parents dont let her play on this site. We al l grave misses her.

WarlordsQueen: Likes to threaten to kill herself for attention. Don't worry, it IS just for attention. And lulz. don't buy the bullshit. Died of pancreatic cancer/leukemia/depression (boyfriend committed suicide/trolls mocking her). Warlords's sister made a guest appearance to announce the death using Warlords's account, the password to which was given to the grieving sister in an effort to let us all know that she really super cereally died. *lulz*  

WarriorsFan: Awesome person that always has a great attitude.

windgecko: Great guy. Wish he comes back.

Wizard158358: Another cool guy that liked roleplaying.

wyattman854: wtf. You do not want/need to know.

Regularly visiting mods
Barely any mods visit.

Trolls Slayed
a_sandwich: "IM HONGRY" "WOTS A WHIF" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

asf33: "you guys are fools" "but no i'm not a yourmom troll. thats all i had to work with" "yeah she's pretty good at beatin off anybody"

darkbullet59: “i do swim. i live next to it” “u r cat piss” “hav u ever tried sucied” “becuse u u think im r tard of it”

dorkulator: "dez nigs be disrespectyn all up in here"

killerrocks: “th fuvke”

hbug12: "fagit" "n","i","g","g","e","r","s","o","w","a","t" " i no it is cause u r death"

hungry_troll: FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME

shaddow66: "i'll suck your fathers" "i touch kids" "put your dick in me" "no such thing as racist, just ethnic banter"

Ex Regulars
WE WANT MOST OF THE EX REGS BACK

airjellyfish16: Lost his account, made a new one called Airjelly, went to play in Digg Mark 1.

Apoco796: Likes nobody, and nobody likes him. It's a perfect agreement. Is on MSN now.

BlueberryMuffin: Left when Apoco did. Possibly the only person ever to like him. Also on MSN.

BlueMuffinz: Funny guy that shouldnt have left. He only left because all of his friends went to play in another room.

BrainFRZ: Also a mod now, she ditched Eggy after she became a mod. Room owner of Master Chief Kitchen.

colin00: Used to play in Eggy. He plays in The Mall now.

Crisler: Quit after he lost his internet.

duckluver129: hates walker.

FireandIce: Also a mod now thats not on much. He owns Room Mychermopia something like that.

OblivionWildfire: Awesome guy that we all miss and love.

Rebel2112: Has no time to kong because he is in Japan fighting in the war. We all wish him goodluck.

Serran_: Gets grounded a lot and is smart and likes weird people. Some most people don't want her back.

sisi623: Cant log on to kong anymore because her parents dont let her play on this site. We al l grave misses her.

WarlordsQueen: Likes to threaten to kill herself for attention. Don't worry, it IS just for attention. And lulz. don't buy the bullshit. Died of pancreatic cancer/leukemia/depression (boyfriend committed suicide/trolls mocking her). Warlords's sister made a guest appearance to announce the death using Warlords's account, the password to which was given to the grieving sister in an effort to let us all know that she really super cereally died. *lulz*  

WarriorsFan: Awesome person that always has a great attitude.

windgecko: Great guy. Wish he comes back.

Wizard158358: Another cool guy that liked roleplaying.

wyattman854: wtf. You do not want/need to know.

I don't have a mom
agentvineyard: im 13 how could i have a mom stupid

Circuit8: Let's think about that one.

Circuit8: EVERYBODY HAS A MOM.

Circuit8: Logic fail.

Lulz
thekodos: And it is widy accepted to DRAW dicks

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking

graveyard890: damn pm fail

Acting like a noob
gamecool: grave i need to talk to you fast

imthebestever: dont tell the world. just pm him

graveyard890: what gamecool

gamecool: my parents don't let me play Mortal kombat trilogy please buy it

Hayle: Lol

gamecool: grave please please please please secretly give it to me

BlackRoseflash: what an awkward request

graveyard890: i hate that game

Hayle: Could be worse

Bowen vs. Troll
Henrikzetter1: yo

graveyard890: yo

Henrikzetter1: shut up Grave

bowen10000: hey hen nobody likes you

bowen10000: how does it feel?

Henrikzetter1: lol i dont care, this isnt real life now is it?

bowen10000: exactly

bowen10000: so when i see "Henrikzetter1: shut up Grave"

bowen10000: i wonder how you go about not calling yourself a hypocrite?

Henrikzetter1: >.>

Henrikzetter1: whatever

At this time Henrikzetter1 left. To his credit, he did not troll when he came back. Notice that you do not need real logic.

Three Quotes From thekodos
thekodos: Public restrooms make me feel like I'm playing Russian Roulette with my ass.

thekodos: Trying to put a model plane together, but the instructions give no indication of how many beers it's gonna take.

thekodos: My cat gets a lot of mail. He can barely open it and don't read good. I know. He can hear me. Suck it, cat. You don't type good too.

The Demise of Fox
thekodos:"I prefer holding it" -Fox

Circuit8:lmao

Circuit8:new quote for the wikia

redrat9595:Nice.

thekodos: Tee ball homie

thekodos: Tee ball

DSA!!!!!!
kdlballer: your moms part of the problem

thekodos: Don't hurt yourself thinking up these insults

kdlballer: good comeback.

thekodos: It's on par with anything "your mom" related

kdlballer: nobod y asked him to talk specifically and all hes doing is bitching

kdlballer: he can go somewhere else

thekodos: Are you getting all pissy?

kdlballer: your mom did last night when i didnt come over

thekodos: Wow, I thought the first one was just a joke

thekodos: Two your mom jokes in 5 minutes pushes the brink of doucheness

thekodos: I'd pump the brakes, kid.

kdlballer: wow is what your mom says after i leave

thekodos: Douche Status Achieved!!!

Eggstraordinary records
Please provide proof with screen shot (if you don't know how please ask or google), or a witness to this phenomenal feat. Thank you.

Longest time chatting non-stop without leaving
Current holder(s): thekodos and PyrettaBlaze

Time: 5 hours, 29 minutes and 44 seconds.

Highest level on Bloons TD4
Round: 111.

Difficulty: Easy

Map: Beginner

Current holder: Redeement

Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!
1. Bballdude98 (5/19/2010)

2. Circuit8 (5/31/2010)

Highest Wave on Mud and Blood 2
Wave: 91 Current Holder: Bballdude98

Highest Wave on Onslaught 2
Current Holder: Eskimo Man. Kills:4733 Shots:169258 Spend:932835 Score:4415108055 Wave:481