Eggstraordinary

Preface
Eggstraordinary (known as Eggy to anyone new.) is a Kongregate .chatroom Eggy is a melting pot of cultures and personalities. We're all different people here, so do us all a favor and don’t be closed-minded, open your mind and maybe you’ll learn something new. Everyone here just wants to have a good time chatting, so please don't RP (Role play), spam, be abusive, drop nukes on chat or troll. If you follow these rules, we'll all have fun. Basically, you come to Eggy to enjoy chatting to people and to make friends. Isn’t that what a Chatbox is for anyways? Watch out for “The Four” though: if do anything stupid and they will leave you bloodied and scarred for life.

The Four Horsemen
The Four Horsemen of Eggy have united under two purposes. The first of which is to protect the innocent and be, though @#!*% at times, helpful. Secondly, The Four Horsemen are here in Eggy to slay trolls. They each possess a different quality of "pwnage" and will absolutely tear your @#!*% up if you are: Stupid, trolling, flaming, spamming, emo, or any other number of hideously annoying things.

Understandably, there are many who feel jilted, offended, pillaged, insulted, and trampled by The Four. They can get over it. If you harbor some bad feelings towards one of them, you were wrong and they told you so.

Regrettably, the unit of chat-saviours that was known as The Four has now fractured, with one having disappeared for good, one fading almost to obscurity, and the only two still left being so infrequently on they might not be there at all.

Expect anarchy and (the horror) democracy to rise from their absence.

'There are no frequently visiting mods in Eggy. Trust nobody if not The Four. '

Dictionary for the Non-Eggheads
Egghead: Common denominator for all who frequent Eggstraordinary. (Isn't used normally, but watch out for it.)

Eggy: Shorthand for "Eggstraordinary", this is the more common of the two used.

Eggy: The room owner. These two cause some confusion, as they are used interchangeably.

Gravetard: Graveyard890

Walker: Graveyard's first account on Kongregate was named Walker9, and for many people that name stuck around.

The Rules of Eggy
Rule #1: Don't be a dick. Unless it's really funny.

The OTHER Rule #1: Don't talk about religion or politics.

Rule #2: If discussion arises, see both Rules #1.

Rule #3: Dont be a lying attention whore.

Room Owner


Eggy, who has been reluctant to come to Eggy recently, is presumed offline and busy with some real life @#!*%, for quite some time.

This screenshot is for when Eggy was finally on for once. He is almost never on anymore, so it is rare to see him on.

Eggy Regulars
The Eggy Regulars are always being updated, so don't fret if you aren't currently listed.

If you are an actual regular, you will not be added or you'll have to add yourself only to see SixSixOne undo your changes. If you're some cheap whore SixSixOne cybered with you will actually get added and stay there even if you don't visit ever again.

6619510155102464: Funny, weird, annoying, random, bipolar, evil. A guy that cares about his friends and hates trolls and spammers.

AddictedSkittlez: Loves skittles. Is awesome!! Would be really mad if you steal her skittles.

AZTECA666: One of the main Reggies now, he spends most time in chat and always defends Eggstraordinary against Stalker threats. He's a cool guy that everyone can get along with, though he is a bit dificult sometimes. Dont stalk when he is in chat, hell kick your butt. Nuff Said.

belisnel: An amazing Australian weirdo that is always hyper and loves being random. Her favorite words are BOOBIES!!! and JELLYFISH POOP!!! Call her Belle if you don't want to die.

brenda1996: Coming soon.

CarlieRainYoung: A RPing girl who spends most of her time asleep in a tree. Will occationally rear her head to follow chat when her name or a word that catches her interest is spoken.

Circuit8: One of the horsemen. Is a veteran of Eggy. Will troll the trollers out of this room. Is an expert at that.

chemromance13: Definately awesome. Loves Poe.<3

Danyo: Is a very polite young man who never talks about sex or other dirty moves. He hides himself in a corner when somebody will talk about it.

flooglee22: Her name's Lexi, she is really awesome and smart. Loves Oreos. She says she is ugly but she's beautiful.

Frejya: aka Lawlie, very opinionated, will smite you in any discussion, and is usually high when he's online. (:

hiddenstar: Hiddenstar loves medieval stuff and knows an awesome chocolate pudding recipe.

kturn101: The Aussie chick who likes being weird and likes to joke with AZTECA.

KuzukaiNoRin: The Canadian that is really evil. Not on much. Will throw grenades at people who misbehave.

lanceluvsboom: He is the most awesome person ever. <-- Does he says about hisself all the time.

lowtechredneck: The retarded monkey!!!

Magistry: Master “Nymphomancer” and fellow friend of all Eggy regulars. You’ll find Magistry to be a nice person although he’s a bit… perverted. When in the mood Magi will troll those that don’t make an effort to spell correctly in some disgusting ways. It’s best (For your sanity if nothing.) to stay on Magi’s good side.

Murder_Machine: Hot Aussie chick who is a Dimmu Borgir fan and likes to rape people with serrated knives and screwdrivers.

NinjaMike21297: There isn't much to say about him yet, as we don't know him well enough. >.>

PMdutch: Dutch PokemonMaster.

poetic4death: Odd child... poe. <3

Pyrosomniac: Fuck catches on fire when the dude sleeps.

Rebel2112: Information Pending.

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. Holds a belief that if grass is green and banana milkshake is yellowish, vegetarians are stupid. Also edits the wiki whenever necessary Horseman of War.

RyRy22: Information Pending.

shan14den: Awesome. Totally is an amazing person. Get to know her. She is also evil too, so be aware. :3

skinny1029: (n.) Member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth, who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination.

sodarox: She's also Australian. She is very evil and is often found lurking. Never makes mistakes in punctuation and is a Grammar Nazi. Lately she has upgraded her 'shun' ability to 'surprise tasering' people so you better be on the look out. That mixed with epic ninja skills, she is unstoppable.

SoulHunter19: Funny girl with a bit of a naughty streak but don't get on her bad side or she will take you down. Cat, Fox & Snake are main personalities, you will usually find Cat, but fear Snake, do not bring her wrath. I See You. -rawr-

TwoHourMotel: He was a reggy here before the Big Eggy Civil War, but has returned for the glory and girls, well mainly girls, but yeah... He's a pretty cool guy that will defend you if you are worth his time. But if you are a troll or an VUP (Very Unimportant Person), well get ready for some ass whooping.

Yeee5: Pretty random, father of Zeodeathgod...pretty cool. Is on mondays, tuesdays, thursdays and friday in 4 hour classes...

Zeodeathgod: Zeo is a closet Taylor Swift fan and is sodarox's sex bomb. He's a nice lad with a heart of gold and gets along famously with everyone.

The MIA (Missing in Action)
These brave souls of Eggy have sadly gone Missing In Action and have been lost to us. Whether the cause of their absence is death, boredom, having been assimilated by the borg, or (The Horror!) real life, we can only hope to find out.

We lament their loss, and pray for their eventual return.

AmberAsylum: Cause of absence: Illness. Amber is very sick and has handed over trolling and wiki editing duties to one of her friends from school. She'll come back when she feels better.

bowen10000: There is a small reward for information of bowen's whereabouts.

Crisler: Has now abandoned Eggy for Buffet of Goodness or Uber Universe.

EmogurlB4MV: There is a small reward for information of her whereabouts.

LordsKnight: Switched to another Chatroom.

meep888: Was evenly liked and hated by other eggy regulars. Cause of absence: Trolled to death, and fell in love with another website and another boy.

NoeinHOLiC: We don't know why he left.

thekodos: As one of the four horsemen, the loss of thekodos was a heavy one. Cause of absence: Real life.

Tyekkonderoga: Having been a generally nice guy and a welcome friend to the eggheads, Tyekk has sadly left for greener chatrooms. Cause of absence: Assimilation by the borg.

Moderators
Eggy: From time to time, Eggy (The room owner) shows his face in this glorious land of Eggstraordinary. These events occur about as often as your garden variety Ice Age, so you should not depend on seeing him much. However, he has the capabilities to moderate, and should be recognised as one.

FishesWithKeys: Although he has been trying to be come the RO of Teh Bleachers, he wouldn't mind becoming a frequent visitor to Eggstraordinary. Has been asked to become our unofficial mod.

Merryl: A relatively frequent visitor to eggy, compared to other mods. With her rowdy attitude and usage of both common sense and moderator powers, she is a favourite to many here.

Mousethecat: Comes to eggy frequently on calls of trolls. Says 3 jokes on average then leaves.

Eggy could use a regular mod, because we do attract (on purpose) a good bit of trolling and it is a pain to everyone to whisper a mod whenever somebody starts spamming, especially since they stop once they see the M and start once it goes away (usually).

Underage Morons
This list is for members encountered over Eggy that are either so retarded they are believed to be underage or at such a lack of maturity that they are deemed underage, or they actually are. Either way, they are not worth your time.

The reason why this is separated from Troll History is that they aren't trolls, just... Well Stupid or blatantly ignorant.

halfcow: Pretends to be 16 when he's most likely to be around eight or so. Stupid, a bad troll and can't comprehend full sentences.

stinkbomb350: Not worth the effort to send a response back. Just ignore him and you'll live a nice life.

Troll History (Bounty List)
People who have been in Eggy before being trolls. Everyone should watch out for these users so when they see them, they could mute them.

Boatzilla: He's from Uber Universe and probably the crudest, dumbest troll ever. I blame gravetard for his presence. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT bounty on him.

graveyard890: Yes, that's right, he was a troll (the white knight kind). He also had a habit of going to other rooms and portraying himself as a great troll slayer. He was run out by some regulars and now resides in Uber Universe(but still comes and visits Eggy on the odd occasion). Has a BEWARE bounty on him.

Another point of interest is his role in the founding of the Four Horsemen. He was a prime contributor to this grand event, in that he caused so much disruption in the holy land of eggy that their first and longest running goal was to remove him. They succeeded.

IndragonWandris (also known as The Inbred Dragon Is A Wanker): If he really has such a high IQ what the fuck was he doing trolling this room? . Watch out, he likes to bully people into giving out personal info and if you don't he claims he'll hack you (this part is utter bullshit). He claims to have such a high IQ but can barely spell and since he has nothing else more constructive to do, he has to make alts to come after you. He needs to get a life. Was originally praised up for his behaviour until he picked on the wrong person. Is not welcome in Eggy and should not be made welcome in any other chatrooms. '''NOW PERMABANNED, but will make lots of ALTS, so watch out for his alts. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT''' bounty on him. He is a Missing SS Rank Stalker Troll, so MUTE ON SIGHT. He is now known as ConvictedTruth. Please be careful with what you tell this guy as he may use it against you to harass you for naked pictures. If you have your email in your profile, remove it. Additionally, there are reports of him contacting the adults and guardians of minors, thereby affecting people offline. He is not to be approached.

izaaccool: Probably the worst fail troll known to roam the chat room's of kong, I think the following screenshot is proof enough. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT bounty on her. Her stupidity may cause you undesired Aneurysms, Strokes, Epilepsy, etc.

Josh_56: Pretending to be a mod, then a minute later says he was never pretending to be a mod and says he is a mod on a fake site. Also causing problems and calling everyone @#!*%, because of this everybody hates him! . Never to be welcomed in Eggy again. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT bounty on him.

phantomstreetguy: Notorious for harassing anyone supposedly female with requests for "being his girlfriend" or having sex with him. Readers are advised to tell him to ignore him. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT bounty on him.

Snowpandies: (A.K.A SnowPanties) Pretends to be your friend then morphs into a total jerk. Hangs around with Xantathane or whatever his name is. Has a BEWARE bounty on him, so beware... o.o

Star_Fox_Forever: Pretending to be starfox characters. Also made 7 alt accounts and was talking with himself and continued for 30 minutes until he got slayed off by a moderator. Also thinks he knows how a mod works, but like all noob trolls that know nothing, he was dumb enough to get himself silence. Now he learned his lesson to never come back to Eggstraordinary. Has a MUTE ON SIGHT bounty on him.

The Conversationally Challenged
That is, either chatters that are too young or too stupid to hold a coherent conversation without having it degenerate into roleplay, random shouting, song lyrics or copy-pasting.

annexoxo: Archetypal 'underage' user. Uses lots of RP-style chat such as replacing "L"s with "W"s and spouting nonsense about how emo she is because her parents don't understand her.

beastmode742436 (A.K.A. beatoffmode this term is only used by the unwitty )': This guy kind of confused me, but basically he tried to call an election for leader of Eggstraordinary and got made fun of by everyone who was online at the time, then he panicked and left to some random room. Barely worth noting. Won't go away, though. Recently admitted to holding the alternate account "jhonnyknoxville" (A.K.A. Coxville). Has actually made an account called beatoffmode. He claims to have hundrerds of alts, but that is probably bullshit.

drbarrelroll369: He is really annoying and most people in Eggy have muted him or ignore him. Be aware of this user when he is on.

lepug101: Claim to fame is that he is "not gay", though, who is to say? Also apparently is straight long enough to harrass underage girls. I mean REALLY underage. Is really annoying in chat and often resorts to role play killing people.

lepug101: I'd **** floo in the ass

lepug101: if she were 17

lepug101: but she's 12.

methmilk: A really dumb failtroll who came in to call us all faggots and tell us to suck our mom's cocks. We hope he never comes back.

neonbabe96: A very mentally challenged girl that came to troll about how pretty she was, ended up giving her address and found her pic (looked like a cross between Harry Potter and a gorrilla) in the end she was shooed away by the Eggy Patrol (AKA Reggies). She caused more laughs than problems, so she didnt deserve going to the Troll List.

noahx44: The following excerpts from chat will suffice, I think.

noahx44: PLZ

noahx44: IM SUFFOCATING

noahx44: IM SUFFOCATING IN YOUR ASS

noahx44: IM ASSOCATING!

noahx44: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PeopleEater1333: RP retard. Seems to equate *smacks you in the face* with actually smacking you in the face. Idiots like this are the reason we need a new Horsemean.

Funny Memoriable Quotes
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Keep on being either a moron or way badass, and you might see your name(and conversations) here.

The News at 9
 'JohnTheBomb': so carlos hows it feel to be the most neglected man in eggy?


 * shoves camera and microphone in face*

'CarlosQuintero': well it feels great bob

'CarlosQuintero': feels real good man

'CarlosQuintero': I just wanna thank god

'CarlosQuintero': you know

'CarlosQuintero': for makin this happen

'CarlosQuintero': um

'CarlosQuintero': my publicist

'CarlosQuintero': couldn't have done it without you

'CarlosQuintero': you know honestly

'CarlosQuintero': it's like

'JohnTheBomb': excellent. back to you in the newsroom chuck. *smiles to camera*

'BlackRoseflash': thanks bob

'BlackRoseflash': we'll be back right after these messages.

Gravetard's Fail
BlackRoseflash: and because i'm such a good friend, i'll help by calling you stalker from now on :>

Crisler: i havent given you talk on female feet yet

graveyard890: no brf

graveyard890: i like gravetard better

Jennabation: lmao

BlackRoseflash: you'd rather be called gravetard?

graveyard890: no

I don't have a mom
agentvineyard: im 13 how could i have a mom stupid

Circuit8: Let's think about that one.

Circuit8: EVERYBODY HAS A MOM.

Circuit8: Logic fail.

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking {C}graveyard890: @#!*% pm fail

Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me
{C}6619510155102464: now can i touch you guys??

6619510155102464: WAIT

6619510155102464: WAIT WAIT

6619510155102464: WAIT

Yeee5: ouch!!

poetic4death: No.

6619510155102464: DONT READ THAT, THAT SOUNDED WRONG

6619510155102464: Ill rephrase that

6619510155102464: damn its already too late =(

Fail of Eggstraordinary proportions
LordsKnight: This is your last chance to leave, burger and SHE.

a_passing_maniac: no it's not, lord.

a_passing_maniac: they can leave whenever.

Zeodeathgod: 0.o

LordsKnight: Not with their last shreds of dignity.

burgerboy: who u having fn with a peterfile

LordsKnight: LMFAO

Zeodeathgod: >.>

LordsKnight: XDF

a_passing_maniac: well, that works.

Zeodeathgod: xDD

crackedcorn: lol u spelled it wrong

LordsKnight: PETERFILE!!

Zeodeathgod: LOL

graveyard890: im crackin up

Zeodeathgod: LOLLOLOL i just laughed so hard xD

LordsKnight: Oh, God.

crackedcorn: lol ikr\

LordsKnight: That's great.

bigrick: that made me laugh :')

a_passing_maniac: aaand, last shred of dignity, gone.

Zeodeathgod: xD

Zeodeathgod: llooololool

a_passing_maniac: lords, your prediction was masterly

crackedcorn: lol apm

SHEDEVIL2: i am not listening to ur nonsense

burgerboy: **** u that was like ur mom in my bed last night m8

bigrick: you fail

a_passing_maniac: burger mate, stop while you're behind and not to far behind

LordsKnight: Burger, I can't take you seriously at all.

burgerboy: who ur mom

LordsKnight: There aren't words for that kind of fail

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: not even epic fail is enough

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: and epic fail is a lot

crackedcorn: ikr

bigrick: of fail

a_passing_maniac: it is a lot

bigrick: peterfile :')

Eggstraordinary records
Once more, exactly what it says on the tin. Please provide proof with screen shot (if you don't know how, google it), or a witness to this phenomenal feat. Thank you.

Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!
1. Bballdude98 (5/19/2010)



2. Circuit8 (5/31/2010)



Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Level Pack!
1. Circuit8 (5/9/2011)



Highest Wave on Mud and Blood 2 Most Kills on Mud and Blood 2
Wave: 91 Current Holder: Bballdude98 Wave: 85 Kills: 727 Current Holder: skinny1029



High Score on Pinball
High score: 934600

Current holder: 6619510155102464



All Levels Gold on Villainous
Record: SoulHunter19