Mostly Harmless

Bah weep graanah wheep nini bong 'Mostly' Harmless, AlisonClaire (Ali or AC)'s chatroom which was awarded to her by jim in early 2008. Previously named 'Castles Must Die,' Ali opted to rename it after Earth's description in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." This caused overexaggerated anger among the room's regulars (some of whom are still around today). The name change was actually appreciated but in accordance with clique rules, the new 'guy' must always be made fun of in someway. (We still do sometimes, even though she's not so new.)

In the present day, the conversation can range from the newest article from online news websites, webcomics, websites with humorous intents, or the intellectual capabilities of various newcomers. Never fear however, there are many mods who watch over us whenever they can, from the standard room mods: AlisonClaire, Jilli, Takumashii, Leavescat, Shadow42, SweetyWrapper, to mods who are spiritually bound to other rooms but enjoy a visit or two.

If you decide to visit us, please respect our rights to read comprehensive English, the codes of conduct, and the commandments of gaming; the relevant of which are the following:

http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct

I. Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.

II. Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.

IV. Honor thy PC and thy console.

VII. Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.

X. Thou shalt not cheat.

and above all else, DON'T stalk Alison asking if you can become a mod.

AlisonClaire
Alison Claire Huffman, Staff member of Kongregate working out of her home. Enjoys long walks on the beach, being called 'Ali', and setting her status to 'away' whenever possible. No fawning, stalking, or nudging. We will defend her till our dying breath. "Fyoosh" "The lamest person ever" - Teakettle

Quotes: AlisonClaire: I'm not into tentacle porn enough to work for NG

Moderators
Jilli Alison's sister, makes sporadic visits, always entertaining. "Baby Blue"

Takumashii He's from Canada, eh. Never present... EVAR "Criminy"

Quote: kooleyo: what taku's opinion on emos? Takumashii: They're worthless crybabies.

Another Quote: daspamma: bible fight is an insult to christians and catholics Takumashii: they'll get over it

Sweetywrapper Is only a Sweety when she's a Sweety, but when she's not Sweety she's just a Wrapper. ^_^

shadow42 Our newest room mod; "Pookie" "'Nique" *Is very happy Cgaan isn't dead >_<*

Quote: shadow42: i'm like an annoying cat in heat

Visual representation: http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2633

Xubnormal Shadow's secret lover.

Quote: Xubnormal: Dangit. You made me snorfle.

Regulars
If you are a regular and would like to add yourself to this list of awesome, kindly place yourself in proper alphabetical order according to username.

afatpaws one the most annoying people according to Takumashii. everyone

Quote: hell is a world where hoby is your best friend

cal010 Definitely the coolest person here. According to cal.

Cgaan Mysteriously vanishes for 2 months(and didn't bother to tell the denizens that he wasn't really dead) and whenever he leaves the mostly harmless chat room, he is presumed dead. Shadow I'm not dead :D

CometShade Oldest regular, the one who makes it 'Mostly'. "Slick"

Quote: CometShade: There's a webcomic for everything.

GormeltheMighty I'm not really a troll, although I am a jerk with a half-assed superiority complex. Women are inferior, as are Asians. I'm nice enough if you share my sense of humor: cynical and prejudiced.

Haskey96 A normally cool and persistant Reguler. Troll.

Hoby The awesome trobbit of awesome. BE AFRAID. Quote: Spivsy: it's fun when people try to make hoby feel remorse Spivsy: it never works

JetLag, Has never had JetLag, ever. Yet, Maybe I will, when I fly over to rip your Computer to SHREDS to stop you editing this Wiki. ....so this is basically an admission that you will/have had jetlag =D

KuragariNoTenshi Claims to be himself, and really is. Except when he isn't.

Quote: KuragariNoTenshi: Everyone hearts shadow

LeBagel (a.k.a.bgal735,TheBagel,Bagel) The casual mac gamer (ikr?oxymoron) of the group. Just comes on to say hi usually. Then with his attention span of a squirrel, he gets sidetracked and leaves.

Lordkronos 

ManOfMotion Shows up randomly, tells lame awesome jokes about mothers and Soviet Russia.

meltedbutter

osiris6607 What an idiot. Dammit jet. stop editing my name!!!!.......No.

Quote: osiris6607: computer geeks saved you from Y2k!!

panda so annoying. continually tries to add himself to the wiki, but we continue to delete his entries. what a prick.

Pladd That one kid who lurks and occasionally has something to add a.k.a GomreltheMighty(deceased)

Spivsy Spivsy sells things on the black market. And the white market. He's not racist.

Quote: Spivsy: everything I say is comedy gold.

Another Quote: Spivsy: poor people give me gas

Another Quote: Spivsy: he's badmouthing shadow?! That does it! *rolls up sleeves* ow, the cold hurts my arms

Teakettle Has entered a semi-abusive relationship with all the female mods

Videogamer12 Coolness, with awesome on the inside

winwinwe A habitual liar who happens to be a rat.(spivsy: no you're not. winwinwe: Yes I am. osiris6607: oh, hey guys) Always attracts the attention of an angry mob and is wildly hated. Also Psychotic.

xirmi Pretty self-descriptive huh?

Quote: xirmi: I'm the only one who hasn't said anything.

Yamiro The one time Zombie of Mostly Harmless, has infected countless others without their knowledge. Also pretty good at killing chat. "Percy"

Quote: Yamiro: hey look a troll, i'm gonna sharpen my crowbar and then we go to town on it.

Zeth147 Seems to have a habit of putting ellipses at the end of every statement...

Reading Recommendations
Most of Mostly Harmless's inhabitants are quite literate. These are a few good reads a couple of us recommend to any and all persons who happen upon this page.

Books
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Life, the Universe and Everything

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Mostly Harmless

Webster's English Dictionary...unabridged

Fight Club

Choke

Interview with the Vampire

Webcomics
XKCD

Ctrl-Alt-Del

Least I Could Do

Dresden Codak

Sinfest

Looking For Group

Dr. McNinja

Questionable Content

Slackerz

Three Panel Soul

Rock-Paper-Cynic

Goblins

Wasted Talent

Winwinwe's rants that don't mean much
Trolls are in MH

and unlike other rooms, we do not always have a mod. italics look good. and the word kinda reminds you of italy

If you suck at not feeding the trolls don't come here you worthless waster of space. Often a losse troll will come into the room with a full pot of barrel rolls and 'your mom' jokes; Don't Freakin' post, the regulars or mods will handle it. Just shut up and don't lose your pants. If you see a troll, get your eyes checked. Some regulars have pet trolls, chill the heck out. If a newbie comes in, don't worry, we're all just trying to give him/her a trial by fire.

Idiots. Say that word once in your mind. Idiots. Here's a protip: In MH we don't care about your trollness(much) If your an idiot, however you will get an insanely large tongue lashing by everyone. If you have to talk about your 'gangsta style' while trying to get people to listen, don't come here. In conclusion trolling is not much diffrent then being an idiot in MH

HOBY IS TEH TROLL OF AHSEM!!!! ZOMGWTFBBQ