Chatmasters

Welcome to Chatmasters, home of one of the best chats around- 'cause it has masters and you don't, so ha! When you come in, you'll get a nice, warm welcoming... or someone saying "GTFO" XD.

Chatmasters is currently one of the chats that has the 'cancer', as the internet likes to call it. Here you can find crazos, trolls, and those who are just cognitively impaired, with a few decent citizens in between.

Also home of the rivaling Krews. The war is about to begin.....take cover.

Chatmaster's Mods:
Rulers of the land. Respect and live well. Keeps the "Krew War" from coming to a brew.

Sten123
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(Stencil, Stenny, Stennie)

Helped reconstruct this page! ^_^ A pretty cool guy. He gets the job done while still being fun and British and doesn't afraid of anything. Some people are like "you suck", and stuff, but y'know, those are the trolls..

Catch Phrase: ''Meh. :P''

One quote: "Chaos_J: Hai Sten ^_^ Sten123: Sten? Who's Sten? Hi, Sten!"

2DArray
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(2D, Array) Owner of de chat! He's also a nice guy. He has a second account "3DArray". He has a couple of nice games and friends.

Zshadow
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(Z, shad)

Our most called modfriend. Invented that kool Phantom and Z website.

Dacke and Genx
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This nice duo decided to take shop most recently in CM. They lurk for the most part though.

Other Mods
Many other mods come and visit (due to excessive modcalls) such as MarikoYoshida, boyblue, Infernitorn, Aldom, zaraki... Modfriendis where u can catch all of these dudes and more.

Regulars:
Ah, the regulars, villagers of the land, come in all different attitudes and species. Maybe one of these guys will be your friend one day....or one of them will tell u to "GTFO!!". We'll see what happens....

Chaos_J
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(Cj, chaos)

Helped write this page. One of the koolest dudes of chatmastas. Pretty fun kid and really active. Friend to all! Crazy to none.....okay maybe some. Loves hot chocolate in the Summer and ice cream in the Winter. This guy also keeps the room under control and tries to keep both 'krews' under control.

Quote: ''*pulls up pants* alright, time to straighten out you whippersnappers narutorules7777: Chaos, stop acting like an old fart. EuropaIV: Chaos, where were you're pants before? Chaos_J: That's none of your damn buisness Europa xD''

Catch Phrase: WAT!

SkinnyJeanzKid
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(Rampy, Skinny, Jeanz)

He's a strong Christian with some punk skater on the side. He's a pretty fun kid.

OMNIX2
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A cool guy who made a website: Omnigames. He's a super secret spy. (not much of a secret now....)

A quote: HOLY CRAP GUYS!

legendjunior
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(lj, legend, junior)

Ah, Zach. He's a really nice guy. He can make a very mean threat....trust me.. He works at a Martial Arts Schools and he can take a joke.

A quote: ''CJ!!!!! IMA KILL YOU!!!!''

shadowhedgehog10
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(shadow)

Shadow, half-troll, half-friend. Our excessive link dude...

twilightgirl22
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(twi, tg, rachel)

A pretty sweet girl who obviously likes twilight. she is a faithful chatter and LOVES to role play online in the chatrooms (even though it says in the rules that you're not allowed to in a non-roleplaying chatroom which is what chatmasters is). Pretty chill a lot of the time and is very loved by her friends.

iKiller
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(Killer, killa)

Killer is like our Cyber-genius of Chatmasters. He made the famous Kongonia website. Make sure to check it out!

rockerchick13
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(amber, rockerchick, rocker)

Rockerchick is the nicest of all chatmasters. She, of course, loves rock and role play and would give anybody a helping hand. She is also twilightgirl's sis.

Edyy214
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(Edwin, DO NOT CALL HIM EDDY!)

The local hunky mexican pothead that is well known by the chatmaster regulars.

The Kewl Krew
Considered the "Illuminati" of Chatmasters, The Kewl Krew are the renegade Troll Hunters of all of Chatmasters. Watch out for Kewl Krew imitators! If you are trollin and not in compliance with the kewl krew, you will most likely be insulted and leave the room with a sense of self-hate and misery......or you might be a troll. A suplus of chatmasters really think that the kewl krew trolls, but as they claim, they don't, they only troll on the trolls to eliminate zen.

EuropaIV
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(Nick)

One of the only decent yet crazy (at times) citizens left in chatmasters, EuropaIV always does his best to keep chat under control when a moderator is unavailable. He also listens to excellent music, and likes long walks on the beach (HE DOES! xD) anti-governmental rhetoric. He is currently helping to perform chemotherapy(in the form of making the said cancer cells feel uncomfortable in chat and leave on their own accord) on chatmasters with Chloe.

Formed the Kewl Krew (informally) with Chloeandthehawk to combat a renewed presence of pre-pubescent online relationships and the cancer that spawns from these groups was becoming increasingly powerful. The cancer needed to be stopped, and when Europa noticed the formation of the massive tumor "Kool Crew", he decided something needed to be done. So on a half-baked idea, Swiftrift(Luke) and Europa(Nick) decided to form the Kewl Krew to bring Kongregatian justice to Chatmasters.

The chat will never be the same...

chloeandthehawk
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(Chloe)

Pretty much the first real girl to set foot in chatmasters. She's one of the oldest chatmasters chatters, opening kongregate straight to that page for more than a year now. Chloe is a grammar nazi, though doesn't have a degree to back it up, like Trey does. Although some think she's just trollin'- she is not trollin, she is Chloe, you see? Chloe is NOT warmin a bun in the oven. :D (THANK YOU SHE GOT HER PERIOD AND THAT WAS LIKE A MONTH AGO YOU DICKZ)

QTS: chloeandthehawk: Don't think I won't cut you.

chloeandthehawk: okay, jerkasaurus rex! chloeandthehawk: dude, quit being such a doucheadactyl.

Swiftrift
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(swift)

The crazy pothead genius of chatmasters, talk to him if you wanna laugh, give him ketchup and he'll eat a troll

Quote: when god gives you lemons, squirt them in his eyes and steal the pepsi under his desk

FearTheHobbits
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(Pher)

While he comes off as a troll at first, Hobbits is quite intelligent and is usually found at the center of any intellectual discussion that haphazardly stumbles into Chatmasters. He's not afraid to stand up, call someone an idiot, and tell them to GTFO. He is very misunderstood.

A quote: ''FearTheHobbits: Why are you in this chat anyway? You're a girl. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.''

SO MUCH WIN

'FearTheHobbits: Who the **** are you anyway?

FearTheHobbits: FTH, language'

-BRACE FOR V&-

Chaos_J: Fear: I thnk you need to get out......and buy candy!!

LTnutria : Lol. Agreed!! =)

FearTheHobbits : One step ahead of you. already got the van, candy, condoms, and jagermeister

FearTheHobbits: 'Cuz I like my women like I like my whiskey

FearTheHobbits : Three years old and mixed up with coke

ChoxZ
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(Are)

A Norwegian lad who happens to work for a concert place thingy. He will probably harass you a bit, but it's all in good fun. He is also better than you... at everything.

A quote: ChoxZ: < or GTFO

Schala
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Schala is a female name, not a male name. Let's get that straight. Does Schala sound masculine at all?! Schala is one mean bitch. She'll most likely harass you when greeting, most of the time with an insult of sexual nature. If you respond in kind, you'll do well with this one.

Don't take her too seriously though, that's the point in online chat... it's all in fun. No need to go off crying or blowing your brains out now.

A quote: Schala: i'm a saggitariuskdfsa......a sag

TreyForrester
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(Trey) *obviously*

An ex-con with a smoother demeanor, but a rude attitude. He will let you know when you are wrong. He will sell you drugs... if you ask nicely. He also doesn't take shit from anybody. If you make contact with this fine fellow, let it be clear that you are not akin to the mindless drones that are invading CM wave after wave. Otherwise, be prepared to meet fury and hellfire. Almost everyone hates him, except for, like, Chloe. Hes best friends with Kallie.

QT: "TreyForrester: Chatmasters makes me want to eat glass" link title

DeciusBrutus
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A lurker for the most part. He does however rear his ugly head whenever he feels the particular moment calls for it. If you awaken the beast, be prepared for the consequences. Deci knows more about your life than you do, so you were warned. Professional troll hunters don't get better than this guy. Watch out.

Kool Crew
The quite well known species of chatmasters. Most of these guys are the 10% nicer version of the Kewl Crew, but don't expect to get a helping hand from these guys. These guys will keep the chat kool..

Rivals of the Kewl Crew.....a war is brewing..Chatmasters will change forever...

musicqueen74
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(Falen, justice, music)

A faitful emo that loves to be called falen (although this is not her real name :P)She loves music (hence, the name) but you do not want to get her completely pissed off or she'll go "super bitch"(Most of the time resulting in her getting a silence) on your ass. I tend to try to stop this.... she is also a bff of lovergirl.

Co-creator of Kool Crew.

lovergirl4532
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(lover, loves)

lovergirl is a friend to all chatmasters, but not TheKid30 any more. She's a very nice girl and of course, loves. She's bffs with musicqueen74.

It seems TheKid and Lovergirl e-brokeup their e-lationship due to e-problems. XP

Co-creator of Kool Crew.

TheKid30
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(Kid)

Kid, a cool kid. Loves his Kongonia. He has a thing for girls... a lot of girls... but he has lovergirl4532. He may or may not be a pervert at times... Currently being succubized by lovergirl. Will do basically anything to impress anybody. Has apparently left to go find enlightenment in the Himalayas or some other emo-related shit. Probably the latter.

A quote: wanna have some fun?

Catch Phrases: "dammit..." "eh?"

Seth99dragon
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(Seth)

A kool guy who enjoys long walks to a dark corner.....then sitting in it. Little bugger lurves to RP. Quote: *goes to darkest corner I can find*

IceTheBaron / vampeer
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(Icey, baron/vamp)

1/4 troll, 3/4 games. Ice can't get enough games...did I mention he likes games?....If I didn't, he likes games....

He also thinks shotguns have bullets that can ricochet off of car doors.

A quote: IceTheBaron: games..

Catch Phrase: games..

Holyblitz
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A relative noob to chatmasters that decided to swarm around quiet or loud. I believe at the moment this young man is being succubized by musicqueen xD

Our Trolls
Peasents of our broken domain. Will do anything to disturb Chatmaster than it already is.. luckily, the mods tame them to the bone...

HenryHate
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(Henry) &/or (Note *short for deathnote*)

A somewhat bitter, hateful little man who just needs a hug.

An unstoppable force of nature. If Henry is in the room, watch out. He will troll you into

a paralysis. There is no stopping Henry, there is no winning against Henry. The only

solution is to get a moderator and silence him for an hour, and hope he gets bored during

that hour. If you begin a grudge with Henry, you will never see the end of it. And you will

lose. Always. Best solution is mute him and pretend he never existed- except he's pretty

funny, so don't actually mute him. Kewl Krew has left him to his own demise, because with a

troll of this magnitude the only end for him is non-underaged b& and v&.

Like a ginger, Henry has no soul. He is completely androgynous- a machinelike entity that

loves nothing and hates everything. The truth is simple: there is only degrees of fail.

(Side Note)

Henry does have a heart, but it's over 9000x times too small.

QTS:

'HenryHate: how do i know you didn't edit that to win this argument?

HenryHate: Secondly, I'm kind of an expert.

HenryHate: I'LL GET A MOD GUISE.'

Is a king of quick fixes.

eam.

RIP HENRY, PERMAB&

LarryLove: Yeah, Schala.

LarryLove: ?

EuropaIV: The admin will decide if it's permaban.

Swiftrift: can't he just make another account?

EuropaIV: I don't know if he will.

EuropaIV: We'll see, I guess.

Swiftrift: shit...

Disregard, he'll be back in a few days.

narutorules7777
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(unknwn)

Not much is known about this troll. He seems to enjoy referencing Adolf Hitler frequently, and starting arguments and spam wars. He still has some sense of rationality, but the troll frequently circumvents this. Far less powerful than Henry, but when coupled with an attack from Henry... Chatmasters will burn.

zchysgnkyshzgzkc
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(MissingNo.) lawl luv pkemn

The intellectual capacity of this troll is not so spectacular. However, this trolls user name is a complete mash up of letters. Interestingly enough, not containing vowels. (Vowels turn trey on)(grammar turns chloe on, it's meant to be) This trolls random name makes it a good representation of the many many trolls that pop in once only to get silenced and then leave.

QTS: 'zchysgnkyshzgzkc: for some reason chloes are always hot not well maybe'

'zchysgnkyshzgzkc: nickle sucks' (Trolls hate transition metals)

xokalliebabyxx3
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(Kallie)

This poor girl must have a major brain contusion. This is a case of a troll that doesn't even know it's a troll. There's no concept of self. She is a nice girl, but tends to overreact towards mod and other users. Gud timez though... right? She likes to claim she's a moderator. She also claims that Chloe is her kitty and Trey is her puppy. She is quite delusional in a cute, fucked up way.

QTS:

On (4/20) EuropaIV: HAPPY HOLIDAY

xokalliebabyxx3: merry easter

TreyForrester: Easter was last Sunday

The CheerTrolls
A bunch of awful trolls (alttrolls maybe?) who are self-proclaimed "Cheerleaders from Australia." When asked what school they cheered for, they replied "Crocodile Wrestling School." Most of their time is spent in the chat either being drooled on by fragile boys, talking about shit no one cares to hear or defending their puny IQ scores.

cuddlepie: omggg! cuddlepie: gimme an C! catiecatiecatie: C! cuddlepie: C! bridgee: yayy! mischaaxx: haha yay cuddlepie: GIMME AN H bridgee: c! bridgee: H cuddlepie: H TreyForrester: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! catiecatiecatie: H

Laws of the land
These laws bring Kongregational Justice to Chatmasters.

Emancipation Chatlamation
Frees all trolls to their free will, still under the high watch of fellow moderators

Treaty of Krew
Soon to be signed by the rivaled crews to resolve peace in the land.

Requirements:


 * Shall not strongly harm(insult) one another
 * Most members of both crews shall befriend one another
 * Parishes both crews reforming a new chatmasters
 * Both parished crews shall adapt to the Kongregate behavior guidelines more often
 * Members shall not make a new crew that targets other users in any harmful way