The River

The River, owned by the beautiful Lucky_Miles, is a room like no other. the River's form of currency is Fish. The River is obviously the best chatroom on Kongregate, but we have no credit for it. Mr. Sir Iamgoldplayer (Silver, Gold) has recently requested the people of The River to broadcast the glory throughout the whole realm of Kong. Together, if we combine the power of the River, we shall rule all of Kongregate! For the River!


 * The behaviour guidelines of Kongregate apply just as much, if not more so, here in this article.

Lucky_Miles
Lucky__Miles is the current owner of The River.

AStrawberrySlush
AStrawberrySlush is the newfound Queen of The River. She is the co-founder of TRRP.

Zak7062
Zak7062 is the Wiki Editor and a TRRP activist. Has been River Wading since 2008.

Casada_Radio
He's a radio. What else needs to be known?

ShadedUmbreon
Almost been around for a month as of 9-19. Also a regular role player, and will accept legitimate challenges whenever she has the time.

Drummermean
Drummermean has been a regular for many years but missed out on a lot of the River's great history due to an extended break. He has now returned to a barren chatroom, attempting to be restored by TRRP.

MizuNoKuni
A huge tank who is known by many names, but hated, but loved equally by all. Mizu has reached the rank of idolism in the River.

dragonreborn567
Is too lazy to be buggered doing much other than mocking you. But wants you to know he still cares. ♥ (He also gets many Draggasms from looking at pictures of windows.)

Iamgoldplayer/ArmenianNinja
Same person, big difference. Well, not really. They're both pretty freakin' awesome. Oh, and Pingas.

BloodyCaesar:
Hath been one Regular since the Fall of The year of Grace of our Lord MMVIII (XXVIII of December), and shallt be until The Great Sky crumbles and Slay us in the XXI th day of MMXII. Or perhaps for longer.

Hath been voted a God by Riverans in the very late month of February, MMVIII. But hath no true power.

Hath been killed by Bunnies in MMIX, hence is not killable anymore.

Nutter666
Nutter666 has being a regular in The River since 2008, as well as developing numerous games based on conversations in The River.

KoalaBars
That one chick that everyone loves and most would sex up. If you seek an odd conversation, look no further than the Ko.

McIntosh
The second god of The River. He has the ability to empty the place simply by leaving the room. ~This is Mc speaking. The time of The Return has come. I seek Yin. -Gr speaking. Yin is usually on in my mornings... figure that out for you I have run out of intelligence for the day...

GeneralRed
Pretty much the most awesome person you will ever meet. Period. Ever. No questions. If you ask you will be eliminated by thirteen Red ops snipers (see what I did there?)

The River's Blog
The River's blog is ran by Casada_Radio. Get all of The River news from there.

http://kong-river-o.blogspot.com/

TRRP
TRRP stands for The River Restoration Project. It is a movement to restore the former glory of The River before it was over run by noobs and trolls. It plans to bring back the old regulars (who have had their names removed from the wiki until they agree to come back and help) and, with their united assistance, to remove all the trolls and restore the chat to its former glory.TRRP was founded by CabbyCakes and AStrawberrySlush. However, due to a step down from leadership, CabbyCakes has left TRRP. Longtime regulars of The River are welcome to join TRRP at any time. However, noobs of The River may need to be voted in. TRRP also has defense force called RiverShield (RS).

TRRP is a peaceful group, dedicated to making The River the best it can be. We are not in any way a raid group and will not tolerate any raiding. As a member of the TRRP you will do your best, visit regularly, and talk in The River when you're online. You'll also be expected to remain calm when trolls are trolling the room. Just mute them and ignore. Do NOT under any circumstances flame or "counter troll" them as this just leads to further problems and even more trolling.

TRRP Members:
AStrawberrySlush

Zak7062

Casada_Radio

flar3fir3

dannysheperd

MilesIsOnline

Drummermean

iNightLord500

MizuNoKuni

Nutter666

EmoAshe16

samanthaccp

GeneralRed

QueenOfGorm

yesiamthatman

JiiNxY

Missing Regulars:
ApprenticeChief

MarsIsHere

Banned843

Lanson

thejoshmoloony

Cancancoo

Guypersonman

Bundles

Thesnitzchelman

Crossflame

ArmsofGlory

Timmilemons

RiverShield
RiverShield, or RS, is The River's defense force. RS' members dedicate their time to protecting The River. They will declare a Mass Mute or MM over a troll or spammer.Below is the list of the members of TRRP that are in RS.

AStrawberrySlush: Queen

Zak7062: Cowboy Casanova Explosives Expert

MizuNoKuni: Counter Troll Ninja

EmoAshe16: Fire Panther

Nutter666: Forsaken Angel

yesiamthatman: The Key of Destiny

Riverian Quotes
This section is for all the great quotes from The River.


 * Zak7062: And the Lord said LET THERE BE LIGHT! and Zak said o.o okay okay you dont have to shout!!!

samanthaccp: o.o

caboosereturns: And Cab Said CLAMMIT! You BOTH SHOULD BE WORKING!

Zak7062: hahahaha

caboosereturns: Then Zak slapped him and told him to stop pretending he was the boss.****