Eggstraordinary

Preface
Eggstraordinary (known as Eggy to the non-downs) is a chatroom. Entering the room as an outsider can be risky. You might run into a certain uber-friendly user willing to tell you everything there is to know, or you may run into a league of chat masters bent on destruction who will smite you upon one misguided statement. You would be best off staying quiet to begin with. As the rather dense editor before me stated, this room is going through some enjoyable turmoil. All in all, one who is considering this room should hop in now, tensions are rising fast. What happens next just might be epic.. &nbsp ''' Strikethrough text serves mainly to show passage of time. Studying it can provide you with some insight as to what Eggy was like before you got here. '''

The Four Horsemen
The Four Horsemen of Eggy have united under two purposes. The first of which is to protect the innocent and be, though @#!*%  at times, helpful. Secondly, The Four Horsemen are here in Eggy to slay trolls. They each possess a different quality of "pwnage" and will absolutely tear your @#!*%  up if you are: Stupid, trolling, flaming, spamming, emo, or any other number of hideously annoying things.

Understandably, there are many who feel jilted, offended, raped, pillaged, insulted, and trampled by The Four. They can get over it. If you harbor some bad feelings towards one of them, you were wrong and they told you so.

Regrettably, the unit of chat-saviours that was known as The Four has now fractured, with one having disappeared for good, one fading almost to obscurity, and the only two still left being so infrequently on they might not be there at all.

Expect anarchy and (the horror) democracy to rise from their absence.

'There are no frequently visiting mods in Eggy. Trust nobody if not The Four. '

Dictionary for the non-eggheads
Egghead: Common denominator for all who frequent Eggstraordinary.

Eggy: Shorthand for "Eggstraordinary"

Eggy: The room owner. These two cause some confusion, as they are used interchangeably.

Gravetard: Graveyard890

Walker: Graveyard's first account on Kongregate was named Walker9, and for many people that name stuck around.

The Rules of Eggy
Rule #1: Don't be a dick.

The OTHER Rule #1: Don't talk about religion.

Rule #2: If discussion arises, see both Rules #1.

Room Owner


Eggy, who have been missing, presumed offline and busy with some real life @#!*%, for some time.

Eggy recently returned to his namesake room, and although he's is an infrequent sight, he is back.

Eggy Regulars
The Eggy Regulars are currently being updated, so don't fret if you aren't currently listed.

If you are an actual regular, you will be added.

6619510155102464: Funny, weird, annoying, random, evil. A guy that cares about his friends and hates trolls and spammers.

AddictedSkittlez*: Loves skittles. Is awesome!! Would be really mad if you steal her skittles.

AZTECA666: A great guy, but he can't spell. Tries not to hate on anybody. By looking at his username you could tell where he lives.

belisnel: An amazing Australian weirdo that is always hyper and loves being random. Her favorite words are BOOBIES!!! and JELLYFISH POOP!!! Call her Belle if you don't want to die.

bowen10000: Quietly earns badge's in the background unless something sparks his interest in chat. Main editor of the Wiki because for some reason I'm the only one who can/is willing. Horseman of Pestilence.

CarlieRainYoung: A RPing girl who spends most of her time asleep in a tree. Will occationally rear her head to follow chat when her name or a word that catches her interest is spoken.

Circuit8: Just don't @#!*% with him. Horseman of Death.

Danyo: Is Banjo. BANJO IS AWESOME!

EmogurlB4MV*: Not really an emo, a chick from england who is crazy about Zeo.

flooglee22: Her name's Lexi, she is really awesome and smart. Loves Oreos. She says she is ugly but she's beautiful.

Frejya: aka Lawlie, very opinionated, will smite you in any discussion, and is usually high when he's online. (:

gothicangel8333: Is an awesome chick who's funny and flirty but is hated by a few people. Doesn't really visit Eggy anymore.

im_sorry: A nice Dutch girl called Charlotte. Has a girlfriend but still flirts away with Amber_Asylum.

KuzukaiNoRin: The Canadian that is really evil. Not on much. Will throw grenades at people who misbehave.

lanceluvsboom: He is the most awesome person ever.

LordsKnight: Sits back in chat thinking of a comeback and the perfect time to use it, he has no friends and makes no new ones has all the friends he wants and desires no new ones, mostly because the people who attempt to become his friend are either stupid or just plain annoying. See strikethrough'd text for an example of such an annoyance. Seems like a nice enough person.

lowtechredneck: Chat-nuke.

meep888: An awesome and funny girl who loves Strykz. Is hated by Amber_Asylum so if u ever see this description changed it was that users fault.

noahx44: The weirdest @#!*% you will ever have met!

NoeinHOLiC: Is a Pedobear. Females are advised to not speak with him.

PMdutch: Postman. Premenstrual. Pokemonmaster. Pretty manly. And dutch. Intelligent dude who talks and is dutch.

poetic4death: odd child...

Pyrosomniac: @#!*% catches on fire when this dude sleeps.

Rebel2112: Information Pending.

Redeement: The deadly Humanitarian. Holds a belief that if grass is green and banana milkshake is yellowish, vegetarians are stupid. Also edits the wiki whenever necessary Horseman of War.

sodarox: She's also Australian. She is very evil and is often found lurking. Never makes mistakes in punctuation and is a Grammar Nazi. Lately she has upgraded her 'shun' ability to 'surprise tasering' people so you better be on the look out. That mixed with epic ninja skills, she is unstoppable.

SoulHunter19: Funny girl with a bit of a naughty streak but don't get on her bad side or she will take you down.

Strykz: A very funny and awesome guy thats currently in love with meep888.

TheMaxx: Is very protective of gothicangel8333. And sodarox is his bestie.

Zaresto: Has the decency to be a good person, but mostly finds his amusement in sparking semi-interesting RP that takes the form of him being the teller of an interactive story, wherein all the characters are involved chatters from the room. He is also the creator and host of the phenomenon he calls "Nature Channel", wherein he observers the life and activites of the current chatters through they eyes of a nature observer. These observations mostly include which animals at the watering hole (Eggy) mate and which fight.

Zeodeathgod: Give this man a medal. Closet Taylor Swift fan.


 * = (Kinda hot. Not fair game because of underage.)

The MIA(Missing in Action)
These brave souls of Eggy have sadly gone Missing In Action and have been lost to us. Whether the cause of their absence is death, boredom, having been assimilated by the borg, or (The Horror!) real life, we can only hope to find out.

We lament their loss, and pray for their eventual return.

AmberAsylum: Cause of absence: New friend who won't leave their own chat. Contrary to popular belief, she does not hate trolls. She hates only those stupid enough to fuck with her. Why people who do not even know Amber keep's changing this is not yet understood but most people consider her pretty cool apart from those she pwns. She will reappear from time to time so don't get your hopes up if you don't like her.

thekodos: As one of the four horsemen, the loss of thekodos was a heavy one. Cause of absence: Real life.

Tyekkonderoga: Having been a generally nice guy and a welcome friend to the eggheads, Tyekk has sadly left for greener chatrooms. Cause of absence: Assimilation by the borg.

Moderators
Eggy: From time to time, Eggy (The room owner) shows his face in this glorious land of Eggstraordinary. These events occur about as often as your garden variety Ice Age, so you should not depend on seeing him much. However, he has the capabilities to moderate, and should be recognised as one.

Merryl: A relatively frequent visitor to eggy, compared to other mods. With her rowdy attitude and usage of both common sense and moderator powers, she is a favourite to many here.

Mousethecat: Comes to eggy frequently on calls of trolls. Says 3 jokes on average then leaves.

Eggy could use a regular mod, because we do attract (on purpose) a good bit of trolling and it is a pain to everyone to whisper a mod whenever somebody starts spamming, especially since they stop once they see the M and start once it goes away (usually).

Trolls
People we do not want here, for reasons specified.

graveyard890: Yes, that's right, he was a troll (the white knight kind). He also had a habit of going to other rooms and portraying himself as a great troll slayer. He was run out by some regulars and now resides in Uber Universe(but still comes and visits Eggy on the odd occasion).

Another point of interest is his role in the founding of the Four Horsemen. He was a prime contributor to this grand event, in that he caused so much disruption in the holy land of eggy that their first and longest running goal was to remove him. They succeeded.

izaaccool: Probably the worst fail troll known to roam the chat room's of kong, I think the following screenshot is proof enough.

Josh_56: Pretending to be a mod, then a minute later says he was never pretending to be a mod and says he is a mod on a fake site. Also causing problems and calling everyone @#!*%, because of this everybody hates him! . Never to be welcomed in Eggy again.

Snowpandies: (A.K.A SnowPanties) Pretends to be your friend then morphs into a total jerk. Hangs around with Xantathane or whatever his name is.

Star_Fox_Forever: Pretending to be starfox characters. Also made 7 alt accounts and was talking with himself and continued for 30 minutes until he got slayed off by a moderator. Also thinks he knows how a mod works, but like always, trolls are trolls that know nothing. Now he learned his lesson to never troll in Eggstraordinary.

Streetphantomguy: Notorious for harassing anyone approxmately female with requests for "being his girlfriend" or having sex with him. Readers are advised to tell him to @#!*% off on sight.

Xantathane: Just mute the fu­cker he's not worth knowing.

The Conversationally Challenged
That is, either chatters that are too young or too stupid to hold a coherent conversation without having it degenerate into roleplay, random shouting, song lyrics or pastry. 007gard: Emo kid who likes Hollywood Undead a bit too much. Favourite thing to say is "woof woof". Likes to be known as 007tard.

annexoxo: Archetypal 'underage' user. Uses lots of RP-style chat such as replacing "L"s with "W"s and spouting nonsense about how emo she is because her parents don't understand her.

beastmode742436' (A.K.A. beatoffmode this term is only used bye the unwitty )': This guy kind of confused me, but basically he tried to call an election for leader of Eggstraordinary and got made fun of by everyone who was online at the time, then he panicked and left to some random room. Barely worth noting. Won't go away, though. Recently admitted to holding the alternate account "jhonnyknoxville" (A.K.A. Coxville).

lepug101: Claim to fame is that he is "not gay", though, who is to say? Also apparently is straight long enough to harrass underage girls. I mean REALLY underage. Is really annoying in chat and often resorts to roll play killing people.

lepug101: I'd **** floo in the @#!*%

lepug101: if she were 17

lepug101: but she's 12.

noahx44: The following excerpts from chat will suffice, I think.

noahx44: PLZ

noahx44: IM SUFFOCATING

noahx44: IM SUFFOCATING IN YOUR @#!*%

noahx44: IM ASSOCATING!

noahx44: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PeopleEater1333: RP retard. Seems to equate *smacks you in the face* with actually smacking you in the face. Idiots like this are the reason we need a new Horsemean.

Funny Quotes
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Keep on being either a moron or way badass, and you might see your name(and conversations) here.

The News at 9
 'JohnTheBomb': so carlos hows it feel to be the most neglected man in eggy?

*shoves camera and microphone in face*

'CarlosQuintero': well it feels great bob

'CarlosQuintero': feels real good man

'CarlosQuintero': I just wanna thank god

'CarlosQuintero': you know

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<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">'JohnTheBomb': excellent. back to you in the newsroom chuck. *smiles to camera*

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<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">'BlackRoseflash': we'll be back right after these messages.

Gravetard's Fail
BlackRoseflash: and because i'm such a good friend, i'll help by calling you stalker from now on :>

<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Crisler: i havent given you talk on female feet yet

<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">graveyard890: no brf

<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">graveyard890: i like gravetard better

<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Jennabation: lmao

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<p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">graveyard890: no

I don't have a mom
agentvineyard: im 13 how could i have a mom stupid

Circuit8: Let's think about that one.

Circuit8: EVERYBODY HAS A MOM.

Circuit8: Logic fail.

PM fail
graveyard890: idk in inches, but medium, why u asking

graveyard890: @#!*%  pm fail

Fail of Eggstraordinary proportions
LordsKnight: This is your last chance to leave, burger and SHE.

a_passing_maniac: no it's not, lord.

a_passing_maniac: they can leave whenever.

Zeodeathgod: 0.o

LordsKnight: Not with their last shreds of dignity.

burgerboy: who u having fn with a peterfile

LordsKnight: LMFAO

Zeodeathgod: >.>

LordsKnight: XDF

a_passing_maniac: well, that works.

Zeodeathgod: xDD

crackedcorn: lol u spelled it wrong

LordsKnight: PETERFILE!!

Zeodeathgod: LOL

graveyard890: im crackin up

Zeodeathgod: LOLLOLOL i just laughed so hard xD

LordsKnight: Oh, God.

crackedcorn: lol ikr\

LordsKnight: That's great.

bigrick: that made me laugh :')

a_passing_maniac: aaand, last shred of dignity, gone.

Zeodeathgod: xD

Zeodeathgod: llooololool

a_passing_maniac: lords, your prediction was masterly

crackedcorn: lol apm

SHEDEVIL2: i am not listening to ur nonsense

burgerboy: **** u that was like ur mom in my bed last night m8

bigrick: you fail

a_passing_maniac: burger mate, stop while you're behind and not to far behind

LordsKnight: Burger, I can't take you seriously at all.

burgerboy: who ur mom

LordsKnight: There aren't words for that kind of fail

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: not even epic fail is enough

crackedcorn: lol

bigrick: and epic fail is a lot

crackedcorn: ikr

bigrick: of fail

a_passing_maniac: it is a lot

bigrick: peterfile :')

Eggstraordinary records
<p style="text-align: center;">Once more, exactly what it says on the tin. <p style="text-align: center;">Please provide proof with screen shot (if you don't know how, google it), or a witness to this phenomenal feat. Thank you.

Longest time chatting non-stop without leaving
Current holder(s): thekodos and PyrettaBlaze

Time: 5 hours 30 minutes

Proof: Eyewitness, graveyard890

Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!
1. Bballdude98 (5/19/2010)



2. Circuit8 (5/31/2010)



Eggy regulars to get a brilliant rating on every level of Cursed Treasure: Level Pack!
1. Circuit8 (5/9/2011)



Highest Wave on Mud and Blood 2 Most Kills on Mud and Blood 2
Wave: 91 Current Holder: Bballdude98 Wave: 85 Kills: 727 Current Holder: skinny1029



High Score on Pinball
High score: 934600

Current holder: 6619510155102464