The Nanaverse

Hello there, resident Nanaversian FuNx here to welcome you to the wiki page for our humble chat room. I originally started this article but it has now grown into a culmination of edits made by the various members. A lot of it's still written from my point of view, but you get the idea. Thanks for stopping by and enjoy your read.

I suppose I'll start with a brief description. Contrary to popular belief, the Nanaverse (room id 24096) is, in fact, the MOST HOUSIN' chat room on Kongregate. The chat may die every ten minutes but let this not be a misleading indication for a lack of spirit. In fact, we might even have too much spirit. I like to think that we welcome all visitors and newcomers with open arms and perhaps even some freshly baked e-cookies. Except for maybe Hem0t0xin and typerbomb; they prefer giving the new guys a thorough tongue lashing, to make sure they can survive in the hostile climate known as the nanaverse. Be warned that we often like to debate, though we're very open minded (for the most part).

you can also join The Nanaverse group on facebook!!

Physical Features
Some people think The Nanaverse sounds like it would be a celestial body, floating daintily through space. Those people, however, are idiots. It's just the name of a location, like the Bermuda Triangle, or My Basement. It is also not to be confused with old women reciting poetry (AmzyD). There are many facilities in order to help you enjoy your stay, including an above ground swimming pool surrounded by an electric fence. Unfortunately, there's only one pool key and it belongs to Jetlag. The waiting list to enter is approximately seven years. I think it's all highly overrated anyhow.

Be sure to check out the renowned Giant Banana Statue during your stay. This 2000 foot tall creation is made from pure troll flesh that has hardened into diamonds during the heat produced as they exploded from staring at my fro. The overly large soup eating apparatus wielded by the statue is made of 42 karat gold and weighs approximately 9 tons.

The Regulars
(Brace for extreme strikethrough abuse)

First and foremost, our humble and wise leader Jetlag is the room owner got banned. Wait, WHAT?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME OH GOD WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

Sorry for crushing in the middle of the wiki, it's Someone_else. After that random panic, here, a massage from Duckeltte:

"Your room owner requested to be banned until he was done with exams, and we complied. He’ll be back. :)"

hmmp, lol SOMEONE, did explain.

Moving on, here's a list of other notable Nanaverse members in alphabetical order.

ablu2: Despite claims towards the contrary, Ablu is, in fact, capable of speaking. Also, don't be ashamed if you keep typing ablue, I do that too. Signature noise: "GAH"

Alucardon: ( AKA AL, Adam): Freelance writer and nice guy overall, he spends a lot of his spare time writing poetry and short stories. Currently working on the Nanaverse's EPIC "The Adventures of Nana".

AscheZuAsche: Staub zu Staub. He started The Nanaverse on calling youtubefan a beaner. He gets banned a lot. The reason for this is because JetLag, the Fascist Neo-Nazi, is oppressing his people. His other account is Hackadash. Can easily demean and demoralize anyone by resorting to reduced spelling and grammar. Signature phrase: "u suk ur mommes boobes n ur dadees peepee"

Backflipz: He hate's the Alphabet and is one of the leading Developers in The Nanaverse with 1 major hit game 'The Epic Journey of Epic Man'. Nuff said.

Blunt: Resident Hanger Outer.

Brinelle: Joined Nanaverse due to Celeste. Loves to join debates. An amatuer poet.

Celeste94: Representing the time zone completely opposite of FuNx. She's a little on the slow side, and completely naive, but a nice girl in all.

Derg4: Do you like to idle? because Derg sure does. he can partake in conversation, but mostly shows up when ridiculed for his lack of doing anything and his excessive playing of idle games.

edittundo: Though perhaps not as active as she once was, she's still around on Skype. Signature noise: "Waah?" She's backflipz's favorite.

Flying_Chair: I think this guy has an awesome name.

freakcan: Yes we freakcan.

FROSTEDMONOTONY: One of the oldest members and isn't afraid to mindf**k you. Signature noise: "BREE"

FuNx: One of the many Matts around here, and not the only one with a fro either. Likes to draw, stream, debate, sing, and will resort to masochism for the lulz, though he doesn't claim to be good at any of these things. Likes clouds, cats and cute girls. Signature noise: "HNNG"

Gkenzx: Youtubefan's accomplice.

haruhi45: A self proclaimed smart-aleck with an obsession with anything strange: such as espers, time-travellers, and aliens. Cliché? Perhaps.

hiker392: Inactive frea- "'''IM NOT A FRIGGIN NATZI MAN!" '''well....that was....random.

Hem0t0xin: Itching to hear a meme? How about several? If so, Hem0's your man. "His hair is long and gay. I hate gay hair it's shitty. You're shitty." I couldn`t think of anything to put her so i i will make fun of ray on his definition.

Heyoso: The one, the only

JetLag: JetLag's like a police officer who busts you for doing drugs, takes your drugs, and gives you a lower than average fine. The next time he sees you doing something illegal, he thanks you for the drugs, and lets you go. Somehow got banned. Not quite sure on the details yet. Is not banned anymore, hurraiz.

jodi_knight23: Checks in every now and then to make sure the male to female ratio isn't constantly 200:0. She puts the pen in "penis". You have been warned... SHE ALSO LOVES THUNDAR!!11! <3 and is a slow typer with odd tastes in food. Nick name: Red Hair Kitty ( A.K.A. Not a pear)

Kaleidoscopester: Kale for short, another specimen of the rare female internet user. "Being FuNx, I have to take note of the extreme hotness of this particular character. That is all." Also a cool person.

marcavis: Newest member to the regular list, marcavis is a pretty cool guy. He's intelligent, friendly, and has a clever sense of humor. A professed fan of RPG's, soccer, heavy music, pizza, and foreign languages. Most likely not in that order In that order. Is also an infinite source of puns.

peterXaddictive: (Big Petes) He's Elder Scrolls, man. Mother ****ing Septims and shit. Happily married to AscheZuAsche, though reluctantly takes the role of the woman. Recognizable by his long hair and stuff, you know?

Puppet121: Also goes by Auzei. Friendly, calm, yet just as nutty. He recently fell into a pool and drowned. Again. Signature noise: "AAAh"

Ravenstar12: Avoid him only if you despise hearing the word "Penis" or are uncomfortable with sexual ambiguity.

ray136 : I'm the best.

ReapersRose: Twice as ambiguous as Raven but only half the Penis blurting. Also an awesome metal vocalist.

scchsdrumline: Normally referred to as drumline, drum, or scc for short. An overall cool dude.

SirWetBiscuitJr: The source of many a groanworthy pun. He has repeatedly proclaimed to have once ruled The Nanaverse back in "the day" along with ValletaRX5.

ThunderWank: I think his name speaks for himself. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Achievement Unlocked "K BUD". Also goes by THUNDERWANKDESTROYEROFTIGHTVIGINA for short.

typerbomb: If there ever was such a thing as a benign troll, he'd probably be it.

Vorime: The deep thinker and masochist gamer. Go watch his Let's Play Moneyseize series on Youtube if you want to know what I mean. He also enjoys bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches. His fro has been was known to consume BEC sandwiches whole, then slowly absorb them into his brain using a special membrane. Is also a chess maniac. Recently had a haircut.

Youtubefan: Apparently hes a fan of youtube.

An Ode to Fallen Veterans
This section is dedicated to those whom were once regulars but have since fallen out of touch.

Bluesun: I think she named himself after the company in Firefly. Sometimes I see her in the wee hours of the night (5 AM-ish PST)

bunnyz: Pretty random. Puppet misses her =[

ValletaRX5: A former co-ruler of The Nanaverse, according to SirWetBiscuitJr.. Hasn't been seen in years, not even on IMs. He seems to ave fallen off the face of the internet. Last seen/Came back Friday, March 12, 2010.

Valr2: He still stops by occasionally. Last seen April 10, 2010

Vorime's 'Fro: Alas, poor 'Frorick! I knew him, Froatio: a fellow of infinite fro, of most excellent frocy: he hath frone me on his fro a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

If you spot any of these folks, be sure to update this section with a note mentioning when and where they were last seen. We miss them dearly.

The Livestream Phenomenon
It was another quiet afternoon sometime in late 2009 when I decided to share my Livestream with the Nanaverse. Needless to say, there weren't boatloads of viewers, but I was satisfied with my compact audience. It was through this that I came to know many of the regulars that I know today. A few have even followed in my footsteps by creating livestreams of their own. If you're ever bored of playing games by yourself, feel free to stop by and watch one of us do strange things for you in the name of entertainment, which includes but is not limited to various nanaverse members asking FuNx's mom for a sandwich. (She didn't give them any.) Other shenanigans include FuNx's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrpouBbLXUo failed attempt at doing a frontflip... twice.]

Nanaverse Memes
The Nanaverse has been the birthplace of many an inside joke. Here is a brief explanation of a few of them.
 * (I'm) HOUSIN': Originated from a day of playing Audiosurf to user requests, Asche suggested I play I'm Housin' by Rage Against the Machine. It was such a catchy song to both play and listen to that the term "I'm Housin" was adopted as the official catch phrase for the Nanaverse. It is an acceptable answer to any question. We're pretty sure Hemo killed it though. No, shut up. You have AIDS.
 * K bud: A universal response indicating an extreme lack of interest. Coined by Thunderwank.
 * Kbud Light: A less severe form of said response.
 * PLPL: The act of bargaining with someone while your mouth is covered with duct tape. Also the name of a tasty beverage. Coined by Edit.
 * QWOP: The sound of dragging yourself across the floor by your knees. See QWOP.
 * FuNxSpinning: Instead of shock sites, there will now only be FuNxSpinning.
 * Gbo Dei: A result of Hemo's latent finger dyslexia. It's now used when you wish to express that someone should leave and become deceased.
 * You're Fat: The ultimate insult. Used mostly by Puppet.
 * Ian Newcomb: Is a god.
 * Salt: Has sodium and is good for you.
 * Ninja'd: When someone says what another person wanted to, but a split second before them. It happens more often than you'd expect here.

World Community Grid Team


I've decided that all those hours that people put into idling are a waste of electricity. Why not instead donate some computing power towards scientific research to help cure cancer, AIDS, muscular dystrophy, and other ailments? The World Community Grid helps you do just that. I've created a grid team for the Nanaverse so our combined efforts can be looked at and admired. Hopefully I can create some competition between rooms or something, have a prize, stuff like that. Anyways, join now and do your part, might as well since you guys are keeping those computers on anyhow. Instructions on how to join:


 * 1) Sign up at the World Community Grid website. If you click here, you'll automatically join the Nanaverse team after signing up. It couldn't be easier!
 * 2) If the previous step didn't make you download and install BOINC, do so now. Once that's done, run the program, attach yourself to the World Community Grid project and sign in.
 * 3) Things should start doing stuff by now, you don't even have to interact with the program. If you need help or had trouble reaching this step, contact me and I should be able to sort it out.

The program runs using spare computing power, meaning your idle processes. If you ever feel like it's slowing you down, you can put the projects on snooze or suspend them to work on later. If you've gotten this far, thanks for taking the time to participate.

Tales from the Nanaverse
Some interesting conversations...


 * badmike1: i got tow new x box360 games
 * FuNx: which ones?
 * badmike1: lego bat man and miney nigers
 * FuNx: Something about that second title strikes me as odd
 * ReapersRose: lmfao


 * badmike1: you happy
 * badmike1: i am
 * FuNx: You know what, I am too
 * badmike1: no i dont


 * Puppet121: I just sent SWB bacon links
 * Puppet121: on SKype
 * Puppet121: 4 to be exact
 * ray136: you sir
 * ray136: have a bacon fetish
 * FuNx: a perfect candidate for the bacondom
 * FuNx: a name that i just now made up
 * FuNx: and am copyrighting


 * peterXaddictive: I am your elder by a whole lot man.
 * AscheZuAsche: He's Elder Scrolls, man
 * AscheZuAsche: Mother ****ing Septims and shit.


 * Puppet121: I'll be going to bed soon though
 * Puppet121: I like how jodi told me to stay
 * Puppet121: and then didn't say anything else
 * Puppet121: lol
 * jodi_knight23: im playing a game bitch


 * jakersnake69: go get killed in the booty hole
 * Hem0t0xin: whats the booty hole
 * Pikachuthe3: It's the corner for big people
 * kill568: vigina
 * kill568: r awesome
 * ThunderWank: I LUVE VIGINA
 * ThunderWank: VIGINA
 * ThunderWank: VIIIIGIIINA


 * hihihihi232: whell i looked for your cock but then all i saw was a vagaina
 * FuNx: VAGAINA
 * ray136: sounds like a country
 * Hem0t0xin: I LUV VAGAINA AND VIGINA
 * FuNx: how come nobody can spell that word, it's not even that difficult


 * ThunderWank: Is that a dick going into an anus
 * ThunderWank: If so mmm good is exactly how'd Id describe it


 * ThunderWank: Asche
 * Hem0t0xin: hes a silly fellow
 * ThunderWank: how big is your flacid penis?
 * AscheZuAsche: Not very.


 * AscheZuAsche: I once looked in a full body mirror while naked
 * AscheZuAsche: And I got scared
 * jodi_knight23: and what i call it depends on who it is.
 * AscheZuAsche: Usually my mirror goes just above the junk-line
 * AscheZuAsche: I never noticed how hairy it was


 * ThunderWank: Puppet
 * ThunderWank: is
 * ThunderWank: gai?
 * Puppet121: In bed


 * FuNx: but it's a pain in the ass i'm willing to take
 * (Side note: Ray/Hemo, you guys can't quote for crap.)


 * Xinse: well, for the right price
 * Xinse: me need money$$
 * ray136: get a job
 * ray136: you bum
 * dsatter: xinse is a female
 * Hem0t0xin: well i am a cat.
 * ray136: bum is not a male only word
 * Xinse: nope
 * ray136: but i suppose job is


 * ge223: any tips on how to beat the baron
 * Vorime: So thats what the kids are calling it these days
 * (Few seconds later...)
 * ge223: well my teams mates are geting ra ped by the baron
 * Dogwai: team mates = lefty and righty?
 * marcavis: lmao
 * ge223: roald and verdux
 * marcavis: nice, they have nicknames
 * ge223: what?


 * marcavis: well, the kittens will think you hate them either way
 * ge223: well good
 * ge223: im more of a dong person
 * ge223: dog
 * ge223: i meant
 * Vorime: bahahahahah
 * marcavis: lmao


 * Jodi: he has a big *** for an asian
 * Jodi: oops
 * Typerbomb: guyz spam him on skype
 * Vorime: lmao
 * Jodi: hahah
 * Jodi: i meant butt..
 * Vorime: sure you did
 * Jodi: i did!
 * Jodi: i didnt know i couldnt say that


 * Jodi: funx, if you were drunk
 * Kurt Smith: He was
 * Jodi: id be nice abou tit
 * Jodi: about it*
 * Kurt Smith: He wasn't entertaining
 * Jodi: whn was he drunk
 * Kurt Smith: The difference was nonsense
 * Jodi: i kinda like nonsense
 * Kurt Smith: No you don't, retard.
 * Jodi: i told you
 * Jodi: it wakes up brain cells
 * Kurt Smith: ceels*
 * Jodi: ef you
 * Kurt Smith: bran seals
 * Jodi: i like seals
 * Kurt Smith: nonsense


 * [11:02] FuNx: Greg, all glory be His changed the narwhals on The Best Site EVAR for pity the fools day, such a merry thing to do


 * Hem0t0xin: puppet
 * Hem0t0xin: who makes you horny
 * Puppet121: my mom


 * ablu2: This judge is having a case with a woman
 * AscheZuAsche: You're having a case with my ass.
 * AscheZuAsche: You may proceed.
 * ablu2: And he is like "Guilty! Six months, house arrest!"
 * ablu2: And she is like "Wha?"
 * Hem0t0xin: kitchen arrest.
 * AscheZuAsche: Kitchen arrest.
 * AscheZuAsche: FHIOUASHEFIUASHE


 * alevy33: you,re mum is a raging hommo sexual cok squezing chew baka


 * AscheZuAsche: Rape is a four letter word.
 * youtubefan: ...
 * jodi_knight: i came to rape is a four letter word..


 * Puppet121: That makes you 2 LIGHT YEARS APARAT -DRAMCIS POSE-


 * Puppet121: i have not watched that video
 * Puppet121: I a bet is will make people laugh =]
 * ( side note, Puppet either can't type or is being ultimate strong engrish.)


 * clcraz: I HATE SHCOOL


 * FuNx- I tell many joke, sometimes laugh, yes?
 * Jodi_Knight23: I tell many joke
 * Jodi_Knight23: You sound so Asian.
 * Alucardon: ROFL


 * FuNx: i want to start the world's first annual redundant festival of redundancies fest
 * unluckyCCCP: there's already been one
 * FuNx: that only makes it better


 * Icamefromanegg: No
 * Icamefromanegg: I'm in an egg
 * Icamefromanegg: I come from my egg
 * Hem0t0xin: if michagan is your mom's name
 * AscheZuAsche: I come from my penis
 * Hem0t0xin: then yes, i am in michigan
 * Icamefromanegg: I knew it was coming lol
 * AscheZuAsche: NOt right now it's not
 * Icamefromanegg: Lmfao


 * [11:07] Celeste94: whats the hot topic over here?
 * [11:07] typerbomb: DICKS
 * [11:08] Celeste94: okay!


 * Flying_Chair: a dear?
 * Flying_Chair: YOU SHOT A ****ING DEAR
 * Flying_Chair: lol
 * Flying_Chair: deer*
 * peterXaddictive: Lol.
 * Flying_Chair: I'm and idiot


 * AscheZuAsche:They call me El Rato, "The Cat"
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:Gato means cat
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:not rato
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:I don't even know what Rato means
 * AscheZuAsche:FOR THE LAST TIME
 * AscheZuAsche:THAT'S THE JOKE
 * AscheZuAsche:YOU SLUT
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:your mom
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:Is the joke
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:she's a slut
 * AscheZuAsche:Your mother is gay
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:no u
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:*victory*
 * AscheZuAsche:Actually
 * AscheZuAsche:no u
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:you can't no u a no u
 * AscheZuAsche:That's the point of no u'ing
 * AscheZuAsche:to no u no u's
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:no u
 * AscheZuAsche:no u
 * SirWetBiscuitJr:no funx
 * AscheZuAsche:Balls.


 * ray136:HEY
 * ray136:LETS PLAY ALEEN SWARM
 * AscheZuAsche:ALOON SWORM OS GOY
 * AscheZuAsche:OT OXPLODS COMPOTORS
 * AscheZuAsche:BODLO OPTOMOZD
 * ray136:wow
 * ray136:i read that all perfectly


 * AscheZuAsche:I'm Le French
 * AscheZuAsche:France is the sex
 * supertoaster:Gay.
 * Zangetsu18:>.>
 * AscheZuAsche:My grandmother, she say dat my great grandfather was British, and my great grandmother was German and French
 * Zangetsu18:in france 95% of ppl who have sex is 65
 * Zangetsu18:years and up
 * AscheZuAsche:and my great grandfather's fater was Native American
 * AscheZuAsche:and his mom was British
 * supertoaster:Well
 * supertoaster:I'm Scottish and a bit Irish
 * supertoaster:so fu
 * AscheZuAsche:Go eat haggis and beat your fat wife
 * supertoaster:I will
 * AscheZuAsche:OK
 * supertoaster:Okay then.
 * AscheZuAsche:Good
 * Zangetsu18:im mexican >:D


 * AscheZuAsche: I am from Russia and adorable American men make me want wallet like gucci gucci

Mr. Viddles Appreciation Day


Mr. Viddles is AscheZuAsche's cat of whom his mom is giving away for peeing on stuff. Way to be a rebel Mr. Viddles, way to be a rebel. Also Mr. Viddles is the obvious king of the nanaverse.

This section is an ode to the great Mr. Viddles, whom while still alive, is no longer with us. Let us all raise our cups to his name and remember him for posterity.

Henceforth, February 15th shall be known as Viddles Day. May his soul rest peacefully whereever his travels take him. (Seriously, has anyone seen my fucking cat? I really miss him. We're soulmates, and his time away is sucking the life from me. I will soon be but a husk of a man and the only remaining life that I hold will be used to yearn for his company.)

The Adventures of Nana, ACT 1.
This story was making this article twice as long so I moved it onto it's own page.

Go here to enjoy the story so far.