Welcome... To Dystopia

Dystopia is home to a tight-knit group of regs.

Once known as Rekt Bunny Haberdashery, Dystopia is a place where some of the vilest of kongians go.

The Mods

There are currently three mods that frequent Dystopia: Our RO deepestpassionLucasiTheKitty, and Beagle2

The Regulars

While there are many great people who have at one point been a part of our Dystopian family, efforts will be made to keep this list relatively current. We thank those past regulars for the time they've spent with us, and welcome them back open arms at any time. Those on the list, though, are the people who you'll see chatting it up on any given day. They make Dystopia the amazing place it is.

If you wish to be put into the Regulars list, PM  Asheycat.

Asheycat - Well loved by many members and is very out going. She's often pretty crazy but is usually very upbeat and always makes chat fun. Friendliest cat in Dystopia. She makes friends with everyone and is an upbeat person. Resident problem solver and Wikia Goddess.

Beagle2 - The local anime/manga expert and newest moderator, Beag is carefree and (extremely) tall. Found in Dystopia day and night, he's always chatting it up, playing games, and having a good time. Is close friends with some in the room but is friendly to just about all. Well liked for his generally happy presence and his often silly conversations. Is fairly silly and quick to tease some of those he's close to.

deepestpassionModerator icon- In the past months, Deep has moved from being an occasional visitor to a room mod to Dystopia's RO. She is a very friendly and welcoming person who can often offer insight and guidance on any issue that you may have. She's also married and love cats. It's very easy to fall in love with her, but that comes with its dangers, as she's taken by Barbie. Barbie will fight you for her, and you will lose.

Draken99-Caution, approach at your own risk. Often found denizen of Dystopia, this Canadian loves de troll. Hated by few, ignored by many. He's found a home amongst the oddballs and misfits of The Good Ship Dystopia with a common interest in video games. When online most of his conversations consist of either discussing others or discussing video games with other users.

FoxWyrd-Fox is a unique and newer member of Dystopia, often bringing their own touch to the conversation. They have a distinct interest in the occasional politics and "deep" conversations that they participate in with Infinity, Torpid, or anyone else who wishes to participate. They have a distinct personality but are highly sociable and is not afraid to speak their mind.

Georgiagirl - One of Dystopia's sweethearts and co-founder of the "soul sister" sorority. Proud southerner and Christian, often talks about her troubles to a very small and trusted group of people. Passionate about the things she loves most, especially A7X. Currently dating, although one other user in particular also has very deep feelings for her.

Gloves - Can rub off the wrong way at first, but in truth, he's a great person. He doesn't talk as much as he used to, though when he does, he always contributes to the chat in some way. A smart person, but only ever shows it when it's time to argue/debate about something. Cares deeply for his friends.

gregoryfb - The resident drunken bastard Aussie is fairly easy going and laid back. Known for his drunken antics! Very silly and friends with most of the chat. He is well loved and participates in most of the fun activities the chat gets into. He has very quickly become a member of the Dystopian family.

Infinity781- A smart, goofy member of Dystopia, though lately his activity has dropped a fair bit. He is friends with many of the regulars and gets along well with just about all of them. Is proclaimed to be evil, hates Mudkips, and is quick to join in any group activities occurring within the chat. Is usually putting his own thoughts into the chat and contributing to conversation.

Insclidera - An endearing asshole, dera is one of the oldest members of Dystopia. He is somewhat of a no-nonsense person, but is incredibly silly when he wants to be. He is a bit of a grammar Nazi and can be easy to annoy if you know how. Is kind and protective to those he's close to, he is convinced and tries to convince others that he is just an asshole...though some of us see through his facade. (-boop-)

IrisBellana- Iris is a newer member of the chat, she is very kind and silly and chats with most everyone in the chat. She does not deal with rudeness and will not allow it under most circumstances. She is one of the few mediators within the chat and will usually do her best to resolve fights amongst regulars.

Kanookoo- An old regular of Dystopia come and gone, he tends to be quite outgoing when he's around and contributes to chat often. Will participate in the games with the other regs and is just as kooky as the rest of them, he just hides it a bit better. Is also Pugzy's bae BFF.

moldnoxModerator icon - The newest addition to the Mod family in Dystopia. He's good friends with deepest, and is madly in love with Isa. He was a mod in Teh Bleachers before their merge with Dystopia. He's an overconfident idjit who thinks he's suave as hell and a total womanizer. That being said, he's very caring and a good friend to count on..

Noisebot Moderator icon - A very old regular and former RO who visits on occasion, he is currently one of the few global mods left. Is fairly quiet most occasions as of late but if you can get him chatting is very interesting and fun guy. Is very silly and has an odd sense of humor, he has a habit of irritating people on occasion especially with his modliness, however still has retained some of his troll-esque behavior.

Nutellaaa-Spends a lot of their time AFK but if something pops up into the chat that interests them they will generally pipe up. Is one of the residential "trolls" they tend to spout a lot of nonsense in many cases. When they are active in the chat they contribute quite a bit and can have an interesting input into the conversation, although some may find it difficult to keep up with them.

OceanShores- A very outgoing guy. He interacts with the chat often and has become friends with many of the regulars. He's a very nice and caring, and is always interested in everyone's lives. He's a lot of fun to talk to and contributes to conversation very well. Biologist, older reg, and guitar tutor to many on Kong and at his college.

pugzy- Another resident troll, quick to say something witty (or just silly). Tends to egg people on but has also made many friends within Dystopia. Teases his friends above others and will not hesitate to take an opening to doing so. Tends to be random and is easy to talk to in regards to video games. Is the Leader of our Official Religion; Pugism. All Hail Pugzy!

Roku- Roku is a generally nice person, and always has something to contribute to the conversation. He is incredibly friendly and has made friends with a large majority of the dystopian regulars. It's hard pressed to find someone who dislikes Roku, and he tends to give enthusiastic greetings when they enter or when his friends enter. Having previously frequented other rooms, we are happy to have him as one of our regulars now.

s0l0123- One of the newer additions to Dystopia, coming from the merge. Is incredibly friendly and participates in chat whenever he is online. Was quickly nabbed by Asheycat as her friend (she will usually protect him and kick butt if anyone tries to be mean!). Has made many friends in the chat and is very laid back and fun to talk to. Always has something interesting to add to the conversation and jokes around very easily.

SunStar1 - Sunny is a very silly regular in the chat, she often sits and jokes around with the other members when she's online during the day (whether at school or at home). She likes to use Vocaroo to sing with Ashey and is loved by most everyone in the chat...when she's not being teased for being a ginger by Beags, that is. Is very nice and sweet as well as incredibly silly.

tindera- Also known as tind, she is a very kind member of dystopia as well as extremely outgoing. She gets teased often by Beagle but they tend to stand up for each other and are fairly close. She gets along with all the members of dystopia and is generally fun to talk to. Secretly wears my little pony pj's for deepest and also plays games with the other members of the chatroom. Is a great addition to the chat. Is queen of Cards against humanity.

TorpidTorpor - Torpid is the local link guru as well as one of the many likely to troll those he deems worthy enough. Is overall a nice guy to talk to and is fairly smart and easy to hold a conversation with. Does not back down and is quick to a debate or two. Is a grand lover of lemons.

username_null - Often runs games with the other chat members, is generally on all day. Jokes around often with the other members and is an easy going person. Keeps a log of the chat room and updates it on a constant. He is reportedly a BHH (Bacon Hating Hipster) and his favorite saying is no. Squidward. Also doesn't like dogs.


Many of the regulars are incredibly unique. And as such, we find ourselves with a variety of interesting quotes.

'castorpollux: Oh null. I picture you like, eating birdseed and perching on something and just occasionally going "NO" really loud'

Beagle2:its SOOOO weird to go back to Die Hard Beagle2:and see him with ****ing hair Asheykat: Oh my goodness. I forgot he had hair. I had to look it up. Beagle2: OH MY GOD (In reference to Bruce Willis.)


As time passed, many our of regulars fell out of the fold. Our hopes remain that they will return!















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The Forgotten (The Memorial Section by Shado)

Still in the process of being made. Over time we have lost many Dystopians. They will be missed and we are always hoping they will come back and join us again! Amongst these people are the following;

KrisM9: Kris was a kind kid, who spent a lot of his time on dystopia making jokes and making people laugh. He suffered from many issues, but even through that while he vented to his friends in dystopia he always made an attempt to make others who were having a hard time smile even if he couldn't. There were a few people we didn't get along with but overall most everyone loved him, he had that sort of personality and many people did what they could in an attempt to cheer him up and make his life a little bit brighter. He was often seen talking to Pugzy as they were very close. His username was a joke on the general insult of M8 which got turned into M9 as a joke between him and pugz which he put into his username. He generally had a good number of jokes he threw into chat on a daily basis. May he rest in peace and find happiness and no longer suffer.

Trickyrodent (K) - First Ruler of Dystopia. Very loved by all, mostly by those who talked with her the best. Very loved by those who were around since I joined. Currently has been upgraded to Admin Status and resides in Ninja Chat. Has a cute son named Sam, who has been called "Samster".

DanniBby - Tricky's right hand women and 2nd in command. Somewhat of a mini-mod. She has since left, eventually popping back up occasionally in Dystopia. Bit of a hardass to much dismay of the originals.

Icedragongirl - Third in command from Tricky's Reign. She was arguably the better of the two mini-mods that Tricky took under her wing, as shown by her general accepting nature. Recently quit Kong just a few weeks after christmas because she can't stand the sight of Dystopia. As of now, little is known about her.

Yokiller93 - Arrived to Dystopia shortly after summer ends after disappearing for a while. Quickly grew to become a brother to me. Had things called RP nights with several of the old breed. Now goes under a new alias and resides in The River. Proud Canadian.

Shortygirl - The dramatic, lying, manipulative girl of Old Dystopia. While she was initially liked, she quickly became not well liked. However she is what gave Dystopia a bit of spice and kept the chat going, for that she's remembered. Was banned from kong on the account of underaged.

Dragon_of_Ra (D) - A superstar, a friend, a person who you will never forget in your life. He was everyone's secret keeper and now he's a developer having 5 ~ 8 games under his belt. Occasionally visits but is busy with his life. His younger brother (Fengshui) was an old rival of mine. Little is known about Feng except that now he's off to college for the 2nd year.

SpitHotFire - Although I don't know much about him, what I do remember is that at the time of his departure he was in 2nd year of MedSchool studying psychology. Quit Kongregate shortly after.

GIGS420 - Name stands for "Green Is Good Sh--* were as 420 is the number for pot. As mentioned he is a stoner, recently came back to us. During the earlier years he was recently discharged from the Navy on the account of smoking illegal substances. Now sits around waiting on his Parole Agent.

NightAurora - Met him 2 years ago one crisp February morning, while he was asking for help on a game. We became friends from there. After he disappears for a year he comes back changed. Now is very violent and tends to solve stuff by smashing someone's face in. Recently heard he was in jail.

AlisonClaire (K) - Admin who used to make regular trips to Dystopia. Became friends with her mostly scouting out potential report cases. Since then she's moved to the development team.

Rawismojo (K) - Held the record for highest level in Dystopia, loves games and yet doesn't talk much. Promoted to Admin after becoming the mod for forums, now works with Greg.

Tazzziii - Tomboy Dystopian, lives in Aussie. Often mistook for a guy, quickly became a good friend amongst the regulars. Only visits when it's extremely late.

Coolwhip4 - Now my sister, back then a soft spoken girl with a passion for reading. Quit Kongregate a while back.

Logan96 - Original creator of our wiki, decided one day to create a memorial incase we all split reasons. No idea where he disappeared to, but I wish him a well life.

Katscats - Icedragon's old college roommate. Very close friend of mine, but stopped visiting by sophomore year. As with Ice, she's gone poof.

Meh666 - Friend of Taz. Proclaimed a Kiwi or Sheep Shagger but is an Aussie. Little bit of a troll if you piss him off, but all around he's a good lad. Just don't call him a Kiwi ;D

Shadogun - A still semi-regular oldie of Dystopia. He has become somewhat of an unpredictable sort, often having episodes of mania and lunacy. Known for his "Shadoist" ways, can usually be counted on to show up with some sort of joke loaded in the chamber. Caution is advised when speaking to him, however, as his brand of humor can be tasteless.