Formerly JesseMH8's Master Chief's Kitchen, and then Ice Cream Kingdom, The Fifty Yard Line is now pretty much the same room with a new name and a lot of interlopers from summer. We do watch football together on the weekend, though and try to have a pretty good time overall. Not a place to miss during football and otherwise just fun.
Regulars/Semi-Regulars (As of 11/24/13)[]
Newstomper - Old hat that will roll with any conversation. Mod of Cloudstone, leader of the Rogues of Evolution, and generally a great guy. Favorite team is the Kansas City Chiefs.
529842 - Ancient being from the land of the Ice Cream Kingdom. Known as 529 he roams the land searching for a good laugh and an even better game with EVEN BETTER friends. Leroy Jenkins.
CURSEDO - A general all around gaming guy that tends to AFK in the Fifty Yard Line. Plays a lot of Godfield and Anti-Idle in his spare time. Is always up for some intellectual chat or a round of Godfield.
Flein - Conversationalist. Aspiring two-timer. Anti-hero. Semi-troller. Nika-abuser.
dinikaaa - Beautiful Multitasking Princess of Dynamite. All round badass. Abused by Flein.
ShariTraice - Self proclaimed master of Satan and rpg/strategy fanatic, tends to join most conversations.
Half-Way Semi-Regulars[]
Birdeea the Bird - Is actually a bird. AC/DC lover. Loves a range of crazy-ass stuff. No one will understand her love of food.
Old Regulars/Semi-Regulars[]
Kikicoops - Room owner. Cooking enthusiast. Awesome person all around. Doesn't get involved in the conversation unless intervention is necessary, or someone is willing to strike up an interesting intellectual conversation. Football enthusiast! Fight on Trojans!
Artix vonKreiger - A mysterious person with a mysterious past. He sometimes subtly alludes to it and it seems to be bad. He acts much older than he says he is; what could this possibly mean? He likes a wide variety of games. Also, he says that the song, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day, because it rminds him of himself. Is he possibly a loner? He's a pretty cool guy and stuff too. He was humped by a (WOAH) man.
LtDiablo - The guy who is always playing Anti-Idle. Quiet unless called upon. Cool guy who can get to level 27 in Loops of Zen. Can counter-troll quite nicely...
1cap30 - A down to earth girl who is really fun to talk to. She is bursting with energy and kindness.
Marq- Mongol. Once ate a moose and a penguin. not the same meal.
Zaion Solaris - Dark Lord with good convo and really knows his games. Go to for in game advice. A great guy and a good friend, as long as you don't cuss all the time around him. A little is ok.
Zaions Lady - lady of radience loves interesting convos A great friend and will listen any time if you need someone to understand. loves her music and cooking. she is a cuddle bear ... most of the time
KingNever6 - Gets along with everybody but trolls.
AmandaE1 - Always has kiddie boys trying to follow her around. Has a seemingly infinite amount of energy, and should probably be tested for ADHD.
cupcakeofdeath - Gets upset over level 6 mods. Wants more interaction from people. Also has a sophisticated taste in cupcakes.
TheFeedback - At first a driven troll who then settled into ICK. Likes to watch the kiddies of the room fight over who can be the most naive. Loves him some of that American rugby. He is BWF (Best Whores Forever) with Oxzane68. Set up the Internet Pissing League to determine who is the pissiest kiddie of the FYL.
leopardo412 - Amazing person. She fails at typing a lot, and she is a very hyper person! She's also obsessed with the Warriors series(warrior cats). She is also known as: failpaw, failflight, princess, squirrelpaw and squirrelflight! AmandaE1's fail sister! She also gets lost a lot. She's also scared about the fact shes Irish and Scottish.
loganboy - Likes Deadliest Warrior, the Warriors books, or anything else with the word "Warrior" in it, and he can commonly be found listening to music. If you have any other questions about him, just ask!
Ariyahna - A sexy beast and a sushi roll of professions; professional ninja, pirate, dinosaur, and astronaut. Her favorite bands are BrokeNCYDE and Simple Plan. Been to hell and back at least 9 times, but still has supporting friends. Needs to learn how to grow up.
Oxzane68 - A random person who stabs himself, sits on peoples laps, shines their shoes, and chews on feet and ears. Also, the room whore. He is BWF - Best Whores Forever with TheFeedback.
JediGuardofZam - His name is really Exar Kun and he is a Sith Lord bent on making friends and taking over the Galaxy.
SirKillsAlot101 - Plays on many flash game websites, but mostly Kongregate. His real name is Daniel, around age 20.
SkillzThtKillz - Epic half troll that peppers the room with witty insults and sarcasm. Lives in New Zealand
MmmDoughnuts/King Sprinkles - Ruler of the the Planet KrispyKremeon. This is a pastry is not to be messed with.
Masivemurder - A person that has a description here that says words about him.
lionboy233 -He's a local perv that is cool as long as he is not crazy from medications, or horny, and he can either be random, intellectual, or depressed.
Missing - A guy who loves adventure and chatting with his mates. Look for him if you need someone to talk to.
Spark_of_souls16 - A fun loveing peacekeeper. Loves random conversations and thinks everyone is awesome! Also known as "Murder Banana." She is awesome.
Naesme - What to say? He's Naesme. Awesome friend :D
KatherineL1 - She likes hugs. If you give her a hug she will accept it. she is bi-polar. Alts: ilovehugs666 and katherinel2 and probably others. She is probably bi. who the fuck even knows though.
Dark_wolf286 - He is a funny random freak who likes to be called Wolfey and only leopardo412 can call him fluffy. He is bros with jakey (jacobhawk) and if you get him mad, he'll give you empty threats. He also "hunts" trolls with his pack of wolves. Finally he has ADHD and should be put in an insane asylum if he has more than a cup of sugar.
shadow_child666 -born in abyss raised in the fifty yard line now is a nomad who is based from this room he wonders the wildernes's oh kongregate to find the best trolls,and is kind of annoying.
gangsta_lyfe - Too nice for the internet, but if you mess with her she has an attitude. She doesn't like fakers, but loves haters, because "haters are your biggest fans." Used to like kota, but not anymore. She acts like she loves Kota so he won't come acting like a baby to her... She wants to join BWF.
DemonPunk Angel - Very hyper due to ADHD; for example she says "meow" and "RAWR" a lot. She has a temper if you mess with her, but she is nice. She's also crazy and weird, a bit flirty too. She also likes randomly saying random things, at the randomest momments. She also adores making new friends, but if someone hurts her friends she'll go crazy on your ass.
kyochan or kyo- is nobody. He always pops out, with no purpose, talking random stuff. He's mistery and sneaky. :D
swordjoe - Some people may know him as tyeminnie. Was a troll, but now is a handsome young man who is always looking for a hug.
jacobghawk - The guy who will be somewhat difficult to get along with at first then once you get to know him, it'll all be hunky-dory and you'll learn to understand him
11_toes - Jacob's superior. This guy is a straight up baller.
EzioAuditoreBoA - Formerly known as Lordofthetaco. Our friendlie Assassin that lives in his safehouse and is very random. He is KatherineL1's Dad and sneaks in and climbs walls. He disappears frequently, but always comes back. Always makes people his friends.
cscash2041 - Stops in from time to time to say Hi to Kikicoops or because gaw is filled with idiots. Formerly a troll.
IPL Power Rankings (as of 11/25/11)[]
1. DakotaD12 (3)
2. sparten574 (1)
3. Callacose (4)
4. skyboy (2)
5. jacobghawk (5)
6. Michaeldog123 (6)
- Side comment:: Lawl, third place still, and been behavin D;.
Classic Conversations[]
The following took place from 22:40 to 23:00 GMT+12 (because that’s my timezone and I cbf changing it to your shitty American one) on October 16, 2011
Death2134: bored
SkillzThtKillz: You are bored at school...
SkillzThtKillz: You are bored at home...
Death2134: school's over
SkillzThtKillz: When aren't you bored?
Spark_of_souls16: WATCH OUT DEATH ITS THE RAPE BANANA!!1
Spark_of_souls16: *!
Death2134: when i dont feel like bored
SkillzThtKillz: *facepalm*
Spark_of_souls16: lol
SkillzThtKillz: I know that
SkillzThtKillz: BUt what do you do to stop being bored...
Spark_of_souls16: bad question skillz
SkillzThtKillz: Hey doesn't know what masturbation is it's okay
Death2134: ahh playing outside?
Spark_of_souls16: ...........
SkillzThtKillz: See?
SkillzThtKillz: What sports do you play?
Death2134: everything
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: What sports are you best at?
Death2134: @skillz: and what is masturbation?
SkillzThtKillz: *sigh*
Spark_of_souls16: omg!!!
SkillzThtKillz: Ask your brother
Death2134: brb
Spark_of_souls16: O.o
SkillzThtKillz: HAHAHAHA
Spark_of_souls16: we didnt mean now!
Spark_of_souls16: *he
Spark_of_souls16: wow he really went and asked didn't he?
SkillzThtKillz: Oh man we have to tell feed about this
SkillzThtKillz: He will laugh his ass off
Spark_of_souls16: how old is death?
SkillzThtKillz: Not very
Death2134: back
Death2134: now i know what mastubate means
SkillzThtKillz: Did he...
SkillzThtKillz: Show you?
Spark_of_souls16: .... XD
Death2134: nope but he did tell me
SkillzThtKillz: So now you don't have to keep asking us okay?
Spark_of_souls16: XD
Death2134: mastubation is weird
Spark_of_souls16: XD
Spark_of_souls16: omg
Spark_of_souls16: i think the fever went to my brain..i cant stop laughing
To Spark_of_souls16: We should save this conversation for future reference
SkillzThtKillz: You should try it some day
SkillzThtKillz: Death?
Death2134: ?
SkillzThtKillz: You should try it someday
Death2134: yeah right?
SkillzThtKillz: Cool
SkillzThtKillz: Have fun with that bro
Death2134: dude you doing it ?
Spark_of_souls16: XD
Death2134: when you were a kid?
SkillzThtKillz: Maybe...
SkillzThtKillz: I might be doing it right now...
SkillzThtKillz: you never know...
Death2134: XD
Spark_of_souls16: o.o
Spark_of_souls16: XD
Death2134: what is it feels like?
SkillzThtKillz: Um...
SkillzThtKillz: It's like the best sandwhich you ever ate
SkillzThtKillz: but sex
SkillzThtKillz: Do you understand?
Death2134: oh
Death2134: like a sandwhich?
SkillzThtKillz: Yes very much so
Death2134: a sandwhich WTF
SkillzThtKillz: It's very hard to explain
To Spark_of_souls16: geddit "hard"
Death2134: a sandwhich eyy
Death2134: so if i ate a sandwhich that's what it feels like?
Spark_of_souls16: XD lol yeah i got it (reply)
SkillzThtKillz: Yeah but it's sex...
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: DO you know what sex is?
Death2134: yeah it's part of naturre i got over it
Death2134: nautre*
SkillzThtKillz: well it's like that...
Death2134: nature*
SkillzThtKillz: but a sandwhich that you made yourself
Spark_of_souls16: omg brb
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: *yourself
Death2134: a sandwhich ey
SkillzThtKillz: yep
Death2134: a sandwhich it tastes yummy
SkillzThtKillz: Yeah!
Death2134: and where dakota?
SkillzThtKillz: He's gone to school
Death2134: school
<Death2134: weird
Death2134: and sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: He lives in america... everything is weird over there
SkillzThtKillz: but without the sandwhich
Death2134: where do you live
Death2134: canada?
SkillzThtKillz: New Zealand
Death2134: and sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: It's like canada but more sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: and smaller
Spark_of_souls16: What?
Death2134: sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: Yes
SkillzThtKillz: Our country is very sandwhich
Death2134: so it's full of sandwhiches?
SkillzThtKillz: No...
Death2134: sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: It has lots of sheep and bread
SkillzThtKillz: and beef
SkillzThtKillz: Lots of cows
SkillzThtKillz: So we are pretty much the best sandwhich ever =p
Death2134: sandwhich
Spark_of_souls16: what are you talking about now?
SkillzThtKillz: How very sandwhich my country is
Death2134: sandwhiches
Death2134: i like cheese in my sandwhiche da real one
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: I think america has cheese in it...
Death2134: i like cheese in my sandhwhicse
SkillzThtKillz: Well at least it's movies do...
SkillzThtKillz: Zing!
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: I'm sorry
SkillzThtKillz: I take it back
SkillzThtKillz: You country is a great sandwhich
SkillzThtKillz: Maybe the greatest sandwhich of them all
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: What kind of sandwhich is the phillipines?
Death2134: i dunno
SkillzThtKillz: Hang on let me google it...
Death2134: i like sandwhichse with cheese
SkillzThtKillz: Okay here we go
SkillzThtKillz: Phillipines... ew
Death2134: philippines is so hard to spell fawk
Spark_of_souls16: lol
SkillzThtKillz: It says you are a poo and tampon sandwhich!
Death2134: and my PC is slow like a turtle on water
SkillzThtKillz: Do you have that many tampons in the philipines?
Spark_of_souls16: XD
Death2134: what is tampon
SkillzThtKillz: Ask your brother
To Spark_of_souls16: come on...
Spark_of_souls16: poo and tampon sandwhich!
Death2134: tampon
SkillzThtKillz: Yeah
Death2134: im not going up there and to see do his busness
SkillzThtKillz: Ask him he'll know
Death2134: what is tampon
SkillzThtKillz: I'm sure your brother would know...
Death2134: brb gonna change games
jimmygogo: lol
SkillzThtKillz: I'm not too sure myself
To jimmygogo: don't ruin it for us...
jimmygogo: how old r yous?
To jimmygogo: Shut it
Spark_of_souls16: who?
jimmygogo: just wondering mate
To jimmygogo: We are having a hilarious conversation here mate
SkillzThtKillz: Are you australian?
Spark_of_souls16: @death anyways go ask ur brother cause im the only girl and i'm not telling you
Death2134: WTF
Death2134: c'mon
Spark_of_souls16: no
Death2134: PM me
To Spark_of_souls16: Pretend you aren't a girl
Spark_of_souls16: never
SkillzThtKillz: YOu aren't a girl spark
SkillzThtKillz: She doesn't know either
Death2134: brb sister's here
jimmygogo: lol, have fun with that
Death2134: C;mon sparks
SkillzThtKillz: No ask yur sister
SkillzThtKillz: she'll DEFINATLY know
Death2134: he'll never tell me
SkillzThtKillz: YOu wont know untill you ask her
Death2134: shel*
Death2134: and skillz im not thirteen
SkillzThtKillz: YOu aren't?
Spark_of_souls16: how old are you death?
SkillzThtKillz: But you are so mature!
Death2134: tha's a secret
Spark_of_souls16: i'll start guessing! 12
<Death2134: close
SkillzThtKillz: 11?
Spark_of_souls16: 10
SkillzThtKillz: 6?
Death2134: 11
SkillzThtKillz: Yes!
SkillzThtKillz: I win!
Death2134: im not thirteen woo
Spark_of_souls16: aww i lost
Death2134: i caught a whale using a fishing line
Spark_of_souls16: good for you i'm so proud ^-^
To Spark_of_souls16: You aren't allowed to have an account on this site if you are under 13
Death2134: and what is tampon
SkillzThtKillz: Ask you sister
SkillzThtKillz: Or your mum
Death2134: just tell me
SkillzThtKillz: your mum will tell you
Death2134: im too young to know
Death2134: they'll never answer
Spark_of_souls16: your not to young
SkillzThtKillz: Sorry we can't be poisoning your innocent mind
Spark_of_souls16: just go ask
Death2134: 11 not 13
Death2134: just tell me
SkillzThtKillz: Nope
Death2134: just tell
SkillzThtKillz: Nah I'm good
ask or you'll never know
Death2134: just tell me
Spark_of_souls16: i dont know eather
Death2134: jus ttell me
SkillzThtKillz: we can't
SkillzThtKillz: We promised your mother we wouldn't
Death2134: you dont know my mother
Spark_of_souls16: thats right we promised your mother
Death2134: just tell me
P
SkillzThtKillz: I'm sorry
SkillzThtKillz: Your mum will hurt us if we did
Death2134: just tell
Spark_of_souls16: she threatend to kill us if we told
SkillzThtKillz: Allright
Spark_of_souls16: we will tell
SkillzThtKillz: I'm going to tell you
SkillzThtKillz: Right here
Spark_of_souls16: wait dont tell him!
SkillzThtKillz: Right now
SkillzThtKillz: He needs to know
Spark_of_souls16: are you sure he does though i mean it can hurt his little brain
SkillzThtKillz: I think he's mature enough...
SkillzThtKillz: Are you mature enough?
SkillzThtKillz: Death?
Spark_of_souls16: he is gone
SkillzThtKillz: No he's afk
SkillzThtKillz: I think he's googling it
SkillzThtKillz: Awwwwwwww
Spark_of_souls16: lol i bet he is
Death2134: im back
SkillzThtKillz: Or he's asking his sister....
Death2134: and i dint find it
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: Did you ask your sister?
Death2134: nope
Death2134: not a chance
SkillzThtKillz: Okay I'll tell you then
Spark_of_souls16: why not?
Death2134: hurry
SkillzThtKillz: Okay so a tampon is....
SkillzThtKillz: Are you ready?
Spark_of_souls16: i dont think its a good idea skillz
Death2134: im ready
SkillzThtKillz: Are you sure?
Death2134: yeah
SkillzThtKillz: Because once you know there is no going back
Spark_of_souls16: we could get killed
Death2134: just do it
SkillzThtKillz: The boy needs to know spark
Spark_of_souls16: ... i guess so
Death2134: hurry
To Spark_of_souls16: hehe thats what she said
SkillzThtKillz: Okay
SkillzThtKillz: *deep breath*
SkillzThtKillz: A tampon
SkillzThtKillz: is:
SkillzThtKillz: Oh brb phones ringng
Kong Bot: Set status to away
Death2134: im out
Spark_of_souls16: wait death!
SkillzThtKillz: Okay I'm back
Kong Bot: Set status to active
Spark_of_souls16: dont you want to know
SkillzThtKillz: Anyway...
SkillzThtKillz: A tampon is....
katrinedk1: hej christina
Death2134: bye anybody
SkillzThtKillz: A thing that ladies use...
SkillzThtKillz: DAMMIT
SkillzThtKillz: He left
Spark_of_souls16: XD
SkillzThtKillz: what a pussy
Spark_of_souls16: he didnt want to know
SkillzThtKillz: What an anticlimax!
SkillzThtKillz: ^thats what she said
SkillzThtKillz: Oh well
Spark_of_souls16: lol
Hey, that is really long. just saying....