The Spiderweb

Summary[]

The Spiderweb, a rather eccentric room like all others that have made a home on Kongregate, though this room has a particular aspect to it. For starters, it's a hybrid which allows legitimate Roleplaying yet is also a room of general congregation and a somewhat "self-regulating room". Often seen topics being discussed will be "Tetris", "Pokemon", "Arby 'n' the Chief", or music, often the Metal Genres.

Familiar Faces[]

trifle195: The oldest regular within the room, being titled "The Queen of TSW" having been here since the beginning, she is one of "Regs" and the leader of the "Chaotic Neutrals", Trifle195 is easily recognized among the older members of the room and a notorious writer among them. She is the younger sister of the retired regular, Fallenangel_Kara

Thr33Dawg: (Thr33, Dawg Dawq, Drei Hund, "The Salt" ) Thr33 is one of the constant regs of the chat and saltiest, more often than not seen chatting with the other regs or in a TC. Funny, with a dry sense of humour, he's a good person to know and a fun person to talk to. Much like Double D (From Ed Edd & Eddy), he is always seen wearing a hat. Probably to hide his hideously blonde hair.

archdukegargoyle: One of the current reigning regs and ex-whore of the Spiderweb. More often than not, he can be seen cavorting with other regs in chat, in private chat or in TinyChat. He's the knife guy, he's the go-to music guy, he's the "don't fuck with me" guy (He's also Mr Steal Yo Gurl). And don't you forget it kiddies. Get on his good side, however, and he's a friendly, hilarious guy to know, and a great and loyal friend to have on your side. Get on his bad side and may whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your eternal soul... Or something like that. He plays up the badass role but he's secretly a big ol' softie (shh, don't tell anyone). He's far more well liked than he likes to believe

gunviolence: Gun or GV as she would be called by, is the product of when a male demon dolphin loves a female demon dolphin very much. Cute, adorable, and a potential serial killer who'll stab you to death with an innocent smile labeled across their face. GV tends to appear at awkward times and not stay for very long either as she would run off to who knows where with what at hand.

The_Lone_Pisces: Easily the most active and well known regs in the chat. He's friendly and welcoming to newcomers and can almost always be found in the chat. More often than not, TLP can be found starting the ever so rare TinyChats and shuffling everyone into it. The go-to Pokemon guy of the chat, often found talking about it or raging about it, depending on the day. Overall a friendly, wonderful addition to the chat.

95Romalleb96: The current Room Owner of The Spiderweb, and the only mod daring enough to watch over this nonsensical, stupidity filled chatroom. She is easily the nicest person you'll meet within the 'Web, until you annoy her that is, then it'll be a never ending grudge held against you until you find someway to repent. Often too busy to deal with people's jive, she'll snap quick on you if you're deserving of it.

SomedayTraveler: A somewhat new but very welcomed addition to our wonderful little web. She's one of the greatest writers within the chat (The others being Trifle, Gun, and possibly [Not really though<3] Arch all depending on who you ask, though none will admit it.) and a very kind person to those whom are kind to her, otherwise, prepare to have your asshole ripped anew for she will do it, and with her bare hands. She's a very intelligent and generally fun person! Recently Traveler has reached the rank of "Tetris Tryhard"/"Tetris God of the Spiderweb". Unless you're a dumbass like Skul. Then ur fukt ked. GG no re. But in summary, funny, sweet, pretty and fucking awesome are all a good description for her, have fun kiddos.

Auriel_Kantra

eagamer03: The local thirstbucket worthy of the title "The Thirst" within the infamous group of males within the room. He's another TinyChat regular and the constant whore of the archdukegargoyle. Don't you forget that. Never forget that. He is ARCH'S whore. No one else. However, he has something of a hero complex for Trav and can often be seen bowing down to her as if she is some sort of Goddess, which she may or may not be, it has not been confirmed or denied yet. EA's a mostly quiet guy until you get him around the right people. Also he sometimes wears a pink tanktop (though he says it's "magenta." Shut up dude, it's pink, don't be a girl about it.)

Mynameisjeff69 used to be a regular on this chat room, but that was before he flew to Australia to face s3x charges. His day job when he wasn't trolling the Spiderweb was gym teacher. He would often post on The Spiderweb with memes from the hit movie Chef. Chef is a 2014 American comedy-drama film written, co-produced, and directed by Jon Favreau, and starring Favreau, Sofía Vergara, John Leguizamo, Scarlett Johansson, Oliver Platt, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, and Robert Downey Jr. Favreau plays a professional chef who, after a public altercation with a food critic, quits his job at a popular Los Angeles restaurant and returns to his hometown of Miami to fix up a food truck. He reconnects with his ex-wife and invites their young son to join him in driving the truck back to LA while selling Cubanos in various cities along the way.

ClaireBearx3D: Claire is a quiet child, but a whipping master. TinyChats are her home, and the only place she actually socializes in (Besides private messages.) You will often see her toasting the fuck out of people and listening to metal. Toughie on the outside, softie on the inside, but, once AND IF, she finally decides to open up to you, (She'll like you if you're not an idiot) she is a loyal friend who enjoys sharing her sarcastic, kinky, and overall sick and twisted sense of humor. However, catch her on a bad day and she'll chew you out harder than the flavor in gum. Twice. With some added frost and ice if you're lucky!

ClaireBearx3Dlover: ClaireBear why wont you love me. pls contact me at spicyboof96@boofmail.weed. Ever since i read you bio, I drew a picture of what i think you look like, thoughts ;3 https://t00.deviantart.net/PpqQqmMVsmh0fQsjQPQ2h3wVfWg=/fit-in/150x150/filters:no_upscale():origin()/pre00/3806/th/pre/f/2013/216/1/b/my_horrible_anime_drawing_by_amelieproductions1-d6gmud1.png

Amour_est_amer: Something to be said about Amour would be that she's very sweet, and very pretty. A very interesting and flamboyant personality amongst us, she came to us through a friend of a friend of a friend of Arch's, and we're all glad she did. She's one more piece to the Hellish and hilarious puzzle that is TSW. Though she sometimes has to leave for what seems like an eternity, she'll always find her way back and will be welcome with wide open arms and smiles.

mrbbbt8: Mrbbbt8 is one of the less common regs, many people know him but don't see him. mrbbbt8 is a unique person. He is sweet, rude, funny all at the same time and that's why people love him! He's the kinda guy you go sit down and have a drink with.

monstermusumel0ver: hentai lover, public sex offender

Notable and Former Regulars[]

Chat Wall[]

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Notable Sayings within the room.[]

"What's a burrito?"

"daes a fgt lol"

"Sometimes I like to cover myself in lube curl up and pretend I'm a slug..."