The Village

Currently owned by MeMe44, formerly by McCoyEVP. As well as our group of regulars, we hold many ex-Cafe Kong regulars and The Garden regulars as well as refugees from all over Kong.

The Village's Mission Statement

A mission statement defines in a paragraph or so any entity's reason for existence. It embodies its philosophies, goals, ambitions.

The Village’s existence is to provide an awesome place for all users to take a little time to chat and play a few games. Filled with moderators and well behaved regulars, the Village is a location for everyone to relax and enjoy themselves. We have set a standard in the Village to furnish a room that does not allow swearing or insults. Please join us and experience some of the best times in your life.

The Village's Rules and Regulations

Please do not spam, swear, use caps or insult while touring The Village. Do not feed the trolls, please just mute and move on. Someone will take care of the troll soon enough. Please ask a Moderator for permission before posting any external links. Also leave your political and religious beliefs at the gate. Thank you and enjoy your stay!

The Village's Moderators and Their Weapons

BJBinty- SilenceWhip, Bancuffs, and Bangos M.I.A.
Deriaz M.I.A.
djkittn - BanHamster
kaosfury - Aaaaa Herring!!!
MeMe44- The Silencer


The Village's Finest Gamers

McCoyEVP may be considered an Elite gamer around Kong, and our resident badge and game guru at an impressive level 57. Another of our best gamers, VladTheEater, level 49, is also a game guru around the Village.

The Regular Village Moderators

bigstew17 AKA stew

Birthday: April 17th Kongday: Nov. 23rd, 2008

BJBinty AKA BJB, Binty, "Bacon Jalapeno Burger IN TeriYaki", and the Honorary village idiot.

Birthday: June 29th Kongday: May 31st, 2008

Deriaz AKA Deri, Warforged Juggernaut.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Dec. 22nd, 2007

kaosfury AKA kaos.

Birthday: Sep. 16th Kongday: Sep. 11th, 2008 Also owner of Eternal Solstice.

kiwibobAKA bob, Kiwi.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Sep. 14th, 2008

McCoyEVP AKA Mc, Mac, McCoy, Electric Vampire’s Plaything, Village Badge, game, and computer guru.

Birthday: November 4th Kongday: Oct. 11th, 2007

MeMe avy 2 MeMe44 AKA MeMe, UU44, meems, meemers.

Birthday: December 21st Kongday: Feb. 11th, 2008

R_i_d_d_l_e AKA Rids. <-- MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Apr. 29th, 2008

strawberry777 AKA Straw, Berry, The village medic

Birthday: April 1st Kongday: Nov. 7th, 2008

TheDavidCarney AKA TDC, David, Carney. <-- MIA

Birthday: March 14th Kongday: Nov. 20th, 2007

VladTheEater AKA Vlad. <-- MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jan. 20th, 2008

The Frequent Visiting Moderators

BlackSEED AKA SEED. <---M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 15th, 2008

djkittn AKA dj, kittn.

Birthday: November 19th, Kongday: Mar. 25th, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jun. 12, 2007


Birthday: Jan. 24 Kongday: Jan. 31, 2008

Lancer873 AKA Lancy Pants

Birthday: Sept. 11 Kongday: Apr. 26, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: May. 21, 2008

Other Notable People

The Village Regulars

Will always be under construction.

Past lives of the wiki. Originally owned by Bdog finally got worked on after his dissappearance when Barinski took over. Barinski updated the wiki for a few weeks then decided that his original room The Den needed him more and returned giving up his ownership. A few months of no owner and Infamousone took it over for a day or two. Against his better judgement PirateKingAtomsk took over (because for some reason people griped at him and thought he could do a good job) and took over the wiki. Please don't bother Pirate endlessly about the wiki for it will cause him to get grumpier and not do anything.

M.I.A. means basically this: Where are you?

angelofhell2468 AKA: angel, AoH MIA

Birthday: Jan. 24 Kongday: Apr. 22, 2008

AppleMan575 M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 3, 2008

beckpm MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: May 16, 2008

CeruleanDragon AKA: CD

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 4, 2009

ChrisDaPatriot MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jul. 15, 2008

CrimsonGhost6969 M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Apr. 30, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 22, 2007

fajwat AKA faj, fajjie.

Birthday: Oct. 1 Kongday: Mar. 1, 2008

F1R32 M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 16, 2009

FireFytingNut MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 18, 2008

Fireseal MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: May. 10, 2008

Florina4ever MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Nov. 2, 2009


Birthday: Jun. 12, 1988 Kongday: Sep. 9, 2008

HugotheElder MIA

Birthday: Jul. 19 Kongday: Aug. 4, 2009


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Oct. 8, 2011


Birthday: Feb. 1 Kongday: Apr. 23, 2008

Illbreth MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 4, 2008

Jeremy007 M.I.A

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Oct. 16, 2008

Lardman12 AKA lard. MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Dec. 20, 2007

Lisablueangel M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jul. 2, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 15, 2008

mrbalboa M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jul. 31, 2009

Nestorow AKA: Nest, Nesto, Nestor. MIA

Birthday: Aug. 1 Kongday: Aug. 6, 2008

Neverpraying AKA: NP, Never

Birthday: N/A Kongday: May 14, 2009

PirateKingAtomsk AKA: Pirate, PKA.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jan. 16, 2009

raceer88 MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Apr. 30, 2009

RickyTheFish MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Oct. 15, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 10, 2009


Birthday: Oct. 22 Kongday: Jun. 18, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Sep. 07, 2008

spikethesenses AKA spike

Birthday: June 18 Kongday: Sep. 28, 2008


Birthday: Jun. 8th Kongday: Jun. 19, 2008

T_U_R_T_L_E M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jan. 21, 2009


Birthday: July 21 Kongday: Feb. 4, 2009

Thelgrek AKA thel. M.I.A.

Birthday: N/A Kongday: May. 11, 2008

ThrackhamatorAKA thrack. M.I.A.

Birthday: Jul. 28 Kongday: Apr. 29, 2008

tinytim42 MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Mar. 5, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 19, 2008

velvet_roses AKA: velvet, rose, roses. MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jul. 16, 2009

VermadusAKA Verm. MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: May. 16, 2008

WandererUFE AKA W, Wanderer, UFE, WUFE. M.I.A.

Birthday: Mar. 4 Kongday: Apr. 13, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Jul. 1, 2009


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Sep. 18, 2008

Yorai MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Apr. 27, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Apr. 3, 2009
  • Note: Newer regulars around the room will be added once they have reached true regular status.

Past Regs

People on this list are people who have for their own reasons stopped visiting the village. And while they are no longer regs we do not wish to forget them.

barinski AKA: bar, bari, barin

Birthday: Dec 13. Kongday: Jan 2, 2009

Bdog2509 AKA The Yeti, "The Gateway Drug" (Courtesy of DjKittn) and Village antique dealer.

Birthday: Aug. 19 Kongday: Feb. 8, 2008

QwertyRobot -Temporarily retired from kong-

Birthday: N/A Kongday: N/A


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Oct. 8, 2009

Snoddy AKA captain

Birthday: Aug. 7 Kongday: Jun. 14, 2008


Birthday: N/A Kongday: Aug. 4, 2009

Frequent Visitors and Up and Coming Regulars

Ok, I know there are different opinions on who is a regular, and who isn't. I know that the very definition of a regular is quite fuzzy in it's self. So for that very reason, I have made this list. This will be my list I focus on most, and see myself doing the most work to on a weekly basis. If your name is here, that means either I haven't personally seen that much of you, or your new to The Village. I can't just go and add everyone who asks, that would be unfair to the long time Regulars. Consider this your application. Your name is at the top of my list. And if all goes well, your name wont be here for long. I have also added the frequent visitors, which I hope is self explanatory.

electirve_fan aka fan MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Sep. 06, 2008

Jodi_0 MIA

Birthday: N/A Kongday: Feb. 26, 2009


That's right, when you enter the Village, we have our own language. This started months ago, when VladTheEater came up with "Wibbles" for "welcome back" and it caught on. Then BJBinty and Bdog2509 came up with "Hibbles" for "Hurry back" to counter attack the growing popularity of "wibbles". This then turned into an entire language. Here is the first edition of "The Official Vibblish Dictionary":

The Official Vibblish dictionary, edition 1.

Ebbles-Good evening

Fubbles-A polite way to swear, without swearing.

Gnibbles-Good night

Hibbles-Hurry back

Hobidibbles-Honorary idiot

Hubbles-Hush up


Kongrabbles-Kongrats, congratulations


Mibbles-Good morning





Tybbles-Thank you

Vibblish-Village speak.

Webbles-Your welcome

Wibbles-Welcome back

A Tribute To Restlessfox

restlessfoxwas a dear friend and mentor to a lot of us Villagers. Unfortunately, he passed on July 14th, 2010. He was a great man, and a friend to anyone that needed one. Although he originally came from The Garden, and made his name in turning The Dumptruck from a troll filled room, into The Den, a place that was his home and at the time a room seconded in greatness only to The Village, he will always be a Villager in our eyes and our hearts. For those that would like to say something nice about him, please visit the village blog article about him, and leave your comments there. R.I.P. Foxeh, you will always be remembered and loved.

The Blog of the Village People

There's all sorts of talent among the Villagers. Check out the blog hereto check it out, read up on Vibblish (the Village language), and absorb some of the great wisdom of our Village Elders (That's elders in wisdom only btw!).
We also love to party! Come join us for the YMCA and other fun on birthdays, Kongdays, and any other time we can pull together a party!