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Zero Axis, one of the most dramatic rooms on Kong, has had a very interesting history, from it's beginnings as a modest Helsinki duplicate (Administrator error), to its more prominent presence in Kongregate's world today.

Welcome to Zero Axis


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  • You can freely add yourself to the wiki but the ruling is that if someone believes you shouldn't be there it will be openly discussed in Zero Axis and depending on the amount of people in the room at least 2-3 of the people discussing the matter have to agree to you being on the wiki and if not you will be taken down.
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  • To add a quote (To someone's summary), please, after the entire quote is typed, highlight it all and select "code/preformatted." This is not a rule, but a general suggestion as it will be easier to tell the difference between the actual summary and the quote.
  • If trolls invade, Follow This Link and contact charlieboneguy12 to find out the password.
  • More Soon To Come!


1234gelModerator icon Edit

Placed in Zero Axis a year ago by Kongregate itself, all random, do not remember where he came from, and is uber strange. Before, he loved gaming and badging, but now, he's only a chatter. As the only norwegian reg (So far), he's kinda proud of it... Got the world's longest profile ever, hard to read, but worth to read. On every eve (Eve for him) and barely swears and never spams. Dramatic sometimes, but not too often, he's more the "say nonsense" guy, but is still popular among the other regs, as some of them are his best friends on all Kong. Here is his kinda funny history: (This is from his own profile)

"SERIOUS INFORMATION!! Ok, here is actually some serious informatin bout me and my life on Kong. :P Bout time, huh? Ok, I remember my first day, July the 6th 2008 was a fine day in my summer holidays. I was sooo bored, u can't imagine! I found no good games, till I found a game on a norwegian gamin site called "Pillage the Village". I decided to try this game, and it was a link to... (Dun dun DUN!!) Kongregate!! :O I still don't remember the room I was placed in that day, but I remember a person called WitchCandy from that room... I was in that room all day, didn't know bout mods, badges, cards, notin. Then, the next day, I was goin to log on again. This time, Kong. placed me somwhere else by an accident :O I was placed in Zero Axis who became my kong. home. I started to earn badges, and my first badge was the Easy badge from Pillage the Village. I was not alone that day, I got a friend, my first Kongregate friend that day. Ruby Bear was also playin Pillage the Village that day, and we became friends. Been friends since. The first day I learnt bout mods, I don't remember the date, but I met Dragily, room owner of Zero Axis. Me and another person were fightin, and Drag tried to stop us. He said he wud silence us if we didn't stop, I stopped.... the other person continued and got silenced! Lol... I got more to tell of couse, I've seen and done many funny things in one year. Another funny story is how I met Jess, acc. name is Jessness or Dungen2345. That time, only Dungen. Yeh, that day u were soo angry, cuz one of ur bgm in real life stole the boy u liked, and u got pissed. U were angry on every1 that talked to u too, and I was no exception. Lol, u said u wud release 120947235423154405937451 dogs at me, and u "did" too. I don't exactly know how we became friends... but we did that day, or at least the next. Lol. My last story that's worth tellin bout is how I met Liam, Bokenbow. He was talkin bout no1 liked him, and asked me to be friends. I said yes, as I always do when ppl asks, and then another friendship started. I got his msn, and he got mine, and today, he's the only person from Kong. I talk to on msn, cept one norwegian one. This is the things from Kong. I remember the most, I hope it was worth readin."

hothot12Moderator icon Edit

ZA's third and final Room Owner.

"Pretty cool dude" ~ charlieboneguy12

Kita666Moderator icon Edit

A very strange member of Zero Axis. For one thing hes not human, or a bird or anything like that. Then what is he? HES A KITA. Hes here to help and here to serve. Best person to talk to about any problems and is one hell of a sensitive guy. He is on alot, although he afks for huge periods (of time not in the other sense).(I am noit afk for huge periods anymore >:I) Also, in case you haven't noticed kita is a GUY not a girl. Why he chose that username i'll never know. He also has a awesome girlfriend whose recently made an account in Zero Axis. (but she is never on.)

Nice guy. A bit overshadowed by the others. Deserves more recognition. - Unknown user

Needs more cookies. And patience. Birds. - Soeki

thePixelGhostModerator icon Edit

Hello, I’m the Pixel Ghost, but you can call me Pixel, or Ghost I don’t care too much. I currently haunt Zero Axis (ZA for short).

Old ModeratorsEdit

Charlieboneguy12 Edit

RO throughout Zero Axis' revival period, still cares enough to come back and edit this wiki for some reason.


The founder of Zero Axis, Dragily is an interesting character. He can't be on more often due to his education, but is a very good moderator and well respected inside his room, and out. College has eaten him whole, and now other moderators are struggling to keep the load off of the room. However, in recent times, he has come to the room often enough for people to see what a cool guy he really is. He has a great sense of humor, and will crack jokes, though he's not the most serious fellow, he seems to be amazingly smart, completing a test that took normal people 2 hours in only thirty minutes. He also seems to be musically talented, and has been playing the guitar, the violin, the piano, and such for many years. He is very close with most of the people in his chat room, and has a very well deserved shiny M next to his name.

(2012/2/22 shameless self-edit) I feel a need to comment here, seeing as how it's probably important to clarify a couple of things in the above statements that some people are apparently interested in.

I'm not studying as of now, which has probably tied directly into my sudden increase in Kong activity. (Shameless self-promoting) I graduated last August with a BS in Psychology and a BA in Philosophy, and I'm working full time as a mental health clinician. And because this means absolutely NO homework (woot~!), it means that I can spend the majority of my home life gaming, sleeping, or doing some other sort of hobby. Silly enough, I probably spend most of my Kong time at work, as I take on a good number of graveyard shifts that don't really require much of a presence from me, unless someone's awake or something needs to be taken care of. Either way, I'm back and ready to be a part of the community one more time.

My sense of humour is a little off, and more likely than not, most of my jokes seem to go unnoticed or misunderstood. That's chill, though~ I specialize more in deadpan humor anyway, which has a much greater effect in reality than online. Also...I'm not smart. I don't know why the specific quote about the 2 hour test got remembered, but it doesn't mean I'm intelligent. I'm just a quick reader/writer/so on. I don't play the guitar, though sometimes I wish I did. In terms of musical ability, from greatest to weakest, it ranks: Piano, vocals, percussion, violin.

From where I am now, I'm studying for the GRE. If I do well, my ultimate goal is to go into graduate school to get a Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology. Otherwise, I'll shoot for the MSW->LCSW path, which may eventually lead to that Ph.D. anyway. If you have an interest in this stuff, hit me up. I always love chatting about my field. Also, if you have any questions, please feel free to whisper! While I may not always be around, if you keep trying, I'll respond eventually!



A mod that likes to pop in. He is a fair mod and usually helps with people's problems. Some don't like elGrifo, and I say, "What is the matter with you?" Also, he lives in England, and is never afk, unless hes magically afk at a "tea break".


An ex-mod that used to love Zero Axis. She left after she lost her modship, but is slowly coming back. She is also sad she got deleted from the Kongregate wiki, but that's besides the fact. She used to be the second in command to Dragily, and the whole room loved her, until she went a little power crazy and wanted to own the room. Oops! She is now coming back, as she realized that nobody old really went on anymore, and that she shouldnt let the past stop her from enjoying herself in the future.


- Badge hunter, room hopper, heart breaker; MyNameIsNothing was Kongregate's triple threat. In search of the perfect chat room, MyNameIsNothing agreed to lend his services to help rebuild and refine the room of legend.

Rachiface Moderator iconEdit

One of the few mods to brave the walls of Zero Axis. But with a fierce determination she charged in, ready to fight the infamous trolls that this room was known for. What surprised her was that the trolls were all but gone. However, the members of Zero Axis had been more or less abandoned by mods and many didn't take kindly to a new one. But, through a fierce determination and a good sense of humor, she won their hearts and was accepted as no other mod had been for quite some time


Like all other rooms, Zero Axis has had its fair share of mods. Whether to stop arguments or to silence trolls. Although these mods were doing there correct and noble duty, Pilch came in with another purpose. He came to talk, and have fun with the people of the room, as well as helping them with their troll problem. You CAN become just as good friends with a mod as you can with any other user. Surely an impossible sale to pitch to this room. Well somehow he managed it. He is seen as more or a reg then a mod. With his powers of randomness and britosity he has conquered our hatred for mods (partly) and without having to use his powers of silence (barely). He is welcomed in the room just as enthusiastically as an other user if not more so. Truly a mod for the ages.

The RegularsEdit

1st Generation RegularsEdit


Well, this girl;s name would be Faith. She isn't always the most chatty of the bunch, but she's talkative when she wants, really cool and random beyond belief. Nice to all her friends (She does have her mean streaks though). Been in ZA for years, and loyal to the room =D. Loves her music, friends, and some other stuff too! =] Great person to talk to and can make friends with pretty much anyone. One of our favorites and one of the most known of the regs ... Hey people! So yeah, I left kong for a while but am very happy to be back when i can(: I still love you all and haven't forgotten all the great friends I have made. I will be trying to be online whenever my computer is working because i caught a virus on my computer that goes on and off so I will see what I can do about that little dilema. I've changed some since I've left im still the childish person you all know so very well but theres some differences. So yeah, I love you all. Peace!


Has been around longer than most of the current regs, but they don't all seem to think so because they haven't seen him until recently. Why he came back is unknown. He absolultely HATES Role Playing to any short extensive, indepth, overpassionate degree, with deep intensity, {(I completely agree) - Matt} which causes him to get into little fights with the newer regs from time to time. He can be funny and agreeable once in awhile.. but for the MOST part, he's always angry at something or someone for some reason and always in a mood. Because of this, not many people talk to him, and just leave him to his own thing. Not many people are sure what caused him to be so angry towards people and his hostility towards others now and then makes everyone not care to understand why.


Yet another regular to Zero Axis seems to have what we all lack, "common sense", but can be funny also. Hmmmmmmmmm's (matt) friend in real life. He rarely comes on now, because most of the other regs left and he HATES the new generation because the people are all trolly, spammy, and illiterate. If he's online and he sees someone in chat with some common sense then he may contribute to the conversation, but not always. He also talks if he sees one of his old reg friends online


Gamer's friend IRL. He is quite chatty and also questionable by many (for utmost randomness to the extremeness, [edited by dax here ;D]). He put 9 M's in an attempt to make people think he was kikai74, who at the time was hmmmmmmmmmm (10 M's) but at war with IdealIdeas then his efforts failed when hmx10 got his name switched by Emily_Greer. Add him. I don't think anyone has seen him online lately, but he gets all the badges....maybe he goes on in the wee hours of the mornin but noone really knows.

Katie94 You will be missed

Katie is DaxterX2's sister. She died on June 7th, 2009, in Washington DC. Some people decided to pull a drive-by, and she and her friend were killed in the process. Hopefully Dax is doing okay without her around anymore, R.I.P Katie. (edited by Matt here) R.I.P Katie and Sam, you will be missed ~ Matt. , R.I.P ~gamer097 , R*I*P Katie ~ Faith ( Black_Roze )R.I.P. Katie. We will all miss you. (DAiello) R.I.P Katie. I miss you a lot :( (Kikai74) 


He's been here almost as long as everyone else. A bit newer and kind of quirky. if you can deal with him, then you can deal with anyone else that comes your way. Take the time to talk to him...he's lonely....LONELY...HE's SO LONELY OMG!


A very old regular and was a regular before MiMc became a mod and the fall of Zero Axis, now he is back 3 months later wondering what happened to Zero Axis.I don't think he remembers what kong is he hasn't been here in so long.

2nd Generation RegularsEdit

Deathscout/Shadow Ranger

One of many teenagers belonging to the room, I found a new place. A group seperate from worldly friends. I loved it. I Don't swear that often, usually only doing so when frustrated. Typically I try to resolve or moderate any debates to prevent any largescale flame-wars. I Find joy in argument, so long as it is less emotional and more logical.


Jeez, did I really write that? I'll leave that to remember younger days. Still a teen. Not as much of a regular these days, but I still do stop by. I still don't swear that much, and I still try and resolve stuff when I need to.


A 20 year old, now Ex- Army Soldier who spent his spare time on Zero Axis, Glenny, as people call him is normally relatively sedate however, like everyone else, he has his moments and goes a bit insane. He tends to talk mainly with Knightkai and Imprisoner. He tends not to swear, when he does it is only either in jest or frustration. Glenny doesn't rp and will often lose a game just to participate in conversation. Glenny has been inactive for some time and Impy wants him back :c


User that was could be considered a regular but was a shy talker when first appeared. Some call him Ideal for short. After awhile IdealIdeas started to become a social person by being a constant nuisance. Having his account silenced many times he has made many additional accounts to use to continue to be annoying to kongregate members in room ZA. IdealIdeas is the best known for fighting to change the word "Troll" into MANBEARPIG. In Zero Axis MANBEARPIG by many members has become acceptable even though its not widely used. IdealIdeas has been at a constant war with MiMc since day one. Even after Mimc was mysteriously demodded she has still been at war with IdealIdeas. IdealIdeas is still to this day a regular to Zero Axis.


Although he spends alot of his time playing games, rather than chatting, he is a definatly a reg worth getting to know. He has a good sense of humour, even though he is mature for his age. He is happy to help his friends and it is easy to relax while talking to him. He is both nice and blunt with his statements and is able to make someone smile without him realising he is even doing it. I have been his friend for a while now and I hope I will be for a time longer. -imprisoner ][ ---- Ahh snap, now i HAVE to comment ;) Guess i better start doing more stuff eh? ;) ~ KeZ

matt_4021:Kez cybers. And I know. ;)


Metal is a reg who is obsessed with Mud and Blood 2 and any game like it. He's been on for about 2 years, and is only level 14. He lives in Maryland and hates it, and he wants to move back to Florida. He trolls occasionally, but it's just to keep the chat alive(: He role-plays whenever anyone else is, and ramen is awesome. Thank you, and good night.


Quoted as both kind and cold hearted, this user stumbled into ZA by way of HunterDragon, from armor games. He often will just seem to go afk, or disappear, but he means bye if he didn't say so. With some talent for art, he draws and paints for other members in the room, for no reward. Full of odd little quirks, you won't really know what he's going to come up with next, but he'll tolerate anything you have to say, to a certain degree. In all truths, he has difficulty thinking of something to say about himself in third person.


is currently in the hospital, Reon_kental is currrently in charge of his account and badgehunting altho he does a terrible job. please do not get offended by this account Reon_kental even admits hes a asshole

3rd Generation RegularsEdit


He has recently followed other Atlas regulars to this chat. Our new member has been searching for the chat that best matches him for quite a while. After trying out Barrens Chat, Teh Bleachers, Chocolate Hostage, Mockingbird County, and Atlas Park, he finally believes that he has found the chat of which he will remain a permanent resident. Might I add that he is an Arab-American, the first of our regulars and proud of it. A quite random guy, who from time to time, can be a huge pervert, yet is really awesome.

Favorite games. Abdul likes to play Transformice and is a badge hunter.

Serious information. He first found Kongregate at the age of nine where he gamed a lot, however, he made his account at age 12, Dec. 02, 2009. A nice thing to know about this one is that he has had four other accounts. These are, sweet_guy14, Sasori_Akatsuki(banned), Sasori_Akatsuki2(banned), and TermiSasori(banned). If you wish to look into other information about this member like hobbies etc., look at his profile which can be found in the following link.


Ares is one of the common frequenters of ZA, and can be seen as online much of the time, even if he is unseen in chat. He has a reputation as a lurk. He is married in reality to fellow ZA user Fenroar and is now a proud father of three. He rarely mutes, but would rather warn the trolls and spammers before judgement is carried out. Some of his fellow regs have called him a god at times based on his username, and he has a tendency to submoderate the room when no mods are around, and chat is in chaos. He dislikes dead chat, and even if he has absolutely nothing to say, will attempt to bring the chat back to life just so he can "watch the mortals." He likes long walks on the beach, and beating the crap out of his friends (irl friends) in sparring just for fun. He's a self-described "Cliche 'starving artist' look" and his political opinion is "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." He will dance without any warning, so here is your warning.

~Sorry, just stating that this entry deserves multiple internet points


A funny guy, who insists on calling everyone strange nicknames, and likes...things. Nothing much is known about him. His name comes from his personality, which is very 'in-your-face', and he has tendencies to jump into rage about things he doesn't like. Other than that, he is usually a very laid-back person, and a great friend to have.


A generally nice guy who has a tendency to not live up to his name, as he doesn't like violence, and will apprehend anyone who starts to fight. With great justice. He is good friends with Zsq, and will usually mess around with him, or something like that. He's a bit of a stooge, and likes to jump on peoples' heads at random intervals.


He is pretty new and kinda weird but knows how to joke around and have fun. The one thing he hates above all though is when people flame or spend to much time insulting others, especially girls. (Yah I know, people have told me that's weird and sexist but that's just who i am) Very open and accepting, will usually accept anyone as a friend. btw, people can stop calling me DA and can call me David instead :)


Originally a resident of Role Playing 1, he quit the room after his computer refused to connect to Kongregate for several months and found that the room was all but abandoned on his return. Through some serendipitous chain of events, he ended up in Zero Axis, where he has stayed since. Over the years, he's become somewhat detached from Kongregate, but he still pops in from time to time to see how everyone's doing. Maybe one of these days he'll settle down again and stick around for good.

Kind. Good at RPing. Won't be deleted now. Deserves more credit. - Anonymous


Fenroar is the real wife of Ares, and one of the greatest badasses of ZA. Most who know of her either fear her or respect her. Many do both. She is a happy mother of three, and as such, she does not come on as often as most would like. She prefers to stay out of the main RPing in the room, and will only intervene to heal her friends. As an RPer, she usually uses a Human woman of her physical appearance, who carries a bag of runes. (In Ares's terms, "Fen's grab bag of SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIT")


A phoenix always ready to offer a hand...wing. This member of ZA joined near the new year, and has been one of the most influential regulars since. Starting off by creating The Aviary, which now has over 20 members. He became one of the most loved members of Zero Axis, largely due to his kindness and humor. If you are having any troubles of the sort, his is the bird to go to, with an understanding demeanor, he is willing to spend hours helping others. He isn't afraid to dish out some sort of punishment though, usually in the form of fire, so be considerate when speaking to him. Other then that, he is an amazing guy, so feel free to talk to him.

In his own words:

I try my best to live by these philosophies:

  1. Everyone deserves a second chance.
  2. Being mad never helps the situation.
  3. Treat others the way you expect to be treated.
  4. Ponies be bitchin

(Note from Kez) 5) Be a slave to Kez, for he is the BESTEST person in the worldzz ;0

"Kindest gay phoenix I ever met." Falkorr


Oh god. Changing so much from the wiki. Well. Not really too sure what to say. Well, you can often see me in the chatroom although I might not reply, the best way to get in contact with me is to Email me ( Friends only ) or message me on Xbox Or Steam: NinjaHippyFish.

Yup that's right. NinjaHippyFish. :3


Likes Cats


Been in ZA since '08. Don't trust him, he moved to china in '09 and is now actively recruiting people into the communist party. Enjoys RPGs, idles and any game that will have you ROFLing. Will get angry if you move his section to the wrong gen or delete his section. He has those commie connections so I wouldn't mess with him.


Probably one of the sweetest people on kongregate. God knows what she's doing in Zero Axis, but we're happy to have her. She never has a bad word to say about anyone and is sometimes a bit too nice. But is also ready to have a laugh and is able to find practically anything funny, especially if its one of KnightKai's strange comments. She is also commonly seen playing her favorite game on kong for hours on end; 'Bunni: How we First Met'.


Good friends with Scruffy297, Eric_The_Viking, and LAK4 at school, he discovered Kongregate through friends and quickly became acquianted with the generally insane nature at Zero Axis, the first chat room he joined. He hasn't moved since, and has made good friends with Renae123, Imprisoner and Zsg1. Often confused with an entirely different user, samq1427, arguments in a chat can break out between them both. These times are not only confusing, but occasionally quite hilarious, as it is impossible without checking their profiles to see who's actually chatting. Games he frequents include Sonny, Sonny 2, Feudalism and Feudalism 2.

My note: 'Sup, ZA Wiki readers. I am samg1427. The real one, that is. Just a few notes about myself, for those who care. I'm British and proud, moderately patriotic. I left secondary school in 2013 to move on to College. There, I'll be studying English Lang, English Lit, Psychology and Media, with hopes to go on to university, study English even further, and from there, I aim to become a writer. I'm gonna say I'm returning to ZA, but that'll probably only last a week. Three months later, I'll come back guns blazing. Then go again. With League of Legends out of my life now though, I've freed up many hours of chat time. Hope to see you there.


One of the oldest friends of Imprisoner, Zsg1, and others. TaCtIcAlSnIpEr snuck into ZA one cold, winters night, and found a room to call home. He stayed as a regular for three years, working his way up to 29. Then, in 2011, he vanished for a enitire year. He kept in touch with Impirsoner, occasionaly talking to him on Facebook. He recently returned, and set up in ZA once again. A role-player, serious chatter, and agnostic, TaCtIcAlSnIpEr (also known as Tac, Tact, Snipe, or Sniper), has been an influencial reg in ZA. A member of Axis Castle, Tac was the crazy exicutioner who ran around chopping off heads. He is known to role-play, transforming into a Purple Dragon, Kitten, Dark Pheonix, and controls Werecookies. He planted the Axis Tree on the ground where Axis Castle once stood. He is also the source of the myth of the Rape Monkey. He supposedly tamed the monkey, keeping it in the Public Zero Axis Bathrooms. After the fall of Axis Castle, the myth of the Rape Monkey was told to every newcomer into ZA. He enjoys throwing pool parties around his house, and quietly observes the fall of Zero Axis from the shade of his Axis Tree. His alt is JarOfWereCookies.

TaCtIcAlSnIpEr: "*Sits under tree*"

TaCtIcAlSnIpEr: "*Reads a book and observes the conversation*"

Zsg1: "Have you told her about the Rape Monkey?"

Imprisoner: (Private Message) "Tac wanna join the Zero Axis Rp compitition?"


What can I say... URAP. He joined all the way back in 2009, and made friends and enemies with many people: some have gone and left him, and some he can still pester all the time, like Imprisoner. There was a time of darkness where he never entered ZA because he lost the will to game... and another... and several others, to be honest. But now, he hopes to stay here for a while and pester everyone. He's known to turn up at random points and quite a lot of the time is responsible for the periods of dead chat that appear.


An odd character to the axis regulars, he's on sometimes, when his computer decides to work, and is off the rest of the time, playing oblivion, When hes on, hes always playing RPG's, such as tiny RPG, magical cave, and sonny. all great RPG's. he used to have a knack for chat RP'ing, back when his first and greatest friend, hunter dragon was still on kong, but after he quit, wierdcrows RP'ing ability lost its touch.

He is currently great firends with multiple people on kong, imprisoner, whom is his best friend, Knight Kai, who is a (?) friend, Dark knight,and many others, he is currently going through high school as a freshman, in the year of 2010. he plans to be a marine when he grows up, and is going to go to citadel for training. he also wants to be a mod for zero axis, for days when there is no mod.


A funny and frankly immature member of the room. Seriously like a 15 year old in a 23 year olds body. He is like always horny, which can be kinda creepy or scary xD. He is always laughing at everything and tries to come on whenever he can. He has two very adorable kids, ryan and holly. Although not having the easiest of lives he always has a smile for anyone who comes into the room and will love you if you give him some COOKIE CAKE :P. Going on from what who ever wrote this i am Zsg1 Or Zach as all the regs or newcomers might know me as I do have a ton of friends and i am a great friend at times i do well yes.... love to get ear raped by friends like Midnight_rain (cam) and vamp every weekend now (saturday) we have a movie party at tiny chat i get to host the next one sooo :D

Also no one i repeat no one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Touch my fucking cookie cake... i have tamed the rape monkey to do my biddings so >v> watch out all of you

also play crystal saga with me or everybody edits shell shock live or bad eggs im open for any game now or then >:^3 HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE END?!


A crown wearing gorilla who enjoyed blasting music from his treehouse on the edge of the now dry and non-existent Lake ZA. He loved RPing, and at one point attempted to establish a separate part of ZA that he dubbed 'Jollyland'. He failed miserably, being defeated in what the regulars of the time, including Imprisoner, called 'the most epic battle ZA has ever seen'. Shortly after his defeat, King disappeared the room.

He also managed to be muted twice in one day. Not sure how.


4th generation RegularsEdit


Has a great sense of humor. Somewhat trollish. Deserves more friends than he has.

Real smart, too.


Commie's a strange one, even compared to most of ZA. Intellectual and funny, talented musically, and a pretty big history buff. He can be really friendly at times and harsh at others, and is equally likely to greet newcomers with pleasant conversation about shared interests or launch massive tentacle rape attacks on them.

He makes a good mediator, tutor, conversationalist, and friend.

(Just don't mention rape (unless you want some rape).)


Really nice.  Great friend who you can have interesting conversations with, she enjoys the odd chat and is friendly towards anybody showing barely any to zero signs of dislike to anyone.  You can have good laughs with her and is an all round awesome, lovely, nice person.


He is currently unsure about what to write here... So, he'll just say that he's MASSIVELY afk, normally playing something else with an idle game on or busy with his ex-girlfriend/best friend. No joke, he hasn't been on in ages. Apparently he is meant to be in 3rd Gen, however he feels fourth to be more accurate. Rather sensitive person, he came close to tears when he was reading about a certain 1st Gen despite never meeting her. He's very childish, but can change at the drop of a hat. Currently going to ask around as to what he should place in this Wiki, however, should you find something worth mentioning, please do so. Oh, and his roleplay character is what he wants to be... ((Working well with it bar the wings. :P )) Well, I guess that's all, have a nice day, night, evening, or whatever you have. :P


Alright; round 2. I started out in ZA a couple years back, and due to my immaturity I always managed to make a huge ass of my self. Eventually, after some shit went down with a few former regs and a chick from chat that I dated (I am a male, for the record), I left Kong completely. Here I am now years later ready to make a comeback, as I see many other regs doing the same. I'll keep the bio short enough. A few facts about me: I'm a writer; I'm an omnivert; I'm not an emo (though I used to subscribe to the title, I only retained the dark dress because I found it suited me). That's about it.


Harley is a regular in Zero Axis and only stays in this room unless she goes to gets friends *cough cough* redd. Harley goes by van or v. If you spell harley wrong she gets pissed >:( Van only comes on at night and lives in Arizona. She recently had a b-day and is now 18! {edited by me from here on ---->} Um can someone change this? This is like retarded! I cant change it or else imma get all this shit from my bro >_>Whoever makes this...better i will <3 4-EVER!! Unless you dont want me to ya know? { <--- No longer edited by me!}


(is not an alt account of imp) Brazilian Guy Who Wants To Be Like Kai


Self titled veteran. He claims to have been around since before the dawn of time. Ratchet has been with ZA since January '08, but has been on and off to varying degrees since then. Trolling is a favourite pastime, often moving from room to room, gathering a group of followers to better troll others. Only stopped by the divine intervention of mods. Ratchet despises mods, possibly because he could have been one if not for his overly enthusiastic trolling...



Funny person. Quirky, but not annoyingly so. Deserves a bit of humility. - Anonymous


Hard to believe this one only joined half a year ago. He is an avid rper. He can be a good person (relatively) and is kind to his friends. He will often greet his friends with a tacklehug. He can be annoying... He often is annoying, but we love him just the same. He is the rooms little imp (ironically). -imprisoner


Been a part of Zero Axis since spring 2010, and for the most part enjoys the folks there. Occasionally cruel, sometimes oppressive, and frequently sarcastic. He can't stand people who spam or act the fool, but can tolerate some trolls. If you want to talk to him, just try to be respectful and don't act stupid.

TenebrioNimbus, AKA raven, might seem cold-hearted, callous, and kind of goofy, if you’re a tard. He’s actually a very smart, unique guy, and a very good friend. Though, I can't really say anything to dispute the goofy. He’s basically your quintessential nerd, and seems to be fairly proud of it. Basically, don’t be a tard, a troll, or a derp, or he shall send you to the depths of hell, filled with whatever horrible sadistic fantasies he has in mind for you. – Commie

Has a hell of a brain. Pun-tastic to talk to. Deserves a break. - Anonymous


Joined october 2010, but didn't say or do anything anything for about three months due to fear of immediate social rejection. Through friends in the non-virtual reality (or just reality), Eric_the_viking, samg1427 and LAK4, scruffy297 gradually became more talkative. Has a shallow, painstakingly normal personality with no interesting or notable traits - in fact he isn't even that scruffy...i mean wtf! Possibly most famous for visiting regularly but only for short periods and also for begging it off Imprisoner, whom he blatantly adores.

This is a typical conversation.


Soeki, or Lunamaria by her peers registered in March 2011. Being an ex-troll, she can effeciently rid them, which is a vital thing for Zero Axis. She works at GameStop, and spends her afternoons in a gorilla suit and jetpack watching the 12:00 PM soaps. Or yelling at people in Zero Axis. One of the bad traits she exhibits is a terribly short fuse and that she likes to mess with newcomers. That aside, she can at times be resourceful and unashamed.

Very understanding. Has a lot of tact. Deserves more attention. - Anonymous


A good friend. A bit devious. Deserves more respect.

Real nice.


Turc is a dieing 17-18 year old that understands it even though he shouldnt

Reon his legal guardian for years but acts more like a brother than a guardian refuses to yell at turc but doesnt refuse making him feel ashamed of his actions through other means

Turc is one of the best people i have met in this site of the 1 1/2 years i have been here. He's kind and funny, addicted to potatoe pizza (no idea wat that is so ask him), a FREAK (so he fits right in) and one of my best friends on the site. Reons ok too. - imp


Tends to be on for at least a little bit almost every day. Is pretty nice, and tends to like new people as long as they aren't complete idiots. Is not afraid to defend herself from idiots, and thinks some arguments are fun, as long as the other person can come up with decent arguments. Roleplays often and has a variety of characters, most non-human, all 80+ of them. Was stalked to ZA by TC and Shade (496827).

Honest. A bit quiet. Deserves more conversations. - Anonymous

496827 (Shade)

So I finally decided to add myself to this wiki. Uhm, lets see. Followed Vamp to ZA originally and then just decided to stick around. Was a reg for a few years and did a lot of RPing, then I kind of disappeared for a while. Decided to come back and hang out every once in a while. I can kind of be an asshole, so don't get too put off by that when you first meet me. Anyways, I still RP some and am trying to kind of make a return to Kong. ZA's starting to get back to the good old days.


Others call me Mitcha. Lives in America, sometimes funny, others think is stupid. "Jock", likes to play sports. Enjoys to play games and go to parties. Roleplays sometimes during the fall. And hates trolls. Likes to have fun and play games. And scared of the rape monkey story....

5th Generation RegularsEdit


I owe this guy a lot. Knowledgable. Persuasive. Deserves more recognition.


A half scot half russian, who somehow still doesn't drink. (guess the 2 sides cancelled out). He is one of the kindest people in the room and an awesome roleplayer to boot. He is polite to everyone and is one of the few regs who have ANY chance of EVER becoming a mod. Follow Vamp from RP1 and spent much time lurking..and lurking..and lurking. But now he is out in the open and still hasn't decided if thats a good thing. He is one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rock on.

I've known TC for ages. He's one of the best friends I have. ~Vamp

Best rper in ZA and honest- Zeus


Level-headed. Doesn't know how to edit well. Enjoys drawing.

Nice person. - Anonymous


A glorious mixture of all that is strange, well founded vocabulary, and polite mysterious creativity. She will never not give you a good conversation, and will also forever be imprinted into the many unique or as she says iqueme members of the giant clusterfuck of ZA. All that needs to be said, is that this post is way too small to describe her, so you really have to talk to her.

6th Generation RegularsEdit


This person is.... Well, if you wanna have a fun time talking to someone talk to him. Call him Undead. He's friends with Zeus_01, Sevlir, KnightKai, imprisoner, Dread_Dragon, blackhawk808, AngelKitttyXD, and Asakuraboi001

Originally joined back in 2010, but didn't become a regular untill 2012. (He also needs new music to listen to, Rap preferibly ;3)

7th Generation RegularsEdit




Awesome guy and a great chatter.  You can have good friendly conversation with him and is a very intelligent person.  Chat does go all funny sometimes when he is talking to the right people which results in something pretty awesome.  All in all, friendly, socialable and funny and someone you could have an engaging conversation with for hours (with of course 10 minute breaks in between, for your health of course).



He is known as a Blender artist. Loves to make people whatever they suggest him to make and is a pretty nice guy with a good sense of humor. He also has a good share of knowledge in coding. You can ask him to make you a avatar for your profile and he will make it for you. Many people satisfied. He loves playing games and is a good friend to have.


1) The power of Youtube (and also horse genitals).

KnightKai:My friend showed me a horse breeding video on youtubes


KnightKai:Alot of Mexicans



2) And so confusion went forth throughout the land.

KnightKai: Your an idiot

GorillaKing37: How?

Imprisoner: You just are

GorillaKing37: Least i have chicken

kita666: Leeroy Jenkins, am I right?

GorillaKing37: No you did

kita666: ...huh.

GorillaKing37: I have no idea

3) Confused? so is the cup.

IWishIWasntHere: that match was like masturbation in a cup that was thrown against a wall

IWishIWasntHere: not seamen

IWishIWasntHere: masturbation

4) So you think you can fail?

5) Clean to dirty.

Lolas_Luck134: -brings out a random thing of water- Bend over.

imprisoner: ..

matt_4021: ...

Lolas_Luck134: Don't want you to get Completely wet.

matt_4021: Thats what he said

6) Dancing ponies.

7) Hallejuah, it's lactating men!

TaterNutzIYM: and it was really kevins!

imprisoner: ..

imprisoner: wut

Zoezhere: i didnt know men could lactate so much o.O

imprisoner: WUT

TaterNutzIYM: i didnt either XD

8) Court Case: Dickinabox

9) Keyboard Surprise.

10) Sneaky Sex

matt_4021: YES

matt_4021: YES

matt_4021: YES

matt_4021: YES

KnightKai: HARDER

matt_4021: YES

matt_4021: YES

11) Gorillas can't spell or Kai can't tell race

12) Ass Diddling

13) Once a slave..

Matt_4021: Mitcha.

Matt_4021: You were a slave.

Matt_4021: And your black.

Matt_4021: You have no rights.

Zeus_01: lol

Zeus_01: i know

14) Phone Numbers


Zsg1: sorry

Zsg1: my bad

VampiresRule13: . . .

VampiresRule13: You don't have my number.

VampiresRule13: You NEVER will have my number.

VampiresRule13: Even in your dreams you will not obtain my number.

Vashnublets: his number is: 651-609-1876

VampiresRule13: . . . His?

Adamwt: ya two of my friends getting along

Sevlir: XD Nice going smart one.

VampiresRule13: *Female.*

15) Young love, or is it?

16) The Movement of the Bills

18) Early mornings...and tacos.

19) Family Ties

War StoriesEdit

The New OwnerEdit

Once in the peaceful room of Zero Axis (when does that happen anymore?) the regulars were going about their normal chat. We haven't had a mod in the room regularly in quite some time. One day, an old reg who just became a mod (unnamed, yet obvious) claimed that Dragily had allowed her to take over the chat, but it's name needed to be changed. A lot of the regs did not like the idea of this new owner. One of them got angry enough to call out Dragily who didnt understand the situation to many people it was causing stress to. This user has also been a friend of the new mod for a long time but since the new mod tried taking over the room he got pissed and hardly ever acknowledges their existance anymore. The new mod wanted the name to be Dragon's Den (pokemon g/s/c reference). Finally after much conversation with Dragily and the admins, It was decided the room wont change, nor will the owner and that shall stand for eternity.

The Fall of the Axis...Edit

One day, after the controversy of the new owner, a wave of new people hit Kongregate. Being of the younger generation, in general the literate ones were few and far between.  With them though they brought the horror that was "[REDACTED]".  He constantly spam bombed chat with a symbol that has been now disabled on Kongregate.  In doing this he drove a lot of people out of the chat room.  Since that day zero axis has become a pit of despair, trying to climb back from the impact of a very devastating attack. Zero Axis lost many good regulars that day and it hasn't been the same since……

...The new axis has risen...Edit

No Information has been added to this because it has not happened yet... because pretty much ZA is still the hellhole it always was. However it seems to have taken to more of a roleplay room than a chat one. However, with Dragily coming back more often, and more mods lurking about, Zero Axis has been cleaning up it's act, and the regulars are in a fierce battle against the many flamers, and trolls. Zero Axis may not be the most 'safe place' but it's definitely the one that will grow on you. Feel free to stop by, and see all those people mentioned above yourself. You just might become one of them.

Well, over the years that I've been in Zero Axis (For those of you that do not know, it was the room that I was automatically placed in on my first day), I have defended ZA against trolls, noobs, hell, I even fought with several mods in the name of ZA. My ventures to other rooms were short and few, because in the end, they didn't have that home-feeling. ANYWAYS. Over the years, I'ved watched people come and go...some removed, some friends, some enemies, but lately, I've come to realize, that the reason Zero Axis has not fully recovered, is because of people like myself. The people on this list. The "Regulars". But, without making an entirely new room, this problem is impossible to fix. With that being sad, The New Axis has risen from the ruins of old and I can once again, say this room, of Zero Axis, is peaceful again. And on that cheery note, I bid you adue. ~Tecness2

I'm leaving this as it is.  Obviously at some point when ZA was dead(-er) someone came in and tampered with the wiki as there were some pieces missing about the [REDACTED] story and someone added him to the first generation regulars list.  I never took notice of this up untill now and I don't know what Tecness was going to say so, it's anybodies guess really.  I will try contact Tecness through Kongregate to get the problem sorted.  Sorry for the inconveniences. ~Charlie

Zero Axis, in it's dying hourEdit

Bad news, it seems that Dragily is no longer Room Owner.  In fact, it seems there is no room owner!  I checked the room index in the forums section and it says there is now no room owner for Zero Axis and it is under the ruling of Kongregate.  It also seems like rooms are now getting merged, mainly inactive.  So we are a great risk of getting merged with another room, but, we also might have the chance to have a new room merged in to us, and I am sure this will bring in more people willing to chat, so thankfully, it might not be our dying hour, but in fact that well over due rise of axis!

-charlieboneguy12 (and other regulars)

Except it probably will be. I'm waiting for the crash and burn. ~Daxter

Fair 'nuff Dax, who am I kidding? ~Charlie

rip ~cheffplayer2

The Revival of AxisEdit

Well, we are getting revived.  We recentely as displayed above got a new Room Owner and opened the 7th Generation.  Quite a few chatters have came over from A Road Less Travelled and I think some are staying so, that's good?  Right?

~Charlieboneguy12 (New Wiki Moderator)